Topper Guild Makes Terrible Content

[@hell0mega]

he isn't cringe because he's in his "20s making kid's content." he's cringe because it's such low effort algorithmic garbage with no soul

[@melesbadger]

"kid's content" is generous

[@TheElectricitychick]

I am SO OVERSTIMULATED how does he still have a voice after all that screaming

[@rainydayjules]

I’ve been working at a STEM summer camp and during lunch we let the kids watch science-y youtube videos (usually a lot of Mark Rober). The other day a kid asked if we could watch Topper Guild, I said no cause I kinda remembered who that was but I was 99% sure he wasn’t a science channel. Well now I’m 100% sure, kid you wanted me to put this guy on for science camp???

[@gbeagle417]

Marc's awesome... My kids don't watch him so much anymore but I enjoyed his shit alot

[@me2917]

i don’t even know how i’ve been a member so long

[@GhostyDingBat]

DAMN 10 MONTHS!

[@donuted_ace]

Nice 🔥

[@jun0was_madd]

hi spongebob

[@Syrup_03]

"WE LOVE YOU JAKE!" We all say in unison.

[@thoseponyvibes]

It always drives me nuts that a lot of people make original content and are different than pretty much everyone else in their genre but they're not who makes it big. The people who look, act, talk and even dress like influencers who are already big, and who make the exact same videos as those influencers, are somehow the ones making the most money.

[@madzdoesgacha]

Toppers "content" makes me genuinely sick to my stomach.

[@KysaBiggg-ko7kr]

please don’t die Jake🥺🥺

[@PaulIsaac886]

calm down

[@timetravl3r]

Topper? I hardly know her!

[@corinneburnette]

damn u beat me to it

[@seagullsnest]

Just realised there's a cat sitting on Shane's shoulder 😭

[@sublimemaddie]

is that who i think it is lurking in the background......

[@Tal_Spotting]

I can’t wait for topper guild to go broke

[@Zombie-sp6iq]

This is something my little cousins would watch along with like five minute crafts and darh mann copycats

[@mst3kharris]

Good to know Topper is still struggling with the concept of object permanence at 5:28

[@zulikbuka]

These type of content creators are infuriating when there's so MANY small creators thag deserve so much attention, like Jake for an example. Like, if he made brain rot content I'm sure he'd get more subs and watches, but it wouldn't be real, genuine, or even fun to watch. Only kids like crap like brain rot reels and it's honestly sad.

[@maddieb_99]

not sh*ne next to the cat sign 💀💀

[@thekingslayer2418]

What

[@heru_heru9]

​@@thekingslayer2418 in the background !! behind jake there's a cardboard shane, on his shoulder there's a cat sign lol

[@thekingslayer2418]

@@heru_heru9 thanks i couldnt tell cause he censored the word

[@heru_heru9]

@@thekingslayer2418 you are welcome :3

[@lafayettethebaguette9675]

How is the height from the counter 5 ft??? Is topper guild man a giant or smth?

[@asherlewis5974]

can we acknowledge the fact that, if the counter is 5 feet, that would make him 10 feet tall

[@cocaineKing-f5e]

2:13 why is his counter five feet tall?

[@abbyisntsleepy4349]

Wait I didn’t notice that 😭

[@finnshepherd97]

I forgot about that Famous birthdays video you made, so goddamn funny

[@ok6705]

The title is CRAZY. Bro came for their throats

[@WyldFyreFli]

These people make me happy I never knew my dad. To much of a risk.

[@megmorgan21411]

First time watching a video early as a member. Making my day, love your content. Also happy to see a snake and a spider. Love them. But kinda worried about them, ngl.

[@josephphelps6913]

the wiring on top of his house is contained inside air tight rubber hosing. js lol

[@toluabodunrin4941]

The hand movements at the end 😂😂😂

[@Rivers_TG]

I feel so brain dead after this, please end my suffering.

[@ConZervative]

You said 3-4 years for 300k but you’re so close! Good job man :)

[@lemonbutternoodles]

working towards member 🤞

[@Fruitmonger04]

A much needed break from all the chaos on yt rn

[@FaiBae.]

your mimicking took me out😂😂

[@Toothmonstie]

I LOVE YOU JAKE PLZ DONT DIE😞

[@KaitiVibes]

Just realized I wasn't following on my other channel but now I am. And just commenting to help you in the algorithm. You deserve to be bigger on KZbin than you are currently so I hope you keep growing and have no doubt you will 💪🏻

[@Nukacherry16]

Not bro calling a propane torch a flame thrower.

[@Crungo]

5:27 crazy noisy bizarre town spotted

[@waterfaIling]

topper's next video'll be on the "unbreakable snake"

[@stevenellison3128]

I seriously hate these people who make shit content targeted at kids.

[@Cassandralynn83]

I’ve hacked a mainframe….in Fallout: NV..👀

[@Cassandralynn83]

Why does this kid remind me Jay Station?🥴

[@Bunnicho]

JAKE POST !!!

[@Winteryrayne]

2:14 Did anybody notice it said 5ft so out topic but still

[@abbyisntsleepy4349]

This video was so funny 😂 Topper is like the definition of full grown toddler

[@sxungmin]

i havent heard if him since like 2020 or 2021

[@Tam-ii6fk]

Why is he using the Attack on Titan soundtrack 🥴😭

[@gbeagle417]

I subbed today.. Liking ur vids alot

[@ashrankin7416]

Snakes aren't slimey 😢 they're cuties who get a bad rap

[@coolishollywood]

I'm asking for your prayers and support. Please send healing vibes my way.

[@yirennycordero]

Your hair looks good Jake!

[@RedDeadReverie]

This man has been dropped on his head as a baby, guarantee it 😆

[@machiavelliandcheese]

Not you talking about how much you make as a joke. Lost a sub. Some of us can’t afford our apartment.

[@balljointeddolly]

agreed. it seemed super insensitive

[@thatoneveryfunnychannel2482]

jake dobetter

[@Aerials135]

i don't wanna diss some guy's name, but like Topper Guild sounds like what AI thinks some white guy is called. or an alien. it's very Ford Prefect is what i'm saying

[@MindlessMajin]

Earlyist ive ever been to Jakes videos!

[@mamamiaWAAAHHH]

I hate topper

[@wh0sc4nd1ce]

Pluh

[@mooney_wifehaver]

I don’t know if you’ve done one already, but can you make a video on lewissaunderson38?

[@hano5277]

OoOOPS

[@Dr.ew69]

i love ur vids

[@Zombie-sp6iq]

I feel too early to this

[@d0ntwearit0ut]

24 seconds ago???

[@Abbigail-ch1jq]

659 views :)

[@h3llolime222]

ayo early gang 💜

[@Jenn-ie5vf]

No I don't Top Top lol I'll say it again, Jake is so much more real and relaxed than he was a few years so, out here doing Gods work these days. I'm here for it

[@vcichutiyapro]

🇲🇾🥳

[@coshandsyndrome]

69 views

[@beaniebooandmore3341]

I’m quite early

[@Lemur_Lu]