Jaune's Swearing Rant

[@calebcalhoun9847]

"I'm eating my dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets." Dead

[@Kendokai22]

+Caleb Calhoun "shit!"

[@KevinTignor]

Caleb Calhoun I can see him eating dinosaur chicken nuggets

[@KittyPikaChu]

Classy man

[@CrimsonHybrid]

"Shiiit!"

[@HiiroRocker101]

4 piece dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets with a ketchup dipping cup, mac and cheese, a brownie, and a capri sun.

[@AngyIronman]

"BUT NEPTUNE WOULD NEVER KNOW THAT!" was perfect on the lip flap, well done!

[@yeagerbomb3238]

1st

[@critterwhisperer5821]

Omg you’re right

[@Briareos-yf9kl]

Yes

[@leighasbell3624]

Yeah.

[@KazanVT]

Almost yeah

[@mineking57]

This is what Jaune should've said to Ren when asking for advice.

[@scoutkirby144]

Someone's gotta add this to the scene for a YTP of the episode.

[@Katcxze]

Yang going 'Shiet!' That was golden.

[@thesalmonserver5871]

*vasectomy.*

[@crab5862]

You truly are comedy gold.

[@salt-d2032]

666 LIKES

[@igorpachmelniekzakuskov776]

@@crab5862 more like *FIGHTING GOOOOOOOLD*

[@leighasbell3624]

Just like her hair.

[@Kendokai22]

0:55 Weiss describes my reaction perfectly

[@csab8642]

Kenneth Baker I think she describes the reaction of most people watching this video 😅

[@adamtaurus7840]

*t o r t u r e* *d a n c e*

[@deutshsean8313]

@@adamtaurus7840 W H E E Z E

[@igorpachmelniekzakuskov776]

@@adamtaurus7840 vocal procussion on a whole nother level, comming from ma mind

[@benharkin4909]

That last shot of just RWBY going "Whoa, calm down." just did it for me. I'm done, just fucking done.

[@wiggles02904e]

Rick Locker where!?!?

[@Supermynci9000]

I agree with them.

[@JordanCreaser29]

Where

[@happythecat7880]

Team RWBY are just like "Jaune knows how to..swear? dam.."

[@potassiumgamer1936]

Happy The Cat the looks on their faces say it all really. Yang: dude, chill. Ruby: jaune, please stop, your scaring me. Wiess: dude, what the fuck! Blake: jaune... im not mad, im just disappointed.

[@ElementalDAR]

I'm Commander Neptune Shepard and this is my favorite dance on the Citadel

[@doll7375]

+ElementalDAR Where did you find this! XD

[@doll7375]

the sound not the video

[@ElementalDAR]

Mitchell Heinemann It was on their charity stream. When someone donates a large set amount they take a dare. This one was for Miles to do the Jaune voice and go on a swearing rant.

[@shadowchamp5910]

ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[@tysej4]

+ElementalDAR I never noticed Neptunes Dance... That is just about a carbon copy from ME xD

[@raveryrevy966]

DINOSAUR SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS

[@NishaPerson]

Jaune sticking up for me. :D

[@ElementalDAR]

+Weiss Schnee and totally not being a creeper, can't stress that enough.

[@NishaPerson]

ElementalDAR he's treating me better then neptune. How can he have the audacity to say "Hey" to me?

[@lyndonluquin4091]

+Weiss Schnee You and me both, no one says such things and live to breathe as a respected being. Also, hello there. Name's lyndon.

[@DB-zo5sw]

+Weiss Schnee Must have felt pretty good to see him fight against NDGO. Though they didn't break his stupid face. At least he still can't dance.

[@glockcrusader8008]

Weiss Schnee hellooooooo Weiss. Is that better than a hey? I hope so because I’m trying to be subtle NOTICE ME SENPAI!

[@sambojorquez8436]

Barbara/yang :"shit!"

[@chiccynugs7164]

Weiss is just sitting down trying to enjoy her coffee with two sugars, no cream because she’s A CLASSY WOMAN! BUT NEPTUNE WOULD NEVER KNOW THAT!

[@shadowstrider8295]

Sits on down to her.

[@K-wolf_Alexandrite]

... Wow Jaune... didn't now you had it in you...XD

[@Karlos1234ify]

Who knew he had a potty mouth?

[@bryananderson4155]

You need to make one of Ruby reading Fifty Shades of Gray. XD

[@beedoesthings8037]

I bet she'd be saying stuff like, "Now that's a katana."

[@sonicthecommenter422]

+Fungalcrayon 04 Actually, it's the complete opposite.

[@animalia5554]

“This is filth! Filth!”

[@pillbobaggins2766]

Bryan Anderson Blake would be funnier because she's so serious and would be screaming internally at the poor writing

[@josephercanbrack8393]

I'm still surprised that for the same group that made Red vs Blue and Camp Camp, they chose make RWBY a pretty clean show.

[@vynonyoutube1418]

Well not really as clean anymore. "YOU BITCH" - Tyrian to Ruby Rose

[@pillbobaggins2766]

they use mild swearing like bastard, bitch, damn it, hell, crap

[@pillbobaggins2766]

i don't think it needs swearing to teach us about pushing someone to their absolute limits. why swear if you have a weapon?

[@SeleneRoseRM]

theres now a floating blue lady with giant bazongaloongalungatungaboos now

[@dylans.1741]

Not to mention graphic acts of violence, such as: 1. Ironwood choosing to sever all of the muscles in his remaining natural arm just to put Watts in his place 2. Ren hacking off both of the Nuckelavee's arms and then beheading it 3. SEVERAL Grimm being beheaded and/or dismembered 4. Tock putting out both of Maria's eyes 5. Tyrian breaking the bones in his knuckles to escape his restraints 6. Yang having her arm severed 7. Vernal being possibly eviscerated 8. Penny being completely dismembered 9. Ruby, Penny, and Harriet breaking a Megagoliath's tusk off and impaling the creature with it 10. Clover bleeding PROFUSELY 11. Mercury having had all the bones and muscles in his legs severed, thus rendering them useless. 12. Ilia having broken multiple people's teeth (albeit offscreen) 13. Fennec being crushed under debris and possibly torched alive 14. Adam having been branded right on his left eye, thus partially blinding him 15. The fact that there is LITERALLY NOTHING LEFT OF PYRRHA!!!

[@kerdunne3422]

Damn Jaune hope I never piss him off enough to warrant him cursing me out.

[@MegaAnimazing]

Dammit Miles, why are you so funny?

[@spiritsofthesky]

Jaune; but how do you really feel?

[@genuinegenie7078]

Jaune's reply: "I just told you"

[@harley_lotus_flower2349]

omg the clip of the cafeteria and he said he was eating dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, HE REALLY WAS!!!!

[@redflowercrown4885]

hearing Jaune swear has completed my life.

[@jedispartan117]

This is the best rant video ever... of all time.

[@ElementalDAR]

+jedispartan117 Not my fault, someone put a Neptune in the way (yeah that, that didn't work out as well as I'd hoped)

[@jedispartan117]

Lol. Was still funny.

[@jodywelds5379]

WASH

[@anonymousvendetta3290]

Eternal mood: Jaune going “nepTUnE VASILLA-WHATevER”

[@brandonkeffer-robalik8585]

Reactions: *Team RWBY: Shocked by Jaune's cussing but Weiss is smiling. *Team JNPR: Disappointed in such language but Nora was cheering him on. *Neptune: Glaring. *Sun: Shocked by Jaune's cussing. *Cinder and her minions: LTAO. *Qrow: Also LTAO. *Winter: Shows respect for Jaune.

[@Heather_williamsons]

*OC Perrin: absolutely proud of jaune but still have some his cruel past issues and mommy salem issues *glynda: about to end jaune for swearing *professor ozpin: making a new rule "no cussing" *the white fang: LTAO *salem: LTAO *grimm: respects jaune *neo: upset cause she can’t say anything in the series *roman torchwick: smiling *team CRDL: questioning their lives

[@pluggedin-the-ratbird]

The clips and timing are perfect...I love the split seconds of Yang's interjections...closed off by her look of horror as Jaune swears.

[@tacticalrefrigerator2304]

I've replayed this so many times

[@scarvesinsummer795]

NEPTUNE VASILLAwhatever! C'mon Miles/Jaune...you just needed an s.

[@shyvana7272]

OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! IT'S SO PERFECt and I think I just broke my Caps lock

[@krazycam1029]

Neptune Visilawhatever

[@thesalmonserver5871]

vasectomy

[@dexdrex5090]

Jaune what happened dude

[@dexdrex5090]

Solarchos lol

[@thewanderer1618]

+Solarchos seven sisters

[@acupoftae4856]

No one: Yang in the background: Shiet!

[@Embersword281]

Fucking Miles. i havent laughed this hard all day

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Love how it's Yang is the one who is actually "Listening" to the conversation as a *Life Coach!*

[@scarletaugi2591]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL *puts phone down and walks away* Now to slap Jaune...

[@michaelqualischefski3993]

I really hope this is cannon

[@ElementalDAR]

REDS Conviction I like to think it is.

[@snowball2052]

Its in his diary.

[@nicholemendez3572]

Nope🙂

[@josephercanbrack8393]

Every other great Rooster Teeth show has jokes and language like this...imagine if RWBY had this too, if one for one episode.

[@crystareo9442]

I was waiting for someone to do this XD

[@ElementalDAR]

+Crystareo I was up till like 3-4 last night, but I think it came out alright.

[@crystareo9442]

+ElementalDAR Well that lack of sleep was worth it lol

[@AstralMuffin105]

I loved this bit so damn much. I was literally laughing for like 10 minutes. xD

[@fallenangel5603]

I would love if Jaune went off like this in the show I would be dead!

[@ThiagoSilva-lg7tj]

"Also what's Britain?" Sometimes, it's just the little details that make me laugh

[@wlfmanjack]

I wish this would be an actual RWBY chibi skit. Have Jaune ranting about Neptune to the others and when Jaune goes "guess what he says, guess what he says, guess what he says." The shot pans to the left to Neptune standing behind Jaune as Neptune asks, "What does he say?" Jaune turns to his direction and goes, "hey, FUCK YOU MAN..." and that's when he realizes who he's talking to.

[@DrWARDOG]

Goddamn, Jaune's angry ranting goes on for MILES!!! (Get it?)

[@ElementalDAR]

w4r3dgo I get it

[@AllisonTilp]

AHAHAH I REMEMBER THIS! Thank you for making this!

[@Sparkle5fanboy]

That Jaune Voice is just like the original

[@ElementalDAR]

Sorrowful Cheshire it's his voice actor.

[@Sparkle5fanboy]

*blushes* oh well I feel silly now

[@ElementalDAR]

Sorrowful Cheshire lol no worries dude.

[@AnimeDude-om4rz]

this is just what i needed to cheer me up before school starts

[@nameless4224]

I am liking and subscribing just because of this rant. This is the best!

[@ElementalDAR]

Nameless Glad you like it. I usually make amvs though. I think they're pretty good.

[@admiralotaku9509]

This is beautiful I feel this is what goes on in his head

[@Antz3The3rd]

"She deserves so much better." Yes she does and it's Ruby.

[@platuimknight8769]

WeeklyClips141 That's a weird way to misspell yang. *raises flame shield*

[@AshRain-nu3vz]

@@platuimknight8769 ARCHERS OPEN FIRE!

[@valynambrose]

WeeklyClips141 thank you

[@Yesitsmyrealname]

Come on throw the White Knighters a bone

[@noobguy9973]

HAH GAYYYYY

[@bolognasandwich5986]

I can't stop imagining David saying all of this..

[@mars3122]

oh my gosh this is a piece of gold why didn't i find it sooner

[@Alexander-xw8vp]

This is the best thing ever. XD

[@ectoplazmatic2683]

this is an argument i imagine would happen if teams rwby and jnpr sat down and had a bit to drink

[@chaosxtinct1125]

Now I wanna see Jaune swears XD

[@petrospago3515]

even yang is shocked

[@chriskoloski32]

I cant wait for the series to reach the point where weiss is really impressed with jaune and he starts shooting her down hardcore

[@rapzalsos6237]

I hope not. because Weiss and Ruby are shaping to becoming Jauness second chance at love.

[@lewd-nep-vasilias6662]

My favorite part is: "He sat ON her?" "Nonono NEXT to her, he sat down NEXT TO HER". The image of Neptune sitting on Weiss is very pleasing indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) IRL the whole thing was funny. Jaune losing his shit over Neptune saying simply saying "hey" to Weiss will never not make me laugh. But for real, poor Neptune. I'm not typically a fan of my favorite character getting bashed (cause most of the time it's over the top and unnecessary)... but hey, I can handle it if it's funny and satirical, like this :) #TeamNeptune #Iceberg

[@alexandersjourney4055]

This... is.... *ART*

[@ElementalDAR]

Thank you. I like to view the use of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets as a metaphors for the modern artist. And the use of Weiss' crazy eyes is comparable only to works like the Mona Lisa.

[@135mikerules23]

"Hey guys I" "What'd you just say to her?!"

[@alacnaythegreat1054]

THAT WAS FANTASTIC! I really hope Lindsay does one as Ruby

[@ElementalDAR]

+Alacnay The Great I think they did a "Ruby reads 50 shades of gray" too.

[@alacnaythegreat1054]

Yes!!!!

[@PerfectlyVindictive]

This is amazing! 😂

[@ElementalDAR]

+PerfectlyVindictive Thanks, I'm glad you like it :) As soon as I heard it on their stream I thought "I need this audio, NOW!" Edit - By the way, I never knew you were a RWBY fan.

[@hf117j]

I want to see a version with everyone playing their character how they want. Including Lindsay's "YOU BITCH!". And maybe Jeremy as well.

[@jwlapham8154]

I love character development!

[@hyperion472]

"Neptune VasillaWAHATEVER" "VASectomy..."

[@pillbobaggins2766]

"vasily-whatever!" "vasectomy?"

[@CARD_BOARD_BEAR]

This made my day. Awesome

[@ElementalDAR]

+pipboy3000™ Glad to hear it :) Now to make something for the other 364 and my goal will be complete

[@lorikiely782]

Fan: I thought that this was a pg show. Other fan: pg ish. Fan: well we are well into the ish 😏

[@silentjackm.d4490]

I like to think this is what the teams did between episodes like this did happen

[@torqidriots7929]

OMG THANK U FOR MAKING THIS. I watched the stream and I couldn't breathe after Mile's did this!

[@ElementalDAR]

+Nieko The Kid Same, I got lucky and started watching just before this happened.

[@lukeg7517]

Actual voice actor?! I never laughed so hard so quickly....lol!!!!

[@SharksandDinos]

The ending really fits too well!

[@ElementalDAR]

Any one know why this has gotten so many views lately?

[@jamesvanitas]

I know that this latest episode is gonna be more revenue for views on your video.

[@ElementalDAR]

I actually don't make any money off my videos. Never monetized them since the bands own the music and RT owns the footage. I haven't seen Saturdays episode yet but I'm looking forward to it.

[@jamesvanitas]

Yeah...... I just meant getting views in general. Last weeks episode....... OW OW OW That's as much of a spoiler as I can give.

[@WeirdNekoGirl]

KZbin algorithms?

[@lionelschweetz4844]

I know it's 2 years too late, but it's probably because viewers have been wanting Jaune to have some sort of backbone for a while now, so seeing him go off is cathartic.

[@connormcgrath5800]

You sound so much like Jaune it's amazing!

[@potassiumgamer1936]

Christian Fancher it literally was jaune's VA during a stream. They had some dare thing going on, i think, and this was mile's dare i guess. The results: it was beautifull.

[@hetaliaislife9179]

Imagin jaune's mothers react to this, it would be priceless XD

[@loudcommenter1361]

This video was beautiful

[@leighasbell3624]

Can we just talk about Weiss's face when Jaune calls her a classy woman?

[@sugarlolishelby8704]

This video is beautiful

[@connormcgrath5800]

Never mind it is the guy who plays Jaune, I'm an idiot...

[@nicholemendez3572]

Damn jaune chill out😂

[@lizzyred3677]

I cant stop laughing. I just cant

[@StKing317]

Haha Damn Jaune has some problems, still my favorite character tho

[@djmars1983]

This stuff here this is exactly why I joined the Rwby fandom why can't anything be fun like that

[@solowolf5702]

I love jaune so much

[@cameronbaker97]

i love this.

[@fatbastard9147]

We need to incorporate this into volume 7

[@TheDuckOfManyThings]

Holy shit, that was beautiful.

[@WolfySparks101]

barbara says the most adorable shit

[@ElementalDAR]

+Wolfy Sparks Yeah, every time I hear the word Vasectomy I think "Aww"

[@WolfySparks101]

+ElementalDAR xD

[@hopper8514]

V A S E C T O M Y

[@RoninEternal]

Jaune's going beastmode on neptune's ass 🤣🤣 just imagine jaune having a conversation with him like that in the show🤣🤣👌

[@ninabou6445]

Neptune's learned the Shoulder Touch

[@jackandrews4739]

Holy cow, so this is what Jaune would say when no one's around

[@angelaplays]

Never watched this show but this is great

[@JorianneFM]

The writers, ladies and gents.

[@hirtew7]

I can just watch this on repeat for hours. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@somedumbhoe7123]

I don't know why Jaune is so upset....Neptune is gay...

[@Warfrae]

Holy shit Jaun lol

[@KS.Inc3019]

0:49 When I see a hate video about my friends. Especially Miss Panda.

[@megangaming9596]

Lol. Jaune is best character.

[@irongeneral7861]

Can you do the same thing with General Ironwood but replace his voice with Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's from Full Metal Jacket? You could call it: *_Full Iron Jameswoods_*

[@edgypsychic7192]

This guy takes keep calm and have Fury to a whole nother level

[@jinx8020]

Jaune calm down!

[@7-BIT]

Neptune’s reveal will always crack me up