Winter Games - Angry Video Game Nerd

[@AtrolinK]

aaaa was always the strongest player in arcade games. aaa was good too. but i've never met them in person.

[@MythlyInari]

+AtrolinK This should have millions of thumbs up and be in a hall of fame of comments. It's perfect.

[@vudinh6103]

No dude, aaaa was the best! Not aaaa

[@Marcelelias11]

fuk sometimes did good too

[@bit_ronic]

+97channel Have you forgotten about tit? That guy always was the last one on the global leaderboards.

[@Marcelelias11]

Phantom Lynx you mean sht, right? That guy was a hell of a player.

[@Indecency562]

Really proves his point at 8:44 where mashing the buttons madly somehow executes a very elegant spinny jump

[@Jestin612]

I noticed that too

[@SinisterScoundrel6562]

It's no better with the NES Advantage. Trying to jingle the joystick side to side tires your wrist out faster.

[@Psiros]

Of all the holidays, "Happy STFU" is my favorite.

[@bokiller33]

That should be a holiday

[@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793]

I'm gonna start using it

[@WorldWalker128]

I need an outdoor doormat that reads like that.

[@KizaruB]

You forgot about Festivus

[@yournamegoeshere7584]

[@PA4KEV]

I feel so sad for the 8-bit ice skater each time. She tries so hard, falls straight to her knees and does not get a single point...

[@JPLooney]

As it should be...NO. points for participation in the Olypics..

[@zombified_pariah7720]

Agreed. Tough crowd. :(

[@zombified_pariah7720]

@@JPLooney Says the tard that can't even spell "Olympics" right.

[@ozoraidani]

Well, I've read a guide and trust me, even with that it seems unfair af.

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

JPLooney you’re a doo doo baby

[@Mr.Smiley_J]

I feel so bad for that poor figure skater. The sad music playing while she fails over and over. I want to learn how to play this game just so I can get her the score she deserves.

[@LegitMan335]

Do it for the poor figure skater lady .

[@rollwulf]

I'm sorry to break it to you, but the score system in figure skating is so broken that, maximum score I've seen people (and myself) archieve is an average 3.0 to 3.5. I wanted to make a 10 or a 9 but it's literally impossible. The judges are corrupt!!

[@Mr.Smiley_J]

@@rollwulf noooo!

[@crimsondynamo615]

She blew her brains out in the locker room afterwards. She will be memorialized in next years games.

[@ElFreakinCid]

Sad music?

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

One my favourite AVGN moments is James attempting to make sense of Hot Dog Aerials.

[@uranium54321]

My favorite moment in this video is probably “most of the high scores would belong to AAAA”

[@enoljosejordan]

@@uranium54321 Same

[@TrekCompsport]

It's hot dog areas because they're wearing hot dog skis

[@fjccommish]

@@TrekCompsport Hot dog means showing off.

[@RanguGamer]

I love how he does a super jump while loocking at the cam, randomly tapping buttons XD

[@Skoize]

Rangu, que haces viendo esto? O_O

[@RanguGamer]

No sabía que tenía prohibido ver vídeos en youtube... ¬¬

[@TheXxGaM3Fr3aKxX]

RanguGamer Los unicos videos ke a mi me gusta ver en KZbin son de Avgn. :)

[@RanguGamer]

Mike Zavala Como individuo,te entiendo.Como youtuber,me da rabia XD

[@TheXxGaM3Fr3aKxX]

Jaja xk te da Rabia?

[@Osterochse]

you know a game is old, when the USSR is a playable option.

[@CyberLance26]

I remember the USSR was a stage on Street Fighter 2.

[@CuddlyViv]

CyberLance26 Well yes, Zangief is Russian but Street Fighter 2 came out in 1991 which is the year the Soviet Union fell so that’s why it’s the USSR in that game.

[@junkhead_92]

Well, the ussr split up in 1991

[@theburningone354]

The USSR didn’t collapse untill 1991

[@Ryno2094]

@@theburningone354 very random fact but ok..

[@arcadianwind]

James had the smell of burning plastic in his house for at least a day just to bring us that final gag. Now that’s dedication.

[@lightcaperen9746]

The line "If you have a problem with happy holidays then happy shut the fuck up" gets me to this day a decade later

[@Blackphillipsupporter]

I literally started saying that to people because of this episode. I was 19 when this one came out lol

[@nthgth]

It makes sense here because he led with "Merry Christmas," eliminating the whole reason to have a problem with "happy holidays" lol

[@markthebldr6834]

Brilliant!

[@HammerGalladeBro]

That quote should be on a Christmas t-shirt

[@Murdoom]

It's one of my favorite lines from the nerd.

[@MySpace202]

9:06 he yells “balls” so loud the audio quality changes

[@EmiFolkMusic]

hahahaha im dying

[@theproletkulttn]

That's actually analog distortion, which is actually really cool albeit expensive. Basically he isnt recording his audio to a computer specifically and is possibly running it through some kind of tape machine.

[@rubberchix]

@@theproletkulttn 2 track recorder set at different limits

[@jaycerrito3142]

Earrape in person as I like to call it

[@EmiFolkMusic]

@@jaycerrito3142 Earrape hahahah i like that

[@thelieutenant7732]

I love how the USSR is still around in this game.

[@girlgarde]

In the USSR, they tortured prisoners into confessing to crimes that they didn't commit by making them play this game at gunpoint! LOL!

[@kylelikeskjvbible]

@@girlgarde In Soviet Russia game play you.

[@omikronweapon]

it's almost like these games were made while the USSR still existed.

[@playspeed1]

It's like this game was made in the USSR.

[@EggEnjoyer]

Its like these games are the USSR

[@inlovewithgoats1092]

Just imagine the neighbours complaining because of the smell of shitty games.

[@tawmifm]

They'd probably be unconscious. Vinyl is poisonous while burning. James was hospitalized.

[@inlovewithgoats1092]

Tamer Kassem Well...that changes things.

[@jakelong312]

+Tamer Kassem (T900Kassem) he actually went to the hospital? It seems he would know better

[@jayvman1311]

+_Ofenkartoffel_ I see taiga :3

[@inlovewithgoats1092]

mio makka Of course you do.

[@scottvelez3154]

Play winter games with the power glove >:D

[@Pokemon_Trainer_Black]

It would be easier blindfolding yourself and tying your hands behind your back while wearing oven mitts, trying to hit the buttons on the controller. XD

[@BrolyLSSJ01]

+Ƥσкємση Ƭяαιηєя Ɓℓαcк it's easy to lift an elephant with my ass while singing "Old McDonald".

[@Pokemon_Trainer_Black]

***** XD

[@Pokemon_Trainer_Black]

***** I get that reference!

[@EnderbornGamingAndStuff]

+Scott Velez I love the glove, its so bad.

[@rideroundandstuff]

I like how he made her jump and spin without looking at 08:35

[@nowonmetube]

TWICE

[@PawciopPL]

@@nowonmetube MAYBE IT WAS FRED FUCKS

[@jeffsalazar6725]

LMAO!

[@LorenHelgeson]

And yet, still got all zeroes. Shenanigans!

[@TallSilentGuy]

He was literally just explaining that all you have to do in the game is mash the D-button, so where's the surprise?

[@dirkthedaring5131]

Happy STFU Everyone!

[@kingpig.gamestudios]

Thanks. Have a GTFO day. XD

[@Stinckyfatmama]

was that a you know whats bullshit reference?

[@101Volts]

@Gamma 144: It is.

[@MrPicklecopter]

And a merry fuck you

[@x302justice]

Dirk The Daring happy STFU

[@lleon79]

If Winter Games had been created today by EA or Activision, the first 4 olympic games would be in the actual disc and the rest would have been sold in $15 DLC.

[@MultiOrri]

HUEHUE

[@DragonKnightFire]

Please don't give them ideas. XD

[@vanitaswhite3222]

So true XD

[@CoryC321]

No, the first 2 would be on the disk and the rest would be sold for $15 each in DLC.

[@lvl100weavileyeah5]

No,it would be 0 games and $25 dollars per game and $100 per 3 games.

[@adamd3441]

Fred Fucks: the worlds greatest myth aside from the 3 seashells from Demolition Man

[@mr.otaku2399]

i want to meet or at least see this man in real life.He seems cool

[@delicheese6774]

That's not how you spell his name.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

*Fuchs

[@pantheman2842]

@@mr.otaku2399 there was a Fred Fuchs on KZbin and turned out to be an ass.

[@Curlyheart]

What about whats behind the door in that cave in LEGO Island?

[@scottwilliamson8887]

"I'm surprised it's not called Cat Tit Bingo" - AVGN, 2009

[@xGimpyx]

I always find myself going back to this around Christmas. Still a classic all these years later.

[@rikustorm13]

Same, though I prefer his Bible Games vids

[@witchymuser]

Same haha

[@tosborne8062]

I love that at the end where there is peppy upbeat "Jingle Bells" music and the Nerd doing everything the game warns about... on of my favorite Nerd moments!

[@RetroGaming-gp2ef]

I bet his house smelt like burning plastic for a week

[@MrTheMark21]

Do you realize people who heat their house with wood don't get smoke everywhere? It goes in the chimney.

[@shawarmageddonit]

"Smelt". I see what you did there.

[@thedoctor9138]

That's a sweet Atari Jacket

[@lityfity4197]

That's actually a jacket that mike outbid the nes punk for in an auction

[@westerling8436]

@@lityfity4197 wrong.

[@skyjack1]

@Kevin Van Vooren ?

[@ludonymous526]

Fun fact: James Rolfe actually burned the cartridge in the fireplace, and it all smelled like burned plastic according to him.

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

Much like Action 52!

[@LegitMan335]

Just like Action 52 🐆

[@Brawler_1337]

Were the boards still inside? I know that most of an NES cartridge is empty space.

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

@@Brawler_1337 I doubt it.

[@ludonymous526]

@@Brawler_1337 Yes. Those boards were inside. James' rampage here at the end of the review was 100% genuine.

[@kingkold]

That's the Atari jacket Mike outbid Pat the nes punk for on eBay .

[@GabrielAlcala956]

he's nothing but a punk!

[@Nicomanism]

Wait really??

[@thema1998]

​@@Nicomanism I didn't know that either! 🤯

[@LordZero666]

Here 11 years later is still as fun as it was then.

[@FireLightning16]

This is a blizzard of BAAAALLS!

[@AnonyMous-gj7qq]

My favorite part xD

[@nelsonmuntz9317]

I literally read this comment as he said it haa haaaa

[@ciberkid22]

I CAN'T BELIEVE HUMANITY WAS CAPABLE OF DEGRADING ITSELF SO LOW AS TO PRODUCE SUCH INSULTING CATASTROPHE OF ASS!

[@An-Account_1]

Do not store in extreme temperatures, do not immerse in water, do not clean with benzene, thinner alcohol or other such solvents, do not hit or drop cartridge, do not attempt to disassemble.

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

@@An-Account_1 (does everything the cartridge says not to do) Like that?

[@waldevv]

Winter games was one of my favorite games on commodore, that torch scene in the beginning sounded glorious when played by the Commodore's VIC chip, definitely didn't want to skip it back then

[@Simon0]

Summer games 2 was the best. Pole vault! Awesome.

[@0x777]

Played that on C64 and Amiga. On those machines it was actually pretty decent. Mostly because it's a game designed for joysticks rather than gamepads.

[@tigeruppercut6421]

definitely was design for them console. and we all had big joysticks

[@3arsa738]

The "Isn't that the most beautiful radiant sound that has ever been blessed upon your soul...." part was HILARIOUS !

[@gunnarconley]

The rage sounds from James hitting the game at 9:41 is freaking awesome.

[@justmeluigi3295]

I like the face he makes afterwards it's really funny

[@gateway1199]

Merry Christmas, Happy Hauneka, or Happy holidays, if you're not okay with that then Happy Shutthefuckup. - One of the best lines from AVGN

[@Rgoid]

igolvach I’m sure he meant to say “Bah f****in’ HUMBUG!”

[@marshalmathers5669]

The deadpan "Who programmed this thing? Maybe it was Fred Fuchs." Priceless! And poor Fred Fuchs :(

[@shmoopy3507]

Fucks*

[@untitled0717]

+Robbox im pretty sure its fuchs

[@umr4h138]

lol dumbass

[@marshalmathers5669]

ion fan Fred Fuchs?

[@austin3553]

it is

[@greatestever184]

I had nothing to do with this shit game, thank you very much!

[@drumF_4200]

OH MY GOD, IT'S FRED FUCKS!!!

[@rickjames9039]

fred fuchs You have fucked a lot of people man, that is not cool.

[@drumF_4200]

I'm Rick James Bitch!​ True that.

[@rickjames9039]

Даниел Друмев Thanks man, I hope Fred Fucks realizes this.

[@drumF_4200]

XD

[@mariecarie1]

8:35 - Look at the screen, AVGN! You're pulling off a trick! Turn around!!!! Turn a--ah, you missed it.

[@ZillaGame77]

He did the exact same thing after that and looked at it 8:44

[@acfreak55]

ya i think she jus jumps up in the air and lands on her ass.

[@LeonardoViale]

This is imo the perfect "Nerd" episode, dunno if the best, but is definitely the one that sums all of the best things from the classic nerd episodes, even the faces he makes are absolutely brilliant.

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

The phrase "the dying squeals of electronic goats" takes a whole new meaning in 2014

[@kshitijduraphe3374]

GOAT SIMULATOR

[@KDNG105]

Kshitij Duraphe What about 4:40 (when he's thinking)

[@danieljames1868]

Sounded more like an assimilated Blaze singing subsonic whale-song to me...

[@alikirb]

Goat sims

[@kyoukotsukino6322]

Not really, it still means "shitty game". Or maybe it's slightly different. "Over-hyped shitty game," perhaps?

[@StormsparkPegasus]

Winter Games was great on the Apple IIGS and Commodore 64. I don't know how they butchered the NES version so much.

[@ZorotheGallade]

And thus the level "Blizzard of Balls" in the AVGN game was created.

[@camilohiche4475]

One of the all time classics in my nostalgia meter.

[@retrogamingguitarist5961]

The kind of game that's more fun to destroy than actually play.

[@tubaplyr4]

I think there needs to be an AVGN clip episode showing all the games he has destroyed in creative ways

[@somekidnamedoscar8651]

tubaplyr4 definitely

[@natedoggcata]

I love how he started mashing buttons and she did a trick

[@khjr14]

“Cat Tit Bingo” was my favorite Ted Nugent song. “Cat Tit Bingo...da na nuh, Cat Tit Bingo...da na NUHH”

[@sheriffofrockridge9095]

khjr14 So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage Wait a minute, Hey there's one up ahead And the damn thing's opening Hello! Get in there

[@colinshawhan8590]

This is the best thing ever written on the Internet. Humanity evolved for six billion years so I could read this.

[@elephystry]

I don’t listen to Ted Nugent what

[@Simon0]

I played cat tit bingo once. I almost won.

[@yvplayz7813]

What the....

[@Lucariogamer14]

I thought this would be a good time to watch this episode on the (Same) day of the Sochi Winter Olympic game event. After all... The Winter Olympic games always comes once every Four Years!

[@Lennyficate]

Thank you! Happy Shut the fuck up either! :)

[@DarkSonicLetsPlay]

L-Lenny? Dich habe ich hier nicht erwartet! :D xD

[@DasManiac99]

Wow... Lenny schaut AVGN...

[@Yuutex]

Hätte ich auch nich gedacht.

[@Dusty_Pixel]

Das kann nicht sein...

[@DarkSonicLetsPlay]

Oliver Packman *YEAH BITCH BUT I'M ACTUALLY GERMAN!*

[@LeifgoesLive]

james has a nice house

[@guitarlover567]

I thought I was the only one who noticed haha

[@koopatroops838]

LeifgoesLive you mean basement

[@JakeLProductions]

That “hot dog aerials” segment has been hilarious for YEARS

[@Slashscreen]

Boy, I love the smell of burnin' shit games in the mornin'.

[@harukatakahashi8822]

+Sir Tootleage were you born in a farm?

[@TheRealEvilRoy]

+Haruka Takahashi Wat

[@harukatakahashi8822]

Edi Ownbey were you born in farm? yes or no

[@TheRealEvilRoy]

Hospital. so no.

[@harukatakahashi8822]

Edi Ownbey xD, I mean were you raise in a farm?

[@deatsbybre7162]

The ending was priceless.

[@ionman1761]

Favorite nerd quote: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

[@Deadsea_1993]

Damn that Ice skating event with the music gave me chills, absolute torture.

[@grandmasfavoritegravy]

Did anyone notice he's burning the cartridge on a book about campfires?

[@BrentHasCoolDogs]

That isnt a book. Its a firestarting log.

[@Indy509]

Said something about emissions too

[@berserkirk248]

"Woodstoves, Chimeneas and Campfires." Clearly a man of distinction.

[@nelsonmuntz9317]

Watching a grown man trying to figure out how to figure skate killed me dead 🤣💀

[@colvein32]

To think that someday, xbox360/1, playstation 4 ect. will become "Old School"

[@arbetor12]

Dude stop I remember ps2 being new

[@pinkdiamondplaymatespinel8308]

It’s Winter, it’s fuckin’ cold, We’re Playin’ some Winter Games. - James Rolfe

[@deathbyjoe21]

those carts were tough as shit. it was probably fine right up until the whole fire thing, and even then it could have survived right up until it was completely aflame

[@M0rzone]

I would have been fun to try it before the fire... :)

[@LuigIan2000]

All that melted plastic must be hell to clean out of that fire place, DAMNIT, I've become my mother

[@Kapenguin448]

No worries, he did it outside in a campfire.

[@Nolroa]

I would not be worried about the plastic melted, would be concerned about with toxic and malodorous vapors given off by polymers such as plastics or vulcanized rubber when burning.

[@Doommaster1994]

9:16 • DO NOT STORE IN EXTREME TEMPERATURES. • DO NOT IMMERSE IN WATER. • DO NOT CLEAN WITH BENZENE THINNER ALCOHOL OR OTHER SUCH SOLVENTS. • DO NOT HIT OR DROP CARTRIDGE. • DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DISASSEMBLE.

[@FadeIn2Obscurity]

This has one of my favorite endings to a Nerd episode

[@darcgibson5099]

HAHA "and if you have a problem with that, happy shut the fuck up!"

[@isaacwilliaiii843]

Damn I miss 10 years ago, where my biggest problem was that I can't optimize my Myspace page

[@tthomaselli2]

Isaac Willia III- I know the feeling... The last time I checked my MySpace page was back in mid-2011 & after sending a bunch of friend requests, one day, I must've inadvertently caused MySpace to deactivate my account because when you click on the URL, it gives you an error message.

[@iainclark8695]

That mention of California Games brought back fond memories. I loved that game on the C64. The hacky sack event was so much fun.

[@LaroTayoGaming]

Ahhh. I love to binge watch these episodes.

[@AppleArmada]

Same

[@shanewickham8667]

I do it every year at this time.

[@cobalt7248]

Same!

[@enoljosejordan]

Same

[@dizzyD1199]

Wait, at 8:33 he actually makes the girl do another trick.

[@HereForAStorm]

+Dizzy- D Yep, looks like he hit down+up, lol

[@cumbrap]

+Dizzy- D Holy shit this is his Legend of Zelda II review all over again. That's amazing.

[@harizshahhamin6324]

Minority Discharge i

[@pixelarticuno1636]

I think he actually pressed the B button.

[@nowonmetube]

@@cumbrap reminds me of the power glove landing too!

[@StephersBeyond]

"And if you have a problem with Happy Holidays, then Happy Shut The Fuck Up." 😆😆😆😆😆👍 I love it!

[@MariobBro1]

Same XD

[@padlock711]

4:34 that's a nice-looking script, James.

[@VK4502B]

He made an episode about making AVGN, he admitted he left scripts in screen sometimes. :P

[@netty_6183]

Omg that game still has USSR, now that’s a blast from the past

[@MegamanNG]

I wonder if the Nerd knew that Acclaim is involved in Winter Games. To make it worse, Acclaim I believe is a part of LJN.

[@rgbreeding]

LJN was owned (bought) by universal studios, that's why LJN released all of the movie based games.

[@MegamanNG]

Rgb Reeding That makes sense. No wonder their games were shitte.

[@rgbreeding]

+***** At least ***** doesn't suck at grammer and spelling. (edit: haha Megaman, that stupd jeremy deleted his rude comment and his account)

[@MegamanNG]

Rgb Reeding You sir are very kind.

[@MegamanNG]

***** They didn't. They didn't screw that up.

[@richardmatchett8422]

8:12 He's not even paying attention and is doing crazy flips and shit

[@zhangjao6328]

If by "doing crazy flips and shit" you mean "falling on his face over and over" then yeah, you nailed it.

[@OneArmedRetroGamer]

She landed a couple.

[@ylwpyro9549]

I think it's called "Hot Dog Aerials" because you're supposed to perform tricks (even if it's clunky as all hell and doesn't work.), and "Hot Dogger" is an old term for a person who is a show-off.

[@fanofgodjimindiva2497]

YLW Pyro I think it's called like that because of the 1984 comedy film Hot Dog , which is about skiing competitions precissely, and also tits

[@NicklasJazzström]

vance astrovik Tits huh.... well I think we got a situation here.

[@fanofgodjimindiva2497]

one of the final scenes of the movie depicts the girls flashing their tits to the ¨bad guy¨ in order to distract him so the ¨hero¨ can win the competition, it's an iconic scene that has been replicated in several other movies and tv series like beverly hills 902010

[@TheDoritoFan80]

YLW Pyro It's very easy to perform tricks just rotate once and stop moving and you land good

[@poiuytrewq11422]

True DoritoFan80 That sounds like someone brainwashed by LJN would say.

[@photoguy4212]

This is one of James’ finest. So much rage

[@MegaAnimazing]

and the winner of the winter games is AAAA.

[@SirCookieTheThird]

1:06 Those...those mini arcade machines in the background.... DO WANT

[@Rohnon]

Everytime he burns or destroys something I think to myself ''aren't those shitty games and consoles worth alot of money or something?''

[@jacobcomiskey9597]

Usually the stuff he destroys are props

[@Rohnon]

Jacob Comiskey the Sega Genesis he burned was a pretty good prob then^^

[@OneArmedRetroGamer]

32x*

[@itdobeshockin]

he most likely has another copy of the games and another console. he is a collector anyway

[@andykishore]

9:18 In this episode, he reads the caution label but does the stuff it tells you NOT to because he hates the game anyways.

[@tthomaselli2]

"It's winter, it's fucking cold & we're playing some 'Winter Games'!...". --The Angry Video Game Nerd.

[@CallMeSugarMilk]

"This is a blizzard of BALLS!!!!" dude i swear, i love how when he says "balls" the volume increases, idk why that kills me xD

[@TheSpark717]

That ending montage never fails to crack me up.

[@junior214223]

I keep thinking he's in a cabin or somewhere besides his own home. Amazing how some decorations can make it feel different.

[@newfrickinshow]

For those unaware, Fred Fuchs has been nominated for three Emmy awards as a producer.

[@TheAzrayell]

+Master Xehanort you mean suchs

[@mikepentop]

the "BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN!!!!!!" gets me every time

[@shaylenedbrown6743]

YEEEEAAAHH

[@samuellopes3935]

The ending is one of my favorite AVGN moments.

[@moogleking]

same along with dark castle

[@littlecjoverthere467]

8:35 she actually did a trick o.o

[@devilsasuke619]

lmao nice

[@thema1998]

The Nerd destroying "Winter Games" is still satisfying in 2024! 😆👏

[@uvhunters4677]

True

[@MythicSuns]

The funny thing is, some movie and TV directors still insist on having the actors pretend they're playing a video game, which fools absolutely no one. Especially if they're holding a PS3 or PS4 controller which both have power lights on the back to tell you when they're switched on.

[@FlammableKing]

"The dying squeals of electronic goats.." As soon as I heard this, I had to pause so I could laugh for a while. xDD

[@kbtiger1279]

9:29 That face just says,”Hold my beer!”

[@alvinater5525]

i love how the nerd does the exact opposite of what the warning says on the cart

[@WinVisten]

Still better than anything LJN made.

[@turbineF15]

Or Tiger Electronics

[@yevgeniy60]

turbineF15 We do not speak of Tiger Electronics...

[@P_Stick]

yevgeniy60 What about Titus?

[@turbineF15]

Pure Sparky NEVER SPEAK OF THE RED FOX OF DOOM

[@GROSWALDPRODUCTIONS]

turbineF15 it's still not as scary as the philips CDi, DEAR GOD TAKE IT AWAY

[@uncensorer]

Hear me out, but what if pressing B makes the figure skater actually do something?

[@uncensorer]

Oh how I love that little piece irony XD

[@supermariofan03]

only 4?! My reaction to the amount of boards in Super Mario Party.

[@davidsmith3949]

"They're playing Winter Games." That part had my sides in orbit.

[@weirdkid5]

AAAAAAA has to be the best gamer ever. He's usually at the top of arcade and NES leaderboards.

[@mcreeamy7209]

The only good part of this game is that you can play as the USSR.

[@HeadXxBangerx]

You can do the same in ice hockey and that game is great

[@tails230]

... ... *Blares out the USSR National Anthem.*

[@umjunsik3705]

His video was a great help to my English study when I was in elementary school.

[@milesbeler3974]

I've owned this game forever, never played it, so it put it in. It froze. Then it ran. The whole time, it sucked.

[@elephystry]

Must have been a cold winter, especially considering the USSR was still around.

[@Wis_Dom]

Me and my friends back then greatly remember this game by the blisters we would get from rubbing our palms back and forth real fast on the D-pad.

[@kansascityshuffle4141]

Shit like this makes you realize just how advanced mario was for the time. I can't even fathom how contra and mario came from the same time as this garbage ass junk.

[@adamlooze99]

I think the "Rocking the D pad left and right" was meant for the track pad. When you run on the track pad, that is what you are doing.

[@RossWasTaken]

i still cant believe this video came out 3.5 years ago ._. time flys

[@timlaffin6758]

Its closer to 5. It originally came out in 2009.

[@RossWasTaken]

yeah but i never watched it on cinemassacre back then ;)

[@frostare]

Ahh indeed

[@RossWasTaken]

I can't believe i left that comment 2 years ago, what the fuck

[@frostare]

ℛ𝓸𝓼𝓼 Heh, this is like updated yearly.