Top 50 Shitty Shark Movies

This video was originally made in 2013, as a Top 40 list. It was exclusively on Cinemassacre.com. Now I've updated the list to 50, and releasing on KZbin.
Make it 51. I wasn't even aware of 47 Meters Down!! This video was re-edited a month ago, and scheduled to release just before shark week. #retro #retrogaming #nes #snes #jamesrolfe #mikematei #atari #playthrough #gameplay #gamereview

[@Cybeldar]

Fun fact: By the time you watch the whole video, 12 more shark movies have been released.

[@estebanrico64]

63 sh***y shark movies.

[@discontinuedchannel6457]

The shark punching Center needs to get on to this right now

[@averagebritishguy7082]

They're being made by machines man.

[@DerangedAvenger]

And at least 7 of them are Sharknado sequels.

[@save_zawarudo]

top 70 coming soon

[@sebione3576]

By this point, there are more shark movies than actual sharks.

[@sapphireshadow3425]

Oof

[@derrickquintanilla7378]

Oof

[@sushishush]

Oof

[@hubertcumberdale770]

Oof

[@kaydhendavis9557]

Ooof

[@DarthVader-pl5ts]

This has to have the best youtube intro in history.

[@bat-seal6293]

Fuck yeah

[@xuanbaoXb]

Yeah

[@ionman1761]

Yep-_-

[@TylerDean2ndchannel]

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[@franzferdinand9093]

@@TylerDean2ndchannel And this is just the shortened version.

[@xXDragonCartoonsXx]

He said shark movies so much I started to hear shark boobies

[@loog8621]

Samantha same

[@miner8612]

I hear that too...

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

They give milk to their young...

[@Easterlingofrhun]

exactly! I wanted to comment it but I see your comment so..

[@dragoncat9153]

Isn't that half the appeal lol

[@zacharywolf5666]

Their are probably more shark attack movies per year then their are actual deaths from shark attacks, and that isn't even an exaggeration

[@Urist_Mythrilforged]

Agreed. Sooner or later, we will have more shark movies than actual sharks.

[@bogibogi1237]

Urist McInternet I think there is Already more

[@WorldWalker128]

Give us a century or two.

[@YuniorGamboa]

true true

[@angelwayne2872]

Ok

[@TalkernateHistory]

I thought he was joking about Three Headed Shark attack being a sequel to Two Headed Shark attack. But then it wasn't a joke.

[@kevinsolo3591]

Naxwell wait for real?

[@0cellusDS]

for eel.

[@ninjacristos]

apparently there is a five headed shark attack as well

[@thema1998]

ninjacristos It's going to air on Syfy soon.

[@Pooky1991]

Lol I think i remember seeing both on syfi

[@TheDUDERulez1]

I just found out Tommy Wiseau has a shark movie coming out in September called Big Shark! WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?!?!?

[@TheDUDERulez1]

@@yuurou7927 Holy shit! That joke was so obvious! Why didn't I think of it!? 😂😂

[@craiglopresto3322]

@@yuurou7927 Brilliant!

[@9annax]

I did not bit her! It's not true! I did not bit her! I did not!... Oh hi Shark

[@zapato6071]

Pls tell me it will be in theaters.

[@kappykitty1528]

If tommy wiseau doesnt stand on a raft surrounded by sharks and say “You are all chickens! Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep”

[@toonbat]

The intro James did for this is still one of my favorite Cinemassacre things ever.

[@tomfanning8319]

The word "shark" doesn't sound like a word to me anymore

[@game84cube]

Any chance we can get 50 movies about Swag? That word needs to die

[@parker-boy98]

It's still a wors

[@parker-boy98]

Word

[@TallSilentGuy]

Shark, the herald angels sing!

[@dheritagememory603]

Sark movies!

[@mazerdusst4782]

You're gonna need a bigger list

[@JaggedBird]

And a bigger ass..to shit this out

[@kiddkhan4378]

Thanos (Snaps his fingers) James “Thanks thanos”

[@deutshsean8313]

@@kiddkhan4378 BWAHAAAHHAAA!!!!!

[@user-df9ce4nn4m]

Noice one👌

[@anthonydeline-grant1739]

There's now 5 and 6 headed shark attack!

[@randomvids6546]

Imagine how many human movies sharks have

[@sojdjndduwja9587]

Lmao

[@sarcasticdemon7669]

And humans are seen as the monster's to them.

[@raccoonboye5361]

Yeah and there’s probably human experts who pretend to understand us but have no idea what they’re doing, and human whisperers which go on land with special air breathing gear and hang out with us. Then PinkFosh made a video called baby human where a family of humans are chasing down a herd of pigs.

[@spookyrosev6467]

I mean we constantly murder them so understandable LOL

[@gothambillionaire]

Sarcastic Demon Because we are

[@sebione3576]

Fun fact: in the time it took James to make this video, he could have produced 42 average quality shark movies.

[@waltersimeon387]

Jaws 5 Jaws: The Sea Horse Awakens Jaws: The Shark Who Loved Me Jaws Meets The Addams Family Jaws: Frakenshark Jaws: Jawcula Jaws: World War Sea Jaws: Road Shark Jaws X The Bride of Jaws The Cult of Jaws Jaws takes Manhattan Dr Jawkyll And Mr. Tide Jaws: Back to The Past Jaws 19

[@UrfellowRaccer]

Lol that's a good one I get like all the refrences

[@TylerDean2ndchannel]

Jaws ressurection

[@megaraptor1018]

Jaws Day: Resurgence

[@woolfieMcP]

Jaws: vengeful revenge

[@williamblazkowicz5587]

Samurai Jaws

[@MadnessTW]

What amazes me the most is that James actually watched all of these.

[@HornetsNest1]

Because James has a fetish for sharks, I shall not go into detail though...

[@magnum66]

Not possible as "Air Sharks" isn't even out yet.I looked it up cause I wanted to see it, but it's supposed to be out this September. It's just been heavily promoted/fundraised in the past year or so.

[@QJ89]

Madness I have never seen a man so hyped about Shark Movies. SHARK MOOFIEZ!!!

[@WorldWalker128]

Gotta wonder how much alcohol he burned through in the process. I wouldn't watch half of these without being smashed.

[@youngtriadbeats4932]

Dude we love James Rolfe he's such a funny guy.

[@joeymontgomery1191]

“So many shark movies! Sho many sark movies!” James Rolfe, 0:27, 2013

[@CarlosIvanFocus]

Thank you, I missed that little detail.

[@Daxx227]

Update: there's 6 sharknado movies now

[@SpinosaurusStudios_]

7!

[@minifigsinmotionofficial]

@@SpinosaurusStudios_ no there isn’t

[@misterdude6694]

@@minifigsinmotionofficial Must be, maybe a ripoff?

[@seangiglio]

who remembers the classic prequel, one headed shark attack?

[@iron_blyat6815]

Good old days...

[@Bartmanisnumber1]

Yeah, but I prefer the other prequel, 0-Headed Shark Attack

[@karuma6635]

oh yeah! i'm pretty sure it used to be called jaws but whatever. i don't care 'bout name changes :]

[@averagebritishguy7082]

No relation to Shark Attack I imagine.

[@franzferdinand9093]

@@Bartmanisnumber1 "When terror... takes the form of a stump."

[@Legofanbro247]

Where's that shark repellent when you need it? Rip Adam West!

[@nicholsjoshua15]

"I am Batman!" Kevin Conroy as Batman. Shark swims the fuck away as fast as possible.

[@hydrolight471]

Joshua If it was Christian Bale Batman vs the shark from Jaws 4 they would just roar at each other.

[@ethanphilpot7643]

the funniest part is something like that actually exists and it works

[@anthonyrios2311]

LegoFanAnimations *shows clip of The Lego Batman Movie*

[@francescomanzo3939]

R.I.P. Adam West! :( :(

[@DrDolan2000]

3:10 That's literally the Colossus Titan from Attack on Titan, but a robot

[@capri212]

Its just a skinless human robot

[@johnjackson9751]

I have an idea for a shark movie. Shark Meteor. The plot is that Sharks aren’t from Earth, but from another planet. They came to earth as a meteor 65 million years ago. It wasn’t an asteroid impact that killed the dinosaurs, but the sharks, who are actually aliens. The “meteor” was actually their space ship.

[@sweetchilledgames7887]

I got the perfect actor for your movie: Tom Sizemore

[@lloydpastrana6233]

Dear Cinemassacre, *_L A N D S H A R K_*

[@HighAltitudeWeatherEnthusiat]

SHARK MOVIES

[@jellynutter3121]

NAMES BRUCE

[@gumunduringigumundsson9344]

"Shark mom goes to hollywood"

[@atsundiunstrun9199]

thats just sand shark with extra steps

[@InevitableMe]

SHARK SIDE OF THE MOON! It really exists.

[@nenissaK]

Forrest Shark; a mentally challenged shark attacks people from trees and pursues the american dream

[@josephfarrell6978]

nenissaK yes make that movie!

[@Gondarth]

Momma always said life was like a box of mollusks

[@rcct44444]

nenissaK "Swim Forrest swim" "my mama always told me life was like a bad swimmer"

[@merc5333]

I love this comment thread!

[@azoth2335]

Life is like a box of organs. Yum.

[@RANDOM27ify]

Oh come on, Deep Blue Sea didn't deserve to be lumped together with these atrocities.

[@tylermartinez5366]

I thought I was the only one that thought this l😂😂

[@Thespanglerangler]

I regard Deep Blue Sea as a low-key spoof of the genre. It’s actually guilty pleasure movie for me...if I see it’s on, have to watch.

[@tyeevans4465]

Same with jaws 2

[@kristyfuller3443]

@@tyeevans4465 agree!

[@ionman1761]

Its good for 1 reason: SAMUEL.L.JACKSON

[@BayAreaUAV]

I always rewatch this when I feel down. James is so high energy, I love it.

[@Singformefriend]

The intro is the best thing James has ever done

[@StevesRightJay]

Got a Nicholas Cage vibe from the performance. Love it

[@mikeythearchangel]

...i gotta say it was striking. James seems very happy for some reason :) keep it up mr. nerd

[@Gigidag77]

The intro is one of the worst and cringyest things James has ever done

[@MidoseitoAkage]

Gigidag77 You're the most useless and wasted comment has ever done.

[@Gigidag77]

k

[@T-REX-KNIGHT]

SHARK MOVIES!!! SHARK MOVIES!!! SHARK MOVIES!!! SHARK!!! MOVIES!!!

[@alanlee1355]

Sharks in tornadoes. Who would of guessed?

[@sisi_life1999]

I disliked, because shark tale wasn't on the list JK, I could never dislike a nerd video!

[@victorthepenguinfan3957]

It really isn't a shark movies

[@malaki3281]

Shark tale is awesome and btw it isn't mainly about sharks

[@fluvee]

@@malaki3281 I hope you mean "Shark Tale is so bad it's good"

[@malaki3281]

@@fluvee eh vice versa I guess

[@gumunduringigumundsson9344]

Its a cartoon not about sharks per se... no toons in list.

[@Ginger_FoxxVT]

Drinking game Take a shot every time james says 'shark'

[@ChadDogofShimano]

Dead within the opening scene

[@atlas9861]

Alcohol poisoning is no game.

[@smuglytherat]

NOTHE even if it was a shot of water it would still end up being fatal

[@bruckner6290]

Just take a sip of beer instead of a shot

[@Jack1994hoo]

sorry, but I have no one to donate me half of their liver

[@thesarkive7746]

Sharks with freakin' lazer beams attached to their heads!

[@kabob0077]

Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money I wonder what the next Sharknado movie will have?

[@thatoneguywhowatchesyouwhe2801]

shut up and take my money

[@tovrobi5097]

Where is that from?

[@nanuqo2006]

Sharks! Lasers! LASER SHARKS!

[@jacobb.9181]

Роберт Голомб LEGO movie

[@nikgeo8690]

Next shark movies: Sharkquake The revenge of the living sharks The hills have sharks A nightmare on Shark Street Shark's Play Evil Shark Shitshark Sharknakonda Sharks on the Moon

[@samoht398]

shkream

[@TheEpicXenemorph]

The Blair Shark

[@nikgeo8690]

Sharks n the City

[@IndigoEthee]

Friday the Sharkteenth

[@DarthKato]

Sharkoween

[@lloydchristmas5588]

Coming in 2019 Sharks on a plane & sharks on a train 😱😃

[@callumsparrow4379]

Take a drink every time James says the word Shark.

[@minhthuan5762]

Callum Sparrow dead

[@SokkaoftheWaterTribe]

Alcohol poisoning

[@k.theartist3940]

I can't. I'll die

[@thenationofjemplastan1387]

I Guess I don’t need my liver

[@arock7103]

Drowning

[@illiniguy34]

Can't wait until this becomes a top 60.

[@monoluktaalak9398]

Top 1000

[@lemmykilmister5293]

In next 7 days

[@CrossStario]

Can’t wait!

[@MissMedeiros]

Top 100

[@spideyfantubbie5089]

@@MissMedeiros Top 5000

[@connorjones3438]

Whale wolf WHALE wolf WHALE WOLF

[@Paulafan5]

That one should have been top 10. Just.. awful.

[@paulmerviel1617]

Wait hang on there's another one: Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda PTERACUDA No, I'm not making that up.

[@nikgeo8690]

Pteracuda really got to me with his highpitched ass voice...i was rooting for sharktopus...🤣

[@Vrinara]

Why haven't we gotten a movie called "Sharks with Fricken Lazar Beams attached to their heads!" Maybe it's just because the titles too long.

[@Pyrodorah]

Laser Shark. There you go.

[@detritus10001]

James is like the funny friend everyone wanted as a kid.

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

I never watched it, but I remember seeing a movie called Satan Shark.

[@starproduction5584]

The fuck

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

Also Shark Exorcist

[@xximmortalhoovyxx9380]

Shark exorcist

[@yaneighborhoodbigbrother3180]

Bible Man vs. Satan Shark

[@miraculousfanyt]

For me the worst is Sharkenstein

[@gryphonnecrox2065]

This is James whenever Shark Week comes around.

[@danielchipman8967]

It'd be a lot easier to say "every shark movie ever after 1975".

[@Makron5]

It sucks that there's only stills now because of youtube regulations.

[@briantagachi2188]

i agree. i liked the original one better with the clips....

[@DefinitiveDubs]

It's not fair, because Nostalgia Critic gets away with using footage just fine.

[@pitfallharry5257]

Harrison Betker nostalgia critic is awesome but the need is better

[@crushermach3263]

It kinda helps that Critic's probably been through false DMCA claims like a billion times. He doesn't just "get away with" using movie clips. He has to fight for that right. Also Nerd does videogame stuff, not movie stuff. It's much harder to pick out gameplay than a movie even if they _were_ looking for 8- to 64-bit crapola from the '80s and '90s.

[@filozof90]

+Ben - Definitive Dubs not in dreamworksuary

[@willverschneider1102]

You forgot the Peter Griffin film "Way Bigger Jaws".

[@littenthepokemoncat304]

"Grr I'm gonna eat your boat then im gonna eat you guys!!" "rawr!!" "Oh God Whats that!?!?" "Its bigger jaws"

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

Surprised that Shark Exorcist wasn’t on this list

[@miraculousfanyt]

And Sharkenstein

[@nrqed]

I guess it means that it is not shitty ;-)

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

Patrick LaBelle oh you fool. Go watch the IHE Shark Exorcist review and it will make you eat your words.

[@anthonyhiguero8921]

Those two clips from Shark Attack 3 at 16:50 are my favorite thing from any shark movie that I've ever seen. The whole movie is hilarious. I'd kill for the opportunity to see all these movies.

[@Diego_Aracena_Kovacevic]

and number one is....It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Shark.

[@crowman9096]

i love ur profile pic, its the Revolver album for the Beatles isnt it?

[@91Coolepinguin]

Diego Aracena hahaha

[@DropTehBazz]

You must be blind if you can't clearly see that.

[@battleupsaber462]

Has James ever seen Shark Exorcist? (I know the original list was made before that movie came out but still)

[@DimitrisGenn]

BattleUp Saber Shark...Exorcist...??? WHAT THE FU-

[@DareToBeDeviant]

Alex (IHE) covered it in his Search for the Worst. Go for it. :D

[@Ladderthief1]

I thought that'd be number 1.

[@AroAceGamer]

Ladderthief1 It doesn't deserve to be number one of anything.

[@outis439-A]

Wpp98 did you make it?

[@institutoandresbello4655]

3-headed Shark had 2 sequels: 6-headed shark and 9-headed shark... Enough Said

[@miraculousfanyt]

I haven't heard from 9-headed (only the 2,3,4,5,6 headed one)

[@IndigoEthee]

I thought it was only 2 headed 3 headed 5 headed 6 headed

[@DingoOverlord]

Me after the intro: “Welp, looks like he finally lost it, and it wasn’t even in an AVGN episode.”

[@Brutalyte616]

Now all we need is 'Porno Shark' and we're all set. Maybe we can get Sharktopus in the lead role and have it filmed in Japan.

[@anthonyrios2311]

Brutalyte616 Add mersharks while you're at it.

[@thewallachianbard6975]

There's a shark-girl dating sim on Steam if that counts.

[@Brutalyte616]

TheWallachianBard There are a LOT of dating sims out there, Including a literal bird dating sim.

[@Bauglir100]

Porno Shark? You mean like in GTA Vice City?

[@zapato6071]

There is a jaws porno reviewed by the cinema snob

[@lsdcyclops7316]

Can we please find another animal to obsess over? How about Sloths?

[@fartkerson]

Sloths on a Plane

[@omikronweapon]

that's already a thing. Sloths and Alpaca's. Not too many movies yet though. I guess the time is right

[@nanuqo2006]

Two-headed Sid attack

[@treyrex5987]

@The Mandalorian that's actually funny

[@victorthepenguinfan3957]

Slothnado

[@sylviafalls3719]

Anyone hype for avenjaws the end game?

[@tehteh9893]

Oh, I cried when Iron Jaw sacriviced self to kill Jawnos.

[@sylviafalls3719]

@@tehteh9893 captain jawvel fking useless

[@dragoncat9153]

What about spidershark far from home

[@2323ketly]

@@tehteh9893 Rip Tony Shark

[@ArchitectGang]

You forgot my fav: Shark Prom Night (1987)

[@cakebop]

What's next? Planet of the Sharks? Night of the Living Shark? Sharks ate my neighbors? Godzilla vs Shark? King Kong vs Shark?

[@CrunchbackJones]

We got Planet of the sharks.

[@101Volts]

"Sharks Ate my Neighbors"? Well, if you want to fight a 40 foot baby shark. How about "Sharks Need Cheerleaders"?

[@dinoboy1153]

wild_cat_luis How about SharkHooker? (a shark parody of frankenhooker which is a parody of frankenstein) or Sharkstein? Friday the Shark 13th? Hallowshark!?

[@redcomet_622]

Sharkin 2 electric sharkaloo

[@clearcasket1555]

Sharkhead. (AKA Pumpkinhead but with a shark instead.)

[@Mr_Monolith]

The 3 Worst Are 3-Jurassic Shark 2-Shark Exorcist 1-Psycho Shark

[@theguyishere249]

Tube time I see you like ihe

[@zephyrian1006]

I was waiting for someone to mention Shark Exorcist!

[@alphawolf1786]

You have never seen land shark

[@phyllissmith6903]

Land shark

[@InevitableMe]

Shark Side of the Moon.

[@evgen6465]

Shark movie: *exists* Shark: aw shit, here we go again

[@miguelvalle898]

This is so acurate it's sad

[@thegoldeyjar]

Poor shark

[@woopityscoop2863]

3:51 is a perfect frame that describes the entire filmmaking process and motivation behind every one of these types of movies.

[@ukwolfman6938]

No 52: Shark Exorcist. It's about a demonically possessed shark that has to be exorcised. Seriously.

[@ky-gp4sz]

UK Wolfman "I'm probably missing a bunch of these movies, but what can you do about it? They're coming out so fucking fast!"

[@ukwolfman6938]

Good point. Since I posted my comment, I've heard about a film called Empire of the Sharks and another called Shark Shock, which actually stars Tara Reid, so even Sharknado is getting its own rip-offs now!

[@superzilla784]

No 53: Jurassic Shark. a shark frozen in a lake is awakened and attacks everything near the water. instead of just leaving to consume its entire supply of food and then later starve to death because it's a isolated lake, the main characters try to kill it. why? because we need to make this movie about a monster fish killing people. mostly because the writers have nothing better to do.

[@TakaG]

IHE made a review of Shark Exorcist in his series "The Search for the Worst".

[@Azmodeus87]

Call Roger Corman! it's the Excorsist meets Jaws. Coming Direct to a DVD near you!

[@whatsthatnow8613]

15:45 Great, now I feel the need to go watch through board James again

[@uncle7162]

Coconuts kill more people than sharks so will there be a shit ton of coconut movies?

[@pierrepoirier7917]

I hope so

[@salvulcano9061]

Thank you Uncle very cool

[@JeffTheHokie]

The band Great White killed twice as many people in one night as all US shark attacks combined for the last 50 years.

[@jayryman5310]

Probably not

[@JerryBlueCast]

3:54 1 headed shark attack 2 headed shark attack 3 headed shark attack The best trilogy

[@flo.g.]

there's actually another sequel called 6 headed shark attack

[@yoboikamil525]

6 headed shark attack happened in 2018

[@aruptedz]

They also have 4, 5, and 6

[@dragoncat9153]

From 1 headed to 69420 headed

[@nikgeo8690]

3headed shark is my favorite of this franchise

[@GarrusN7]

Damn didn't realize there were that many shitty shark movies.

[@buttzilla6958]

GarrusN7 there's a lot more. Trust me

[@imakemusicstuff]

there are mooooooooooooooar even even

[@GreenSoap]

Sho many sitty sark movies

[@Deep_wolf]

According to assopedia, every year there are 50 shitty shark movies coming out.

[@YarugumaSou]

Try saying that 5 times

[@WhaleManMan]

It's amazing how in a genre with a serial killer who has a glove with claws on it who invades your dreams and looks like he's covered with pizza, the serial killer has less of a film presence than a derpy animal that kills less people than cars.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

MJ Red and despite being the titular character.

[@bkr1895]

MJ Red less people than vending machines

[@Absenteeee]

less people than cars? That doesn't sound right, how many cars are killed by sharks every year?

[@Biochemitra]

They are *so* derpy!

[@Biochemitra]

I'm asexual, so no.

[@orion_x-000]

This is easily one the best Cinemassacre videos ever! There should be a top 30 shitty zombie movies.

[@fredjensen4203]

Top 100 worst shark movie list would be DOPE

[@agentblackbird9435]

#0 is obviously Baby Shark

[@yoboikamil525]

-1 is Land Shark

[@chernovbrichtofen4767]

Shark puppet is +100

[@yoboikamil525]

@@chernovbrichtofen4767 yes

[@xuanbaoXb]

Yeah lol

[@dragoncat9153]

WE DONT SPEAK OF BABY SHARK

[@tommoore2012]

"MEG" is coming out in August of 2018. Can't wait!

[@Fedekpc]

2020 Now is 2017. Oh how time flies by.

[@adielrrosas1980]

I like to think this all takes place in the same universe

[@alanlee1355]

Holy shit. That's insane.

[@emzetkin1100]

Here's a fun fact: When sharks attack people, they won't surface. They'll grab a human by the legs and drag them down. It's a way of seeing what this hairless, finless seal is.

[@TheWyman55_]

Emily Anarres •_•..... thanks....

[@brandynharwell]

... I’m Never Going Swimming Ever Thank You For That

[@sexmasquerade]

Now that's why I stay in the kitty pool at the public swimming arena

[@CrasherX2000]

Spherical & Pandora Studios there’s no way in HELL that a shark could be in a swimming pool The chlorine would kill them (In case you’re wondering, yes, I get the joke, it’s not a properly executed joke)

[@bobbymcpadden5110]

The More You Know!

[@marcusholder6508]

Sharknado was number 5 on WatchMojo's BEST shark movies. LOL.

[@merc5333]

They're mental.

[@klein2042]

Update 2019: The legendary Tommy Wiseau is directing an upcoming Shark Movie titled “Big Shark”

[@commanderzavala9328]

"Oh hi Shark"

[@kurtowen5249]

That is "BIG SHIT"

[@TheFerbguy]

Nearly ten years and I will never get tired of that intro but would also want to see an update to this list...

[@EdwardVersion2]

50 movies and not a single mention of Shark Tale.

[@mr_hentai_god1392]

EdwardVersion2 Shark Tale was a great movie

[@ky-gp4sz]

EdwardVersion2 I still that same GBA cartridge from when I was a kid, always wanted to 100% shark tales

[@nuttyfrog24]

Shark tale was a time exploitation film

[@bredrick677]

That intro was the best thing ever.

[@cooldemon4971]

There's also Toxic Shark,Santa Jaws,Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda,House Shark, and Shark Exorcist

[@InevitableMe]

Shark Side of the Moon.

[@silent_stalker3687]

‘Chernobyl Shark Attack’ A Russian B- movie where it’s not even translated, it’s gibberish ‘shuk’ more gibberish Think Russian ‘hewwo 0w0’ but trying to spell in English. They have a shark with catfish whispers literally flailing it around slicing people apart like the bottler from hellsin.

[@timsillery8709]

Yo you know what I want to see? A Shark Buddy Cop Movie. An Old Timey Detective and a Shark must go solving a series of murders to clear the shark's names. Starring Alan Arkin as the Detective and Bill Murray as the voice of the Shark.

[@Renegade666]

....you mean like Sharky and George? (the crime busters of the sea)

[@sirtanon1]

Alan Sharkin 😂

[@divergenttardis7378]

Why do I get the feeling that that would be the aquatic equivalent of "Theodore Rex"?

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

I need this in my life

[@okidokidoki4415]

Transformers reboot in the works with Michael Bay: Transformers: Attack of the MECHASHARKS Coming Soon...

[@kabob0077]

OkiDoki Doki How about Transmorphers, the shitty Transformers rip off instead?

[@silentc22]

The actual Transformers had Shark transformers, one was in Beastwars called Cybershark, a couple of others from regular Transformers are Overbite and Rippersnapper, then there's Sky-Byte and of coarse the Sharkticons.

[@Caderynwolf]

I'd like to point out the original shark transformers were the Sharkticons

[@nanuqo2006]

Sharks in the toilet tank! Sharks in space! Sharks in your ass!

[@Xr_nx]

[@killer_noob3434]

Notice how most bad shark movies have the name shark in the title

[@kirbyscurious]

Loved this!! Thanks for highlighting all these, so I can see which ones I NEED TO SEE! 🦈🦈🦈

[@2zporygon]

Did anybody count how many times "shark" has been said?

[@bendy11dimitri32]

I did

[@nicholasbrunt2010]

bendy 11 Dimitri then how many?

[@Tami_DE]

@@bendy11dimitri32 jeah how many?

[@CrasherX2000]

Flying Turtle that’s 170 shots for everytime he says shark You’d be either in the hospital of dead

[@juanwashington-cruz2294]

Are you trying to kill people lol

[@mrsg1137]

Sharks. The space games of the film industry.

[@vincentvorse]

And yet we still haven't got Jaws 19

[@alexdrake4081]

Movie title: Sandshark Me an intellectual: Garchomp

[@xotl2780]

We all know about hammer head sharks, so I think human head sharks is the next logical phase in shark movie evolution.

[@qwebhsaavhws]

Jennifer LePage honestly a think wrench head sharks is next

[@kirabad-artist6532]

Wafflem 360 Next will be chainsaw head shari

[@Razgriz85]

You missed a gem called "Sharkenstein."

[@jam5533]

''Heil Sharkler!''

[@miraculousfanyt]

Yes. The worst shark movie ever... Why did I watch it

[@cypher838]

Sharkoom

[@generalshadow9027]

Worst Shark movie ive ever seen has to be House Shark

[@generalshadow9027]

@Death of a Universe it exists. Saw it at wallmart

[@blacksunshine7485]

The roaring shark in jaws cracked me up

[@DerekMoore82]

Now I wish sharks really did roar, that would be awesome!

[@DMBLaan]

No Sharktopus vs. Pteracoota?

[@marcuswhitby3773]

Shark starts to sound weird after it's said alot

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

Say any word enough and it's bound to stop sounding like a word

[@marcuswhitby3773]

MagicRainbow Kitties true true

[@cakebop]

Shark boy and Lave Girl

[@ct1296]

Really sad that Raiders of the Lost Shark didn't make the list (yes, it is a real movie)

[@HendarsChannel]

That movie has an awesome poster!

[@magnum66]

Holy fuck, I had to look this up to see if this was true haha. I gotta see that movie.

[@deloreanrc]

please tell me you are joking.

[@ky-gp4sz]

Callum T "I'm probably missing a bunch of these movies, but what can you do about it? They're coming out so fucking fast!"

[@zillauniverse7208]

Callum T LMAO

[@AlexWuky]

Dont forget about 47 meters down: uncaged

[@narendramartosudarmo]

Not to mention “The Shallows”.

[@narendramartosudarmo]

Nub2323 I know ‘cause it’s one of the rare gems with a value almost the same as “Jaws”, alongside “The Meg”.

[@narendramartosudarmo]

Nub2323 That film was mentioned in this video, mostly because of that famous Samuel L. Jackson scene.

[@narendramartosudarmo]

Nub2323 I’m not sure if that’s the case. Probably because of how it abruptly interrupted his motivational speech.

[@sweetchilledgames7887]

I can’t believe they welded the case for Hammerhead shut. It’s so bad they welded the case shut to prevent you from seeing it

[@ifitwas9691]

Me: ok this list is good so far "Jaws 2" *SON OF A BI-*

[@Hunter87788]

Jaws 2 is an alright sequel but I guess it makes sense put it on here because its rather silly and kinda started all the silly shark genre tropes.

[@solarflare9078]

That and it was the lowest position of the original Top 40, meaning it was the “least bad”

[@The_PokeSaurus]

They Also Made Trailer Park Shark! TRAILER, PARK, SHARK!!!

[@nanuqo2006]

I like to think the intro was improvised.

[@danesqualitycontent8991]

The one that became before jaws at 1969 seemed good for it's time

[@mrwesker]

Lol that one DVD you couldn't open must have been a rental DVD from Blockbuster that was repackaged for retail purposes except someone forgot to take out the magnetic lock. I worked at Blockbuster and we used to lay the DVD down on the magnetic holder to slide it out.

[@400KrispyKremes]

'Shit Shark' is my my favorite shitty shark film. It's about a shark made out of pure shit.

[@YarugumaSou]

Need a Bullshit man cameo

[@IImagnumalucardII]

Aren't all shark movies' sharks made of that anyway?

[@deezyah]

400KrispyKremes Randy, no more shit talk until we are back in power, bud

[@Kee2Oz]

Shit Shark 2: Revenge of Dingleberry

[@400KrispyKremes]

*Full of shit shark

[@siegeofdarkness8212]

This sincerely has to be on my top 5 favorite videos you've ever done james

[@jamierose9095]

I'm surprised no one has made "Invasion of the Shark Men" yet.