Could I survive an apocalypse?

[@feynman9959]

80 percent of this video is just Gorillaz.

[@blob431]

a pinned comment with 84 likes?!

[@MathasarSalazar2]

I'm a Gorillaz fan but I don't understand the context.

[@monocle2337]

Hi, Blackhat!

[@Phil_Cleaver]

I aspire to be the pinned comment one day. Does it get annoying after 8 months? Imagine being the guy in the latest video who got 80 comments over night.

[@iamarchibald]

Haha I noticed that!

[@marei2222]

“Netflix is irrelevant” Everyone in comments: this should be on Netflix

[@gyro2846]

This is too good for Netflix.

[@sapphire1146]

i don’t like how well this aged

[@maurits5582]

That's normal, even the pope prefers childeren.

[@WillFuI]

It’s kinda creepy

[@nicklink217]

As well as fine wine

[@stapuft]

it aged like milk.......in that it is now some amazing cheese.

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho903]

ikr

[@NicoNicoNey]

This aged really well... Too well.

[@commander8625]

He needs to stop putting negative events on that hard drive. It wills its contents into being. Actually, "the odds of that are minuet" but we can't take chances now.

[@williamduncan7401]

The video was uploaded 4 hours ago 😂😂

[@jlt131]

@@williamduncan7401 but was created almost 5 years ago. soooo....yes.

[@NicoNicoNey]

@@williamduncan7401 it was made in 2016

[@lazyperfectionist3978]

@@commander8625 - sounds like a potential SCP right there

[@beamerbread]

“This is actually something from ur land that has invaded our land” “Uhhh... culture” SO FREAKING BRITISH. 🤣

[@kean1001]

You know he’s not British right

[@beamerbread]

@@kean1001 lol didn’t know that. where is he from? Doesn’t make a difference tho since he’s playing up the British vibe in the sketch.

[@Iivaitte]

@@beamerbread He is British though, so IDK what they are talking about.

[@Oneirophrenic123]

Yeah, dude, he is British 🤣

[@Smd3580]

Watching how thrilled James is with his jokes makes them 10x funnier.

[@suhelavaneerten419]

Im always so happy for him. Can't help it...

[@theothersmith9570]

Especially when the person he’s talking to actually smiles or laughs too. It’s like a mini-payoff.

[@lindaedvardsson4218]

.. 🤣👌🏼..

[@JonathanCorwin]

"The woods are full of toilet paper" - Sheesh, why couldn't you have released this video a year ago James?

[@DaxSass]

Yeah, but do know what poison ivy/oak leaves look like, lol.

[@aalan7371]

Then we wouldn't have any leaves on trees 😂

[@rileymackenzie51]

All the trees would have then been stripped. Creating a fake autumn. This would have then offset the balance of the seasons. Once seasons are out of balance, crops will die because they were planted for specific circumstances. Migration patterns will be messed up. And basically, the world would crumble. All due to leaves being used for toilet paper.

[@kimulvik4184]

Well, alternatively he could use the shell. But it's a good idea to bring two additional ones for that

[@Ramog1000]

my mother was like: "as we were little the farmer used to have old newspapers at the outhouse so you wiped your ass with that" I really see no problem in that toilet paper is luxury, not needed

[@zenixlo]

If this guy predicted covid then I’m not looking forward to the ducks...

[@drabanddour]

Lol, that would be hilarious.

[@mala3isity]

LOL It's the one big one though.

[@suhelavaneerten419]

OMG. Gonna check my bathroom straight away

[@Robert08010]

You're worried about the ducks... What about BIG Hummus?!?!??

[@Robert08010]

@@mala3isity Actually, isn't he just leaving office about now?

[@ghastor1393]

In this episode: A series of very lovely and clever experts in their respective fields generously waste their time while James makes silly jokes.

[@Robert08010]

At least he's not Borat. "Verry nize, very nize."

[@jamesveitch]

I resent this comment mostly because it's almost entirely true.

[@Robert08010]

@@jamesveitch Hi James and the Giant Veitch!

[@taoistflyer]

@@jamesveitch Chris handled you rather well, I'm glad we finally got to see this, a bit late but still good.

[@sbritton1313]

But it makes it informative and memorable

[@ashtonarmstrong6019]

"Noboady eats it raw...what does I-" "Somebody does!" The more I think about it the funnier it is.

[@sourwitch2340]

The clear proof that Veitch filmed it in 2016: "I don't want the world to end, so I'll go with Hillary"

[@ajparadise6649]

That smart nature dude: Nobody eats it raw James chewing it: Someone does.

[@carolinephillips9255]

The way James talks to people in videos is how I talk to people in imaginary conversations

[@ashtonarmstrong6019]

Fucking gold

[@Robert08010]

When I talk to people in my mind and I tell a joke, I often hold for laughs. - That is probably the silliest thing I have ever said in my entire life.

[@nathancrane8214]

His little smile after he cracks a joke is precious

[@karstvanderwal8045]

It’s actually not that little

[@oshahott2532]

"The chances are minute" 2020: "Well yes, but actually no."

[@evalisehjenjensen9559]

It's not really a doomsday virus - but close enough!

[@venix20]

more like 2020 : hey hold my beer !

[@vale.antoni]

"So there is a chance"

[@LudmilaT.]

@@evalisehjenjensen9559 The world is behaving as if it was doomsday virus

[@wolfang4219]

lets face it, james's joke about netflix being the most essential item in a pandemic turned out to be true.

[@TackyXVII]

Netflix is not expansive enough

[@AuroraTheRobot]

I mean if the internet or power did go out fire up the generator and start to watch all 12 season of the office you downloaded

[@Naterkix]

Also Animal Crossing, somehow.

[@alexafinishmydegree112]

this chaotic energy calms my 4am brain

[@unripetomato4312]

no this is wrong

[@Scoopski_Potato]

@@unripetomato4312 He is on the opposite side of the world

[@shoeskater2528]

Where are my Australians with a messed up sleeping schedule at?

[@AlexanderNeptune626]

why is this relatable?

[@shar1ngthemusic]

😊😄😊

[@Daniel0061]

"I don't want the world to end so I should probably go with Hillary, but on the other hand... Business is good." I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

[@ddd8828]

The store owner’s incredibly strained smile is golden.

[@doubtful_seer]

Oh god do I wish it had been Hillary. We’d be having a normal January with normal fake New Years resolutions planned and bitching about the cold.

[@EmmyAndDeskyUnited]

James probably has the recipe for the vaccine on his hard drive too, but he doesn't wanna spoil it for us.

[@Hellsong89]

Releases it, i dont know 4 years after pandemic has ended, not to sound like he come up it just recently?

[@panda48bear]

If he does have it, he just forgot about it.

[@stefanejegod8644]

It was litterally in this video. Wash your hands, be clean and healthy. The viruses mutate in filthy conditions...

[@lintonfor4035]

@@stefanejegod8644 filthy conditions don't make viruses mutate

[@lintonfor4035]

@@stefanejegod8644 mutations are random, washing your hands just kills the virus

[@GURU-1701]

It’s a shame this never turned into a whole series on Netflix or KZbin Originals.

[@leslieroycroft3569]

The survivalist segment had me in tears by the time he said, “do they need knives? A little knife for fish, cuz they’ve gotta survive as well.”

[@jamesveitch]

that's actually my favourite part too!

[@leslieroycroft3569]

@@jamesveitch ❤️ gonna need a survival kit because I am deceased 😵 from you replying to my comment...or ....well, that won’t work will it?🤔 a bit too late. James Veitch I ducking love you! Thanks for the response🤗

[@unripetomato4312]

6:24 "who carries tinder in their pockets?" "everybody does!" "but the difference is it's a vary different type of tinder......"

[@bakeshi8170]

Oh damn I didn’t get that the first time around, thanks dude

[@unripetomato4312]

@@bakeshi8170 np. usually i get annoyed when ppl just quote a certain part of the video and leave it like that with no further comment because everyone has eyes and ears and we all just watched the video. but i thought some ppl might have missed this one so there u go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@tolumnia]

I couldn't believe he started a fire in southern California like that, kinda stupid really.

[@unripetomato4312]

@@tolumnia oh shit.......just thought of that........👀

[@eib22]

@@gaydilla Yeah, like the Kartrashians.

[@webzterd]

"usually around election season it gets a little crazier" What timing!!

[@samstoddard4191]

ikr its actually insane

[@PryorGaming]

@@samstoddard4191That happens every election season. There is always some problem like a disease or crisis that crops up during election season and goes away afterwards.

[@Borgscan]

@@PryorGaming It could be argued that the politicians ARE the disease.

[@IdrisTheDragon]

This is a work of art. "How to Covid-19, 4 years before, 1 year later."

[@Eddyspeeder]

Some time capsules are unexpectedly mind-blowing

[@rewrose2838]

how ironic 😂

[@flufflebunny]

"Stop bringing me back there it's too much..." "Sorry...is this a past life you're recalling?" "No...it's pre- apocalypse..." 2021 mood.

[@YayWei320]

James saying “hells yeah” and immediately regretting it 😂 “What if you have to make a presentation??” As a researcher I really feel that hahaha

[@imtryingmybest.865]

Oh my- “Wash your hands, don’t touch your face” that was in the song

[@fergie1952]

Whoa 😱

[@Adewayy]

Inspiration

[@stickmanadventures2865]

This aged like fine wine, and only then was it released to the world

[@vale.antoni]

As all fine wine should be

[@gummibaum08]

In fact it was released earlier. I remember having seen it or at least parts of it earlier, before the pandemic.

[@Mgis90]

Do you cry sometimes when you're lying in bed?

[@DrSass-gd1bl]

I'd personally watch a learning-survival show with you and Chris. For one, he has sound advice for even now (instead of saying how unlikely it was going to happen, he listened and showed you much more of what is important to know for "if" it did happen). Two, he joked with you as much as you joked with him. Three, the both of you got the best of eachother. And four, it was a joy to watch you two interact while you learned from one another. It made me laugh, and in turn it also made me pay attention to the details in what he was telling you, and even what he wasn't telling you.... until seconds later. But that was pleasant to watch. Thank you for sharing this

[@jamesveitch]

Thanks for the lovely and thoughtful compliment :)

[@calumcooke1155]

"Surely someone has a plan" ... Well, that one aged like a fine wine.

[@hazukichanx408]

They did have a plan, but then a certain someone kinda sorta fired most of 'em. o.o;

[@danwic]

Lots of countries have a plan but too many morons not following that plan.

[@doubtful_seer]

@@hazukichanx408 and threw out the literal, actual book with the plan.

[@erinmcgarvey2187]

I would 100000% watch a whole tv series of Apocalypse Veitch. Someone please make this happen.

[@FreyasArts]

James: "How are the chances of a mich worse flu taking out the world?" Scientist: "the chances are minute" * record scratch, video stops, scientist steps in front of the screen * Scientist: I should've listened to that weird guy.

[@eileenconway2966]

To be fair, it was a coronavirus that took out the world.

[@veraleucomelas]

@@margaretakins6829 so so true. You know who died, people who did not get there treatment for other illnesses. My husband is very very ill because of that. What would be a simple operation is taken now 12 months illness. And severe. I can explane really, English is not my native language. But you propably get the jist

[@ianism3]

@Bookdragon nah, James was clearly asking about something that would wipe out the whole human population, or most of it. however, as we've of course found out, something that only kills 1-2% of people is still really, really fucking bad - and not just due to the loss of life.

[@salazarslytherin6524]

James - "I can't even make an omelette." You don't need to. You have those 5-year eggs.

[@TheBurningWarrior]

25 years, actually.

[@aricaine5024]

Everyone just looks so exhausted with him lmao

[@seandonahue4469]

Veitch: “ I would reform society” Chris: “ I don’t know about that”

[@iamb34]

“Make soap out of water and yucca” Boy did the world need this a few months ago. Also, “MINUTE CHANCE” 😂🙈

[@rhodes6840]

"it was clear the doctors knew what they were talking about" - seriously funniest thing all day thanks

[@dodokgp]

What makes James funny is that he does not finish his sentences properly.

I think you're right because

[@Milamberinx]

My mum does this a lot and it really annoys me. I know I do it too though, and I don't know how to make myself stop stopping.

[@dylanclarke1695]

@ why didn't you finish your s

@@dylanclarke1695 Because I don't have enoug

[@shdhfbf412]

@@dylanclarke1695 mate did you have a

[@sortfaar3]

this seems like something one could record now in 2021 as a gag that takes a stab at covid. its almost so perfect that its hard to believe that it was made 4 years ago

[@carriewalker9060]

Except it couldn't have been made now. No one is wearing a mask or social distancing.

[@sortfaar3]

@@carriewalker9060 and he probably wouldn't have actually touched his face as much for comedic effect, AND he wouldn't have put the raisin box to his mouth after the other guy breathed into it. my comment wasn't a comment about disbelief that it was in 2016, it was more about how crazy of a coincidence it is that he recorded a video about something that happened literally 4 years later

[@suhelavaneerten419]

Right!? Crazy. But the cuddles convinced me. I was shocked. Totally forgot about that thing we used to do, back in the days...

[@jgrrr2558]

This aged like the 25-year shelf-life buried scrambled eggs.

[@marshimoon2041]

Everyone: hindsight is 2020 James Veitch: well now that you say that...

[@bacovey]

Please present this to Netflix as a pilot and then make the whole series covering different world enders.

[@susanwilliams2392]

Please don't, I'm too scared they'll ALL come true

[@jan-lukas]

"This is actually something from your land that invaded our land. Culture?"

[@Scoopski_Potato]

“I think you wanna stay away from the big stove. That’s not gonna be portable.” “Oh, okay, I thought you were just saying I’m just not responsible enough.” 14:35

[@Sabinee211]

This has aged scaredly well. His extremely proud face when he makes a joke is brilliant!

[@concernedcommenter8258]

He’s hilarious, his straight face humor that he can’t help but smile at after is just great.

[@marveljames4256]

Props to the cameraman who had to deal with him

[@WorrisomePi]

I think James would be a good daily show correspondent. His interview questions have the same vibe.

[@fugithegreat]

If they were smart they would snatch him up quick.

[@mrpepin]

Thought of it too.

[@teigjie]

Yesss, please??!!!

[@byrnemeister2008]

2 questions: 1 why isn’t this a Netflix series? 2 what else have you got hidden on your bloody hard drive!!!

[@commander8625]

More importantly, DID HE STOP PUTTING BAD EVENTS ON THAT HARD-DRIVE ????

[@TheMickeynukki]

Totally agree! @james: Do you have more drafts? 😄

[@yasinomidi7525]

Signaling beacon*

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

Having hacker his hard drive I don’t think you want to know

[@pingpong2563]

Because of 6:05

[@EVDubs]

F*ck man, James you are literally one of the funniest people we've got. How did this pilot not make it into a proper show? Am sad now.

[@Kaotiqua]

"Netflix is irrelevant!" Well, clearly, he didn't have a clue what was coming.

[@suhelavaneerten419]

I think we all ate each other without it!

[@Robert08010]

@@suhelavaneerten419 Seriously... What is the point of surviving if we all go mad?

[@6agu652]

The fact that he recorded this and thought of the issue in 2016 really shows that James Veitch is a true genius ahead of his time.

[@Nhoj31neirbo47]

“There must be a plan”. You would think so but.....there isn’t.

[@ryanhiggins8869]

Dutch always has a plan... he just needs more money

[@MatthewSmith-sz1yq]

Sad thing was, at least for the US, we were one of the most prepared countries in the world. We even have the CDC, the most powerful disease control organization in the world, as well as multiple other smaller organizations that constantly advise the president on diseases, and studies their spread. We had plans for just about any kind of situation, including even the President dying of the disease, yet all of those plans assumed that the president would support their actions, or at the very least not obstruct them. Literally minutes after one of the first major actions taken by the CDC, recommending the public wear masks, the president immediately announced he wouldn't wear one, and that it was "just a recommendation, not a mandate." One of the worst things, I'd say, was when Trump decided to get another doctor to "counter" Fauci. He got a neurosurgeon to advise him on the pandemic. While I don't doubt the guy is good at performing brain surgery, I don't know what he's doing advising about a pandemic. It almost just seems like he went "what's a smart-sounding doctor? Oh, a brain surgeon!" That's like asking a state tax lawyer to fly to a different state to handle a murder trial! Or even the other way around! It's not his speciality, if he even did study any epidemiology it would have been in school, 30+ years ago.

[@adondriel]

there was, until trump fired the entire team of people who were responsible for creating and running such plan.

[@Sekir80]

And that is prophecy, right there!

[@jomy10-games]

“You’d probably have to play that R.E.M. song” That song actually got on the hit lists during the pandemic, lol

[@Hellsong89]

Seriously?! This was that accurate?!.... Hey James whats next weeks lottery numbers!? Edit: DM me the answer, thanks! Edit2: BTW any other apocalypses coming in next 50 years?

[@johns9652]

So did "Down With the Sickness".

[@RagnarRipper]

"That's a different kind of tinder" seriously perfect set up and answer. you couldn't write this

[@betapi1726]

Please, i need the rest of this series in my life or this episode will forever plague me. Hopefully this video goes viral and a lot of interest is garnered, getting it past the 'crazy idea' phage because I really want to see it, it'd be so sick.

[@guitarbass22]

Hard to believe this was 4 years old. Lol. Imagine if he knew this would happen in 2020...

[@khalidmohammed7603]

HE DID

[@PerpetuusTenebris]

yeah ikr? It almost seems like it was made in 2020 based off the haircut and audio/video quality but I won't let that fool me!!

[@makishi4879]

Actualy, this is how the pancemic realy started 17:35

[@jlt131]

@@PerpetuusTenebris except there's no way he could have traveled from the UK to California anytime in the past year, and there was way too much hugging/lack of mask wearing for it to be actually filmed recently.

[@PerpetuusTenebris]

@@jlt131 You'd be surprised...

[@act.of.whimsy]

On the one hand, I REALLY want this show to exist. On the other hand, I’m slightly concerned that James is magic and by filming other scenarios, they will happen.

[@Hdlqpf]

"The chances are minute" It was this guy. This guy f*cking jinxed it.

[@eljube0]

You better hope not, because what he’s talking about would be way way worse than covid.

[@theiaselene]

We should ask his opinions on things again and do the opposite then

[@SkarjOS]

This is way too fast paced for a tv show Its the best thing I have ever watched

[@benjaminlundqvist9408]

Doctor: “The chanses of a worse flu is very low” 2020: WELL

[@TheIhplodur]

It´s not a flu. So James asked the wrong question.

[@mikes5637]

@@TheIhplodur Yes it is. It's a coronavirus, which is influenza originating in animals.

[@pistemutaagio]

@@mikes5637 China has a new mutation it is worse

[@SchaffnerMovies]

This chaotic guy should finally get his own Netflix show

[@theinvisiblegentleman1142]

The key to a good comedian is timing. Seems like you have that part down.

[@ARF_average]

Supreme timing

[@bitratebenny2856]

For the sake of comedic effect, I'd recommend you a couple empty lined between the two sentences so that a reader would have to "read more". It makes the timing when you, having commented rather than saying the joke out loud, cannot.

[@ARF_average]

@@bitratebenny2856 is correct

[@sato.studio]

The actual survival holy trinity is: Hostage materials Multiple knives Netflix subscription Edit: because you all insist: TP

[@forgottenmemory900]

Emphasis on the knives

[@dextrosedealer25]

Knives are important. I like knives. Maybe that’s why I make them.

[@graciouscompetentdwarfrabbit]

Netflix subscription? Haha. The internet will go out, and we, "data hoarders and self-hosters", with our Jellyfin/Plex instances, filled to the brim with totally 100% legit rips of Blu-Rays and DVDs of movies and TV Shows that I totally 100% absolutely clearly own (I don't buy movies, so... Yeah, I'm just torrenting them), will be the only ones with content to watch. But of course, I'll just be rewatching The Office (US) Extended for the 100th time (I'm currently on my 16th or 17th rewatch).

[@justjamminjazzy]

Toilet paper

[@sato.studio]

@@forgottenmemory900 emphasis on the MULTIPLE knives.

[@caro1ns]

"Do you find the things you sell are based on politics?" "Usually around election season it gets a little crazier."

[@AwesomeIan135]

It does though, I remember everyone thinking 2016 was a terrible year/ apocalyptic/ the worst year ever. Now the 2016 election is the only bad thing I can even remember about that year.

[@doubtful_seer]

@@AwesomeIan135 not the clowns too?

[@AwesomeIan135]

@@doubtful_seer oh shit I completely forgot about that

[@iLitAfuseiCantStop]

"This is something from your land that's invaded our land..." "Uh... culture" 🤣🤣🤣

[@epicsgamingchannel7556]

“I’m at the University of South Carolina!” *University of Southern California sign is shown behind James* That’s a whole different coast!

[@susiew2521]

I suspect that was deliberate - a survival video where he doesn't even know where he is - part of the gag pal.

[@epicsgamingchannel7556]

@@susiew2521 Maybe. That part where he drinks soda after saying he doesn’t need society was hilarious and deliberate.

[@kanyebreast6072]

It's obviously deliberate. They showed the sign twice. Lots of us noticed

[@epicsgamingchannel7556]

@@kanyebreast6072 Either way, this video was very passionate and sensitive.

[@katrinafraser4499]

"I don't want the world to end so I should probably go with Hillary, but on the other hand, business is good" Oh James

[@shahajishinde1254]

Why does it feel like the video is by default playing at ×1.25 speed

[@ShreyBrawlStars]

lmao same

[@MarmaladePlan3t]

I live at x2 speed

[@caeridlock3930]

You should try watching it at that speed. Quite impressive

[@caeridlock3930]

Actually try watching James at 2x speed. He's talking so fast I almost can't understand him.

[@nomusicrc]

That’s funny because I actually watched it at 1.5x speed

[@howiedavis2316]

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost." What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with. Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."

[@melaniewebb3652]

He looked so delighted getting a whistle from blowing that raisin packet!! 😂😂 James, you're adorable 😍

[@KrazyCouch2]

The way you know that this is good comedy is because sometimes you can't even tell if it's comedy (ish).

[@joncon7794]

I do enjoy how it turned into a Gorillaz teaser collection partway through. Glad to know you were prepared for 2020 in the best way possible!

[@tehjoch]

conspiracy theorists will now include james into the list of people who knew it was going to happen

[@Hellsong89]

Can you really blame them, this shit is WAY too accurate its almost hilarious, if it was not so terrifying...

[@Crapulously]

Yea - zombies coming any moment

[@magnuspeacock5857]

@@Hellsong89 almost as if the science has been remarkably consistent for decades

[@mala3isity]

LOL

[@pistemutaagio]

@@Crapulously waiting for that day tho... WATCHED ALL TWD SEASONS TO BE SURE

[@leslieroycroft3569]

“Not FOR zombies, Cuz you don’t wanna help them”

[@deltahillcreative]

Well, now we've had a "taste" you'd better serve up the meal. That was great. Definitely needs a whole series ending with you and a select number of other comedians living in an apocalypse simulation for a week using the supplies and skills you've gathered.

[@seregruin]

When you make a skit about every possible way the world could end, so you have something ready to put on KZbin when it actually does :)

[@guybolt]

Good point. @James, we need to see the other ones!

[@SergioEduP]

@@guybolt Time to start a zombie apocalypse then

[@Siriuslyyy]

Veitch: advocating for washing hands before it was cool

[@calebwitke2679]

Iove his sketches. They are so smart an witty sometimes.

[@mk__cyanheron1154]

I love his sketches too. They are funny every once in a while.

[@angelbabies7]

James telling the videographer he's going to eat the guide was my favorite part.

[@veramae4098]

James, Take one thing off your list. Asteroid strike. NASA now has that covered. Much love.

[@breadman0512]

2:08 "The chances are minut" **Directed By Robert B Wiede Starts Playing**

[@littlemissbump100]

Can't spell minute *directed by the dictionary* starts playing

[@breadman0512]

@@littlemissbump100 Isn't that minute, like as in seconds, minutes and hours, so I was looking through suggested words and found that, thought it was correct.

[@breadman0512]

@@littlemissbump100 Oh sh*t, I just did text to voice, it's minut...

[@breadman0512]

@@thierry18 Not according to google speech to text... but yeah, I still spelt it wrong.

[@breadman0512]

For anyone wondering what I spelt before I edited it, I spelt "Minuet" XD

[@CSW_YT]

Researcher: First of all, we're talking about Salmonella that is not a virus... Me: AND THE BEAN SPROUTS!!!

[@ajearlywine4622]

CANT FORGET THE BEAN SPROUTS!!!!!

[@CSW_YT]

@@ajearlywine4622 Exactly! You can NEVER forget the Bean Sprouts!

[@franziska6222]

"I don't have skills. I can't even make an omlette"

[@connor_phillipz5689]

I'd love to see a followup with everyone he talked to in this video where they react to their statements. I think it would be hilarious considering the smugness and humor some of them had.

[@fergie1952]

“Where did you manage to get this pure water from?” He said it like such a curious child 😂

[@Natalie-101]

Remember when the apocalypse was this crazy far out future concept? Ah, 2019 was a naive time. Great vid tho vietch! Interesting

[@havardzackariaspettersen9133]

I love the chaotic energy of this. Would love to see a full series!

[@NATHAN-gl9ns]

If you can find it anywhere I'd recommend his BBC radio show-its effectively the audio version of this

[@noaht8592]

I would binge the hell out of a full series

[@wafflesjunior]

14:20 love the cameraman peeking out, realising he's in the shot and then ducking away

[@Mantha8225]

Does anybody else get uncomfortable seeing media pre-pandemic and noticing how close everybody is to each other? If not for the fact that nobody's wearing masks, I probably would not have believed this was from 2016. Great going, James, you predicted the apocalypse

[@debfryer2437]

I wonder what these experts are thinking now? “Just wash your hands and don’t touch your face.” We’re like little children when it comes to understanding. 😂

[@agirlisnoone5953]

...... The experts are still correct. Washing hands and not touching your face is the #1 way to avoid covid. 🤔 curious why you think otherwise.

[@xeruexe1624]

With how spot on this one is, should release the other chapters. You know. Just in case.

[@cooljams_jams]

Sure, you’re clever prepping for a pandemic, but you hit extra level clever with “That’s a very different kind of Tinder.”

[@callmeneutrino7136]

I love this man. I simply have no other words. I love you, James Veitch!

[@AwesomeIan135]

3:17 “What is the point of all these rooms?” Give it a few years James...

[@Fashi0nistaemgal]

"University of South Carolina"

[@frazzles0695]

> Is in California

[@MeetMeatMo]

University of South California

[@JimFortune]

University of Spoiled Children

[@larasita11]

USC University of Southern California lolll

[@vitico123ful]

"you probably stopped watching" how dare you make such an assumption

[@DX88]

So you can look into the future now? James, you never cease to amaze.

[@christianhernandez3044]

I would totally pay to watch a whole series like this, James.