Jake and Amir: Homeland

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[@ThrillaWhale]

Amir was having an actual conversation with Jake; he should have just enjoyed the moment.

[@mentalbreakgaming3102]

+Thrilla Whale damn he spoiled homeland for me :C

[@markonino12]

So u think this is actually a REAL conversation do you? No, u really think that this scripted comedy video is based on reality huh. Fkkn idiots.

[@tlloxus1714]

Georgie M calm down

[@thomasd3104]

Thrilla Whale He'a never had a normal conversation with a normal person in his entire life. He's a loser!

[@CrazyGnome07]

you added that last part!

[@wenamun4568]

This episode showcases probably the most normal conversation between them.

[@bobsonny]

And also a short conversation about Homeland.

[@danvillalba5779]

Vaguely

[@AirBulletin]

@@danvillalba5779 play it by ear ?

[@macnolds4145]

@@AirBulletin There's a disconnect here.

[@gabrielkaam2]

I wish my friend Ven was here

[@riedstep]

from the massive amount of dialog to the tone changes and the twist ending, its hard not to consider this one of the best jake and amir episodes.

[@ferrosplice8460]

Return

[@jeremybuckets]

This is inarguably one of most well produced episodes of Josh and Amir

[@unicornevil6913]

pretty sure it's called Jack and Amil.

[@martijnslegers7523]

@@unicornevil6913 I thought it was Jake & A Boot :O

[@mikef7698]

@@martijnslegers7523 this is Ace and Jocelyn

[@happypasta6]

@@mikef7698no it’s the Pinch and Liquid Nice

[@brettwilson2589]

It’s Jake and a Mirror

[@NavyBlueMan]

I love how it has absolutely nothing to do with homeland

[@OhplsAndrew]

Dude, did you see Homeland last night?

[@michaelbarker6732]

Still to this day have no idea what homeland is even about

[@zestyzucchini57]

amir so beautifully sabotages his relationship with jake. every chance he gets he ruins lol. it finally makes sense to me after that patreon episode where they read an old unaired script in which amir explains that he's trying to find out everything about jake to complete some "mental painting" of him, refining the picture "pixel by pixel" and how he's afraid of what happens when the picture is complete. like he can't even let himself reach his end goal.

[@Maazin5]

Holy guac that's dark

[@mrmaster1176]

What patron episode is that? I want to see it now

[@bradygalen7660]

0:00-0:23 is how I picture jake and amir's relationship (as characters) outside of the videos we see. Every video revolves around some conflict that they have, recorded to entertain us, the audience; but aside from those select instances, I truly believe that Jake and Amir are quite good friends.

[@bfmw13]

Brady Galen I've commented this somewhere else before, but Amir legit stabbed Jake once

[@EpicBlooFox]

Brady Galen You should listen to their podcast.

[@mikeshaftx]

Yep. That butt chugging episode was totally inspired by real events.

[@Jaredskoll]

+EpicBlooFox I had no idea they had a podcast. Thank you!

[@EpicBlooFox]

Haha the podcast is what gives me life xD

[@kuya.jwall23]

Anyone else on a marathon?

[@adhdgamer5313]

Yep

[@BenjaminGoose]

How do you watch this whilst running?

[@kuya.jwall23]

BenjaminGoose Very carefully

[@brandonhopkins6251]

John Wallace Jake and Amir = comedic crack

[@JohnStardust]

Forever

[@lillian4057]

Jake just ruined pretty much the only normal conversation he's had with Amir. Now how about you give Mommy a like. ;)

[@ForgefaneCreations]

*retches*

[@CarloMartinini]

Amir ruined it, lol. Calling someone daddy is clearly weird guys. And besides, Jake doesn't care if he ruined the only normal conversation he's ever had with Amir. He hates Amir. Amir cares.

[@hotcoolsoup8842]

He hates him, but they're still BFFs... He clearly cares about him because he moved across the country with him; buuuut~... Towards the end he kinda veered towards the "I wish you were dead." area so, I guess maybe

[@bfmw13]

Yeah, calling someone "daddy" is weird. But I think Jake, in the spirit of encouraging Amir to become more normal, should excuse a minor lapse like this.

[@Dertlecup]

I don't think calling a friend daddy is weird. It's just a funny joke

[@Savigg]

Jake has had like twenty different facial hair styles

[@callowaymotorcompany]

Winner winner chicken chinner

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Hail_The_Milkman ! I made out with my cousin at a dayve

[@hail_the_milkman8416]

therollingstones321 The point is I go to Raves !!

[@MrTravis346]

50procent SAVIG i made out with my nephew at a house party!

[@gloop32]

PelicanPubes tell them where it was

[@shadowmane55]

This wasn't an insecure Jake episode yet he and Amie were on par in their interactions. There was no high horse between the two. Rare occurence

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

For once I'm siding with Amir. Daddy wins, indeed.

[@pffft5679]

+Dick Grayson me too.

[@MasterShakeXYZ]

+Holden Mcgroine he's being a Dick.

[@dhvsheabdh]

His arguments were just reductio ad absurdum, cherry picking or strawmen. So why?

[@tor3358]

dhvsheabdh Is that a harry potter spell?

[@verycoolguy3457]

Dark Arts Dabbler for ONCE?!

[@reallyFrogman]

I like how they started talking. A normal conversation for Amirs standards. But I really liked that Jake was excited and happy while talking to Amir.

[@ferrosplice8460]

Yeah

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

"Give daddy a bite" might be the best line in the series.

[@TestTubeGirl]

Aww.. It was going so well..

[@pffft5679]

this was a normal coversation up until 0:21

[@jackwatson5547]

Until 0:01

[@pffft5679]

lol

[@deemster0]

Vaguely, there's a disconnect here.

[@EmersonBorakove]

Julian Yang fuck 21 pilots

[@pffft5679]

What? i don't know what that is

[@AnshumanthRao]

with everything Amir does, "daddy " makes Jake uncomfortable?

[@jackmanning1117]

Life is terrible tell him where it was! At a rave! Yeah at a rave!

[@Winteramen]

*_Boiling hot spum?!_*

[@GoodFriendsForever]

Give daddy a bite

[@surelock3221]

*unzips*

[@laughingskuls7000]

now anytime i want a bite of a friends food i cant help but ask it like that

[@SilverScizor753]

I love how they can't even hold a normal conversation for 30 seconds.

[@fredof4413]

vaguely

[@KushalKshatri]

There's a disconnect here

[@thebadishradish]

We’ll play it by year

[@FairEnoughDude]

Consider it dumb

[@shinjinobrave]

I have never had a normal conversation with a normal human being in my life, I'm a loser.

[@4r1777]

up till 0:24 it was nice to see jake and amir be normal

[@thatquietkid]

I love their inter lapping arguments, this and New Shirt are golden

[@unwindingamoeba9655]

usually the format is either Amir acting crazy while Jake tries to deal with it or Jake acting crazy due to his insecurities and possibly Amir copying him but usually acting pretty normal, so it's strange to see an episode where Amir is the "crazy one" but Jake is the actual one at fault

[@yoshortyb]

at 1:33 they say drop it and you hear a coin fall, woah

[@yanivrubin4166]

I love jake's sad "you're not even chewing it..."

[@Stukill]

Holy damn. This is the only episode where both of them are explaining rational arguments, however fervently. Groundbreaking

[@ferrosplice8460]

Remember

[@LancesArmorStriking]

​@@ferrosplice8460 Rember

[@syrenia09]

Awww,it's cute when they go back and forth like this =p

[@savagepinksock]

i can be cute

[@syrenia09]

O.O

[@savagepinksock]

mhmmmm

[@purrup1]

Can I have a bite bro Can I have a bite cous' Can I have a bite aunt LOL he called jake his aunt

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

he called him jake's aunt

[@regularshow960]

I love the episodes where they're talking at the same time :D

[@jusssnow8271]

Genuinely the best episode ever made

[@Equanox214]

i love in the final episode its basically them arguing like this for 8 years lol

[@TheRealKhun]

this is actually the most normal episode

[@tentacruel5297]

1:22 is pure gold lol

[@mcdutch83]

That sandwich looks really good by the way. Give daddy a bite lmao. This is my favorite Jake and Amir video

[@alexanderm2220]

This one part sums up the entire argument: Amir: So me saying it's not a thing makes it a thing? Okay me saying this is not a computer makes it a computer. *Amir says whilst actually tapping a computer*

[@JeremyHoffman]

And later "oh, the veins in my neck! I guess they're freaking you out because *they* called you daddy!"

[@ursamellis264]

Amir is kinda right that it tends to be okay if you stay on your generational branches of the tree: “cuz”, “bro”, “sis”. It gets more uncomfortable when you go up down, or further out…

[@riedstep]

This is legit one of the best ones. It gets better with every replay.

[@baljot1231]

The way Jake says “you’re not even chewing it!”, sounds so sad

[@TheKenttt]

Arguing like this is an art form.

[@CrocBrah]

its funnier when u know amir's about to say it

[@OmgitsNeens]

"The veins too you're freaked out by them cause they're calling you daddy" lmao

[@riedstep]

one of the best ones

[@ghidfg]

every word and expression in this video is perfect holy shit

[@turdferguson9452]

My favorite episode

[@QTtiger9]

Whenever I need practice listening to several people talking at once, I watch Jake and Amir.

[@gavinmir168]

I couldn't breathe after, "give Daddy a bite" XD

[@zzzzzzzzzzz6]

The "Give daddy a bite! Give daddy a bite!" part was amazing

[@BrianMontesQ]

How have I never seen this one.. I thought I saw them all..

[@shyygaming]

Bad you.

[@lachlanrck944]

Bad me? No, bad you

[@shadowmane55]

everything jake and amir is gold!!!

[@admurray2]

"You're not even chewing it..." Hilarious.

[@shibadoge5349]

I love these improv arguments, I have to watch them twice to listen to each person, and both are killerrr

[@Yoni123]

someone wanna do a transcript of this lol`?

[@JayfeatherFan1000]

"I'm gonna throw it away. Where is it?" "I got it." "HOW?" "I guess daddy wins!" "You're not even chewing it..."

[@waferjuice]

can someone tell me the backstory of why jake has a beard?

[@davejohnston9446]

Puberty

[@GhidorahCAM]

I think this is around the time him and streeter had a bet. If jake can keep a beard longer than streeter can keep his super long hair

[@ehill1536]

It's always fun trying to find some of these videos for a rewatch. Even though I found it searching 'Jake and Amir sandwich'. I forgot they were even talking about Homeland.

[@thndr_5468]

I searched "give daddy a bite"

[@partylikeits1066]

This video raised my blood pressure

[@jamespusey7186]

performance-wise, that ending back and forth so great

[@JoshLikeCrazy]

"this is NOT a computer"

[@DjRaToX]

i first watched it and listened to amir, then rewatched it so i can listen to jake. Now i understand both.

[@MegaNightmare4]

The only time ever where Amir is in the right

[@1173mrwan]

there was one time when Pat helped him

[@MyBlogsTV]

Mrwan Nabil and when will agreed with him about the papa johns commercial thing

[@jacoblessing7929]

@@MyBlogsTV Yeah, but it wasn't his place to do that.

[@MyBlogsTV]

Jacob Lessing Go home Jake!

[@jacoblessing7929]

@@MyBlogsTV Quiet, Rod.

[@XmungaM]

This and New Shirt are my favorite yelling-over-each-other episodes

[@bs7631]

They look like they are gradually evolving into Rhett and link!

[@MaRaX93]

devolving*

[@TheSuperstar3000]

The veins in his neck calling Jake daddy LOL!!!! I LOVE Amir

[@SunnyNagam]

I agree with amir, jake should chill.

[@sendotakeshi2836]

Jake got offended and was going to leave. Amir was the one making a big deal about it.

[@SunnyNagam]

They were getting along fine for once, until jake had to make a big deal out of a little nickname.

[@sendotakeshi2836]

It made him uncomfortable. Even if it's not a big deal to you, some people find things more offending than others. And Jake could have just left and it would be over with.

[@SunnyNagam]

Yugi Muto I agree that somethings make people uncomfortable, but seriously? This is Jake! Hes been burnt, hit, and had his family trips ruined thanks to Amir. I'm pretty sure he could of taken "Give daddy a bite"..

[@SunnyNagam]

Also he's been called names like "cunt" and embarrassed and tazed in the train station.

[@Draikenx]

Best jake and amir in a very long time.

[@gloop32]

Am i the only one who could only hear and understand amir during the double rant

[@hamishr5726]

Isn't that always the case

[@Aomicplane]

+gloop32 I totally understood them both at the same time. Is that a gift?xd

[@Search4truth488]

+gloop32 I always hear Jake more, Amir just seems to be rambling so it's less distinguishable to me.

[@kentmorrissey]

Yes.

[@justinlee6047]

"Ok, 'This is not a computer,' I guess it makes it a computer," he says gesturing to a computer.

[@sendotakeshi2836]

That sandwich does look good.

[@sendotakeshi2836]

Yeah give daddy a bite

[@FrivolousShara]

I knew that peace and tranquility wouldn't last x)

[@atomatopia1]

Here's a lot of people here that are on Amir's side but I don't really see it. It's understandable to call someone bro or 'cuz because when you become close with someone you become brother-like or cousin-like to that someone. When you call yourself someone else's dad (especially daddy, which often has sexually related implications) then you imply the person is subservient to you and/or you are making sexual implications. However all bets are off if you both agree to it or understand you are joking, which Jake clearly did none of (not to mention his background with his dad).

[@legoindy111]

Calling yourself...my aunt?

[@Search4truth488]

Lol the episode is called something that isn't mentioned after the first 25 seconds

[@FriendlyFunFunMan]

sponsored

[@Search4truth488]

FriendlyFunFunMan isFun Wouldn't surprise me, they did a lot of that it seemed.

[@zzzzzzzzzzz6]

The delivery of that line is amazing

[@lukemckenzie0121]

*G I V E D A D D Y A B I T E*

[@dannyphehe]

I love Amirs little head shakes and stuff.

[@thedick009]

Am I the only one who totally agrees with Amir in this vid? Like that totally is the kind of think someone would jokingly say to their friend, idk why the fuck Jake overreacts like that

[@jorgelujan9942]

+Ben Dick yeah totally. i think they took this concept a bit further with the Lunch Conversation video.

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

+Ben Dick You gotta just put Amir's actions in context with about everything he said. There's also the fact that he totally doubled down and defended it, Amir-style with a little bit of salt, instead of just saying sorry.

[@thedick009]

Well granted once the argument gets going Amir definitely becomes less reasonable but I still think Jake's initial reaction was unwarranted

[@someperson5506]

+Ben Dick There's also the context that this is amir.

[@CoraMayBeanbag]

At first the show tries to tell you Amir is weird and unnatural, but as you watch more, you realize they both have imperfections. Here we see both sides: Jake just wants to be cooler than Amir and not be friends with him while Amir obsseses with Jake and just needs 1 friend...

[@maridaking]

"I'll give you a family tree" cracked me up :D :D

[@heath1982]

Give daddy a like

[@jf160297]

I just got home after having a splitting headache all day and thought, "I'll just watch some Jake and Amir to relax a bit." BAD DECISION.

[@chihirokosaka9288]

Its weird how I followed this..

[@Fuffuloo]

This is one of the best ones ever...

[@kierstenchronicles]

For once I agree with Amir haha

[@northusauser]

Kiersten Chronicles I agree with him more often times than not.

[@stuee]

Best ep

[@TheSmilyInc]

Calling yourself my aunt?

[@brendontompa-clinch2306]

TheSmilyInc that part kills me everytime. XD

[@Dinjur]

"Give daddy a bite" *Nearly Vomits*

[@LMNtaLXicon]

I think... I think Amir was in the right in this one.

[@TruthPeace]

LOL "ungrateful little pineapple" Love it!

[@ArvisSc]

What's so wrong about what Amir said? That isn't necessarily only compatible with sexual context.

[@shibadoge5349]

Calling himself daddy is what made Jake uncomfortable.

[@bigsillysockfullofspiders2715]

My number 1 episode of all time

[@Sunnytimes14]

It annoys me how jake can get so angry so easily.

[@T0xicZ]

So you wouldn't be uncomfortable if one of your friends called you daddy or mommy?

[@b0dyy0sa]

Stop being a diva

[@Sunnytimes14]

+Alex Griffin yeah it would be awkward but Jake overreacted. I wouldn't have behaved like that.

[@Powerman77775]

Yeah maybe if it was only a one time bad thing but Amir is always rubbing Jake the wrong way and because of that Jake is probably feeling on the edge ready to snap at any wrong thing Amir does.

[@NihilNode]

Hah, I was a little iffy about this one until the very end :D "You're not even chewing it!" Made me burst a bit.

[@savagepinksock]

IM THE ONLY COMMENT YOU CAN LIKE! update ftw

[@GetBodiedSon]

Wow thanks! I hope I fall in love too!

[@savagepinksock]

***** or maybe i wont :P maybe ill win ppl over with my rock hard abs

[@savagepinksock]

***** okay quick question tho your hairs blue so like im not an emo guy but like i have black hair so like if i dyed it blue would i seem gay? cuz im fairly sure im not and i dont wanna give out the wrong idea

[@savagepinksock]

***** yours looks pretty great i might go for that

[@savagepinksock]

***** i will dnt worry ill make it my profile pic it'llbe cute

[@bteddybear]

...somehow, this is one of the best episodes they've made so far.

[@KyleSisco]

might be my favorite episode

[@AprilRyan25]

The way Jake said the last line.... he sounded so sad... poor Jake.

[@leekyoverhere]

This is just like the "New Shirt" episode 😂😂 it starts particularly calm and then goes completely off the rails. For reals.

[@dionisioecu]

OMG first jake and amir that actually makes lmao in the last 8 months

[@fryingraijin]

This might be my favourite episode.

[@litapearl]

wait. the beginning. it was so genuine. and sweet. and -- and friendly. :3

[@ze_rubenator]

I feel so sorry for you and all the free content that's available to you.

[@RemoteIndigoIndex]

wow that was nice! I really liked the timing on that and i could understand what each one was saying while they interrupted each other.