Jake and Amir: Poker

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[@paulroche6969]

I like how Jake's insecurity made him overlook that he won the bet. Amir said everybody, and Jake didn't bust out laughing.

[@darkgames3477]

The man above me is a philosopher, a pimp and a cool! Upvote him to karma heaven baby!"

[@giveny1]

Jake treats Amir like a little brother at his sleepover

[@AV9000x]

Did the greease princess hear what I had to say? We may never know.

[@humanzerohumanzero4825]

I love how jake says "I'm sorry" at the end so sincere

[@xXChaoticRavenXx]

He probably is,jake is usually the one call Amir out for being homophobic

[@Lunaticc18]

The Grease princess hooked up with Doobs on sillicon valley...

[@neontime8507]

Lol

[@yellllowbear]

I knew it! Took me a little to find this video.

[@indianawesomeness]

so many guest stars on jake and amir were on/star on silicon valley. i love it

[@krakler]

And Kumail.

[@munjee2]

@@krakler you mean Jake's brother ?

[@chaumas]

The way Streeter repositions himself before talking at the end has always seemed really funny to me. It's a subtle thing, but it's just great use of body language.

[@Aezoh]

"my mind was racing" hahaha

[@jeanarmin254]

"Did the Grease Princess hear what I said about her eyebrows?" "Yeah, I did."

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

My mind was racing.

[@xtdycxtfuv9353]

okay lets just play

[@charliereczek9690]

Ok uh, Stella. You’re small blind

[@tardersauce3578]

*m y m i n d w a s r a c i n g*

[@rossplendent]

The way he's bigger than everyone else is that he eats sandwiches more frequently than the average person.

[@CheckOutMyPokemons]

And that was the first and last we ever saw of "Stella"

[@TheFounderUtopia]

She must have returned to her grease castle in eyebrow-land.

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

She's on Silicon Valley.

[@elliotb1137]

+Bruce Wayne with doobs

[@genesisjones2116]

CheckOutMyPokemons l

[@Ashutoshlakra]

i knew i recognised her!

[@scratchscripter3511]

XD Amir's joke cracked me the fuck up! But Jakes was too far. I was highly offended

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

"My mind was racing" is among the most genius Amir lines of the series.

[@SalvableRuin]

Why?

[@usuwaniestukotu722]

I love it as well. Keep coming back to this video for this one line :D

[@Rachel98246]

"I have a gay cousin!" So does Amir xD

[@chaosangelzoneact365]

Chicken Permission It was a goof!

[@AndrewPonti]

It's 2013!

[@Christian-jv4pc]

He also once ate a gay beetle

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

ON A TUESDAY!!!

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Chicken Permission any chance you know Amir's friend Parm?

[@kevinfarrell9304]

_my mind was racing_ oh my god

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

I honestly cracked at "When there's something gay"

[@sweez28]

jadeveon clowney is a bitch

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

@@sweez28 sheagles suck bitch

[@aubriwoo]

"Oh no I can't play" "oh yea I just want to be here next to you" lmao best line ever

[@akulahirpada1993]

lol Jake should know better, even if the joke falls flat Amir probably won't keep his promise.

[@theultimatebro9278]

That line about her being 'that type of girl' has been stuck in my head for the last few years I can't believe I found it again

[@theultimatebro9278]

Cant believe I found this comment again

[@jonnnnniej]

Nice!

[@theultimatebro9278]

@@jonnnnniej I am so cringe

[@none11flop9]

@@theultimatebro9278 correct

[@NougatCN]

Lol the way jake says "enough" at 1:50

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

bad time link, bad you.

[@NougatCN]

+bunnyfaceperson123 how so

[@takasam2343]

+NougatCN It's exactly after he says "enough"^^

[@NougatCN]

+Taka Sam excweese me

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+NougatCN *excuisse

[@regalpanda4224]

I've always thought Streeter looks better with long hair. I don't much care for his short hair. He just looks cooler with long hair imo.

[@cooliovasquez]

He looks less fat

[@MichaelBacci]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@billybobjoe198]

What are you gay?

[@Yoni123]

The greasy skinned girl is really cute

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

+Yoni123 Dat backhanded compliment XD

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+WheresWallace4883 - it's part of the game dude

[@dr.richardfeynman7230]

The fuck!

[@LimLamOfficial]

It's called negging man, anyone who's anyone knows

[@leddyal-khakaf3378]

Liam McGowan I notice you're saying all of this into my neck 😉

[@DendyJungle]

"My mind was racing"

[@ThrillaWhale]

The Grease Princess looks like Marie from Breaking Bad.

[@blizzyfingers676]

she kind of does

[@eboooo]

She looks like Jason Bateman's sister from Krypton

[@hillelkahan7626]

"Yes he is very big" sometimes Amir is genuinely funny

[@oscarsaris3183]

Wait, how is Grease Princess Small Blind and Streeter Big Blind with Jake being the dealer inbetween them? PLOTHOLES

[@MrOneofthousands1994]

When did Marie Schrader start working at CollegeHumor?

[@TheKaeseStulle]

THEY'RE MINERALS!

[@DrRiq]

THANKS

[@youtubeaccount123]

"My mind was racing."

[@krazypatriot4]

One of the best Jake&Amir vids!

[@RyanRanHome]

MINDBLAST

[@LongLongLists]

MY MIND WAS RACING

[@pffft5679]

1:02 damn such good handwriting

[@iblame_nargles]

+Julian Yang You could say it's pretty.... TOP.

[@pffft5679]

lol

[@TheNitemare21]

This was one of my favorite newer video (:

[@TheLeoo117]

favorite jake and amir episode!!

[@DzhonijsDeelis]

If Stella was the small blind and Streeter was big blind and Jake was sitting between them and dealing cards would mean that Jake wasn't there to play but to only deal cards. Maybe that's because Jake is a loser too and was accepted in the circle on the condition that he doesn't paly but only deals instead. And then he retaliates to Amir and sets worse conditions for him to stay.

[@SeraphsWitness]

I agree, the blinds make no sense in this poker game unless jake is a dedicated dealer. Meaning he lost or wasn’t invited to play. Lol

[@uub12]

Nice Daniel Bryan beard jake

[@JosephDanielsOG]

bro i see you commenting on all these videos lol

[@iDirtyDianaX]

Darryl, Darryl, Darryl McMexican, how are you?

[@RagingMonkey2009]

This was a solid one!

[@Craig91214]

That nut buster joke was bloody hilarious! I might have to use it some time....

[@neontime8507]

SORRY FOR WHAT JAKE?! FOR THE WOLF?!

[@VeryBeowulf]

Poor Jake.

[@TemRMRF]

this was a good episode

[@JesterEXW]

YES!

[@arklowrockz]

Jake's dealing, how can the blinds be left and right of him??? Someone checking continuity shoulda caught that!!

[@SeraphsWitness]

arklowrockz I thought the same thing. Streeter is to Jake's left so he should be small blind. And whoever is next is big. I can't tell if it's Stella or the other dude.

[@vincevvn]

Jake could be all time dealer

[@arjunholmie]

It's either done on purpose just to show how they deliberately made Streeter big even though he's not, or it's a mistake

[@mysticvipersvlogs346]

I feel these episodes get darker and darker

[@seanlikesnfl]

awesome

[@RegiPanther]

i love how frequently Jake's facial hair changes :)

[@annoying5andy]

I only laughed at their laugh

[@SR3272]

I love how the endings always have that one last bit that's the funniest part of the whole thing.

[@MrElbanegrim]

Amir, I LOVE the movie you're in

[@alexhaines12]

For some reason I laugh out loud to Amir's joke every time I watch this. :D

[@johannesbinder26]

How is stella small blind and Streeter is bigblind? they are sitting in the wrong possisions

[@georgekearney8595]

THANK YOU

[@blackparademistress1]

*Positions?!

[@bongpoquito]

IS JAKE WEARING A T-SHIRT FROM HAMDEN?!?!?! HAMDEN CT!?!?!?

[@Aljalil]

that's where he's from

[@bongpoquito]

+truhb4sho I know, I was talking to him through twitter and I find it amazing that he is from my home town.

[@Aljalil]

+Brendan Randall that's dope u talked to jakedaman85

[@HarperNguyen]

Hamden Hall!

[@foolintherain100]

STOPPING BY FOR MY DAILY DOSE OF JAKE AND AMIR!

[@Kaplui]

yep definitely Like!

[@ShakedLevyMusic]

What if Amir really is physically incapable of having an internal monologue?

[@TheOfficialBacon]

Actually he is, we heard one in "Thoughts"

[@jamesmochoa]

Nut busters?

[@0axel078]

It's a play on Ghost Busters...

[@jamesmochoa]

Is it?

[@0axel078]

I should have noticed your name before I commented... -_-

[@jamesmochoa]

probably wise Sir.

[@allaroundtubin]

my mind was *racing*

[@PepsiMaxProductions]

Finally a decent video. Good job.

[@chrisweatherwax3721]

30 second ads for 2 minute videos? I'm never watching soccer again because of that stupid world cup ad. Been forced to watch it 500 times.

[@chrisweatherwax3721]

***** Seriously didn't know about that. I'm usually in my own little world writing songs and don't pay attention to things. Thanks I downloaded it works great, will never complain about ads again :)

[@Mers96]

Ultrabeast Harkonnen "I'm usually in my own little world writing songs and don't pay attention to things." That's probably the cringiest thing I have ever read.

[@iDirtyDianaX]

You're an ultrabeast in that regard

[@lidoeg2]

I like that we now know the secret story behind why Jake's beard and Streeter's hair are so long

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

What is it?

[@ejoshcoron]

My mind was racing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JesterEXW]

I watched these in High School and now I watch them in my office at work, very weird.

[@lucozade8373]

Last

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

Well Amir didn't make Jake laugh, so I guess Jake wins and Amir has to leave him alone forever.

[@prestondoran8707]

“My mind was racing” 😂😂

[@sebcde]

my mind is racing !

[@DarkCelestialBeing]

Its funny how in real life we don't laugh at Amir's joke but we laugh at Jake's

[@justinz9225]

Streeter should be small blind, he's to the dealer's left.

[@Enzombie]

wow I haven't seen ths one before!

[@bellagamez8422]

IVE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE AGHH

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

It's funny, cause Amir's correction of Jake using the phrase "talking it" was actually right. I guess he's gotta get something right after all these years.

[@TheJokerscene]

Wow... Jake's beard is terrible.

[@rasmusslagsvold6180]

TheJokerscene nah. you're terrible

[@quinintheclouds]

Bad beard? _Nahhh._ Bad you

[@TheJokerscene]

Goddammit Jake, stop making fake accounts!

[@Rushgoon1]

so much this

[@Rohanmrao1]

I starting lolling when amir said 'in yur nayburhuud'

[@SLACKLINEDUDE]

Stella is the highest level of cute of which all things cute are judged by.

[@SpongebobsABoss]

Haven't watched college humor in a while...and I come back to a practically Amish status beard on Jake's face, and rockstar hair on Streeter's head. Holy crap...what have I missed.

[@xy-inventor1885]

Are you the same person you were when you made this comment?

[@RunOutofGoodName]

Yes, it looks good

[@lucozade8373]

One I haven't seen before

[@Theolppoman]

epic!

[@vandercudo]

Cos of watching this i am gonna get poker videos for a month now...

[@ZacharyDavidColeman]

happy birthday.

[@MandyOdadjian]

Amir!! I love you

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

Jake is rocking the Abraham beard!! The true sign of a company man!

[@samweldon8104]

My mind was racing

[@MeggieCook]

"my mind was racing" hahahha

[@danny83222]

OH OH Legends of the hidden temple!!!

[@mischaplonsey5116]

i like that you called me buddy

[@simum1]

That joke at the end was so bad, but the laughing cracked me up

[@Awaveboarder]

my mind is racing.

[@maxwell246]

legend of the hidden temple tiki in the background what!!! why has no one spotted this

[@StickyNinja1]

yes

[@luff675]

"I have a gay cousin" xD haha laughed so hard

[@shadowedwolf123]

Didn't laugh at amir's joke but I did laugh at jake's fail.

[@jb90467]

his mind was racing.

[@PDog69]

I lost it when amir started singing

[@Rypsii]

Legend of the hidden temple statue in. The back

[@dmsk8t]

Hahahhahahahaha ! Awesome episode

[@TheNortherner55]

"My mind was racing" haha

[@XxDeadlyRedneckxX]

Braid it!!!

[@philly359]

Legends of the Hidden Temple!!!!

[@this_too_shaII_pass]

Holy shit the switcheroo episode!

[@paulcwy]

I like that he called me buddy