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@ThrillaWhale9 жыл бұрын
Amir was having an actual conversation with Jake; he should have just enjoyed the moment.
@mentalbreakgaming31029 жыл бұрын
+Thrilla Whale damn he spoiled homeland for me :C
@markonino126 жыл бұрын
So u think this is actually a REAL conversation do you? No, u really think that this scripted comedy video is based on reality huh. Fkkn idiots.
@tlloxus17146 жыл бұрын
Georgie M calm down
@thomasd31046 жыл бұрын
Thrilla Whale He'a never had a normal conversation with a normal person in his entire life. He's a loser!
@CrazyGnome076 жыл бұрын
you added that last part!
@wenamun456810 жыл бұрын
This episode showcases probably the most normal conversation between them.
@bobsonny4 жыл бұрын
And also a short conversation about Homeland.
@danvillalba57793 жыл бұрын
Vaguely
@AirBulletin3 жыл бұрын
@@danvillalba5779 play it by ear ?
@macnolds41453 жыл бұрын
@@AirBulletin There's a disconnect here.
@gabrielkaam23 жыл бұрын
I wish my friend Ven was here
@riedstep6 жыл бұрын
from the massive amount of dialog to the tone changes and the twist ending, its hard not to consider this one of the best jake and amir episodes.
@ferrosplice846011 ай бұрын
Return
@jeremybuckets2 жыл бұрын
This is inarguably one of most well produced episodes of Josh and Amir
@unicornevil6913 Жыл бұрын
pretty sure it's called Jack and Amil.
@martijnslegers7523 Жыл бұрын
@@unicornevil6913 I thought it was Jake & A Boot :O
@mikef7698 Жыл бұрын
@@martijnslegers7523 this is Ace and Jocelyn
@happypasta6 Жыл бұрын
@@mikef7698no it’s the Pinch and Liquid Nice
@brettwilson2589 Жыл бұрын
It’s Jake and a Mirror
@NavyBlueMan8 жыл бұрын
I love how it has absolutely nothing to do with homeland
@OhplsAndrew7 жыл бұрын
Dude, did you see Homeland last night?
@michaelbarker67323 ай бұрын
Still to this day have no idea what homeland is even about
@zestyzucchini573 жыл бұрын
amir so beautifully sabotages his relationship with jake. every chance he gets he ruins lol. it finally makes sense to me after that patreon episode where they read an old unaired script in which amir explains that he's trying to find out everything about jake to complete some "mental painting" of him, refining the picture "pixel by pixel" and how he's afraid of what happens when the picture is complete. like he can't even let himself reach his end goal.
@Maazin53 жыл бұрын
Holy guac that's dark
@mrmaster1176 Жыл бұрын
What patron episode is that? I want to see it now
@bradygalen76609 жыл бұрын
0:00-0:23 is how I picture jake and amir's relationship (as characters) outside of the videos we see. Every video revolves around some conflict that they have, recorded to entertain us, the audience; but aside from those select instances, I truly believe that Jake and Amir are quite good friends.
@bfmw139 жыл бұрын
Brady Galen I've commented this somewhere else before, but Amir legit stabbed Jake once
@EpicBlooFox9 жыл бұрын
Brady Galen You should listen to their podcast.
@mikeshaftx9 жыл бұрын
Yep. That butt chugging episode was totally inspired by real events.
@Jaredskoll9 жыл бұрын
+EpicBlooFox I had no idea they had a podcast. Thank you!
@EpicBlooFox9 жыл бұрын
Haha the podcast is what gives me life xD
@kuya.jwall2310 жыл бұрын
Anyone else on a marathon?
@adhdgamer531310 жыл бұрын
Yep
@BenjaminGoose10 жыл бұрын
How do you watch this whilst running?
@kuya.jwall2310 жыл бұрын
BenjaminGoose Very carefully
@brandonhopkins62519 жыл бұрын
John Wallace Jake and Amir = comedic crack
@JohnStardust8 жыл бұрын
Forever
@lillian40578 жыл бұрын
Jake just ruined pretty much the only normal conversation he's had with Amir. Now how about you give Mommy a like. ;)
@ForgefaneCreations8 жыл бұрын
*retches*
@CarloMartinini8 жыл бұрын
Amir ruined it, lol. Calling someone daddy is clearly weird guys. And besides, Jake doesn't care if he ruined the only normal conversation he's ever had with Amir. He hates Amir. Amir cares.
@hotcoolsoup88427 жыл бұрын
He hates him, but they're still BFFs... He clearly cares about him because he moved across the country with him; buuuut~... Towards the end he kinda veered towards the "I wish you were dead." area so, I guess maybe
@bfmw137 жыл бұрын
Yeah, calling someone "daddy" is weird. But I think Jake, in the spirit of encouraging Amir to become more normal, should excuse a minor lapse like this.
@Dertlecup7 жыл бұрын
I don't think calling a friend daddy is weird. It's just a funny joke
@Savigg10 жыл бұрын
Jake has had like twenty different facial hair styles
@callowaymotorcompany10 жыл бұрын
Winner winner chicken chinner
@not_henry_the_fifth9 жыл бұрын
Hail_The_Milkman ! I made out with my cousin at a dayve
@hail_the_milkman84169 жыл бұрын
therollingstones321 The point is I go to Raves !!
@MrTravis3469 жыл бұрын
50procent SAVIG i made out with my nephew at a house party!
@gloop329 жыл бұрын
PelicanPubes tell them where it was
@shadowmane552 жыл бұрын
This wasn't an insecure Jake episode yet he and Amie were on par in their interactions. There was no high horse between the two. Rare occurence
@darkartsdabbler24078 жыл бұрын
For once I'm siding with Amir. Daddy wins, indeed.
@pffft56798 жыл бұрын
+Dick Grayson me too.
@MasterShakeXYZ8 жыл бұрын
+Holden Mcgroine he's being a Dick.
@dhvsheabdh8 жыл бұрын
His arguments were just reductio ad absurdum, cherry picking or strawmen. So why?
@tor33586 жыл бұрын
dhvsheabdh Is that a harry potter spell?
@verycoolguy34575 жыл бұрын
Dark Arts Dabbler for ONCE?!
@reallyFrogman7 жыл бұрын
I like how they started talking. A normal conversation for Amirs standards. But I really liked that Jake was excited and happy while talking to Amir.
@ferrosplice846011 ай бұрын
Yeah
@johnnyzuidema61935 жыл бұрын
"Give daddy a bite" might be the best line in the series.
@TestTubeGirl10 жыл бұрын
Aww.. It was going so well..
@pffft56798 жыл бұрын
this was a normal coversation up until 0:21
@jackwatson55478 жыл бұрын
Until 0:01
@pffft56798 жыл бұрын
lol
@deemster08 жыл бұрын
Vaguely, there's a disconnect here.
@EmersonBorakove7 жыл бұрын
Julian Yang fuck 21 pilots
@pffft56797 жыл бұрын
What? i don't know what that is
@AnshumanthRao8 жыл бұрын
with everything Amir does, "daddy " makes Jake uncomfortable?
@jackmanning11174 жыл бұрын
Life is terrible tell him where it was! At a rave! Yeah at a rave!
@Winteramen3 жыл бұрын
*_Boiling hot spum?!_*
@GoodFriendsForever10 жыл бұрын
Give daddy a bite
@surelock32216 жыл бұрын
*unzips*
@laughingskuls70006 жыл бұрын
now anytime i want a bite of a friends food i cant help but ask it like that
@SilverScizor75310 жыл бұрын
I love how they can't even hold a normal conversation for 30 seconds.
@fredof44136 жыл бұрын
vaguely
@KushalKshatri4 жыл бұрын
There's a disconnect here
@thebadishradish3 жыл бұрын
We’ll play it by year
@FairEnoughDude3 жыл бұрын
Consider it dumb
@shinjinobrave2 жыл бұрын
I have never had a normal conversation with a normal human being in my life, I'm a loser.
@4r17778 жыл бұрын
up till 0:24 it was nice to see jake and amir be normal
@thatquietkid5 жыл бұрын
I love their inter lapping arguments, this and New Shirt are golden
@unwindingamoeba96557 жыл бұрын
usually the format is either Amir acting crazy while Jake tries to deal with it or Jake acting crazy due to his insecurities and possibly Amir copying him but usually acting pretty normal, so it's strange to see an episode where Amir is the "crazy one" but Jake is the actual one at fault
@yoshortyb9 жыл бұрын
at 1:33 they say drop it and you hear a coin fall, woah
@yanivrubin41662 жыл бұрын
I love jake's sad "you're not even chewing it..."
@Stukill11 жыл бұрын
Holy damn. This is the only episode where both of them are explaining rational arguments, however fervently. Groundbreaking
@ferrosplice846011 ай бұрын
Remember
@LancesArmorStriking8 ай бұрын
@@ferrosplice8460 Rember
@syrenia0910 жыл бұрын
Awww,it's cute when they go back and forth like this =p
@savagepinksock10 жыл бұрын
i can be cute
@syrenia0910 жыл бұрын
O.O
@savagepinksock10 жыл бұрын
mhmmmm
@purrup110 жыл бұрын
Can I have a bite bro Can I have a bite cous' Can I have a bite aunt LOL he called jake his aunt
@bunnyfaceperson1239 жыл бұрын
he called him jake's aunt
@regularshow9607 жыл бұрын
I love the episodes where they're talking at the same time :D
@jusssnow8271 Жыл бұрын
Genuinely the best episode ever made
@Equanox2148 жыл бұрын
i love in the final episode its basically them arguing like this for 8 years lol
@TheRealKhun10 жыл бұрын
this is actually the most normal episode
@tentacruel52973 жыл бұрын
1:22 is pure gold lol
@mcdutch835 жыл бұрын
That sandwich looks really good by the way. Give daddy a bite lmao. This is my favorite Jake and Amir video
@alexanderm22204 жыл бұрын
This one part sums up the entire argument: Amir: So me saying it's not a thing makes it a thing? Okay me saying this is not a computer makes it a computer. *Amir says whilst actually tapping a computer*
@JeremyHoffmanАй бұрын
And later "oh, the veins in my neck! I guess they're freaking you out because *they* called you daddy!"
@ursamellis2643 жыл бұрын
Amir is kinda right that it tends to be okay if you stay on your generational branches of the tree: “cuz”, “bro”, “sis”. It gets more uncomfortable when you go up down, or further out…
@riedstep5 жыл бұрын
This is legit one of the best ones. It gets better with every replay.
@baljot12315 жыл бұрын
The way Jake says “you’re not even chewing it!”, sounds so sad
@TheKenttt5 жыл бұрын
Arguing like this is an art form.
@CrocBrah10 жыл бұрын
its funnier when u know amir's about to say it
@OmgitsNeens5 жыл бұрын
"The veins too you're freaked out by them cause they're calling you daddy" lmao
@riedstep7 жыл бұрын
one of the best ones
@ghidfg6 жыл бұрын
every word and expression in this video is perfect holy shit
@turdferguson94528 жыл бұрын
My favorite episode
@QTtiger911 жыл бұрын
Whenever I need practice listening to several people talking at once, I watch Jake and Amir.
@gavinmir1688 жыл бұрын
I couldn't breathe after, "give Daddy a bite" XD
@zzzzzzzzzzz64 жыл бұрын
The "Give daddy a bite! Give daddy a bite!" part was amazing
@BrianMontesQ10 жыл бұрын
How have I never seen this one.. I thought I saw them all..
@shyygaming10 жыл бұрын
Bad you.
@lachlanrck94410 жыл бұрын
Bad me? No, bad you
@shadowmane5511 жыл бұрын
everything jake and amir is gold!!!
@admurray210 жыл бұрын
"You're not even chewing it..." Hilarious.
@shibadoge53498 жыл бұрын
I love these improv arguments, I have to watch them twice to listen to each person, and both are killerrr
@Yoni1238 жыл бұрын
someone wanna do a transcript of this lol`?
@JayfeatherFan10009 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna throw it away. Where is it?" "I got it." "HOW?" "I guess daddy wins!" "You're not even chewing it..."
@waferjuice10 жыл бұрын
can someone tell me the backstory of why jake has a beard?
@davejohnston944610 жыл бұрын
Puberty
@GhidorahCAM10 жыл бұрын
I think this is around the time him and streeter had a bet. If jake can keep a beard longer than streeter can keep his super long hair
@ehill153610 ай бұрын
It's always fun trying to find some of these videos for a rewatch. Even though I found it searching 'Jake and Amir sandwich'. I forgot they were even talking about Homeland.
@thndr_54687 ай бұрын
I searched "give daddy a bite"
@partylikeits10668 жыл бұрын
This video raised my blood pressure
@jamespusey71864 ай бұрын
performance-wise, that ending back and forth so great
@JoshLikeCrazy10 жыл бұрын
"this is NOT a computer"
@DjRaToX8 жыл бұрын
i first watched it and listened to amir, then rewatched it so i can listen to jake. Now i understand both.
@MegaNightmare47 жыл бұрын
The only time ever where Amir is in the right
@1173mrwan7 жыл бұрын
there was one time when Pat helped him
@MyBlogsTV7 жыл бұрын
Mrwan Nabil and when will agreed with him about the papa johns commercial thing
@jacoblessing79294 жыл бұрын
@@MyBlogsTV Yeah, but it wasn't his place to do that.
@MyBlogsTV4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Lessing Go home Jake!
@jacoblessing79294 жыл бұрын
@@MyBlogsTV Quiet, Rod.
@XmungaM3 ай бұрын
This and New Shirt are my favorite yelling-over-each-other episodes
@bs76319 жыл бұрын
They look like they are gradually evolving into Rhett and link!
@MaRaX934 жыл бұрын
devolving*
@TheSuperstar300011 жыл бұрын
The veins in his neck calling Jake daddy LOL!!!! I LOVE Amir
@SunnyNagam10 жыл бұрын
I agree with amir, jake should chill.
@sendotakeshi283610 жыл бұрын
Jake got offended and was going to leave. Amir was the one making a big deal about it.
@SunnyNagam10 жыл бұрын
They were getting along fine for once, until jake had to make a big deal out of a little nickname.
@sendotakeshi283610 жыл бұрын
It made him uncomfortable. Even if it's not a big deal to you, some people find things more offending than others. And Jake could have just left and it would be over with.
@SunnyNagam10 жыл бұрын
Yugi Muto I agree that somethings make people uncomfortable, but seriously? This is Jake! Hes been burnt, hit, and had his family trips ruined thanks to Amir. I'm pretty sure he could of taken "Give daddy a bite"..
@SunnyNagam10 жыл бұрын
Also he's been called names like "cunt" and embarrassed and tazed in the train station.
@Draikenx11 жыл бұрын
Best jake and amir in a very long time.
@gloop329 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who could only hear and understand amir during the double rant
@hamishr57269 жыл бұрын
Isn't that always the case
@Aomicplane9 жыл бұрын
+gloop32 I totally understood them both at the same time. Is that a gift?xd
@Search4truth4888 жыл бұрын
+gloop32 I always hear Jake more, Amir just seems to be rambling so it's less distinguishable to me.
@kentmorrissey7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@justinlee60473 ай бұрын
"Ok, 'This is not a computer,' I guess it makes it a computer," he says gesturing to a computer.
@sendotakeshi283610 жыл бұрын
That sandwich does look good.
@sendotakeshi28365 жыл бұрын
Yeah give daddy a bite
@FrivolousShara11 жыл бұрын
I knew that peace and tranquility wouldn't last x)
@atomatopia17 жыл бұрын
Here's a lot of people here that are on Amir's side but I don't really see it. It's understandable to call someone bro or 'cuz because when you become close with someone you become brother-like or cousin-like to that someone. When you call yourself someone else's dad (especially daddy, which often has sexually related implications) then you imply the person is subservient to you and/or you are making sexual implications. However all bets are off if you both agree to it or understand you are joking, which Jake clearly did none of (not to mention his background with his dad).
@legoindy1115 жыл бұрын
Calling yourself...my aunt?
@Search4truth4888 жыл бұрын
Lol the episode is called something that isn't mentioned after the first 25 seconds
@FriendlyFunFunMan7 жыл бұрын
sponsored
@Search4truth4887 жыл бұрын
FriendlyFunFunMan isFun Wouldn't surprise me, they did a lot of that it seemed.
@zzzzzzzzzzz64 жыл бұрын
The delivery of that line is amazing
@lukemckenzie01217 жыл бұрын
*G I V E D A D D Y A B I T E*
@dannyphehe10 жыл бұрын
I love Amirs little head shakes and stuff.
@thedick0099 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who totally agrees with Amir in this vid? Like that totally is the kind of think someone would jokingly say to their friend, idk why the fuck Jake overreacts like that
@jorgelujan99429 жыл бұрын
+Ben Dick yeah totally. i think they took this concept a bit further with the Lunch Conversation video.
@dynaboyjl.42209 жыл бұрын
+Ben Dick You gotta just put Amir's actions in context with about everything he said. There's also the fact that he totally doubled down and defended it, Amir-style with a little bit of salt, instead of just saying sorry.
@thedick0099 жыл бұрын
Well granted once the argument gets going Amir definitely becomes less reasonable but I still think Jake's initial reaction was unwarranted
@someperson55069 жыл бұрын
+Ben Dick There's also the context that this is amir.
@CoraMayBeanbag8 жыл бұрын
At first the show tries to tell you Amir is weird and unnatural, but as you watch more, you realize they both have imperfections. Here we see both sides: Jake just wants to be cooler than Amir and not be friends with him while Amir obsseses with Jake and just needs 1 friend...
@maridaking11 жыл бұрын
"I'll give you a family tree" cracked me up :D :D
@heath19826 жыл бұрын
Give daddy a like
@jf16029711 жыл бұрын
I just got home after having a splitting headache all day and thought, "I'll just watch some Jake and Amir to relax a bit." BAD DECISION.
@chihirokosaka92889 жыл бұрын
Its weird how I followed this..
@Fuffuloo11 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best ones ever...
@kierstenchronicles10 жыл бұрын
For once I agree with Amir haha
@northusauser9 жыл бұрын
Kiersten Chronicles I agree with him more often times than not.
@stuee5 жыл бұрын
Best ep
@TheSmilyInc8 жыл бұрын
Calling yourself my aunt?
@brendontompa-clinch23067 жыл бұрын
TheSmilyInc that part kills me everytime. XD
@Dinjur5 жыл бұрын
"Give daddy a bite" *Nearly Vomits*
@LMNtaLXicon10 жыл бұрын
I think... I think Amir was in the right in this one.
@TruthPeace11 жыл бұрын
LOL "ungrateful little pineapple" Love it!
@ArvisSc10 жыл бұрын
What's so wrong about what Amir said? That isn't necessarily only compatible with sexual context.
@shibadoge53499 жыл бұрын
Calling himself daddy is what made Jake uncomfortable.
@bigsillysockfullofspiders27153 жыл бұрын
My number 1 episode of all time
@Sunnytimes149 жыл бұрын
It annoys me how jake can get so angry so easily.
@T0xicZ9 жыл бұрын
So you wouldn't be uncomfortable if one of your friends called you daddy or mommy?
@b0dyy0sa9 жыл бұрын
Stop being a diva
@Sunnytimes149 жыл бұрын
+Alex Griffin yeah it would be awkward but Jake overreacted. I wouldn't have behaved like that.
@Powerman777758 жыл бұрын
Yeah maybe if it was only a one time bad thing but Amir is always rubbing Jake the wrong way and because of that Jake is probably feeling on the edge ready to snap at any wrong thing Amir does.
@NihilNode11 жыл бұрын
Hah, I was a little iffy about this one until the very end :D "You're not even chewing it!" Made me burst a bit.
@savagepinksock10 жыл бұрын
IM THE ONLY COMMENT YOU CAN LIKE! update ftw
@GetBodiedSon10 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks! I hope I fall in love too!
@savagepinksock10 жыл бұрын
***** or maybe i wont :P maybe ill win ppl over with my rock hard abs
@savagepinksock10 жыл бұрын
***** okay quick question tho your hairs blue so like im not an emo guy but like i have black hair so like if i dyed it blue would i seem gay? cuz im fairly sure im not and i dont wanna give out the wrong idea
@savagepinksock10 жыл бұрын
***** yours looks pretty great i might go for that
@savagepinksock10 жыл бұрын
***** i will dnt worry ill make it my profile pic it'llbe cute
@bteddybear11 жыл бұрын
...somehow, this is one of the best episodes they've made so far.
@KyleSisco9 жыл бұрын
might be my favorite episode
@AprilRyan2511 жыл бұрын
The way Jake said the last line.... he sounded so sad... poor Jake.
@leekyoverhere Жыл бұрын
This is just like the "New Shirt" episode 😂😂 it starts particularly calm and then goes completely off the rails. For reals.
@dionisioecu11 жыл бұрын
OMG first jake and amir that actually makes lmao in the last 8 months
@fryingraijin6 жыл бұрын
This might be my favourite episode.
@litapearl11 жыл бұрын
wait. the beginning. it was so genuine. and sweet. and -- and friendly. :3
@ze_rubenator11 жыл бұрын
I feel so sorry for you and all the free content that's available to you.
@RemoteIndigoIndex11 жыл бұрын
wow that was nice! I really liked the timing on that and i could understand what each one was saying while they interrupted each other.