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@Kryonyde5 жыл бұрын
Dicktooth and Dickteeth being 2 different people might still be my favourite bit of all time.
@s.o.k.1393 Жыл бұрын
I always thought he was saying "dick T" in the second one
@Jonbutter4 жыл бұрын
“Fraternity is the highest form of brotherhood” Jake has an actual brother
@tgkafg Жыл бұрын
Who robb'd him? . . . Or tha real one's?
@70sman Жыл бұрын
He butt-fucked him on a booze cruise if you don't recall!
@Silverwind8722 күн бұрын
He buttfucked his brother! On a booze cruise!
@jjlufbjoss33139 жыл бұрын
Love the episodes where jake is the unreasonable one
@JacksonFuchs7 жыл бұрын
jjlufb Joss yeah
@mujjuman6 жыл бұрын
same
@nostalgicuniverse97476 жыл бұрын
jjlufb Joss Same!
@midnite2kitty6 жыл бұрын
he's never quite as unreasonable as amir tho. i wonder why.
@leimizhou90926 жыл бұрын
Love all the episodes
@Beaudunk7 жыл бұрын
This elephant wishes he could forget.
@thomasd31045 жыл бұрын
Beau Duncan I love the little laugh he does after saying that.
@phylazen56493 жыл бұрын
i heard from their podcast getting that one line with the frat guy took extremely long haha
@steveschulz36472 жыл бұрын
The guy they got to play the frat bro is dead accurate.
@Bobbleheads563 жыл бұрын
This might be the best episode ever! I still quote the frat guy “god dam herbitch, i thought you was dead”. His delivery is gold
@CharmingMan3132 жыл бұрын
I had to rewind it constantly. I laughed harder than normal
@psuley19772 жыл бұрын
Exactly rice
@SeraphsWitness Жыл бұрын
The guy they got to play the frat bro was PERFECT and delivered his line excellently.
@chrispeterson94729 жыл бұрын
He's clearly not a good pledge cause he just told everything
@MrMoneybags3426 жыл бұрын
lol agreed
@robk83106 жыл бұрын
69 like
@ldmt19954 жыл бұрын
Jesus, how do you know that?
@jtek22595 жыл бұрын
It’s always nice to see Jake be unreasonable because it makes Amir feel more like a human being, and it truly humbles Jake in all our eyes. I love them almost as much as ones where they are getting along.
@bigbuffguy239 жыл бұрын
I think Jake is actually just as funny as Amir
@juarensteiger30109 жыл бұрын
James Caldwell funnier
@umaddude38089 жыл бұрын
+Juaren Steiger in this one maybe. And nobody knows who writes the script
@jcb37359 жыл бұрын
+jonas_c they write it. it was complelety started by them as a hobby and it was so good CH made it a thing
@umaddude38089 жыл бұрын
jcb3 i know. still they have people help them writing. and still you don't know who takes the lead in writing, which one of those coy jews sets the topic, comes up with puns, etc. I personally think that Amir is the evil mastermind and Jake is the handsome sidekick, but this might be unfair...
@jcb37359 жыл бұрын
That's true, like the Ben Schwartz episodes (I FUCKING love him)
@davidzeibert79813 жыл бұрын
"Because Upsilon Upsilon Upsilon is a global ... brand" Probably my favorite line from all of J&A
@rellimnahtan3 жыл бұрын
The joke that Dicktooth and Dickteeth exist separately still makes me audibly snort to this day.
@Mysticsloth9 жыл бұрын
"do you call your country a c(o)unt..? " XD that's just beautiful..
@Demotivational_Monarch4 жыл бұрын
My dad literally says this all the time lmao 😂
@Winteramen3 жыл бұрын
*TRAITOR*
@Edawglemons11 жыл бұрын
I can't get over Jake's chant at the beginning. I've watched it 10 times and i'm still cracking up.
@tbradtbrad11 жыл бұрын
You should leave now and never watch another episode or plan on giving up at least 72 hours of your life watching every past J&A... It's addictive.
@dixiecronin779110 жыл бұрын
This insecure Jake makes me kind of sad for him...
@Pedakin6 жыл бұрын
Are you sad -er me.
@devin_so_devious6 жыл бұрын
@@Pedakin 😂😂😂😂 laughed way too hard
@haydenmacfarlane71944 жыл бұрын
Don’t feel too bad, these episodes show why Jake puts up with Amir. They’re more similar than Jake thinks they are
@AkuraTheAwesome3 жыл бұрын
The running joke later on that people dislike them as a pair and Jake is largely unaware is hilarious
@Doctor40773 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced the Jake episodes take place in a parallel universe where their personalities are swapped.
@Winteramen2 жыл бұрын
Lol like one of the All-Nighter's where they went to the other side of the office and found douchebag versions of each other
@Isaacandjed Жыл бұрын
But then the punchline was that regular Jake and asshole Jake are the same guy
@littleyou_die10 жыл бұрын
for the last time, they HAVE NOT switched roles. There are tons of episodes where Jake acts like this; he goes all weird when he feels insecure. Jake's not 100% "normal guy", he's really self-conscious and that makes him get obnoxious and defensive sometimes. /rant
@mariomontilla32610 жыл бұрын
They switch roles every few episodes.
@maagiapall10 жыл бұрын
You realize personality and role aren't the same thing right?
@samdavo2010 жыл бұрын
innit this place is a fucking echo chamber just turn the comment section off CH, end this misery
@innerDialectic6 жыл бұрын
That's why he hangs out with Amir, despite what he is, he's too insecure to face not having Amir around as he's probably his only friend. Both of them are pretty sad.
@block45626 жыл бұрын
This is a 4 year old comment but, yes they have switched roles. In universe they haven't, but in the meta they have, Jake acts out and Amir responds "normally"
@FilipinoxBandito Жыл бұрын
"ass so frat, we sat at the frat, we back to the frat, we sat on that ass we back the frat" is modern day poetry.
@MiguelJohnsonJr11 жыл бұрын
lmao amir's reaction to whenever jake gets like this always makes it funny
@JustAnotherHumanist9 жыл бұрын
When did frats become so similar to BDSM? Am I missing out?
@umaddude38089 жыл бұрын
+Humanist+ you did
@PapstPauli9 жыл бұрын
+Humanist+ was it different back then?
@JustAnotherHumanist9 жыл бұрын
Nah I wasn't around back then, I just didn't get the memo from any of the frats near me!
@bunnyfaceperson1238 жыл бұрын
Can you not do me the diservice, the dishonor, the disrespect of calling it a "frat." υυυ is a fraternity.
@virg0_lem0nade5 жыл бұрын
Humanist+ - like, since their inception pretty much? lol im pretty sure frat hazing in real life is infamously heavy on paddling and other weird punishments (i’ll leave it up to you to personally decide if you think that means you’re “missing out”, lmfao)
@ai96511 жыл бұрын
Amir isn't really crazy. He uses his god-like powers to influence Jake into perceiving he's crazy. This in turn drives Jake insane. When we see them "switch roles", it's the true reality. Every other episode occurs in Jake's mind.
@Winteramen3 жыл бұрын
This is the most interesting J&A theories I've read in the comments
@damngangpost-productions85492 жыл бұрын
Or maybe jake was insane first. Jake influenced amir into being crazy, and over that time, jake matured, and became the reasonable
@maddiemai2249 Жыл бұрын
I think it's funny that Amir says "Jesus, why?!" To the banana peels but not anything he said before that, like eating peel was where he draws the line
@Quabbe6 жыл бұрын
I swear. Every time I watch this I reach for my phone... XD
@Jonafridge9 жыл бұрын
Jake's arms in this sketch are gorgeous.
@c0t0d0s75 жыл бұрын
JeaIous much?
@HarrisonBowman4 жыл бұрын
@@SearchForHim Are you scared of guys that happen to be gay?
@HarrisonBowman4 жыл бұрын
@@SearchForHim You are ignorant to the world around you. Especially considering you said that you hope the original commenter was a girl, why would you hope that?
@HarrisonBowman4 жыл бұрын
@@SearchForHim Why would you need to make sure of that? Sounds like you're scared of gay people to me if you feel the need to "make sure" it wasn't a gay guy.
@HarrisonBowman4 жыл бұрын
@@SearchForHim You really do enjoy making sweeping statements about a group of people don't you? At least you are showing your true colours now though, you have this inner hatred for gay people and it's completely unfounded and irrational. You are proving that with every response you make, you are just as bad as racists and sexists are and you don't even realise your stupidity.
@Kayarrah11 жыл бұрын
I am officially a fan of Jake and Amir. Thank you for this.
@juniorperavlova11 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever hooked up with a sorority girl?" - "No." - "Well, you know what? Pretty soon that's something you and I WON'T have in common" is the best piece of dialogue in this sketch.
@Mr2hot78 жыл бұрын
I like when amir plays the straight man
@0rangecats8 жыл бұрын
Every shitting time I watch this I check my phone when Jake's phone vibrates -______-
@reservedhogs47358 жыл бұрын
In the first shot, Jake is holding a sheet of paper, but after the cut he's in a completely different position without a sheet.
@HipkissDesign8 жыл бұрын
+Thom S. Hunterson Yeah I literally only just noticed that watching through now. It clearly looks like he's reading from a script, it's weird that they would use this shot in the final cut.
@RacleandRaHill6 жыл бұрын
Teague Hipkiss maybe its just the frat pledge paper
@c0t0d0s74 жыл бұрын
Maybe he just didn’t give a sheet.
@damngangpost-productions85494 жыл бұрын
0:39 "For the LIGHT!!!"
@franklinbadge12154 жыл бұрын
I love how fast he said "Eat socks"
@JoeyPepperoni1017 ай бұрын
How have I never noticed at the first two seconds he's holding the script and reading it
@lbnFadl10 жыл бұрын
I hate when people say their roles switch and stuff. Jake has always been insecure and sometimes he has ridiculous episodes like this lol. You need to watch more if you're not convinced. Particularly the 2008-10 stuff
@minartson9 жыл бұрын
***** How is that a role switch. Since when has Amir been insecure? He is a pretty confident idiot.
@minartson9 жыл бұрын
***** It's called character depth, I like it.
@SageThePanda11 жыл бұрын
Too many commenting haters. Jake and Amir are why I subscribe to CollegeHumor. Thumbs up!
@omasumi6 жыл бұрын
It get's you paid, It get's you laid, It get's you Gatorade
@BenjaminGoose5 жыл бұрын
It get is you paid? It get is you laid? It get is you Gatorade? Wut?
@maddiemai22493 жыл бұрын
"Eat socks!" My dog: 😝
@MrMoneybags3426 жыл бұрын
Upsilon upsilon upsilon is clearly bottom tier
@williamkrause58315 жыл бұрын
The Emperor of Mankind almost as bad as teke, which is saying something.
@allwecanseeisaboveusnow5 жыл бұрын
William Krause it’s TKE, tekes are the names of the member and what’s wrong with TKE?
@captainprice10164 жыл бұрын
You gotta go ΑΤΩ bro
@LofiWurld8 жыл бұрын
love it when they switch roles
@mikemcglasson12868 жыл бұрын
Is he reading his script in the wide shot?
@xerazadeo11 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Loved this one! Great to see them switch roles once in a while
@legoman70418 жыл бұрын
Look, a fucking GDI
@d-dub-m5 жыл бұрын
Just realized this but the Frat guy’s face when Jake was sounding off was like: “ I didn’t tell you to say that
@xVaporSmokePussyLord-ch5vh7 жыл бұрын
3rd degree burns don't hurt because it destroys the nerve endings
@nickbstevenson11 жыл бұрын
I like when Amir is the normal one for a change :)
@mattorama11 жыл бұрын
This is the dynamic of the two characters and it's far from the first time they've done an episode like this. Amir is an idiot but he's very self confident, though it's almost always misplaced. Jake is a smart guy, but he's extremely insecure.
@KDURRANI5 жыл бұрын
Jake is holding the script in the wide shot at the start of the episode
@brandonsultana468211 жыл бұрын
the moment the episode i started, I was like "shit it's one of those insecure Jake episodes"
@SubterrelProspector11 жыл бұрын
Jake actually does a pretty good job at satirizing stupid frat code.
@alecpostno10 жыл бұрын
For once Jake is crazy and Amir is normal.
@TheCooderix10 жыл бұрын
they change roles quite often.
@zestyzucchini573 жыл бұрын
jakes haircut was the inspiration
@DIRTYPENNY1009 жыл бұрын
Elephant walk 😂😂😂
@Petrichorian10 жыл бұрын
In this video, Jake and Amir have totally switched places
@jamminjamie19 жыл бұрын
Jake's ripped in this episode
@bryanjess45522 жыл бұрын
Love how the banana peel thing was amirs breaking point
@QEats19968 жыл бұрын
I pledged a frat this semester and this was not accurate at all lmao
@xwinger153 жыл бұрын
pretty soon that’s something we WON’T have in common
@mufassijule7 жыл бұрын
i love when they switch roles
@devinmorrisson1427 жыл бұрын
Julie Hyatt they aren't just switching roles, insecure Jake is very different from insecure Amir
@skaterdazzer11 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few ones where Jake's insecurities shine like a light house made me lose my shit. Laughed hard.
@johnnyjefferson53319 жыл бұрын
What if jake and Amir were both funny in one episode.
@obesebird9 жыл бұрын
Watch the bit coin one
@darkartsdabbler24077 жыл бұрын
obesebird yeah, that time they brought Pat in to play the straight character
@Mattyice987 жыл бұрын
If they were both funny then you wouldn't enjoy it...One being serious creates a foil and makes the other seem funnier
@McBaller966 жыл бұрын
Girls and The Club episodes are hilarious
@andrew619carmona11 жыл бұрын
Jake and amir is the only reason i subscribed to collage humor
@dannyclub0910 жыл бұрын
I think sometimes they write out a script and decide to switch characters.
@cazmiller6057 жыл бұрын
ConspiracyJuice Yea no
@tardersauce35786 жыл бұрын
It’s insecure Jake.
@erikmoe47676 жыл бұрын
Caz Miller Swing and a miss
@javebjorkman11 жыл бұрын
Everything about this is perfect
@blakeb45838 жыл бұрын
This isn't how fraternity life is at all...
@DendyJungle8 жыл бұрын
its a joke not a documentary
@blakeb45838 жыл бұрын
Tí mó tàihòu shū. But it's stuff like this that gives greek life a bad representation as a whole when we contribute more to communities and have higher GPAs than the average college students who are not involved in greek life.
@Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen8 жыл бұрын
If you can't take the joke, then it's not this that's giving bad representations, it's yourself...
@blakeb45838 жыл бұрын
Smitty Werbluntjaegermanjensen I can take a joke, but I honestly can't stand random geeds who totally misrepresent fraternities in a bad way. It's these kind of "jokes" that make people have negative views towards fraternities and Greek life.
@TheRealMarcgi8 жыл бұрын
+Blake B What you gonna do? Haze them till they stop?
@temiolego10 жыл бұрын
It's nice going through these jake and Amir videos and see the one video you gave a thumbs up. Freakin hilarious vid
@rachiejw10 жыл бұрын
Why are their roles reversed?
@brianbaek663210 жыл бұрын
they do that quite often haha. i personally find it funnier when jake is the asshole and amir is the reasonable one
@wesl.711510 жыл бұрын
Their roles weren't switched lol Jake's insecurity level is insanely high lolol
@darkartsdabbler24077 жыл бұрын
You're an idiot
@RowBlanka7 жыл бұрын
Rachel W u dont get it now do you
@msctbeats6 жыл бұрын
Roles aren't reversed - this is just the unlikeable, insecure side of Jake.
@NJohnsonProductions11 жыл бұрын
That's a fantastic insult. I kinda fell on my computer laughing.
@belle257110 жыл бұрын
I hate it when they have their role-reversals. Its my biggest turn-off about this show. 😒
@JAYtheMAN212110 жыл бұрын
Their roles didn't switch, its part of Jake's bit. Jake has always been really insecure about a lot of things, despite it not being prevalent in every episode. I personally like it. The fact that you hate him being a douche bag is a sign of good acting! :)
@stonedoco745510 жыл бұрын
Its not a role reversal? Jakes being really insecure but amir is just stupid and mean.
@MagicSwordFilms10 жыл бұрын
whaaat but its hilarious, plus they arent role reversals. It just pushes jakes personality to an extreme
@conormckillion490610 жыл бұрын
😐 what a question to ask
@matthewleland58199 жыл бұрын
JAYtheMAN2121 Thank you. To me you are the angel of collegehumor sent down to speak the truth.
@dedede6667 жыл бұрын
2017. Still awesome
@iraidx11 жыл бұрын
love how on their podcast jake was making fun of frats
@TropnevadNitsuj11 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of an old school Shellback Ceremony ... good stuff
@thedick0095 жыл бұрын
The very first edit in this video is a jump cut. In the establishing Jake is holding a piece of paper while doing his weird frat rap, then in the closer shot it's gone
@tobster42111 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with whoever's below me. Absolutely true.
@tyleroaks200011 жыл бұрын
This Series is Better Than The Other CollegeHumor Series.
@oxymandixs584910 жыл бұрын
Jake is acting like Amir right now.
@Syrange1311 жыл бұрын
Yes I would, thank you very much.
@thekingzeroni11 жыл бұрын
While that is true with first degree burns, third degree burn usually caused by hot flashes of some type. Don't really scale a area very well, you might have normal skin right next to a 3rd degree burn. In this case would be a branding iron, so in this case, it wouldn't hurt the surrounding area more than the feel of a sunburn.
@AlkisenSuper11 жыл бұрын
You profile... it SO much fits.
@brutravain11 жыл бұрын
I loved the crazy Jake and the sane Amir! It should be more frequent.
@Joshalots11 жыл бұрын
Thumnail Jake looks like he's got a ninja sword on his back
@Double00Dusty11 жыл бұрын
I LOVE insane Jake I bet he comes up with alot of Amir's crazy lines anyway
@keikun0111 жыл бұрын
The role switchin makes the vid more funny, finally Jake showed some stupidity for a change, and Amir acting like a normal guy. Very funny
@NResonance11 жыл бұрын
I feel like every once and awhile they switch it up, to make it interesting.
@superyogonova11 жыл бұрын
I love the switches
@Henerz10004 жыл бұрын
Reading the script in the opening shot 😂
@Lachshmock11 жыл бұрын
It's not personality reversal, it's just displaying different traits in each character.
@mazarella1711 жыл бұрын
love these ones where jakes the one being cray
@FlyNavy90611 жыл бұрын
Jake should have that brand in all subsequent episodes.
@aaronhunter284011 жыл бұрын
jake acting like amir..lmao never gets old
@ProudPapaJD3 жыл бұрын
The whine in his voice when he says “eat socks” should have won an award!
@c_span11 жыл бұрын
These are the best episodes
@yeahthatsmax10 жыл бұрын
MY COMPUTER VIBRATES WHEN HIS PHONE VIBRATES :O
@jordangreen92017 жыл бұрын
this is the sixth time I've watched this!!
@Vespiion11 жыл бұрын
Actually, the popular culture version of a fraternity is way different than actual fraternity life. Fraternity's in this day and age have much stricter regulations on hazing and 15+ hours of community service required to retain membership, as well as philanthropy events and GPA requirements.
@SomeoneCalledDana11 жыл бұрын
This is the best one yet.
@Gladisaurisrex11 жыл бұрын
I love the episodes like this.
@reminator36311 жыл бұрын
Can someone help me find out which video of Jake and Amir I am thinking of, it is the one where Amir is dancing and everyone is cheering him so he starts doing other dance moves but he doesn't realise they are being sarcastic. someone please help its stuck in my head!
@LemonYourAid11 жыл бұрын
Do you also pronounce "know" like "kenow"? or "because" like "becowsay"? There are rules when it comes to American-English. Also, knowing how to spell, and speak are two different things.