Angry Video Game Nerd - Season 14 (AVGN Full Season Fourteen)

[@JamesNintendoNerd]

Check out Cinemassacre.com for our new video game, vinyl records, and other merch. Episode time codes: Raid 2020 - 0:00 Mortal Kombat 1 Ports - 22:25 Mortal Kombat Ripoffs - 42:52 Dennis the Menace - 1:03:45 The Incredible Crash Dummies - 1:20:36 Bad Final Fight Games - 1:38:13 Mission: Impossible - 1:54:43 Ecco the Dolphin - 2:09:31 Countdown Vampires - 2:24:25 The Legend of Kage - 2:39:22 Taito Legends - 2:54:02 The Simpsons: Bartman Meets Radioactive Man - 3:27:17

[@peepnox7747]

:D

[@natan.mp4]

Helo

[@mahalokid]

I want a nintoaster bud. Where do i get one of those?

[@robotdoom702]

Nice

[@Henry-bi8fv]

It’s our Lord Jesus Christ

[@BrandonAutry99]

I have fallen asleep to this video every night for the past 3 months. The furthest I've made it before passing out is the beginning of Dennis the menace. I also occasionally get woken up by tom cruise's laugh and the wails of that girl from countdown vampires, but I don't mind. This video has become like a close friend at this point. A close friend who tells me stories of bad games until I drift off into a pleasant slumber.

[@vinnykster]

Same here

[@TennesseeSlim]

Lolz same here too

[@yupjuliansje]

Bro we're all the same person

[@knivesron]

I do the same. I always get woken up by the intro music tho

[@themrhiguy]

Brewstrew as of late but avgn today

[@chunkie3056]

I will never get tired of binge watching seasons of the Nerd, never.

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@latenight7528]

That makes the two of us.

[@schmutzpimmelbube8570]

Perfect on sundays

[@chivalrous_chevy1163]

@@schmutzpimmelbube8570 and on Monday mornings and afternoons.

[@IronicallySarcastic]

Hear, hear!

[@skeech1979]

I was recently in a motorbike accident. Broke my neck in two places as well as my lower back. It’s been a living nightmare of pain since and I’ve been cabined in my home ever since. Going through all these old vids has kept me sane. I can’t speak enough of how great the avgn was and is.

[@csj9619]

Wow, I genuinely feel for you. I hate being injured and loath cabin fever. Hope you make a speedy and complete recovery.

[@HamTheBacon]

I still can’t believe iv been watching this series for over 10 years and i STILL come back to watch the entire series year after year.

[@pikachoo1]

I came here to say that

[@dosdoomguy2285]

AVGN is still great after all these years. Here’s to the next 16 years.

[@WarpHype]

I can’t wait until he reviews Wii games unironically. 😂😂

[@chamberlainallman3242]

@@WarpHype they can, the Wii came out in 2007 and it's 14 years later

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@doomdoomerson6524]

Here,HERE fellow DooM Guy!!

[@MrLaSilla]

Never not

[@Dzointek]

Somehow, Nerd's banter helps me fall asleep

[@sekticore]

I've fallen asleep to AVGN videos for the past 4-5 years!

[@terry85mar]

Your mom helps

[@terry85mar]

All in her

[@terry85mar]

Mouth

[@robbicyr]

Dudes I thought I was the only one

[@RegentPandora]

The fact James Rolfe kept to his word from eleven years prior about reviewing Raid 2020 in 2020 is some committment.

[@NeonTheProtogen]

lol

[@_catulus]

"The game turned into Action 52" is one of the most underrated lines in AVGN history.

[@awesomechris2840]

🤣

[@ThomasfromDenmark1]

Timestamp?

[@NexevMedia]

@@ThomasfromDenmark1 14:20

[@zachatck64]

It's so unbelievable that AVGN is still going after 14 seasons! Cheers James!

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@willardfasto4494]

What's unbelievable is he only has 4 million subscribers his game content is far far far better than say pewdiepie yet has no where near the subscribers.

[@kornstargaming7245]

@@willardfasto4494 so True. The OG followers know that James is really one of the OG KZbinrs

[@NSFSponsor]

@@willardfasto4494 You gotta realize most of Pewds subscribers are inactive. Most these guys here consistently watch all his videos.

[@Seven71987]

This going to be the next spongebob!

[@joaomacabrodeath]

"If Cyberpunk 2077 is bad, i could review it" OOOOOOOH BOY

[@AnthroFox99]

His comment aged like fine wine.

[@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash]

you cant make a quote like that without giving a timestamp also James if you read this - DO IT! (in character!)

[@TommyGunsXL]

20:25

[@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash]

@@TommyGunsXL cheers!

[@ambient2104]

eh, that game isnt even finished, give it a while.

[@lynnkay417]

Just had a tooth pulled today; I'm spending my recovery time by binge-watching/rewatching the AVGN. No better way to make myself feel better!! 💙😊

[@wawfulpawt2763]

It really is insane how watchable james rolfe is.. underrated person

[@ict113090]

All major studios should be hiring this guy.

[@jumentoqueanima]

​@@ict113090 I agree. He needs to make a big budget movie.

[@JohnnyNoPockets]

@@ict113090 ALL of them?? LOL. And for what exactly? Peasants are so weird.

[@ict113090]

@@JohnnyNoPockets okay maybe not Disney or WB.

[@animeloveer97]

@@ict113090 yea so they can ruin it yea sure

[@rayoregel599]

let’s appreciate Cinemassacre for being consistent on KZbin with the best content like avgn for 14 years now

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

@Antionitonio Bianchinitio who cares

[@Rebrn-bk5em]

@Antionitonio Bianchinitio id say James earned his fame and supposed wealth unlike many on this platform.

[@retrodarkgamer420]

i loved avgn seasons 1-9 afgtger that kierran and all of the assfucks at screen wave ruined avgn

[@felipeends]

I'll be that grandpa that keeps watching the same old tapes, but instead of baseball matches or boxing fights, it will be seasons of avgn

[@scyhte82]

i feel like that already without being a grandpa.

[@cyandeoidre2375]

​@@scyhte82 fr

[@adammurray8361]

literally thot this too. but like full volume cuz it'll be my house 😆

[@simunator]

assuming you reproduce and your children reproduce in an increasingly less reproductive society

[@wc7800]

As someone who exists in 2024, I can confirm that we do not dress or remotely look like Rancid.

[@TheDudeImbibes]

I can confirm there are indeed some of us in 2024 that look like rancid

[@jamesgeddings9094]

2024 isn’t over yet 😂 there is still hope

[@HowDareYouSpeakToMe]

Rancid here, I definitely look like that

[@astrosteve]

That unhinged rant at the end of Raid 2020 is one of my favorite AVGN things ever.

[@Subscriptcat676]

I dont want to think about a world without James Rolfe

[@KungLao15155]

Then don't.

[@WorldWalker128]

May we move on before he does....or may we all get hit by the same truck and reborn in a weird video-game world.

[@PeptoAbismol]

​@@WorldWalker128horror film of a sentient semi-truck stalking and running people over but the twist is that the truck is just trying to send lost souls into the afterlife

[@BeretBay]

13:27 That moment when you realize we actually have an excuse to see the Nerd cover pre patch Cyberpunk 2077 in the year 2077 now lol.

[@sebastianriz4703]

Lol the prepatch doesnt matter. The game is still buggy and unplayable on last gen

[@stitchlover4381]

@@sebastianriz4703 DOUBT the game will actually work in the year 2077.

[@thewolfman1202]

By 2077 James will be roughly around 97 years old, so I doubt he would be capable of doing so unfortunately :(

[@stitchlover4381]

@@thewolfman1202 people can live past 97 while it's pretty slim I mean you never know.

[@bonnome2]

@@thewolfman1202 I've seen people that were a 100 and still functioning. Riding bicycles and taking care of themselves. It is rare but it does happen.

[@Vipers_Pit]

I still can’t believe he actually keep his promise. RAID 2020 in 2020

[@EmJayCeeDee]

Has anyone else noticed how much less angry he is these days? Like it's really more like disappointed dad nerd, now.

[@---fn7lh]

that's even worse Disappointed Dad nerd is the harshest like cant you just be Angry

[@alechendrix9367]

He’s getting old lol

[@Sandmann629]

he's baked during at least some of these

[@EmJayCeeDee]

@@Sandmann629 dad's can get baked. Better than alcohol tbh.

[@Cyberlanky]

It just means it's extra special when he does get angry!

[@jacobwo4133]

It's crazy how even 14 years later, avgn is still putting out bangers

[@ThatLoserJay]

Yep

[@HashiNuke]

Def. indeed

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@Operation_Bagel]

Really? Where?

[@Bartman61911]

@@Operation_Bagel on the original cinemassicer website.

[@DikkieDikism]

Watched all of them again from season 1 to 14. Always be one of my favorite human beings on the planet, never met the guy, but dont need to. With some people you just know. This guy should get some kind of lifetime award.

[@ragedump]

The Crash Test Dummies episode with the music video at the end is one of his most legendary moments.

[@sliedogg]

From personal experience,. Watching James as AVGN somehow helps me overcome depression. I can't explain it.

[@hewhobattles8869]

You too, huh?

[@sliedogg]

@@hewhobattles8869 Yes

[@nthgth]

I kind of get that, but how? What is the mechanism at work here?

[@sliedogg]

@@nthgth It's calming

[@shadowlinkbds]

Despite a terrible year that was 2020 least we still have great episodes of AVGN that came out of it.

[@AlanTGP1]

@@AxxLAfriku No

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@Operation_Bagel]

"Great" episodes?

[@SommerSen]

@@AxxLAfrikuthe spammer? he returned?

[@InspectorSomething]

Best show on KZbin

[@peepnox7747]

Still the best

[@ThatLoserJay]

YES

[@insanestupidity]

Always will be

[@TheTheNatona]

Agreed

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@rockerwill777]

The Tom Cruise is incredible 😂😂😂

[@randomergy683]

Whoever did the Tom Cruise spoof was spot on lol

[@pemik233]

The nerd is a living legend, when people make music like that for the nerd you know how important The Angry Video Game Nerd is. 🙌

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@andreatoppi5627]

He is in a Nintendo console. When you're inside a game, you know that you made it.

[@NGEvangeliman]

Might be the oldest running thing I still watch, followed by Red Letter Media and Internet Today.

[@jhcoverdrive9287]

@@NGEvangeliman I couldn’t agree with you more! Ricky and Eliot delivering the latest news on Jacob Wohl and his dumbassery has helped me maintain my sanity (bigly)!

[@poadaranda]

I work at night and i must say, my night shifts are amazing watching the AVGN

[@UmbreonMessiah]

It's been nearly 20 years, but the Nerd never gets old.

[@spleefian]

“WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?”

[@mariogallego5513]

This this my favorite saying from him lol

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@angelwolvesincorporated3582]

Thay weren't thinking

[@ahmedar1217]

@@brianmercerjr2282 i fell it again

[@bluekirbyrocks]

@@angelwolvesincorporated3582 yas

[@Punkfilms4605]

The only long running series i'm dedicated to.

[@alcoholic2652]

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia?

[@letsjustlaugh1592]

The man, the myth, the legend. Thank you James.

[@swimmyswim417]

I’ve only been watching religiously for a couple of years (2016-ish) but it’s legitimately impressive how you still capture that classic AVGN charm with just enough improvement in quality to stay fresh. I can’t imagine binge-watching 3+ hour long season compilations of anyone else, but I regularly have AVGN going on in the background while I’m doing homework or working on a project. Seriously tempted to shell out for those DVD copies...

[@goldengy0075]

I spent hours watching every episode of AVGN. And I dont regret it at all

[@dragondude4886]

Same

[@ahmedar1217]

We know

[@matthewlane518]

Me neither, I watch them all many times

[@awesomeiphone597]

Same

[@chivalrous_chevy1163]

Just hours? That’s not that much, if u think about it.

[@Darthborg]

You gave me so much entertainment back in 08 on deployments. We used to group up in a room of 40 guys laughing at your videos when you dropped a vid.

[@BlackEmperorGaming]

Thank you for serving!

[@ASAN2042]

Thank you for your service!🎮🎮🎮👾🤖

[@KorenLesthe]

@Marc Carran Speaking of « not knowing what you did » and fighting in a war that was « unnecessary, pointless and probably making things worse », get a look at your comment.

[@sheriffwasted6426]

@Marc Carran It’s not about thanking them for participating in a war some suit started. It’s about thanking them for choosing to serve others in spite of such a terrible situation.

[@davemustardstain]

If you wanna feel old I beat Breath of the Wild in Afghanistan in '17

[@MigeMaur]

I'll never get tired of hearing about the actor Tom Honks driving a tonk on his way to the bonk.

[@charliescott859]

The rant at the end of raid 2020 is the best thing ever

[@fiftytwo5929]

i love binging these seasons man. it’s like a classic show that never got old.

[@MostMorose]

I SWEAR!

[@PieInTheSky9]

Very true!

[@jasonpeiser4597]

Thank you Nerd! It's now time to go back to the very top at season 1 and start them all over again. Very much appreciated

[@volcanicash4893]

Dude, you’re a seriously brilliant writer.

[@clinteastwood2176]

I would never get over the fact that you almost made me believe there was an actual TOM CRUISE appearence

[@MayanPudding]

you mean that wasnt tom cruise?

[@Cosmic-Bear.]

But who made you believe that wasn't the real Tom Cruise?

[@nthgth]

The man got Macaulay Culkin on for an episode; nothing would surprise me at this point

[@matthiewg12]

Why wasn't this recommended at bedtime? highly disappointed in the algorithm

[@HarmacyKorine]

lol did for me

[@molagbal5313]

Hello there

[@TheDormonid]

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[@jeremyg5097]

Every night

[@Cyberlanky]

This is easily the most rewatchable season. Every episode in this is brilliant.

[@watevatube]

14 seasons and still awesome, Long time fan here, Thanks James !

[@Sunny-ju1lr]

I love when he does playstation 1 and N64 stuff because that's my era of nostalgia.

[@grevinse]

I dont know what the odds are of you actually seeing this but you made me remember these old games and how much I loved them and showed me so much more i've never even heard of. I really appreciate that. Thank you. Seriously

[@paulybfromda303]

The long await is over, it's S.14! Thanks for putting these on a yearly marathon. This makes work much more tolerable lol 14 years! Technically 17 at this point. I've been watching since the Power Glove episode was new! I'm so happy you're still going strong!

[@JOEY_YAMAN]

Wait. So you been watching Nerd episodes since you were 5?

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen]

3:03:10 I love that smile where he holding back his laughter at that joke.

[@lyssabiss2317]

the nerd is so soothing to fall asleep to

[@jamesfrompapascupcakeria3438]

Man I don’t think that James knows the impact he’s had on us, especially during quarantine, I’ve been able to keep my sanity laughing at these videos. Thank you

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@HolyGoddessMotherAnne]

Watching this early in the morning to cope with the head migraines.

[@madmanpecos]

The ecco the dolphin episode really felt like the old school AVGN

[@puncy2JZ]

"he's gonna take you back to the past"

[@flare242]

I'm crying. That epic rant at the end of raid 2020 review is killing me...

[@Jhayzer021]

AVGN turned into legend when The Nerd play and review Raid 2020 in the year 2020.

[@Top10WizardReviews]

This season was pretty solid, I really enjoyed the Taito collection. The more informative AVGN videos are some of the better newer ones. Here's to James! Hope he never stops doing what he loves, no matter what it is.

[@johndavila1603]

Only found this channel last year... Have enjoyed watching him from the start, great way to pass the time of 2020. Looking forward to seeing more this year! Thanks AVGN

[@xenxander]

I was part of his journey from year one.. well a fan and spectator, not that I was helping him create. I sent him three things though. The Halloween Atari cart, a bootleg console that plays NES, SNES, and GENSISI games, and I sent him Jack's Bros for the Virtual boy :) That last one was the most useful. I was even trying to make an AVGN CCG but I got halfway done and then lost my resources and then lost my drive ;(

[@destindude1978]

Who went and played Raid 2020 after watching this video lol 👋

[@MrAlexbomb11]

I dont know why but I fall asleep to the Nerd's reviews and his banter I love it

[@SpencerBPD]

Brohoof /)

[@autisticsareawesome]

These compilations make amazing background noise while I'm playing video games

[@thejamaicanpotatochip4561]

The ending of the mission impossible episode is GOLD

[@consumeproduct]

And smells like charcoal

[@UponDemise666]

1993 was a fantastic year for video games! Seeing the release of: - Doom -Mortal Kombat II (Arcades) -Mortal Kombat (Home Consoles) - NBA JAM! (Arcades) - Myst - Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening - Disney’s Aladdin (SNES/ GENESIS) - Sam & Max Hit the Road - Star Fax - Super Mario All-Stars - Mega Man 6 - Mega Man X - Sonic CD As well as the release of the “Sega Jaguar” as well as the Amiga CD32, the 3DO, & The smaller NES re-issue

[@deemster4249]

I do agree about 1993, but “Sega Jaguar” ?! :(

[@SirCuddlesWorth]

Anyone else, binge watching every avgn in the background?

[@MrWholewheat]

That ending to Ecco is pretty sick, gets into Human Centipede territory. Love it.

[@K.S.24]

Big props to all involved in bringing us AVGN during a very draining year. Thanks!

[@drewbreezy5854]

Classic episode. It is hilarious when you conceptualize the morality of a video game's concept...like anyone ever really thought about it that deeply back then. All that mattered back then is was it fun to play.

[@lordkarasu2263]

“What a bleak view of 2020” *coughs*

[@spong8383]

Even when Covid happened, he somehow pumped out an entire season. This man's dedication is inspirational.

[@kevinhanson6965]

Theres a whole world of people out there going to work every day. This is a conspiracy to prime the public for UBI and goverment overreach.

[@willissudweeks1050]

I bet AVGN got angry about lockdowns if anything.

[@sirsnausages2164]

@@kevinhanson6965 how did this get 4 likes??

[@djlamar2]

RIP Boo. You won't be forgotten buddy. You are the original jaguar. *Salutes Boo*

[@Bootystank99659]

His cat died :(?

[@shawnlambides3898]

@@Bootystank99659 yes

[@Jerbsinator]

That Tom Cruise impression is spot on.

[@ZTenski]

"The year Jaguar to review Jaguar, because Apple's naming them now." Lol, that made me snicker.

[@beware_ofdogg]

I haven’t seen an AVG episode in a while, and I’m loving these new episodes, i feel this is like the peak of quality, I binged watched this whole season. 10/10

[@JW-zx5dr]

I’m so glad this is still a series, not been on an AVGN marathon in a while

[@GNoMe610]

Having searched far and wide, looked high above and scoured the depths, I can confirm that this series remains the indisputably finest thing the internet has to offer.

[@SamsarasArt]

I like that Matt McMuscles joined you on the final fight review. Now we need James to appear on wha happun

[@Kaitri]

remember when shots of the nerd werent just him sitting on his couch not even holding a controller but usually were him doing funny stuff, having the game in the background, drinking a beer? man i miss those shots.

[@Andghujahominosynthesizer]

Shut your teeth

[@Kaitri]

@@Andghujahominosynthesizer thanks for the valuable feedback.

[@jjboi6008]

It doesn’t make these any less enjoyable tho

[@jjboi6008]

@@MINE_OK Well you gotta keep in mind that he probably couldn’t find anyone to set up the camera angles thanks to quarantine

[@k_isforkaito.]

James kinda looks like a cross between Rainn Wilson and David Cross. Basically if Dwight Schrute and Ian did a fusion dance.

[@dominikz.1376]

If we speculate on a man's looks, I'd say he looks like ROB SCHNEIDER. "You can do it!!!"

[@17.2.6]

Like idubbbz Ian

[@Lime30373]

James looks like a thinner version of my high school math teacher. Not joking.

[@k_isforkaito.]

@@Lime30373 Huh.

[@mattway18]

I love the ending to the Mission Impossible video *insert Tom Cruise laugh*

[@criticismgamingchannel]

The way he screams what were they thinking, and then lose all hope is priceless...

[@leannerose6181]

"Johnny Cage was left out of this one,but I think he's cool with it!" Throwing this on to listen to,I catch something new; I'm dying😂😂😂

[@MartinShushu]

how people hit that unlike button is a mystery to me...what were they thinking!? AVGN need to be here for another 15 years, he is a legend on youtube! Thanks for all the great content, you are a legend in my book!

[@sorrenblitz805]

Doom actually did cause a minor but significant economic dip. So many people were playing it online at work and not actually doing any work

[@michelley2588]

Gotta admire him for keeping old traditions alive, ever notice the spelling mistake in his Mortal Kombat clone parody at the end 42:34? 😂

[@ASAN2042]

I love avgn! James and all the wonderful guys n gals who have taken part throughout the years in bringing us this perfect madness, thanks to each one of you!

[@thefreakmachine]

I'm a simple man. They give me an Avgn season to watch, I click.

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@kibsterIXI]

@@brianmercerjr2282 get a life kid

[@kibsterIXI]

@Hyper_Technic he is responding to many comments with no response

[@kibsterIXI]

@Hyper_Technic No

[@kibsterIXI]

@Hyper_Technic imagine going to bat for some random person on KZbin posting a nothing response on many comments

[@7milesdavis]

Dude that Tom Cruise impression was hilarious.

[@lordkarasu2263]

“And then you get a message to destroy the drug satellites and then you…wait wait what”

[@SDS_524]

Yes I’ll watch this whole 3 hour video.

[@hulanspyder3395]

I, too, shall stop everything and enjoy this. Happy Birthday to me.

[@lustyworldlivenow3186]

I basically watched ever episode in season 14 before this video. I have no life.😂😂😂😂

[@Thomas-bu2ny]

Watch it again! 😂

[@goodnoodle5756]

We know. You post your body on the internet. Its obvious you have no life.

[@Thomas-bu2ny]

@@goodnoodle5756 I didn’t even see that! That is pretty sad. 😞.

[@goodnoodle5756]

@@Thomas-bu2ny 😂🤣

[@stanleyhercules]

This is the only thing I can watch and actually get work done

[@hughmann2309]

Can’t wait for Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game: The Novel: The Album: The Remake: The Movie -Remastered

[@battlemageblitz82]

Welp, time for my yearly AVGN binge again. ❤

[@Relic827]

Finally time for my annual AVGN marathon. Thanks!

[@gregledbetter5942]

The sweet song at the end of the crash test dummies review.. awe.. somebody's put a lot of love into the music for these Productions. The intro Tunes are always phenomenal but I was not expecting that

[@user-xc7uo6md3n]

RIP Gilbert Gottfried I was watching the episode with him in it last night.

[@MorbiusTheMenace]

Ah perfect, was looking for something to put on while attempting another mario level

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@arkan5000]

THE NERD IS THE BEST! HERE'S TO MANY MORE YEARS!!

[@dootdootgutsu8637]

Back in 2018 I was at one of my local convention called Ichiban con, and there was this amazing Kefka cosplayer who performed saying all of his lines with his main battle theme playing it was quite cinematic. I think he won the talent show for it.

[@dustinmartinson1234]

Man that Dennis the menace clip where he pulls out a couple bang bangs and demolishes mr Wilson’s house was hilarious!!!

[@jakedanielsen4512]

It's from "The Critic"

[@peepnox7747]

HELLO MY FELLOW NERDS

[@Kevin_gamesjv]

Hello

[@Dentonas1237]

Hello Fella

[@mahalokid]

Greetings