Jake and Amir: Get Rich Quick Schemes

[@mikeduppodcast1199]

Acorn ad played right before I watched this. Lol, Amir is a great businesswoman.

[@bigt1877]

Banks already did that they just didn’t invest it

[@coreyperdue37]

He's not a businesswoman, he's a businessLADY

[@ichigome5554]

Excuuuse?

[@dobetterwill8003]

He’s a coward like his father but dammit if he doesn’t have the brightest mind under the stars

[@paul_warner]

He's not a business, man. He's a businesswoman.

[@coreyperdue37]

I love that amir basically came up with acorn the investing app and skillshare before either existed.. the boy genois

[@Telic]

damn... he did you could sue these guys buddy!

[@luckybyte]

He also came up with the pottery store idea. I saw one of those in real life the other day! Genius

[@dylanj5567]

@@Telic you think I have a case?

[@cowlec8761]

@@dylanj5567 were you disgraced?

[@joshuathatcher8614]

Skillshare? You mean Tickdicklers.

[@Silverwind87]

"Pay me to eat a weed" still lives rent free in my head.

[@Yoni123]

That's not how you use that phrase

[@Qwerasd]

Pretty much any time I hear the word "nutrition" it comes to mind

[@tylerdrama]

every single time i see an ad for Acorn i think about Clovis and hope he’s doing alright

[@thecaffineman]

This is probably one of my favourite episodes. The way Amir is so excited about these ideas even though each one is getting shot down kills me

[@Add9Sus4]

at 1:45 I was so sure he was going to say "jew-tritionist"

[@juliantaylor5222]

Add9Sus4 i know i am late but this comments still amazing

[@olavisalomaa]

@@juliantaylor5222 I'm even later and it's still amazing

[@noahgrossman1375]

"My entrepreneur friend, Clovis"

[@valb9068]

I wonder if he's any relation to the first French king to take up Christianity...

[@executive.jaystar]

“WHO NAMES YOUR FRIENDS??”

[@joeybob4337]

"Wet bitch thick cream" I fucking died.

[@christopherjones8367]

Joey Bob possibly my favorite ever J&A line.

[@fredm643]

PAY ME TO EAT A WEED

[@lemonic6238]

1:46

[@higuain7asan]

Watching this made me feel out of breath.

[@omasumi]

That's normal. Some people have an allergy to jake and amir. Other symptoms include sneezing, coughing, a strange craving for chicken mcnuggets, being a circlejerking Deva on reddit, bloodlust, change in blood color, split personality, being a bitchly, sensitivity, cowardice, humming noise from nose, and other side effects.

[@jellyfish604]

I still haven't watched the last episode ever cos I refuse for it to be over😭

[@tettaresdude1170]

+Jellyfish its worth it though, great episode

[@dixiecronin7791]

Technically they made one after that, the Donald Trump episode. Plus they make their own videos every week on HeadGum...

[@joeblo6196]

Dixie Cronin Headgum sucks though

[@jingerstorm]

i've watched it 4 times over the years.

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

Have you watched it yet?

[@Stickman1496]

Never noticed Jake breaks at 1:41 and looks at the cam at 2:30. It's the little things.

[@joypopoola6115]

Amir has his own wing at the hospital. The medical receptionist just types a date and marks a box.

[@donrayner2158]

Simply adding "and shit" to the end of a sentence has to be the cheapest way to make me laugh.

[@donrayner2158]

Idk amir does it all the time

[@birthdayzrock1426]

Don Rayner did ***** 's comment make you laugh?

[@MuffinSparkle]

IT'S PUDDING! AND SHIT!

[@johnnydunham5616]

Truest comment of all time

[@jonnnnniej]

@@MuffinSparkle one of my favorite episodes :') so dumb, so good!

[@sendotakeshi2836]

I just noticed now that Amir did cough up a paperclip.

[@Sener]

377 people are called Robert People.

[@dr.richardfeynman7230]

or maybe 377 people didnt enjoy the video

[@Sener]

Dr.Richard feynman no. you are totally wrong.

[@dcfc]

​@@dr.richardfeynman7230what's more likely? Moron

[@carymichaels7035]

Jake and Amir never cease to make me laugh.

[@RiddLs]

Has the online tip jar actually been invented yet? If not, why? Also if not, who wants to go in to business with me? I took a HTML class in freshman year of high school and know to change font size and color and could really use that easy ca$h

[@RVCIpodHelp]

I'm with Ya, great business. We should call the Start-Up Guys.

[@anishannayya1]

John King It's called PayPal...

[@KendallCove]

John King What he said is basically the plot of the movie "Office Space"

[@PersianMG]

anishannayya1 Except for the part where they give you back the money at the end of the year, they just keep it all.

[@R3fug333]

anishannayya1 Paypal doesn't do anything of the sort.

[@MiscellaneousSoup]

Some of my favorite Jake and Amir videos are the ones that use jump cuts, like this one. It just makes them funnier to me, for some reason.

[@smokejc]

I like how the tip jar thing was actually someone's pitch on Shark Tank.

[@MA-naconitor]

I love how the video has chapters

[@TheArachnidGamer]

When did they get added?

[@litarogers3984]

"what if we sold gift certificates you have to accept at any store"-the creators of cryptocurrency

[@guestuser7621]

objectively wrong. "what if we sold gift certificates that no stores accept, and can only be redeemed for monkey pictures and heroin" - the creators of cryptocurrency

[@Superrome77]

@@guestuser7621 I dont know what stores you shop at man

[@Rapha5019]

Amir seems to have had a brief moment of lucidity at the end of the video, he sounded very aware.

[@מידןטמיר]

Shout out to Twinnovation in the Headgum network

[@thenobalnacho]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE UUUUP

[@lucyanne9626]

_WHERE MY CUBS AT?! WHERE MY CUBS AT?!_

[@BarginsGalore]

@@thenobalnacho RIIIIIIIIIIIDE TRIKES

[@ximiledge]

"That's the first smart thing you've said all day." - Amir.

[@RatedMforMeenie]

I must have watched this around 10 times but I never noticed the "OKAY OKAY OKAY" - "I'm not talking!"

[@Bobbleheads56]

I love when amir is trying to interrupt jake while hes not even talking

[@wugglebee9522]

I find it hilarious that Amir for once uses a real name for a friend it's just an ancient one. Clovis was an old Germanic name, from which the modern French name Louis is derived

[@Natti8998]

Amir is fuckin adorable XDDD

[@haydenmacfarlane7194]

One of the under-rated episodes

[@CutTheRope1]

The digital tip jar is actually an amazing idea. So basically let's say you buy something online and it's $10.78. You actually get charged $11.00. The extra $0.22 goes into a virtual piggy bank. And at the end if each year, so collect all the money in your piggy bank, making it seem like you gain money. And 1% of all the money in your piggy bank goes towards the creator.

[@olinkirkland]

Actually that was a dummy idea I stole from my entrepreneur friend Clovis. I knew you'd shit on it!

[@coffin7904]

My bank actually does this

[@jeremylatta9038]

The ad right before this for me was a Tai Lopez video 😂😂 how fitting

[@frogsalbatou]

Amir's voice changed at the end there, I felt a bit concerned. I mean I know he's a horrible self destructive person and he's fictional but, you know, felt a twinge of worry there.

[@TheSuperstar3000]

Murph, Josh, Amir, Emily, and Gerwitch are my favorites I seriously wish I could spend all day with them!!!!!

[@MiniSkewlTV]

Jake and Amir....perfect series!

[@nicoleayo3390]

i REALLY need the outtakes for this

[@dewbs815]

A lot of the episodes are basically formulaic, like the list ones and these proposition type ones, which seems a bit lazy, but it's still better than anything I could write and it still makes me laugh.

[@cameronmcnabb7078]

One of the best Jake and Amirs!

[@PatchB]

Jake and amir is just so freakin awesome

[@maxmaidment96]

That tip jar idea is pretty smart!

[@MHzZz]

One of he funniest Jake and Amirs yet. Lol

[@jackrc11]

Whenever I see that couch, I know it's gonna be good.

[@roughryder5]

That digital tip jar idea though. I might just steal it.

[@SIrPuddins]

This is the best jake and amir in a while, laughing constantly

[@emilyrose4320]

I love Amir so incredibly much.

[@LeonardGreenpaw]

That tip idea is actually really really good.... *gets started working on it*

[@dj120daysofsodom7]

Pay me to eat a whole weed

[@InsomniaS3S]

This episode being the exception.

[@jenniferleblanc8094]

Love how during the most dangerous stuff they nit pick everything else and when they do focus on it it's calm. Just death no big deal. Maybe a little inconvenient

[@OhhJoeey]

Best one in a while HAHAHA LOVED IT

[@yyyvvgd]

Oh they don't lie when they say you can watch the new episodes earlier at collegehumor (.)com, I remember watching this like 3 weeks ago. Still super funny

[@artyu13]

I can say every line from every episode of J&A , fucking love them

[@OhplsAndrew]

what's the 27th and 29th line from the 84th jake and amir ever made in chronological order

[@mickeynotmouse]

Bullshit

[@noe9250]

Always the sofa ones where jake is cracking up

[@dropout]

Comment on KZbin videos.

[@amandamichalak1038]

This was a good one

[@rebecca48215]

I love you jake and amir!

[@MrHumatang]

they are back

[@person1860]

Your vids are awesome!

[@nickhamm319]

I love jake and amir videos every one is funny

[@shuitsowski1]

"speaking of which, do you have a garden? I'd love to eat a weed" hahahaha

[@ThePesteringJester]

How have I already seen this? It came it today but I saw it like four days prior to now.

[@soupman2000]

Jake and Amir is the only consistently funny thing to come out of College Humor.

[@AlkisenSuper]

Okay, that was hilarious, I'm cool with you now. XD

[@SpecialHandlingUnit]

you guys should do a guest appearance on the TPB next season.

[@AlkisenSuper]

Oh, you KZbinrs are so damn polite!

[@LightBrand]

Now I shall copypaste this to every Jake and Amir video.

[@iiTzMoPZii]

That tip jar idea is actually smart. Has it been done before

[@5H4D0WCL4W]

I love Jake and Amir!

[@YellowRanger911]

Was waiting for the last one to be, "A simple Chardonnay."

[@sarahhanson5864]

0:28 sounds like Visa gift cards💀

[@Dermatillomaniac]

"But you gain PENNIES!" Love this!

[@JoeyTheFatGunieaPig]

lost it at his entrepreneur friend "Clovis"

[@1revjay]

Things that make Jake angry make me laugh.

[@livdrawz6234]

2:00 The creator of Acorn: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@kjGARMS27]

I pressed the like button during the ad...

[@capitalc98]

already exists. In England you input the tip you want to give into the chip and pin machine and it is added to the overall amount.

[@dylannisart5979]

I need to implement these in my life

[@shipuden978]

This is the third time I hear this same intro....

[@shipuden978]

First : Party planning Second : Vandalism Third : This one ( Let me know if there are more )

[@SuperFlixGurl33]

I freaking love Amir!

[@AlkisenSuper]

I didn't really like the second part with the movie date that came out this year, but apart from that, I agree with you. ;)

[@DanielSultana]

Never heard of it before, but from the way Amir explain, it sounds like everytime you go shopping and pay, you collect the little coins in a piggy bank, and then at the end of the year you get all your tiny amounts of money back all together, but rather then physically doing so with coins, you do it digitally.

[@manchesterisblue1023]

amirs idea is actually an app now in the UK ......

[@silvermistroxs1]

"BUT YA GAIN PENNIES!" hahha

[@TheChelsyLove]

You listen to podcasts. You can have a life and listen to things; I have a life and I enjoy podcasts, in the shower, on the way to work, or anywhere really. I usually do before I fall asleep. It is actually really relaxing.

[@Titan14151]

@CutTheRope1 yeah I loved the idea it'd be a nice new year's present! Also, it just be a big help for some short on money too.

[@JackMAngelo]

Favorited within the first 15 seconds.

[@enoughwithhatred]

The funniest part was actually the end where streeter appears instead of Amir lolq

[@sup4sonic]

they upload it first on their website, and a month later here on youtube

[@lizer8119]

NICE CONTENT

[@Vijay-tg7hf]

oldtritionist?

[@jphaley7277]

That was fucking hilarious so much better than that weird ass camp video

[@zbrnwsk]

They release things on the website first then on youtube. This was actually released June 11.

[@SuperSpamGuy]

everyone talking about Acorn but the gift cards idea also exists... I get them every year from my grandparents lol

[@MiscellaneousSoup]

Maybe, but I do also like seeing the other Jake and Amir videos. It could be that it seems like they're improvising in that format. Eh. When you get right down to it, it's a hilarious web series by an amusing web channel. Have a good day, ss4linktftw, and thank you for replying to my comment.

[@meedothegreat]

When Amir was talking about the paperclip he sounded a lot like Seinfeld

[@ethrocksranting]

Why'd you re-upload this older video..?

[@thedredmanable]

CH releases a funny Jake and Amir video: All the comments are quotes. CH releases a bad Jake and Amir video: All the comments are "J&A stopped being funny years ago."

[@vivianlipson3379]

anyone else get a get rich quick ad on this video

[@mikaella315]

I've seen this video before. Did they upload the same one twice?

[@jhannfreak]

How do you like to open a pottery store with me. Haha lol