Jaihoo's Trip to the Christmas

[@LilCrackuser]

is this the guy joe rogan is too scared to interview??

[@nillynush4899]

**too homosexual to.

[@magustrigger9195]

Imgine Joe gushing when he got a wiff of Sam's alpha pheromone

[@KowboyUSA]

Rogan has womb-manly hormones.

[@ChaosBW]

He owes Sam Hyde money!

[@AgniFirePunch]

"Is that true? They changed the death toll on the Auschwitz plaque? Jamie pull that up" *whip crack*

[@joshuaprevite4840]

This is the story Orwell was too afraid to write.

[@Dmitry_Medvedev]

This is the story Orwell was too afraid to white.

[@Cronama]

This was the corn Orville was too afraid to pop.

[@nightshadegatito]

This is the drift Orwell was not white enough to imagine pulling through the Dystopia.

[@onecertainesquire486]

"His life was his jobs calling" is actually haunting

[@LiveseyKnight]

this is what cyberpunks story should've been

[@jimmyf1312]

It pretty much is

[@ubermenschdog]

@@jimmyf1312 how

[@jimmyf1312]

@@ubermenschdog sorry I lost my train of thought on this one. I made that comment 3 years ago

[@tananabaffy4746]

This is the Fahrenheit 451 of our generation

[@JazzzMonsterr]

1984+a clockwork orange

[@Nah_Bohdi]

@@JazzzMonsterr I was thinking more 1984+Taxi Driver. I just saw a video of Sam shooting a pistol out of a car while driving.

[@rarepepe1572]

This is the second half of books vs cigarettes but set in a thousand years

[@kekag]

The Diary of Anne Frank of our generation

[@HydeWars]

good luck gentlemen and hope you are having the finest wintery celebration.

[@thaYESKIMO]

hey dog you should interview Zachary K Hubbard. He will set you straight on that Gematria shit you pulled with Fuentes

[@spaska12]

thanks

[@ordinarynonplayercharacter2142]

You should interview Patrick Little

[@thaYESKIMO]

You mention Yale at the beginning of your video. In Gematria Yale=43 Jeb Bush the 43rd governor of Florida when his brother got elected as the 43rd president also Daddy GHWB was the 43rd Vice President

[@brucewayne5575]

Merry Christmas Sammy Guns

[@hackerism1]

Rare footage of the RV guy after Nashville after he got away with it, circa 2020

[@evman981]

@davveist always has been

[@connorh5335]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@newcomer3674]

​@@connorh5335 Hyde's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again.

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

@@newcomer3674 with any luck, he's got the grail already...

[@wasted6459]

This is just his manifesto

[@BadOpticon]

Sam is on the spearhead of comedy straddling the line of genius and schizophrenia

[@mr.niceguy9229]

Bologna stirfry

[@matthewg4556]

Based coomer comment

[@obama9188]

It's a thin line tho

[@Guthix198]

Ok loomer

[@Guthix198]

Schoflockmydink ok

[@customcake8937]

Jaihoo couldn't breathe

[@nillynush4899]

Jaihoo is a 5%/50%er.

[@agnel47]

I CAN'T SNEED

[@graham9045]

BIG LIPS MATTER

[@basedlog4324]

@@agnel47 Sneed. Sneed.. .SNEEEEEED

[@captainthunderbolt7541]

I couldn't breathe either!

[@mattman6458]

He post this the same day as his trip to nashville. Must be his manifesto

[@DeadNoob451]

@Mialisus Some odd AF explosion caused by an RV that played back evacuation warnings on loudspeakers before blowing up. Internet went down around the area around that time too. Pretty big explosion too, whole street looks like shit. "An Explosive Christmas Morning for Nashville part 2" from Memology shows a recording of the incident.

[@raisethecolours]

He can't keep getting away with it

[@Obamasanus]

He cant keep getting away with it guys!

[@straygawd7546]

there is always a racist drift race scene in Sams stories

[@inri4711]

In a world where we can't count on much, this is nice to know

[@Themidnightegardener]

the video is coming from a racist

[@Themidnightegardener]

@Gmail User and what? There's no "and" in my sentence, so since you're trying to add one, why don't you finish it...

[@zeetonblaster2319]

@Gmail User he’s just a f46 who can’t seperate art from the artist

[@yungmentalproblems]

@@Themidnightegardener please tell me what makes you believe he's a racist?

[@wnathanielw]

Holy shit this is the guy who did that car bombing in Nashville. Bone chilling stuff

[@wheelmanstan]

yep, and he'll get away with it too

[@sobbaget5496]

He can’t keep getting away with it

[@ZeranZeran]

WHY ISN'T ANYONE CALLING THE COPS ON THIS KID JAIHU!?

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

No that's not true, it's just a meme bro. Otherwise he would've been arrested by now.

[@golden-sun]

He was reported dead in that accident, how is he still alive? And how did he seemingly get away with it?

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Sam hyde writes dystopian Initial D fanfic and reads it to his fans

[@privateuser7]

Dystopia? This is like 2 days away from reality

[@null_value89]

@@privateuser7 only in backwoods 4chan forums though. not in like... reality reality

[@Dewteliflower]

@@null_value89 yea the real future is gunna be like cyberpunk 2077 filled with epic steampunk gear, it’s gunna be sick

[@franciscogerardoarmenante4131]

@@null_value89 Go back to your play mate play place bud.

[@spacegupta71]

Yeah Idk why he likes those trashy racing action sequences

[@nullus8717]

It's cliche to say at this point, but when this story first appeared in its early form in 2015 it was exaggerated satire; now, five years later, it's a whole lot closer to reality.

[@foodistzen]

wdym it's literally the reality here

[@MerlinErdogmus]

did sam write this? could you provide me with a link dude?

[@resmarted]

@@MerlinErdogmus It's a long time thing for him. "Jaihoo's trip to the future" is one iirc

[@MerlinErdogmus]

@@resmarted I kinda wrote the comment while listening/watching this. Gonna buy this very soon. Really appeals to me.

[@just70hq]

Also in the original livestream he says the story takes place in 2016 and 2116, now he says 2070

[@alllovelain]

"from people that took three thousand years to invent THE HUT" I spit out my drink

[@an8790]

I'll tell my grandchildren that this was Aldous Huxley.

[@jpar6031]

loooool

[@christianowens6243]

Samaldous Hyduxley - Brave New Gender

[@RobertMaxwellMediaCorp]

Sam: *destroys stuff* Me: *settles in for a cozy vid*

[@golden-sun]

*cracks knuckles and neck* *takes a sip of coffee* OK, I'm ready to watch

[@jakesmithsonian388]

Not nesrly enough though. :( ): I need to see some box fans getting destroyed

[@frankdrebin2343]

i bought the book. OMG the audiobook sounds so good. Literally, Sam's voice sounds like he reads audiobooks professionally.

[@keylens.6900]

How are you still walking free after what you did in Nashville?

[@ajrajr132]

He can’t... he can’t keep getting away with this!!

[@williamhad]

I wish this story was animated in the globo home oh art style.

[@thefirerisesbrothers1145]

The whiteboard is the logistics of the next bombing.

[@tsgtr]

This is a higher literary triumph than Brave New World and I'm not joking.

[@louisgjp]

Big BNW vibes

[@Catgirl_Online]

brave new world kinda sucks compared to this, it's not nearly as funny

[@Catgirl_Online]

also kinda reminds me of thingfish

[@zuthula3847]

Leaps and bounds beyond that overrated dog shit 1984.

[@nightshadegatito]

Brave New World and 1984 are fucking masterpieces idk what y’all talking bout.

[@Ludviga]

This book is all you’ll need to successfully navigate the modern world. Thank you for helping the disenfranchised, Samuel.

[@connord.2636]

I'd pay good money for a physical copy of this book...

[@Williamsdshs11]

Real good money.

[@DusterNutbar]

Same

[@bromisovalum8417]

Same, actually I took up book binding as a hobby, gonna buy this, print and bind it hardcover the classic way. Might even give it a green leather cover and gold plate the paper edges.

[@Williamsdshs11]

@@bromisovalum8417 I'll take one. Seriously.

[@connord.2636]

​@@bromisovalum8417 that's cool, give it the look of an old holy tome. have you been book binding long? I'd like to learn but it seems like an expensive hobby

[@owengrant9066]

What's happening, am I now a sleeper cell?

[@UserName-fn8zp]

Trigger phrase: “I can’t breathe”

[@chyza2012]

activation word: ronald mcdonald

[@owengrant9066]

@@chyza2012 #~TARGET RECOGNIZED~!

[@dougwildetv]

So this is what Sam does between testosterone shots

[@thefirerisesbrothers1145]

and abuse of HGH

[@ramradj6248]

@tkg that monobrow side effect says it all

[@Cryemoar]

Jaihoo isn't the hero we wanted, but he's the hero we deserve. Can't wait for part 3 in 7 years.

[@theactualTVB]

Raw uncut footage of Sam Hyde delivering a Veggitales DVD to a Nashville RV residence before he couldn’t breathe.

[@formerlymax]

This is like the well written version of ready player one

[@J.Panxer]

Stay in school, kids. Your subservience depends on it.

[@reeetawd]

The fact that whenever Jaihoo has something bad happen to him gets fixed in the next paragraph doesn't ruin to story because it doesn't matter because he lives in such a hellish reality.

[@matthewmontoya5508]

The writing is ok, but the real value is in Sam screaming **INTERACT!!** Every three minutes, and especially emphasizing the analogous modern social horrors that he has great issue with.

[@elbowjuice2627]

He was in nashville earlier today and still made time to make a video

[@urthofthenewsun8465]

“The language sounded like pinball machine sewer chatter from people who took 3000 years to invent the hut.”

[@Ghost_Givn]

I like to imagine Sam sitting in front of the turned-off camera, smoking a cigar and, staring off into nothing planning his shenanigans right before he hits record.

[@romefox]

Playing Cyberpunk 2077 while enjoying the story. Somehow perfect.

[@MrJustinUSCM]

Not even 15 seconds in and hes throwing shit.

[@tomopie3843]

As he should

[@MrJustinUSCM]

@dannie baker Shiieeettt hi Dan

[@hahawhatastorymark]

i bet sam is gonna use this as an alibi for the nashville situation

[@theshadowrunner28]

Why did you detonate that RV on Harry Potter King Blvd. big guy?

[@julianmarx2002]

This insane rant somehow manages to be more schizoid than Nietzsche's Thus Spoke Zarathustra, and yet just as much a succinct indictment of the vulgarity of our age. Lawdy lawdy lawd

[@Izak_James]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@LowMedow]

7:07 Email From AI Role Play Kid 10:41 Kylie Jenner 17:18 More About Jaihoo 20:46 Boopeeboupoobeebeep 21:23 Part Of The Act 22:22 It Never Happened 24:06 INTERACT - The Idea 26:08 Retail 101 27:36 Pruuved 28:32 (Drips) 29:12 One Second 29:35 Sam's Gambling Face 29:58 One Second Later 30:47 Now That's Bip-Bop 33:50 End Of Chaper 1 - Sam's Reflecting On His Creation 37:08 Second Number 3 37:49 Skip This Part 38:30 Continued - Fast N' Da Jaihoo 39:36 Who's Officer Officer? 41:30 The Event 41:58 Fuck? (Drips) 42:54 Kim Jong Un: The Boss 48:35 Buildup Overexcites Sam, Needs A Cool Down.

[@tranzco1173]

since you seem to have some time on your hands, could you transcribe the whole thing in screenplay format and fax me a hard copy sometime later today? Sam's voice is ruining it for me.

[@Dunmerdog]

@@tranzco1173 underrated lmao

[@sticcvonhaugen7913]

He keeps getting away with it..

[@raccoononymous]

Why does every prediction he makes have to come true?

[@marakbartly686]

Because he is god

[@SadTown99]

@@marakbartly686 this is the answer. 🙌

[@5MGE]

it’s in their documents!!

[@yodythewoadie]

To his right, Coolie-D, the Skippy drift racer, bopping his head casually, listening to insipid skippy bip-bop: "RÅPE, DAT, BITCH! RÅPE, DAT, BITCH! RÅPE, DAT, BITCH!"

[@Tambundial]

The fact that the description goes from completely unintelligible at the beginning to crystal clear at the end is the icing on this most wonderful cake

[@whitemakesright2177]

This is brilliant. Without exaggeration: Sam, you are one of the most talented men alive right now.

[@franklanse]

Zoe Quinn tweeted about me not hitting it right and then I tried to Sunset myself because of the career ruining Backlash. I am so glad that they named a Library after her.

[@painkilleradict]

Did they?

[@franklanse]

@@painkilleradict In the book he is reading LOL.

[@RisingJake]

I'll take Things That Should Have Happened for Six Million, Alex

[@thefirerisesbrothers1145]

Sorry Jake, best I can do is 250,000 tops.

[@RisingJake]

@@thefirerisesbrothers1145 Dang

[@clarkydarklestein5514]

Name the nation responsible for massacring its own people, then attributed said massacres to another nation

[@carlpanzram2012]

This is actualy extremely creative, witty and funny. you know, if you tell people that sam hyde is a comedic genius they wont belife you because hes so of the deep end ,but this prooves it, he has a 150+ IQ and is probably a very pure breed.

[@mvwil]

V. True

[@SadTown99]

There is no doubt he is a comedic genius, and a very intelligent gentleman in general. The only people that would say otherwise just aren’t dealing with much brain power themselves to notice.

[@exodus9001]

I cant decide if this the scariest funny story or the funniest scary story of all time.

[@bgbrthrswtchngu2012]

I am interacting, now.

[@J-Zed-Rising]

I loved this way more than expected. I had no idea Sam actually had some knowledge on cool cars and drifting

[@NickMac91]

Will be purchasing the full audio book with sound effects and forcing my wife to listen to it during car rides, thank you Sam.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

You know it's gonna be a good book when the author can't even read it without cracking up

[@michaelkarkowsky4605]

still cant believe this was the guy who killed every single unarmed black man in 2020

[@detectivebloor4011]

Time for my yearly jaihoo viewing

[@dopaminedrip]

so densely compacted with datapoints I literally haven't a clue how anyone who isn't in the know even hears these words. no one talks about joe rogan since he moved to spotify lmao -- petition timothy jaihoo pool to get on his show ? ?

[@nothing-2-live-4]

I wish the stream where he read the story about the “cool kid who likes his badass car” was still on youtube. don’t remember that much of it besides that.

[@jwbmore101]

Surviving high school

[@anima94]

I think that was the first sam hyde video I ever saw

[@inparis5724]

I like the one about Billy and the circus, I think that ones still on youtube. Sam's story readings are the best.

[@jasmineissobutthurt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHjYfZ1jhdtoec0

[@Yabooo]

The commentary in this story is so dense I don't even know where to begin. Absolute masterpiece my dude. This might be the pinnacle of written satire.

[@MiracleFruitClock]

31:58 gotta make sure the windows are closed

[@nebula421]

Is that a Neurolink adapter on the side of your glasses?

[@grubwirld]

the Jaihoo franchise is great and all but nothing will ever beat billy and the clown

[@FieldMarshalFeels]

"Death heard Jaihoo's call and answered back with a red ring."

[@RoyalDelux]

Stunning & Brave Nouveau Wörld

[@tad7911]

Just did some pushups

[@SadTown99]

I’m no stranger to Sam’s genius comedy, but this one needs a warning label… I almost passed out laughing so hard 😭

[@thurmanbartholomew7801]

his glasses look like they're made from 3 pairs of them, the struggle is real.

[@kingofthefountain3091]

The look over the shoulder in the middle of that song made me imagine that Sam must be imagining what someone would be thinking if they heard that without context.

[@gprodigy17]

Sam knows a lot about the Yale thing

[@tubeguy4066]

Excuse me, I have some tapes to return

[@Test-sd2qp]

Too nigga

[@darealtuck4420]

I think Sam lives above me, it explains everything.

[@SoMuchDisco]

This is the most genius shit I've seen in years. I'm fucking floored at how amazing this journey has been.

[@alexjohnson9798]

Back for the second year of what will become a Christmas tradition!

[@ted3681]

Tip for you Sam, human hair burning smells like dead bodies, so next time you smell that you know the Chinese have set the pleasure domes to incinerate.

[@bruhchongles1579]

17:22 i think the actual translation is something like “fornication while drunk is not a disgrace but a custom”

[@danielfenton1686]

Did he really surpass the skill of his online mentor/groomer

[@janko6637]

Amazing the adjectives really do make you throw up

[@devonwooten170]

“Aaand I’m broke “😂

[@Project_Future]

I cant beleive i missed this one. Thank god Sams autistic mangling of his office space and random screaming are saved for all time in video form.

[@stashtrey1]

Carbon Fiber Cold Air Exhaust. Epic.

[@Czarmzy]

I bought it and it's the best thing ever, glad youtube restored this vid.

[@xaviercockerton6989]

What a great addition to the Lovecraftian Universe.

[@Sditchvampire]

Now this is turning back the clock!

[@MattHenry2034]

If this is a honeypot call me poohsheisty

[@inparis5724]

*INTERACT! RIDDLE EDITION!*

[@infinitebats]

halfway thru this vid and I don’t want to finish it because I know I’ll never be able to watch it for the first time again

[@imgetingthat4sho]

Thank you for reading some of your high school creative writing sam

[@arepadelsur350]

The car race is very well written

[@OrgusDin]

Are the snorts a DSP reference? This thing is so layered.

[@dordly]

I listen to this every night at work

[@Slade366]

Thanks for the free long KZbin upload Sam, probably saved a suicide or two this lonely Christmas

[@Matt77125]

get a new gf

[@chickennuggetscoon6900]

@@Matt77125 commie wife

[@Tsukiakarix]

Can I have your gf

[@Slade366]

@@Matt77125 I'm 5' 6"

[@Slade366]

@@chickennuggetscoon6900 She's Christian, escaped communism

[@steadyslayer]

the origional jaihoo was a christmas tradition for me

[@Tyler-ll2ic]

i think this is the best comedy i've ever witnessed.

[@mrhanky5851]

Sam’s RV trip to Tennessee was in self defense.

[@Bransons.]

Happy anniversary of the Bolshevik revolution!

[@SecondMoopzoo]

Thank goodness we had Lev Davidovich Bronstein and his cohort Vladimir Bagelsilverblatowitzstein Lenin and all of their funny money of dubious origin to get those nasty anti-lending czars out of the way for real progress! Like All-American made machinery and countless decades of pointless wargames

[@IAmNotMeisterEckhart]

The Francis E. Dec of our generation.

[@amoniousbt1110]

Don't forget your mandatory DNA altering mystery soup Microsoft injections.

[@Vampir3xfr]

Better story than Cyberpunk

[@NerdilyDone]

I aspire to be as good of a writer.

[@I_V_X]

"unpaid internship eating rat faeces"

[@TerminalM193]

I feel like this is probably the only video idoopz watched for his "research", thus his whole bit on "meta irony"....