Can I Whip the Head Off a Wooden Doll?

Check out Lee's work at Helveworkshop.com and follow him on IG @helvehistorictrades
Lee approached me right after my appearance on America's Got Talent with an offer to collaborate. We finally met up in September after one of my shows where I proposed... this unique idea. Months later, here's the result.

[@JacquesZeWhipper]

Lee's Work: Helveworkshop.com IG: @Helvehistorictrades

[@KL005]

ALLONZ Y HON HON HON

[@Indy44636]

Hey jaquese ze whipper I bet you enjoyed scarring off Simon

[@rhonal4198]

I can just imagine when his neighbours have friends over and they just start hearing a bunch of sharp sudden noises next door. The neighbours are just like 'Nah my neighbour is a whipper'.

[@mamadragon2581]

My wedding had a medieval theme. After the outdoor ceremony we told people that they would have a chance to slay dragons using their choice of either a greatsword or a double-headed battle axe. People looked confused because it was well known that I like dragons. Then we held up two Barney pinatas. The crowd got downright bloodthirsty after that.

[@MichelleNyxRaymond]

Ahh, haha😂 That’s amazing. ☺️

[@thistlecreek1]

That is awesome!!

[@jesifyable]

I... Are you me? 🤔

[@mamadragon2581]

@@jesifyable I...don't think so? Did you do something similar? Are we twins separated at birth? 🤔

[@oakenshadow6763]

Awesome.

[@ThriftingSquirrelUK]

That was full Exorcist Barney🤣

[@Kamenriderbuster2022]

Ha lol

[@robertschultz6922]

All Barney dolls are

[@jedith123456789]

"Let me introduce you to my little friend!" In Barney voice made my morning. Seriously 3:36 "I whip you, you whip me" Lmao

[@waffles3629]

"We're gonna get demonetized for this" 🤣🤣 When even Jacques can't keep a straight face 😂

[@elflass5544]

This was wildly satisfying to watch, despite Jack's disturbing Barney imitation😂 You guys have great chemistry: different from Jack & Ses, but equally fun. Also watching the dino's head spin was hilarious.

[@murtaghmorzansson]

I'm dying to know what your neighbors think about the whip cracks 😅

[@giraffegiraffe8702]

Indeed. 🤣

[@yiotatort]

I think maybe call the authorities has been a reality at some point

[@kimcee7980]

Me on the roof..

[@rebeccahanneke1083]

i would love it

[@PurrfacePalace]

They're used to it by now, I'm sure. He has been doing this for 30+ years.

[@12DAMDO]

"jokes on you i'm into that sht" ~Barney The Dinosaur

[@Steph_ADOCpara]

You did what EVERY ONE OF US THAT ARE PARENTS....wanted to do!!!🤣✌️

[@jessicah4462]

Omg, yes!! My son is 31 and this was sweet, sweet revenge for endless hours of that purple pos 😆 Hated that damn dino, lol! Think I have ptsd because whenever I hear those opening bars of “I love you” I just want to break everything nearby.

[@l.b.3148]

@@jessicah4462 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hokkaidowolf3]

not just parents... :P

[@jessicapearson9479]

Well.... YOU ARE THE PARENT. You could have just chosen to not let your son watch Barney. He didn't force you to let him watch it!

[@firehorsewoman414]

Can we do a teletubby next. I would find that extremely satisfying LOL

[@caitlinwiththechevy]

I can just imagine the cops silently showing up, thinking something terrible is happening, then just creeping into the backyard to follow the whip cracks and see these two whipping a wooden Barney on a foldout table and laughing. 😂 💀

[@Azylys-]

If you walk into the woods and a dinosaur attacks you, who you're gonna call ?

[@G3nderbee]

JACQUE ZE WHIPPER!!! (surprised no one's replayed yet)

[@SodaDone]

GHOSTBUSTERS

[@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose]

Ah, the mostly-wholesome chaos we all love. Absolutely hilarious and amazing, chaps.

[@dingopearl]

I had a dingo/aussie that, in a frenzy, ripped the head off Barney. We couldn't find the head--then we looked up at the ceiling fan and there was Barney's head. I miss that dog.

[@candlelitpeppermintcarniva8509]

XD Amasing what a ridiculous place to find it!

[@cypress4177]

Well that took a turn

[@sioklinlim7218]

The doggie sounded to be a brilliant judge of character. 🐕❤

[@rachaelknight-reigns4498]

That we all collectively cheered from our couches, beds and toilets when you took his head off, is a testament to the glory and comedy of your craft. Thank You.

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

"Honey, he's in the yard again!"

[@CurlyAndCurvy]

This was ridiculously fun to watch. I threw my arms up in celebration when you finally did it! 😄 Then I immediately felt guilty. 😂😂😂 Sorry, Barney 😅

[@ritasworld6345]

Why did I hear "sorry, children". 😂😂😂

[@catkinney479]

​@@ritasworld6345 😂😂😂

[@captainwasabi]

This would have totally traumatized my kids 25 years ago. Having survived Barney as a parent I cheered!

[@kailey7385]

5:44 YOU CAUGHT A BARNY! CONGRATS 🎊🎉 You may now train him for battle!

[@wolfmoon09able]

Lee is a MADMAN. He knows thats the business end right?!

[@corneliaafara9682]

"Smack him silly" had me chuckling!

[@waffles3629]

"Sounds like a euphemism, it's not, I promise, welcome to the world of circus" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@JeccaJ]

The Cage is underrated.

[@turquoisebirb]

I mean, that definitely speaks to the quality of Lee's craft

[@WolfricThorsson]

Really disappointed it didn't get as far as the indonesian whip, that thing's a beast! 😂

[@ffortissimo]

Now I want to see him gardening. Cutting grass and the bushes :D

[@jmoney228]

you spin head right round... right round.... hehe

[@deborahmarkley1891]

Watching Barney get whipped was the highlight of my day! Thanks!

[@jamesdean8427]

god those pants are so wonderfully form-fitting.

[@zlizgirl]

We need a Jacques Ze Whipper and SlowMoGuys collab!

[@siren_star]

"We're gonna get demonetized for this" 😂

[@carow7135]

My brain read that as ‘Can I Whip Ze Head Off a Wooden Doll’ and had to double take 😂 Edit: a bit sad it didn’t reach indo whip stage, would’ve loved to hear that bad boy in action again

[@thesingleequestrian413]

I took a little break from cleaning stalls and it was so worth it. I had to watch Barney every day when i worked day care, or Erin would not nap. Thank you 😂

[@leonply]

At 5:43 I've heard of a hung jury, but never a hung Barney. This was gold. 🤣

[@carolmurray123]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜. If I ever get to see you at a Ren Faire I will certainly toss you a twenty for this!!

[@CoyoteMorningstar]

This just REEKS of SCA... it's just the kind of malarkey we used to pull with sword fighting. Barney was an endless target. We strapped Barney dolls to the fronts of our shields to get opponents to hit the shield instead of us... I LOVE JACQUES!!!!!

[@scilamaccagno2206]

This was great, but I must shield it from my daughter, who absolutely adored Barney as a child, lol 😂

[@hibal6827]

this was way too fun to watch!! can't wait to see what other crazy ideas u guys will come up with 😂

[@mr_indie_fan]

"A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one!"

[@tonyalongley353]

That was so funny! New song for Ren Faire! I’ll whjp you you whip me….. 😂😂😂😂

[@DaRichMan]

Yes. More stuff like this please, Mr. Ze Whipper.

[@skunky74]

I love watching the puff at the point of the whip crack. The whip creates a high pressure area where the moisture in the air condenses.

[@jaded_gerManic]

Fabulous Jacques! I hate Barney, I love horror and that slow head spin is definitely gonna feature in a nightmare. I'm totally down as long as Ze Whipper is there too! 💜👾💜

[@kristenbergeron8515]

Him quoting Scar Face in Barney's voice is where i lost it. 😂

[@olympic-gradelurker]

I bet the neighbors just love this.

[@pamfoster4460]

We had cadences in the military about how much we disliked (mildly stated) Barney, the Purple Dinosaur.

[@krys6461]

"I'll whip you, you whip me..." And just like that Jacques Ze Whipper is Bard O Switches

[@Bookdragon11]

5:42 - aaaaaaand Barney is officially hooked!! 😂

[@jakesevern0825]

Since you had Barney staring DIRECTLY at the main camera, I am not sleeping for about the next week. Thank you Jacque. 🥲

[@briiabug]

Who knew you could fish wooden barney with a whip!! 😂 I friggin love it!

[@sonyasandoval1477]

A slight variation on Ded Bob's Barney song: "Here's the news, Barney's dead, A guy named Jacques whipped off his head, His nasty wooden butt fell on the ground, everything's quiet in Barneytown!" I've hated Barney for years. This was downright funny! Have you ever considered doing the Arizona Renaissance Festival? I'd love to see your show in person. Here's a couple of song suggestions: Hit Me (Whip Me?) With Your Best Shot and Phantom of the Opera.

[@stateofdisorder1]

I love you two for doing what makes you happy, the Cage was awesome and I hope before I die that I get to see you live Jack. I could’ve face punched myself when I found out that you were in Sarasota not that long ago, I could’ve gotten to you to see you live 😭😭😭

[@LS-um3zq]

So funny! Love the Barney humor!

[@8bitvictor]

Love it! This kinda content feels right at home at The Modern Rogue; now I kinda wanna see a collab 🤔

[@creatrixcorvusarts876]

I don’t know why this was so satisfying, but it was! This was a fun collab!

[@ZombieQueen819]

YAHOOOOOOOOO,, that was sweet to see 🎉🎉

[@1Kent]

Anytime you hear the phrase "just the tip" Brace yourself!

[@s.b.7924]

As long as it's barney, you have my blessings!!! When my daughter was young, that's all that was on TV. All the parents we knew hated that show.🤣🤣

[@TheWeedMuseumLady]

Thank you so much for doing this you don't know the trauma this creature has caused or maybe you did who might be a reason your whipping him

[@marziandhermind]

When he got Barney with the 8 foot whip and was holding him up I was like “that’s a very interesting take on the fish tinder profile”

[@gailnix5462]

Every parent that has ever had a child with that loved Barney is rejoicing.

[@detectivecotton6824]

I demand more whip challenges. That and a collaboration with Houston Jones, I think you guys would make a good pair

[@gourmetgekko]

This guy's like a real life captain America

[@starrynyte158]

Did his wife say something about it being loud on the receiving end??? Lmfao I'm sure that isn't what she meant, but I laughed😂😂😂

[@LauraBrumback]

Oh my lord. Came for the whipping, stayed for the gun show

[@valariemeltzer1059]

That was awesome. So very funny and entertaining. If the chain who can't do it nothing can.

[@Scott-N-Atl]

Jacques: I'll go back to my baseball roots. Me: Ah, that explains the cake. ;)

[@annettefournier9655]

I worked with a surgeon that quit practicing in his mid 30s to hand build sailboats. It's good to have a passion. Investments and a trust fund don't hurt either.😅

[@-norsecode-]

"in the cage" I have perished right my eulogy 😅

[@bibliophilelady6106]

I didn't know he missed so often. Simon's balls were in a lot more danger that I thought on AGT.

[@cardshot]

Missed you in Maryland last year, Love your show, really hope you come back this year!

[@JacquesZeWhipper]

I’ll be back for their first weekend in late august

[@cardshot]

@@JacquesZeWhipper I won’t miss it again!

[@devildogdingman1]

I'm curious what is it about whips that you love. Now I've always wanted to try it because of Indiana John's but I know I'd be a danger to myself more than anything 🤣

[@flyingcabbit]

This is what my childhood dreams where made of.

[@marymarkezinis1119]

What a great video! Loved every second of it. Well done!

[@greeneyedbeauty50]

Can't you imagine what the neighborhood thinks when they hear whipping!! 😂

[@jacobyspurnger8488]

Jaques whipping the head off of wood. Just a little head. 😂🤣

[@waffles3629]

Scarface Barney is not words I ever thought I would hear 😂

[@Dermatillomaniac]

What a randomly fun way to start my week!!

[@lydialukes522]

Is there a more noble cause to a 90s child than slaying the purple dinosaur??

[@JaakM]

Seeing sound barrier being broken at around 5.23 was nice

[@burningisis]

Now I totally need to practice my whip cracking on a Barney.

[@Ujabzaktok]

This was amazing, I was smiling the whole time.

[@alisontheanimal4009]

Loved everything about it. No notes!

[@madimyers2197]

This video was a work of art. 👏🏼

[@stacymcgee5378]

Awesome work. Love the wiper too

[@clopterbug1]

😂🤣😂🤣 That was too funny!! Needed that!

[@MichelleNyxRaymond]

Hahahah. 😂 What a video! I can’t wait to see your show on May 20th, (hoping for good weather on that day!) Thanks for making me laugh today. ☺️

[@natalieschumacher4729]

Loved it!!!!! Hi from South Australia

[@morebakeder]

been watching your musical shorts because they keep popping up in my recommended, but it took you decapitating Barny the dinosaur to get me to hit the subscribe button.

[@Rescuemesos]

Wow!! That was so cool!!

[@PiksyMexxy]

I luuuurve the arts! 😉💞 And i think Barney secretly loves the whip 🤫

[@ferretyluv]

I do the dab for the elementary school kids I teach and they think it’s hilarious and do that “AWWWWWWW” sound whenever I do it.

[@dulce.sirena]

Is anyone else kinda in love with this man? I wish I could meet him and see a show in person

[@randomlibra]

Why have they not cast this man as GAMBIT in the XMen Marvel movies that are coming?

[@NicholasMavrikBrandt]

I think you, and @KentuckyBallistics need to do some science with whips and ballistics gel and maybe giant roosters

[@baralisabeth]

I would watch

[@kitsunelee007]

As a parent who suffered through waaaaay too much of Barney I was whooping my head off and playing this would reach indo whipping levels.

[@KayKay-sz6yz]

Now I just want Jacques Ze Whipper and Slow Mo Guys to collab

[@diannajepson8708]

I cheered right out loud!🤣

[@crimsonlilyfairy]

and finally i understand why whips only do D4 damage in D&D 🤔 this was very cute, thank you :)

[@leafzer4223]

Not sure if you ever take ideas from fans, but I always said if I was at your show I'd want to request Jesse's Girl and kept wondering what would be the lyrics, so I wrote some that I'd think you'd like, idk if you've ever gotten this request since it's an 80s song but yea, just in case here you go! Jacques zee is your friend Yea you know Jacques been a good friend of yours But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define Jacques zee got himself some whips and he really makes them shine And they're cracking with his thighs (do some thigh moves :D) And they're singing with that booty, I just know it (do some booty jiggles) And he's holdin them in his arms, late late at night You know (I or You) wish (I or You) had Jacques zee's whips! (repeat) Love your stuff! You've brought a lot of laughs during a time I'm going through some hard depression. Have a great day!