Jaskier being himself for 7 minutes bi

I'm baaaack
Hopefully I didn't misspell anything in the video but the thing is, I just got my eyes lasered (by a surgeon, not at random) and I still can't see very well, so there's a pretty high chance that I did misspell something. So yeah sorry about that.
Enjoy!
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[@Nehelenia3000]

Radovid saved his lute. Jaskier has no choice but to simp.

[@vincentgeiszler3749]

Obsessed with the fact that even when he’s with his lovers he just talks about his best friend

[@MovieTacular]

Jaskier literally being one of the two quality things in this show for 9 minutes

[@sulli2413]

What's the other one? For me, it's Ciri ;)

[@hy3na739]

3... Ciri Geralt and him...

[@quirkyfemmepeach]

All this is missing is the moment Geralt grabs Jaskier’s hand away from the trapped door and Jaskier lets out a tiny gasp 💖

[@MariGold371]

Nooo I can't believe I left that out

[@nightsassy4430]

I was hoping that didn't mean anything, because I really don't want Jaskier to be into Geralt.

[@ellenliljenberg1011]

what episode is that? dying to find it!!

[@nizer8450]

@@ellenliljenberg1011start of ep 2 in s3

[@bruised_angel7596]

​@@nightsassy4430 he definitely had a crush on geralt at some point and maybe still has a small one.

[@queenofqueen-4598]

The fact he nodded to the unicorn Geralt and Yennefer f*cked on in the book (and games) that they BROKE is the funniest thing to me because that means HE KNOWS they did it on the unicorn which means GERALT PROBABLY TOLD HIM

[@alecto9057]

Sorry they W H A T

[@white_vargr1999]

I cackled when he mentioned the unicorn PERFECT EASTER EGG

[@aripea1980]

Jaskier is so much fun in the series. Just steals all the scenes hes in, while dripping with so much sass he's practically wading through it. Those of you whomst may be interested, Joey Batey did some hilarious skits at his home during the p@ndemic which were a bright spot in a dark year. Can recommend those most highly.

[@amazingdeovel]

Omg where can I see them?

[@aripea1980]

​@@amazingdeovelI think they are on Joey's KZbin page still?

[@amazingdeovel]

@@aripea1980 there’s literally one Witcher bake off video and nothing else😭 if u know anywhere else to watch the videos I’m begging for them 😭

[@Es_Tay]

Man, that kiss scene with Radovid absolutely killed me. The way Jask just cannot speak after "then take me right here" ugh. Stop it. You sexy motherfuckers.

[@inMuro]

i support this comment 100% 🌶🌶 queer jaskier playing with gender is hot af

[@mirkoblaco812]

I'm honestly not a fan, they completely messed with cannon to make it happen. Firstly Radovid is 12 in the books, secondly Jaskier is straight in the source material. My problem isn't with him being bi (idc about that). My problem is how much they changed cannon for it.

[@Es_Tay]

@@mirkoblaco812 Yeah I've not read the books yet, so I can appreciate it entirely at face value in the show. I have heard they just took Radovid's name from the king's son and invented him a brother for no apparent reason. I'm sure it will annoy me after I've read the books, but for now I am in ignorant bliss just enjoying Joey Batey's acting. Hahha

[@mirkoblaco812]

@@Es_Tay I definitely appreciate Joey as Jaskier though, just wish he had good cannon material to stick with.

[@no-cov-jabpureblood4959]

@@inMuro Ew..."queer". You realize that used to mean "weird" or "strange". Straight people want the word back, you can just say bi.

[@scarletfulton8800]

we all know hes pan. The man likes anything hot that moves.

[@-flowerbloom9305]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@buckstoeffler8363]

Same.

[@Mishael2023]

Jaskier in a nutshelll

[@asherikamichaela8425]

Dude's a whole-ass mood, tbh

[@flootzavut30daychallenge]

The sound effects are killing me 😂

[@flootzavut30daychallenge]

"Promise me we'll never do that again." "Thank you Jaskier." "I notice you didn't promise 😔"

[@flootzavut30daychallenge]

"white people istg" 🤣

[@inMuro]

Idk but isn't Jaskier like, the most attractive bisexual rock goddess in a whimsical pirate shirt ever? I can't wait for the rest of this bisexual romance with fleabag-prince.

[@olirikable]

I have to say though, as a bisexual person myself, I am NOT here for his hair or long coats after season 1. I want the s1 hair and clothes back.

[@chloecool55gaming42]

​ long coats and pirate vibes I personally adore, the hair is atrocious

[@ididitoutofspite986]

​@@olirikableI'm all for the coat, but that hair needs to go

[@anavitoriafarion2621]

​@@ididitoutofspite986I dont mind the long hair but the way it was styled... man Joey Batey is too handsome of a man for them to do him this dirty

[@ididitoutofspite986]

@anavitoriafarion2621 yes!!! He was absolutely stunning in s1 so seeing this is disturbing

[@madelynknight7744]

3:09 POV you didn't take your ADHD meds but you're trying to tell someone something really important

[@Acsissy1234]

What I love about Joey playing Jaskier, is that he’s so real, like the way he acts like the way he’s shocked, the way he’s disgusted, the way he’ll get hurt, the way he’s scared, and can we talk about when he’s confused/lost and doesn’t know what to say or do ? 😂😂 like all the emotions that he express is so REAL, you feel them through him ❤😭I’ll always love Joey as Jaskier ! ALWAYS

[@serenaleahy-higgins3]

People not understanding the unicorn reference is disappointing. It is canon (keep in mind this show strays far from canon) that yen and geralt have fucked on a giant stuffed unicorns on multiple occasions. That’s what he’s referencing when he says that

[@kokohale]

When you say stuffed...we're not talking about cute, synthetic, fake unicorns are we? 😢

[@miekelei2761]

@@kokohaleno…

[@queenofqueen-4598]

I got the nod to it! I'm surprised they mentioned it considering their insistent need to NOT follow canon

[@mariaguillen3813]

I love the Jaskier of the series. Because simply from day 1 he broke out of the mold of what he was meant to be. I say that in quotes. He can be bi/pansexual, and it doesn't matter, you know why? Because he's a character who cares about everyone around him. He's not a brave and heroic man like everyone else, he wants to live and is constantly afraid, but he's there for his friends. He genuinely loves Geralt, I don't believe for a second that everything he's done for him is because he wants to get in his pants, no, I think he loves him as a friend, brother, yes, as a man, but is there anything wrong with loving someone in different ways? And he's always wanted to take care of him because the poor bastard had no one to show him affection in any other way. Until Yen and Ciri came along.

[@dodochicky]

The thing is, he absolutely will follow Geralt, Yennifer and/or Ciri into situations despite being afraid, non-magical and, with regards to fighting prowess at least, less well equipped to deal with the dangers they face. In fact, it genuinely hurts his feelings when he's left behind (something Geralt is finally noticing in S3). When he is mixed up in a dire situation, he does what he can to protect those around him, either pulling them out of harms way or putting himself between them and the enemy. To me, makes him braver and far more heroic than he realises.

[@eaenneae5822]

You know thats not really an achievement... since literally every character in netflix series breaks out of the mold and becomes something else then their real character. I would be honestly surprised if there was a netflix character that behaves like its character. That would be a true rarity.

[@mariaguillen3813]

@@eaenneae5822 And yes, you are right. But I'm just saying that it gave me something else to feel and reflect on how they led him there (aside from that, there are very good things about the series as such, and others that are horrible)

[@mariaguillen3813]

@@dodochicky Yes, absolutely, and I love him very much. But, I think there is no one who does not love Jaskier.

[@kernoleary1394]

yeah make the heterosexual/flamboyant guy gay because its impossible for a person to have those traits without being so??? Jaskier(dandelion) was someone that already represented a group of under represented people, the men who are comfortable being themselves and not adhering to male toxic masculinity tropes. (while still believe it or not, NOT being gay). According to netflix if youre flamboyant you must be at least bi? GTFO of here. They had a character that was representable to a large majority of people who are underrepresented, and basically spat in their faces. They just pushed the agenda that if youre not MALE ENERGY af you must like men. It's actually pretty fucked when you think about it. And for the record i am team lgbtq all the way, but there are other people in the world that need representation too, and Jaskiers character WAS that character. Up until season 3.

[@igapikhorselover772]

Jaskier.exe has stopped working had me rolling

[@Sam-does-uke-stuff]

I love the unicorn reference from the books.

[@MariGold371]

I was wondering what that was about!

[@loke-miru]

​@@MariGold371in short, Geralt and Yennefer made love on a stuffed unicorn

[@MariGold371]

​@@loke-miruwell that's... something lmao

[@kaitlyndavies9022]

@@MariGold371it’s in the Witcher games as well when you romance yen

[@draughtoflethe]

@@kaitlyndavies9022 I think they also obliquely reference it in season 2. Episode 6, possibly? At the temple.

[@FrankThorntonReviews]

I've been waiting for a Jaskier compilation since the season came out lmao Thanks for doing God's work!!!

[@MariGold371]

It had to be done, he's too iconic Thank you for watching!

[@anavitoriafarion2621]

"And soon they will come for everyone, anyone they deem 'the other' " And yes, ladies and getleman and other fine guests in between, he was speaking for the queers, Amen

[@CammieMile]

Man, I know WE all knew it, and it WASN'T subtle, but God, it's still nice to be vindicated. 😂

[@anavitoriafarion2621]

@@CammieMile preach

[@kernoleary1394]

what about the heterosexual/flamboyant men who are straight that his character was meant to portray? Like you know, all the kids being called fags in school growing up because they didnt exhibit male toxic masculinity? I'm very glad yall feel included but there were already gay characters in the witcher franchise (alot of them main characters) Changing jaskiers (dandelions) complete identity to be bi just furthers the argument that if youre not completely male toxic you must like men? @@CammieMile

[@CammieMile]

@@kernoleary1394 I disagree strongly. I think flamboyant but straight men are just as valid, but Bi characters existing or a character being interpreted as Bi doesn't take away from them in the slightest. There are still /plenty/ of straight but effemenite men in media, and one could still assume that other depictions of Dandelion may still fall into that category.

[@anavitoriafarion2621]

​@@CammieMileand I would add that Jaskier from the books and Dandellion from the games are both as valid. They still exist in their own way. They are not being and should not be erased and do not cease to exist because this Jaskier does.

[@coldlandmine]

"is there a unicorn nearby" is the BEST REFERENCE i fucking love that!!!!

[@emilypumpkin1073]

Can you explain what it means?

[@coldlandmine]

@@emilypumpkin1073 it's a reference to when yen and geralt had sex on top of a taxidermied unicorn

[@2h1n39]

​@@emilypumpkin1073 Yen and Geralt used to do _it_ in unicorns, like, all the time.

[@anavitoriafarion2621]

4:30 ok but here I am once again and OMG this woman accent is beyond beautiful.

[@Sam-does-uke-stuff]

"sharp like a knife. But also a spoon" 😂

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

god i CAN'T believe they brought in the unicorn joke that thing will NEVER die lol

[@lizardmix]

Is there a unicorn nearby? Yes. Yes Jaskier. There is. It is you.

[@lizardmix]

(I am not particularly into the bisexual unicorn trope nor the recurring theme of Yennefer’s taxidermied unicorn being used as sex furniture, but I still thought this was very funny)

[@IndeedBeni]

I confess I found Jaskier annoying in the beginning of the series, but now whenever he shows up, particularly after being absent for a while, I just smile.

[@EmeraldHunter]

Jaskier CARRIED season 3😭

[@cathnz9726]

Except for the hair😂

[@alexia5366]

I've been waiting for a Jaskier queer edit since season 3 dropped, thank you so much!!! I love him so much!! and he got a boyfriend this season!!!

[@steemdup]

Finally, finally, the infamous Valdo MARX 🤭🤭

[@mandira_draws]

The Microsoft Windows sounds are sending me. 💀💀💀

[@thepangremlin6707]

2:19 I don’t think I ever quite grasped the timeline of this series 😂 like wdym Jaskier met Geralt like over 20 YEARS ago??

[@NitePixieDust]

As someone who saw the unicorn scene in the game when my mom played it, that quote was amazing!

[@ymdslf]

i cannot explain how much i love this video

[@lizardmix]

Season 3 Jaskier is my fav so far. Finally, some visible queerness on top of the general delightful fruitiness. Joey is such a champ. I cannot tell you how much I would pay to have this guy in a DND campaign as a bard (or anything really).

[@ididitoutofspite986]

I based my bard character off of Jaskier and I'm super happy But figuring out bards was a pain

[@stellanewton7656]

1:21 Don't make that look, Filippa, you're also gay.

[@Well_Hello_There42]

Jaskier and Thomas(bbc ghosts) have the same energy and I love them

[@amandaelmer5533]

After watching part one of S3 I most definitely needed this ;n; bless!

[@kkav4586]

Thank you this served me much more than the actual series! Absolutely hilarious and beautiful😂❤

[@messwithfinesse]

THE UNICORN REFERENCE I'M-

[@laurenluna460]

I love this man

[@lottie_newell5108]

Surely Jaskier is pan - he did admit to sleeping with a polymorph.....

[@adoor3760]

6:53 is that a reference to the infamous stuffed unicorn from the games??

[@Izabela-ek5nh]

From the books first. But yes

[@fanskesy]

0:59 the windows sounds broke me XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@user-jp4fm2th3f]

the fact the jaskier knows about the unicorn HAHAHAH (ifykyk it's mentioned in the books)

[@prologuetr2182]

2:53 That guy wants him so baaad love the detail

[@dmallad1]

Jaskier is my favorite for a reason and this video is why 🤣🤣❤️❤️

[@GrayShadowOfNight]

Why am i watching this. I havent seen the season yet.

[@Soul_404.]

I do sometimes forget how long Geralt left Jaskier for in the show…

[@oliviadehart8061]

6:48 this moment was really funny but at the same time I'm disappointed that I couldn't hear what Geralt and Yen were saying to each other since we'd been waiting for them to finally kiss again that whole season and to instead get a distant shadowed shot was a bit of a drag

[@debterry9926]

The 'tool' Jaskier really needs to use on Geralt belongs only to himself. Just put on that dark fucklord prince to did for Radovid one and he'd crumble.Guaranteed.

[@adriansepulveda9452]

Oh. Wow nice to SEE Phil. Rad is not so bad on the Eyes. 😂 If you played Witcher 2 and three you get the jokes.

[@oblivionfiend2037]

Why Radovid tho... it could have been literally anyone but Radovid............

[@Foxytrot-sx2vd]

Jaskier was great in the books, well educated, nobleman's son but accepting of all people, and most importantly Geralt's greatest friend, but in the hands of Netflix he was just a dumb buffoon.

[@dandelion_tufts]

You might want to reread the books 😂😂

[@thebutchersboy1138]

I’m just curious to know if anyone here knows who the second member of geralt’s company is who dies in the last book.

[@legendswarble2845]

We talking the vampire or nah?

[@thebutchersboy1138]

@@legendswarble2845 he was the last one to die.

[@Themops78]

It was Cahir wasn’t it? Bonhart killed him?

[@thebutchersboy1138]

@@Themops78 yep. The character Netflix butchered.

[@Jack-md2vu]

1:00 im fucking dead

[@117darksonic]

I love the new season, but I thought Radovid was the same age as ciri unless they changed that for the show.

[@levannahl.7573]

Yeah he is supposed to be twelve...

[@117darksonic]

@@levannahl.7573 I thought so I hate this change so much

[@nomnom2458]

WAIT JASKIER IS CANONICALLY FRUITY???????????????????

[@ahzigos]

Not in the books (source material), nor in the games. But I like the creative decision from the show.

[@mirkoblaco812]

No. The show broke cannon there. Though I don't think he is in the show either, I think it's a case of both him and Radovid (Who is cannonically way younger) doing it to spy/gain useful info/advantages.

[@Kleineganz]

@@mirkoblaco812 He definitely is in the show. The lady he was having relations with practically alluded to it (women, men, dwarves, that one time with a something-or-other...). If he's not pansexual he's at the very least bisexual.

[@mirkoblaco812]

@@Kleineganz Must've missed that line, not a fan of the change as I think we should try to stick to the source material, but we'll see where it goes and what the showrunners do from here.

[@CuriosityRocks]

😄

[@torcifer]

Okay but isn’t it extremely weird they made jaskier’s love interest a man who was a child in the books?

[@blacklighthologram5339]

Sorry but in the third game there’s a quest that specifically states that Dandelion doesn’t like men… and it’s not like the guy was bad looking, hell I think Dandelion missed out, I would.

[@crafterone1]

the games are not cannon so he could be unless its stated otherwise that i don't remember

[@vincentgeiszler3749]

Do you actually think that the Witcher tv show follows any sort of preexisting canon?

[@crafterone1]

true they do whatever they whant in the show even if it makes no sense @@vincentgeiszler3749

[@michjeshs]

i like how none of this happened in the books xdd

[@SpooksArsenal]

The title screams woke… your lucky I love jaskier Edit: mwahaha

[@thebutchersboy1138]

He’s a womanizer in the books.

[@117darksonic]

That's an understatement

[@taylorhammond3578]

Indeed

[@unreadaethel6878]

And in the show! Also a man-izer.

[@kalgarc]

Pan-izer.

[@minakeredes4972]

You really think dandelion would limit himself to woo only one group of people…

[@thebutchersboy1138]

Viscount julian like women

[@ellaisplotting]

And everyone else too!

[@thebutchersboy1138]

@@ellaisplotting he like men too in the show, just so the writers could check off a box.

[@legendswarble2845]

​@thebutchersboy1138 Nah, he was super queer coded. Plus, the og author was very anti-establishment, and basically, the only reason he never wrote explicitly queer male characters was because he was only interested in writing the women 😂

[@bryonyclough1781]

also i think in were theres books are from written by it still a bit not ok to be gay

[@smbchc]

Jaskier joining the rainbow gang is the shittest part of this boring show. Love the books though.

[@daqueda1577]

Really disappointed in this character choice. We don't have a lot of representation of strong, emotional male friendships. People always try to read a sexual element into it, hence "Of course Jaskier likes men too, his ballads about Geralt are because he has romantic feelings!" rather then book Jaskier who just adventures with his bro. The lack of portraying supportive male friends creates more homophobia as boys think any emotional display with men looks gay.

[@marsyoutube]

Why could he not be friends with Geralt now he's bi? He already said he doesn't have any feelings for Geralt

[@aidaadib2937]

Don't we have enough of male friendships shows tho? Like Sherlock , Merlin , idk supernatural??? So as far I can see male non sexual friendships have more representation then you think .or maybe you're just looking for an excuse to justify your homophobia

[@daqueda1577]

@@aidaadib2937 Did you watch Supernatural, because its funny that you cite it when thats a textbook example of what I'm talking about. The show survived for 15 years because of the "subtext" Dean/Cas shippers and Sam/Dean shippers. In the end it turned out Cas was in love with Dean, it wasn't just friendship.

[@legendswarble2845]

Jaskier and Geralt have a strong, emotional male friendship in this very show. Why is that suddenly invalidated by the fact that Jaskier has a boyfriend? Are Ciri's relationships with female characters not real bonds because she's bi? I'm hella confused rn

[@daqueda1577]

@@legendswarble2845 Jaskier being the theatrical less traditionally masculine character who writes songs about his male best friend one of which is a break up song? And you aren't making any subtextual inferences that he fosters romantic feelings for Geralt rather then it being an emotional platonic example for men? Let alone the fact that it furthers the stereotype among men that if you like theater or arts you probably enjoy the company of men.

[@MonkeyDIvan]

This show was a mistake

[@pablolee2252]

Thought it couldnt get any worse