Jason Statham sure has a lot of jobs; Transporter, Mechanic, Beekeeper. Still can't beat Johnny Sins
@theenchiladakid18664 ай бұрын
Shark botherer
@barryalexander99264 ай бұрын
What about Crank?
@mortenhyvejle4 ай бұрын
Nobody beats Johnny Sins 😂..manliest man ever. Even Chuck is scared of Johnny 😂
@anthonycameronnajera84714 ай бұрын
His movies really should just be titled Jason Statham, Jason Statham 2, Jason Statham 3, etc.
@VonWenk4 ай бұрын
Even The Bank Job?
@benugdsen7514 күн бұрын
@@VonWenkThe Statham Job?
@Kinna394 ай бұрын
‘Discount Aaron Paul’ is a massive burn for Ben Foster who’s a 10x better actor than Paul 😂
@RedEyeReviews4 ай бұрын
He's fantastic. I actually like him a lot in Lone Survivor
@kingloser41984 ай бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews he IS the guy, not what Mike said.
@MichaelMartin-qe5ye4 ай бұрын
He drove off in the old car, and as he's driving, he read the note, and the car exploded. What if he read the note before he started the car? Of course, it could be one of those bombs that is rigged to explode as soon as the note is read.
@billhobbs70774 ай бұрын
Ol Donald Sutherland looks a lot cooler driving a tank in Kelly's Heroes than a wheelchair
@henryrmarliniii83604 ай бұрын
"Ah guy, who looks like sells weed. That'll make you smell colors" Awesome quote!!!
@Viglin1234 ай бұрын
Pretty sure this is a remake of a Charles Bronson movie of the same name…also starring Mr Airwolf himself Jan Michael Vincent😎
@theenchiladakid18664 ай бұрын
Do you mean "The Mechanic"
@Viglin1234 ай бұрын
@@theenchiladakid1866 Yup that’s what same name means . Ands it’s a total remake , except where Bronson had the balls to die in his movie, Jason escapes .
@sethprice2414 ай бұрын
Yeah that's back when people could actually write movies and actors didn't have contracts where they couldn't lose a fight, or die.
@CryptidRenfri4 ай бұрын
@@sethprice241yeah when I first heard about DJ's contract that stipulates he cannot lose an on screen fight, I just had to laugh. Like how pathetically insecure in your "tough guy" image do you have to be to have that in writing? Lol
@VonWenk4 ай бұрын
Only pretty sure?
@jasonsanders87974 ай бұрын
I always thought Ben Foster would have made a worthy Joker. Instead we got....well...what we got.
@benugdsen7514 күн бұрын
The shiny head is relatable… All us bald actors use a matte finish on the forehead over the foundation. 😂😂😂
@brycestrife56054 ай бұрын
Love what you do buddy ❤ thanks!
@nickiethesaint3164 ай бұрын
Just renewed my Patreon membership today. Thank you for the laughs ❤❤❤
@RedEyeReviews4 ай бұрын
Aww thank you so much :) I really appreciate it
@kingloser41984 ай бұрын
He's come along from doing Kit Kat adverts :)
@VonWenk4 ай бұрын
Do you plan on reviewing the original with Charles Bronson and Jan-Michael Vincent?
@thomasgallipoli83763 ай бұрын
That’s mean to have the light reflecting off of Stratham’s head and setting the car on fire 🔥 in the thumbnail Having said that, it’s hilarious 🤣, like a Family Guy joke 😂
@mortenhyvejle4 ай бұрын
HAHAHA 😂..Mr RedEye there are so many pieces of gold in this video it's incredible 😂🤜🤛.
@jonathanfeldheim65544 ай бұрын
sequel is way better, can we red eye that next?
@Justin-l6z9n4 ай бұрын
You need to do american samurai starring David Bradley. It's bad ass. Another great movie is shoguns ninja. Peace
@RedEyeReviews4 ай бұрын
Oh David Bradley! I love that dude. I will for sure do that movie soon :)
@Justin-l6z9n4 ай бұрын
@RedEyeReviews thanks, I wanted to tell you that Steve James passed away in the 1990's due to cancer. And in America ninja 1 the stunt man that did the motorcycle stunt over the wall is Steve lambert and he also plays the silver mask ninja in revenge of the ninja and the ninja in ninja 3 the domination, he passed away last year sadly. Peace
@RedEyeReviews4 ай бұрын
@user-cs2re5ch6r Yeah, Steve James was legendary. One of my all time favorites. I didn't know about the stunt man though. That sucks :/ that motorcycle stunt was legit
@Justin-l6z9n4 ай бұрын
@RedEyeReviews a couple months ago they put out and amazing blu ray box set for ninja terminator, glad to see finally godfrey ho got some love.
@ninjaslashippie4 ай бұрын
I needed these full body, belly-busting, soul saving laughs today. thank you
@christianninsananda96264 ай бұрын
Did he go get Ben Foster's dog at the end?
@patrickparr33314 ай бұрын
Hey red-eye, megalodon is thought to be warm blooded, much like the great white shark.
@seymourskinner25334 ай бұрын
The original movie with Charles bronson had a better ending.
@nebfreely3174 ай бұрын
Great video. But they should be longer n go through more of the movie
@D33_G334 ай бұрын
Ben Foster is underrated
@cynix19134 ай бұрын
Where do I pay to make you watch Crank and Crank: High Voltage?
@RedEyeReviews4 ай бұрын
I gotchyu! Added to the list :) I love those movies
@cynix19134 ай бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews these are two of my top five of all time, I’ll be waiting. For this those and more Statham. My “Man Crush”…. Hot take the Second is funnier than the first . I also named one of my cats Chev Chelios and the other Ricky Verona.
@CryptidRenfri4 ай бұрын
When I first watched Crank I was very stoned and thought it was going to be a typical serious action movie. About 20 minutes in I realised it was... Not that. I was very confused for most of it lol.
@cynix19134 ай бұрын
@@CryptidRenfri that’s what the directors were going for, a day that could be considered improbable….. And the second was never supposed to be made. Paid to write a script and no drive to actually want to make what they were writing, they wrote the most outlandish shit they could think of. And then Crank was a success ish… “Did you read what we wrote?” Sauce: I have watched both of these Blu-ray’s completely. PiP and the commentary for 2 hundreds for times.
@cynix19134 ай бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews add “Ghosts of Mars” if you haven’t already.
@FrontstheHost4 ай бұрын
Okay, British accent RedEye >>> Seagal RedEye.
@CryptidRenfri4 ай бұрын
Redeye's Seagal voice actually makes me feel physically sick. I usually have to skip those bits or I start wretching. It's absolutely disgusting lol
@RedEyeReviews4 ай бұрын
Now, what if I combine the two?
@CryptidRenfri4 ай бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews god please no
@CryptidRenfri4 ай бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews god please no
@FrontstheHost4 ай бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews Then you'd just have Vernon Dursley.
@positivelynegative32604 ай бұрын
First!
@lordkrythic62464 ай бұрын
I just watched KZbin shorts for the first time, and it's just a bunch of fake and staged videos. I'm honestly disgusted with society right now. Not really sure why I'm writing any of this; I think I just needed to vent.
@RedEyeReviews4 ай бұрын
I ain't that guy. Hopefully, you can see that I put effort into my content :)
@DeviantDork4 ай бұрын
You're just yelling into the void right now
@lordkrythic62464 ай бұрын
@@DeviantDork Not yelling, just somberly whispering.
@lordkrythic62464 ай бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews I know. I've watched tons of your content.