Jake and Amir: Business Ideas

[@qindleton]

did amir come up with skillshare?

[@tompoulter6875]

@@ario1076 bad comment all round

[@tommyholm1993]

Tom Poulter bad comment nah bad you

[@benjaminkasson2587]

Wow, so that's 3 bad comments on the gay.

[@brycesmith6427]

Every time i see a skillshare ad i think of this video fuck

[@thecoward2542]

Fucking conspiracy mate

[@jamiebinger3506]

The slide in at the start is amazing

[@calebklingerman7902]

The best start to a video. Ever.

[@TheManinBlack9054]

ITS AMAZEBALLS!

[@felynecomrade]

"It's a frigid sting that you can't stand It's a frozen treat inside your hands It's a popsicle without the stick It's melting, melting! Eat it quick It's a frozen treat that you must hold You-" God I love this show.

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

Oh sheesh yall, its a CREAM!

[@GageFilms]

​@TheGraphiteCovenant it's a mother fuckin ICY DREAM

[@non_brewed_condiment]

It's nineteen dollars for a single one so eat it bitches cause boy that's fun

[@brycesmith6427]

The intro is so perfect. Its such a great editing gag that furthers the idea that Amir is a wizard in a great way

[@17raysplays29]

I'm convinced that the grey apron thing was Amir about to invent Blue Apron.

[@dwadehindin]

"Oh sheesh ya'll. IT'S A CREAM! It's a mothafuckin icy dream." - best rap lyric of all time.

[@ThisIsNotRelevant]

‘What’s the worst part about aprons?’ is SUCH an underrated line 😭

[@12iley12]

"Ya' gotta be shittin' me with that" My all time favourite line from all Jake and Amir videos.

[@Pillysrule]

I say it on a daily basis.

[@niesamowiterayson4594]

HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF AMIR HELP

[@biamlutler8485]

You can turn it off for a fee

[@Search4truth488]

Amir's wearing a shirt Jake wore years ago when Amir bit into his shoulder, hence the blood stain. 5 brownies to anyone who remembers the episode name.

[@007phred]

He wore a different shirt. The shirt he wore in the zombie video was green.

[@Search4truth488]

Froggie McLillypad The lighting was different. It's the same shirt, brah.

[@007phred]

The shirt in the zombie video has a picture of William Shakespeare and Amir's shirt in this video says bears are dangerous.

[@Search4truth488]

Froggie McLillypad They're plain yellow shirts both times.

[@007phred]

+Chris P. Bacon Jake wore that shirt at the end of the video. I forgot about that part. They aren't plain yellow though. lol

[@barcmaxter]

This is my all-time favorite Jake and Amir. So many golden moments.

[@ResettisReplicas]

I love this kind of Jake & Amir the best where they're just sitting on the couch talking, with a bunch of jump-cuts.

[@Rawr8987]

You know a Jake and Amir's gonna be good when you're laughing hysterically before 5 seconds.

[@depressedkermit5337]

I was in tears when he started with the baker idea LOL

[@Oscarman843]

"It's a popsicle without the stick. It's melting melting, eat it quick!" I would love to see the commercial for this!

[@jnr1060]

"you know, the hardest thing about making toast is beating up and stealing bread from a baker" HAHAHAHA

[@lolcatrofldog]

"I aint even at the freakin verse yet! PRE-CHORUS.

[@Jakey1312]

everytime i watch this i laugh out loud at "it's a frozen treat that you must hold" lol idk why that's so funny to me

[@virg0_lem0nade]

looool i feel the same way about "it's a frigid sting that you can't stand" 😂

[@zahrahkhalid6333]

1:30 lol Amir invented skillshare

[@Spiiiderrr]

Amir needs a small loan of a million dollars

[@michaelholtz599]

We need to TRUMP... THAT... *mouths bitch*

[@brycesmith6427]

Fucking PERFECT intro. I love when amir is lowkey a superhuman just in really startling and annoying ways

[@12iley12]

+Still watchin' in 2017.

[@zaidnasseragha1460]

Riley Stewart 2018

[@jamesparkerlangston3342]

I’ve watched this so many times over the years and I’m only now realizing he says “Great uncle Grian”

[@Jakey1312]

Every time I watch this I laugh really hard at "It's a frozen treat that you must hold"

[@lettertree11]

Tick Dicklers is the coolest name for a business ever!!!

[@sdouglas28]

I really want to hear the rest of the jingle he begins at 2:11 haha

[@annah555]

i lovee jake and amir

[@thechosenscone]

Why does Amir have blood on his shoulder?

[@chrismcdonald5023]

IT'S JEEEEAAAAAAANNNZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

Jake wore it in another episode where amir bit him

[@realemaskye286]

@@ITSSKUDDUMMY no its jeans

[@Thsiscool]

The beginning of the scene was pretty funny. lol Picture motion surprise! ^_^

[@PeterPhantomForces]

amir made skill share before skill share

[@TakaiBandOFFICIAL]

When Amir said "I hate you" at 2:22 I just about frickin died laughing xD these guys are incredibly funny

[@blocklovers]

Jake's Nordiques shirt

[@Syman404]

i think it's Amir's lol. saw him wear the same one in two other episodes.

[@racheld5603]

@@Syman404 They're both wearing eachother's shirts lol

[@HomestarRunner20X6]

Why is there no Stony remix of Amir's jingle?

[@blanktester]

After having watched this episode numerous times I only now noticed that he said it's nineteen fucking dollars for a single one. Jesus.

[@davidnascar4210]

so eat it bitches cause boy that's fun

[@tawnyagee9390]

***** you can't cuss in jingles

[@kingex3]

Tawnya Gee Bitches is not a cuss

[@dusk565]

***** Noted, because this thing does get very racy very soon..

[@owen-cu6gr]

@@dusk565 Yeah, wow.

[@CakeyBakeyWakeylegs]

LOVE the little stop motion thing at the start

[@taloreroberts9381]

0:04 dat couch slide

[@jkthecoolio]

Best one yet. I was smiling the whole time.

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

I love amir, and he when his face, make funny. It. Makes me funny at him, everytime.

[@mooofin9898]

Not english?

[@8151630]

He can't English pretty well

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

i know how to does english

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

RudeDudeMike™ You're digressing. You used to be able to speak English.

[@michaelholtz599]

I love the way how Mike talk. I think it very cool and good. I. Think Mike is better at talk as William Shakspeer

[@noby_]

one of the funniest j&a sketches by far XD

[@ShinOpaque]

LOL i never noticed how he slid in.

[@OscarHeanue]

Easily the best Jake & Amir ever.

[@kevinhinderliter2182]

“And you’re batching Jake and Amir” Amir our here being the first person to use the the 🅱️ meme

[@daanvancauteren]

Most epic intro ever ;)

[@AndrewPonti]

Whenever I make Amir's "listening face" to people they get confused but I tell them I have to do it when I'm paying attention. Confused faces all around. Also: PRE-CHORUS!

[@ihmurzhun]

"Are you interrupting me because you think I'm done? Because I'm not even at the freaking VERSE yet man!" "Then what are you singing right now?" "PRE-CHORUS!"

[@TheUselessInfoSquad]

The birth of twinnovation!

[@EVHjunkie]

"You gotta be SHITTIN' me with that" Ahaha I love Amir so much

[@DawnOfDystopia]

that face amir makes around 1:12 is CLASSIC, had me dyin in marketing/sales

[@joshyyyk]

Probably the best one yet!

[@SpecialTreatment08]

I love the slide in at the beginning. So funny.

[@mdeanbaig]

I love the stop motion in the beginning.

[@edgelordnightshade7277]

was that bit with Amir sliding on the couch stop motion?

[@8gomerpyle22]

This is one of their best. I think they took some time on this one.

[@Enzombie]

I love how they wear each others shirts

[@RubberChicken999]

this is my fav jake and amir

[@WalterBrosINC]

I just noticed that Amir almost rolled/slid across the couch at the beginning

[@MCMQSmith]

I forgot how funny this one was.

[@TheMinxTail]

Oh god, how did I not see that before? AT 0:03, just after the start of the video Amir isn't sitting next to Jake , but rather than simply sit down he somehow power slide-edits himself across teh screen. IIt's freaky and can't be unseen

[@COOLKIDDZ]

I died of laughter when amir was like "I Hate You!!" at 2:22

[@xindigOstarkx]

I don't know if some other people have too... But I swear I've seen this video before. I could quote it as I was watching it..

[@BigMokiBananer]

When Amir did his ''listening'' face I almost choked on water...

[@KevinHilt]

2:30 If I heard that jingle, I would so buy it.

[@kainoakai7708]

Amir invented skill share

[@09nabila]

i watched so many of their videos yesterday that I dreamed about them.

[@leoncroi4761]

hahahaha the way amir magically slides across the couch in the begining

[@aXque]

Jake and Amir is the best show on KZbin

[@joinerSUjagsbluengol]

tht was one of the better ones in a while

[@malcomchase9777]

Wish I could leave more than one "like". Love this one.

[@samuelperezgarcia]

1:25 I saw an app very similar to that idea, for people to teach each other's languages.

[@ninjasquidface]

Nobody has put two and two together yet. All of Amir's friends with weird names are the milk man. He thinks they are all different people, and that's why they all have weird names.

[@AnthonyWhitford]

@demonkid83 In case you didnt know, its form the old jake and amir episode: Zombie. not seen on collegehumor.

[@me1337je]

I'm in tears.. And my stomach hurts..

[@dayengine]

Love Jake's Nordiques shirt! Also, the video is pretty funny.

[@livdrawz6234]

Holy shit, Amir invented Skillshare

[@underpowerjet]

1:52 "ÄHHH UR SO NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME!!! stop saying NO NO NO NO NO NO, THINK! " hahah

[@IrritableGiraffe]

why does the first scene, just the part with him sliding in robotically.. make me laugh so much.

[@Shredthegnar87]

The ones where amir pitches jake ideas for something are the best

[@iPODtouchUSER1995]

are you interrupting me cause you think Im close to done? cause I not even at the freakin verse yet, man! Then wahat are you sin - PRECHORUS! haha!! xDDDDDD I love Amir xDD^^

[@iSTaYFReSHx]

Amir's listening face is GENIUS!

[@Mysticsloth]

It's actually a group on facebook y'all.

[@Nyenifer]

The way Amir slid into the seat like that was like a boss

[@laskolasko]

lmao, love the stop-motion in the beginning.

[@spaghettibird5135]

The way Amir slides into frame at the beginning

[@bgrajales21]

Lol one of the funniest ones i've seen so far

[@MeneerToad]

This was awesome

[@holycrabdotcom]

Amir slided onto the couch so elegantly

[@Raigaara]

best episode

[@mrhawkes1]

@ButerBaron its a Quebec Nordiques logo if you where wondering

[@SchlimmShadySmash]

i loved this so much xD

[@cutlery12]

sooooo many jake and amirs!!! woo

[@normalkuriboh]

@HuskyRa1n Okay, so if you have watched any media outlet ever, you have seen a comedy duo. You would realize comedy duos consist of a dumb/funny guy, and a straight man. You would realize it has been done to death. Thank you Jake and Amir, for keeping it fresh, despite what a few "fans" try to say.

[@beefygreenapples]

i would love to see the behind the scenes of this skit..

[@j.m.curtis]

Ha, just noticed at the very first when amir slides in, just before sayin, "as youve probably noticed", its in stop motion.

[@killyou45]

Totally random, but awesome with the Nordiques shirt!

[@gmenrule1024]

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE THIS! but now i'm like this. thank you caps unlock!

[@themandwich11]

lmao "you know the hardest thing about making toast is beating up an stealing bread from a baker"

[@koolkid1471]

i'm batching JAKE and AMIR:D

[@caitch87]

think that's the best one in a while :P

[@SuperT380]

Imagine if you woke up in the morning with that face Amir made staring at you

[@DarkOkamiAlpha]

THE EPISODE ZOMBIE! Amir bit jakes shoulder with epic effects!