Hardly Working: Fire Warden

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[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

"Fire is way hotter. It's literally as hot as fire" not gonna argue with that sound logic

[@theghostbanana2349]

That's my senior quote

[@Koreanspree]

i can only hear that remix now

[@spyrofan9681]

Same hear the alarm, do not tell anyone do not tell anyone

[@ShakenBake444]

+Spyro Fan this is your fire

[@ShakenBake444]

+N0 Shrapnel I'm scared of fire

[@superanimeniac]

+N0 Shrapnel DO NOT USE THIS PHONE

[@ShakenBake444]

superanimeniac what do you do if a piece of clothing Catches on fire?

[@mrsuperman2003]

Where was murph? Was he in the bathroom or something when they where filming

[@BlueAx]

Seth Tward Questions at the end.

[@mrsuperman2003]

Dude that's amazing XD

[@ricebag2622]

The fire warden is Murph

[@mrsuperman2003]

Nate Braun mind blown

[@shaheerthekhan]

Nate Braun r/woooosh

[@TheSchmoyohoFan]

fire is literally as hot as fire

[@samuelhirn4562]

-Any questions? (man raises his arm) -Questions at the end.

[@MaskedVFX]

WRHOOOOOONG

[@simplyruth4069]

MaskedVFX lol

[@NESherv]

She looked so defeated hahaha

[@OhSoNerdyMe]

I couldn't concentrate because I kept singing along in my head to the remix! So funny!!

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

I can't watch this video without hearing the song now

[@jamierawson8979]

What song?

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

"this is your fire" by Steffcomedy

[@alephbunchofnumbers]

Do *NOT* tell anyone! (x2)

[@blackhokage1744]

@@thetstandsforstupid2818 me too o

[@yellville]

I came here because the song was stuck in my head.

[@sonicnblaze33]

One of the most HILARIOUS CH originals hahaha omg i need to see bloopers of this one

[@mightymax7682]

You commented this 10 years ago good job!🎉

[@wima13]

This is your fire

[@primobfdinmc9355]

I love how the hand motions for seeing fire and hearing alarms are swapped

[@lukemolwitz9769]

Everyone else, trample your way to the elevator! (Don't go in the elevator in a fire!)

[@MrLukasPetersen]

1:37 If you see fire (points at ears) but do not hear alarm (points at eyes) LOVE IT!!!

[@TheDeathOfReaper]

"Leading cause of death during a fire is fire. Smoke is a gas, it cannot kill you.. Fire is WAY hotter, it's literally as hot as fire." Hilarious.. xP

[@TheKoowoo]

my favorite collegehumor video. it seems that Jake and Amir or Troopers are the only thing keeping Collegehumor alive.

[@memoowo]

If you see fire but not hear an alarm, what do you do? (what do you do) DO NOT tell anyone, DO NOT tell anyone

[@pariahdark2]

he has a point fire is literally as hot as fire it has been proven

[@L0LCHOCO]

you can really learn from this video if you just think the opposite

[@OwenSaysNo]

"3 out of 10 fires just go out for no good reason." Haha!

[@griffhay1]

who's the "smoke inhalation" girl?

[@wewerenumberone4006]

yeah who?

[@DavidTheRoss]

griffhay1 Julie Shain

[@griffhay1]

David Reichenbach cluuuutch

[@world-traveler880]

Has she starred in any Jake and Amir videos or any other college humor videos? She looks so familiar.

[@world-traveler880]

Found it! Jake and amir ice breakers

[@mansherlogsson]

this is the best CH video in a while!! Keep up the good work :)

[@mitchelletzkin1321]

"YOU're wrong!!" "Are there any questions?? Questions at the end!" Lol this is funny

[@iamnotaskater11]

sometimes i watch a collegehumor video and i'm like "wow! the graphics/scenery/etc. is great! how do they do it1" then i see this guy's mustache and i'm like "...recession's hitting hard."

[@usclaxx10]

This is the kind of videos I subscribed for...I love it

[@jaredlai]

One of the funniest collegehumor videos in a while.

[@IiroNuuttila]

This is one of your best

[@Kascaded]

Finally, a really funny collegehumor video. It's been a while.

[@ZZZWhenImDead]

This is one of the best Hardly Workings ever. :D

[@TubaHero37]

This warden was not very well informed, but I guess that's why he was ultimately fired.

[@ruddypullas2044]

I just couldn't stop remembering Dwight from the office when he starts a fire and everybody freaks out

[@kalebpratt5635]

"Any questions" *raises hand "Save your questions for end" lol

[@HydroLion]

"any questions?" guy raises hand "questions at the end" lmao

[@AntonioBrownchicoguapo]

Link to video doesn't work when I try to use in a powerpoint presentation. Anyone else have this issue? Nor is powerpoint able to find this video when i use the 'insert video' function.

[@Senandrea]

"Any questions?" *Raises hand* "Questions at the end!" LOL

[@darkblue5]

Going to follow these advices from now on...

[@DRida64]

Good point, you SHOULD definitely use this information because it WILL help you.

[@noidsuper]

First good video in a long time.

[@masskidem]

"any questions" *raises hand* "questions at the end" XD too funny

[@MistaTurdburgerz]

Holy shit.... this is literally the funniest thing i've watched since summer began!! XDD

[@poizunlady67]

now if you SEE fire *points to ears* and you do not HEAR an alarm *points to eyes* i love that part

[@3Dsunman]

Watching CH is soo fulfilling when you're intoxicated! :P

[@Paperbagman555]

hahaha the "WROONG" was the greatest thing Murph's said

[@UrScrewedProductions]

Any Questions? Yes. Questions at the end. LOL

[@brownscirocco]

lol i love how the guy flinches when he screams on the desk

[@nitetimerxdio2762]

Does anyone else check the date the video was posted before watching it?

[@Pali729]

Im supposed to find a fire safety video for work. Ill just send this to my boss it has some rare advice ive never heard b4

[@TheAtomicEwok]

Just be glad he isn't a Fire Marshall

[@winterohlson9432]

Inkeldink he actually says that he is.

[@Reallyrandomcircle]

God I've watched the remix so much this drives me insane

[@ExecuteDemocracy]

How he said all this without laughing just baffles me xD, very good self control.

[@williamshi5184]

That scared me so much after the practise fire was set.

[@ephellon]

FM: "Any questions?" Me: "Uhh, yes--" FM: "Question at the end."

[@iLax4life11]

"any questions? Questions at the end"

[@TheAwsomeSauce001]

Wow you tell it so well it felt like I just watched the same video as you

[@Juiced2DK]

any questions? *guy raises hand* questions at the end

[@peachforce]

God darn it, I was looking for this before and couldn't find it... NOW I see it, after seeing the offine remix. Oh, BTW, if you didn't now this existed, you didn't watch the all-nighter. So... Lots of new fans.

[@michaellussier9796]

All questions at the end

[@uaebeast1]

"Any questions??" someone raises their hand "questions at the end" hahhahahahaha

[@LinemanLB5472]

MURPH!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!1!

[@calvintangtang]

Murph is officially my favorite member of CollegeHumor.

[@palleping]

If this is the best I can't imagine how bad all the others must be.

[@Ethanpang96]

"any questions?... " *puts hand up* "questions at the end!"

[@ThePsihopaats]

1:43 really cracked me up, '' DO NOCC" haha

[@rockstar2923]

haha i loved the way he was like WRONG.... your WRONG!

[@stevemoskowitz5960]

This is every fire safety drill I've ever had. These guys always have thick Brooklyn/Queens accents.

[@aaronhi50]

1:43 DO NNAAAAT is for whatever reason hilarious to me.

[@lolopieman124]

I prefer the old hardly workings that would make me fall on the floor and just laugh my head off, now they don't even make me bust a smile apart from when he went "WRONG!"

[@darthchris19]

i just cant argue with his logic of the door knob! its just genius

[@intrestedinallthings]

"Trample your way to the elveator!" That was, like, the perfect ending.

[@hoiitsvanessa69]

how did you get mark wahlberg to do this?

[@headsortails97]

i watched this after the offline intro and cant help but here how it goes in the song

[@Tsudoshi09]

Right I was expecting him to shout "Let me tell ya somethin!"

[@chocolatemafia64]

questions at the end

[@iKatray]

If you couldn't even Smile or giggle for a sec then you have no soul.

[@thetylife]

2:17 - Now THAT'S a good Fire Marshall Bill impression !!!

[@BRASSSFOXXX]

"Stop, drop, and WAIT. Last thing we need is a bunch of people rolling around, on fire."

[@Videohead-eq5cy]

fiiire maaashhhaaallls

[@MrEjemploanonimo]

I didnt know fire was as hot as fire. Thanks captain!

[@andrewroy9263]

If it is warm, it is exothermic, and therefore giving heat to you.

[@commander3046]

at the end- "ok double time people! im just gonna wait this one out! everyone else just drop and wait in the elevator!"

[@StarInvasion999]

Any questions? Questions at the end. Hardly working is literally genius.

[@WildFoxTails]

ABS - Always Be Sprinting. I'll remember that for ages.

[@Vossajex]

Murph has always been my favourite. Always.

[@JetStarSolar]

your grammar is amazing

[@Plamie4]

The very end killed it.

[@crazedathlete]

''This Is Fire People You Will Die'' Love how he says that

[@RedGummyBearSwag]

if there's a fire and no alarm don't tell anyone, and don't get me involved lol

[@kenshinx7295]

Can someone tell me what the hell he says when the fire starts raging? 2:08 to 2:14. I can't make what he's shouting (english is not my native language).

[@bigg132]

i think he's saying "OK, GO TIME PEOPLE! I'M GOING TO WAIT THIS ONE OUT, EVERYONE ELSE TRAMPLE THEIR WAY TO THE ELEVATOR!"

[@kenshinx7295]

Oh gosh thank you so much! I've had that question since the first time I saw that video years ago.

[@randomer24700]

Kenshin X Can't stand people that stress over things like that. It's like you're testing people. Someone tries to sneak a non comedic line past while lots of commotion is happening and you just ain't having that,

[@whatsup668]

lol "dont drag me into it!"

[@IMONEY16]

"I had a bagel today, there were bagels in the lunchroom so I bought one and ate it. You were also in the lunchroom and you were hungry but you had no money. I ate it and told you it was delicious." Do you care, probably not right? You didn't get a bagel. Was it meaningful to you? No right? You're still hungry. Did it happen and was I able to do it and did I tell you about it? Yes, obviously." Just because you have the ability to do something for yourself doesn't make it meaningful to others.

[@TheGiantKiller8]

They need to show this in our schools

[@MistaTurdburgerz]

I was amazed at how funny this video was xD not sure about the ending, but murph is a freaking badass

[@Kanaka415]

I like how at 2:11 he tells everyone to "trap your way to the elevator"

[@mikelahey8551]

This is some quality advice

[@jokosi]

0:57 funniest line line they've ever come up with

[@Engardian]

"Drag me away to the elevator!" Lol.

[@bob123789456]

DO NOT!

[@naeka9752]

Who sings along with this? I love the song haha steffcomedy

[@benmeyers183]

at my camp we did a talent show and a kid actided this out

[@bakirev]

If you can see fire *points at ear* but can't hear it *points at eyes* xD

[@Nichordnaruto]

This was extra funny cus we had a fire drill like, the day I watched this