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[@iorhan9604]

POV: You are being held captive by an insane sailor who is forcing you to listen to his insane rants about sharks in movies.

[@professionalfortniteplayer2236]

Pog

[@crabohato4954]

F

[@shad03void99]

Who can turn incoporeal at will, and spawn fire?

[@Portoman1923]

PharaohWRC poggers

[@-invalid-2882]

Weirdchamp

[@CallofFreaky]

Plot twist: They kill the house shark, and it becomes the ghost shark

[@piercebottomtext4827]

I'm having an aneurysm just from reading that why did you say that.... I mean you aren't wrong but keep it to yourself man. 😔

[@bagasbramantyo9717]

This is even better when there's an actual movie called Ghost Shark, I watched it on Syfy

[@rafastories4649]

Then that leads to sharkenstien with the reanimating of the dead body

[@Thephillips-dj1po]

...That actually makes sense

[@historicalshit]

Plot twist: Every shark movie is connected

[@foxinsocks4693]

Not being sponsored by SurfShark is a huge missed opportunity

[@cameronmcgregor1131]

indeed

[@nicholasweed1849]

I and 717 others agree. We are legion. We are... Sharknado.

[@TheMastadon1]

Was going to comment this but knew in my heart that I could only be one of the many million that realized this missed opportunity.

[@AUserThatIsDeleted]

I actually Like House Shark because you can easily tell a group of friends were just bored and decided to make a funny low budget shark movie spoof

[@CarassiusAu]

Yeah. House Shark is meant to be more comedic, which is why it looks goofy. Ghost Shark, on the other hand, tried so hard to make the movie scary, and terribly failed

[@West_Coast_Gang]

I like bad movies that don’t take themself seriously, self awareness is key

[@bhyteme]

true, the instagram posts are so clearly supposed to be goofs

[@diabeticmonkey]

I love how self aware it is. We need more movies like that

[@lolicongang.4974]

@@West_Coast_Gang "Self awareness" More like don't have money or computer skills graphic design skills or the computer. And just said we will make a shit movie. The devs knowing it's a shit movie doesn't change the fact it's a bad movie. Tell the friends to get a better job and Make more money to make better movie.

[@lydiar3588]

Sharks are known for their ghost like silence and literally can't make sounds but these movies always make them grunt and roar like lions lmao

[@camdenolson9031]

Yea lmao

[@theenigmaencoder92]

Honestly it-be way more scary if the sharks were just dead silent.

[@talentlessdongley4412]

Yea that's definitely what sharks are known for

[@lydiar3588]

@@talentlessdongley4412 well to divers and other animals I mean.

[@TroubleMakersMinecraft]

The Enigma Encoder they dont

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

"A native american Sith Lord, named Darth Squanto" Is a sentence that I never thought I would hear in my life.

[@hirokimura1316]

I'm not even sure what to say about it

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

@My Brand Thank you grammar man :D

[@GoldenBerry33]

the entire video is full of things you'd never thought you would hear in your life, at least this is my experience.

[@rileywilliams9799]

'Help me, Obi Squantonobi. You're my only hope.'

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Welcome to my world

[@NEKO-mw9id]

This 1st one was 100% a school project and I love how you’re reviewing it like it’s a seriously shot movie

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yes

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Theres decently shot school movies, bad movie is a bad movie even if it has no budget. Either way it's all in good fun, not like it's an actual review.

[@NEKO-mw9id]

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 I know dude, I know

[@AnikMonette]

They didn't made a dvd/blue ray but they crafted a cover that you can buy online. They expected it to sell...😂

[@yourmusictastesuks]

If it was a school project they could've focused on less sex scenes 😭 less of the women randomly taking their shirts off

[@kjell3807]

The sound of the ghost shark eating people is literally someone eating an apple

[@garryleeks6988]

🍎🍎🍎🍎👍

[@dcsf1]

Sure it's not chips or Doritos?

[@bigmanliam]

yummy

[@definitelyaclod]

Ouija shark is like a terrible high school movie project.

[@Vulpilux]

A weegee shark would have been scarier.

[@paytonjohnson9474]

you mean a elementary school project

[@slayc9299]

I did something like that in middle school 🙊🙊

[@anarchist4040]

It had a 300 CAD budget or like 210$ lol

[@redshirtguy5303]

It's like they shot it with a toaster

[@nubiibranch4583]

Let's be honest, House Shark was made by some guy who was caught cheating on his partner with someone wearing that shark suit and used the excuse, "No, babe! It's for a movie I'm working on," and has to make it a reality to fuel the lie.

[@SRSCinemaLLC]

Busted!

[@washedblue]

I see you're a fan of RLM

[@Ryan-pg1tw]

Maybe you should be more respectful

[@baldibaldimore1281]

@@Ryan-pg1tw what

[@MammalianCreature]

@@Ryan-pg1tw Respectful of what?

[@lissienicole7355]

“Oh, just let him put the tip in!” Is probably one of my favorite lines in this whole movie XDXD

[@witherkilleryeh]

which movie

[@lissienicole7355]

@@witherkilleryeh House Shark

[@dr.juerdotitsgo5119]

I have enormous respect for shark movies. Thanks to them and to what they did to the concept, Hollywood will never remake Spielberg's classic.

[@Hufky_Rage]

The second one seems so self aware and intentionally bad, it swings all the way around and becomes amazing

[@emrahalien2972]

I know I felt like I was watching a youtube skit

[@christopherlowery3797]

Oh, it’s far from it. Trust me. Every bit that’s even remotely funny, Elvis shows you.

[@when7573]

i think it was supposed to be a comedy but then it runs into the problem that it doesnt seem that funny

[@Fatima-fo4bv]

It won Best horror comedy award And apparently the makers of the movie made similar movies in the past

[@inkydoodle6960]

Ngl that alien looks great in a cheap sailor outfit.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have two hot KZbinr girlfriends and I am the best KZbinr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear lilli

[@DireNemesis]

@@AxxLAfriku bruh what

[@WinningTho]

Partywolf uwu agreed

[@rejectrealism]

Owo

[@lucas_koala]

This was the shit we could have gotten at area 51

[@diabeticmonkey]

I need more House Shark. The fact that the shark pulled out a laser slayed me. I love it!

[@chadthedrunkard4941]

House Shark has the production value of a well produced student film

[@js4904]

"this is for my dad, you aquatic douchebag" might be the greatest line movie history

[@bullymaguire9156]

😂😂

[@auritro3903]

69 likes keep it

[@rattocaster_fgc3186]

I am jealous of this singular line of dialogue

[@elated_yuri9492]

Always Has Been

[@ZenithGlobe665]

Bravo Vince!

[@masterminer176]

"Let's not get political, let's just talk about ghost sharks!" Meanwhile "It's gonna be YUGE"

[@-invalid-2882]

*YUGEEEEE*

[@LizzieBee00]

They look like movies made by students in film school. Only a lot worse. LMAO. The first was very bad. The second was very bad. Maybe the school provided some budget for the second and not the first? Like for extras and film.

[@justanotherperson7774]

*mumbles in Luigi* God Bless You *kisses forehead *continues to mumble in Luigi*

[@KnightoftheSorryFace]

Then at the end of the ghost shark movie it gets political

[@Addiepoptart]

I love how you can hear him give at least a little chuckle every time he says "Darth Squanto" 😎👌

[@woah6628]

Jaws: **Exist** Literally any studio: *Allow us to introduce ourselves.*

[@king.friendly]

"The ghost shark was Donald Trump's idea" is something I'd never think I'd hear

[@RainWelsh]

As is “Native American Sith Lord”, for me at least.

[@AlfredSoul]

@Ricardo S There is literally no correlation that one could base something like this on xD

[@SirIron23]

At least it wasn't a predictable plot twist

[@xshullaw]

Sharktopus was 25$ :/

[@darrellcovello7917]

@@RainWelsh if Darth Squanto is not safe, God help us all...

[@tnrproductions1231]

Ngl, that “House Shark” movie was an amazing shitpost

[@flow185]

Yeah its so much bad that it's funny

[@kiraly_stuff]

Comedy at it's finest. I gotta say they really nailed the 'german' guy, especially the shitty accent.

[@brucelukas1512]

the chad father had his son at the age of 9.

[@WhimsicalAudacity]

i’d buy it

[@RetroHoodie25]

If u like "House Shark", you'll LOVE "Velocipastor"

[@ctakitimu]

These movies are like the 'plays' I'd write as a kid! "500 troops cornered the heros, and when the battle seemed lost, the heroes win by killing the troops' leaders and hiding the surviving troops among some low hanging vegetation" - See? Just raises more questions that will never get answered

[@Stigggs]

I watched House Shark based on your interesting review. It’s actually a funny movie The actor who played the mumbling Amish character with the Sean Connery accent and bottomless flask gave an extraordinary award winning performance. He was overlooked by the Academy. That human taxidermy is the Realestate brokers deceased dad by the way. So it’s OK. The Shark itself needed a bit of work though. The animal wasn’t very convincing.

[@VaunShiz]

Ouija Shark isn't even a movie, it looks like a class project they did over the weekend

[@Victoria-et7el]

it looks like it was made by a cringy youtube family channel

[@trackerman3581]

FACTS

[@alecgamer7409]

I was literally thinking the same thing except I thought it was like a graded F- class project.

[@owen3455]

More like your avrage youtube video

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

That made me wonder who made the poster for that... "movie". I do wonder if all the budget of this movie are all spent on this one poster.

[@pushpanjalichettridas6109]

the first movie seemed like something my 11 year old self would make with my cousins cause we were bored af....lmao

[@lakenalexander5334]

I thought my cousins and I were the only ones who did stupid stuff like that😂

[@christopherlowery3797]

Laken Alexander why would you think that? What’s so unique about goofing off with cousins?

[@stickmation6651]

My animation is better than that and it is 3 seconds long

[@bonniespots149]

@@christopherlowery3797 Calm down. Its not that serious 🙄

[@tyranitar8u]

Same bruh

[@yolomcswagerton3837]

I love how a grenade does absolutely nothing to it but somehow the blood alcohol content of some random drunk igniting can kill this apparently nearly unstoppable killing machine.

[@michaeljurney8354]

I love the first one, it looks like a project movie with literally no budget.

[@jakepoul4631]

You need to review the greatest shark movie of all times 6-Headed Shark Attack

[@uigoku671]

Lmfao

[@el.pusheen6499]

Bruh I actually saw it on TV and I couldn't stop laughing

[@oliviatalotta7411]

God I remember seeing that movie! I was laughing so hard. Also the cgi is terrible, but u should watch the movie if u want to laugh

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

No. That's not possible. That can't exist!! That's too many heads!!!!

[@ollietannahill9593]

I watched the progression of it and they literally just added a head every year

[@marwanatef4449]

The first movie sounds like a parody porno movie but without the porn.

[@PeachReverie]

“Ouija shark daddy” 😂

[@catspaghetti4515]

I swear bad acting and bad sets remind me of pornos too much ☹️ Im just waiting for the actress they only hired for their appearance (mostly boobs) to just screw the ugly ass boi Im messed up

[@damgaronfire]

@@catspaghetti4515 nah don't worry it's okay

[@someidiotacrossthestreet5188]

@@catspaghetti4515 your welcome 🙏

[@sethgutchi3296]

it's the rare tag called pornless

[@noahgabel912]

i love how there is a 25 yr old dad with a 16 yr old son maybe he adopted him.

[@KyleBrand]

See, I feel like House Shark is one of those movies where a bunch of friends just decided to make a stupid movie, and I am here for it. At least they look like they're having fun. Good for them!

[@Gromek999]

The use of Sea of Thieves in the background truly immersed me into the video. I really felt like I was in the movie.

[@Spineblorg]

What I thought it was real

[@em84c]

Yea I keep getting distracted by it. Looks so cool.

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

It really makes you FEEL like a bad actor.

[@crunchy2898]

I am playing sea of thieves right now

[@jackofalltrade5852]

Really makes you feel like Spider-Man

[@bbqenjoyer]

The people in the second movie seemed to have a lot of fun while filming.

[@99basse76]

Oh yeah yeah

[@cartooncritique6625]

That one was clearly intended to be bad. I'm guessing the director was a fan of Seltzer and Friedberg.

[@orbsorbs8465]

I’m pretty sure that they were both supposed to be terrible.

[@ActorMichaelMerchant]

We did!

[@emrahalien2972]

@@ActorMichaelMerchant hope you didnt have too much fun

[@kirielvids]

"I'd like to catch some rays" *sits in the shade*

[@Teatur_]

I spent half the video not realizing there was a sail above him and thinking his green screen was just kinda falling over the entire time

[@daviddoingstuff4725]

Clearly she needed to wield the ghost of a shotgun in order for her weapon to have any effect on the specter.

[@obamium9692]

What?? No. It’s because she’s an American

[@Enigmatic_Lurker]

Maybe she needed the House Shark's lazer gun.

[@youareallbots7536]

The Shark: I CAST FIREBALL! The DM: You can't cast fireball on a gh- The Shark: I CAST FIREBAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@rattian1976]

Natural one, the ghost reflects the fireball with its magical hand wheels and you both explode.

[@meme_boi8468]

R E F L E C T

[@zerolayne8245]

I'm gonna bet twenty bucks that they watched Doctor Strange while making the movie.

[@nubbe8986]

The shark got like a 12 roll. with mediocre int stat it could be pretty good

[@rubenasandwich2842]

"board up the house to prevent it from leaving!" Literally any insurance agency :" fuck that burn it. The shark is literally a house shark. It will burn to death before it leaves the house"

[@rabbitttz]

I had to google ghost shark. It was a vague memory I knew something about. I once ate a delta 8 gummy not knowing it would actually do anything and laid in the fetal position covered in blankets for hours watching your videos bc it was distracting my mind from the intense anxiety. I don't do well with anything Mary j related. It makes me afraid. This came back to me as one of the videos I watched. Thanks, guy.

[@pringles03.30]

Let’s all be honest, the first movie was a national treasure.

[@pirsickle]

Well, according to the plot twist, quite literally.

[@justanotherperson7774]

*mumbles in Luigi* God Bless You *kisses forehead *continues to mumble in Luigi*

[@SuperPhunThyme9]

No the second one is. The guy had a butthole on his finger!

[@no2940]

You are a National treasure

[@deadbydaily604]

LUL

[@teenageboyhormonalrage]

I love how the trailer for house shark says: You’re gonna need a house Jaws, Sharknado, Megalodon bow to House Shark lol

[@brokentoaster4231]

It was obviously made as a joke. Not a funny joke, though.

[@Jenninka]

The best part of this movie is that it taught you about period farts

[@extraterrestrialcoo2244]

It feels like Elvis is a captain telling the crew of an ancient sea myth

[@YourFBIagent_]

I hope these movies were made as a joke, because if they’re were made unironically Call the police

[@australiajustthewholecount5887]

Your FBI agent I refuse to believe house shark was anything other than satire

[@ttvfirecoma1471]

Idk but everyone is sleeping on sharknado

[@thecheezyweebboy8835]

There getting drunk in a pitch black windowless bar during the day

[@yoboikamil525]

I was made ironically

[@thebelt4233]

Wouldn't we call you

[@jaxxrose1279]

"I'd like to catch some rays" *Takes shirt off in the SHADE*

[@docmercy3660]

RIP Steve. You won't be forgotten

[@Ethonra]

When you gave the list of shark movies and then mentioned going over two, I immediately knew Quija Shark would be one. I mean, c'mon...Quija Shark. Also forget that it's a ghost shark, who cares? The real question is...who taught the shark English!? How does it know how to spell!? Since this movie is all about the yuks, if they asked Quija Shark a question, any question, and it responded on the board with "ANGRY SHARK NOISES", I'd have lost my mind and given it shark film of the decade. Eat your heart out, Sharknado. Also, "The ghost shark was Donald Trump's idea" is the funniest sentence I've heard all morning. Also also, the ending credits of this video sum up these movies perfectly.

[@appeardead]

i love house shark bc its obvious that the people involved were just trying to have some fun

[@spartanjoshua2582]

Seeing Elvis wearing sunglasses and wearing a sailor outfit with a pipe and kinda seems a little drunk he is ready for a yacht club

[@spartanjoshua2582]

He also looks like he is definitely having some good times tonight

[@redstoneofaja5452]

My boy be looking like gappy higashikata

[@SnakeEyes111]

If you shoot him in the foot he explodes

[@hm9892]

@@redstoneofaja5452 why does gappy exist?

[@2Spookster]

I saw House Shark at Walmart for like $5 and thought to myself "how bad can it be?!" Now, months later, I can say I've never been more disappointed in myself for purchasing a film. :/

[@9annax]

Shit you could have used those 5 bucks to buy something better... Like... A snickers bar or two or three, idk how much a snickers bar costs in the US

[@Prophet1]

pipocadoce I think u can get at least 3 here

[@Red-be6fn]

Should’ve bought some pop tarts instead. Pop tarts gives you satisfaction, meanwhile House Shark can’t

[@BP9000]

@@Prophet1 you can manage 4 if you shop right

[@echidnut6602]

if you watch anime nothings wierd anymor

[@saramoore9896]

The whole reason I love these commentaries is that it makes the dumb movies that much funnier PLUS, you don’t have to watch them yourself.

[@PatMachowski]

The girl getting turned into brekky while looking for some brekky was very satisfying.

[@KrazeElk]

It's like these people saw the success of jaws and were like "I want to make that, except with no talent and creative vision"

[@echidnut6602]

pretty sure house shark is better than jaw fight me

[@lieyunus8123]

@@echidnut6602 are you joking

[@theblackswordsman5039]

I laughed so hard at the scene where the dad is like “you can’t hurt me anymore” and does a goofy stance and then uses doctor strange powers and then runs into the shark and explodes.

[@jordanrodriguezjr.5019]

:3

[@EnderCorePL]

It's a Bollywood level action scene and I love it

[@pixilatedmonster]

How is the demon carnage going

[@ikramharon6687]

I didnt watch the full video yet but by reading your comment i can already tell it is going to be funny😂😂😂

[@natelaushway7523]

Just for reference here are the time stamps for the different movies :) 0:00 - Intro 1:35 - Ouija Shark 11:32 - Sponsor 12:49 - House Shark

[@imepic434]

Why would we skip too the sponsor?

[@natelaushway7523]

@@imepic434 I mentioned it so you don't fast forward into the sponsor, so you know when it ends

[@valkyrie9646]

Thank you

[@SirPunzalot]

11:43 Should have gone for a surfshark ad lol

[@dogmanwes2790]

Yeah it would have fit the video more

[@DCGMatthew1]

Fun Fact: Sharks live in the water.

[@UnsweetTea]

No they are ghost spoooooooooky spoooooooooky

[@YourFBIagent_]

So you are telling me House shark isn’t telling straight facts? Bummer!

[@erie499]

It's not in the Bible and therefore it is not true

[@crawlcreeper1252]

Wrong sharks are ghost demons satan tornados dinos birds eagle 2 headed 3 headed 4 headed 5 headed 6 headed 7 headed 8 headed 9 headed 10 headed giant ball bags that are dry with legs deadly beast

[@thesoggyslopster7173]

I saw a shark in a church once

[@andreworders7305]

The guy who wrote Jaws became a marine biologist to try to undo the damage he had done to sharks’ reputation

[@godfrey4461]

Oh

[@Itnasias]

@@godfrey4461 Yeah, because after the movie's release, sharks were seen as serial killers rather than normal animals.

[@lieyunus8123]

I mean only kinda true

[@cartooncritique6625]

Well, at least he tried to make amends...but I wager he didn't count on people not being able to tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

[@phillipeldridge-smith1982]

Andrew Orders, no Peter Benchley did no such thing. He was regretful of sensationalising the danger of sharks. He actually continued writing novels and non-fiction work, screenplays and adaptations, as well as freelance journalistic work for print such as NatGeo. He hosted a few programmes about sharks. He was an environmental protection advocate, particularly with regards to marine protection. But he was no marine biologist.

[@yesg651]

I legit grew up watching these movies with my dad, good times. We just love how trashy they are and it would make us laugh.

[@kyogre3894]

That makes sense. You see sharks shooting fireballs all the time 👌

[@kaminski47]

Raiders of the lost shark Shark exorcist Sharkenstein Sharktopus Sharktopus vs pteracuda Sharkropus vs whalewolf Sand sharks Ice sharks Sharknado (1-5) 2 headed shark attack 3 headed shark attack 5 headed shark attack 6 headed shark attack Mega shark vs mecha shark Mega shark vs crocosaurus Mega shark vs colossus Mega shark vs giant octopus Atomic shark Toxic shark Oujia shark Ghost shark Snow shark House shark Swamp shark Planet of the sharks Empire of the sharks *yup all of those are real, did not make a single one up*

[@amir-jp1hl]

Ok but like the sharknado movies hit different back in 2013

[@jessieripper]

Jaws 3D and Jaws the Revenge?

[@donwhiteley3293]

You forgot my personal favorite, Supershark.

[@kennethmcgregor5953]

IMO the Sharknado series and Sharktopus series are actually good movies as long as you view them as comedies not action movies.

[@ideology2354]

Swamp shark 😂

[@TwentyPercentDash]

Honesty, House Shark looks like a lot of fun, like a goofy KZbin sketch comedy stretched out to the length of a film.

[@jellybeans2707]

Yea I dying 😂😂😂😂😂 if they just put this up as comedy if would have probably sold more

[@TwentyPercentDash]

@@jellybeans2707 - It's described on Wiki as a "horror comedy film."

[@SRSCinemaLLC]

Yes it was promoted as a comedy horror and it has sold a LOT 😊👍🤣

[@skimpskomp]

ha, i ruined the 69 likes. :)

[@guideu1963]

@@skimpskomp bro its at 68 plz s t o p

[@nicholasweed1849]

The ghost shark is just that shark puppet that gets bonked for trying to eat treats. Hes had ENOUGH!

[@lilybeck3285]

Why is no one talking about House Shark’s INSANE post credits scene where Zachary escapes the explosion alive and GIVES BIRTH TO A HOUSE SHARK BABY??????

[@mega_bird700]

The multi-headed shark movies add more heads in every sequel, the most recent I think is 7 heads.

[@thecyberviber]

100 years later 1000 headed shark attack

[@darthnexgaming8433]

Wow

[@ivanhozjan7137]

They skipped four headed shark. Lazy bastards.

[@simpsbelongtothegulags3702]

@@ivanhozjan7137 bc the director is Guido Mista

[@dn283]

@@simpsbelongtothegulags3702 was that a joj-

[@joshizfly]

"because there's a shark in the ouiji board you see.... a ghost shark"

[@moustachepig43]

But that's a different shitty shark movie

[@Stargazer_Pie]

No helicopters

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Elvis cosplays as Popeye, with devastating results.

[@aroyals339]

Lmao the guy in the thumbnail looks mildly annoyed like "god damn it... I burned the toast again" only "god damn it... I got eaten by a big shark again"

[@CruelKaizo310]

The part when you turned into a ghost was actually a *better green screen than the actual movie itself* 😂

[@Dragon-wt7ch]

Lol very true

[@legomemer2479]

The movie is so fake it doesn't even feel like a movie it feels like a fan film

[@wolfpack9273]

Agreed.

[@arshiaaghaei]

@@legomemer2479 I've seen fan films way better that this shit tbh

[@dogouchu4356]

When KZbin is more professional and profitable than an actual movie

[@popcornpoptart9828]

The scene with the ghost dad fighting the ghost shark in heaven cured my depression, I haven’t laughed so hard in years

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

Now go watch his video on *Santa conquers the Martians* (if you haven’t already) -and you’ll lose the ability to feel all sadness!! 👍😁👍

[@popcornpoptart9828]

@@glorygloryholeallelujah just watched it and it was amazing! Thank you for the recommendation I laughed so hard xP

[@dreg7305]

honestly, seeing that clip has made me want to watch the whole movie, just to see the dad's scenes. LOL

[@popcornpoptart9828]

@@dreg7305 yes 👏🤣

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Me too

[@heavy0119]

Imagine if this was sponsored by SurfShark VPN

[@evelinetheoofdemon6003]

The next video it is. :)

[@altSHIFTNerd]

Based on your Thumbnail for this video with you dressed as a sailor man, I can TOTALLY see you playing Ship Wreck in a G.I. Joe live action movie!

[@patricklesage1430]

I feel like house shark is a comedy

[@domagojstoric5811]

well it's funny af

[@soop6866]

It's more a parody that makes fun of other shitty shark movies

[@cheatcode436]

@@soop6866 yeah probably.

[@Jiggerjaw]

I'm pretty sure House Shark is actually a masterpiece.

[@CocainePirate]

Its pretty obviously a masterpiece

[@daveyboy2315]

@@CocainePirate yes indeed its right up there with the drone and the velocipastor

[@michaelmyres5653]

As good as jaws

[@Jiggerjaw]

@@michaelmyres5653 Let's not get carried away.

[@michaelmyres5653]

@@Jiggerjaw but when I say its better than jaws 3 I MEAN EVERY WORD

[@sovietunion7202]

4:43 its a plastic hand

[@corvish391]

I can’t believe he didn’t look at the masterpiece that is Jurassic Shark, that movie is simply amazing

[@cooldudethebrony1753]

The Ouija shark honestly looks like some KZbin fan film it doesn’t actually look like an actual movie it looks like a home video or something like that

[@TheMemeSchemer]

KZbinrs would put at least some commitment into their vids 🤣

[@noelleluvsu]

Ikr I was looking for a comment like this

[@beefcastle]

When Danny, Drew, Gus, Sven, Leon, and Elvis all post on the same day cause they procrastinated on their sponsorships

[@nadeezn]

They should all do a collab. They all give off the same chaotic neutral energy

[@PPG_MonoKhrome]

Oh yes, Sharktopus versus Whalewolf. I enjoyed the kill counter whenI was a smol kiddo

[@1eoso1e]

Spong Bob ugly face caught me right off guard... I nearly dropped my food! 😂

[@2st486]

"house shark" is pure insanity and i love it.

[@SRSCinemaLLC]

❤️

[@busdriverguy]

@@SRSCinemaLLC did you make this movie?

[@IrisXen]

@@busdriverguy that is the director, screenplay writer and producer

[@sealteamryx6758]

Wait... just wait a goddamn minute!!!!!.... so you're telling me... theres no breky?! 💔

[@theartistformerlyknownasperson]

What even is a breky?

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

@@theartistformerlyknownasperson Sounds like a made up slang for "breakfast"

[@FilthyGaijin]

And cheeky?

[@jimboringo9958]

Rezandra Rizky Irianto - 19, that’s actually exactly what it is but it ain’t made up. It’s only really used around where I live in Britain tho

[@iliketacosbutican182]

NOOO BREKY because i ate all the breky

[@mater114]

2:52 Elvis is that you?

[@AmityvilleFan]

18:45 - Zachary Tayléor is NOT German. He is Austrian. Totaly different country. To be precise he is Tirolian. You know, which place is famous rolling a ton of sex-films.

[@gwynplaine661]

he clearly has bavaria's coat of arms on his lederhosen

[@coatofarms4439]

Did I ever tell you the tragedy of Darth Squanto The Native? No. I thought not, it’s not a story the Americans would tell you. It’s a Wampanoag legend.

[@CHANN3L_NAME]

1 away from 66 likes

[@davidburton2092]

66 likes

[@coatofarms4439]

@@davidburton2092 Thanks.

[@armandoarroyo5153]

House shark in a nutshell: A german guy, Abraham Lincoln, and a guy dressed up in a shark outfit with a apron fight off a shark with a lazergun Seems legit

[@jeffreydhejny1104]

Wait, really?

[@oscarmcnulty4307]

No

[@oscarmcnulty4307]

Yes

[@West_Coast_Gang]

Revive the Bavarian guy! He has the ray gun!

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

You forgot "A sith Lord that uses plastic weapons" in there.

[@sstreakzzzz]

I didn’t even realize the first clip of the first movie was the movie itself, it literally had the quality of a video I’d make in my backyard in 2012.

[@sleepyhollowo]

I can’t believe there’s not one, but TWO WHOLE MOVIES about a ghost shark.

[@gnbman]

I didn't think it could get more absurd than having Trump show up. But then, "period gas" and "Darth Squanto."

[@adammarch9604]

Shark with Lazer gun

[@Gothicah]

Period gas is actually a thing and I'm sorry a lot of you had to learn about it this way.

[@sickboy703]

I googled it to make sure, twas a mistake

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

@@sickboy703 thank you for your sacrifice

[@toft8270]

@Bhumi Rushing r/ihavesex

[@robiniguess8230]

projared

[@jungleinsectspikewall4474]

Havent seen the vid yet but excuse me what!?

[@icantbelieveit3746]

When he starts talking about sharks on the internet, i was hoping Surfshark lol

[@theamanzingman]

House Shark feels like it would be some 3 part 2012 Smosh bit

[@catpoke9557]

Imagine if all sharks ever thought was "me hungry"

[@felobatirmoheb4884]

Thats pretty spiciest if you ask me

[@catpoke9557]

@@felobatirmoheb4884 Bruh exactly LOL Now think for a second that the creators of these movies either think that it's all sharks think, or dont care if they cause others to think that. Just.. let it sink in. I'm pretty sure the sharks that like to get belly scratches are thinking "ooh that feels good" and not "wow me hungry" but I'm not a shark so who knows

[@eddiefernandez5052]

@@catpoke9557 and another thing, these idiots think sharks have the organs required to growl or roar, let alone do any sort of sound from their mouths. HA.

[@mimoe9859]

@@catpoke9557 from my knowledge it's very easy for them to find and eat smaller fish,why would they be just go out of their way to eat humans like,is there no fish anymore?

[@catpoke9557]

@@mimoe9859 It depends on the shark but a lot will eat small fish and sharks like the great white eat larger things like seals or very big fish. But they don't really go after people. Sometimes they bite people out of curiosity, but they don't actually view humans as prey because they're unusual. Kind of like eating a food when you don't know what the ingredients are. However they will eat people sometimes.. they just tend not to actively hunt them.

[@snazzyjovialwyrm3314]

These two films have got to be satirical, especially House Shark. There is no way anyone thought about these films in a serious manner.

[@real-cr3qo]

It's obviously satirical. And its funny, but this guy took it way too seriously lmao

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

xd.v1 Yes. The man who put on a pirate outfit and had sea of thieves playing in the background the whole time, while for most of the video just takes the movies at face value... took this too seriously. I know he’s going into the movies much further than anybody should, but he knows the movies are not serious at all and has made this video to talk about how funny and bizarre these movies are.

[@SavageCounter15]

The scream at 8:08 was used in the game Friday the 13th Killer Puzzle.

[@MaliceInCandyland]

We need more videos in this shark series.

[@mvabyss370]

It’s literally like a school project for highschoolers.

[@zazimations209]

True

[@tomato4300]

Yep

[@kincaid5111]

The best part of House Shark is when they are' swimming' while walking down the stairs, very realistic

[@mrziiz6893]

I don’t know if your being sarcastic but I honestly found that funny

[@kincaid5111]

@@mrziiz6893 I am being sarcastic, I tried to word it so it would come across sarcastic

[@mrziiz6893]

@@kincaid5111 oh well I’m like mentally retarded. I enjoyed the movie

[@jalenjoseph4065]

Nah the best part is when the shark shows up walking with a ray gun in the house

[@xislost]

I'll never get tired of watching movies so bad they become hilarious. Thanks for showing me new ones !

[@Colleen-xg6zt]

There's NO WAY these movies truly exist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂