James Reviews Cars (2006)

[@Goose.Films.]

"James blabs? But you fell! Jar stopped uploading you in like 2014!" "That was James Blabs the Grey. I am James Reviews the White. And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide"

[@StayVigilantG]

i actually scream laughed at this notification

[@davynonails]

This comment brightened my day. Many thanks BrendenRD

[@alex_greensand]

I basically did that too

[@bimey386]

On the cars god manufacture point, there’s a car pope seen in the audience of the last race

[@roydekock656]

Well actually that was in Cars 2 🤓☝️

[@tombo6245]

Damn, you guys had me thinking that he was gonna be reviewing, like, actual cars. But then I saw the (2006)

[@TheMirksta]

Yeah, I'm surprised he managed to review 2006 of them in 35 minutes but here we are.

[@kieranjameskieran]

see i read the full notification and thought it was going to be a new series where James reviews different cars and this episode was a review of all the cars that came out in 2006, send help

[@aaronarthur6382]

Thanks for all the extra content lately boys

[@pumpkindreams]

I still like it despite it admittedly being a dumb idea for a dumb film. The charm alone saves it for me, unlike other films that try to do things like this.

[@surlyandroid]

I read the title twice, looked at the thumbnail then burst out laughing. Best laugh I’ve had in a while

[@kuromi8384]

it's confirmed that there's a cars 9/11 so because of the butterfly effect there is a cars version of 50 shades of grey.

[@Hoodied]

Finally! The critically acclaimed series c̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ reviewing with ̶r̶e̶u̶b̶e̶n̶ james is back

[@valirer9042]

This sounds genuinely incredible

[@uhhhtom4677]

omg a gril

[@HOTD108_]

@@uhhhtom4677 I'm a girl

[@uhhhtom4677]

Hi

[@dylanmilne6683]

Lord Bung did an animation which creates a history for the cars universe it's brilliant. "The worst car collisions in history"

[@Ghoulif]

I didn’t ask for this, but I now realize how much I needed this.

[@KaneK1234]

WE NEED MORE JAMES’ REVIEWS!

[@epsteination2299]

more james movie reviews please !

[@Laiser]

Hey Jar Media. Did you know Jeremy Clarkson isn't in the original version of the film? Like in American versions of the film that character is played by a different person. Sometimes British versions of kids films change out some voice actors.

[@goddepersonno3782]

yeah the version I watched as a kid didn't have Jeremy Clarkson

[@blusterkong4556]

It's also common to have British/Canadian shows re-dubbed for the states. Even shit like how its made got re-dubbed when leaving canada

[@thegreasygrub5009]

The nature of this discussion created some really funny quotes. My favorite is "The food chain is just pure cannibalism".

[@EdgarAllanPogo]

Very disappointed they didn't acknowledge the burning question on everyone's mind: how do the cars reproduce

[@frankmerker630]

With dragons of course. How else?

[@Hydrogoniise]

Can James to review Talladega Nights next?

[@LOLquendoTV]

Will the pisser make a cameo appearance in Cars 4 : The Revenge of Sexual Harassment Allegations

[@cynicismIncarnate]

Bold of James to review his own movie.

[@pureevil9496]

This is what I've been waiting for

[@CheeseyBabyLoueNo2]

The devil finger in the lava lamp brought back bad memories - get it exorcised before it bonks you!

[@duskplains1235]

Just like the Madagascar video this is one of James greatest moments.

[@TheSilvacraft]

Imagine the JAR cast in the cars universe

[@ihbupontyne]

Not cars 2 or 3 but there’s a side series called ‘maters tall tales’ and there’s an episode where mater literally has a Tokyo drift race and a dragon spirit lightning McQueen helps him? Or something. Also mater is blue

[@thesnorg1442]

blue has the most anti oxygens

[@MagentaDystopia]

OK but did James build the tank yet

[@uhhhtom4677]

Do I have a girlfriend yet

[@vivlaughlove_]

Holy shit make this a series PLEASE

[@JaredGriffiths2000]

Jeremy Clarkson was only in the UK version of this film. In the original US version that character was voiced by Jeremy Piven.

[@tomtomtom6970]

Unironically I am not sure if I am able to sit throught this when its already being called "shit" after the first two minutes. Cars and me are so intrinsicly intervowen to the point were any attack on Cars is a fundamentally personal assault on me. Maybe its because ever since I've seen the movie as a kid my little boy brain loved it (everything in my room was cars merch) and that it holds a very special place in my heart because of it, but I think its a super meaningful movie not just for kids but also for grown ups. Most pixar movies are about corny stuff like feelings and values like love or acceptance or growing up or whatever, but Cars is about each day giving 1% more and putting in all of your willpower to be absolute peak performance and being the best version of yourself. I find that only very few movies are so inspirational and flatout energizing like both Cars 1 and 3 (Cars 2 doesnt actually exist). Cars taught me that you can always stand up again after a defeat and that with the help of friends you can achieve anything. Cars 1 and especially 3 unironically make me cry several times throughout the both movies. The King crashing, Doc crashing, the doc flashbacks in Cars 3, McQueen crashing and him finally giving the torch to that yellow car chick always gets me. And the roaring engines I dont see how that doesnt just rile people up.. And I love the universe they created with all of those little visual gags, I think its the most creative thing Disney has done yet. A movie where you just know that Kanye would love it Ka-Chow, man... KA-CHOW 😎

[@beakbitchell6854]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@a.w.p.882]

I grew up with cars 1 too. So i guess I'm just blinded by nostalgia but I love that movie. It definitely has its flaws but, man. That intro race never fails to get me hyped. Also really like the soundtrack lol.

[@Wafgkji]

i really hope you are taking the piss

[@starman9988]

I love you guys

[@lukenluken]

More like this please this was incredibly engaging I don't know why. Cheers lads

[@maxleadbeater2984]

more james reviews pls

[@tristanthecreator1552]

MORE JAR CAR REVIEWS PLSSSSS

[@goddepersonno3782]

shindler's list cars... damn that's some messed shit. I'd be down

[@MonsieurMaskedMan]

The Pianist cars lol

[@BillJobs01]

JAR Reviews Treasure Planet (2002)

[@renaigh]

Cars 2 expands on the Worldbuilding

[@svenrawandreloaded]

if cars were sentinel beams the world would be a very different place indeed

[@andrewpohl7176]

I watched cars just last night and I thought I was going crazy at first when I saw this notification

[@apolloforabetterfuture4814]

We need a cars 2 and cars 3 review now

[@duck8206]

I didnt even acknowledge the 2006 and thought this would be a video about james reviewing images of cars

[@MeganMikkelsen6037]

Mater is a dibby.

[@stephenduffy2831]

There is actually a movie called doc Hollywood which is basically cars but with humans

[@Smushe]

My dad has an obsession with the Guido pitstop car

[@Soggysockz]

What a genuinely nice video. Just a dude talking about car stuff.

[@MeganMikkelsen6037]

WoooooW you have a Lava Lamp? Ep*c

[@thereelburn7875]

Please James needs to see the sequels

[@delludyri8231]

I honestly think you should watch Cars 3. The story is way better than its predecessors as it is actually about racing, which should give James a tickling sensation in his stomach.

[@luca8182]

Next can we have James reviews 2006 different cars

[@valirer9042]

Monsters unclosted

[@UltraCodex66]

I might be slightly tipsy but this is still such a surprise

[@VerityT]

Another example of a Pixar movie that just feels like a waste of money, time and resources is the The Good Dinosaur. The story, script, and character design weren’t great but sometimes the animation was stunning

[@Medved-]

The Coom

[@Chiwowza]

The Goon Dinosaur

[@AlphaFoxBreed]

What a Patriotic treat from my favorite Americans

[@ewptyewpewp]

God save the President!

[@jamesmccomb9525]

We need to see a fast and furious tier list, now.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Also James reviewing cars and car related things would be ballin'.

[@fromvault801]

Glad to know I don't need to know how to drive to understand the film

[@HOTD108_]

In the US and Australian releases of Cars, Jeremy Clarkson is recast with an American sounding agent. Meaning that outside of the UK this movie is worthless.

[@wannadie6727]

Now we need James Reviews Redline

[@jjack3136]

The bugs are VW Beetles, they are bugs

[@chazruff6898]

Yes thank you

[@thedrifter793]

I liked cars as a kid

[@heromjh]

must review all the cars films

[@Joe3818]

The "bugs" are VW Beetles.

[@tomtomtom6970]

21:25 "you just want to move on..." No. I dont. I really really dont.

[@SockEater4293]

I wonder how zombie media would be like with cars?

[@kosmo5330]

james blabs are back baby

[@SKITZ_MONEY]

which fast and furious movie is each of the characters in Cars (2006)

[@stick-em-up2904]

Interesting that they didn't mention Mater once, in this entire video

[@the69Randomness]

11:37

[@stick-em-up2904]

@@the69Randomness oh ya

[@FMFdab]

When Jar does reviews of anything, it's genuinely the best content on the internet

[@NateMulder]

Watch a classic New Zealand film, Goodbye Pork Pie. The original - not the remake. Promise you'll love it.

[@Test-zd4mp]

When the fuck are we going to get James‘s car channel? Please

[@skrillydeeVG]

How is Alex wearing a pullover this time of year?

[@ewptyewpewp]

he hates everything

[@danielwalsh9451]

I was expecting an old video of james reviewing cars not pixars cars

[@HarrisonReviews]

Great! Now when are you guys reviewing Cars 2?

[@yaboislimbenis9329]

Vroom wroom

[@KhyberGW2]

you can't fully appreciate the cars movie without playing the GameCube game

[@keenanmcateer8253]

more car movie reviews

[@ewptyewpewp]

Cars fans: there's a new series coming next year on D+

[@christianheinsen4123]

No this is factually wrong you just don't understand the deep car Lore

[@ewptyewpewp]

Cars took place thousands of years after Wall-E, where self-making cars took over the ruins of human civilization and modeled their civilization after the bygone humans

[@christianheinsen4123]

@@ewptyewpewp exactly this video is so uninformed its distugsting

[@duskplains1235]

Jame’s new nickname is speed.

[@KokujinFajotto]

James Reviews Cars 2 (2011)

[@heis147]

Holy moly forgot it was monday

[@heis147]

Just found out this was a cars review and feel stupid, it's fucking sunday.

[@zaidak5440]

I want to see James review Initial D. In a previous corn cast he mentioned it and sounded really interesting, seems like it's a good way to get into cars.

[@Ratchetrpg01]

Didn't talk about Mater in the slightest, 0/5 But yes more James Reviews please

[@tomtomtom6970]

they didnt forget about the tramp stamp james its an extendable spoiler also what do you mean by "capitalist movie" thats literally any movie

[@casa-35]

In other scenes where the spoiler is extended the tramp stamp isn't present, just as they are driving through the forest.

[@profilefeather]

If you guys do another one of these (and please do) then may I suggest Tom and Jerry the fast and the furry. Its pun is an obvious spoof of fast and the furious but my god does it go wild. (there is a direct sequel where they go to mars but that has nothing to do with cars, just mentioned it because I think its funny they thought "we do a racing movie and the next one... fuck it mars, not even the moon. Mars")

[@tomtomtom6970]

trying to convince me they didnt cry when McQueen crashed yeeeah right sure

[@publicservice617]

the bugs are beetle cars, I get what your saying but I might have seen this film hundreds of times when I was small. Cars is god tear pixar film in my book even if some of the others are better

[@josephmcfadden2229]

James should review there will be blood (not cars related but I want his opinion of it)

[@iciajay6891]

Was the thumb nail an attempt of a arm pit thirst trap?

[@Medved-]

They succeeded.

[@HumanBornFresh]

finally

[@willd8574]

Praying for James and his nipple erectile dysfunction 😔

[@TheCringinator]

Please do Cars 2 lol

[@kuromi8384]

is cars a good movie? not really. is it my comfort movie? maybe...

[@pass_]

kachigga

[@ewptyewpewp]

Ka-Chick-Ah

[@eoinfitzsimons]

The Porshe was called Sally, not Carrera.

[@casa-35]

Sally Carrera

[@rug052]

am i the only one who loves cars 3

[@werewolftoby]

What’s a car?

[@Athesies]

wait is that ihe on the right? kinda funny how after all this time the face reveal shows us that he just looks like some dude lol

[@MeganMikkelsen6037]

There are somehow less comments now than when I was here earlier 🤔

[@Cceternal]

Jame

[@nicholas_ayres]

Finally