The Laziest Content on TikTok (w/ Chad Chad)

[@kwiatkowykwiatek9614]

Honestly, "you might be friends with your friends" just sounds like anxiety

[@3fps2]

Literally ToT

[@acekabogen]

Talking with a couple long-time friends rn and was wondering if they'd really be considered "friends" or it just, like *people I know and like*

[@foxbuns]

​@@acekabogenfriends are quite literally people you know and like

[@carlyshea]

@@foxbunsnot kidding this is kind of revolutionary thought to me…

[@gianna526]

@@carlyshea No but same, like I know that's true but I refuse to believe it because how can I be a well-liked person?? Impossible!

[@davidpainter7696]

Cancer was the wrong sign to start with, OMG. I read "signs you're not gonna be single for long" then saw "cancer" and thought "that's dark"

[@Treeeboy]

Same! I was just thinking "Well damn dude"

[@charliem.1368]

i mean…… can’t be single if you’re dead ig 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ahobbit1273]

@@charliem.1368 gives new meaning to “forever alone”

[@calowenby1654]

@A Hobbit Haha nice.

[@myprofilepictureisafish]

I havent been able to stop laughing at this exact thing for the last minute everything hurts

[@jaebird3077]

Everyone knows how to get women. Step 1. Collect a bunch of blue and shiny things Step II. Build a nest Step III. Lure her near with a lovely song Step IV. Preform a rigorous dance while continuing your song.

[@megdragon5191]

This made me laugh really hard with pizza in my mouth alone in my house

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

1 thru IV huh

[@olisa_hehe]

Lmaooo, is this from some book or film or did you just make this up? Because this sounds hilarious, I love the vibe. Gobna save this as a guide anyway

[@prettyrat.]

bitches love nests

[@starsparks3150]

Oh don't forget to clear a seat on the ground if you want to be a real gentleman. (please look up birds of paradise cleaning it's gorgeous)

[@c4shguy224]

the reveal at the end that he was actually british was like a disney villain twist

[@yougotnojams127]

REAL LMAOOO

[@richardplotz4067]

I really thought that the "Signs you won't be single for long" - "Cancer" was a brilliant piece of dark humor, but that was overestimating the guy quite a bit.

[@TamWam_]

BAHAH I JUST GOT IT

[@LynnAgain83]

Same xD I'm dying 😂😂

[@maddydonuts_]

It's not true romance unless one of the two is terminally ill, after all

[@gonk9204]

unironically a perfect shitpost and im so dissapointed it wasnt intended to be taken that way. I actually snorted cause it got me so off guard

[@astralanarchist]

SAMEE

[@NerdSyncProductions]

The Chad Chad era is here and we’re all loving it!

[@_.rainydays._]

*YES!*

[@Teddy-mo9bn]

I'm not really

[@esobelisk3110]

@@Teddy-mo9bn ok

[@mark1.]

Speak for yourself

[@viconyoutube]

truly

[@lival2381]

This guy is the personification of loading screen advice

[@MJ_Llama]

This is such a good comment lol

[@SaintShion]

Best example srsly. Just add skyrim music and he'll reach his true NPC level.

[@alicine-sims8988]

Don't share your password with other people if you don't want them in your account! Did you know you can press 'SPACE' to jump?

[@Roserae16]

Get your sim out into the world by clicking on the phone to travel!

[@gaybriel9585]

r/rareinsults

[@areldyperez8446]

Please, I could easily read "ilysmbidkhttybikylse" Inadvertently, Louis yelled, scaring many birds in Denmark. Kate hurried to the yelling boy, instantly knowing your location, seeing Elena.

[@pteryxs]

this is so inspirational i shed a tear

[@softie_vinyl]

poetic af

[@weirdcat_666]

Still haven't watched the video, I read "i love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you love someone else" and I'm honestly scared at how easily I read that and how possible is that I got it right

[@weirdcat_666]

I continued reading comments, I got it right💀

[@Hjalteetwtefugkcl]

As a dane i Can confirm

[@Arya-we7vf]

I love how whenever Chad Chad is on someone else's channel she just immediately tries to overthrow them and take over as the new channel owner. Soon, she will own KZbin itself.

[@Moth_block]

I for one welcome our Chad chad overlords

[@adeer87]

She’d be a good dictator, I’d support her.

[@maddiepatterson8668]

soon she’ll have to fight the inventor of youtube himself, drew gooden

[@goofball02847]

What do you mean? She owned everyone's channel first she just wanted to share

[@thesk8rwhosaidseeyal8r27]

she has to collab with drew next...

[@Loudfire18]

I was about to tell my girlfriend that I like that you and Chad Chad are collabing, but my brain momentarily glitched out and I temporarily thought your name was Jarjar. I'm so sorry.

[@annakepes8050]

petition for jarvis to legally change his name to jarjar

[@pissapocalypse]

jarjar binks collab again

[@Owain9797]

Jar Jar and Chadvis

[@skeliskellington5233]

Help I can’t stop laughing omg 😂

[@esperanzamec]

awhh

[@bsings7928]

I’m so disappointed that no one made a joke about super glue when talking about “toxic ways to get someone attached to you”

[@Mariamox]

Omg

[@dr.steampunk1834]

This is a top tier joke, how is this not top comment

[@Relevart9169]

Well thats because thats not toxic, thats the only logical way to get someone attached to u

[@viridixx]

@@Relevart9169 the other half of the joke is that superglue is toxic

[@magi__akakihyossideboo7231]

Oop

[@shadophaxx2401]

Dude really be like: "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes" 👆👁👄👁👆

[@BowlofBeans]

LMAO

[@elegantdisarray]

🤣

[@Firefly_105]

"If you die in Canada you die in real life"

[@KaiKoi8001]

Really I thought it was a month 😅

[@mar420.74]

I still say this every now and then 😂 it's just too good

[@tom.447]

truly the definition of a man who has nothing going on behind his eyes

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

he is soulless

[@zaniecat2708]

Lmao this actually made me laugh irl

[@optimusbeeprime]

this is so underrated-

[@franny6221]

lights are on but no one's home

[@saintsea-hat7891]

He’s replaced the basic information in his brain with Game playbooks

[@Murasadramon]

I'm willing to be this guy just filmed all his videos in one single day, then edits them as needed. He's a one man content farm.

[@s.tar.lin.g]

yeah 100%, when they showed the side-by-side videos at the beginning he was wearing the exact same hoodie with the hoodie strings in the exact same position in every single one

[@Insert.Oregano]

Thought this comment was about Jarvis himself and I was going to say with his output it's not very efficient for a farm lmao

[@OGimouse1]

What I hate about it is it isn't even faked eye contact. He watched himself on the mobile the whole time; said, "No notes!"; and just posted a bunch of them while ignoring autocowreck. He couldn't even be bothered to fake eye contact or set a timer for what he was trying to do. It's even more low effort than what people are giving him credit for.

[@moosedraw3731]

I mean, if you think about it, he doesn’t talk or do anything, so he can just record a Huge amount of clips. You’re most likely correct. There’s a couple strings of videos where he’s just wearing the same clothes for a few videos then it changes when he recorded on a different day

[@johku7638]

I kinda want to compare if he reuses old videos, just switches the text.

[@minna2911]

every internet joke just starts with a tumblr girly going 'all the hot girls have stomach pain' and then it gets passed thru the social media platforms like a game of telephone til its some absurd awkward statement on tiktok

[@kombuchas4684]

you're so right tbh

[@pellaw8011]

this but half the shit on tumblr is screenshotted from reddit and twitter

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@pellaw8011 which is in turn screenshotted from another social media, thus the content Ouroboros continues

[@pellaw8011]

@@ashikjaman1940 "the content ouroboros" is an EXCELLENT name for it

[@josie3221]

sooo trueeee!

[@fae3561]

"Youre not like other girls" "Youre different than other people" is right on par with "youre so mature for your age" and can definitely be used for higher levels of manipulation if theyre trying to make it seem like theyre the only one who can see how special you are. The not texting immediately one is also trying to create insecurity and dependence

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Legit. “You’re it like other girls.” What’s wrong with other girls?

[@damienmaymdien8087]

That guys face combined with the eye contact is genuinely terrifying

[@mori6434]

I'm not a violent person, but he's way too close to the camera and it triggers something primal in me that wants to see him get absolutely decked in the face

[@michaelio6548]

There's something so funny about his face and demeanor but if you look at it too long it becomes creepy then you look at it for even longer and it becomes funny again

[@EatinPaste]

Aw, come one man. It's just Jarvis.

[@ninalove3044]

I literally had to look away cuz it was creeping me out lol

[@dankygongalis9386]

@@EatinPaste LMAO

[@-topic9506]

Chad Chad getting every single one of these right and also dying her hair 5 times a week confirms to me that she spent the entirety of her teenage years on tumblr

[@charlx8979]

The real best generation, the tumblr one Rip the tumblr golden age

[@kaskaskas]

Doesn’t she mostly use wigs? And she didn’t get the long ass acronym one lmao

[@Camsvfx_]

@@kaskaskas she sometimes uses wigs but in this vid it’s her real hair

[@MrPsyren99]

​@May so it's as cringe as always, you know it's bad when Reddit is better. I hope you day you can grow up

[@msjademarvel1542]

​@@MrPsyren99 can you please stop being a loser reddit isn't exactly the best either

[@hagelslag9312]

ChadChad is doing so well, I’m proud of her. Well deserved to grow this fast and this large. She certainly worked hard for it.

[@_poqu]

Hagulslaggggggg Welk merk is de beste en welke smaak 🤨

[@aisliin]

wa

[@Meateater.7]

fr as a chad, chadchads gains have been v respectable💪😺🙀💦🥶😋

[@Lullla]

@@Meateater.7 chadlings*

[@inspiredbyslimshadyinspire673]

@Kichi you said it before me but good job.

[@mastermarkus5307]

21:15 - No matter how many times I watch this video, Chad Chad's insistence on equating "home" and "dust" ending with "home is where the dust is" always gets me.

[@lolrenzo7625]

Chad Chad is really on her way to conquer the multiverse of commentary channels and I can't help but stan

[@Crabernacker]

"I had no choice but to stan" - a stan reported

[@aeonjoey3d]

Meh

[@randomlittleidot]

we Stan chad chad

[@onyourleft5648]

We chad Stan stan

[@burritosforlater]

Chad Stan, we chad

[@miritskeen]

this chad chad era is EVERYTHING to me. also her taking over everyone else's youtube is Stellar

[@sfooshy4517]

Next she needs to collab with Drew Gooden and Charlie White

[@cosmicaii]

I hope she takes over every single channel. Not even commentary. Every single channel, completely unrelated but she still shows up.

[@justagiraffe2868]

@@sfooshy4517 she already did, she still needs to collab with Danny Gonzalez though

[@golden5766]

@@justagiraffe2868 she already did a video with Danny, not drew

[@stevendemayo3631]

@@golden5766 Nah, that was definitely Drew

[@mallorybrown2158]

damn, it’s good to see Travis and Jarvis collabing again

[@kr_sh_]

AgaIN??

[@sj-nf9qf]

Jarvis channel banned

[@adeer87]

Tarvis and Jravis

[@jaymevosburgh3660]

@@sj-nf9qf What?

[@ponk0217]

@@adeer87 i had a hard time reading both your username and the 3 words in your comment

[@P4rz1va1]

"Signs you won't be single for much longer ->Cancer" immediately made me think he meant we were going to die from cancer, and therefore no longer be single.

[@whoopsheybailey]

"If I show no expression you can project any emotion onto my face" can't believe jarvis just described the kuleshov effect better than my russian film professors

[@ruthie8785]

Inadvertently, are you hungry for this food I just cut to?

[@FALL-LAFF-7477]

This is kinda funny tho. "Oh, You smiled... Do you think me as a nude woman or a kid who didn't see your face for a year?"

[@rorysteil7523]

Bro the ‘signs you won’t be single for much longer’ got me, cus it immediately went to cancer and I was like ‘yeah no shit, if I had cancer I wouldn’t be alive much longer’ 💀

[@jdbonzo1]

Thank you! That got me laughing for a good 5 minutes because I thought that was the punch line. I frankly put too much faith in that man to be intentionally funny.

[@Ray_Vun]

i thought the exact same thing and i think that's why chad chad fucking lost it when she read "cancer(september)"

[@thesleepydot]

same! I also thought “it even specified the month in which it will happen!”

[@katkatattack]

@@Ray_Vun I was worried for a sec that she was reacting badly to seeing it (her dad died of cancer last year), but am glad she rolled past it to "soon!"

[@sweetcreature2475]

I was literally so confused at first, cause I didn't make the connection with astrology until after. That was hilarious

[@hanhantheman5457]

He’s not lip biting, he’s literally trying to eat his beard 😂😂

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

"Oh lip biting is sexy? It'll be even Sexier if I can bite my CHIN"

[@tomfoolery2856]

the pov guy has a greater beard though clearly

[@NoYeahNah]

Yeah, that's not a lip bite, that's trying to suck you own chin down your throat.

[@superfan364]

It's made of chocolate

[@fww.cleopatra]

@@superfan364 this is so funny omg

[@MarriedMule]

Really love that Jarvis said "twinge" really over the top like the "twinge of cringe", shows he at least does watch the content of the people he brings on.

[@reigndoesthings]

I was unreasonably startled by the British accent. British people should disclose that they're British immediately after I become aware of their existence

[@Musicanimedork01]

Cw: British

[@leeisoffline]

@@jacobgasson8016 THIS MADE ME ABSOLUTELY CACKLE

[@thugpug4392]

Thanks for the warning. I was able to properly prepare by turning off the audio and getting off the video. Its scary how close I was to hearing a Brit.

[@paulapiwowarczyk4877]

Trigger warning: British person

[@bigdawg2004]

I love British people I wish they were real!! :3

[@eduardsolomon885]

The crossover no one expected yet everyone needed

[@pearlescentea]

I think we all expected it when Jarvis mentioned her in one of his videos, then again when she did a video with Danny.

[@alteregobruh]

@@pearlescentea Not to mention the Jarvis and Chad Chad collab on Chad Chad’s channel, collabs a lot of times go both ways, a vid for each channel

[@aeonjoey3d]

Not everyone

[@sigh17849]

@@aeonjoey3d you've left like 100 hate comments, close the video and take a break my guy. The world doesn't revolve around you.

[@bananawitchcraft]

After this many collabs, I think I'm halfway expecting Chad Chad to pop out of nowhere every time I look over my shoulder

[@foxtrotx]

I've been seeing Chad Chad all over youtube now and honestly she's really funny.

[@ellietheunicorn7706]

Fr! We need more female commentators to take off. Most of them aren't nearly as famous as their male colleagues

[@dreddf4235]

@@ellietheunicorn7706 only one I can think of is sniperwolf, I wish I couldn’t think of that thing rn

[@madelynncarpenter651]

I've watched her for a while and I'm glad she finally is getting more recognition

[@ellietheunicorn7706]

@@dreddf4235 courtreezy, not even Emily and Annamarie Forcino are all good ones

[@CRIMEBONKS]

yeah chad chad has been here for a while ! it’s nice seeing her get recognition

[@spellmanshadows5567]

“Disappear” is so funny it reminded me of my sorority sister who told us to keep an eye out for her bf because he was missing for a couple days and she was worried, turns out he just ghosted her

[@adriennebosch]

Hey Jarvis, I just wanted to say thank you for reading the text on screen out loud. I know it's a small thing, but I'm blind, and it makes it so much easier for me to watch your videos (otherwise, I pretty much miss all the context, and it's difficult to understand what's going on).

[@gumied]

wow thats impressive! youre blind and youre still able to enjoy videos and i love that. i wish you the best :)

[@dumbunny8828]

I second this! I low vision and fatigue that makes it hard to read :))

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

Before anyone silly bothers her about it: screen readers and other blind tech ability exists, so yes blind people can use the internet

[@gumied]

@@KZbinSupportSucks yup

[@cheeseypikle4918]

👈☝👊✊👋🤚✌👇👆👉🤘🤙🤟🙌🤲👉🤘✊🤙

[@shrimp.trap3]

his content is what I like to call “fyp filler” because it comes up when you have such batshit insane taste so there aren’t enough tiktoks to fill your feed

[@ZedNull.]

you can just tell this guy has probably been relying on "blue eyes bites lip" since he was like 16 because thats about the age when people usually realize its not "cute", and start cringing to death when it happens.

[@SaintShion]

He seems like that guy who's always on his phone and says 2 words when you try to talk to them because head empty.

[@dollsandall9926]

I'm only 13 and cringe when it happens 😭

[@jyo1020]

12:15 my dumbass brain just fucking made up "I love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I kiss your lesbian sister everyday" on the spot and I don't know how to feel about that 💀

[@oliveriscoolerthanu7834]

if this man was a satire account it would honestly be genius

[@cellamarino]

i mean it could because cancer season is literally not september, scorpio season is not that soon?? maybe this is just an idiot though

[@kaskaskas]

I wish but I doubt he’s that smart

[@levar6618]

its not satire when its not clear if thats satire

[@TheSwiftFalcon]

"I love you so much but I don't know how to fuck" has to be one of the most beautiful statements I have ever heard.

[@eddiemunson8845]

Really tho 😭

[@thilypad557]

I really love how they both duck out of frame to laugh. This was very entertaining and I’m so happy to see Chad Chad on almost every channel I watch. Hope to see her on Kurtis’ channel soon :)

[@doinyourmom7236]

she really do be leeching off other people

[@English3Muffin]

@@doinyourmom7236 Ah is that what we call collabs now. Hope every other commentary channel got the memo. 🙃

[@serene3175]

@@doinyourmom7236 but all of them collab with each other?? doesn’t that mean they’re all leeches

[@alyssaes21]

@@doinyourmom7236 she has literally only collabed with two people 💀💀 you realize there was a whole era of tons of youtubers making videos together??? and people still do it😭

[@thilypad557]

@@doinyourmom7236 I was watching her way before she started collabing with people. Her channel grew hella fast and that’s because she’s funny and entertaining, this is a very dumb comment.

[@bear2325]

“Only broken people can read this: I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you love someone else.” That’s not being broken that’s just using context clues. It was quite easy actually 😭

[@solangelo707]

So close! I put but instead of because. Who even comes up with these acronyms💀

[@bear2325]

@@solangelo707 no clue 😑

[@JadedeaJade]

But she doesn't know how-tooooo......................................

[@kaywee4200]

Me and my boyfriend got it so quickly and both of us were like wait are we all broken except Chad Chad

[@brknfs]

lol same I got that in like a second. I'm not broken I just have context.

[@gal1888]

Yes Chad Chad is taking over all the commentary channels finally!! 💕

[@gal1888]

She owns all of them now

[@ep9158]

i agree, however, travis johnson has some serious groundwork to do

[@aeonjoey3d]

Why would you want her to take over any channels other than her own?

[@kimoidoll]

@@aeonjoey3d it was a joke

[@heartiko2681]

"finally" as if it wasn't the fastest rise and takeover we've ever seen 😂

[@keghan4824]

I was unironically proud of myself for how quickly I figured out the acronym. Sure according to that guy that means I’m broken, but he also clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about so I think I’m okay

[@likethesinger_]

Same!

[@cazhmonii]

What does it mean? I've been sitting here for like 10 minutes trynna figure it out 💀

[@cazhmonii]

NEVERMIND I GOT IT Edit: I'm a fucking idiot he says it in the video omg 🧍

[@laurensmith5402]

@@cazhmonii ilysmbidkhttybikylse= I love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you love someone else Yeah he got it right

[@doboom7948]

I mean, I'm surprised some people didn't get it instantly, it was kinda just using common sense to find out what word could go next

[@onlookerofthings6029]

"Girls who have stomach problems" IBS means I'll Be your Soulmate 😍

[@mastermarkus5307]

Thank you for this.

[@BubblegumSocialClub]

High fiving you through the internet

[@pissapocalypse]

_sharts lovingly_

[@judestinks]

It actually means I Be Shittin’

[@linneascameraroll]

@@pissapocalypse oh

[@itszoffee7233]

The gut feeling 18:53 is the stomach pains. good girls have those, and if a girl gets a gut feeling, they're a match. code cracked

[@revilno]

If they’re in the mood for basic, food with little fiber, easy to eat food, they’re the one.

[@Whol3NothaL3v3l]

I love Chad Chad's sarcasm. It's funny for people who like sarcasm but it's also like a non toxic version of sarcasm because it's not hurtful. If you don't know any better you'd think she was being encouraging lol

[@Evanz111]

I think he’s one of those people who just expects people to swoon because he has blue eyes, and forgets there needs to be a personality behind them for that attraction to work.

[@lethaldream50]

not just a personality, a SOUL. look in this guy's windows, the house is empty. it's JUST DUST

[@Shadow-jg8nu]

There also needs to be some form of thought behind them too. There are no thoughts behind those eyes, just the clanking monkey with cymbals.

[@abigel6457]

@@Shadow-jg8nu This but the monkey is asleep

[@nethkenm]

The "not like other girls" is super sneaky though. In using this tactic, sometimes it can lead them to alienate female friends either because they don't relate as much to them anymore or they feel like they're better than their female friends. That's a really good start to entering an abusive relationship

[@mammoneymelon]

i was thinking about how the "toxic" stuff isn't necessarily toxic on its own, but can easily be used by abusive people to manipulate their victims like not instantly responding to texts by itself is no big deal, but it's something an abuser can weaponize to manipulate someone and make them feel unimportant or take advantage of their fears of abandonment to in order to keep them attached

[@finnbenham]

Yeah I immediately recognized this as a POTENTIAL grooming tactic

[@wetthepeasheck7025]

@@finnbenham oh it definitely has been used as a grooming tactic

[@socialdistancingon8333]

Yep, literally had what is now an ex use the whole "she's not like other girls" with one of his guy friends. He went on to explain that I cook him truffle burgers and gourmet dishes like that (I have known him for over 3 years at this point, so not inappropriate), and that I've paid for him when going out to eat (yes, I paid, only because I was hanging out with him at the time and I wanted to eat out). I immediately didn't feel good about him saying that at all about me, seeing how out of context it was. He also told me his friend had some look about me not doing enough for him. I let it play it though. And the guy I hung out with came back to tell me a few days later that I wasn't spending enough money on him. I hung up due to how grossed out with him I still am. Be wary, women, when guys say that cr@p. There's an agenda behind it more often than not.

[@froggywithaheart]

these seemingly funny, lighthearted videos make me realise so much 😭 i had this guy who used to try and tell me how by not being with him, I'm loosing my ✨ sparkle ✨ and by not being with him, i mean, cheating on my partner. bc he doesn't want relationship, he wants to be my "secret" his words, not mine. 🥲

[@AmateurMadhatter]

"Home is where the dust is" gets me every time. Can't believe this was the first time I had ever heard of Chad Chad. Been addicted ever since

[@cloudyvulpine]

I mean she has said that Chad Chad isn't her name, she could be 3 commentary youtubers in a metaphorical trenchcoat "I love you so much but I don't know how to fuck" needs to be on a shirt

[@kweenturdle]

She said because lol

[@sunshinefine1886]

That quote would make for a lovely asexual shirt.

[@melanie1825]

Ilysmbidkhtf

[@1vy-h2b]

@@sunshinefine1886 yes

[@byulharangforlife]

@@sunshinefine1886 was gonna say this

[@BojoPigeon]

As someone who spent many years in the dial-up era of the Internet, I still get a little irritated at the waste of bandwidth when someone makes a video that clearly could have been a still image. The only consolation is that there is so little motion in these videos that there is probably a lot of compression taking place. And really, the image doesn't add much to the text, so you could get rid of the image altogether and just post the text. And reflecting upon the text, there doesn't seem to be any content to it other than circular reasoning and obvious statements, so that can be edited out as well. There you go, I just saved that TikTok guy a whole lot of time.

[@sassofono_perso3216]

I hope it's an ironical channel that ridicolizes channel like this that speak "facts" by writing actual facts

[@delta_atled]

Seriously, why are so many people turning what could be text post images into videos? goddamn

[@jormapippeli2420]

Ite satire comedy so fucking clearly im sure he is just playing a character and it hilarious and these both are falling for it hook Line sinker

[@Megan-ud4mz]

wow haha

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

and bandwidth!

[@taliaisdew]

This guy looks like one of those NPCs waiting for you to click the done reading button in video games

[@sjeffy5137]

16:50 “signs you wont be single for much longer” “Cancer”

[@myarmsretreat]

The friendship chemistry between you two is palpable. I’m in love

[@Wasyashock]

I love how he is so good at staying perfectly expressionless that you can barely tell when a tiktok of his loops

[@OGimouse1]

I genuinely think that is the strategy, because more views and runtime

[@GhostyGhoulses]

This guy has the energy of a 3rd grader pretending to be their parent while they text their grandparents

[@simpforFEike]

Weirdly specific

[@Meangirl22]

Oh my god 😹😹

[@BubblegumSocialClub]

😆🤣🤣

[@gatorboycolt]

"If you text someone every day, you have a relationship with them" Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

[@Maggie66112]

Isn't that concerning?/ref

[@tesselate8nowait262]

Chad Chad and Jarvis should do a podcast. I could listen to them while I weed the garden and repaint window casings. That sounds like a lovely little Sunday afternoon.

[@Moth_block]

You just radiate good Vibes honestly

[@CaseyAvalon]

That does sound rather lovely, indeed.

[@kur1n953]

holy shit yes

[@ADHDandD]

An unparalleled mood

[@BassicallyKiyash]

How to get on reality TV!

[@sisi2654]

10:05 as someone who’s made way too many sims and almost lost their mind cause they won’t stop making stupid faces and dancing around, they literally move more than him

[@insertlaughter]

Making a vampire: "forthe LOVE ofallthatisholy STOP FKING HISSING

[@charlx8979]

Sims needs a stay the fuck still button during character creation

[@bigawesomewatermelon9511]

@@insertlaughter Making a werewolf: "YES AWOO I GET IT JC"

[@zoetakencareof]

@@charlx8979 there's a mod for that i can look it up

[@Camsvfx_]

Ikr like I’m trying to put a shirt on them and they keep waving at me

[@waverlyaltis7171]

As a self-declared hot girl with stomach problems, I’m feeling really seen right now

[@MilkChocolateGeese]

yessss representation

[@kr_sh_]

im a hot girl without stomach problems. i guess i am not really that hot 😤

[@mothboy420]

my gf is a hot girl with stomach problems 🥰

[@emilymonahan5232]

im a girl with stomach problems, i hope im hot enough to qualify :(

[@themute9354]

@@emilymonahan5232 your profile picture tells me you absolutely are 10/10 hot girl stomach problems

[@froggy_simp]

The fact that cancer isn't even just September is the part that gets me

[@cowboyspiderspew-pew1941]

It's really great to hear a rising female voice and perspective in a very heavily male-dominanted area of KZbin (commentary content). She is so funny and I love all of her content and collabs. Can't wait to see more

[@protojayplays6169]

Dont know where you're looking I see more female commentary youtubers than male. But hey that doesnt fit your narrative.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

@@protojayplays6169 It's hard to say. "I see more" isn't evidence, because of the personalized algorithm.

[@misterjr193]

claiming commentary isn't male dominated is nothing short of goofy@@protojayplays6169

[@helloworld2409]

​@@protojayplays6169 the biggest commentary creators (other than chad chad) are danny drew, kurtis, jarvis, and cody, all men but hey, that doesnt fit your narrative

[@icarussystem7548]

FunkyFrogBait is also rlly good!

[@hauntedsunsets]

every single one of these tiktoks is just the pure distilled essence of "is that it?"

[@ethanisonline]

love you travis

[@piper8966]

Love you Ethan

[@zaephous]

Love u more Ethan

[@piper8966]

@@zaephous no me 👿

[@tsidebottom101010]

Love you too, Ethan

[@guacbird]

Love you Ethan

[@LunaC...]

Having a stomach problem for ages and not being able to get a diagnosis has been really depressing until I watched this clip.... Thanks guys 💕

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

omg same! but now i love my ibs because it makes me different 🥰 (satire lol)

[@Br1anwastaken]

U good?

[@Br1anwastaken]

​@@TheMarshmallowMushroomu good?

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

@@Br1anwastaken no

[@Br1anwastaken]

@@TheMarshmallowMushroom im so sorry, im here if u need someone to talk to!

[@mallorybrown2158]

bruh, imagine if they ended the marvel movies with “and that’s all” instead of the dramatic end sequences

[@lilypaigeham]

They did that in Doctor Strange 2's end credits

[@Stormada14]

And the looney toons ending music

[@DarleneLesmana]

miranda priestly

[@Miipmiip]

Just “and that’s all.” In tiny white letters on a black screen lmao

[@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing]

"That's about it, see ya."

[@yvaskhmir]

21:47 My guess is: 1. He gives you 70 dromadeers as a way to make the marriage more enticing. 2. He spares you from blood sacrifices. 3. He makes you tea.

[@moonlitspecs]

so romantic 😍

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

couple goallssss

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

gotta love a guy who makes me tea

[@hanotes2]

@@thenetherbaddie9760 gotta love a guy who doesn’t make you a blood sacrifice

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

What if I don't like tea? :(

[@tiki_riot]

This guy is creeping me out, you can tell he has absolutely no personality whatsoever & could’ve done all these videos as text, but loves himself so much he has to stand expressionless staring at himself in the camera

[@Lysssa-ex7oc]

That’s what I was thinking tbh

[@Eldritch_Esther]

12:53: I believe it says "I love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you love someone else."

[@Bongobert]

At 23:42 when he starts rambling about people it just reminds me of that scene in the office where michael goes "don‘t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you‘ve been… ever, for any reason whatsoever"

[@strikerblitz2164]

This man would eat his chin if his jaw wasn't stopping him.

[@vegan.3176]

lmfao

[@g2.a6]

💀💀💀

[@crazylatingirl94]

LMAO

[@tatianat7287]

How did you even reach that conclusion lmfao???

[@nocturnal377]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janeeyre1990]

The leaving me on read thing does work with me, because I get anxious and start wondering why they aren't responding. But I've also learned since my last relationship that I have had undiagnosed and unmedicated ADHD my whole life and I was using relationships to self-medicate. Attention from crush = dopamine, no attention = anxiety. So these tips will work to manipulate someone who is neurodivergent and doesn't have their brain under control yet. Yaay

[@Eclipse-nim]

Yeaahhhhh :(

[@teaganleasure9606]

Omg, so that's why I kept jumping into relationships in highschool...

[@pissapocalypse]

Same here. It worked on me until I realized what was going on and I ignored him back lol

[@janeeyre1990]

@@teaganleasure9606 , I was doing it up until my 30s and my last relationship like that was with another ADHDer in his early 40s. I realized that I am very good at reading people and identifying unhealthy relationships IF I'm not excited about the person. If I have a crush, my brain goes out the window. On a physiological level, I assume that my chronically understimulated brain is getting a hit of dopamine and wants more. I know it's a cliche, but after a lot of lessons learned the hard way I've come to believe that real love usually doesn't feel exciting. It's usually calm and quiet and consistent, which were never qualities I gravitated toward. But I try to now.

[@janeeyre1990]

@@pissapocalypse , I would always just delete my messaging apps because I didn't have the willpower to not reply. 😅 Now my only relationships are with family and friends who freely give me their attention and don't play mind games. I'm taking baby steps to get back up to relationships with significant others. Working on the building blocks of healthy relationships.

[@kylehagertybanana]

"home is where the dust is" - Chadothy Chadson

[@pearlescentea]

You know you are on the internet a bit too much when you have notifications on for both Chad Chad and Jarvis Johnson so you know they posted their videos exactly 15 seconds apart.

[@bubbsterr4967]

Pinkerton

[@radarcore2125]

Pinkerton

[@queeenie]

I know a Pinkerton irl hehehe 👀

[@bubbsterr4967]

@@queeenie weezer person

[@scarlett6143]

that makes it sound like they started the upload to youtube at the same time and it was a race to so who's video came out first lol

[@lareinabrown]

Chad Chad and Jarvis’ chemistry is genuinely the best thing I have ever seen and I need more

[@greyisnthere]

y'all have great chemistry, I hope to see more collabs in the future with you two!

[@chikn5037]

For me, a relationship ends when she stops having stomach issues

[@suranjana9625]

I love chad chad.. I'm so happy that she's getting the crowd she deserves

[@zoeg1013]

me too!

[@90degree_angel]

who's chad chad? i only know Travis Johnson (the real one)

[@heartiko2681]

Me too! I'm scared a backlash is coming though because this always happens after salty people see someone get a lot of well deserved praise

[@BB-TheCandleFairy]

2:28 “He does a lot of finger things” He may do a lot of finger things but he surely doesn’t finger a lot of things

[@protojayplays6169]

Apart from his sister obviously.

[@i10i60]

@@protojayplays6169 NO

[@mitchellclendening7682]

@@protojayplays6169 jfc

[@jonathandavisasaminion]

@@protojayplays6169 AYO

[@lemoncake8891]

@@protojayplays6169 WHAT?

[@andrewcarlson4484]

Ok my favorite part about this video is chadchad and Jarvis accidentally stumbling across the kuleshov effect where the context provided by different pieces of information can allow the audience to derive a different emotional tone from the same piece of media.

[@lucystoner]

Yes i love this art theory

[@petec123456]

Chad Chad: “Home is where the dust is.” Me: Sounds like the 1930’s…

[@SaraRankins.]

The worst book I've ever read was the dust bowl of the 1930s

[@devindewey475]

when a KZbin Collab feels like just two old friends hanging out, you know it's a solid pair up 🤗

[@capnceem]

It's always really interesting to see how great content creators interact with one another

[@vanillaplanifoliae]

"is that plywood, or are you just happy to see me?" was such a great line - so unexpected

[@DaleStrickland]

09:40 this part of the discussion made me realize he could totally farm out his content if he wanted to. Keep reusing the same footage and hire writers and editors to come up with the copy. If TikTok was more monetizable this could totally be a thing. Like those bots that automate putting Reddit content on top of video game footage.

[@kidkap4]

I love the guy's friend just going "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." What a great input, that guy really feels like home.

[@BaStTiLo]

it's like the people behind the camera in the food videos that jarivs did

[@ariel_isnotamermaid]

@17:32 Jarvis saying ~tweinge~ like Chad Chad does for the twinge of cringe videos was so cute

[@bethanywesley]

If I’m being honest; I hated when my ex painted miniatures on a special stand in bed with a headlamp on and it was a contributing factor to my breakup 😂🤦‍♀️

[@cherryvoid5238]

🤣

[@vogelvrouw]

omg thats such a funny thing to visualise

[@Moth_block]

Actually this makes sense, if someone is not respecting your space, rest, or relaxation you do build up resentment.

[@XAllelujahXxx]

I haven't watched the video so I'm looking forward to the context.

[@arrowmoons]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@ollie.1564]

12:19 “I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you like someone else” just showing my answer before it (possibly) reveals it I haven’t seen all of it yet

[@kater4210]

He looks like he learned how to smile exclusively from pictures of Tom cruise

[@ch6rista]

20:57 I DID THIS, even after he broke up with me and hurt me (keep in mind we are both teens), I kept making excuses for his behavior, I made excuses for him be toxic etc. (this happened last year). But now I have an amazing partner, one way better than my ex, we've been dating for 4 months today and everything is going great

[@lazyk7997]

That's good you got out of that toxic relationship and are happy with someone who treats you right :))

[@twentyeight602]

Happy for you guys

[@maximumbees]

"why do all the best looking girls have stomach problems" finally some validation

[@robotic_paws]

When i first saw "every good looking girl has stomach problems" i thought he was talking about period cramps😭😭😭😭😭

[@ludovicatirone4304]

He gives off "grandpa who thinks he is taking a picture but it's actually a video" vibe

[@joaopedromullerlima654]

16:25 "Signs you won't be single for much longer: 1. Cancer" At first I thought he meant actual cancer because you'll die soon and thus won't be single anymore

[@Attilablabla]

Me too! 😅

[@mori6434]

Made all the worse by the date, implying you would die of cancer in September. Like, maybe don't cold open with that particular sign? Start with a softball to get us all on the same page first?

[@amelooloo]

as an avid sims enjoyer, jarvis is right. this man is literally a sim in create a sim

[@WickedKatze]

if your man is: - telling you you're ugly that's not your man, that's the dissspear

[@cymbaline4384]

Little disgusted tto say that I understood that acronym the moment I looked at it. I don't think it means I'm broken, it just means I spent my teenage years on Tumblr

[@AppleJackss.]

16:33 i also deadass thought this man wrote if you get cancer in September thats a sign you wont be single for much longer

[@The_lamb_sauce]

Same

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

Chad Chad's going around claiming everyone's channels for herself. Good for her, I love to see a girlboss winning

[@Chezmono]

3. You don't feel wanted anymore. Because it's been 2 years and the police still haven't caught you.