James Corden has WON!!

[@smokyprogg]

Only James Cordon could interact with the Kardashians and come across as the most inauthentic person in the room

[@chumba132]

took the words right oot ma mooth

[@leaderkey]

I'm drinking champagne at 4pm on a Monday, and I'm on benefits. I've won.

[@mariamerigold]

Fuck yeah that's exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@nightmarekid1986]

Funny as fuck

[@bassbbb242]

🤣🤣 beltin

[@newdawnfades5725]

this is the life lad, get in there

[@j0nnyism]

Nothing like Doley champagne

[@tomj5514]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If James Cordon was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d glass him.

[@no-barkthechosenone2436]

You can penetrate his skin, but you’ll never penetrate his core

[@sticksman1979]

Then I’d pour more petrol on him.

[@fakename503]

Drink it all to make sure he doesnae get any on him.

[@adamgrimsley2900]

Not nice

[@bugbreadbuns]

Classic

[@randylahey3518]

James Corden is one of the World's Best Emoters we've ever seen.

[@ajworks5958]

Apart from the king himself mr lahey

[@rizvaldo7209]

There was a liddle bidda beauddy in this comment.

[@jennyfarside6832]

I’ll be honest with huuuuuugghh, I think you’ve gone and expanded the situation.

[@fizmo100]

There are three losers in this video, he did not win (being Limmy), he did not want to hug that which he had to hug (being James) and she drank champagne (being whichever Kardashian that was).

[@shimblypibbins]

Liddabiddabeaudie

[@StephenDeagle]

I overheard this guy the other day (a professor, believe it or not) badmouthing Jeffrey Dahmer, a person he'd never even met. So, I told him, "All this resentment, anger-- you know? That's just a reflection of you. Nothing but your own insecurity on full display, pal." Then I ate him.

[@vladivanov5500]

Now that's what I call "effective altruism"

[@alan-sk7ky]

Liver pate and a fine chablis ?

[@paulojnr9764]

was it stuart lee that likened someone to a Toby jug full of hot piss, never has that been as apt as right now 🤮

[@johndeereoli]

I just saw a homeless guy begging for money and drinking a can of lager early in the day, I went up to him and gave him a hug and said “it’s okay! You’ve won!”

[@waynepayne9875]

Hahahahaha with this comment you've won mate

[@Tezzypup]

Thanks man, got a big laugh from this

[@methamphetamememcmeth3422]

That's something Limmy would do.

[@mynameisnotjerome1803]

James Corden reminds me of that one kid at school who manages to gaslight every teacher into believing that he’s just a kind-hearted joker, but when they leave he’s the biggest bully in the class.

[@brettpritchard265]

I remember those.

[@munkami]

I was at school with James. And he was exactly that.

[@kieransimpson4965]

@my name is not Jerome - spot on, classic narc

[@davidcarr9772]

@@munkami Then you woke up.

[@goblinbollocks2838]

What sort of school did you go to where James Corden could've been a bully

[@92baynrw]

This James corden arc is slowly turning into a love story. Limmy’s hatred of corden is fading.

[@borismuller86]

He’s coming back to the UK. He and Brian will be together.

[@kildogery]

Just wait till the fucker comes back to the UK next year, Norton has been doing this shit since the 90s, he's probably had enough. Be afraid.

[@silverkitty2503]

ha ha

[@spanishflufilms2103]

Enemies to lovers confirmed. “Limmy Cord” is their intimate act.

[@JugaJuga14]

It’s not fading, it’s just becoming more nuanced.

[@eazyrat]

when he starts giving advice then ends up talking about himself lol

[@lesblack8996]

Absolutely that is what he was doing

[@BledsoeBluvd]

We need a James Corden playlist on this channel

[@Ryleo]

There is one!

[@zedooncadhz]

I'm on a train, a guy behind me has done going on 6 of the worst eggy farts I've ever had the misfortune to have near my nasal cavities. I've yelled audibly, "can you stop fucking farting please" directly at him but his back is to me and his earphones are in. At what point is it socially acceptable to kill him?

[@StrudelShaft]

He’s won.

[@engurland]

The way I see it, there are two losers in this fight.

[@zedooncadhz]

@@StrudelShaft he has hasn't he

[@hanssprungfeld8487]

You got to see the beauty in the situation

[@NafenX]

His farts are your farts.

[@mtlewis973]

james corden is right. they’re drinking champagne at 4pm on a monday at “work”, but criticism of them is no reflection of them at all. class struggle doesn’t exist.

[@johnmcdonald3437]

The unexpected blahems are the best.

[@MartinHiggins1972]

Actually, I want to see more of this, Corden giving painfully drawn out advice spiels to celebs. Each week he tries to set new records for length, testing equally his nerve and celeb patience to breaking point each time.

[@Kazza_8240]

@@Jordannadroj20 I thought the exact same thing! 😂🤝🏻

[@Aaron19987]

I want him to have a crack at Britney Spears, tell her to shave her head again for female power or somethin

[@patchso]

Yes. She genuinely looked bored after about 2 seconds of him talking.

[@Support-your-local-team]

I drink alcohol at 4pm at work on a Monday too and I'm working from home. Thank you Covid, I've won.

[@cubecubesson6779]

Send him home

[@korgscrew2000]

Limmy is such an underrated actor.

[@coronalights9693]

emoter

[@craighicksartwork]

I vote for Limmy replacing him as the host of the Late Late Show.

[@paulelroy6650]

I'd vote for my arsehole to host I think it would be better recieved then james

[@trachtaire]

The English had a go, time to go back to the Scottish.

[@BLMeredith87]

He'd be the first funny Scottish American late show host

[@marcus.J.lorentzen]

How late is the show?

[@apolofeve]

@@BLMeredith87 Craig Ferguson was alright

[@Scottie444]

I'm drinking Yorkshire Tea at Midnight in ma Jama's on a Friday.... I've fkn won, I'm the fkn winner here.

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

I suspect, had his life taken a different course, that if Corden had ended up working in advertising he would say things like "We don't just represent the brand, we ARE the brand". This suspicion gives me an insight into his inherent twatiness.

[@MrMyers758]

I can imagine him as a moderately successful fraudster

[@melgriffin3437]

So true.

[@101RadioheadCovers]

That reference to being able to drink (insert alcohol of your choice) at (insert time of day) on a (insert day of the week) really got to him.

[@mhbackman]

I don’t know which I prefer: Limmy’s beef with Corden or his investigation and analysis of the meta android. Both are high forms of entertainment at the moment.

[@tonypate9174]

So is it...META TARO BLURAY....time or first rule of Pudding club for James ..." be a big soft one" an act pulls off so effortlessly over the pond in La La Land fingers crossed can keep him safe "OVER THERE!" , cup cakes n "do-nuts" may help and pray the pre cats footage never needed ...PIKACHU ERIKA... to cancel him as a far right wing Pudding...Ewok attack Womble paws (still) Patter !

[@cartmanofsp]

Limmys face after they hugged hahahahaha

[@elektra81516]

I'm a depressed alcoholic and I drink from the moment i wake up at 5pm to the moment I pass out at 7am. I don't think I've ever "won".

[@Axle_grinds]

Hitting the bottle on a Monday afternoon? Sounds like my missus. fucks sake

[@munkami]

Hey Lim. Me and James go way back to school. He was a couple months older than me and in the year above. Aged 13, I came in to audition for the school play after school and found 3 blokes and a teacher surrounding Mr Corden who was cringeingly singing and clearly full of himself. When I said Id come to audition for the play, James saw red and pulled me to one side. "Hey. What you doin?" "Auditioning for the school play?" "Why?" "Why not? I've got just as good a chance as you" "Just, dont. OK. You're not gonna get it" "Why not?" "You're just not" And I listened to the bastard. And carried a huge chip on my shoulder ever since. Me and James were sort of pals after that, but more that he was always competing with me. I had a decent band - he had 'Twice Shy', a shocking Take That tribute where he was Gary Barlow😂. Not at all surprised that he isnt liked. But he is a famous millionaire. There's the rub

[@GrooveSpaceArk]

Thank you for your service

[@munkami]

@@GrooveSpaceArk anytime. Just imagine having to spend 3 years of your formative life with the self absorbed fella.

[@fabiodelaglia605]

When you're sat at home streaming video games and drinking Frosty Jack at 1pm in the afternoon, and that's *actually your job*, just remember Limmy: you've won.

[@MickEll91]

frosties isn't a junkies favourite choice anymore a 3l is about 13 quid. the snobs will be drinking chemicals with an apple core in it sold as cider.

[@fraac]

thought that was liza minelli for a moment

[@sandy_paul]

Thought it was one Ghislaine

[@craighicksartwork]

Ghizlaine Mineli.

[@KC_Lake]

So did I 😄

[@AdamSmith75th]

I love how there’s the tranquil sound of a beach in the background throughout Limmy’s seething bulling of Corden 😂

[@martyn4422]

The limmy and Corden show coming to BBC 2 this autumn.

[@RatSmasher88]

Clearly Corden has been to therapy before about hate comments LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@Joseph-tz1ib]

Another Corden clip. Yaaaaas.

[@tylerblues2246]

I was driving a lorry the other day on the m4 near London at 4pm. I cracked open a bottle of champagne I said to myself winning and getting paid.

[@spencermackay9020]

"Allow them to penetrate my core" Corden rolling out the Derren Brown sh!t trying to get his hole

[@ellie-kc4kj]

0:51 Limmy looks like he's watching the last footage of his recently deceased family member

[@LOCATIONREDACTED]

I walked through the front room last night and the BBC were playing some stuff about him, I thought something had happened and it was an obituary, I was more than relieved until I realised it wasn't. This was an unconscious reaction.

[@Ctofer93]

I used to work at a liquor store and we would get to drink wine and beer samples when I got off at 4pm. Lol. I Won too! :D

[@ocdmusic]

You won even more cause you don't have to be James Corden.

[@Kazza_8240]

Me tae lol, I worked in a Victoria Wine and once a week we organised wine tasting, everyone on shift had to taste a little of all the wines on offer to taste so that we knew how to describe it, all talking about wine and getting tipsy 😂

[@arvmad1]

Limmys decline into hating James corden has to be the funniest thing

[@HalfDayHero]

Why does my body shatter like brittle glass when watching Corden?

[@ocdmusic]

If youre drinking champagne at 5pm on a Monday you only think you've won cause your off your face on champagne!

[@SeanChristieMallon]

‘See me I’ve got the biggest fucking conscience out there pal’

[@MrHEC381991]

Give that Limmy fella a Scottish Oscar for that teary performance.

[@Dessydd]

It's like a dog listening to classical music

[@AdjustableSquelch]

"Show the teeth that's what humans do when they smile". But Corden went to stage school to learn how to emote like that so the people in the back of the auditorium can understand your emotion as 27th in the troupe carrying a cardboard spear in a crappy musical. Limmy I'd love to see you review the v old "Who Dares Wins..." sketch called "Bonnie Langford" which is about stage school parents, its on here.

[@TonyArrison]

Worlds second best emoter

[@jammiiee]

That interaction with the K's was fucking sickening. Like really strange.

[@djrensk]

It's got this weird superficial veneer to it doesn't it! It's all just vapid nonsense isn't it.

[@jammiiee]

@@djrensk scripted unscripted. Fucking brutal. Both fucking cabbages

[@CJ_YT.]

oh mate the fakeness hahaha limmy has me cracking up

[@Fausstus]

YOOO Limmy you’re a Depeche mode fan!!?!

[@alexcampbell3032]

I'd love to see Corden take Limmy for a drive.

[@danielcooper8571]

I subbed when he stuck the whole bog roll in his eye socket. Dunno how this appeared in my reccies, but nice one pal

[@andrewfahey8301]

I'm 60 my younger brother introduced me to Limmy.. I've Won..

[@rizvaldo7209]

Corden read all those cliche quotes about ignoring the haters on Instagram before entering the door.

[@SeanChristieMallon]

I reckon you could be mates with Cordon and get Falconhoof on the show as a segment weekly

[@fakename503]

Fallkenwholve.

[@LOCATIONREDACTED]

Don't mention his comedy work, he gets pissy about it.

[@AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

I love the use of a mask at the beginning too. No one else is wearing one, and then he just drops it on the floor because he's not going to use it again once he leaves the room.

[@NicoBleackley]

I could watch Limmy dissect James Corden for years and years. Oh and also laugh at clips of him.

[@adrianlingard1910]

Perhaps the Kardashian’s are buying Cordens fat to bulk up their ridiculous lips?

[@YankoBruno]

limmy the funniest guy i know, and thats no malarkey

[@Totalavulsion]

They obviously got the champagne order wrong at the restaurant this week.

[@GWB184]

3 people that steal my valubale oxygen on a daily basis

[@MedievalFolkDance]

Put it into context - It may be 4pm on a Monday but, he's been there for about half an hour. His show doesn't go on until much later in the evening. He's literally got nothing else to do than drink champagne and talk psychobabble to D-List cebrities while his army of writers get all his jokes sorted. He has the temerity to call that "work"

[@TxWIll]

It's too late, he's won

[@NafenX]

You know the word temerity, you've won.

[@cubecubesson6779]

@@NafenX you've got the temerity to highlight the bold and brazen use of the word temerity. YOU'VE WON!

[@Meladjusted]

I mean, that's the point of what he's saying... They're able to get paid loads to not have to put much work in and have fun.

[@JackRascal]

He won't even have to go to the toilet until late in the evening?

[@roolaing]

That blem made me lol. Perfect.

[@WorriedBubble]

That toilet roll was handy to have right there

[@michaelkitchin9665]

James is squinting through all of this. The autocue must be just out of range for him.

[@Elcore]

I started to feel mildly sorry for Corden the way he was just wheeled in there and prodded like the overpriced lump of meat he is. But that says more about my issues than it does about Monday daydrinkers/winners.

[@krusher74]

there is no meat its all fat.

[@dogma7346]

limmy being on the james cordon show will be the first time i watch the james cordon show

[@CousinCreepy]

Ahh the layers!! Well done!

[@CousinCreepy]

Also he's only won until he blows you off at the next BAFTAs - then it's on!!

[@Chattyman2]

Cordon and the kardashians in the same building? Where is a high strength earthquake when you need it.

[@waffle.supply]

one of the most underated blahems of the century

[@josephjoestar995]

My fiance was literally watching this KUWTK scene and I thought of Limmy straight away 😂

[@blazepond5518]

wow that last line from corden was shocking

[@DustyRagu]

what a horrifying title

[@bramsanjanssan4908]

the way he trew away that facemask.................

[@UdumbaraMusic]

We got a free blahem. We won.

[@Jasonlimitless]

Feel like James Corden is talking about this entire comment section with that speech hahahaha

[@conornutt]

God bless ya Limmy.

[@ahahaha3505]

Limmy weeping for all humanity.

[@flabbybum9562]

The thing is, when people say they're not letting something get to them, and then say it over and over, and over again, it starts to sound as though it has got to them.

[@Dutchyman]

James: "What other people think of you is non of your bussiness." While also having a career where all he does is trying to have everyone like him.

[@vlnow]

0:20 frighteningly accurate. Its like he channeled Corden.

[@jaycielle]

Limmy actually transformed into the Mask Salesman from Majora's Mask - hire him if they ever do a movie

[@jajajajajaja867]

2:37 Francis Higgins impersonation

[@Meladjusted]

Did Corden even realize the Kardashian replicant was in the room with him there while he was talking? Cuz it just sounded like shite he says, sniffling, into his dressing room mirror after a show.

[@gomey70]

Cordon cries himself to sleep every night telling himself he's won.

[@SSJfraz]

I must admit, I was lacking a conscience myself, until I got loo roll stuck in the eye. Now I know what real pain and trauma feels like.

[@babyrne78]

Love the way the mask gets fucked on the floor at the start. 🤣🤣

[@monstermunch4956]

When James Corden speaks. You listen.

[@Sherman483]

1:21 Sounds like something your parents would say after 5 year old you told them you’re being picked on at school. Such a cliché.

[@jordank1489]

God, I hate him. I hate him infinitely. "Britain's loss is America's loss, also" - Stewart Lee

[@kamranrais8671]

Limmy would play an excellent live action happy mask salesman

[@JPH401]

He seems like a good guy actually, the one with the Scottish accent

[@BobbyLectric]

Limmy and Corden cafe fight. Boom done.

[@BobbyLectric]

Sorry, cage fight.

[@mr.100rupees3]

After that speech he gave her how could he not be victorious

[@seagull8415]

Cordon actually thinks he’s in with a shot. What a pillock.

[@kevintipcorn6787]

Hearing Corden's idea of "winning" made me feel a level of contempt I've only ever imagined a human feeling once before, when I heard the Radio 4 guy talking about Limmy. It's not just the accent that got warped.

[@jw7073]

I mean sounds like he's won to me. Does he deserve it? No. But that still doesn't take away the fact that he gets paid vast sums of money to sit around drinking bubbly. Which, to me at least, sounds like a pretty sweet gig.

[@jay-leecctv]

Limmys some boy man 😂

[@exgren]

Having a toilet roll next to your computer let's us all know what kind of videos and sites you visit on a regular basis..... Speaks volumes

[@jefyhunt6219]

I've just laid down on the bed at 5pm, done a piss WITHOUT even getting out of bed, I`ve won !

[@Pyrozoid]

the critic has been silenced.

[@Peter-k2j]

its like hes talking directly to Limmy lol

[@McNulty51]

Got work tomorrow and I’m drinking Bucky in the park, I’ve won.

[@MrBeans_Slippers]

Incoming... James corden you've won blaham

[@Lewwy2y]

And guess whose production company is behind the new Kardashians show. What a coincidence! ...blahem!

[@steampunkmagpie777]

James Cordon only said that because he wanted limmy to hear it- message was for him