Jake and Amir: Frat

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[@Kryonyde]

Dicktooth and Dickteeth being 2 different people might still be my favourite bit of all time.

[@s.o.k.1393]

I always thought he was saying "dick T" in the second one

[@Jonbutter]

“Fraternity is the highest form of brotherhood” Jake has an actual brother

[@tgkafg]

Who robb'd him? . . . Or tha real one's?

[@70sman]

He butt-fucked him on a booze cruise if you don't recall!

[@Silverwind87]

He buttfucked his brother! On a booze cruise!

[@jjlufbjoss3313]

Love the episodes where jake is the unreasonable one

[@JacksonFuchs]

jjlufb Joss yeah

[@mujjuman]

same

[@nostalgicuniverse9747]

jjlufb Joss Same!

[@midnite2kitty]

he's never quite as unreasonable as amir tho. i wonder why.

[@leimizhou9092]

Love all the episodes

[@Beaudunk]

This elephant wishes he could forget.

[@thomasd3104]

Beau Duncan I love the little laugh he does after saying that.

[@phylazen5649]

i heard from their podcast getting that one line with the frat guy took extremely long haha

[@steveschulz3647]

The guy they got to play the frat bro is dead accurate.

[@Bobbleheads56]

This might be the best episode ever! I still quote the frat guy “god dam herbitch, i thought you was dead”. His delivery is gold

[@CharmingMan313]

I had to rewind it constantly. I laughed harder than normal

[@psuley1977]

Exactly rice

[@SeraphsWitness]

The guy they got to play the frat bro was PERFECT and delivered his line excellently.

[@chrispeterson9472]

He's clearly not a good pledge cause he just told everything

[@MrMoneybags342]

lol agreed

[@robk8310]

69 like

[@ldmt1995]

Jesus, how do you know that?

[@jtek2259]

It’s always nice to see Jake be unreasonable because it makes Amir feel more like a human being, and it truly humbles Jake in all our eyes. I love them almost as much as ones where they are getting along.

[@bigbuffguy23]

I think Jake is actually just as funny as Amir

[@juarensteiger3010]

James Caldwell funnier

[@umaddude3808]

+Juaren Steiger in this one maybe. And nobody knows who writes the script

[@jcb3735]

+jonas_c they write it. it was complelety started by them as a hobby and it was so good CH made it a thing

[@umaddude3808]

jcb3 i know. still they have people help them writing. and still you don't know who takes the lead in writing, which one of those coy jews sets the topic, comes up with puns, etc. I personally think that Amir is the evil mastermind and Jake is the handsome sidekick, but this might be unfair...

[@jcb3735]

That's true, like the Ben Schwartz episodes (I FUCKING love him)

[@davidzeibert7981]

"Because Upsilon Upsilon Upsilon is a global ... brand" Probably my favorite line from all of J&A

[@rellimnahtan]

The joke that Dicktooth and Dickteeth exist separately still makes me audibly snort to this day.

[@Mysticsloth]

"do you call your country a c(o)unt..? " XD that's just beautiful..

[@Demotivational_Monarch]

My dad literally says this all the time lmao 😂

[@Winteramen]

*TRAITOR*

[@Edawglemons]

I can't get over Jake's chant at the beginning. I've watched it 10 times and i'm still cracking up.

[@tbradtbrad]

You should leave now and never watch another episode or plan on giving up at least 72 hours of your life watching every past J&A... It's addictive.

[@dixiecronin7791]

This insecure Jake makes me kind of sad for him...

[@Pedakin]

Are you sad -er me.

[@devin_so_devious]

@@Pedakin 😂😂😂😂 laughed way too hard

[@haydenmacfarlane7194]

Don’t feel too bad, these episodes show why Jake puts up with Amir. They’re more similar than Jake thinks they are

[@AkuraTheAwesome]

The running joke later on that people dislike them as a pair and Jake is largely unaware is hilarious

[@Doctor4077]

I’m convinced the Jake episodes take place in a parallel universe where their personalities are swapped.

[@Winteramen]

Lol like one of the All-Nighter's where they went to the other side of the office and found douchebag versions of each other

[@Isaacandjed]

But then the punchline was that regular Jake and asshole Jake are the same guy

[@littleyou_die]

for the last time, they HAVE NOT switched roles. There are tons of episodes where Jake acts like this; he goes all weird when he feels insecure. Jake's not 100% "normal guy", he's really self-conscious and that makes him get obnoxious and defensive sometimes. /rant

[@mariomontilla326]

They switch roles every few episodes.

[@maagiapall]

You realize personality and role aren't the same thing right?

[@samdavo20]

innit this place is a fucking echo chamber just turn the comment section off CH, end this misery

[@innerDialectic]

That's why he hangs out with Amir, despite what he is, he's too insecure to face not having Amir around as he's probably his only friend. Both of them are pretty sad.

[@block4562]

This is a 4 year old comment but, yes they have switched roles. In universe they haven't, but in the meta they have, Jake acts out and Amir responds "normally"

[@FilipinoxBandito]

"ass so frat, we sat at the frat, we back to the frat, we sat on that ass we back the frat" is modern day poetry.

[@MiguelJohnsonJr]

lmao amir's reaction to whenever jake gets like this always makes it funny

[@JustAnotherHumanist]

When did frats become so similar to BDSM? Am I missing out?

[@umaddude3808]

+Humanist+ you did

[@PapstPauli]

+Humanist+ was it different back then?

[@JustAnotherHumanist]

Nah I wasn't around back then, I just didn't get the memo from any of the frats near me!

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

Can you not do me the diservice, the dishonor, the disrespect of calling it a "frat." υυυ is a fraternity.

[@virg0_lem0nade]

Humanist+ - like, since their inception pretty much? lol im pretty sure frat hazing in real life is infamously heavy on paddling and other weird punishments (i’ll leave it up to you to personally decide if you think that means you’re “missing out”, lmfao)

[@ai965]

Amir isn't really crazy. He uses his god-like powers to influence Jake into perceiving he's crazy. This in turn drives Jake insane. When we see them "switch roles", it's the true reality. Every other episode occurs in Jake's mind.

[@Winteramen]

This is the most interesting J&A theories I've read in the comments

[@damngangpost-productions8549]

Or maybe jake was insane first. Jake influenced amir into being crazy, and over that time, jake matured, and became the reasonable

[@maddiemai2249]

I think it's funny that Amir says "Jesus, why?!" To the banana peels but not anything he said before that, like eating peel was where he draws the line

[@Quabbe]

I swear. Every time I watch this I reach for my phone... XD

[@Jonafridge]

Jake's arms in this sketch are gorgeous.

[@c0t0d0s7]

JeaIous much?

[@HarrisonBowman]

@@SearchForHim Are you scared of guys that happen to be gay?

[@HarrisonBowman]

@@SearchForHim You are ignorant to the world around you. Especially considering you said that you hope the original commenter was a girl, why would you hope that?

[@HarrisonBowman]

@@SearchForHim Why would you need to make sure of that? Sounds like you're scared of gay people to me if you feel the need to "make sure" it wasn't a gay guy.

[@HarrisonBowman]

@@SearchForHim You really do enjoy making sweeping statements about a group of people don't you? At least you are showing your true colours now though, you have this inner hatred for gay people and it's completely unfounded and irrational. You are proving that with every response you make, you are just as bad as racists and sexists are and you don't even realise your stupidity.

[@Kayarrah]

I am officially a fan of Jake and Amir. Thank you for this.

[@juniorperavlova]

"Have you ever hooked up with a sorority girl?" - "No." - "Well, you know what? Pretty soon that's something you and I WON'T have in common" is the best piece of dialogue in this sketch.

[@Mr2hot7]

I like when amir plays the straight man

[@0rangecats]

Every shitting time I watch this I check my phone when Jake's phone vibrates -______-

[@reservedhogs4735]

In the first shot, Jake is holding a sheet of paper, but after the cut he's in a completely different position without a sheet.

[@HipkissDesign]

+Thom S. Hunterson Yeah I literally only just noticed that watching through now. It clearly looks like he's reading from a script, it's weird that they would use this shot in the final cut.

[@RacleandRaHill]

Teague Hipkiss maybe its just the frat pledge paper

[@c0t0d0s7]

Maybe he just didn’t give a sheet.

[@damngangpost-productions8549]

0:39 "For the LIGHT!!!"

[@franklinbadge1215]

I love how fast he said "Eat socks"

[@JoeyPepperoni101]

How have I never noticed at the first two seconds he's holding the script and reading it

[@lbnFadl]

I hate when people say their roles switch and stuff. Jake has always been insecure and sometimes he has ridiculous episodes like this lol. You need to watch more if you're not convinced. Particularly the 2008-10 stuff

[@minartson]

***** How is that a role switch. Since when has Amir been insecure? He is a pretty confident idiot.

[@minartson]

***** It's called character depth, I like it.

[@SageThePanda]

Too many commenting haters. Jake and Amir are why I subscribe to CollegeHumor. Thumbs up!

[@omasumi]

It get's you paid, It get's you laid, It get's you Gatorade

[@BenjaminGoose]

It get is you paid? It get is you laid? It get is you Gatorade? Wut?

[@maddiemai2249]

"Eat socks!" My dog: 😝

[@MrMoneybags342]

Upsilon upsilon upsilon is clearly bottom tier

[@williamkrause5831]

The Emperor of Mankind almost as bad as teke, which is saying something.

[@allwecanseeisaboveusnow]

William Krause it’s TKE, tekes are the names of the member and what’s wrong with TKE?

[@captainprice1016]

You gotta go ΑΤΩ bro

[@LofiWurld]

love it when they switch roles

[@mikemcglasson1286]

Is he reading his script in the wide shot?

[@xerazadeo]

Hahaha! Loved this one! Great to see them switch roles once in a while

[@legoman7041]

Look, a fucking GDI

[@d-dub-m]

Just realized this but the Frat guy’s face when Jake was sounding off was like: “ I didn’t tell you to say that

[@xVaporSmokePussyLord-ch5vh]

3rd degree burns don't hurt because it destroys the nerve endings

[@nickbstevenson]

I like when Amir is the normal one for a change :)

[@mattorama]

This is the dynamic of the two characters and it's far from the first time they've done an episode like this. Amir is an idiot but he's very self confident, though it's almost always misplaced. Jake is a smart guy, but he's extremely insecure.

[@KDURRANI]

Jake is holding the script in the wide shot at the start of the episode

[@brandonsultana4682]

the moment the episode i started, I was like "shit it's one of those insecure Jake episodes"

[@SubterrelProspector]

Jake actually does a pretty good job at satirizing stupid frat code.

[@alecpostno]

For once Jake is crazy and Amir is normal.

[@TheCooderix]

they change roles quite often.

[@zestyzucchini57]

jakes haircut was the inspiration

[@DIRTYPENNY100]

Elephant walk 😂😂😂

[@Petrichorian]

In this video, Jake and Amir have totally switched places

[@jamminjamie1]

Jake's ripped in this episode

[@bryanjess4552]

Love how the banana peel thing was amirs breaking point

[@QEats1996]

I pledged a frat this semester and this was not accurate at all lmao

[@xwinger15]

pretty soon that’s something we WON’T have in common

[@mufassijule]

i love when they switch roles

[@devinmorrisson142]

Julie Hyatt they aren't just switching roles, insecure Jake is very different from insecure Amir

[@skaterdazzer]

This is one of the few ones where Jake's insecurities shine like a light house made me lose my shit. Laughed hard.

[@johnnyjefferson5331]

What if jake and Amir were both funny in one episode.

[@obesebird]

Watch the bit coin one

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

obesebird yeah, that time they brought Pat in to play the straight character

[@Mattyice98]

If they were both funny then you wouldn't enjoy it...One being serious creates a foil and makes the other seem funnier

[@McBaller96]

Girls and The Club episodes are hilarious

[@andrew619carmona]

Jake and amir is the only reason i subscribed to collage humor

[@dannyclub09]

I think sometimes they write out a script and decide to switch characters.

[@cazmiller605]

ConspiracyJuice Yea no

[@tardersauce3578]

It’s insecure Jake.

[@erikmoe4767]

Caz Miller Swing and a miss

[@javebjorkman]

Everything about this is perfect

[@blakeb4583]

This isn't how fraternity life is at all...

[@DendyJungle]

its a joke not a documentary

[@blakeb4583]

Tí mó tàihòu shū. But it's stuff like this that gives greek life a bad representation as a whole when we contribute more to communities and have higher GPAs than the average college students who are not involved in greek life.

[@Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen]

If you can't take the joke, then it's not this that's giving bad representations, it's yourself...

[@blakeb4583]

Smitty Werbluntjaegermanjensen I can take a joke, but I honestly can't stand random geeds who totally misrepresent fraternities in a bad way. It's these kind of "jokes" that make people have negative views towards fraternities and Greek life.

[@TheRealMarcgi]

+Blake B What you gonna do? Haze them till they stop?

[@temiolego]

It's nice going through these jake and Amir videos and see the one video you gave a thumbs up. Freakin hilarious vid

[@rachiejw]

Why are their roles reversed?

[@brianbaek6632]

they do that quite often haha. i personally find it funnier when jake is the asshole and amir is the reasonable one

[@wesl.7115]

Their roles weren't switched lol Jake's insecurity level is insanely high lolol

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

You're an idiot

[@RowBlanka]

Rachel W u dont get it now do you

[@msctbeats]

Roles aren't reversed - this is just the unlikeable, insecure side of Jake.

[@NJohnsonProductions]

That's a fantastic insult. I kinda fell on my computer laughing.

[@belle2571]

I hate it when they have their role-reversals. Its my biggest turn-off about this show. 😒

[@JAYtheMAN2121]

Their roles didn't switch, its part of Jake's bit. Jake has always been really insecure about a lot of things, despite it not being prevalent in every episode. I personally like it. The fact that you hate him being a douche bag is a sign of good acting! :)

[@stonedoco7455]

Its not a role reversal? Jakes being really insecure but amir is just stupid and mean.

[@MagicSwordFilms]

whaaat but its hilarious, plus they arent role reversals. It just pushes jakes personality to an extreme

[@conormckillion4906]

😐 what a question to ask

[@matthewleland5819]

JAYtheMAN2121 Thank you. To me you are the angel of collegehumor sent down to speak the truth.

[@dedede666]

2017. Still awesome

[@iraidx]

love how on their podcast jake was making fun of frats

[@TropnevadNitsuj]

Reminds me of an old school Shellback Ceremony ... good stuff

[@thedick009]

The very first edit in this video is a jump cut. In the establishing Jake is holding a piece of paper while doing his weird frat rap, then in the closer shot it's gone

[@tobster421]

I totally agree with whoever's below me. Absolutely true.

[@tyleroaks2000]

This Series is Better Than The Other CollegeHumor Series.

[@oxymandixs5849]

Jake is acting like Amir right now.

[@Syrange13]

Yes I would, thank you very much.

[@thekingzeroni]

While that is true with first degree burns, third degree burn usually caused by hot flashes of some type. Don't really scale a area very well, you might have normal skin right next to a 3rd degree burn. In this case would be a branding iron, so in this case, it wouldn't hurt the surrounding area more than the feel of a sunburn.

[@AlkisenSuper]

You profile... it SO much fits.

[@brutravain]

I loved the crazy Jake and the sane Amir! It should be more frequent.

[@Joshalots]

Thumnail Jake looks like he's got a ninja sword on his back

[@Double00Dusty]

I LOVE insane Jake I bet he comes up with alot of Amir's crazy lines anyway

[@keikun01]

The role switchin makes the vid more funny, finally Jake showed some stupidity for a change, and Amir acting like a normal guy. Very funny

[@NResonance]

I feel like every once and awhile they switch it up, to make it interesting.

[@superyogonova]

I love the switches

[@Henerz1000]

Reading the script in the opening shot 😂

[@Lachshmock]

It's not personality reversal, it's just displaying different traits in each character.

[@mazarella17]

love these ones where jakes the one being cray

[@FlyNavy906]

Jake should have that brand in all subsequent episodes.

[@aaronhunter2840]

jake acting like amir..lmao never gets old

[@ProudPapaJD]

The whine in his voice when he says “eat socks” should have won an award!

[@c_span]

These are the best episodes

[@yeahthatsmax]

MY COMPUTER VIBRATES WHEN HIS PHONE VIBRATES :O

[@jordangreen9201]

this is the sixth time I've watched this!!

[@Vespiion]

Actually, the popular culture version of a fraternity is way different than actual fraternity life. Fraternity's in this day and age have much stricter regulations on hazing and 15+ hours of community service required to retain membership, as well as philanthropy events and GPA requirements.

[@SomeoneCalledDana]

This is the best one yet.

[@Gladisaurisrex]

I love the episodes like this.

[@reminator363]

Can someone help me find out which video of Jake and Amir I am thinking of, it is the one where Amir is dancing and everyone is cheering him so he starts doing other dance moves but he doesn't realise they are being sarcastic. someone please help its stuck in my head!

[@LemonYourAid]

Do you also pronounce "know" like "kenow"? or "because" like "becowsay"? There are rules when it comes to American-English. Also, knowing how to spell, and speak are two different things.

[@xSlyhawk]

frats look like so much fun