Jail Terms For Every Crime | Comparison

This video is a short comparison of some crimes and their corresponding maximum prison sentences. ranked from shortest to longest.
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[@InfiniteComparison]

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[@f_olm5917]

Im subbing.

[@raymonday9414]

Sure! ;)

[@borsalinokizaru7450]

Ok

[@glennsennpastor8170]

I was your 890th like

[@borsalinokizaru7450]

@@glennsennpastor8170 sub*

[@aidansilke236]

online piracy: 10 years human trafficking: 8 years wtf

[@doralinz1]

@Dark Ages great idea

[@bossrat5295]

Not a big deal? Not a big deal? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKDJdaOAmNp8rZo

[@froo5667]

Online piracy is saving $20, human trafficking is RUINING A LIFE

[@DiabloLagoon]

Hoes gonna be hoes

[@tomatosoupwoo]

Accurate answer: Human trafficking is 50 years prison

[@person2624]

What are you in for? Car jacking? Murder? Assault? “I downloaded free Minecraft“

[@sina4456]

*look at each other and node head* RUN

[@fly6538]

9 year old me: *uh oh*

[@flashthedash765]

Lol i installed three launchers just to play in the original launcher . When i saw this i was like : *quickly removes all free launchers* AND *peacefully plays in the original one*

[@ahumanbeingthatcanbreathe8817]

10 year old me that downloaded mcpe for free : *Uh oh*

[@fly6538]

@@ahumanbeingthatcanbreathe8817 lol I downloaded free Minecraft on my mom's laptop broke it

[@checoutthatrearend986]

"So what did you get in jail for?" "Just bullied a kid online, you?" "I pissed at my local lake."

[@legendofacriuswithornament2019]

"I left my house"

[@wantcoffe4hoursago15hoursa5]

“I drunk water”

[@maskeddpm1891]

What the why is grand theft auto here XD 1:26

[@daisyisagirlcalleddaisy50]

"I leaked test paper answers"

[@Randomfy]

@@maskeddpm1891 It means as if stealing cars in real life.

[@pixelcat29]

“Pretending to be an officer” Some kid on halloween dressed as a police officer: “Haha I’m in danger”

[@JewelMuncher]

Imagine if that kid has a bag of sugar and while he's plaiying fortnite with a kid dressed as the president he says im gonna kill you, its like death penalty

[@Renae5]

You just copied a comment 💀

[@pixelcat29]

@@Renae5 if someone writes a comment and there is already a comment like theirs but they don’t know it exists is it really copied?

[@Renae5]

@@pixelcat29 I mean, you could’ve just said so

[@paisley_playz7646]

Lol 😂

[@Anth1121]

Child Abuse : 5 Years Online Piracy : 10 Years *Something seems wrong*

[@Manowar_]

I can feel it

[@Me-ef4kt]

I like human intelligence

[@0re087]

Beating your wife: nah Plagiarism: yeah this is some real shit

[@Ind5go]

@@0re087 rishdhjejsbd ✋😭

[@catenjoyer76]

@@0re087 Logic.

[@kingboiya]

Pretending to be an police officer:3 years Little kids who dressed up as a police officer for halloween: *shook*

[@TheRealTripleSC]

**chuckles** im in danger.

[@ahmed0545.]

Children with police outfit: **PANIK** halloween ended: **KALM** you saw a police officer near your home: **PANIK**

[@mothaaa]

Ok that's was good 👌

[@darna3319]

I was thinking that too

[@yejiloml6765]

Kiro The Amethyst Scrub 300 likerrrrrr

[@cow_mangler510]

"So for what are you here?" "I blew up a large trading center, killing thousands of innocents." "And you?" "Pissing in a river."

[@IDespratelyNeedCoffee]

LOL

[@amaanhaider8683]

Ik its weird🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bluecat5669]

@@amaanhaider8683 you are weird?!

[@IDespratelyNeedCoffee]

@@bluecat5669 That's not what he meant ;-;

[@pichu2364]

@@IDespratelyNeedCoffee google translate messing up things again 👍👍

[@toyahane]

Spying: life imprisonment Torturing someone: 20 years

[@pit6269]

its spying as in spying on the government and leaking secret documents

[@IgnisPeaks]

@@pit6269 WikiLeaks be like

[@pit6269]

@@IgnisPeaks 👁

[@walterfritzzz]

Because if the spy agent will get free in 20 years the spy agent will gonna doing spy job again i think, they are smart person and very loyal to the country

[@milan1397]

i believe that torturing someone is 20 years only because the person that made that law was a person that enjoys that so if someone enjoys being spied on (and yes those people exist) and just happens to work for the law, then we might get spying max sentence be 20 years as well

[@dog_with_pro_hat]

Child abuse: 5 years Online piracy: 10 years Literally every kid: oof

[@user-vy2oc4gk1p]

It's not seeing pirated stuff. The owner of the pirate website gets to serve 10 years cause he is the one who pirated not us.

[@bogdanlulelaru858]

@@user-vy2oc4gk1p it's still retarded to value intellectual propriety more than a child's well being

[@user-vy2oc4gk1p]

@@bogdanlulelaru858 Ik but I just said

[@neeco6922]

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[@cmcphotography1]

@Chandan M! Well, those 5 weren't his anyway, sooooo

[@superrobloxriley8913]

Urinating in public: up to 1 year My cousin: uh oh

[@Juan-qz4eg]

You only serve prison time if a citizen or police sees it

[@AyaanJaved233]

oh

[@black3ru]

Not in the Philippines hahahaha

[@negligentdata8307]

I saw a guy do it in Nashville once, he just whipped it out as I was going by! Then I saw another guy doing at the same day across from a McDonald's! Guy was running back and forth, his arms in a jacket but he wasn't wearing it, that was a weird day

[@ElJoe183]

Not in Latino America 😅

[@Rogue5490]

Kidnapping the president *”Hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!”*

[@Iamstupid425]

Oh god

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

37 years later *Hey where are those boys?*

[@owncascade8483]

“What did you do?” “Leaked an exam paper” “Whoa, that’s hardcore, all I did was riot”

[@randomperson2559]

Fr tho

[@Sansibit]

Fr tho

[@lucario.pokedex.0448]

Fr tho

[@mr.cobrastan7685]

Fr tho

[@pablothecat1405]

Fr tho

[@van_8]

Someone: Hello Police: You are wasting my time, you are going to prison for 6 months

[@tsuki7411]

1st comment after 2 months i guess...

[@stktamizhan1595]

Gta 5

[@anonymous52638]

This is how GTA 5(American police) works

[@goofybutserious4807]

Police: [gets slapped by his girlfriend] You're going to jail for 3 years.

[@flan753]

@@anonymous52638 Polices from EE.UU

[@justkez2359]

Spying: *Jail for life* Hitman: I'd Imma head Out

[@unkonscious4856]

hitmen dont spy bro, they assasinate

[@justkez2359]

@@unkonscious4856 well you're right, but sometimes he does

[@unkonscious4856]

@@dawger not really, they just get a contract

[@unkonscious4856]

@@dawger and they want them to kill, not spy

[@unkonscious4856]

@@dawger my man, theyre hitmen, they dont fucking spy bruv, spies are spies hitmen arent

[@kevinsupreme_ph36yearsago59]

Imagine spending a decade in prison for wanting to watch endgame for free.

[@blueiscooll]

Or buying minecraft for free

[@unclefuncle7283]

Isn't downloading movies and music legal?

[@jajasking9652]

@@unclefuncle7283 if there are a oficial version, is legal, but is a free piracted version of that movies, is illegal, but i don't think that somebody had been arrested by piratery, also, Imagine get arrested for 10 years only for save a few dolars

[@kishanjethwani5565]

@@jajasking9652 and it's very common in asian countries many people watch pirated movies here😅

[@kishanjethwani5565]

@Jadles09 that's how it should be bro my friends pirate everything social media apps,games,movies etc. and nothing happened with them but there was a random guy who got arrested because he illegally downloaded a indian movie and the funny thing is that movie was one of the worst indian movie which has 1.7 something rating😂and also there was a illegal streaming app which used to show newly released movies and sports games etc. the owner got arrested but yeah generally they don't care about this things

[@arilovessimba]

"Urinating in public" Me: thinking about all the times when as a child my mom told me to pee behind a tree

[@xyonentertainmentproductio4909]

I know right

[@mitzki1214]

That’s not really Public tho you are hidden just imagine the extreme scenario

[@aizpruart]

FBI wants to know your location. 👮‍♂️

[@mebigroux8817]

Burglary: 20 years Human trafficking: 8 years *I sense a disturbance in the force*

[@teachandfunnstuff3127]

Thats bull shit

[@water_is_wet]

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[@_.valentinnq._8]

@@water_is_wet nice name

[@thedarkknight5239]

now thats just a bunch of bs. how tf doe burglary get a higher sentence then human trafficking

[@miyakoyoshika100yearsago4]

What is human trafficking

[@maverickandrewnanale1812]

*When selling cocaine has a longer sentence than Child abuse, Animal cruelty, Child abandonment, etc.*

[@Gorkha976]

Even child probrrrorrnrigraphh

[@teachandfunnstuff3127]

And human trafficking. All of these are sad. Child cruelty. Animal cruelty and human trafficking is just horrible

[@phatxity9948]

Selling cocaine ruined many people's lives it killed lot of people

[@sofiagonz34]

Okay but child abuse is 8 years and animal abuse is 1 year kinda makes you mad

[@phatxity9948]

@Tiguinha yeah I agree piracy never took someone life and the damage is not as bad

[@winter9479]

"Leaking exam papers: 5 years" Me & my whole class: *"Ha, we're in danger"*

[@blueishboyxd2354]

me who leaked 10 exams : *intense sweating*

[@Just_a_Piano_]

War crimes: Life imprisonment The boys in party chat: Well shit..

[@cringeahrmiaumiau4072]

"Online piracy" Gamers: *scared gaming noises*

[@SoundWxve_]

Me with Minecraft nonpremium: Iam gonna go to jail *smiles*

[@trevorphilips8504]

@@SoundWxve_ tlauncher gang

[@randomuser558]

What does that even mean

[@nicoborken9963]

cries in being a games who doesnt pirate

[@SRCB0]

edit: waiT NO

[@MartaTrain]

Literally torturing someone and/or selling them: 8 years Selling white powder: 60 years

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

The law is pretty retarded i’snt it?

[@megabyte3044]

@NesiaWaffen idk if you're trying to defend the point or disprove the point.

[@Alvison1999O]

Up to normally you get like 5 years you only get 60 years if its very severe

[@yeetusfeetus713]

@Chinese Imperialism Supporter and don't torture people. *Or just don't do any of these*

[@maxgoose1994]

Let's not forget leaking exam papers can get you in jail up to half a decade

[@JorihS_]

Cuberbullying: 1 year Technoblade:* *Nervous sweating** Tysm for all the likes! :)

[@coco_960]

Welp, I can tell my friend who keeps messing with Lisa gaming alts that she's going to jail soon

[@r4yyans___]

@@coco_960 no tell her to keep up the good work

[@commander8299]

@@r4yyans___ yep your name is common

[@mayo4900]

Cuber

[@commander8299]

@@mayo4900 🎲

[@MR-MARSHALL]

Me: pisses in a bush Police: "off to the gulag for a year"

[@mrrainbrow423]

When you get a life sentence in prison but then you escape and the sentence reduces to 5 years: _Smort_

[@neoselket562]

BIG braimn

[@BabySonicGT]

OHHJ

[@vukdjokic8798]

Brein

[@thegreatwoodentable552]

Oof- or they jus’ keep ya’ dead corpse in prison for an extra 5years

[@letzplayosaurus]

This is big brain time

[@Charlie-gq7lp]

how is selling drugs only 3 years but leaking exam papers is 5 years wtf

[@Tsugomi]

nah depends on the drug, it said selling white powder was like 60years which is insane because human trafficking is apparently less time

[@chrisjuztine10]

@@Tsugomi and depends our country if how long in prison

[@abdurahman3896]

The legal system be like...

[@Charlie-gq7lp]

@Lukey of course not, but even if this is fake how is selling drugs less than leaking exam papers

[@rahmanchoudury7924]

Ehmmmmm I don't do that

[@ICringeALot]

Contaminating public water: 10 years Homer Simpson: Marge, someone appears to have sent me to court.

[@Renae5]

This comment was actually original

[@madian_uwu]

"abusing wife =1 year abusing animals=1 year" -society

[@Renae5]

Yeah…it’s kinda embarrassing

[@lilmanq7746]

Yeah the animal should be at least 5 years

[@Renae5]

@@lilmanq7746 and the poor women????

[@andreeaioana6591]

Yeah abusing animals should have more consequences, I mean c'mon now they are just some poor creatures who act on instincts when they are scared. Meanwhile humans...😶 also it should be domestic violence there, not "beating your wife" since abuse doesn't have gender.

[@Renae5]

@@andreeaioana6591 yeah but they put that because it’s a serious problem that happens more than you’d think. It’s sad

[@missmidnight3285]

Rape: 30 years Hentai protagonists: This term doesn't affect me because I can't read!

[@cheems0]

Heheh

[@AirSkyyy]

Somethings wrong i can feel it

[@j.b.fsomin7242]

Well, in the end, the women will fall in love with the hentai protagonist because of a mind break tag so....

[@assassin2550]

So you watch anime 😂😂😂

[@nickliolios585]

Mhm a man of culture

[@drherberthigginbotham]

“What are you in jail for?” “I pissed myself in public”

[@dakgalaxyy8234]

"i downloaded free minecraft"

[@coolbeans7z539]

I got mad at someone online

[@PinkNGreen]

Someone's mom: "I killed my son"

[@Fruitsmymainispomgranates]

MONSTER

[@heart8969]

If I could make my dad stay in prison for Child Abandonment and raping I would (he's not really a father, more like a biologically close member of relatives) Child abandonment: 5 years Raping: 30years I would first make him stay 5 years in prison and when he gets out I would make him stay 30 more years, he would be dead, and not like I even care

[@dr.someguy3924]

"Cyberbullying: 1 year." *This just in: local child COD player spends 100 years in jail.*

[@vbsmoon]

every single gamer would be in jail by now

[@vbsmoon]

@Stalking is never an option r/woosh

[@sneakyplayz1162]

Peeing in public: 1 year Harassment: 9 months

[@daisyisagirlcalleddaisy50]

ikr like what

[@aidoru84]

My dad pisses in public all the time lmfao

[@Legenda1426]

@@aidoru84 are you sure its a good idea to say it

[@cowwy3130]

@@aidoru84 ur father is gonna go to jail if some Karen comes 💀

[@KarpiWare_xyz]

cyberbullying: 1 year me: you look like a waffle *WEE OO WEE OO*

[@bellamywestbrook8476]

how did spongebob and mr krabs didnt not get arrested???

[@Ryo_909]

@@bellamywestbrook8476 wydm

[@vinous.]

@@bellamywestbrook8476 wdym

[@iwannabeawitch]

@@bellamywestbrook8476 wdym

[@Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

No you look like a pancake oki now plz don’t call da police

[@sage9996]

Leaking exam results: 5 years ANIMAL CRUELTY: ONE FREAKING YEAR!!

[@mrchavi2925]

Animal cruelty should be at least 20 years and so should child abuse

[@chiefkeefgaming2005]

@@mrchavi2925 defineitly child abuse

[@fanball9912]

think about it. if some dumbass gets a job just because his exam was good, then theres gonna be alot of problems. and animal cruelty isnt that big of a deal

[@thenakedswordsman6375]

@@fanball9912 so animal cruelty is not a big deal but killing a person is life in jail thats pretty messed up man,animals are just like humans

[@-kappa-]

@@thenakedswordsman6375 but you can never put an animals life in front of a humans

[@googoogaga8961]

"Gta will serve 3 years" GTA players: aw shit, here we go again

[@LNCR7501]

It's Grand Theft, not Grand Theft Auto

[@Ericksolghxst]

@@LNCR7501 GTA: Grand theft Auto. In real life and in the Game.

[@LNCR7501]

@@Ericksolghxst GTA: Greater Toronto Area

[@Ericksolghxst]

@@LNCR7501 GTA: Get that ass

[@LNCR7501]

@@Ericksolghxst * blushes cutely *

[@GXQ42]

Spying : life imprisonment KZbinrs who do "spying on my girlfriend/relative/friend for 24 hours challenge" videos : *sweats*

[@mitzki1214]

It’s up to lifetime and depends on how important the data is

[@eisthebestletter7836]

Sheesh

[@thomasshelby5322]

🤣😂

[@okamijubei]

I think it means government spying.

[@Defenestration_]

Plagiarism: **1 year** students: **sweats**

[@shreyandattagupta5605]

Makes sense

[@FarisYKamal]

Whats plagiarism?

[@DeloreanDude.]

@@FarisYKamal Stealing info without giving the source

[@FarisYKamal]

@@DeloreanDude. but aren't there multiple sources? like that info isnt sacred or direclty made by the people I read about it from

[@brosthestickmandude]

ye

[@ScarWasNotThere4839]

"10 years in prison for commiting online piracy." Me after pirating a game: Oh no

[@megakarlach2]

Meanwhile people in poverty country: ... *_don't care_*

[@hiitsmorgan5431]

Thats false info

[@kaexthetic]

@@hiitsmorgan5431 yep I don't think I have any game that isn't pirated 😂

[@StrongMajor1178]

What is online piracy?

[@LNCR7501]

lol weak, I done worse then you

[@papus618]

Pistol possession: up to 5 years Americans: Hold my AK-47

[@Galaxy-oy4nj]

*Hold my M4A4

[@papus618]

@@Galaxy-oy4nj Even Better!

[@skibiditoiletrizzalpha]

how is my dad not in jail he has a gun idk what kind though..

[@somerandomweebhere]

“What are you in jail for” “Leaking exam papers you?” “Watching anime online”

[@vertigoeds]

Spying: Life imprisonment The FBI: “Doesn’t work for us.”

[@sergiusko4327]

This has to be a meme right?

[@KenithLemley]

@@sergiusko4327 lol nope how do you think they know just about everything

[@rahmanchoudury7924]

Like WATAFUK!?!!??

[@ok-bg6nu]

@@sergiusko4327 there's this one guy who apparently died from nutting 56 times in a row, and somehow the fbi know about it

[@mikety7315]

@@skydragoness4020 the fbi has acess to almost every camera and mic in the us

[@that21pilotsfan9]

Leaking exam papers: 5 years Animal cruelty: 1 year Harrassment: 6 months Something seems off here.

[@jenchung7965]

*Logic*

[@t-bone971]

nope, especially when you realize the quest for animal rights, not to mention that's harassment not sexual harassment

[@fan_srpelo]

@@t-bone971 its still wrong

[@t-bone971]

@@fan_srpelo you cant just say its still wrong after I provided reasons why its technically right and you provided nothing

[@fan_srpelo]

@@t-bone971 well,its still not better than leaking exam papers,harrassing could affect people heavily,and fuck up their life,its obviously not worse then sexual harrassment,but man,seriously. Both animal cruelty and harrassment should have the same punishment (1 year prolly). You just kinda just narrowed it down

[@way_2_saucy848]

It’s kind of hard to believe that threatening someone gives you twice the jail time as beating your wife and animal cruelty, and you get four times the jail time for vandalism

[@spicylemon7475]

The law: “Piracy is illegal and punishable by up to 10 years in prison” Literally anybody who pirates: “Oh no! Anyway”

[@TheGuyWithABatsuit]

I just got batman the enemy whitin for free am I going to jail?

[@Epicicness]

I pirated Netflix what are they gonna do?

[@rexplays4956]

oh no i pirated geometry dash and minecraft im gonan go jail

[@cowwy3130]

Oh fuck I shouldn’t watch ufc without playing guess I’m going to jail for 10 years 💀

[@bigweld1947]

If that was true I would be in prison for ten lifetimes

[@Gzxlim.]

"Quarantine violators" Karens: *ima pretend i didnt see that*

[@jacobfleming2212]

It’s called life support

[@stray_bad_dog_]

@Dwayne The Coke Johnson Im pretty sure they were referring to the people who actively ignore social distancing protocols, which causes further spread of the virus.

[@cd_zr]

@Dwayne The Coke Johnson theres a difference between safely working with all the protocols being used, and a karen who ignores those protocols on the daily for no reason

[@youwantmyname9208]

@Dwayne The Coke Johnson it's based on where you live and what is the rule on your country

[@heart8969]

If I could make my dad stay in prison for Child Abandonment and raping I would (he's not really a father, more like a biologically close member of relatives) Child abandonment: 5 years Raping: 30years I would first make him stay 5 years in prison and when he gets out I would make him stay 30 more years, he would be dead, and not like I even care

[@Witchesofbapho]

1:08 Online copyright infringement Literally everybody online: Oh no.

[@pitori.]

Oh no Anyways

[@alfredogiannelli598]

I’m a KZbinr (I’m using my grandpa’s acc) I am literally in *danger*

[@infragames5447]

@@alfredogiannelli598 Lmao

[@user-ip1ks1ff6g]

@@alfredogiannelli598 or you're secretly a internet-savvy grandpa

[@awesomechannel257]

@@pitori. Does anyone know the song that’s playing in the background?

[@charlescalvinfromtriplethr9712]

Imagine the people in jail: "I commited warcrimes" "I tried to murder a witness" "I transported large amounts of drugs" "I murdered someone" "I did acts of terrorism" "I commited manslaughter" "I somehow managed to kidnap the president, and what about you?" "I spied on someone"

[@SaltySk1ttles]

Lmao

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

"I did nothing"

[@plashplash-fg6hd]

@@imtyler99yearsago90 0:06

[@9deekay]

me in 2nd grade when something slightly interesting happened

[@taylorrowe2002]

"i took a piss in a bush" lol imagine

[@superultraomegalordgodsoni2257]

"Urinating in public" I lost count of how many times I've done that

[@apostoliach4793]

"Up to one year for plagiarism" My presentations for school: Oh no

[@doggymilk4203]

Spying: life in prison Elementary school kids: 👁👄👁

[@78anurag]

Bullies: *Murder Kid* Schools: "Lol" Kid: *Burps or shows exam papers mistakenly early* Schools: *"FBI OPEN UP"*

[@t-bone971]

@@78anurag haha?

[@ezekiel440]

@@78anurag funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐😐

[@heart8969]

If I could make my dad stay in prison for Child Abandonment and raping I would (he's not really a father, more like a biologically close member of relatives)

[@BradenConn.]

Never knew escaping prison is the same jail time as leaking exam papers

[@only1637]

Infinite comparison 9 months ago: "jail terms for every crime" 💪 Infinite comparison now: "what if you hold your pee?" -°

[@eisthebestletter7836]

Lmao

[@seemscoolReal]

lol

[@XPForever]

Escaping from prision: 8 years Somethings wrong i can feel it

[@romillyfowler1348]

windows xp yeahhhh

[@jxyhuu_7]

@@Lcinerj thats a biGbrAin moment

[@kyedeguzman2905]

@@Lcinerj omniverse brain size

[@domination4892]

@@kyedeguzman2905 but wouldn’t it just be added to your sentence

[@billytombers]

@@domination4892 it was a joke

[@diana9247]

Harassment: 9 months Public urinating: 1 year Seriously...

[@user-vi9ut7rp3l]

@A axolotl People have committed suicide due to cyber bullying so I think that's perfectly fine. Also by cyber bullying I mean bullying them repeaditley and super harshly not trash talking to someone on the fucking Playstation, xbox, or pc.

[@JD-uw9jh]

you won't get 1 year for urinating in public unless the judge isn't thinking rationally, but then they probably won't even have the job to begin with

[@randomperson2559]

Yep makes sense /j

[@pepxz_]

Prostituition: 6 months Like, prostituition shoudn't even be a crime

[@ejosjek52.87]

@@pepxz_ it should

[@anyarana1774]

I love how leaking exam papers Is worse than both child and domestic abuse

[@taylorrowe2002]

and the reasons kids even try to leak exam papers is because of child abuse--aka the American education system

[@kawaiikat_ballz730]

Sounds about American to me

[@taylorrowe2002]

@@kawaiikat_ballz730 it’s definitely not the America intended by the founding fathers of this country! They wanted this country to be the greatest in the world-a place of freedom, and opportunity, and not socialist bs.

[@kawaiikat_ballz730]

@@taylorrowe2002they seriously had no intention of the word “freedom” to be represented in America. They only wanted tax money

[@afiqdanieal1951]

Grand theft : "3 years" Me play GTA for the first time: "ah shit,here we go again."

[@CCC-rq1hb]

They mean Grand Theft in real life not in GTA

[@ranbirbarua8683]

@@CCC-rq1hb really 100% ???

[@jamesfarr7851]

Urinating in public: 1 year Public restroom users: excuse me?

[@federalbureauofinvestigati4395]

They meaning whippin it out and pissin on the sidewalk

[@MeLikeBacardi]

A fine should be more than enough for a punishment in that case ^^

[@Tenite]

Spying: Life imprisonment Spys: this doesn't look like a job for me

[@lonelyfighterpg3d948]

Good one

[@cyptiive192]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha

[@dynadel_bbx3580]

Contaminating public water : 10 years Murder : Life imprisonment "MAKES SENSE"

[@7nfiniti]

Are you saying that contaminating water should be life imprisonment instead

[@RyBlooGuy]

@@7nfiniti I think he means that murder is killing a single person yet contamination of public water can kill thousands yet it serves less time

[@7nfiniti]

@@RyBlooGuy thx for explaining

[@Galaxy-oy4nj]

@wiejrbekwjebws what country

[@bruhtistic]

What I learned : *Leaking exam papers, escaping prison and Threatening the president has the same amount of jail time which is unbelievably dumb.*

[@sebastianelzorro9228]

Money laundering: 20 years Me washing pants with money in the pockets: uh oh

[@wind4686]

Lol i have to go prison for 1000 years now

[@yoboikamil525]

What Sick, Deranged, FUCK Washes their laundry with paper money inside?

[@parampujara5626]

Same

[@gabrielaragon9562]

@Strike The Valstrax its a joke

[@Zed9659]

LOL

[@aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085]

Pistol possession: 5 years Americans: What in tarnation.

[@Blud6966]

ofc without a permission

[@tallericothelegend4455]

Assault weapon possession: 5 years 2A advocate: I Will Not Comply

[@WishfulLPS]

American millennials*

[@Jackeimos]

@@WishfulLPS literally the Americans who’s don’t support the 2nd amendment

[@hiitsmorgan5431]

Pistol possession without a license is what they mean

[@WERTYUIO821]

Leak exams to kids: 5 years Abuse the kids: 5 years

[@godmergiethemobilegamer]

Cyber bullying: up to 1 year Every pro who made new players cry: *sweating* 10 year old rich roblox girls that make people cry because they mass bully him with there friends: *mega sweating*

[@anaana1894]

Leaking exam papers: years on jail My cousin: ight imma head out

[@Daisy_Plus]

that was literally the only bad thing I didn’t know was on this list lmao all the other comparisons don’t have that on this list I don’t see how it’s illegal

[@anaana1894]

yes Imao I always leak exams xd

[@poggers1568]

I think it's more like a teacher leak the exam to everyone before the exam end

[@andrekerterso353]

Think about important examines and not common - they are made even for year and decides if masses of people will get law to study at universities!

[@ahmed0545.]

I think, it means in collage and not school. Because if you graduated from cheating, you will have a lack of knowledge. If a surgeon, he can kill someone by mistake. Or engineer, he can make a simple small mistake that can break down the whole building.

[@zarawho]

"Urinating in public: 1 year" *Has flashbacks of peeing in the grass on the side of the road when I was four*

[@tuliprl6666]

gets life sentence: escapes sentance reduced to 5 years

[@lachancla2666]

Lmao

[@daisyisagirlcalleddaisy50]

big brain 🧠

[@darukan]

trollface

[@eisthebestletter7836]

Lmao

[@theplaylistmaker1846]

Rioting and vandalism - 4 years Online piracy - 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙚

[@mrworldwide6969]

Selling drugs to minors: 2 years Quackity: **chuckles** I'm in danger

[@stealth850]

I get your joke but others don't..

[@melonadeplays231]

@@stealth850 not

[@synix37]

Nice one

[@shayannx]

Lmao ur talking about roblox or something else?

[@user-kd7gg2hl6y]

Shayan Cat_YT シ the dream smp one i think

[@mrjuicejunior]

Pirating Cars 3 in 8K: 10 years Selling humans: 8 years Something doesn't make sense

[@TimingSmile]

imagine peeing on the side of the road because u need to go real quick and you get arrested for the same amount of time as animal abusers and wife beaters

[@beauboi3381]

*that one moment when making a free copy of a 5$ paid access game has a longer sentence than abusing and punching children*

[@rx-11-rse]

"Increasing speed to elude police" need for speed players: what

[@bellamywestbrook8476]

how did spongebob and mr krabs didnt not get arrested???

[@FiensZy]

@@bellamywestbrook8476 uhhh young people youtube?

[@eemilaatos]

human trafficing: 8 years selling heroin: 60 years okay Edit: thx for 500 likes OMKKK 726 LIKEZZZ IM HAPI!!1!1!1!

[@rinharter7758]

Okay

[@cavinmanda7624]

but some of them getting life sentences so I’m confused because this video isn’t accurate

[@tomasi4353]

Everything seems fine...

[@rinharter7758]

@@tomasi4353 yeah

[@Jovito_Britto]

*FBI open up*

[@leeknori315]

Spying: Life imprisonment Dispatch: oh no im in danger 😃

[@frogduck1130]

okay- can we talk about the fact that abusing a wife is on here? I know its probably just a mistake but we need to remember that abusing ones other is horrible, but men and any gender can be abused too. society stereotype abuse into one gender, and frankly that's not okay. hope you all can remember this and have a nice day (: edit: YALL I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH CONTROVERSY THIS WOULD CAUSE- ill make it clear that my point of this comment is to not stereotype only one gender being abused. i totally understand the percentages of male to female abuse, and even as an afab (assigned female at birth) i have experienced toxic relationships and seen my closest friends have to suffer through them too. i just wanted to bring awareness to the problems in our society. ty (:

[@blueiscooll]

Yes please, you've got a point!

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6552]

so what? men at least defend themselves more than women. wtf can a wife do when her husband abuses her? she just screams and cries and that abusing can affect her mental health a lot and what about a husband? wtf is his wife would do to him? slap him?? WOw So TRaMaZtIng anD CruEl

[@blueiscooll]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6552 what if the man is disabled or something? Or he is blind and has to trust his wife and she isnt a good person? or he is weak and unhealthy? Theres so many possibilities out there so i think its only fair enough if both "beating wife" and "beating husband" were on the list, some men are defenseless (and some women can defend themselves too so..) Maybe give it another thought? 🙏 //: my intention is to show you my point of view, not to fight or anything

[@LumanareM]

This. So hard. Take my like.

[@matthewflores4183]

Thanks for the reminder but..why here lol just saying

[@Limbambo]

"sir you're under arrest for kidnapping the president" *Operates a boat with a suspended certificate* "you're going away for 1 month young man"

[@xynZ824]

Urinating in public: **1 year** Philippines: Haha Tree go pee

[@Akrmdz444]

Btw even in algerie

[@yuzamei]

Pee tree

[@AQSVKA]

I-d *i did that once mortal*

[@ryugakun2496]

in india too

[@Kuri0]

In Pakistan

[@encss]

Assaulting me: 5 year prison, -500k sue

[@daysuntilnewsocialmedia]

The people who play the *"I spy with my little eye game:"* 👁️👄👁️

[@IdioticSubcarpathian]

Selling weapon: 10 years Selling weapon to people under 21: 5 years i dont get it.

[@cubomagico9852]

Me too, un theory, the second crime is worse than the first

[@mr.potatoman6610]

i think they trying to say: selling weapons without a permit = 10 years selling weapons with a permit but selling them to people under 21 = 5 years idk tbh

[@CaptainKcaz]

I thought it would be selling an illegal weapon is 10 years and selling a legal weapon to underage is 5 years.

[@watergarage8343]

Im assuming you would get 2 charges like 10 for selling without permit plus 5 for selling to someone under 21

[@exeriii909]

In Tokyo, where i live, the most comited crime is street Racing, sorry cause my bad english.

[@InfiniteComparison]

your English is fine, what is the punishment?

[@bonobo3926]

Yamete kudasai 🥵😎👊👌

[@emi452]

@@bonobo3926 ??

[@Ins1gn1f1c4nt]

@@emi452 やめてください---Yamete Kudasai---Please Stop/Please Stop Talking Kudasai-Please Yamete-Stop/Stop Talking

[@Acupofwater_WAW]

@@bonobo3926 ?

[@coco_960]

2:36 ah yes. If I ever make a game, the anti piracy screen will be some jumpscare and some text in a scary font like "Get ready for TEN years of jail! Your heading there now!"

[@jakubperkoz]

Crime= things offenders do (except escaping the prison) leaking exam papers is NOT a crime also escaping prison is NOT a crime. Child abuse is illegally hitting a child or locking them in a big safe.

[@oceandeeps1]

Possessing any Gun: 5 years Second Amendment: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@gaming_bronut372]

What countries laws is. This video for idk

[@probablyanidiot2295]

@@heatheruber9573 You do realize other countries exist.... right?

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

Maybe it’s somewhere beyond America There’s other countries beyond America you know

[@thefeintnetwork5429]

@@heatheruber9573 Lmao r u serious?

[@thefeintnetwork5429]

@@heatheruber9573 That isn’t the comment I replied to, I replied to the “what other countries besides the United States speak English”

[@filthypeasant6429]

"Sir this man commited online piracy" Police: Dear God...

[@GoldFNAF]

I just got rickrolled from a profile pic

[@Th3RealPeterGriffin]

@@GoldFNAF you didn't notice now i hate you

[@filthypeasant6429]

@Doge "They also leaked exam papers" Police: No...

[@oneshot_2010]

@@filthypeasant6429 "Sir, this man also Selled some white powder" Police: This man deserves life inprisionment.

[@zMoonlight]

@@oneshot_2010 without parole

[@sleepy-ne6pk]

Spying: ur whole life FBI spy’s: (beep) this (sheet) im out

[@aryakeepsafe4142]

In New Zealand you get 2 years prison for telling a person online to commit suicide .

[@xatiter]

_"Up to six months for wasting police time"_ Karens: *Haha, manager go brrrrrrr*

[@Zaintrix]

dad: **stops car** me: i swear im gunna pee! mom: Theres no toilet! pee somewhere safe! me: **sees this video** me again: bruh....

[@fuyuhikokuzuryuu5611]

Hey hey partner, sorry, but I’m gonna have to report you to the *PO L I C E*

[@Foozp333]

@Cyan no

[@e11ttchgameplays55]

@@Foozp333 who are you anyway

[@e11ttchgameplays55]

foody: I am you but stronger

[@youwantmyname9208]

@Dart Monkey not really. There is some country where you couldn't do some of these stuff that is legal on your place.

[@franckcrdraws]

"What're you in for?" "Just committed multiple war crimes. You?" "I peed in a pool." "You what-"

[@richardjasek9285]

Imagine living in a country, where people who pee in public, gonna get same jail time as people who beat their wife🤦‍♂️

[@CowCapz]

I can only imagine one human breaking all of these laws before being caught.

[@matthewvarney1019]

That be like 500,000,000 years in total

[@user-dl2bf1vn7o]

Well that would be my mom

[@Master_vp101]

Breaking every law speedrun (Any % WR)

[@rockzilla1664]

Bruh

[@Ghosty_Dosty]

@@user-dl2bf1vn7o r/woooooooosh

[@kingReddy101]

Imagine getting arrested for cyber bullying lol. *This was made by the American gang*

[@nebulaobserver8973]

*cyberbullying is 1 year worth of jail time in my u.s. state*

[@Saints2929]

Cyberbullying: 1 year me bullying stupid kid in roblox jojo game: *OH NO*

[@eisthebestletter7836]

Bruh

[@SoCoolScience]

Prisoner A: I beat my wife after she found out I was trafficking drugs then killed her. What did you do? Prisoner B: I leaked exam papers.

[@yourmum7135]

Child abandonment: 5 years My 7 year old self who abandoned kids all the time in 2017 Roblox Adopt Me: Uh oh

[@simonk5283]

Lmao

[@azobedmagh3988]

@plspetimnoob yes ikr

[@fennyfoxy3435]

@plspetimnoob ye but in 2017 and 2018 was fun, and it was not full of scammers, pets ruined the game sadly.

[@Ayush11810]

yeah 2017-2018 adopt me was good

[@afdalridwan3813]

"Online piracy" All gamers in the world : *HEAVY* *BREATHING*

[@areloTET]

To become famous you must hack or pirate at least once. Imagine Geometry Dash for example. Most rated levels have more than 80.000 objects (limit)

[@megabyte3044]

@@areloTET WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP DOES THAT have to do with piracy.

[@areloTET]

@@megabyte3044 Oh yeah, I doesn't have anything to do with it but without piracy or hacks people will be way less famous.

[@amasrid9432]

Cracking and pirating arent the same thing

[@LNCR7501]

Check out my amongus video where i pirate it

[@User_014]

Grand Theft: Up to three years. Every 9 year old on Xbox: "I'm in danger"

[@r4yyans___]

@@kezb2967 HUH!? pls explain it lol