Jake and Amir: Nose Job

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[@FraizyMD]

"Parm fancies himself an amateur surgeon....a...a...bone sartorialist if you will" "I won't" lmao

[@heathercalun4919]

What. Happened. To your. FACE??

[@filmneuro]

Ever since I saw this episode I thought bone sartprialist was a real thing. So I tried to search up what it was. Apparently sartorialist is a fashion blog

[@Jonathan-nb9lc]

I feel the most sympathy for Caldwell in the background, trying to draw something while Amir is sharting next to him

[@kotori40]

It's ok, he had that great final fantasy spotify mix to keep him focused...😂

[@archiejohnston8]

I was literally about to come down here to talk about Caldwell’s deadpan movement

[@cowgrll]

It actually makes sense that Jake was surprised Leron was gay because Amir had told him in an earlier episode that Leron had 9 kids and 7 of them were with seven different moms.

[@linnea6527]

Yeah. Usually, gay guys don't have regular sex with women.😂

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+Princess Bubblegum How dare you

[@yellowpineapples8434]

+tia thomas Uh...they were adopted. Duh! It's 2013

[@EbonyWarren]

+tia thomas he could be bi?

[@cowgrll]

Ebony Warren Possibly, but Amir said he was gay. Although Amir is wrong 99% of the time.

[@beeniobag]

I feel like they did the entire sketch just say at the end " You are a god damn chicken parmesan." And I'm okay with that.

[@AntonRobert-tk8vg]

parmigian *** as in chicken parmigiana

[@EnglishThisWay]

Joe Mama o o you're wrong. O o you're wroonng.

[@markkittel44]

Funny thing though.... At 2:30 Amir calls him Parmesan.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Why Lod?

[@BenjaminGoose]

If he's saying parmesan he's saying it wrong. It's parmesan, not "parmejuan".

[@CameronBaba]

"How old is Parm?" "93." "Your cousin dated him?" "It's 2013. Hello?"

[@mikelor84]

that flawless delivery

[@Gabeghouls]

I can’t believe that Chicken Parm is 100 years old now.

[@fajitariñho]

Life comes at you quick so it helps for jokes to bleed into the inflection of the delivery. That’s do for the price of DONE.

[@aeddonmckaba9797]

Maybe Leeron is in his 90s too. It might explain how he has 9 kids and most of them are grown up now.

[@DanielJayHouk]

​@@aeddonmckaba9797the only flaw in this is that we've seen Leron when he and (lymphord?) came into the office and used jakes computer. Although he could be look young for his age

[@meepzer]

"Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is NOSE!" "Oh!" "N-to-the-O-Z!" I'm dead

[@sendotakeshi2836]

Then how did you type that?

[@meepzer]

Yugi Muto HAFJWI{FWJIOJIO

[@Sayincide]

Yugi Muto A keyboard usually

[@kevinz1777]

Could you explain it, think I'm missing the joke since I didn't laugh lol

[@meepzer]

Kevin Z It's a reference to a jay z song

[@ImJakeSrsly]

I'm so happy hearing: "Was it worth it?" "Let me work it." Because I do that 100% of the time.

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

Lol same

[@carlfred6344]

Nerf ifn ifn when yet

[@slimdilly_]

Carl Fred what does that mean

[@pretzels3273]

It's part of the song.

[@gabrielkaam2]

I come back to this video every 2 months just for that joke.

[@TheEtceteraEtcetera]

"Shower, burn the chair." Is possible the best delivered line in ANY Jake and Amir episode.

[@Silverwind87]

Well, Amir's over 2014 years old. How do I know? He was alive on June 43rd, 1.

[@SamBskate]

This entire video was for the chicken parm joke😂

[@RandomPerson-df4pn]

Was it worth it?

[@meechivelli]

Let me work it.......

[@grobertson9]

It was nerf ifin ifin when yet.

[@soniccows36]

"You were clubbed in a van by a guy named Parm" kills me every time.

[@goatman3956]

I feel like the first joke they wrote for this episode was the chicken parm joke and everything else was built around that

[@limp6129]

the entire video was set up for that chicken parmesan joke.

[@ParadoliaFilms]

All of that for the Chicken Parmesan joke at the end. Life = complete

[@Fermenstein]

Caldwell is in the back just trying to get his job done with all the shit going on around him lol

[@OfficialTWSandco]

"If you think that's legal, here's a newsFLAAASH for ya! It TAINT" I'm crying

[@kevinz1777]

Could you explain that lol, didn't quite get it.

[@OfficialTWSandco]

Kevin Z Really?

[@blakelane5155]

Adam Dunkley I didn't understand it either tbh.

[@OfficialTWSandco]

Google image search "taint" and thank me later.

[@dylanjwebmusic]

It taint is one of Amir's best ever puns

[@RumblesLikeDumblebee]

I love how Caldwell is just working away in the background of so many Jake and Amir videos.

[@Winteramen]

I love how Streeter is jerking away in the background of so many Jake and Amir videos.

[@RumblesLikeDumblebee]

@@Winteramen I was disappointed to rewatch this and not see Streeter jackin' it

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

We love a heinous man who's a ally.

[@hamdanandalousiy4232]

Long story shart

[@RJLiams]

+Haani Pasha Shower, burn the chair.

[@mickomoo]

2:38 I love the Missy Elliott reference it's so fucking random...

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

Lol the missy Elliot reference

[@Pedakin]

+Micah Warner I think I like the Jay Z reference better personally.

[@thomasd3104]

+Pedakin I thought it was a Humpy Dance reference at first.

[@Pedakin]

+Thomas Daunt I can see where you'd get that.

[@dza1367]

Explain?

[@chawklit_sawce]

@@dza1367 Missy Elliot Work It reference at 2:38

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

I've said "General Anastasia, General I Need No Anastasia" to a bad amount of Doctors.

[@andrewandrew599]

"... swearin' to the only Pagan god he believes in..." Fuckin lost it here.

[@53prime]

Shower. Burn the chair. Perfect. haha

[@lesliesamonte2213]

I wonder how weird Jake and Amir looks like to people who don't speak English... I mean imagine them freaking out about how drastic their moods and tone changes and they're like "what the fuck?"

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Julius Samonte It's the same way we feel when we watch anime without subtitles

[@Bobbleheads56]

I was thinking about sending this to someone from spain just now then i realized that this would pretty much incomprehensible if you werent american lol

[@AwesomeRepix]

_What's the capital of Cleveland?_

[@maddiehansen5661]

O...hio!

[@DJsackie.]

Actually, Its A Storm Drain

[@nobodyimportant3213]

+Oscar “IPerferClive” Cook holy shit I get the reference (idubbbz) never thought I'd see it on a jake and amir video.

[@Gabeghouls]

....what??

[@zach6800]

JACK JAZZRABBIT

[@Jessoperationcomedy]

I’ve watched about 50 videos in one day and I’m not sure if I love these guys or hate them

[@piequals314]

Operation Comedy love em

[@JoshMarshain]

Love em or hate em...you gotta love em

[@jeremybuckets]

"bone sartorialist" is the funniest two word phrase I've heard in a long time

[@ExplodiumYGO]

my gf thinks im crazy laughing so loud at this....fuck....that was a good one

[@samueldavies-mawhinney1478]

The "is it worth it? Let me work it" missy Elliot joke and amirs face after he said it absolutely killed me. Too funny

[@thedick009]

"Parm fancies himself an amateur surgeon, a bone sartorialist, if you will"

[@Heskey4lyfe]

Butt Soup I won’t.

[@PunTimesWithNeil]

If you know what that word means it makes it a really weird term to use for a surgeon

[@kevinfarrell9304]

_was it worth it? let me work it._

[@Heskey4lyfe]

IT TAINT!

[@valx5]

THIS ONE IS TOP 5 BEST JAKE AND AMIR EPISODES LMAO THE MISSY ELLIOT REVERSE THING BIT HAS ME DYING

[@DeathByTarantula]

The shart bit and Amir's cousin dating a 93 year old man because "it's 2013" were definitely the high points. Nicely done on this one fellas.

[@theaamanable]

I think the best line of this episode was the "Hes 93" "your cousin dated him?" "It's 2013" they used this video as a way to make fun of the people who use the year as an excuse to do lewd and ridiculous things.

[@lankshearmedia8487]

Noah El Or to show that societal taboos mean less in this day and age. ^ or of course, to make fun of people who think that

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

+Noah El He's a sprightly 93 but doesn't look a day under 30

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+dynaboyj L. Because he's not.

[@pagebeer1893]

Noah El Like what?

[@KenLAFC]

I think this might be the funniest Jake and Amir ever

[@maddiemai2249]

Amir is very passionate about gay rights for someone who so recently learned what marriage equality was.. And I love him for it!

[@JLPUFF]

Was that all made for the chicken parmesan joke? Lol

[@AxelX95]

Love the missy elliot reference

[@franklinbadge1215]

It _was_ nerf-iffin-iffin-wen-yet after all

[@RamenSploosh]

definatly one of the best written episodes! XD

[@jeremylegaree6657]

Was it worth it? "Let me work it" is the best part

[@mastacat1]

Love when these end with Amir just screaming some pun or phrase with the random characters name.

[@bencensus]

jake and amir returning to my recommended section has been the best part of quarantine so far

[@stickyboy8219]

and Caldwell is just sitting in the background drawing stuff, like nothing is happening

[@DendyJungle]

amir looks good without his glasses in this one

[@lastofmykind8]

It's the nose.

[@octopusph.d7737]

+lastofmykind8 nuice

[@georgestevenson2777]

"if you will" "i wont" has stuck with me, it is so funny

[@peachforce]

I'm very confused as to how Amir goes from "Do YOU deserve children? Because I really don't think that you do!" to "Last time I checked, you weren't Superman... though you're pretty frickin' close." Where did the creepy-little-brother Amir go?

[@Chaos.A]

Da Well, Amir started out as quiet and needy, but then he got self confidence, and he became this.

[@peachforce]

Chaos.A Where's that episode where Amir starts crying and Jake just goes 'there. There it is. That's how you should always be'? Because I'm honestly starting to agree with him.

[@jpny2008]

I love when he tries saying the backwards part of "Work it" 2:43

[@SamoneRules]

"Was it worth it?" "Let me work it." Perfect lol.

[@YaBoiMikey]

Love how he has the bandage hanging off his face the whole time

[@larsland]

It’s the Caldwell drawing in the background for me.

[@isaacgartzman7523]

The faces in the thumb nails are the exact faces of “Oh noo” “Oh YEAAHH”

[@SSSammyRCT]

Caldwell in the background!!!

[@hefferama]

So Leron is gay but he got seven women to choreograph having children with him at the same time? Cray.

[@darylmcmexican539]

Chill dude,it's 2013!

[@phiLyy187]

"Was it worth it?" "Let me work it" hahahaha

[@raynarayskye]

I used to love these videos.

[@MegaGangsta4life]

"Shower...Burn the chair" xD

[@anonymousanonymous7593]

I NEED to see the outtakes for this video...

[@JoshRimer]

How do these just keep getting better and better? XD

[@jamesrobinson4869]

Sometimes when I'm feeling down I come to this video and just hit the 6 key.

[@Wispyfart]

This is honestly the best Jake and Amir episode of all time

[@BigDonkMongo]

i say this about literally every other episode

[@mudkipbatman6328]

You know somethings wrong when you can basically lip sync to the videos

[@sheskiwiw]

no blood on the inside of the bandage hahaha

[@toddasmr528]

It was parms blood lol

[@rachelcastillo2222]

It's Caldwell!

[@eulerindeadfall3948]

I watched this at a starbucks and spit a mouthful of coffee all over my computer.

[@Psylack]

Amir has alot of crazy adventures without Jake.

[@luftgabriel]

2:39 Missy Elliott - Work It For anyone confused. *like me in a few months when im binge rewatching jake and amir again.

[@kiefermason]

I dont get it. Explain.

[@luftgabriel]

@@kiefermason Amir sang Missy Elliott - Work It

[@kiefermason]

@@luftgabriel I got it, I just wanted to see if youd respond

[@mattcelder]

I don't think I noticed the Jay Z joke 3 years ago 😂😂😂

[@XxmmmhAwesomeXx]

Actually prob one of the best J&A amir in awhile. Great puns

[@TakaiBandOFFICIAL]

I am entirely confident that parm's character was created just so amir could make that chicken joke at the end.

[@darylmcmexican539]

What was amir saying after Jake said "all this destruction"? 2:43

[@Strummie]

fayruz fikry Listen to Work it by missy Elliot lol. It will sort of make sense.

[@Canadian_Metalhead]

I love playing these in 2 speed

[@jameshickey2320]

holy shit ikr

[@hijosh]

i dunno why but i never laughed so hard!

[@ThirdWiggin]

Is that Caldwell in the background?

[@Michael-zj5gp]

+ThirdWiggin You know that it is.

[@JustinMcVicar]

I like how the entire character of Parm was to set up the parmigiana joke.

[@letshearit8993]

chipmunk cheeks.... Just more proof that amir is a chipmunk

[@cheesew1re]

I feel like the episode was written around the 'chicken parm' joke. Still laughed my butt off :D

[@PoPmyThumb]

“Shower, burn the chair”

[@jocelyn1992]

'Shower. Burn the chair' hahaha dying

[@Teauma]

I like that Parm actually was short for parmesan

[@Gvnrae]

some episodes of this series are relentlessly funny

[@Theanimatedcow]

THIS is the original jake and amir shit that I've been waiting for.

[@ehudsdagger5619]

"Shower. Burn the chair..."

[@SeraphsWitness]

I feel like they had written "you are a Goddamn chicken parmasean", and then wrote the sketch backwards from there.

[@sebastianjarkeborn4813]

Amir is absolutely a chipmunk for this!

[@Highlaw]

"Shower. Burn the chair." I died

[@Cassie_Lyn]

The last line is my favorite.

[@ShortMan_123]

Literally one of the funniest ever 😂😂

[@MrJordankicksass]

Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is nose OH N to the O-Z ^ killed me Hov references for days

[@TBladeX]

0:37 - 0:43I couldn't stop replaying that

[@filipernus]

I'm eating breakfast wtf Amir...

[@TopflappenExtrem]

Don't ever watch Jake and Amir while eating. I made this misstake before =)

[@purplepanda5773]

he looked like he actually had his ass kicked

[@thomasd3104]

Parm packs a punch

[@Ersa1a]

I don't know why why this level of humor so faithfully makes me laugh. I know I'm a lesser person because of it.....

[@BigDonkMongo]

no this is the best peak humor

[@EllieVaricuber]

all that setup for a stupid pun at the end lol i fucking love j&a

[@JasperKazai]

"A bone sartorialist, if you will." "I won't."

[@jackgrossman9542]

I feel like this whole sketch was written around them wanting to make the chicken parm joke

[@govindajones1995]

Lmfao when he quoted Public Service Announcement

[@ttennobs]

oh god when he said let me work it i died

[@ImpTheSimp]

I really wanted to see what the guy in the back was working on.