AVGN Script Collection PART 2 (of 3) for charity

[@NatiPerPerdereNPP]

I've always felt that 32x episode ending was missing something. Now I know.

[@Camelotsmoon]

+Nati Per Perdere Lol so true, it felt kinda abrupt.

[@grimTales1]

That should be in the next episode xD

[@grimTales1]

OK, in Episode 142 - make it happen :D

[@omh20]

And knowing is half the battle!

[@149CreepingDeath08]

Damn man if they did a 24 hour podcast Id sit through every second of it, I just love hearing about all the things that theyve done throughout the years

[@steelfairygaming]

I love how he didn't even curse in front of the kids while filming. What a good guy :)

[@blodydeath]

yeah, every time I watched that part of the episode I always wondered if he did, I never thought I'd get the answer, these videos of them going through the scripts have been pure gold :D

[@PatTheNESpunk]

Damn you, Mike!

[@hero227]

+Pat the NES Punk With your guns, how in the world do you think you would ever fit into that Atari jacket to begin with??

[@markbassilios8103]

Hi Pat!!!!!!

[@557deadpool]

PATTIE

[@PrinceMarcusWilliam]

+Pat the NES Punk Patty Cake!

[@johnnyace2396]

+Pat the NES Punk That's not the way to talk to yer friend, Pat.

[@cammantialive]

I love this kinda "bonus feature" - behind the scenes stuff, James and Mike. You two are inspirational.

[@metalgearross1939]

24:10 I can never watch the 32X episode the same way again.

[@gertrudemcfuzz74]

I was hoping that they would auction off the Mr. Bucket they used. But then I realized that would be FAR too dangerous.

[@faalonikdovah982]

+Thanos of Titan That bucket is sure to make a return in later episodes. My guess.

[@gertrudemcfuzz74]

+Faal Onik Dovah I don't think it can be killed with 21st Century weaponry. They'd better wear titanium jock straps.

[@hero227]

This really hits home how much work you guys put into these. Holy shit.

[@Zagranis]

My favorite thing about them finding out about the "pussy piss slit" line is that Mike sounds genuinely frustrated that he didn't use it XD

[@CaptainJZH]

It may be weird, but I prefer the AVGN to be in full screen instead of widescreen. Gives more of a "Kid in the 80s filming himself playing games" feeling.

[@gigglesvideo]

+CaptainJZH fullscreen is not opposite of widescreen

[@thema1998]

That era is *long* gone! Fullscreen is only used on rare occasions.

[@DeanW1993]

I literally watch this channel every night without fail even though I've seen every video multiple times! Love all the Cinemassacre members!

[@jadlysmf1933]

Realllyyy glad to know I'm not alone there

[@Dragorosso95]

Now you have the final line for the next AVGN episode!

[@grimTales1]

The chibi Statue of Liberty girl is the cutest thing I've ever seen

[@FuckPunkers]

one of my favorite mike quotes "I'm on drugs, I'm on fucked up bughhhhhh" never gets old

[@kingkold]

great story of Pat and Mike bidding on the Atari jacket lol. would love to hear Pat's side of it

[@PSUDarius2032]

+kingkold 2nd that... CUPodcast topic?

[@MoriMekan]

That's true I was impressed by the amount of work James does when he edits the audio, the whole process takes so much time. Wishing you the best for charity! Keep it up guys thank you always.

[@jaredqwerty]

I love hearing James describe his filming process.

[@MiddleAgedNerd]

Holycrap, this video reminded me of how good Mike was as The Joker. Great 60's Batman Joker.

[@benjaminwheeler390]

Middle Aged Nerd his character work is absolutely top notch. Good impressions of anything he's a big fan of, it seems

[@dangreen9188]

Holy shit, Mike is a broccoli assassin.

[@cryptix808]

lol

[@logicone5667]

+Levi Skardsen yeah, and def not part of the \//\

[@kkcc2animal919]

Goof+laugh= gaf

[@kkcc2animal919]

Goof+spaf=spoof

[@iwanta3ds687]

*Gafs uncontrollably*

[@4353653335]

Iam really impressed how organized he is. This is the way it works!

[@PalmerDudeGamingChannel]

yknow I think it would be super interesting to have a circumstance where the nerd cant swear but over the course of the video he begins to crack and I dunno it leads to him swearing so excessively it causes armageddon

[@keatonkitsune4064]

Well you've got my respect for how much work you guys put into this.

[@Roald80irs]

Wow all the work you guys put into the episodes are impressive. It explains why angry nerd episodes awesome :D

[@FortisMaximus]

I'm glad that line ended up not being used in the 32X video because James' reaction at the end of this video is priceless.

[@bones22j]

Damn. There will never be another AVGN. I feel like an era has passed. Like when there was a new AVGN episode every couple weeks. Those were the days.

[@LyingSecret]

+bones22j Aside from the fact that in a Doom 2 livestream literally last night, Mike said there are more in production so..... not sure where you got that from.

[@FlutterBug]

11:04 but... but... I can barely tell your handwriting apart xD seriously they write so similarly xD

[@vGorak]

I could sit here and litsen to you guys talk for hours. you guys should really consider maybe doing a podcast or something similar and maybe team up with other youtubers. I love you guys so much. Personally cinemassacre is my favourite youtube channel to just sit down and bingewatch. I also love the fact that you are auctioning off alot of the AVGN stuff. its for a great cause, and also it keeps the scripts and stuff with the fans.

[@Borednesss]

For the printer thing ink.. I think it's because each printer prints sorta like a water mark of the serial number or whatever of the printer on every page you print. It's tiny and hard to see with your eyes but yeah, it uses colors

[@thelocustgod9098]

Making me laugh in a video like this, James and Mike are awesome guys.

[@ID10TCATPRODUCTIONS]

man you guys are really inspiring. love the amount of work you guys put into ever video!

[@ArmorOfGod7]

Does Mike ever let James finish a complete thought?

[@grimTales1]

+ArmorOfGod Yeah, I wanted to hear what James had to say after "I've come to the conclusion I dont care about that because people just...", Mike was butting in there imo. I know informal, non scripted discussions (as here) can sometimes get like that, but still. Great video though and very entertaining.

[@dinochookproductions5190]

its called friendship, they know they are being assholes to each other, but there ok with it

[@ArmorOfGod7]

+DinoChook Productions Except, James rarely, if ever, interrupts Mike. Mike cuts James off on almost every sentence/thought.

[@Serjo777]

+ArmorOfGod Yeah I really hate it when people do that -.-

[@Diogene_Balbeur]

+ArmorOfGod I never felt it as interruptions. To me that's just the friendly side and the fact that Mike is a nervous full of life fellow. It doesn't feel like one of them could not develop any important idea if any of both wanted to.

[@bsdude010]

You guys are doing awesome putting all this work into the charity. Good job.

[@Harperlarp]

These vids are great. In case people don't know you can watch Cinemassacre Mailbag for more great content similar to this. "Live as a windrammer as you fuck!"

[@NAGA_99]

Mike Matinee

[@tcdalton215]

see futures in balls

[@Kentama]

I think the reason a printer starts printing in purple is, if you run out of black ink, the printer starts mixing the colors to try and print in black. If one of the colors is low though, it isn't able to print exactly in black, so you'll get weird colors like purple.

[@otakugamertimmy2363]

I grew up going to Shriners in Chicago. They are memories I will always hold onto and its cool to know that you're doing a charity for them. :)

[@anonymous0s0egion]

every video you guys make is thoroughly entertaining thank you guys for the years of quality videos. how have you all been holding up in life? want to make sure you're all doing well

[@derekhart410]

Its really cool to see all the hard work you guys do behind the scenes. I'll be bidding on something for sure!

[@magus104]

its weird seeing how you would script and story board everything the right way. with youtube it seems like so many people just wing it, record a bunch of crap then sort it out in editing

[@fob1257]

+Magus It mainly depends on what videos people are putting out. For people that do let's plays of games, they mainly just record their audio, and often times face cams, and record the video of the game they're playing. But rendering and editing takes a long process when it comes to that and often leads to problems like corrupted footage or running out of space to record and such. The stuff James does with AVGN and Board James is a whole other level where it's show based for the internet. AVGN and Board James are scripted and there's a whole lot to it. Same with movies and TV shows. Many takes and often times revisions takes place when making sure it's all good and ready to put it out when all is said and done.

[@Tricikloplots]

The episode about printers remains my favorite YKWB video.

[@grimTales1]

One of my favourite YKWB episodes along with Christmas xD

[@RickyRei1]

HAHAHAHAHA! THE ENDING HAD ME DYING!!!! I agree with Mike, that was a missed opportunity x)

[@moviemastervevo1848]

can't wait to get it, Avgn us the best and extremely underrated.

[@danieldolf3844]

L

[@jadlysmf1933]

Check out the roast of the avgn they some how kinda make fun of them selves compared to him long but hilarious

[@moviemastervevo1848]

John Dadberger Its pretty insulting and stereotypical actually.

[@moviemastervevo1848]

Dandolf Dandolf You're life is an L kid just like you're parents after they gave birth to you.

[@moviemastervevo1848]

John Dadberger Not really but he made it fun and he inspired me to collect old games from before my time. Great guy.

[@OneEyedCat873]

Wow, never would have thought there's so much in it.

[@PhilTeoli]

Love these videos. Really nice insight on the behind the scenes!

[@RobertAslinMusic]

Alright, now you HAVE to start the next episode with that gem of a line.

[@silver2zilver]

So very grateful for these. Thanks James

[@Tatti12321]

I always wondered about James swearing infront of those kids...

[@phreakout93]

i always liked the awkward nature of the shot of the cartridge going into the system

[@Jingleboy14]

The ending was great. That line is so out of nowhere.

[@thema1998]

I'll never be able to rewatch the "Sega 32X" episode without thinking about what could've been! 😆

[@KatalystW]

Wow, Mike really has a BIG heart! As big as...you know.

[@ghostface2222]

damn. these are funny. I wish you guys did a whole series on these before the auction

[@stridermt2k]

Awesome video just for the insight into the process and the anecdotes. You guys might not even read this, but thanks nonetheless from someone who has watched them all.

[@grimTales1]

In the part where Mike talks about the Atari 2600, personally I like the more documentary style parts too like the Double Vision episode, I agree with James its good to mix it up a bit. Actually back in 1977 it was called the Atari VCS (Video Computer System), it didnt get named the 2600 until (I think) 1982, when the 5200 came out.

[@C-J2000]

I fucking love you guys. From the start of avgn til now. keep up the good work, really enjoy watching you guys have fun. Cheers from Sweden!

[@newwavejunkie]

Awesome! Been waiting for part 2.

[@jorgelobolonely17]

those guys are great, i like how james laugh so hard a the last script

[@GoblinSlayerZach]

My appreciation level is over 9000! Thank you so much~

[@ZeroGrowth]

At 11:04 you can see Mike's notation: "How can a plane pass through SOILD cement"

[@wigglyboots2]

Mike does a pitch-perfect chrontendo impression.

[@thefloppydisk622]

Hey Mike and James, this reminds me to ask, are you ever going to make anymore You Know What's Bullshit episodes? Those were funny as hell!

[@VideoGamersOasisPlayTheatre]

24:33 -- Comedy GOLD!

[@felixkane1319]

that would work in episode 26 of avgn it would have made the ending funnier but I like you show keep on doing your best james

[@hentosama]

James turns red once more

[@NatiPerPerdereNPP]

James used to give more fucks about AVGN... I knew it.

[@Romy-gz7ig]

guys seriousely you are amazing. I love you so much 💝 and thanks for the great work you do 👍. You deserve more viewers 😉

[@glacier2win]

These script videos are super cool.

[@halfhawk718]

Oh another AVGN stuff for charity, cool!

[@moviemastervevo1848]

Yes it is.

[@halfhawk718]

Joseph Higgins animationgamer3466o :)

[@mrbroofgames]

+Joseph Higgins animationgamer3466o Just wanted to tell you, FUCK your profile picture.

[@moviemastervevo1848]

+ninjarylan No fuck you.

[@LightningBolt8]

Bravo Hawk we meet again

[@flarebuster]

23:20 I've been wondering about that for years

[@ThugHans89]

I have a very important question now. Is your beautyful black cat still alive?

[@182Burritos]

He dieded

[@ThugHans89]

+182Burritos Thats pretty sad.

[@ThugHans89]

+182Burritos How did you find out about that?

[@grimTales1]

That's sad :( RIP

[@STRYKER007SQUAD]

TheSpanishSolidSnake uh.. not sure what they are talking about. Boo is still alive. The cat was in one of his Monster Madness announcement videos this year.

[@tegangregson6898]

I can't wait for the third video.

[@tinagrant2070]

i hope the charity goes well . great video guys. that jacket bidding made me laugh. out of all the people to bid against.

[@ilovesmosh2012]

Holy shit, James handwriting looks exactly like mine, i'm serious, its like i'm the only one who can read it.

[@MrMbc77]

I'm pretty sure you can get your printer to not use color but the print will look more grey than black. I've done it years ago for school when I didn't have color but I had black ink.

[@silentaswang9968]

Oh my, that quote on the end. I couldn't stop laughing. XD

[@theeturnone]

loving these videos

[@OHardCorePipperO]

Can't say this enough this channel is fucking awesome!

[@Cloud98]

Cool a new AVGN video right after work!

[@moviemastervevo1848]

Always a treat.

[@davek2906]

Love these guys.

[@PuzzleProjectorBlog]

I just realized how hard it is to set up the focus correctly when I am filming myself with a DSLR.

[@nik700]

Really? People were complainig about the Nerd cursing so much? Like, do you even know what the A in AVGN stands for?

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

2 years ago I know but people asking why Board James swore. I said well thats because he is still the nerd but for board games.

[@theundertaler5875]

The A stands for ASS.

[@jefft4488]

great insight to your channel and AVGN!!

[@marcodemasi3132]

DO A NEW NERD ROOM TOUR!!!!!

[@Nuttybartony]

Love you guys

[@segaswirl3007]

Nice touch to not curse in front of the kids xD

[@nephildevil]

Googled the Atari jacket, found one $100 on ebay lol Doubt anybody would dare wear that in public, even in the 80's, probably even more so in the 80's because back then gaming was a nerd only thing, now it's become quite mainstream.

[@SammeLagom]

Love you guys; lauging to tears.

[@rickyrico80]

18:20 That open invitation will work out well!

[@jubjub444]

Still waiting for him to use that line.

[@marcyong9736]

Is it just me, or did Mike's voice got higher all of a sudden?

[@gingerstorm101]

I wish I could get the Ghost and Goblins Godzilla or AVGN Games script, but sadly I can't :( Those are my favourite episodes

[@EmmettXIV]

13:07 funny that Mike outbid Pat for that Atari jacket 13:57 the jacket does look stupid from the back lol

[@nightstriker2172]

+Cinemassacre don't worry, avgn, in the 32X episode, that he would send the shit back to the fires of hell, not what the script said.

[@ASR-Ansori]

This episode should've started with James saying "FUCK!"

[@omega17ds]

so funny, especially the cat part

[@prophismusic]

"You say 'Fuck' , it's just what happens". - Mike

[@aRealGhost_]

"...according to the script i say: Now excuussmeeeeehhhchkuucghh..." "

[@kitkat43255]

that lie detector script is cool lol, it does look crazy.

[@Kinaldio]

These videos are so *fucking* golden. I put off watching them for a bit because of their length but I was not disappointed. I feel like I could sit here for hours freeze-framing every script shot, seeing the magic. Also, when the hell is there gonna be another YKWBS episode? I think we're all clammering for more

[@Aces.702]

the pic were he turned into a cat killed me 😂😂

[@ohveli]

Love these :D