WATCHING MOVIE MADE ONLY FOR STRAIGHT GUYS

[@faith9196]

“Gay people don’t get sexually aroused.” Why did that make me laugh SO hard.

[@airhead_heiress739]

Faith pun intended

[@chosoistryinghisbest]

and they're both gay lmfao

[@DFProductionsNow]

THIS MOVIE.. confirmed I was gay...lol

[@dianagonzalez8992]

Wtf and old peopple say movies now are too much

[@kingchenny5669]

Diana Gonzalez Your profile pic says it all 😂💜Army

[@rayraygaleva9493]

Fr

[@hayden8140]

@@kingchenny5669 yess 💜

[@sherrythomas3028]

You have no idea the stuff they got away with in the 80's

[@homunculus7]

I mean this movie isnt that bad at all... this was common humor back in the day.

[@daphneblondin2746]

That sex scene was horrible. There's no way that was even a little bit good lmao. Why was she yelling so much? Was she in pain? I'm concerned

[@divinityworsham3925]

I hated the “YES YES” part 😖

[@emilyd2486]

I said the same thing 😂 like she seemed like she was trying way too hard lol 😂

[@toncoeurettonamesontamoijo5423]

Divinity Worsham then skip it. Simple

[@divinityworsham3925]

Grammar Nazi oh you didn’t like my comment? Should have skipped it

[@jeianalottie]

Emily Defoor bruh

[@dingus1364]

Please never stop the "straight guys" edition

[@sarahr577]

I’m Sarah from Texas and you scared me

[@tommymarco]

omg lol

[@DarkLunaneko]

Me too!

[@tommymarco]

@@DarkLunaneko Go watch Jacobs recent TikToks, there is a scary one amongst the last 3 posted!!!!! a must see

[@kyraloy2808]

Sammmeee, this is my moms account and I’m legit shook

[@kristinr4928]

I knew there had to be some!

[@jacobcruik]

good ol' porky's

[@dead8370]

I was actually on time today

[@lilsweeeeet]

I'm sorry I couldn't watch the video on time. I was in school.

[@abbyjaskowski2035]

Jacob Cruikshank i just watched this movie it was so gross 😪

[@viaconrad4637]

Jacob Cruikshank my PE teacher Mr Vanderloo made us do yoga one time and we had to do the pose downward dog or something and all the girls were in the back so Mr Vanderloo stood in the back and was watching all the girls 🤮🤮🤮

[@Bobadobes]

I- as you said that in the video I read this comment

[@maxxxycat]

Isn't almost every movie made only for straight guys tho

[@ArturGlass.C]

I hate that this actually is mostly true.

[@malex9392]

Call me by your name, but that’s the only One i can think of

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@malex9392 Yeah there's movies made for straight girls too still the vast majority is made for straight guys so "almost every movie" still works.

[@malex9392]

No shit, that’s why i said that’s the only one i can think of right now which is not necessarily for straight guys/girls

[@nealaxr2000]

Buuuuut almost every romance movie is made for straight girls

[@macthemooshroom]

I understood 0% of this movie

[@vmpghost]

same

[@noodleify4665]

Same

[@Keepcalmandbangscrew]

It’s a fucking masterpiece

[@arjuna153]

I risked jail to watch Porky^s. I was a teenager living in Malaysia when this movie came out & it was banned by the govt. But I watched it on a bootleg video copy with some friends. Highly illegal.

[@charliemcghee4991]

arjuna153 and now you are here watching two american brothers watching it, that’s great 😂

[@tamaragreen8861]

arjuna153 you could’ve just went to the website and watched some good old fashioned videos

[@arjuna153]

iluyvcupocakes, Malaysia is a conservative country and anything with nudity & overtly sexual content is banned. Even Miley Cyrus & Beyonce concerts are banned for revealing costumes.

[@arjuna153]

and I remember thinking the movie was over rated afterv watching it

[@bryna7]

People who like this movie should probably be arrested...

[@LouisianaCityboi]

Jacob criticizing someone else for sounding like a cartoon makes me laugh.

[@belliotrungy9107]

Jacob has a unique tone she sounded like a stereotype. Jacob is sophisticated 🧐

[@vey5579]

“Why are you looking! You're such a poorvort!” LMAO This is my first video ever seeing Jacob and I'm already in love with him

[@tommymarco]

it just takes one video !

[@munkyzzb7504]

"A bunch of naked guys running through the forest " Reminds me of high school.

[@azurebreezes]

I was 8 years old when my great grandma and grandma took me to see Porkys. We were sitting there watching when the shower scene came on and my great grandmother and grandma was shocked and they took me and left in the middle of the movie. They didn’t see that the movie was R rated before we see the movie.

[@chichy856]

This reminds me of when my family decided to watch sausage party because my dad thought it was a regular cartoon. It was my dad, my step mom, my 2 brothers and my step aunt. When the movie was over we all just looked at each other and went straight to bed without saying a word

[@icantthinkofagoodusernames1933]

@@chichy856 Wtf is sausage party lmao

[@chichy856]

@@icantthinkofagoodusernames1933 you should watch it and find out

[@icantthinkofagoodusernames1933]

@@chichy856 oh goodness okay

[@hiitsme1276]

almost the exact same thing happens to me a And my nana ( grandma) and nanny ( great grandma) but with We’re The Millers but I think we actually stayed ( they must of liked it or something XD it is a pretty good movie) it was hilarious

[@karenvalenzuela3114]

Is this an actual movie...like it can’t 😬😂

[@ArturGlass.C]

It is and I somehow still managed to get bored by only watching snippet of it and with Jacob and Lucas commentary. I can't imagine what it would be like to watch that for 1h30.

[@Shewas-kathybates]

It was 1981.

[@sere_amarilla]

@@Shewas-kathybates but stand by me is from 1986 and it is still a good movie.

[@sdpinoy78]

This movie and its sequels are considered a cult classics.

[@jamie-leighgibson2338]

@@sdpinoy78 what is this movie actually called

[@quirkyredpanda7201]

It's not exactly a 'straight' movie but I would love it if you guys did a review of 'earth girls are easy' it's a hilarious movie about furry aliens who come to earth to check out the 'hot babes'. It's so bad it's hilarious.

[@quirkyredpanda7201]

@Rachel Hall huh what?

[@cassualtea2040]

@@quirkyredpanda7201 are they like... adjective furry or noun furry

[@quirkyredpanda7201]

@@cassualtea2040 almost kinda both lol you just gotta see it.

[@laustcawz2089]

"Earth Girls Are Easy" was originally a Julie Brown song from her E.P. "Goddess In Progress". She was supposed to star in the film, but there were countless rewrites & additional funding was needed, so, ultimately, they went with Geena Davis (who'd recently won an Oscar) & Jeff Goldblum, who'd been married & I think were going through s divorce at the time, with Julie in a supporting role, along with Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans & Michael McKean.

[@lonergurl-em2272]

“Gay movies are just to out there and pushed onto you” Straight movies: *this video*

[@softestecho]

omg Jacob and Lucas say pregnant the same way “prÆgnant”

[@pariahcarrey]

I can’t unhear it

[@mattmammone2338]

They also say doughnuts like donits.

[@haileybug3455]

Got a commercial for pork before the video started. I always knew they were part of the illuminati.

[@allysonb210]

Watch Heather's. Its iconic

[@noneya7910]

It really is

[@Indywood]

Allyson brunette yessssss

[@Corpse_Flower8]

It’s so very

[@tenleesmaindancer1819]

AND BETTER

[@kimariahoward-lewis7645]

I'm so confused like what's the point of this movie? Were they trying to be edgy or something?

[@SieMiezekatze]

A guy's self insert fanfiction or something I tink

[@somthingbrutal]

it was the american pie of its day

[@AnneShirleyFan]

Honestly the way Jacob speaks is so adorable that I can't stop watching his vids😂😂😂

[@Howelton2020]

This movie is so so hetero humor, politically incorrect, and stupid. I personally feel like this movie would be a current white house favorite.

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tRuMp BaD!!!!!

[@kaycrawley7496]

MrBubblescookie Wtf is “hetero humor”?

[@leehowlter8775]

Lmfao yep u are right

[@leehowlter8775]

@@kaycrawley7496 hetero humor is humor directed towards heterosexual people. It's pretty self explanatory

[@kaycrawley7496]

Lee Howlter Can you explain to me what “hereto humor” is?

[@kiarradavies5188]

"don't drink and drive... cuz then, your going to get pregnant." -Jacob Cruikshank, August 28, 2019

[@astrangermagi]

3:52 "I kinda wish it would still be like that" Had a gym teacher two years in a row that separated us girls from the boys, so he could play ball games with he boys and we girls would just ... sit and wait to be allowed to go home That was in my last two years of school, I graduated last year

[@00Raven00]

Lucky

[@astrangermagi]

@@00Raven00 nah, it was in the 7th and 8th hour of the school day so it was midday and we would all just sit there and talk about what we would cook when we were home If it had been in the middle of the school day it wouldn't have been so bad because you would have had classes after

[@00Raven00]

@@astrangermagi still better than having to actually do sport🤷‍♀️

[@Indywood]

LUCKY!!!

[@love.laniiiii]

This movie..... is an 80s monstrosity 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@onigiribasket1444]

me:*watches this around my parents and grandma without headphones* video: 13:05 me: I promise this is just a KZbin video

[@amarasolace7380]

This movie is terrible I hadn’t seen any of it until now or even heard of it but omg this is terrible. The guys, the girls, the fat-shaming.. ugh everything here noooppeeee

[@andrewft31]

It was made in 1980 but set in the 1950's/1960's so people thought differently in that time period, from what my parents told me of that time period this movie is pretty accurate

[@danieljnightcore1819]

I love Jacob so much 😩he's so iconic

[@pillsevans2947]

After watching this video I can honestly say I still have no idea what this movie is about 😂

[@hannahmiller7942]

I couldn't even hear it

[@TheLightSideReactions]

It's an exaggerated look at teenage hormones in the '70s/80s.

[@_sch_eme_]

Why am i Lucas insisting that *anyone* can wear short shorts thooo? Im proud

[@onedayillbesomething1570]

Straight people can be terrifying....😳

[@tiffanycampbell4889]

As a straight person myself, I agree. Lol.

[@madlenastudente7940]

What about bisexuals?

[@愛しています-y2s]

@@madlenastudente7940 the bisexuals are cool

[@manilovebagels]

manko smth what about us?

[@onedayillbesomething1570]

heather chandler I agree

[@rebekkaflink5975]

my uncle loves this movie. so he made me and some other family members watch it and I was so uncomfortable during the movie, but the rest of my family found it so funny. I'm just happy that there is other people who finds this movie a bit idk to much haha lol

[@rita9942]

Oh you poor soul I'm sorry

[@rebekkaflink5975]

@@rita9942 thank you

[@pcbassoon3892]

The sheriff in my home town was really named Mike Hunt. His campaign signs got stolen a lot.

[@nimuekiarahoffmeester2257]

youu’re rockin’ the hickey , lucas 😍😍😍

[@thatssolyssa5044]

Y’all should watch Spring Breakers next 🤣 I can already picture y’alls review for it .

[@elizabetha6946]

“good old music that your dad listens to in his pick up truck” 😂😂😂

[@marleyr2405]

they kind of look like the patty cake twins

[@azureuma]

this is my favorite comment ever

[@albaperdita5246]

This comment is sooooo underrated

[@thedmvdepartmentofmotorveh483]

“And um belly buttons..?” Jacob is a mood

[@Advire-kx6gr]

While the “scene” was happening, Lucas was like “I need to make this my alarm” and I died

[@treyonay]

Damn, even the ads were manly😂 Why is youtube trying to sell me a gun

[@Emilia923]

Never knew this movie existed until now and now I’m so mad that people actually made this movie.

[@mxrazy]

Theres a sequel too.

[@andrewft31]

@@mxrazy two sequels

[@aliciajodi]

0:02 literally paused the video just to say "and welcome back to the chan chan."

[@sunnyysunflowerr]

hahaha the "yay" when divorce is brought up had me laughing! I had to post it on my insta story it was THAT funny. I stan

[@sunnyysunflowerr]

also, subscribed .

[@ArturGlass.C]

Wait I'm already 3 minutes in and there's already a sexual misconduct trope. Aaaah the 80's...such a great time to live in.

[@someonesomewhere5667]

I think my straight is a bit rusty I couldn’t understand this at all, please turn on gay subtitles

[@frankiefrank3422]

Okay I’m 12 minutes in and I’ve been waiting for you two to mention that the hot gym teacher they all want to hook up with is Kim Cantrell aka Samantha Jones from Sex & The City. This was her first movie. And I’ve just exposed my age to everyone for knowing this 😂

[@kamilphilipiak3535]

HE WAKES UP WITH A BONO - DAAAMN JACOB LOVE YOUR DICTION!

[@abbielopez98]

Feel like i seen a hickey on Lucas neck but maybe not 😂😂 at like 4:00

[@Idk-jl2gi]

Abbie omg I see it

[@abbielopez98]

@@Idk-jl2gi thank God it wasn't only me. 😂😂 I was like I'm not sure

[@octaviablue1790]

This movie made me extremely bothered and all I've seen is what you showed so I can only imagine that it's worse in full 🤢

[@homunculus7]

No watch the movie in full and see it's nowhere near as bad as they are paintaing it. Watch the movie properly with full context with out these two trying to point how you shall be feeling. Make up your own mind.

[@alyssapeck1530]

the “wand” is called a baton and it’s a sport and i play it

[@jackfunny9456]

Alyssa Peck the sheer passive aggression of your comment is threatening me with a baton to my neck

[@helenfaith1508]

Alyssa Peck me too I was triggered when he called it that

[@Trin-._]

4:38 I know y’all saw that on Lucas neck

[@orangeskarmory]

I twirled fire baton in high school in the marching band. When we visited other schools, the audiences seemed to find it impressive (mostly because if you dropped one, you would here like everyone in the stands aw). But when we were at home no one cared lol

[@dead8370]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly.... He be looking like a snacc Hey 😘❤️❤️❤️

[@echoana]

How’s it feel to be Dead

[@dead8370]

Shoto Todoroki it’s alright

[@Bluu_kat]

I wonder if there’s a single straight guy subscribed to this channel who we can get the tea from

[@CHoferxox]

I stumbled upon this movie when I was 10 and watched the whole thing traumatized and have been thinking about it for 10 years but never knew the name till now so.. thanks

[@arjuna153]

Good video. The magical chemistry of Jacob & Lucas is palpable. Haven't thought about this movie in decades and it's pretty much the same reaction I had way back then . Jacob bringing up the pink leotard fire stick girl was eerie cuz that's the one thing I remember from the movie! That and coach Beulah Balbricker

[@mushipon]

I remember being in the room during the shower scene while my dad was watching it

[@noneya7910]

I would die

[@Shewas-kathybates]

omg

[@deemoe4394]

The way Jacob says "Bowner" is adorable. He's a keepaw! I'm sure he was adopted from a family in Maine. just sayin'....

[@akitchenspoon6865]

“Gay people don’t get sexual aroused” I mean true

[@puppypower222]

...how?

[@leaha888]

i feel so disturbed by this movie like i just had a face of disturbance the whole time

[@jessfashionable70]

He has almost the same voice as Lucas, but his is higher. I'm confused. Love you guy 🙌

[@myaa9648]

I respect you even more now because I just realized part of your last name is shank

[@mynameisjo8222]

dude i remember my parents watched this like when i was really little and i got major vietnam flashbacks of the giant neon pig sign

[@softestecho]

i am...so disturbed by this movie

[@evelynwireman1303]

Me, a lesbian: hell yeah

[@xdtijnntssyu3314]

you’re weird if you like that movie 🤢

[@Seiferboi]

I'm surprised you've heard of this series! Love the tallywhacker scene! 😂😂😂

[@lizab7976]

How is this not demonetized??

[@dreambro1620]

That voice change from jacob thooo when he says ‘This is a PSA’ on 11:37

[@katienelson3968]

honestly im just really surprised that they didn’t notice any of the girls wear wearing bras

[@honeeeeeybeee]

this is somehow still monetized :0

[@jeianalottie]

Roro Droe yeh

[@thanosvorhees3940]

These guys content has become my comfort videos 😊

[@jessicakutsenko7068]

Please watch this movie called G.B.F {Gay, Best, Friend} is so funny and you guys would love it!!!

[@myafisher1650]

I thought bras were invented by then

[@gaby.booyah4338]

"That might have to be my alarm clock"- Lucas

[@christinag9015]

this movie just shows how much sexual harassment and sexism used to be brushed off and looked at as “no big deal.” I had no idea this was a thing until my mom told me about her experiences as a kid. The teachers in the movie making sexual comments about the teenage girl was fucked up “joke,” but this behavior didn’t just happen in movies, it was rampant in real life too and was laughed at and not taken seriously. We live in a totally different world.

[@xdtijnntssyu3314]

so life is better now right? why do old people say life was better before? they are stupid

[@saraking2858]

My name is Sara and I’m from Texas, tell my WHY my heart fell out of my ass when he said that ISJSBWIWJWJKSJWJW

[@lynnhodges4642]

11:45 tAxEs lmao 😂

[@Lea-uc2nu]

I mostly watch his videos because of Jacobs gute voice 🥰🥰❣️

[@samanthahealey5163]

That “wand” is a baton and I was a baton twirler in high school!!! I guess I will always be one but you should do a video trying to learn how to twirl and make a routine the best you can!!! Right guys??? Also I’ve twirled fire and that girl DID deserve credit cause that isn’t easy!

[@analisaalvey6586]

this movie just looks like the absolute worst thing ever in every aspect

[@mynamesimm]

WHY WAS SHE SCREAMING LIKE THAT HAHAHA

[@nyah7039]

the girl in the pink was doing baton and in the clip where the boys played basketball the girls were doing baton which i do and it is so fun and have a passion for doing!!

[@alice-zi7un]

king_bob 0889 me too! i was lowkey offended when he kept calling it a wand lmao

[@shadycnetwork]

They were laughing because of how seriously she was taking it LOL. She was like the snowflake in the situation lol.

[@sadiemello7032]

did anyone else notice Lucas has a hickey?!??

[@cloudofreverie786]

Well he does have a boyfriend

[@jisuskitty]

jacob’s accent is so adorable 💕

[@AlMarksman]

The best Gay Broz on KZbin

[@MrTunapie]

I remember this movie. My sister-in-law thought it was great, which should give you a clue about her intellectual capacity. I never saw it, would rather sit through root canal work at the dentist.

[@pastachild639]

When Lucas said you guessed it sarah. I felt attacked

[@juliannakoenig5202]

i can’t focus on anything but the faucet behind them it looks like the water just goes on the counter

[@caroline-hh9os]

"don't drink and drive because you're gonna get pregnant" why was the first thing that came to mind "that's correlation not causation i think" PFFT

[@0Flow0]

So basically the people who made this movie say it's ok to make fun of women's appearance, disrespect their privacy and objectify them even if you're a teacher and they're your students? Fun times!

[@wadezane10]

I think it's saying you're just a humorless twat.

[@hellenalawliet7806]

This movie is disgusting🤮

[@mikilynn471]

Wade Zane how is that even humor? They even say in the video how horrible this movie is towards women. If you think making fun of womens weight, and spying on them naked without their knowledge or consent is humorous, good luck finding α girl that would put up with you

[@00Raven00]

@@wadezane10 literally nothing about this movie was funny. The only people I can imagine liking this movie are old straight guys or 5th grade boys..

[@skylathomasmithchell2804]

Ravenclaw From Space girls can be funny

[@2WarriorJay8]

I'd argue this movie is not entirely made "for straight guys", I think it's made for all guys really since it's about masculinity and mostly explores the ways that men act/interact -- the male experience, it's just that the romance/sexuality is geared toward straight men, but Porky's has male nudity too, as do both the sequels.

[@saraholson2307]

My name is Sarah and I’m from Texas!! IM LAUGHING SO HARD!!

[@TheLightSideReactions]

"Lassie" was a student-teacher, which is why Miss Balbricker threatened to have her fired for "moral turpitude." Student-teachers are students who help the teachers for job experience, and if they get paid at all, it's just minimum wage.

[@noezac]

jacob is unfairly attractive

[@mandyjohnson]

That was a gross movie but you two are such bronze goddesses oml 💕

[@RstmMkdB]

The students look older than the teachers lol

[@nikitabrake1244]

I stole this from another comment but you guys should watch heathers, it’s iconic!

[@julianavlogs7619]

Lmao, my volume was a little too high when that moaning scene came on 😳😅😂

[@macys4505]

Oh god......... Not AGAIN