James May roasts YouTubers' cars | Pt.3

James May has had time to scour the internet for the latest crop of cars owned and driven by KZbinrs across the globe. And as ever, he isn't holding back. Let the roasting commence!
Check out Emilia's C8 Corvette here: / emeliahartford
Check out Mat Armstrong's Maserati here: / matarmstrongbmx
Check out Edd China's Mini here: / eddchina
Check out Hoovies' Lambo here: / hooviesgarage
Check out Dale's Jaguar here: • WORLDS FIRST ROAD LEGA...
Check out Manny's SLR here: / @mannykhoshbinyt
Check out Boqer's BMW here: / boqer123

[@liamrybarczyk8985]

I like how he complements Emelia then goes "she looks a lot like me"

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

He's not wrong

[@justsomeguy1141]

...Hello

[@Hitycooking]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImzZ4ytfZuiZ82p4ut

[@w0033944]

That was weird, and slightly creepy.

[@protopigeon]

creepy af

[@DonLee1980]

James painted the picture of a perfect gal, and then replaced himself in it.

[@francisj4058]

That was a weird flex 🤣

[@randome.p.wvideos]

And there wasn’t any difference between them!

[@nadeemhasso7266]

No moving on from that.

[@VectikDzn]

James may is the perfect girl that’s why

[@shaunmilor]

Glad he approves of Emelia though. What James doesn't know is she is right along Sandy getting covered in grease every time They pull the Engine out of that car(I think 4 or 5 times now)

[@BeardedDanishViking]

No no James, it isn't "supposedly roasting influencer's cars", it's "roasting supposed influencer's cars"

[@berryreading4809]

Edd officially offered James a ride in the orange on his youtube channel to prove it's still funny 😄 he must accept!

[@charlesfranks1902]

I've heard of Hoovie and he influences me to never buy anything he buys.

[@vaclav_fejt]

@@charlesfranks1902 Just like Top Gear in the days of old. :D "It's got very skinny tyres, so you can slide it at lower speeds!"

[@BeardedDanishViking]

@@berryreading4809 James has too much self respect, to sit in a car with someone that claims to be an "influencer". Influenza, more like.

[@elias_xp95]

The term "Influencer" makes me cringe.

[@JZX_Nate]

i think we found something james is uneducated about: air suspension 😂

[@bobthebuilder-ts1xe]

Yup

[@olliewalls1903]

I was hoping someone would tell him 😂

[@INMATE.EARTHmusic]

Yep , Air ride ....😎

[@weaksignal8009]

Like a Rocket Bunny Maserati, nice!!

[@Dr.Spatula]

Or he wasn't told and doesn't assume it is air, as most people wouldn't

[@straightbusta2609]

We need to see Jeremy do this, he is the only person who will really ROAST the cars

[@monkemems220]

YES

[@Dischingo]

Except for the Jag he wont roast the Jag........... " Cause it's a JaaaaaaaaaaaG

[@noahduffin5492]

Jeremy would start off roasting the cars, but I'm sure it'll devolve into character assassination of the driver. Which I wouldn't be complaining about.

[@edwardfletcher7790]

No, Jeremy would be just nasty, James is amusing...

[@justsomemustachewithoutaguy-]

Yo Ryder, you sherm head! I saw you poking around in a donut videowithout the grove! (This is a reference to something and also yes, I saw your commnet on a donut media video lol)

[@hanskrappenschitz8538]

That's not roasting, it's giving constructive criticisms in a British manner.

[@ChrisIbanezzz]

Yeah…. That’s roasting…. In a British manner.

[@netweed09]

Actually; he did sort of destroy the car with the idiotic fish-pallet bumper 😂

[@beforever]

The politesse of Britain maxes this openness a complete evisceration.

[@arthurreede4478]

It's actually called being nice in The Netherlands

[@doornik1142]

Tomato tomahto

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

As an American, hearing James May compliment the C8 corvette as a well done car brings me immense joy.

[@joew717]

maybe Amelia can send him the "lie detector" slip?

[@yutub561]

Why do you have to be an American for this

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

@@yutub561 Because the C8 Corvette is made in America and the Top Gear trio have harped on American made cars for a long time... hearing James praise that car is a nice thing to hear as an American.

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

@@sugarnads I think that title goes to the Ford Model-T for being the first major car produced using a production line layout... something We did before the rest of the world caught on with their vehicle production.

[@thecompanioncube4211]

C8 is genuinely amazing car. Well done americans

[@FarWesT3188]

"Probably someone being executed, in a medieval way", like they used to do back when he was a child.

[@iForix]

Glad to see he's still entertaining people even after all these years

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

I wish Jeremy would do more on KZbin as well.

[@carguy9292]

Yes…slowly entertaining 😂

[@Hitycooking]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImzZ4ytfZuiZ82p4u4

[@johnnymacf1]

Unlike the other two.

[@originaljackofhearts]

Hoovie has been on KZbin for awhile.

[@rafaeljoseph5680]

This is genuinely the best segment in DRIVETRIBE.

[@patricks8144]

For sure

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

Agreed. Wish Clarkson and Hammond would do a few of these.

[@preciadoalex123]

@@valentinegonsalves7322 looks like may is the only one with time or the care for this channel

[@Hitycooking]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImzZ4ytfZuiZ82p4uf

[@raychambers3646]

Are you talking about the orange mobile.

[@scuddryvr8784]

The fact Hoovie's name emerges from James May's lips is a huge win for Hoovie. When one of the old TG hosts recognizes you you know you made it.

[@sappernz]

hoovie is a Leo w

[@wessims3563]

Hoovie's up to two hosts that have recognized him, only Hamster left to go.

[@drumboarder1]

Well they've all met, so I doubt he was shocked

[@scuddryvr8784]

@@wessims3563 when did Jeremy?

[@MdvK13979]

Hoovie was present during the recording of the opening sequence for the very first episode of GT in the US. He dressed up (with two of his friends) as an 'Interceptor'. Jeremy tweeted a thanks for coming. And that basically launched Hoovie's YT channel :)

[@neborb]

I used to watch you and the mates on TV back in 2010 when I lived in England for a year and you guys were some joy back then. Glad to see you still bring joy now.

[@TermlessHGW]

James is like fine wine, he's getting better and more interesting with his grEyness...

[@dalebardsley3882]

Greyness please. Thankyou

[@aaroncfriedman]

Wine shouldn’t be gray. Or grey.

[@svenis97]

@@aaroncfriedman haha, underrated

[@f-ckmyr0fil655]

The huntsman was just passing🤽‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♂️🏍🏎

[@f-ckmyr0fil655]

The wolf thought to himself🌳🌲🌱⚘🌷🌼🌻

[@aaronhuang580]

"Looks rather like me." Yes, of course James. Sure does 😏

[@Neojhun]

Emelia and James? I barely can tell the difference.

[@TheMrMused]

I don't think I can turn the lights down low enough to pull that comparison off.

[@aaronhuang3677]

@@TheMrMused change the quality to the lowest, then turn brightness down

[@berryreading4809]

Well Edd has officially offered James a ride in the Orange/Mini, so now James must oblige! Make it so Lucy Brown! 😁

[@yawningkitty457]

The C8 BHP numbers are legit, it also held the record for the fastest quarter mile for a C8 until quite recently.

[@heavytrucks2295]

The Maserati GranTurismo might have air suspension so it can raise up so it can be driven.

[@whollymindless]

When I see cars slammed like that, it makes me think that they've just given up.

[@kevinwake5722]

It has air ride.

[@MrGhostOg]

Definitely in parking mode, probably airlift air ride system or similar

[@DaytonCarCare]

Yeah many people do that now days

[@mattevans4377]

Are you a bladed angel fan too?

[@DAventador44]

Can't get enough of James, actually worth listening to unlike most people

[@Hitycooking]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImzZ4ytfZuiZ82p4u5

[@ThomasGillot]

True, James can present anything and it becomes interesting.

[@artemkatelnytskyi]

"...three yards later you take the bike off the roof, because the car is shagged" That's properly hilarious 🤣

[@ScottOrd]

0:40 - "Emilia Hartford...looks rather like me." - I almost choked.

[@TWS001]

"He's got great hair it's terrible like mine" Never change James 😂😂

[@mangotail6808]

James is clearly from england. Terrible teeth, lackluster hair, poor wardrobe. He just looks terrible and thats why i like him! =)

[@boqer123]

Hahah cheers James. Old BMW's are the best and you know it

[@devimdhar7505]

Nice BMW btw

[@annihilaiser3736]

The man himself lol

[@bennymin4280]

E36 fam

[@alexairconditioning1581]

Yes Old BMW's are great

[@tarantino5515]

Bowger

[@tyjaibusetle770]

I like Tom (cameraman or whatever he does). He is really helpful to James

[@bottledwaterprod]

The term he's searching for is wide-angle lens. True anamorphic lenses are pretty much exclusive to cinema cameras and don't produce that effect at all.

[@ereder1476]

0:48 "looks rather like me" That's got to be the biggest roast ever to say to a young woman :^)

[@JohnDiggle21]

@@kryptos1411 definitely biggest compliment

[@deexcaliburyt]

Anyone else want to see Clarkson do this?

[@RichieAprile78]

Absolutely

[@constantine2016]

Everyone except Clarkson

[@diegothephotographer2036]

Clarkson would make it funnier

[@Rico_71]

Oh I really hope they convince him

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

@@constantine2016 Why?

[@LoftechUK]

The out span is classy and still funny. Makes my day

[@karremania]

I so wanna see a James and Edd colab fixing some classic car, Edd doing all the work, while James telling the entire history of the car, while filing each and every spanner.

[@MdvK13979]

The knowledgable banter between them should be great as well!

[@Andieelizabeth73]

Oh I really hope Emelia watches this, she would laugh so bad with James comparing himself to her haha :)

[@f-ckmyr0fil655]

was nothing that she would 🙄🤗😍😄

[@ronspeer]

I watched a lot of Wheeler Dealers back when Edd China was co-presenter and main mechanic and Edd just seems highly intelligent, especially about engines. So much so he made a rolling sofa! Anyway, I'd like to see a one off with Edd and James just bantering about cars.

[@davidjameswales]

Edd has a new KZbin series, check it out.

[@cvn6555]

I would watch that. Two laid-back appearing guys fiercely but quietly competing to be the king of car knowledge and waspishness.

[@r0smor]

Edd has now used his channel to refute James's roast. But then Edd started it by roasting James's 911.

[@berryreading4809]

Edd has recently offered an official KZbin invitation for James to pay a visit to his workshop, and to prove that the orange is still funny 😄 I really hope to see the great content both channels could get from that interaction!

[@markoz673bajen8]

EDD + J MAY = Time Machine Tour

[@mattybthecatalist8991]

Matt Armstrong is an absolute Legend brings light to everyday

[@sidrens5292]

Mat Armstrong’s car has air suspension, to help manoeuvre car over bumps. One of his episodes is a trip over Wales in the Maza to prove it works on a long distance trip. His channel is extremely entertaining and enjoyable to watch!

[@johnnymacf1]

Yeah exactly. Its obviously on bags. Maybe james hasnt heard of air suspension?

[@sidrens5292]

@Lee Francis a bite?

[@paladin677]

Feigning ignorance to allow a quick zinger is clearly a style of humor Mr. May is familiar with.

[@Dr.Spatula]

@@johnnymacf1 is it obvious? I've seen loads of cars at similar ride heights and static

[@danieljones9509]

@@Dr.Spatula I mean ye

[@gorbiebarrow4080]

Hoovie made it with his hooptie!

[@aboomer420]

did hoovie ever notice this?

[@gorbiebarrow4080]

@@aboomer420 unfortunately not!

[@gorbiebarrow4080]

😢

[@Stefonius]

James May and Edd China are my two favorite car guys. I would dearly love to see them do a show together on KZbin or otherwise.

[@user-kr6dt8hl9l]

I love that they're all basically compliments

[@brei.z]

Yeah, I've been watching Emelia's channel ever since seeing James "roast" her on this.

[@barbarusbloodshed6347]

Watching Top Gear with friends somewhere around 2002 and Clarkson made a joke about Cpt. Slow's appearance. My friends all laughed, I laughed, but then I said "Give it 20 years or so and May will be the attractive one out of those three." I was right.

[@Hitycooking]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImzZ4ytfZuiZ82e4ur

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

Always been, at least for me.

[@Hoaxe72]

Richard Hammond would like to have a word

@@Hoaxe72 Richard Hamster would like to not have his teeth whitened. ;-)

[@shantieshprakhul3889]

1:20 he uses the bike as an emergency transport when his Maserati breaks down

[@examinerian]

And, as a result, he's replacing the bike brakes and tyres every month... 😁

[@kamikazemelon787]

I love James May so much it's unreal. Been watching the trio since about 2007 when I was 15 and when I'm 60 I want to be like Mr. Slowly.

[@samlouisebaguio6773]

Can you let James react to air suspensions alone? That would be hilarious after roasting the Gran Turismo who's bottomed out. LOL

[@aliiftikhar7756]

This turned from James May roasting KZbinrs' cars to James May roasting KZbinrs

[@vladdeqzira9692]

I could listen to James May for days. I don't know why, but too few people give him enough credit. Let's be honest here, he is without a doubt, the smartest one of the "trio".

[@Requiemslove]

Without a doubt. But they are a trio, and I daresay JM would have got nowhere without the other 2. [and probably a similar story for them]

[@D4D22]

I love Mat Armstrong's enthusiasm & hard work, love the constant shouting and the iffy taste in mods less. Subscribed anyway ;-)

[@arieshramkissoon9351]

Someone teach him about air suspension 🤣

[@perry92964]

i have to correct you james when edd took the orange out for a drive everyone who saw it had a big smile on their face so....it is hilarious to see it drive by. its also funny cause if he did manage to roll it it would keep on rolling cause....well its round

[@SLMediaie]

A video of Edd China and James talking cars would be special

[@bryanfarrow914]

Easy to tell that James May has real class, with a fabulous V11 Guzzi parked in the garage.

[@hilmiwali]

Who came here after watching mat armstrong's latest video in his second channel 🙋‍♂️

[@Billy.Nomates]

Or after watching his 'response'

[@justasoloplayer8153]

Yes

[@Abo999]

Me, very late

[@semlevionline5873]

Me

[@anonymoususerisabot609]

👍🇮🇪

[@jordancapps9521]

In Tyler's defence, he actually has not modded that Diablo any more than absolutely necessary(like a manual A/C switch he forgot to turn on, because parts do not exist). It is as bone stock as possible, which is as it should be on a Lambo over 20 years old.

[@TakuroSpirit77]

Don't forget the mismatched tires

[@Autogenification]

man I used to watch boqer123 as a teenager, they were a BMXing channel back when my mates and I were into that sort of stuff. Nice to see they're still about. I actually ended up working with one of the main dude's uni mates for a short time

[@Hitycooking]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImzZ4ytfZuiZ82e4u4

[@andywillo91]

Mad that there mentioned on here i went to there unit about a year ago and bought some of there equipment off them.. nice lads

[@shred_zed1]

The fact that in the description they tag EVERYONES KZbin is just awesome 👌 👏 👍 so many channels do stuff like this and do not give any credit.

[@gavinlamp]

its non stop laughing listening to james may roast people and their cars

[@jase6709]

I love Mat Armstrong's channel. His work rate and enthusiasm is insane and he raffles off his cars for viewers.

[@superblackbirdrider]

Matts car is on airbags, hence the ground clearance when parked. It isn’t that low when he drives it 🤣🤣🤣

[@manulaffon]

I came here for this comment lol.air bags are not common in the UK I guess

[@ikebuttle360]

@@manulaffon they really are common, Mat is also in the UK, but I can see why air suspension doesn't cross James' mind every day

[@srp365]

His catalytic converters are safe

[@Dr.Spatula]

@@ikebuttle360 or why would anyone just assume cars are on air?

[@ikebuttle360]

@@Dr.Spatula because no one is driving a Maserati at that height static

[@stevefletcher8307]

James, the Maserati has air ride suspension. So it’s on the floor whilst parked or posing for photos. Also the burgundy is the original colour of the car.

[@jonjonzz42]

It is with immense pride i say, I have no idea who any of these people are. That thought makes me smile.

[@oscarmorland3788]

I'd love to see all these KZbinrs return the roasts on May's cars

[@2rs437]

That 458 speciale in the background tho😍

[@davidlawrence2915]

I have a random painting of a Saleen F-150, and I love it.

[@colapone1895]

5:32 was Gold, Would Love to See All 3 of them sit down and do this

[@Josh_Wright]

Did not expect to see Boqer on here I can't lie, that's cool!

[@DouglasParkinson]

I was born almost 20 years after that Outspan ad campaign, but I like the novelty. Mind you those Smart Fortwos I've seen wrapped in artificial turf could be considered the descendants of "small cars redone in novelty promotional ways".

[@yungpgtips]

Splendid video James, I enjoyed it thoroughly

[@jacksfacts20]

Seeing someone who clearly grew up in a different time actually change with the times and understand why something’s aren’t appropriate anymore is heart warming to see

[@vibingwithvinyl]

Always loved the presentation style of James May.

[@OhwenFilms]

Manny is short with a larger top half! That bit was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@munkygrip1977]

Love the Outspan Orange Mini. I used to live in a town called Berkhamsted just outside of London. In the early to mid 90s there was an independent tyre shop in town that had 2 of them out front. Big lumps of top-heavy fibreglass. Apparently they could actually roll if you went over 30 mph and braked too hard.

[@stryk3r360]

funny that i grew up there! the tyre shop shut i think?

[@munkygrip1977]

@@stryk3r360 The owner was a lovely guy. He lived on our road just off Shooters Way and sold up when he retired. It is a long time since I went back to “Berko” but it became a Kwik Fit 😒

[@BasicBodThor]

The SLR is my favorite super car of all time. When that and the Carrera GT came out, I remember seeing them on the front page of a magazine, and that was the first Top Gear magazine I ever bought which got me interested in cars.

[@MrBigguns101]

Keep doing these, they are fun and entertaining.

[@nothinghere7391]

That Orange Mini is actually hilarious

[@thor_4017]

Slightly less hilarious if you brake to hard and the car just starts rolling on the exterior. Until it isn't round anymore. That car is actually frightening both on road and off road. I believe the wheelbase is shorter than a regular mini.

[@victorpuiatti]

The second car was clearly on bags and he really thought that slammed was the ride height 🤣

[@jasonchatham4170]

‘..got a face that looks like a freshly slapped ads’. Lol. That is now in my vocabulary forever

[@HighRiderSonoma]

James you are a legend sir!!! Take that from an American whom grew up watching you, Jeeza, and Hampster!!! Thank you all for DriveTribe. It really does fill the gap between seeing you lot on Prime.

[@Josh_0579]

Has James never heard of Airride?

[@tfdima]

lol exactly

[@Semmel2k]

Surprisingly sad for someone being a motoring journalists half his life and being so technophile on top.

[@WizLovesCars]

Feel free to roast my car while you are at it lol. Love this vid! just the laugh i needed today

[@paulskinback717]

love your videos james, i love that 'sarahntuned' has a caerdboard cut out of you in her garage

[@fineganbuckley9818]

So great to see this back love the James may videos!

[@dhowting]

Mat Armstrong's Maserati is on air suspension. Automatically drops to the ground when parked and raises back up when the engine starts.....and can go even higher at the push of a button. Does Dale Masterman's Jag have XJ220 wheels on it?!?! No...that's what Manny ACTUALLY looks like🤣🤣🤣

[@Dannyvan14]

Can't wait to see James face when he sees an air suspension for the 1st time 🤣

[@arts6535]

Nice cool collection in the background James . Respect

[@matthewcoleman1919]

It adds so delightfully (if perversely) much to the experience that James is clearly irritated by being forced to do it at all.

[@dcu21]

Manny Koshbin is exactly like that loooool

[@r6k8n99]

4:10 that's called cringing, May. When something makes you feel like that, it's called cringe. A mini in the shape of an orange is cringe

[@xlncy]

*Why do I feel like James may looks like he just but a time Machine in his basement and relaxing* 😎

[@whollymindless]

Manny doesn't just have an SLR. He has all the SLRs.

[@DrChem-wx1uc]

Along with a lot of plastic surgery and hair plugs too

[@Gibla2077]

His collection is one of the best.

[@jackloweth7992]

“The Grand Turismo is a bit pants” *John Coleman liked that*

[@SpencerPlanton]

The outspan minis were stored in a yard off Berkhampstead high street in the late 70’s. They were there for years…

[@nickhughes9566]

Thanks James.... I was struggling to get to sleep but 5 mins of this video and I was well off 💤 💤 😴 ...🤣👍

[@martinjrgensen8234]

“He has great hair it is terrible like mine” Absolute genius

[@Keno_33]

Ah the English Jesus bestows his grace upon us. Looking so holy in his white shirt

[@joephysics5469]

First we had gun Jesus on the Forgotten Firearms channel and now we have car Jesus.

[@RAKITHA9]

@@joephysics5469 you forgot MRE jesus

[@joephysics5469]

@@RAKITHA9 He is new to me. I'll check that one out.

[@Tael71]

Just stumbled on this and Emelia's C8 has been shown on the dyno multiple times on her channel. The printouts are EASY to find if he just went and watched the builds videos

[@jonathan1606]

When you can, it would be great to see a Grand Tour Special in Japan. Think about it, drive from Hokkaido to Okinawa ... plus Hammond complaining about fish along the way

[@chrisgoblin4857]

Oh yes please. Especially for Hammond refusing to eat anything local.

[@Law19157]

That bit about Manny was hilarious though 😂

[@Sachnix]

"Hello very bored viewers." Me, sunken so deep into my chair i can just about see the monitor, having been thinking about going to sleep for at least 1 hour but still for some reason on youtube: "Hello James"

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Big mood

[@keithm.404]

I disagree, if Edd and that Outspan mini came out and drove around the arena at the London Olympics opening ceremony, it would have been hilarious.

[@T4Abyss]

OK BIlly Connelly, the Outspan is still pretty cool, even though I wasn't alive when it was conceived, tell me you wouldn't smile driving that!

[@patricks8144]

James talking about emelia was the funniest bit

[@nakedbandit]

Cool to see you "roast" Emelia's C8. Well, yeah it has shown 1201hp at the wheels on the lie detector...not sure I would say 1500, but they did chose to stop there instead of blowing it up.

[@Jonathabr1]

And not the fastest or the powerful c8 around.

[@dubious6718]

1201 British HP, is about 1500 American HP.

[@Hitycooking]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImzZ4ytfZuiZ82p4u4

[@Jonathabr1]

@@dubious6718 Theres no such thing as a british hp and american hp. British usually uses Kw. And 1200 whp is almost the same as 1500 at the crank. And again, not the fastest neither powerful c8 nowdays.

[@dubious6718]

@@Jonathabr1 r/woosh

[@Andy-fr4yf]

Love how they flex just having two Ferraris to park up in a garage behind him as a background. Also how dare you say that about the Jaguar Type S, it's a beautiful car and I would love to drive one.

[@matiasalmeida4112]

I'm just waiting to see Noriyaro's beercan skyline, the beans86 or even the van.