What It's Like To Drive A Car That Can Mulch Pedestrians | Jason Drives

[@cj4ebay]

I'm thoroughly surprised the car museum had enough of a sense of humor to let you shower their priceless automobile with hotdog guts.

[@PhattyMo]

I was rather surprised by that also.

[@sullivan3503]

They just cleaned it afterward.

[@michaelroselli]

I cannot stress enough how incredible the Lane Motor Museum is for a car nut. They are the best.

[@KandiKlover]

It has a price, it's not priceless.

[@bradlemmond]

Michael Roselli I cannot stress enough how dope this is.

[@moffichu9150]

now lets see those insurance scammers

[@j.danaclark89]

That is the coolest way to liquify pedestrians I've seen all week!

[@TheWorldOfDirtBiking]

Actually a mustang is much more affective

[@j.danaclark89]

The Mustang doesn't liquify them though, I mean it flattens pretty good but not liquify.

[@WWaveformCreations]

Not with that attitude.

[@Alystas]

I need this as a mod car for GTA V X)

[@ココちゃん-y1x]

What the fuck did you see last week?

[@doodskie999]

well on the brightside, he doesnt have to worry about the lack of AC lol

[@DeLorean4]

I wonder why this never took off.

[@luckystriker7489]

Only because it doesn't have wings.

[@CrazyRoadblockisbae]

LuckyStriker 10/10 would read again.

[@jamestoney9338]

ba dum tss

[@Pepperoni_Toni]

Lack of wings

[@653j521]

@@luckystriker7489 no wit in that reply

[@jgrossma]

Whatever this car lacks in efficiency, control, speed, safety, or sanity, it more than makes up for in sheer cosmetic awesomeness.

[@pteppig]

im a BIG FAN of that car

[@Kj16V]

Yeah, well I think that car BLOWS

[@blipco5]

The styling is VERY PLANE. (Sorry, those other guys took the good ones).

[@atranas6018]

Get out!!

[@101Volts]

Get out? That just wouldn't be flight! Besides, I just flew in here!

[@kyushastyle3192]

Ba dum tis

[@realmaindrianpace]

There is NO WAY that would be street legal. No turn signals.

[@thenerdycanadian7172]

well, most people would probably just stay out of its way, but you can always use hand signals, not to mention because of how old it is i don't know if it's required

[@04dram04]

You don't have to have turn signals on classic cars, that didn't have them from the factory. You have to use hand signals though

[@realmaindrianpace]

It was a try at humor, ignoring the huge, people-chopping Cuisinart at the front of the car which would be just *slightly* less legal than the lack of turn signals.

[@RingoYote]

Turn signals weren't required until 1947, the more ya know!

[@SirSpinalColumn]

Don't worry mate I got the joke ;)

[@RCAvhstape]

Driving it would be like taxiing a Cessna if you've ever taken flying lessons; that same weird feeling of throttling up and feeling the airplane start to roll while steering takes practice. BTW, never throw things into a propeller. Aside from the obvious dangers involved, there is also the chance that you could develop a hairline crack in the prop which will later cause it to throw a blade, which means projectiles flying around and the engine being so unbalanced it can rattle itself out of the motor mounts.

[@christianrosarioRC]

exactly what are these people thinking this can may not be practical but it's a part of history. you don't just throw hotdogs at history and risk ruining it.

[@RCAvhstape]

***** Yeah, in addition to the safety stupidity there is also that.

[@errolhusaberg3791]

THE most 30s thing on planet earth

[@TheWorldOfDirtBiking]

At first the thumbnail didn't load and I thought he was going to drive a mustang

[@Vasili.Vasilios]

lmao

[@vaclav_fejt]

a North American P-51, no doubt.

[@marcocinquini1985]

Interestingly, in Carmageddon 2, there is a Ford Mustang with propellers.

[@maxw89]

:'( I like Mustangs and I haven't liquefied very many pedestrians at all.

[@freedomforever7535]

AJG 21 Racing I

[@b10s]

"It's a FAN-tastic way for eating on the go." :D

[@pvc988]

Remember Carmageddon games? It should have this car in it.

[@johnsmith-gk3ek]

They are still making them. Unfortunately they only converted one to android.

[@corvetcoyote443]

I miss those games,they were fun back in the day.

[@thenerdycanadian7172]

they should have kept the frame the right way and put the engine/propeller in the back and have a ducting system like a modern jet, but i guess that would make sense...

[@paulhorn2665]

if your scarf is sucked in then, youre fucked...

[@thenerdycanadian7172]

Paul Horn no? i mean duct the air in from the sides, the prop would be completely covered from the front

[@thenerdycanadian7172]

***** like i said, air ducts that would channel the air into the prop, whether it be from the sides or top

[@riothero313]

Larger ducting would help a ton

[@mcearl8073]

I was thinking the same thing. It makes no logical sense that they'd have the rear wheels as the turning wheels and the prop in the front.

[@lokisgodhi]

What would really be fun is to build a replica of one of these in one of the states which has laws saying you can register a replica car as that car it resembles. As it resembles a 1932 Helicron you can register it as one. A car only has to meet the regulations that it was required to meet when that model was built, it only has to have the equipment that that year vehicle would have. It'd be fun running this on public roads, the police would have a stroke when they see it. ;-) I've always wanted to do that with a cyclecar, one of the lightweight 3 and 4 wheel cars that where built between 1900 and 1920.

[@gregb6469]

There should be a section of chain-link fence in front of the propeller, to prevent anyone or anything going into it. It also needs a full steering wheel, and the wheels that turn be in the front. Or better yet, just turn the seat around and have the prop in the back, like on bayou airboats.

[@gregistopal]

Greg B don't poke holes

[@gregb6469]

gregistopal -- ???

[@653j521]

@@gregb6469 In our fun.

[@FCV0511]

I thoroughly enjoy this series.

[@tako8198]

Furry?

[@maxhylkema1550]

Qa

[@wixte]

+FEARTHETACOMAN Nada, it's actually a game called sly cooper, (Or so I think it's called that)

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

I'm a simple man; I see a Sly Cooper profile pic, I give a thumbs up.

[@FCV0511]

prospectus Much obliged. Now jump and press the circle button. :)

[@tysoncarswell4917]

I was first turned on to Jalopnik while living in a remote lighthouse off the west coast of Canada; Visiting religiously throughout my 4 years of painful undergrad and graduate studies until FoxtrotAlpha moved. I've more recently found myself rarely visiting the site. But this, Jason Drives, is exactly why I fell in love with the site in the first place. This is Jalopnik redux, and I eagerly await every new drip of content. If you ever are up here and want to drive a weird LHD Delica l400- give me a shout!

[@Cliff_Dixon_42]

CURSE YOU, RED BARON!!!

[@Sketch1994]

Actually the biggest advantage from my point of view is that you have all the traction even under full acceleration!

[@mdcohen]

Jalopnik readers: I could daily that.

[@ghostpeel]

Step 1: Pause at 3:45. Step 2: Open Ride Of The Valkyries in a second tab. Step 3: Play both and enjoy the epic hot-dog mulching.

[@honkhonkler7732]

This looks absolutely perfect. It even prevents wheel spin. It's really the first traction control system.

[@mikezeke7041]

I love this show. thanks

[@mikezeke7041]

+Jackie Scholl nice

[@stephenoverstreet9898]

You guys got me to laugh out loud. For me that's the hallmark of a great KZbin video. Thanks Jason, for testing that out so others won't have to.

[@pjbth]

Haha a FAN-tastic way to get around

[@AdamAdamHDL]

the inventor almost made a plane... almost.

[@man_on_wheelz]

He gave up on all that aerodynamic, wing lift mumbo jumbo and decided "fuck it, throw some wheels on it and call it a day"

[@toaster8907]

Adam Adam so close, but so far...

[@kennedy796]

someone should create a kit to bolt on a mustang. to satisfy the increased need to feed

[@Fischer977]

that could be an excellent riot control vehicle.

[@capitalistsmashingswjguy2936]

Fischer977 trump liked your comment

[@Fischer977]

Aatu Seppä why?

[@capitalistsmashingswjguy2936]

Fischer977 heard of the riots that want trump impailed

[@SpaceBearEngineer]

I can't not read this in a stereotypical German accent. And then your adjutant would respond: "Wunderbar Oberführer! Wunderbar!"

[@chikenchasa]

"that can mulch pedestrians" got me here haha and surprisingly, from a self confessed "car man" i never knew this thing existed, cheers.

[@niklaswejedal463]

As always: epic! One of my favorite youtube-shows of all time! Looking forward to the next weird vehicle driven - keep up the good work :)

[@niklaswejedal463]

Looking at the Lane Motor Museum homepage, it looks like Jason has his work cut out for a while - go drive'em all!

[@Its_mr_kai]

These just keep getting better. Good job Torch.

[@wyvern4588]

This is like every 8 year old's dream, only the creator never let go of it.

[@04dram04]

This looks like it would be a blast to drive, on a closed coarse. Lets see its lap time on top gear track!

[@rivaled]

From the title I thought it was going to be a mustang video.....

[@lewis72]

I think that this would fail current pedestrian impact safety criteria.

[@JigglePhysics]

this is so steampunk I can't even

[@stuffedcrustpizzazz1438]

Dont criticize these old fashioned cars because its ideas like these evolved into the modern cars we have today.

[@donk2x836]

STUFFED CRUST PIZZA Zz this was made after the actual innovators in the car industry.

[@Nommadd75]

Just found your channel. These vids are hilarious! You are a brave soul! New sub.

[@i.sirius6204]

LOL! Super Bass-o-Matic '76! I'll bet they asked you, never to return to the Helicron Museum! This may be the funniest thing I've ever watched on KZbin. Thanks for the belly laugh!

[@HarmanMotorWorks]

If this was a constant speed or even a fine/course prop it'd be more efficient and get more pull at low speeds.

[@ketomousketo3345]

This car has a lot of swag!! =D

[@Dive_Me_Crazy]

Gives new meaning to the term road kill.

[@CUJOtheMASTER]

These jason drives episodes are amazing!

[@deadherron]

I bet it's good in snow though

[@soup1146]

WHAT THE HELLACRON IS THAT!?

[@mikosoft]

Thumbs up for the Tatra cap

[@bitfreakazoid]

Awesome! I didn't know that there was still a surviving one.

[@mcmassacremusic8883]

why not put a huge front grill before the propeller?

[@JohnoEAL]

Imagine getting bogged down in the mud... no traction going to the tires... this baby could get through no hassle!

[@theemeraldboat9947]

This reminds me of Happy Wheels, unsuprisingly... 3:47 - 4:00

[@theneil007]

Did the Lane Museum guys make you clean the tubemeat off the car before you left? Or did they just charge you for the carwash bill?

[@tonyscholten5994]

The mustang finally has a rival in crowd control

[@mrnacho4829]

First attempt at air conditioning

[@CorneliusSneedley]

It may be completely impractical, but it's still cool. :)

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

Not an efficient modification, but I'd like to see it with a Dyson bladeless fan-type blower. Would be hilarious!

[@joshuadoliveiro]

This video makes a McLaren sliding around a race track look rather undramatic. Good show, chaps.

[@jgrossma]

BTW, not that it would moot the other fifty reasons why a propeller-powered car is a bad idea, but the safety issue is relatively straightforward to address. Just put the propeller in a metal cage, like any home/office fan.

[@GhostRider659]

3:50 this seems like a good moment to actually put your goggles over your eyes.

[@Dcastkid]

Hell yeah, Lane Motor Museum! So much crazy shit there, but this one definitely steals the show.

[@terrenceganasen257]

Am surprised they let you mess their car, but respect to them for keeping this car alive. Must have been a pilot that designed this

[@icewink7100]

Do you work at the lane motor museum?

[@censport]

He's here often enough...

[@darphbobo4971]

Did they make you clean of the experiment?

[@Saviliana]

Why does this give me a feel that it was a P-26 without wings?

[@CaptainKrimson]

nice little Citroën truck in the background :-)

[@Potatopatch]

To be fair, that thing would look like a beast if you took off the giant fan.

[@EngiNetion]

it looks like a beast more with that fan

[@fargeeks]

was this car deemed illegal to use on the road?? all i saw was a tiny goaround in the parking lot :(

[@peterking2794]

The toothed cambelt isn't original, so is it a modern replacement engine?

[@user-cs4el3dm2u]

Jason could you please Drive a TVR Sagaris which was Made between 2006-2007 I think ?

[@AhuizotlXiuh]

You wiped your eyes after the hotdog was thrown, completely forgetting the goggles on your head.

[@matthewr1456]

I would love to see a modern version of this for drag racing or something.

[@erebostd]

Oh, the pedestrian shredder 9000, nice 😁👍

[@edwardssistershands]

"In a crowded city, this would be terrifying!" Fuck that. In a crowded city, this thing would make people look both ways for a start.

[@WhitewalkerII]

4:06 Nice Citroën Belphégor in the back!

[@allanmurphy8183]

wonderfully done funny and informative, helping me fill in the time until the Top Gear guys are back. In fact why don,t you contact them and become an "weird car presenter? you would fit it wonderfully

[@gbekkema]

nice series! watch them as soon as they come out :)

[@jamesonhughes8836]

Rockin' that Pebble Watch!

[@diymicha4905]

3:53 perfect example of using the goggles :-D

[@elbarrineau]

I dunno if they mentioned this in the video but if a car like that existed couldn't they just add a protective grille?

[@Terminxman]

why the hell wouldn't they have put the propeller on the back?

[@VerboseSlayer]

because it's the 1930's and the most entertaining thing you can do asside from butchering humans on the go and showering yourself in their flesh was Nazism.

[@alkoyyy]

do you want to get your scarf sucked into *that*? didn't think so...

[@iworkout6912]

The Germans back then developed trains that were driven by props. KZbin has a few videos on them. I don't think they ever went anywhere, furtively speaking.

[@paulhorn2665]

That isnt true at all. The Schienenzeppelin (Railzeppelin) wasnt a commercial succses, right. But they had a few test run with it, with press and VIPs on board between big citys and it was the fastest train at this time. The prop was only used for running the rails. For shunting and train stations, there was a little electric motor powering the wheels. This experiment paved the way for all future high speed trains we know, because the Railzepp had to get new techniques developed ( high speed brakes, light weight building etc). An old woman which saw it as a little girl, said it was fascinating and frightning too see it running, but thats just little girls memories...

[@Twinspinner]

Should've named the video "What It's Like To Drive A Plane With No Wings"

[@JayDillon-mm6yv]

Why not put the prop in the back ? Seems odd to have it in front blocking your view.

[@gieslebt]

The Lane Motor Museum is the best. The best.

[@billbright1755]

Be great if you got stuck behind a chicken truck, just give it the gas, and let the feathers fly. But it's inability to turn was thought to be a bit troublesome by some, unless you lived on the Bonneville Salt Flats then it wasn't much of a concern.

[@lkrnpk]

It's a great car for the apocalypse, Mad Max type situations

[@onlytomato5202]

Propeler could be protected by grill and it could be in the back simply sucking air through front.

[@milk3275]

Needs atc. And a black box

[@Kj16V]

Needs interrupted Browning machine guns

[@Steve211Ucdhihifvshi]

itd never overheat with a giant radiator fan out front. Wonder why they didnt put the prop in the rear like a fan boat?

[@larrylentini5688]

This is pretty awesome

[@phonoboy6578]

Think about the number of dirt and gravel roads that were around then. Ouch.

[@JENDALL714]

Why not put the propeller in the back, like one of those swamp boats?

[@jamescooper2110]

The Lane auto museum is so much fun

[@theemeraldboat9947]

Now we don't have to worry about pedestrians! We can just do one of two things: 1. Scare them out of the way. 2. Mulch them.

[@Justinestabrook]

Fuck it I am adding a propeller to the front of my Expedition. BETTER GAS MILEAGE! But anywho..... You are a good alternative to the other car idiots on Pootube. Most videos under 10 mins or around 5. I like to fast forward through vids and it works well with yours or I usually will watch the whole thing so you can keep my attention span and that sir is rare. I hate I find channels so late.

[@knutemotorsport]

So does it pass NHTSA pedestrian safety standards?

[@lachlansmart2373]

I would like to see Jason drive a Cord 812 SC

[@EpicB]

There's no way a concept as ridiculous as this would fly now.

[@beaconrider]

I could see a whole herd of these things charging up Fifth Avenue.

[@dorek9999]

So plane car exists and even kinds of works :o

[@grettagrids]

Kinda reminds me of those airboats you see in the south.