Roasting A Children's Hospital

[@imanirussellactor]

“we should treat our children better” - someone not wearing a mask during an ongoing pandemic in a hospital for sick children

[@LangkeeLongkee]

No cause

[@rhealewis4925]

Plus as someone who went to that hospital we don’t eat the cafeteria food that’s for guests and workers

[@gnat4941]

The pandemic is basically over now

[@LangkeeLongkee]

@@gnat4941 covid is still very much a problem, people are just more used to it now and not reporting cases

[@Sleepy_Star08]

@gnat the pandemic may be over, but covid still affects people and especially sick people, CHILDREN, who have weak immune systems...

[@tristangarcia6665]

So I used to volunteer at St. Jude children's hospital and most doctors would tell parents that the kids just need calories. So if the child wanted chicken nuggets and fries let them eat that. It's one less thing for the parents to worry about. For this man to have the audacity to do this is just maddening.

[@noriii]

fr when he pointed out the lemon cake was 409 calories I was like first of all that's a treat, and second of all I'm pretty sure that's the point...like to fill up the kid so they get enough food in their body...it's not that deep idk why he's being a weirdo (the guy in the vid not jake lol)

[@chocomelo454]

@@noriii yeah don't people who are undergoing chemo usually need a little extra food? also goddamn lemon cake? mmm... I would've killed for that in my hospital... all we had was fucked up meatloaf.

[@noriii]

@@chocomelo454 same bruh i got applesauce and gross ‘icecream’ these kids getting chicken tendiesssss that’s good !! id be dancing in the hospital if i got that for lunch

[@petrify4814]

When I was 13, I had a bicycle wreck that caused a 5 way skull fracture and I spent 4 days in the hospital after my surgery. My dad literally went and got me food from whatever restaurant I wanted for every meal. We RARELY ever ate out, fast food less than once a month, a nice seafood place once a year on my grandmother's birthday, but he knew that me being happy would make my healing process go better. I had fried oysters twice, McDonald's, Arby's, and a Jack's chicken biscuit and hashbrowns for breakfast every day. I was almost sad to have to go home after those 4 days rather than having absolutely hated being in the hospital. When my neurosurgeon came by to see me to approve me for discharge, he told my dad he'd never seen a patient be that happy while still having an eye swollen shut and blood dried into their hair so I don't think my situation would have somehow turned out better if I'd had to eat ground beef, raw eggs, and liver instead.

[@unknownentity7964]

When I was 9 or so, I just left hospital after being in for 4 months due to my intestinal failure getting worse. Before I had managed on really slow broken down amino acid tube feeds direct to my intestines, as my stomach was utterly broken but my intestines still had a little life left in em (not til that hospital trip at least lol). I ended up having to be put on IV nutrition through a line that goes into my chest, to my heart, a 24/7 infusion. As I rocked up at school, I was only going for 1 hour a day, to ease back into things. I made my way down to my classroom as the reception staff knew me and trusted I could go down a corridor on my own. Except, in that corridor was a lady setting up a healthy food stand, waiting for lunch time where she would get students to put the food in their lunchbox on one side of the table, and on the other side she would put 'better' options for each item. So, she saw me and thought she could do her thing for the first student of the day. Important info for this part, is that at the time I was visibly VERY underweight and malnourished. Also, any food I ate, I would vomit up. I had just had a tube installed, that could connect to a drain bag so I could at least have liquids, soup, frozen Popsicles etc for flavour, and drain it without having to vomit. People don't realise, but not eating for a long time kinda turns your brain feral. No matter if you're getting adequate nutrition from another source, if you don't physically eat buy mouth, your brain gets fixated on 'must eat must eat' , and I would get fixated on food, watching cooking videos, even being driven to eat non food items just to satisfy my brain that was going nuts bc I thought I was starving to death. So to help, I would eat ice or Popsicles when I got that 'urge', and cruching ice especially would calm my brain. So back to the story, I was eating a popsicle and had a type of backpack that would hold the IV nutrition bag, the tubing and the pump , so looking at it you would just think it's a regular bag. The lady launched into her healthy eating talk, and asked me what I had brought for my lunch, I said I didn't have anything. She insisted I was lying, as she could see my nearly finished popsicle. She grabbed the backpack off me and opened it up, I guess because she thought I hid my lunch in there. She was obviously confused, I tried to explain my situation but I hadterrible communication skills back then (autism) and couldn't find the right words. She kept semi yelling at me when I tried to explain that I couldn't eat, she didn't understand so eventually I just pulled up my t-shirt and showed her the drain bag. By then, a teacher heard the yelling and rescued me. But the lady insisted that even if I had an illness, I should be eating healthier foods than a popsicle. Long story, I'm not very good at summarising sorry. It's kinda funny to look back on but terrified me at the time

[@katherinecharette878]

when i was in my peak depression i had so much trouble feeding myself, and a large part of it was feeling shame from douchewads like this saying processed food is killing you when meanwhile it was all i could afford/had the energy to make. it wasn’t until my therapist told me that any calories are better than no calories that i started to understand that i just needed to stop shaming myself for where i was in that moment in time and my health significantly improved bc of it. believe it or not, not being at a chronic caloric deficit makes it easier to have the energy to care for yourself. don’t let losers like this gaslight u into feeling shitty about how u need to care for yourself

[@masonthejar8890]

👏👏👏

[@nina.robbs565]

this. my parents were in a health mlm, it's still hard for me to break out of that thinking in a depressive episode, especially when my sensory issues like to mostly target healthy foods 😭

[@kayleedalaba7094]

Thank you for saying this!!! My depression and shame around eating processed foods (thanks media) led to an eating disorder. Years into my recovery, I broke a knuckle on my right hand and it took so much extra energy learning to do everything with my left hand that my therapist recommended making frozen meals you get at the grocery store to give me one less thing to worry about but to also make sure I was getting enough calories. I’ve gotta say, having a professional encourage me to eat whatever I could, even if it was processed, was so freeing and prevented me from relapsing with my ED.

[@nnygem]

I hope you’re doing better

[@Asrielmerrymoon]

I'm kinda at that point myself ATM, and eating is so tiring. I already have a lot of trouble with appetite, and most days all I can eat is a cookie or a few bites of a sandwich. I hate being this much trouble. I try so hard to eat but the thought of eating is so gross and I can hardly eat my favorite foods, much less anything else.

[@Howdidyouknow04]

I saw a little kid who is a cancer survivor respond to the children hospital one shaming him. It was really powerful.

[@emma-sk3jw]

ayo can i get the username or link?

[@Howdidyouknow04]

@@emma-sk3jw dark_raven_beauty the video is from 12-6-2022.

[@toasty_tonsty]

@@Howdidyouknow04 I've looked but can't find it :(

[@Howdidyouknow04]

@@toasty_tonstyonce you go on it you’ll have to scroll a little and it’s the one with 1.2 million views.

[@zetjet9901]

@@toasty_tonsty I’ve found it. The commenter above you is correct about the date it was posted. I tried to post a link but it got deleted

[@khaos-is-online4569]

I actually used to be a child patient of St. Jude! At that point, it was hard to eat anything at all and I was more likely to eat something I liked. So what if it wasn’t the most healthy, was it going to kill me? No. In fact, the “bad food” helped because I ACTUALLY wanted to eat it. I volunteer there still because of what they did to me and the doctors care for all of those kids. It’s truly blasphemy what that guy is doing.

[@Bluebell42069]

This this this. When I was in a childrens hospital they were trying everything to make sure I gain weight, if they were to give me food I actually like I’m sure it would’ve been much easier

[@nunpho]

Exactly!

[@Loforshort29]

Exactly!!! Especially in a children's hospital if the kids will eat anything let them eat it ❤

[@magnoliaaagh]

why is no one talking about how this man said "vegetables CANONICALLY" as if everyone who disagrees with him is referring to the coffee shop AU of our universe

[@goobertron9099]

LMAOOOO ENOUGH

[@keshagriffin3375]

Why is this so bad-

[@heatherfoster7823]

LOOOL I caught that

[@sstrawberrycheesecake]

He's living in a fanfiction 😭😭

[@rubyzzz]

do u guys know where “canon” comes from or are you just being funny because genuinely can’t tell sometimes😭😭

[@charliekuski5986]

I wasn't at a children's hospital but I have spent 50+ days in the hospital with my dad . He has heart conditions and has needed 5 operations through 2022 . I had to find ways to make going to the hospital more enjoyable because watching your parent go through it all is really REALLY fucking difficult. The cafeteria was my escape to be able and enjoy so really good food that didn't kill my pocket bc we already are struggling financially. The food made me happy and was something I had to look forward to so I could keep some sort of sanity. Fuck that dude for shaming hospital food and shaming the staff for enjoying it. They want good food during their 18 hour shift. Let's see him do what they do and then go eat honey on a spoon . UHG what a jerk

[@BelindaShort]

I like hospital food and the comfort is so important.

[@thelittlecaravanner7748]

Same. When I was 16, my dad suddenly started fading from a blood disorder and we spent months in and out of various hospitals until he passed. The cafeteria was always my escape, too. I personally LOVED the food, and it was such a relief for my mom to not have to worry about cooking or leaving my dad's side! And there were PLENTY of healthy options too, like Jake called out this dude absolutely picked out the worst options he could find for his lil video.

[@DayseBa]

I hope your dad is better and you should find some little comforter to help you to keep your spirit high, if it is a book, good, if it is a spoon full of honey, is fine and it great if it is chicken nuggets and French fries, nothing to be ashamed for! Sending love and prayers to you and your family, may your 2023 be full of health!

[@OxyPox]

@@thelittlecaravanner7748 This hit very close to home ❤️❤️❤️ My grandmother was diagnosed with a blood disorder last year, and she's just not the same.

[@mechanomics2649]

Yeah, I really don't get the double standard of it being fine to go in on a regular hospital but not a children's hospital.

[@Grace-tg4oy]

I'm just imagining parents finding out their child has six months to live and they go to the cafeteria and they're just like "GREAT. SEED OILS."

[@urpaljesus392]

Rapeseed oil*

[@mythroatshurts]

the thing that frustrates me with his video at the childrens hospital is that he doesn't even take a second to consider how picky kids are with their food. no kid is going to want to eat liver or testicles, especially when they're sick at the hospital, they are gonna want something like chicken nuggets!

[@ickyvicky497]

I think he wants testicle tenders 😭

[@chocomelo454]

YEAAAH I'm 15 but when I was in the hospital this November I barely ate a thing because I'm a picky eater. for some reason if it smells off or looks off I can't get myself to eat it. especially if it tastes off.

[@ember9361]

Yeah you don’t uh You really don’t want to be giving testicles to kids

[@gardenGnosticc]

Hard agree as someone with sensory issues

[@mechanomics2649]

People like this guy tend to look at kids being picky eaters as a moral failing or character flaw.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

If a hospital were to try and serve completely unprocessed foods, the cost would be prohibitively expensive and it would likely result in a ton of waste, as most processed foods are way more shelf stable. I’d much rather hospitals sell cokes and fries and use their budget on bettering patient care instead

[@devium]

Not to mention the cafeteria isn't where the vast majority of patients eat. The patient food services is completely separate to the general use cafeteria.

[@OGimouse1]

@@devium I never once had an unhealthy meal from being served as a patient. They took into account my BMI and food allergies and assisted the portions of whatever I ordered from a pre-set list of offerings. I've been in and out of hospitals for 10 years

[@OxyPox]

@@OGimouse1 This !!!

[@Pigeonfox]

This is what happens when a vegan hurts your feelings so bad that you decide to make being a carnivore your entire personality 😭

[@justasquid8930]

ikr 💀

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

And both are equally annoying and make me want to become a cannibal

[@sunfxded]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 lol no what

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@sunfxded Did I stutter

[@Pigeonfox]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 ok Jeffrey

[@cjrose2624]

As a recovered anorexic, any calories are better than none. For sure. Even now, my depression makes it hard to have a healthy appetite and keeping easy, processed food around keeps me from unintentionally starving myself. In inpatient mental care, they provided lots of options and alternative menus and snacks. And logged our eating habits for us. And I'm not even a chronically ill child. I was 100x pickier as a kid as I am now. As many kids are. Add a chronic illness into the mix, and probably meds that screw with appetites, and you have a very difficult eating problem to tackle. Any food is better than none.

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

A steady healthy relationship with food can definitely improve depression symptoms long term. Investing in a healthy lifestyle is always worth it. I truly hope you find your way through!

[@cjrose2624]

@@dajiyahmcae1880 I'm more than aware of this. I'm also in therapy and on antidepressants. But thank you for your input.

[@cjrose2624]

@Dajiyah Mcae And my eating habits have significantly improved over the years. But depressive episodes will always happen, it's just my brain chemistry. And when they do, having easy, quick, and appetizing meals around me is a must. It just is.

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

@@cjrose2624 I had to get in the habit of charting predictable swings (usually in line with my cycle) so I make sure I pre make meals, get easy snacks or meal prep the week before I know a down is coming. Traumatic events on the other hand are harder to plan for so I got into the habit of pleasure baking. One of the tools my counselor gave me was practicing actively speaking through events and expressing what I need as it comes. There are so many tools to regulate mood it’s kind of a lil game 🤗

[@sammyd2299]

very proud of you, hope you’re doing well :)

[@kathleenistalking]

this guy's gonna be real upset when he finds out what animals eat

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

Oh my gosh the poisonous plants! Do you think he saw the happening and was traumatised?

[@sand2123]

@@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes next video he’s doing to a farm and criticizing what the gosh darn cows are eating💀

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

@@sand2123 😅

[@specializedchemicals6669]

dude would be in tears

[@whatadistinguishedgentlecat]

@@sand2123 "why are cows eating all this grass?? It's so unhealthy" "we should treat our cows better"

[@your_left_sock]

You can absolutely use vinegar as a fabric softener. NOT a detergent. I use it all the time, there's no smell when the clothes are done washing and vinegar is better for towels and sheets than softener. But you definitely still need soap

[@forgottenpileofmoss1234]

yeees i was just thinking this, and you can add a few drops of essential oil to it too to make it smell nice🥰 works so much better than fabric softener and sooo much better for the enviornment

[@kaisemporium8549]

@@Ade-ing the vinegar smell doesn't stay on fabric :/

[@your_left_sock]

@@forgottenpileofmoss1234 yes! I usually use dryer balls for thicker fabrics and using a few drops of scented oil on them makes my clothes smell great!

[@willowtdog6449]

@@your_left_sock I love the essential oil on dryer balls thing! Thanks for that!

[@katattack5793]

Also fabric softener is bad for your washer but vinegar doesn't hurt it

[@VeryScaryCherri]

Just gonna say pasteurization was a breakthrough invention for a reason

[@yeetinonthem4205]

This man hates any type of seed except a bull’s seed

[@narcopsy]

Lmao

[@luchirimoya]

Underrated 💀

[@LordOfDhara]

Can't tell if this is a cuck joke or a sperm eating joke. Either one works.

[@urpaljesus392]

You clearly don't know how most seed oil is made then, or how canola/sunflower oil is mainly used for lubricant use in power tools, like chainsaws. Most refined oil from seeds come from heavy pesticide crops and are machine pressed.

[@TracyD2]

I often find people who promote a diet that bans whole food groups to act like arseholes. Doesn’t matter which diet it is. The egos tend to be a tad inflated.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

That's because the nutrients they're lacking in missing this food groups makes it harder to stick to so they have to pretend it makes them better than other people 😂

[@adrianyates4434]

At least with veganism theres logic behind not wanting to eat animals, but with this dude he can't try to say that vegetables might have feelings or something

[@LangkeeLongkee]

These guys are objectively worse than vegans. Objectively.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

The danger of broccoli 😭😂 That's one of the few green veggies I can enjoy and this man is coming for it?? The only danger in my broccoli love is to people near me when the gas arrives the next day 😂

[@ruminationstation4200]

Arbitrary asceticism is so common with male food influencers. I always half expect them to talk about how food tasting is good is womanly or something

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Fellas, is it gay to enjoy tastes? 😂

[@goobertron9099]

God this is so accurate 😭

[@Roman_Adrian]

Patients get a COMPLETELY different diet than what you can get in a hospital cafeteria. 🤣It's for the visitors!

[@AlienWithABox]

When you're in hospital, all that matters is that you intake enough calories for your body to continue fighting the good fight. I had extensive stays at children's hospitals during my childhood. After my second mouth surgery, I could only eat soft foods. Did they give me puréed healthy foods? No! I had ice cream, ice blocks, and mashed potato the majority of the time. I was four and a picky eater. When I recovered more, I took trips to the cafeteria to eat ham and cheese sandwiches and cake with my family. Food is food and, when your physical or mental health is failing, any calories is better than no calories. Eat your fast food, eat your processed snacks, eat your cake. The main thing is to restore energy so you can keep going.

[@UhaveN0idea]

as someone with an immune disorder that causes a lot of intolerances AND as an ed survivor, this is my worst nightmare. there’s so much joy in creating unique & fun meals with whatever u want & are capable of eating!! food that is good for u can also be delicious …like get help mr meat md

[@irishalchemy]

I have a chronic stomach condition, so I have trouble getting the calories I need. My dietician told me that I should be eating the most calorie dense I could. I imagine that when it comes to sick children, parents and drs alike are probably just glad to see them eating anything at all.

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

Calorie dense isn’t always nutrient dense, which is equally as important, especially as someone who suffers from malabsorption, I had to learn this the hard way.

[@mechanomics2649]

That goes for anyone sick. Child or adult.

[@saywhatnow5507]

vinegar was used historically for laundry but it was more used as a fabric softener and to get really strong scents out of clothing. so it's not necessarily the worst for your clothes and if you don't use too much it won't make your clothes smell like vinegar but it does NOT sanitise your clothes. So even if he doesn't smell like vinegar, his clothes are not clean so it's still disgusting. It can also damage certain washing machines so wouldn't recommend it for a washing machine.

[@haileys5224]

Actually vinegar is good for washing machines. There are a lot of silicones and other non soluble chemicals in laundry detergent and especially fabric softener. Vinegar actually breaks down product build up wich can cause your washing machine to break or be less functional. IT’s recommended to to use to clean or the washing tub, or to use in replacement of fabric softener. So it’s still not detergent. It’s still just good for washing machines and should be recommended to use as a fabric softener.

[@laragallahue7127]

Also having plain food like nuggets is also good. Like most kids are picky eaters.

[@mooshyshoomy]

So this hospital is my local hospital and I hate this video. I was in this hospital and the food was amazing. You could order whatever was on the menu you could have a dessert with dinner and lunch. You are allowed in the psych war including jello, ice cream, or popsicles whenever. You could also have soda too. I was in here and I was like the only person without an Ed as well. ALSO this was after I went off my low fodmap diet for my stomach (I lost 20 pounds as a 13 year old, and the diet didn’t help) I hate this so much and I can’t believe this hasn’t been taken down.

[@chocomelo454]

I'm so jealous. I was in a psych ward and most of our patients had eating disorders. The staff would give us as little food as they could it was ICK. I don't have an ED but I'm a picky eater and can't eat anything unless it looks and smells right. if it smells or looks weird I can't eat it. it's gotta be perfect. and all the food they had they was fucked up bruh it looked SO WRONG so I could barely eat. the only thing I could successfully consume was NutriGrain bars. I ended up hiding one in my room so they didn't take my B A R

[@terrytheboxwithlimbs]

my hospital too! the food is great, they have tons of options and it's very helpful when you're sick/inpatient and have the option of comfort foods. i have an ed and i would order the same thing everyday, it was the only way i'd eat anything. it's a hospital full of sick kids, this is such a weird hill to die on

[@adalyn8867]

i spent some time at a childrens hospital waiting to be transferred to a mental ward. meals were the only times i had an escape from sitting in a room without any stimuli. i dont think raw liver wouldve made me feel better lol

[@vessilin]

as someone who was in a pediatric hospital recently struggling with eating, chicken tenders and french fries (plus a few sandwiches) were the only things i could get myself to eat. If SICK kids are going to eat, at least give them something they’re going to eat.

[@vaguelydog]

i dug into this guy's background a little bit, and he was working with Andrew Weil (celebrity doctor and breathing technique guru, i feel like i've seen his name tacked onto several questionable studies) during the time he apparently obtained his MD. he then bizarrely got certified at something called the "International Institute of Mind Power & Holistic Sciences" before he seemingly found something more profitable in Carnivore MD.

[@topotondo828]

And apparently he is a psychiatrist. So not even like a doctor in a way that is related to nutrition.

[@gataay]

His haircut looks great, really love his content makes me feel better :)

[@kawaiimonsta8160]

Ok, I know it sounds weird but vinegar is actually like a smell neutralizer. I use regular laundry detergent but I use vinegar instead of fabric softener. Is is WAAAAAY better for both your clothes AND your washing machine!

[@kaisemporium8549]

and better for my wallet 😊 though I am sad that my clothes dont smell like downy calm (one of my favorite smells ever its addicting)

[@kawaiimonsta8160]

@@kaisemporium8549 Same! I miss the smell of the softener my mother used to use. Now she uses scented detergent and vinegar. I love sniffing the fabric softeners when I go shopping 😅

[@LangkeeLongkee]

Maybe I'm just autistic but I still smell vinegar and I hate it.

[@ballsinurjaws9652]

when i was in the children's hospital my choice of a first meal after i was allowed to eat again was one banana and some black olives so dude is insane if he thinks the hospital is forcing kids to eat "unhealthy" food. like they're just gonna give the kids whatever food makes them happy bruh

[@Maria_745]

Lmao this guy said with his whole chest that the hospital cafeteria is for the patients when it's for the visitors

[@ZaZa-nm6sw]

The children's hospital my son went through his chemo at (UofM) actually had very good food places inside as well as good food they served through the cafeteria kitchen, he could order as much as he wanted and at pretty much any time of day. They also made sure the kids had snacks and everything too. Which is much better than the children's hospital near us. It just depends on the amount of funding they have.

[@cannedmeatt]

I remember seeing a tiktok of this guy saying that pre-packaged baby food was "shrinking" children's taints and it has never left my mind since

[@mintsoaphia]

"I know my facial structure looks like a soy boy" he's just like me fr...

[@nnygem]

Any time I was in hospital, they cared A LOT about what they fed me. They pushed bananas like crazy, which I hated, but I needed it.

[@user-zh1ud5tu8p]

i just had top surgery a few days ago and i’m stuck at home with nothing to do but binge all your videos 🤠 thanks for giving us so much content and making me laugh while i’m not feeling great

[@radarcore2125]

Proud of you! Recovering from surgery sucks balls, especially with such a major surgery like that. I hope the recovery goes smoothly!

[@theguyfromtheoffice578]

How long is your recovery time estimated to be? I'm hoping to have my top surgery in 1-3 months and I'm nervous!

[@user-zh1ud5tu8p]

@@theguyfromtheoffice578so it’s about 2 weeks until the drains come out but 6 weeks until i can take off the binder and lift more than 10 lbs (i got circumareolar) 🥴 but honestly it’s so worth it. so excited for you!!!!!

[@avery6119]

congrats on the surgery! hope your recovery goes well and that you start feeling better soon :)))

[@BlueCoati]

Congrats!!! I hope you heal up quickly~

[@Qabim]

FRIES AND NUGGS?? Damn, idk what them kids are going through in the hospital, when they see that I'm sure they'll be smiling. Who doesn't love chicken nuggies :)

[@JunAlex86]

These diet enthusiasts always surprise me. I thought at least if they're going to be against processed foods that they'd be for eating vegetables, fruits, grains, and nuts. But plants are bad I guess.😒🙄😪

[@adrianyates4434]

I can see the reasoning behind being against seed oils, but the actual seeds themselves? I don't get it. Also can't understand his hate for all vegetables

[@mechanomics2649]

@@adrianyates4434 Was probably subjected to endless hours of Vegitales growing up.

[@the_gaiaphage]

low-key vinegar is fine for washing your clothes, it doesn't make you smell like vinegar bc the smell evaporates really quickly. i don't exclusively use it for my laundry, but i use it as a deodorizer and a fabric softener

[@hylvic6707]

Can't wait until this guy figures out what digestive organs are for! Hopes and prayers!

[@JasminMiettunen]

It’s going to blow his mind when he finds out we have detoxing organs

[@mechanomics2649]

Well yeah, digestive organs are to be eaten. Obviously.

[@gordonramslay9955]

im chronically ill and was in and out of several hospitals aged 9-14 and i can say with my whole chest, if this man started criticising my food choices (after i wasnt able to eat for years), i would throw him out the third story cafeteria window.

[@Kakmanmartinez666]

I remember going to that hospital years ago. Good times except this little display case for car seats would scare the absolute shit out of me every time I walked past it. And I'm from Austin so it's the same one if anyone knows what I'm talking about.

[@Pinkcatninja]

I am so happy this man posts his diet. I do not want to look like him so Im gonna eat all these wonderful seed oils, processed foods, and chicken nuggies.

[@lz9480]

Vinegar is actually a good fabric softner and it doesnt leave a smell but it wont clean your clothes

[@scarletwinter9311]

the way he seems nervous when he has to say a big word really tells you a lot.

[@cfp4030]

My favorite response my friends give me when I tell them I'm Lactose Intolerant, is to simple tolerate it ❤️ I've never felt so seen before, I love my friends ❤️❤️

[@meowitsgreta]

"without getting into the science" *immediately starts talking about the biology of plants*

[@2doot]

Ah yes, because if I was a dying child, I'd ABSOLUTELY want to eat liver and intestines instead of chicken nuggies.

[@briannapierce2370]

every thanksgiving my mom lets me eat the turkey heart and i really like it, so i don't think eating organs is that weird, but i don't like liver bc it's like meat chalk lol

[@luffyduffy7817]

Omg Jake's "WHAT?" after hearing the name of the plant had me dead at 6:22

[@adrianyates4434]

These people are a prime example of orthorexia

[@alexiamorton808]

the haircut is slaying sister

[@DogVill-inc]

Me chugging almond milk by the gallons so I can be a big buff dude’s little submissive soy boy🫶

[@sylviastaus3227]

I was in and out of a children's hospital for three years, these calories kept me alive.

[@DesXD]

Does he… want the hospital to serve immunocompromised children raw meat and eggs?

[@AKaiBerry-zk1ns]

“What are you gonna do with all this food you fucking creep?!” 😭😭😭😭

[@grimalice63]

I hate the raw milk arguement. I have severe allergies, lactose intolerance, and IBS, no way is drinking unpasteurized with the main ingredient being E Coli going to help me.

[@entrapta.exe_]

i have ibs too ☹️

[@ethangrant8736]

Seriously though, pasteurisation was revolutionary for a reason, there’s no reason we should just stop doing it for whatever stupid reason

[@sierragutierrez9941]

11:46 AT Chic-fil-a people always ask for ‘potato waffle fries’ and will even struggle to say it. JUST SAY FRIES 😂

[@sierragutierrez9941]

Update: this guy sucks… it looks like they even brought a team member inside to figure out soybean oil

[@petrify4814]

He does know that the hospital cafeteria food is not the exact same food they serve to the patients, right?

[@Isa.esthetics]

13:51 vinegar is actually used as a fabric softener for towels.

[@YazMasta]

I had a really good turkey sandwich last time I had surgery idk what he’s talking about

[@thomasstone3480]

lmao people shouldn't eat vegetables because think about it, that's not what plants want you to eat. meanwhile, animals love it when you eat their testes

[@SeventhSilhouette]

i’ve visited inpatient mental health care several times now and having a lot of food to pick from and food that tastes good kept me and a lot of others from accidentally starving ourselves. i will admit after years of starving from depression finally being happy enough to eat made me gain some weight but it was weight i needed to gain. i’d rather be plump and happy than skinny and desolate.

[@curlyfries8308]

Love the new haircut! Looks awesome!!

[@SLashafrass]

Love this channel. I do nothing but binge watch you lately.

[@Perfinn]

i love how his whole personality is based on being a carnivore when carnivores JUST eat meat, and then half his food choices are plants

[@n.b.catastrophe]

I love your content. Can you please put closed captions on your videos? It would really help those of us with auditory issues 😊 thanks!

[@kaisemporium8549]

or if anyone else could make them :) people who make captions for vids are literal angels

[@rose5636]

when i saw the children’s hospital tiktok a few weeks ago I got very heated. i also grew up in the hospital and still frequent the ER. my parents would still shame everything i ate/wanted to eat even though i was a sick child

[@myqueerplantfamily]

The menus in my city’s hospitals for the cafeteria are different than the food offered to patients. The cafeteria is for people visiting and people who work there

[@amashina1387]

in my coutry it was common to use vinegar as a detergennt it kills any smells and it evaporates quickly so you dont have to worry about your clothes smelling like it

[@dankblonde7173]

He lost his licenseto practice in 2017 lol

[@sockbug]

imagine being a kid on ur death bed and wanting to have ur favorite snack to get some joy but all they offer is raw chicken liver and a glass of milk

[@VidaMarinada]

Vinegar works as a softner!! And it also doesn't make your clothes smell

[@audreyblair7010]

Honestly Jake for making videos every day each one truly makes me laugh! Youre doing great

[@goosecaboose2398]

What people don't seem to realize is that once you become a doctor, your opinions turn to facts and you have the legal right to enforce them on others. 🤷🏼

[@izznt]

K but for real when I was in the psych ward the food provided was really good, AND in the cafeteria.... the poutine? Is somehow. The best poutine I've ever had and I've had poutine in Montreal. That poutine gave me the will to fucking live.

[@plasticsaint]

My kid is medically complex. When my child is in I'm barely eating I NEED THAT CAKE CALORIE OKAY

[@anonymous_crab]

Started chemo a few days before my 21st birthday and the awesome nurses brought me some chocolate cake to take home! Unfortunately it did not contain bull testicles.

[@Bluebell42069]

I’m ALSO allergic to milk and not lactose intolerant, it’s so annoying when people tell me to just take medicine

[@simonalbers3477]

Vinegar can actually be used as a fabric softener, a lot of elderly people use it. But it’s no good as laundry detergent and besides that it’s really bad for your laundry machine

[@elmendea]

Wait, am I just having an Australian moment, or are cafeterias in hospitals...nnnnot what the patients are served on the daily, but rather more there for the visitors and for the patients if they want to take a break? 🤔This may just be a cultural difference, but in hospitals down here, patients are served a set menu for each day with fairly limited choices, and it's usually on the much healthier side. When I had a family member in hospital, she'd get the healthy, more-like-a-decent-homecooked-meal delivered to her, and *I* would be the one skipping off down to the cafeteria and grabbing a box of tendies and a Vanilla Coke. Also, there were, like...sandwiches and yoghurt and fruit juices in the cafeteria, too, so you could easily have a pretty healthy meal, if you wanted -- I just chose the comfort food option, because, y'know. Loved one in hospital and all.

[@hollyvbruh899]

yes you are correct! the patients are served something from a menu etc. but the cafeteria is form like visitors- and my mother who is a nurse says she goes down to her hospitals cafeteria to eat her lunch. so yea the patients aren't eating the food from the cafeteria.

[@narcopsy]

"think like a plant" - a genius

[@lol-lb5pm]

this guy reminds me of my grandma from hating broccoli to washing clothes in vinegar

[@clairem156]

Dude I’ve been to Dell Children’s so many times and I was always so scared but yk what the chicken tenders and tater tots made me comforted.

[@mcbby7]

Carnivore MD: is a "doctor" Also Carnivore MD: "science is low-level thinking"

[@fernfernisfernie]

These raw meat dudes always look like they've been starving or stranded on some island. Like they'll have fit bodies but then their faces look gaunt...it's just not adding up.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

The face tells the truth. If they were healthy they wouldn’t look insane and gaunt

[@jellybee5217]

funniest thing is that he went right past all the healthy options which were RIGHT behind him💀the yogurt, the salad, the vegetarian and vegan options- but also, if a child who just had a heart surgery wants chicken nuggets wants chicken nuggets, they should be able to have that

[@Ziggy.rabbit]

As a child I was usually at Texas children’s hospital at main district every 6 weeks for remicade IVs ! There was Italian, healthy snacks, salad and soup bars, subway, and Chick-fil-A! Being there for so long at a time as well as for years ? I never got tired of the food hahaha. I had dietary issues and they could make sure everything was good for me ! I don’t think as an adult I’ll ever complain about hospital food seeing as a lot of them don’t get paid enough to be dealing with frustrated, upset, and sad parents dealing with their child being sick, or sick adults with dietary issues or being frustrated as well !!! I’ll always be happy with food I can actually eat being delivered to my bedside.

[@egglandart]

i work at a hospital preparing food for patients, they are allowed to eat whatever but if they need a diet assigned by a docotr, than theyre restricted. Does this "doctor" not know that?

[@Francat]

“We are turning the frogs gay and plants are bad for you” yea and “birds are robots”

[@squarrot9355]

jake looks genuinely so tired and done thanks for pointing this hack out anyway

[@skinsey85]

The vinegar one is actually legit. Vinegar smell dissipates and with laundry, the water rinses the vinegary smell away. It's good for cleaning. I know 2 different large families who buy vinegar by the gallon for all their cleaning. I did it for a while but I missed my smell good chemical scents lol

[@jello4835]

I don't have a lot of experience with hospitals but isn't it mainly the visitors and staff that eat in the cafeteria while patients get a prescribed meal brought to their room

[@kaylyndavis5827]

what’s funny about this is that when you’re in the hospital especially when you’re very sick you have meals made for you and have a meal plan based on your illness. like the children who are ill most likely aren’t eating chicken fingers for every meal and drinking vanilla coke every 2 hours. the cafe is for visitors who need something quick or workers…like he’s an idiot. when my moms in the hospital she’ll ask me to sneak her processed food because she’s not allowed to have it

[@noelleelizabethan]

Hi i use vinegar as softener cause it really helps and takes bad odors out! I do also use detergent 😅

[@JordyShaye]

Ok maybe you’ll address this later in the video but if his person clearly has never had to hit a certain amount of calories to take a medication that makes you sick haha Sometimes the only palatable thing is something “bad for you” (without even getting into the moralizing of food thing). When I needed to hit 500kcal for meds, a rich piece of cake is still 500kcal

[@zetjet9901]

Truee

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

That’s probably not great to avoid a stomach ache tho. I get what you’re saying but we need to be at least a little more mindful than that.

[@artemis88899]

@@dajiyahmcae1880 Not really, especially if your on the edge of dying. Sometimes it's better to be unhealthy in some aspects, if it helps you like in this ex. to survive

[@whatadistinguishedgentlecat]

@@dajiyahmcae1880 no, actually. Had my sister stay in the hospital for a type of lung disease when she was almost 2 and they didn't care if her food was healthy enough, because illnesses actually destroy the body that all that matters is that the child's eating, unhealthy food tends to have more carbonhydrates that directly transforms into energy, which helps kids in the long term.

[@dannibutler3604]

I work in a hospital kitchen and i dont know if every hospital is the same, but mine is vastly different in what is served in the cafetira and roomservice. Cafeteria is for the families of patients and employees so its not as healthy, roomservice is for patients and they usually have strict diets and need healthier foods. Plus even in the cafeteria, there are healthy options. It seems like he just wants to complain.

[@cctinsley67]

The fact that this guy is supposedly a doctor and I've taken 2 intro bio courses at my college and I can refute some of his points is astounding