Steven Seagal's Head Can Barely Fit Through A Door

Just How much of a show with his name in the title, is Steven Seagal actually in?
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[@chrisblake2629]

You put far more effort in these stats then Steve did in this entire series

[@feraltaco4783]

I put more effort into climbing out of bed. 🤣

[@tonytoes0]

I know you are probably too young to remember the original Hawaii Five-O, but ti was the anti-Seagal, Jack Lord did almost everything

[@mortenhyvejle]

LOL I remember..damn I'm old 😂

[@mickyknox9426]

It still comes on lol

[@stewarta5993]

book em dano

[@CryptidRenfri]

For some reason I always thought Burt Reynolds was the Hawaii 5-0 actor. But I've never actually watched it so 😅

[@youtubelube5623]

That seagull voice gets me every time

[@charliethirteen3868]

Jabba the Seagul. Wrapped in a full body covering and spray painted hair.

[@feraltaco4783]

I'm wheezing. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@arkayoarkayo4739]

..."I don't think they leave this room"...😂

[@JoeR203]

5:50 It says "Full Name" and then shows just the first initial for the first name.

[@jamesnorman9160]

lol. No-one working on any of these Seagal projects gives a shit, do they?

[@mortenhyvejle]

Mr RedEye... your Seagull voice is on point. I tried to mimic it last night and it worked. For once I had company on my way home from the pub 😂😂

[@feraltaco4783]

Sounds like a drunk Eric Cartman. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@gonzo26nix]

you put more effort into figuring out how much time Seagal was in the episode than Seagull put into the entire series

[@dirkbonesteel]

58 seconds acting making this the BEST Seagal movie

[@positivelynegative3260]

7:28 Man i love SWAT Kats

[@AllThingsFilm1]

"We've even cut out our cut out men." Someone actually wrote that line? Scary.

[@Dan-di9jd]

I feel like that is a Seagal outtake but instead of doing a second take, he already left the set and they just had to roll with it.

[@ianitor]

if you need a fake homless person... I'm planning on getting my beard trimmed soon, but I could put that off

[@walcodebruyn2135]

Needed this so badly! Thank you

[@dasta7658]

His scripts get better & better, I'm submitting this line for his next show "Lucky I killed the guy, who killed the guy, who killed the other guy" Maybe a little bit too much dialogue for sea-gull though

[@feraltaco4783]

Sounds like Space Ice explaining a Seagull movie. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@mortenhyvejle]

HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA so many little gold pieces here 😂👍

[@Mmeyers101]

Always love the Seagal impression

[@keiththorpe9571]

His gout was giving him fits that week.

[@oliverkloshophdndrecords50]

My future wife came home and now i have to watch with one ear bud because I haven't been able to convince her yet of how amazing you are ... but I will... I will indeed.

[@Dan-di9jd]

Actually you still might have a job in the coming year! Seagal's imdb page has Above the Law 2 in preproduction. He's going to cut out a cookie cutter with the huge giant 20 inch circle and eat the entire thing and have flash backs to when he ate it.

[@feraltaco4783]

OMG. New material!

[@mroctober3657]

Thumbnail reminds me of the guy in Big Trouble In Little China before 'sploded.

[@ProBreakers]

Come on Mark! You were in Scary Movie! You’re too good for this series!

[@rathraven1313]

Lochlyn Munro can't get a break between Steven Seagal and Uwe Boll.

[@TheEnygma177]

Thumbs up for the Swat Kats clip alone!!!

[@johnreed2278]

Take Mrs. Redeye for Ice cream and a walk for sacrificing your time to entertain nerds like me! Love you Redeye!🥰

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha she will be ecstatic! Thank you very much for the super thanks my friend :)

[@davidvincent3959]

We even cut out our cut out men... GENIUS! 🤣

[@mladenkulic446]

Seagal appearing for 2 min and 58 seconds? No that can't be true he is not that lazy lol.

[@feraltaco4783]

Well......... 😂

[@bbqking68]

Steve was practicing his craft in in his trailer, I mean sleeping in his trailer 9:41

[@JOHNNY-zx1lc]

They put the bandage on top of the T-shirt 😂

[@ericpugh234]

I like how the computer's are from the 1960's

[@bbqking68]

Steve's oiff for contractual buffet he wrote in. At 3pm he leaves set for Chinese buffet down the street and eating until he passes out 7:47

[@Hojun666]

I fucking love the thumbnail lmao

[@howyoudurrinhunneh]

Happy Sunday for me!

[@bbqking68]

Steve did all these things sitting down, awesome 6:21

[@nickmorgan3199]

RedEye: if the youtube shift in funding is getting you down, please take my idea and maybe do these video reviews as a live stream once in awhile. I feel like you could absolutely break the bank if you did drinking games to these programs like whatever this show is called and Thunder in Paradise. Also, 90s action/adventure syndicate fantasy shows are an absolute favorite guilty pleasure of mine and I think you could make great content using them. Shows like Sinbad, Conan the Adventurer, The Lost World, etc etc.

[@hoomanm6807]

I think Seagal is the only man capable of putting a negative amount of effort into something.

[@carlosrivas1629]

he is the guy can dehuimaize to make yourself feel better. i get it. so sad.

[@Hykje]

It's time to bring a linguist who hopefully can identify the language the Seagull communicates with so a proper translation can be made.

[@irkalla100]

Ah yes, the flashback episode. As iconic and annoying as the sewer level in videogames. And yet, somehow, RedEye turns this nothing sandwich into a video that has me laughing out loud! 😂

[@johnreed2278]

L O L !!!!!!!! Please tell me you are an AVGN fan!

[@irkalla100]

@johnreed2278 dont care one way or anothet for AVGN. Why do you ask?

[@jamesnorman9160]

*reads title* Redeye, we've known that for decades. Also impressive that Seagal stretched his usual film MO across an entire 13 episodes for this, just as well so the channel has more material to dip into I guess. :p

[@Kelechi149]

Never change seagal never change

[@shadowwarrior7218]

Love the Thumbnail

[@bbqking68]

The poor cast had to learn to walk as slow as Steve, it in their contracts 8:57

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

The thumbnail looks like charlie kirk.

[@dizzy1369]

It's time for someone to start reviewing lochlyn Munro movies, my fellow canuck is in everything 😂

[@afrostigmeister]

This episode (and by extension, this whole Season/series) proves that True Justice == General Commander 🤔

[@bbqking68]

Why was tea thick like mayo? 1:15

[@froggie316]

@RedEye 5:51 Full Name Google lol

[@jobymanuel1353]

I want Steven Sabumbum back.

[@theculturedthug6609]

Seagal in western tukmanstan is biggest star!

[@bbqking68]

How many minutes is Steve sitting down through tv show? It looks like every scene, even flashbacks. How does he get anywhere? 2:00

[@alexquintana1031]

Damnit the moment the Seagal impressions start is when the video is ruined and I have to move on

[@rowanblithe71]

at this point, the man knows the least he's onscreen, the better. also, sarah is bonkers hot.

[@kingloser4198]

I bet you laugh your head off when making the pictures for these videos

[@samholdsworth420]

I got red eyes because I blaze 😭

[@howyoudurrinhunneh]

I've never been to Chipotle. Almost went for a meatless sausage thing once 😂 We have Izzo's and they have 3 sizes The "illegal" is 2 tortillas but they are only over lapping in the middle wtf

[@kmiller0402]

If u take a nuke apart, doesn’t that mean that the other half won’t work? The writing on this show is atrocious 😅

[@theenchiladakid1866]

OMG was that swatcats?

[@froggie316]

a lot of cut outs lol

[@StigmaX]

Will someone please pay my mortgage?

[@willvanderheul4467]

Love it.. hahah. Ya got to wonder who keeps paying seagul to appear on screen.

[@mroctober3657]

Russian money launderers... allegedly.

[@Mutantgamer]

This episode sounds as boring as China Salesman.

[@jcohasset23]

To be fair to Seagal he didn't officially write any of season 2, only season 1. Sadly, that might be why season 1's writing was marginally more coherent (though Joe Halpin was co-writer in season 1. He and season 2 writers Keoni Waxman and Richard Beattie show up multiple times in Seagal's career and played a part in most of Seagal's movies from 2006 onward). And hey according to IMDb Seagal is planning to do two new movies, one of which is a sequel to Above the Law.

[@evandaymon8303]

Really? Thought he said he was done with movies? Guess he ran out of laundered money

[@evandaymon8303]

So look it up and yea you're not bsing. It is weird how he wants to return to acting after that bad stuff he got himself into with the war what not and being retired from acting because he got bored. I guess he really needs money and we finally get new trashy content although other film he is doing which isn't a sequel. Yea that's a really dumb title whicu fits his mo of dumb titles

[@jeremycheely6585]

love this stuff..!!

[@KellyChud]

you hold the fort and ill level the bandage ,, plese try fx 1n2

[@wickedcabinboy]

Where's the beef?

[@M.a.r-V]

His hair line is as pointy as an arrow 😂

[@mroctober3657]

Like the evil queen in the original Sleeping Beauty animation.

[@peterstephens6168]

Seagal was on screen exactly three minutes and fifty eight seconds too long.

[@jeremycheely6585]

woot

[@bbqking68]

Just get into money laundering 12:01

[@deadeyedarwin]

Where the hell did this awful show even air?

[@MegaNafo]

Thanks for making these videos , so we don't have to watch this crap 😄

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol. I gotchyu!

[@dizzy1369]

It's time for someone to start reviewing lochlyn Munro movies, my fellow canuck is in everything 😂