Hy.Wa.--017 -- Don't Call Me Cigar // Ejecting Toxic People ...(pre-crash footage)

[@MX-kw3tm]

"cut toxic people out of your life" "the fiat 500, perfect car to get raped by an arab in" this man is a genius

[@clownfishofficial]

why are you telling me something I already knew

[@Mowthelawn3]

Lollllll

[@user-zu8yf7ws4p]

38:49

[@tekrit3249]

I hear that line in my head whenever I see one on the road

[@milfordjohnson2289]

why is this funny 😆 like... the notion of an arabic man doing sex in a fiat500. regardless of whether the consent forms were signed or not. its one of the mysteries of teh human brain. it just sounds f******ing funny. a japanese man or a belgian waffle just doesnt have the same ring to it 🤣

[@HydeWars]

I LOve Being Jewish!

[@digedirage3720]

It does have its perks, you know.

[@hahadasitmane]

DrTeaHC You blew it

[@drewblood5246]

18 more likes to go.

[@gettinupset]

Sammy Diamond

[@fatsacktony1]

Nothing like having Nepotism remove every obstacle in your life ever.

[@Lead333]

This reminds me of Elliot Rodger's vlogs. Hope your doing good Sam.

[@Lead333]

*Cody

[@Gogglesofkrome]

Minecraft*

[@nathanlynch8320]

*nugget head

[@johndenver6391]

When is this asshole gonna make another video. I'm a do nothing time waster, I need to feel better about myself.

[@MikeHunt-xj5xf]

Holy shit, i thought the same thing. But i doubt Cody would ever be mistaken as someone that would go on a shooting massacre.

[@hadderly91]

270lbs? I didn't know they rolled cigars that big.

[@Anonymous8421]

I didn't know they stacked shit that high

[@johnga911]

Gorgeous George?

[@dollydrill5816]

You look like you're going to try and convince some young cali girls in the 70s that porn is liberating.

[@MagicManAleister]

dolly drill holy shit lol

[@getbakedtonight]

he's starting to look like Jess Franco! for fucks sake get it together Cody...

[@RemedyUnderTheSun]

Why are Sam Hyde comments always the best on KZbin bro 😂

[@ZachTM]

Sam is reminding me more and more of Big Boss.

[@HydeWars]

Zach TM that's more like it

[@9mar875]

HydeWars kept you waiting huh

[@NLasting]

he is going through his "punished" phase at the moment

[@OmarHesham]

Boston Ross

[@lumberjum555]

Any time now, Zanzibar Land will become real. A comedy trio above nations and governments, not dependant on ad revenue or sponsorship, but its' viewers hard earned shekels. Punished Sam will get his revenge on Turner, for taking away his healthcare and his friends...

[@Matt77125]

Earthbound goes with anything, especially Cigar's autistic rambling

[@TheComateman]

Nintendos be like "SHUT IT DOWN!"

[@Polaf3456]

Cody "I sit in a five guys parking lot for 30 minutes" Cigar

[@ylloboy]

Best game

[@ayi5845]

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

[@Rotbeam99]

The perfect video. Something about the meandering, taking nearly an hour to say anything with any meaning whatsoever - the obsession with cigars. The imaginary conflict with an anonymous editor extant only in the future. The speeding in a Ford Edge lease. The subtle hints at homelessness, pecuniary despair. The slight reference towards the supreme Gentleman in the opening shot - It's all genius, and it's all free. Here. At Hydewars.

[@thehermit2923]

I mean he is driving a pick up truck but ok lol

[@al23438]

@@thehermit2923 No it’s the Ford Edge lease!

[@DEMiURGE455]

That’s literally how my brain works when I try to focus on telling some specific narrative lmao. I always keep going on tangents

[@MilitaryAV]

@Andy Semite you are autistic

[@bluesun_0]

@andysemite88 No it’s the Ford Edge lease!

[@redsharkninja]

Do more of these with charls so we don't have to look at you

[@martymcfly2857]

>start doing stuff online >play this in the background >wonder what the fuck i'm listening to >realize i am being brainwashed >check my identification card to try and remember who i am >it says Cody Cigar >mfw

[@getonvimeoinsteadofytsicko6381]

Zak Bagans I love you're work Zakky Zak Zak

[@aisians435]

Please drive to Glendale and do every hydewars in front of Tim Heidecker's house from now on, thanks.

[@HydeWars]

mungqueen lololol

[@freejbx2826]

in some way, sam was the cause of tim's back pain

[@TheFluorideStare]

I hope Sam defends himself outside Tim's window at 2 in the morning.

[@Jessesloveshack]

Nah, you don't want to do that. Tim lives in a bad neighborhood. It's very working class, you see.

[@johnmadara1252]

defend yourself through their bedroom window at 2AM

[@cremejockey8636]

talk about wasting time and money. i just watched this at work and made $18.50 to do so.

[@ascendantMethEnjoyer]

Chris Stewart I'm at work on midnights, getting paid a nice wage to watch Sam Hyde ramble too.

[@keanucarson]

cool story bro

[@cremejockey8636]

keanu carson now go make me a cigar

[@ImageLimestone]

Security jobs are fuckin great man right like i cant get enough of wanting to blow my fuckin brains out

[@Anonymous8421]

Michael hey I work security too, at a hospital

[@coprographia]

Sam i think the kind of toxicity you're taking aim at is pathological narcissism. it's culturally endemic, like some media-borne plague spawned in a laboratory by Eddie Bernays. people think they're the tv protagonist they've constructed in their heads and everyone else just shuffles on and off the set in order to further their story. they react violently when their authentic self is exposed, or in danger of being exposed. they're fucking everywhere.

[@coprographia]

and yes you cannot hope to change them, they reportedly don't feel real guilt, only shame when they're exposed.

[@bmxfjolla]

coprographia good analysis, I got a similar impression.

[@hahadasitmane]

Can't believe how perfectly you've explained a few people I know...

[@coprographia]

CalvinSomething exactly. only mean to paraphrase, not to plagiarize - everybody who thinks i made any sense go read the Last Psychiatrist blog. and yes i neglected to mention that if it's really an endemic issue, everybody's implicated to some degree so we all have to check our own shoes, not just point fingers.

[@Dovahween]

I blame social media for making people think that everyone is important and that what you say matters. It gives people a god complex

[@bigred2017]

Light hyde, dark hyde, faux hyde, real hyde. Rich hyde, poor hyde, house hyde, field hyde. Still hyde, still hyde.

[@HydeWars]

:)

[@bigred2017]

Jay Z

[@atlas7027]

For a while you really did look like shit but you've really broken in this whole "30 yr old indie pizza place/bike shop owner" look

[@HydeWars]

thanks bro

[@martinmartinmartinmartinmarti]

HydeWars hes lying sam you look like fuckign shite lad. edit sorry hoidel but its true-!!!

[@blankspott4467]

+hyde wars kill urself white man

[@Dovahween]

Sam you're usually the one who has to listen to everyone's problems but we're here to listen. I guarantee every dude that watched this video watched it to the end. That's what separates us from other viewers. We care about what you have to say and I hope making this video got something off your chest. We appreciate you and MDE.

[@HydeWars]

its advice for you man, i've been doing this for years

[@Dovahween]

HydeWars Well it's appreciated, man not just the advice but all your other work too. I've learned a lot from you and the rest of the boys in the short time I've known about you and it's all been positive. For what it's worth I'm rooting for you guys I hope you get as much out of doing this as I and the rest of your fans have.

[@tapeworm6993]

HydeWars yeah thanks for the god damned 27 minute intro

[@DeadNoob451]

I support this comment

[@swolefuckingmeatball6595]

Its true. I did.

[@koalabear6782]

Sam Should be a GTA character. Like one of those side quest people.

[@volvo245]

Koala Bear Maybe some sleazy PR manager type or a KKKult leader.

[@Dovahween]

Koala Bear They could make sam the first guy to sell you weapons from like a bunker and he says, "Make sure to only fire your weapon in a self defense situation." He just gives you random tips like that when you visit his underground bunker.

[@GOUST3D]

nick sets up real estate scams for you

[@Dunklevids]

If this is what you look like pre-crash, then lord have mercy

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Barrett middle name .50 Cal has a nice ring to it.

[@Anonymous8421]

Barrett US Marine 50 Cal

[@milfordjohnson2289]

@@Anonymous8421 you seem to know an awful lot about ballistics. do you know where i may be able to consult established literature on this topic? perhaps take an affordable introductory course in "i have a large "calibered barrel" available for me to use, basically whenever i feel like 101" not even the wishes (or command(s), YOUR CHOISEEEEE) of a trained career superior officer or enlisted man would detter me from telling you i am now made of fairly powerful stuff, and am a force to be reckoned with. therefore, the implicit power projected upon you when you think about the "approved introductory course" i am considering taking, for not agrandazing reasons.... should make you think twice, critically, or even many times... : before deciding what groceries you are thinking of purchasing. you need to purchase the ones with the approved stickers achieving at least 98% consensus. best of luck through these challenging times, i am considering enrolling my neighbours cat in a similar course but i havent made up my mind yet. or asked my neighbour for that matter. im really starting to think the feline may be our best chance at surviving the upcoming neptunian carbon life form invation.

[@nostalgic80sguy27]

The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.

[@TheCaptainSlappy]

"My Rabbi says 'With Jews You Win!'" -Cody Barret.

[@Grand.R.R]

Taking this advice damn near saved my life almost a year ago so I’m revisiting to add onto it with some xp of my own. Sometimes “slowly becoming a ghost” isn’t an option because they’ll try and drag you back into their cesspool. If that’s the case, plan your exit to be as sudden and effective as possible. It took me putting in a two-weeks in secret and hiding my address just so that when I finally did ghost her, she couldn’t find me. Obviously I blocked her on everything too. If you’re reading this and going through similar trolling, you got this- I believe in you. If a retard like me can nix the narcissist, so can you.

[@paver9661]

My friend said he would go to a concert with me then flaked even after I paid for both our tickets for the time being, I haven’t spoken to him since.

[@Grand.R.R]

@@paver9661 Good, sounds like a piece of shit

[@eclipsegfxable]

I had a similar situation we planned this gig months in advance only for him to tell me that he has work the next day and that he has to leave to get the train home despite the trains running till 12am. Only got to listen to the actual band we came to see for two songs. The last hour was listening to the opening act. Still haven't forgave that scrawny pos. @@paver9661

[@alyssastheme]

@@paver9661Did he get busy or just not want to go all of a sudden? Cuz I can get your decision if he just wasn’t in the mood randomly.

[@xasma]

Cody, you look like a piece of shit in hell.

[@HydeWars]

lololol

[@xasma]

BigMemeTyrone SUCK DICK MUCH?!

[@meep3035]

Sam Hyde isn't a name, it's an idea. I am Sam Hyde, you are Sam Hyde. We are all Sam Hyde.

[@IntercourseHandguns]

HIS NAME IS SAMBERT HYDESON, HIS NAME IS SAMBERT HYDESON, HIS NAME IS SAMBERT HYDESON, HIS NAME IS SAMBERT HYDESON!

[@GokaiiRed]

I love it how he always uses Earthbound music in these videos.

[@StrykesV2]

*Name:* Cody Cigar *Gender:* Red Ropes

[@dawnsix]

StrykesV2 you gonna get mad at twizlers?

[@HydeWars]

Cody here. Buy a shirt get some clothes on ***MDE MERCH HERE***: goo.gl/DxE9qp

[@pichofiraviyah8492]

pin the comment.

[@Finn-pe7uj]

Fuck you Shmuel Hoydelblatz give us some Merch™ at last

[@Teutius]

U first

[@getbakedtonight]

HydeWars BUY MY SHIRTS lookin ass

[@MarneusAndMilkyBlood]

There goes all my fucking money, thanks Cigar!

[@witheredmedia]

4:56 Sam I see you attempted to grab for your seatbelt and gave up. I am very concerned as I have been in a traumatic auto accident before and the seatbelt literally saved my life. Please wear your seatbelt next time.

[@ZeranZeran]

basic ass bitch only use seatbelt

[@Dr.Faustus.]

ZeranZeran only real mfs love the the pavement

[@IntercourseHandguns]

​@@Dr.Faustus. And the endless car dinging that you hear before you hit it

[@sarahfarnell7033]

Put on your seat belt

[@lkmuks]

please

[@JohnSmith-ir5yu]

sam just has a death wish don't worry

[@democratsarescumnukemecca4004]

Get a jet lighter fat boy

[@mr.senate]

your comment had 69 likes but i ruined it

[@drpelliper5818]

real niggas fly out the car

[@Deapcrash101]

"That's so good. Because it also addresses the whole age play, thing." *Aggressively speeds*

[@Deapcrash101]

"The fuck was I even saying? Oh ya, so anyways I wanna change my name."

[@user-73a]

heh ii also watched this video

[@IntercourseHandguns]

​​@@user-73a Which one? The one in the first 5 seconds with Sam Hyde or the one after with Cody Cigar?

[@sammosammy]

54 minute hydewars and all the injustices of the world are forgiven. Hyde is the cork in the bottle that keeps the evil from spreading. Thank you Mr. Hyde.

[@GoldenGlacier]

did you just hyde a Lost reference?

[@sammosammy]

hyd it in plane sight

[@ifunnychef]

27:30 is when the 27 minute intro ends and the video begins

[@markbarry6228]

Thanks

[@ComfyTV]

Average hourly us wage (June 2017) = 26.25 Productivity value of this video (54:48)= $24.21 Current view total (July 19/2017) = 3828 Total amount of minutes wasted by this video: 208,549 (3,475 hours) Hours viewed x Average us wage = $91,240.38 You kinda just blew my mind, Sam

[@HydeWars]

Thrash Nationalist that's awesome

[@Rkenichi]

Listening to an emotionally battered Sam ramble while touching Earthbound music plays in the background is just surreal

[@mblgxyz5923]

Hey kids, that's sam hyde over there. He was on tv once. Don't get too close

[@OUTBOUND184]

Imagine this being the only thing that survived from human civilisation. I often think that when watching sam's monologues. Especially the mirror monologues.

[@kklljj58]

3 hours ago i was pissed that sam had given me ZERO free content in almost a month, now THE nuggethead releases an hour long masterpiece. /hivemind/ confirmed? also Sam thank you for everything you do, except the mass shootings. Not cool bro.

[@linglingjr]

kklljj58 haha haha someone hasn't seen smocaine 3.

[@kklljj58]

Im still waiting on the book faggot dont laugh at me I only have so many shekels to give to Cody.

[@bobmarley5551]

more like HYDEmind

[@mellymachine2377]

Alright I don't want to get into it but some guys in this comment chain need to shut the fuck up and delete their comments

[@hedgewoodtv]

Uh oh looks like sammies got a little sugar in him

[@mpoukanouka6622]

the virgin name: Sam Hyde The chad regal appellation: CODY

[@Spacelawyerscientist1]

Dude this is straight up one of the funniest videos, this and time mansions are too fucking good man, need to do more stuff like those.

[@nattiecraft]

What’s time mansions?

[@dizralph.c]

@@nattiecraft i think he meant time mentions like when he yelled " we are now at the 9 minute mark"

[@jk7160]

Hey cigar you look like shit

[@rangerunitnumber4788]

Gram White ITS CODY

[@dougfranklin6760]

hey dont talk to cigar like that

[@balt6158]

looks like shit in hell

[@1whospeaks]

Mr. Cigar sounds like a pretty cool dude, I wonder what he'd attempt in a self defense situation.

[@roryb.bellows8617]

Cody "Alright" Cigar

[@bmxfjolla]

Rusty Shackleford Alt-right*

[@chickenpancake1614]

this looks like those pre columbine home videos but if the shooters were on acid

[@glenda.mcclean]

Sam you look pretty good in that shirt. Did you get it from ROSS?

[@NODRULE]

should have came with a citizens watch...

[@realedgehours8543]

Brett's Ego Looks like you forgot a letter here I'll help you F

[@FreshPwncakez]

BOSTON ROSS

[@Bangus]

The second half of this video is definitely the best advice video he ever uploaded. The fact that it was unscripted is crazy. So many quotables

[@Stubbs108]

you have about 10 seconds to show me that hole

[@calenoreluchil2935]

Evan Halvorson questionable facial hair

[@Stubbs108]

Calenor Eluchíl you want me to fuck you?

[@autisticalbatross5594]

I might just have to kill you

[@wr7662]

I like Airsoftfatty's cameo at 42:41.

[@wuzwutz]

Stalking

[@LZRD107]

That's a skinny black kid he looks nothing like him

[@TesttubeGub542]

Jesus Sam, you look like a full blown communist/average Floridan citizen

[@webb4158]

Imagine the fucking smell in that car (not because of the cigar).

[@CoconutCrabGaming]

Rare footage of Karl Marx drafting the Communist Manifesto - colorized 1845

[@ladyyupiel2821]

MC RIDE LOOKING GOOD TODAY

[@SpaceCadet5100]

it's not MC ride tough MC ride never rides without a seat belt.

[@linglingjr]

yenda pizza I've seen footage of him wearing seatbelts, unlike Sam. There is proof.

[@bionicleaz13]

yeah, he looks more white

[@tar0286]

linglingjr I've seen footage!

[@slavtrash]

homeless man screaming into the mic

[@LukeLibertyNoRulers]

The best Hyde wars yet. You are doing great Sammy keep up the good work.

[@HydeWars]

thanks big boi

[@TsAugk]

I can't believe I watched the whole thing

[@calenoreluchil2935]

TsAugk better content from cody here than any other.

[@politicallyincorrect633]

Earthbound background music is killer.

[@johnmadara1252]

what was the first tune played in the beginning of the video???

[@johnmadara1252]

OY CUNT

[@jchud13]

@@johnmadara1252 its from earthbound look up earthbound ost

[@Jessie-x4p]

This video rescued me from an abusive relationship. I hope it stays up forever. Some people really do need to hear this.

[@GetShitOnKid]

I just left an extremely abusive relationship a few weeks ago and all because I watched this video

[@CodyTheKingOfYoutube1]

True innovators like Mr. Cigar will never be fully appreciated while they are alive. He is the Tesla of the comedy world. ---CodyTheKingOfKZbin

[@Red_Dusk]

CodyTheKingOfKZbin I hate the fact that hell inevitably off himself

[@swolefuckingmeatball6595]

i hate the fact that you are impersonating the king cody cigar himself

[@swolefuckingmeatball6595]

nevermind saw your channel. please off yourself. agree with your quote though.

[@macknjeezus20000]

CodyTheKingOfKZbin Just as Gogh's work was under appreciated during his career Cody Cigar will only get his star on the boardwalk of fame postmortem.

[@AMX-014S]

GOD IS GOOD!!!!!

[@dadanikk]

ＡＭＸ－０１４ run and tell that

[@shlomogoldbergsteinowitz3458]

that's a great album

[@TERMINUSxNATION]

Indeed

[@an0nymooose]

cody get your fucking mustache out of your mouth

[@Jakugen0]

There was never a man like my Cody. Like the one they call Cody Cigar.

[@BrittanyVenti]

he's not wrong

[@SmurfensteinHD]

Brittany Venti who is this cute little shark girl and how sharp are her teeth

[@theneonpython]

Brittany Venti did you talk to Sam at HWNDU?

[@pizzdecc]

Shut up and unsubscribe

[@GenuflectingRotation]

My queen

[@Hambuga97]

Oof

[@ABCDEF-ix1qf]

Just change your name to Ham Syde

[@Joe-pe6qi]

I just wasted my entire lunch break on this non-stop intro, thanks Sa-Cody.

[@fakedials]

45:00 Really hits home, no point in blasting someone you think has screwed you over, at that point you already stand to break even at best...

[@soniabbyrawrr]

S E G A R

[@raymondfair7822]

He could actually change it to cigar if he spelt it that way

[@venomlink2033]

15:42 For some reason the dialogue and the music are perfect

[@lacanian_lifter]

Remember the 3 Bs of business: beer, buttsex, barfing, billiards

[@carmelothegoat1892]

Sammy going 100 in his Raptor is so cool lol nothing like that Raptor Feeling

[@username16129]

Raptor life is so good

[@BigJonkulous]

It's a Ford Edge, guys. C'mon. Stop the jokes.

[@EllisHudsonn]

Ford Edge lease*

[@CuriousFrog]

Cody never has a destination

[@benksy96]

spontaneous

[@Wip3ou7]

Average minimum wage in the USA: $7.25 per hour Length of this video (time wasted by Cody Cigar per person): 54:48 Number of victims affected: 46,061 and counting *Estimated minimum damages: $333,942.25*

[@cptcool123]

tl;dr: Don't buy vacume sealed cigars at a gas station. Pay more than $2 for your cigar. Don't get long ones, and don't peal off the outer layer. Do not inhale cigar leaves. Tap off the ash infrequently. Smoke them on special occasions. Sam, you look like shit. Also, I extend my previous offer to come live in my closet. I promise, it will be cool. We will be good friends. I will only spray you with water if you delay hydewars releases.

[@HydeWars]

smoking a foot long vacuum sealed gas station cigar right now laughing my ass off

[@spurgear]

Cheap ass cigar smells like a burning turd

[@wangcars2062]

Sam is slowly deteriorating in front of our very eyes....

[@waterguyroks]

Sam, you know it's all downhill from here. You've peaked my man, and now you're faced with a choice: do you wither away into obscurity, a hated, pathetic wretch of a man, or do you strap a bomb to your chest and unload 600 high-caliber rounds per minute onto the DNC in one final act of glorious self-fulfillment? You know what needs to be done.

[@redacted7999]

Vsauce was never the same after the schizophrenia

[@MajesticMage]

you said nothing in 1 hour

[@ministryoftruth2869]

Our boy went from homeless living in his car to the boxing champ. Maybe I can do it too

[@CAL1MBO]

Our hero

[@J2003-i8q]

Was he fr homeless? I know he lost money after world peace got canned but damn didn’t know he was homeless

[@christophercarlone9945]

​@@J2003-i8qI've been watching Sam since 2013/2014 when they first started taking off. He indeed made videos from the front and back of his car in which he was sleeping in at one point. After World Peace got cancelled Sam debt maxed all of the credit card offers he could find and dumped everything into cryptocurrencies. I'm not sure how much money he made but I believe it was to the tune of $14 million dollars at the time? More than likely he has more than that by now. Everyone told him he was crazy but he's the only one who came out able to do whatever he pleased because he didn't have to worry about where his money was coming from anymore

[@TheFingledorf]

​@@J2003-i8q I really really doubt he was ever actually homeless

[@TERMINUSxNATION]

Candyman is the Gost of Keev

[@epiclefty7310]

I’m changing my name to Julian Roseberg for media purposes

[@mbopineappleman2723]

Cody aka Sam Hyde discovered Flat Earth and is clearly having trouble coming to grips with this reality..

[@BATTERIESc]

Wear a kippah in your next nonsense rant video, just to troll the comment section. Dont make any reference to it, just have it poking out of your angelhair pasta head.

[@farwdavid8305]

notice how this is about a little over half a year since the show was cancelled. grew his hair out and looks like his personal hygiene is lacking a bit. sorry you had to go thru that depressive episode sammy boyo.

[@nothing-2-live-4]

improv comedy is boring but this is still funnier than a joe rogan podcast

[@nothing-2-live-4]

thank u for trying to tell jokes Cody

[@RealHumanBean4U]

In the duration of this video, Sam circled Rhode Island 4 times.

[@jonvia]

Oh damn Cody is coming over?

[@andrewdude1]

Cody Cigar: Surgeon General

[@salvucci91]

Holy shit, the way he smashes up and down off the floor and roof of the car before the footage cuts out is fucked up. *RIP Cody.*

[@Shadrew]

"no one I know likes me" *examines entire personality* "must be because of my name"

[@TheBeatToFunkytown]

Cody Cigar is a national treasure

[@basedlord]

Mr. Hyde, I'm worried about your mental health. You seem to be drawing conclusions that you're receiving praise from absolutely random strangers on the road. I'm worried these delusions of grandeur will lead to another mass shooting and the world doesn't need any more of those. Please.

[@HyperionCSS]

smoking in a lease... sam is completely out of control

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

He wasn't wearing a seatbelt because maybe he wants to die. Maybe he's just so cool that he wants to die.

[@Limbo6457]

I didn't understand the triple threat until he gave us a visual representation. Thanks Sam!

[@tylertim1229]

Change first name to jekyll.

[@XXSomeDudeXX]

Member of the Hasidic community, Shmuel Heidlestein, is also a local cigar expert. In this installment he informs viewers on the basics of cigar culture.

[@OceanRedux]

Sam hyde giving fucking legit advice from @39:00 onwards. He's old enough to know what he's talking about. Listen closely.

[@asdf-mi1kh]

This advise was of great help to me. I had this (now ex) girlfriend who would always act all hostile or passive aggressive towards me and would lash out at me over basic things. I broke up with her and I felt very sad for a few months, but it was the right decision to make. I don't even resent her anymore. She's just like that, but it's not my problem to fix.

[@Boaconstrictors]

This is a Gumroad classic

[@chronos1200]

Fuck, I bought X-com 2 and some dryer sheets while I was watching this.

[@Anonymous8421]

Both good things

[@jimmyyshi9863]

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

[@pillcosby546]

That's not even a Ford Edge lol it's probably a Ford Raptor he's got us all duped

[@HydeWars]

dont even know what that is. Too busy enjoying my Edge Titanium lease

[@pillcosby546]

HydeWars Cody looking like a Jewish banker driving around his brand new Ford Raptor smoking $35 sticks

[@tapeworm6993]

HydeWars thanks for keeping it American bby

[@VersaVenit]

Protip: the video starts at 27:37

[@surebrah3180]

jesus christ sam, you hanging around north haven again? come play ball with us at the courts.