Jay & Bob meet Dawson and the american Pie kid

[@wyattrussell7496]

“You wouldn’t last a day on the creek” - Might be my favorite Kevin Smith line. The pearl of pearls if you will.

[@michaelthebarbarian3380]

Better than "Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."? lol

[@michaelarroyo1627]

Damn you’re gay

[@rosemyers2165]

I dunno.” There’s a script forTHIS”..?! during this particular movie is a pretty good pearl , itself.

[@geoff3103]

ditto

[@wreckitmanny]

"Go to hell Pacey! GO TO HELL!"

[@TheAmateurEditor]

James Van Der Beek was so obviously smiling and holding back the laughter in 90% of the scene. Makes you wonder how many times he must have cracked up needing this take/compilation to be the best one.

[@MadHatter1337]

“There’s a script?!” 😂😂😂 gets me every time

[@NativeTexMexican]

"...there's a script for this??"😐

[@51OAKLANDER510]

Listen pie ph

[@AustraliaUnmasked1984]

If there was no script for American pie then did he really violate that pie?

[@thor3279]

@@NativeTexMexican I think of this line so often when I'm watching a film reviewer shred the latest pos from Disney. they need to make a meme for that

[@silentblood725]

Van Der Beek and Biggs's chemistry is on point. They should have done more stuff together.

[@MichaelBradley1967]

Like the Affleck Damon chemistry in Dogma. Kevin always gets the best out of the actors.

[@janhofmeister7373]

@@MichaelBradley1967 The difference being though that Affleck and Damon have been close friends for years (obviously writing Good Will Hunting together), while Biggs and Van Der Beek didn't know each other before this movie (and ironically didn't work together again until Jay & Silent Bob Reboot).

[@PanzerMold]

@@MichaelBradley1967 Unless your name is Bruce Willis in which case, everyone is going to have a bad time. Lol

[@redrobotmonkey]

Gay stuff.

[@harryshuman9637]

@@MichaelBradley1967 *Kevin always [used] to get the best out of the actors.

[@musiconcloud17]

“Listen to me pie fucker! You wouldn’t last a day on The Creek” lmao

[@sasohal]

"There's a SCRIPT????" - love that part

[@jaredruff9823]

@@williamkensington2772 There's a script?! There's a script for this?!

[@TheWaynos73]

almost as good as Gus Van Sant counting his money while directing.

[@blazypika2]

i mean, he doesn't have lines so he doesn't really need a script.

[@JVswaggerking1994]

it's funny cause "The russian chick like in the movie" is the girl Jay is after in this movie lol

[@YOUANDME527]

She’s from the Czech Republic in American pie

[@jaredruff9823]

Coincidence? I Think NOT!!!

[@madlilpony2768]

thats the point xD

[@stephengreico504]

Oh Shit!

[@iRenz0]

Wow we got a real Einstein here!

[@jhjh1900]

"You wouldn't last a day on the creek."

[@robertohalloran3622]

😂 “you wouldn’t last a day on the creek! 😂 “go to hell Pacey!!” “At least call me the right fucking character!”

[@ionceateapinecone]

1:15 Kevin actually starts to break a little

[@luizpaulo6535]

Jason himself almost breaks it himself

[@metalmayhem3622]

@@luizpaulo6535 say himself again

[@VeNoMziV]

Omg lmao ahahah

[@roguetrip99]

"where he's going, he'll be the pie!" lol

[@RatelHBadger]

I love Deidrich Bader

[@JLD5500]

I want a slice of that

[@josephbach1]

1:16 that moment is sooo brilliant omg.

[@oftheother]

The classic Freudian suck

[@MrSaiyan333]

While Kevin Smith is struggling not to laugh out loud during that scene. :D

[@buchiklop110]

Two nice, subtle jokes in this scene. - Jason Biggs calling Jay "Ray" is an inside joke to the live-action Clerks TV series ABC wanted to make after the success of the original film (different from TAS), where execs threatened to replace Jay with a character named Ray because they didn't want Jason Mewes on the project. - Again with Biggs, it makes sense that he doesn't know there's a script. He's playing Silent Bob. Who's silent.

[@tonysoprano4587]

Genius!!

[@Zxdrag]

Top tier analysis, I completely forgot that running gag from the cartoon

[@northernsupernova1]

and Shannon from American Pie is in the Jay Silent bob movies (the chick Jay gets from CLIT)

[@tetsuosoprano7382]

@@northernsupernova1 came here to comment this. I salute you.

[@bradyrhodess]

And Van Der Beek says “there was this one time” referring to American Pie with Biggs which is why he had that shocked expression

[@marklarsontube556]

this movie is so underrated it hurts

[@sonrize7679]

No it wasnt

[@el34glo59]

Fuckin hilarious. You never did one of these? Wait nonahno

[@marv9906]

What are you talking about everyone love this move

[@TheAdam1995]

Kevin Smith's masterpiece.

[@doop00]

@@sonrize7679 It kinda is Jason Mewes "Jay" was a meth addict and if he wasn't picked up by Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) he would probably be dead by now but he turned out to be a fine comedian actor.

[@mf_dva]

i love that part where they were gettin arrested n jason was like"im the pie fucker!"n the security guard was like"well in prison he'll be the pie" i died laughin at tht part

[@ancientkeyboardwarrior]

Jay: " what! You've never done one of these?" "Mmmmmm o0o0ooo mmmmmm" " oh wait, none of that".

[@delgande]

funny thing is they talk about Shanon Elizabeth as the real person while at the same time she is playing a character in the movie

[@jaredruff9823]

Yeah. That's ironic.

[@wkruse84]

@@jaredruff9823 No, that's Dogma.

[@jaredruff9823]

@@wkruse84 Shannon Elizabeth wasn't in Dogma.

[@wkruse84]

@@jaredruff9823 I was referencing Alanis Morissette who stars in Dogma and sings a song named Ironic.

[@jaredruff9823]

@@wkruse84 Oh. Right

[@TAG037]

Everytime i watch a clip with Jay, I always think that it's basically Jason Mewes being Jason Mewes

[@DashCat9]

"Listen to me, Pie Fucker....you would last a *day* on the Creek. A *day*!" Hahaha, I never heard him say that before.

[@timothyburrows9622]

Haha I never heard it either and I own the DVD.

[@Vishonov]

+DashCat9 I think he actually says "you wouldn't last a day".

[@spardakas]

it's "would"

[@brandonnunya1734]

DashCat9 that line is so fucking hysterical when you factor in "The creek" is a middle class white people town and the struggle is lasting a day enduring 15 year old white girl drama.

[@intsoccersuperstar1]

“Lemme put my arm over yours.” Lmfao at that line for some reason

[@210shonuff]

😆.. because he's sees Bob as the bitch "Well if we're gay that's how I'd see it" 🤣

[@folarinosibodu]

I know I heard it too, hahaha."

[@XFS540]

I bet that Shannon Elizabeth died laughing when she saw Jay in this scene.

[@digitalutopia1]

since she played Justice in the movie, she was probably there

[@BEACH.LUVER101]

She is Justice in the movie its a Meta as funk joke.

[@aa-ze5cz]

"It always comes back to that ****in pie!" LMFAO

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

He did put his dick in a pie.

[@J2104]

BEST moment ever "Listen to me piefucker, you wouldn't last a DAY on the creek!" ROFLMAO

[@Jfox0190]

Sadly it will always come back to that fucking Pie. He ain’t ever gonna live that down

[@itsKubeZ]

Love the part when Jason say: "And he's playing Chronic aka Raaaaay" xD

[@jaredruff9823]

Jay. Fuck! Biggs, did you even read the script?

[@sergiorodriguez1703]

@@jaredruff9823 there’s a script?! 😦

[@chileanc3276]

Love that James Van Der Beek did this small cameo. Shows he can really take a joke and shows kinda his douche mentality which every guy kinda has.

[@larthsidious]

This video should've been named "Jay and Bob meet dawson and the pie fu**er"

[@chadgregory9037]

meet "the" dawson

[@ryandeffley7652]

"You actually watch that show?" 🤣💀 As a Dawson's Creek fan that got me to laugh out loud and feel triggered at the same time. Jay : "What's up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you? If I was you I would've drowned his ass in the creek and shit." Van Der Beek : "Listen Pie Fucker..you'd last a day on the Creek". Both those lines are fucking GOLD 🤣

[@SteveIsMe1291]

I think this is the best role I've ever seen James Van Der Beek in. Don't know if that's a good thing, or sad.

[@HermioneSamara]

I think his best role is a tie between this and when he played that serial killer with the split personalities on Criminal Minds.

[@WordUnheard]

You should watch Rules of Attraction. Great movie and he was really good in it. It was adapted from a novel written by Brett Easton Ellis, the same author who wrote American Psycho. The character he plays is even the brother of Patrick Bateman.

[@notsusan]

it's either this or that ke$ha video

[@gmanzano89gm]

Word Unheard Fuck Yeah! It's a great trip.

[@rontutor7626]

Watch "Don't trust the By" he was hilarious in that

[@robertcarldecker]

My dad remembers renting this movie from the Last Blockbuster way back when and this is one scene we recite a lot!

[@jaredruff9823]

Sounds very fun.

[@katelynnelizaphoenixhaim2835]

there's a script!??!!!

[@bbranco01]

I love movies when real life friends, play real life friends, every scene is awesome

[@darthmeticulous6901]

2:55-2:58 That line gets me every time because of Jason Biggs’ delivery.

[@setsuna2021]

tears in my eyes, TEARS!! this is so rass funny!! sooo many good lines here and awesome delivery

[@rosemyers2165]

“There’s a Script for This!? Wait! There is a Script for THIS”?!! One of many hilarious quotes from this fun flick! Funny also how they got the quiet guy and paying Ray.. I mean JAY,, and the hyper happy giy playing Silent Bill,, BOB. Just like the actual guys off screen.

[@michaelaguilar-bauta942]

If I would've met Jason Biggs in person I would've said "Hey yo Biggs you're voice was perfect for Leonardo yo!!!!!"

[@rolandlee6898]

Ray and Silent Bill.. what a classic.

[@BrandonChaunceyOfficial]

"You wouldn't last a day on the creek" If you watched Dawson's Creek and knew how teen white girl suited the show is you laughed at this part.

[@AndHoldTheMayo]

You don't need to have watched the show to know its demographic. Anyone who's ever heard of the show knows what kind of show it is

[@jondavis2790]

"Go to Hell, Pacey!"

[@mrcheesesmith]

+Jon Davis Dude that is so gay I....

[@tamaku2903]

Don't you fucking call me by character name! 😂😂😂😂

[@fayemckither3107]

And the thing is, he didn’t even play Pacey! His character was Dawson 😂 Joshua Jackson was Pacey...yes, I’m ashamed to admit that I used to watch it lmao

[@bencarlson8324]

He said 'at least call me the right fucking character'

[@JoeLegero]

Forever known as "The Dawson" for me

[@folarinosibodu]

That "there was this one time..." line is a reference on Jason Biggs' American Pie, "there was this one time, in band camp".

[@jaredruff9823]

Holy shit, you're right! I've seen this and American Pie more than once, and I didn't think to listen to that! I can't believe it. And that kinda explains Jason Biggs' expression at 1:39. Lmao! 🤣

[@halwakka504]

1:15 Kevin Smith trying his hardest not to laugh at Mewes being Mewes.

[@ftjm69]

“What’s up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you? If I was you, I would have drowneded his ass in the creek and shit.” You and me both, Jay. You and me both.

[@brelove5613]

And drown joey as well lol

[@PrometheuzReturns]

lol

[@steviezapata]

Wait a second, you're the guy who f***ed the pie! I want to say that to him too, Jay.

[@jaredruff9823]

I'd say that to him too if I get to meet him. Not to offend him, but so far, American Pie was the only movie I saw Jason Biggs in besides this.

[@TheGillenium]

@@jaredruff9823he was in Loser wasn’t he?

[@seand5517]

Holy shit you're the DAWSON

[@jaredruff9823]

James, actually. I'm James Van Der Beek.

[@PeachesSummer2026]

“You actually watch that show?” It’s sad and funny to hear him say that because I’m guilty for watching it.

[@AdamF8]

Everyday of my life since i watched it i wish i could unwatch it and i bet im not alone 🤣🤣

[@isaacmontoya9293]

James Van Der Beek, I swear now that I've been watching Dawson's Creek I now see this in a new light 😂

[@Schwartzbruder1]

Van der beek was pretty badass is that power rangers short. I think he prob should have popped up in more things

[@evanabbott2737]

Oh hell yeah! He rocked that shit!😁👍

[@harryshuman9637]

"How do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole?" lol, love the classic Kevin Smith writing.

[@sonrize7679]

Actually Loser and Boys And Girls film are my favorite movies growing too and all American pie.

[@NostalgiNorden]

Man this movie is really funny.

[@misstrisha2011]

They start filming Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back the Reboot in January! I can't wait!

[@jaredruff9823]

Me neither!

[@rozasupreme]

I only just realised what Jay's shirt is and I have never wanted a shirt more

[@johnnyboycassidy749]

Got it for my brother last Xmas I think on Amazon

[@sublimeade]

Would you like to making fuck, berserker?

[@Denompr]

Shannon Elizabeth was in this movie😂😂

[@randy_marsh4.20]

Boo boo kitty fuck

[@tonycervz89]

fine ass bitch

[@Denompr]

😂😂😂

[@jaredruff9823]

I met her last year at the Colorado Springs Comic-Con! She was so pretty!

[@KramerY2J]

Damn I seen American pie and strike back so many times. That never occurred to me lol

[@ChrisWolff2013]

Some people develop charisma as they get older. Jason Mewes was born with it.

[@isaacmontoya1695]

This time he'll be the Pie 😆

[@robertzavala5067]

“Whats up with Pacey stealing Joey away from you?” 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@trentsex-wife3839]

Real talk, I would’ve drowned him too

[@robertzavala5067]

@@trentsex-wife3839 Fckn pacey man lmao

[@thevillageyid]

2:10 "Listen to me pie fucker."

[@ct000374910]

I'm not positive that 3:10 is the funniest part in this movie. I am sure that it's the funniest thing I've ever seen involving Jason Biggs.

[@EarFarce4]

1:16 Bob looks like he's about to break.

[@spikejr3113jr]

I watched American pie (at nine) way before I saw this movie and my jaw dropped seeing Jason Biggs and I yelled “HE DID F THAT PIE.”

[@peterfodor5058]

The best movie ever

[@manlymen552]

You wouldn't last a day in the creek! 😂

[@covert0overt_810]

"let me put my arm over your head..." HAHAHAHHAHA

[@cipher.u.justice]

Aw you cut it too short -- the best part is when Jay does the Biggs impression when the security is outside the door!

[@jaredruff9823]

Actually, Jay was imitating Van Der Beek.

[@ImLazyToday]

"¿There's a Script?" Saying that after he read the script 😄

[@KHWendy28]

this was great I love AP and DC back then it was a great time the early 2000.

[@krowentheunknown7848]

Loved this film as a kid

[@garretts431]

"you wouldn't last a day on the creek" lmao

[@enjoi62137]

haha "it always comes back to that fucking pie" this movie is hilarious. i remember seeing this shit in the theater. jay and silent bob totally needed and deserved their own movie. Funny how kevin smith plays a character that has like 1-2 lines a movie but is actually the person who writes majority of the films.

[@asagara34]

This film is a really strong late 90s early 2000s time capsule.. you really had to be living in the time or at least extremely familiar with the film and TV culture of the late 90s and early 2000s to really appreciate the cameos and references.

[@cici6295]

😂 One of the best scenes from the movie!!

[@KillurGod666]

I love how Jay is secretly gay but struts around pretending to be straight

[@SPENCERH30]

Sister Mortis My boy ain't gay. He only fucks women. HE LOVES WOMEN.

[@jtheman4678]

You know jay has a kid right?

[@Cortezgal93]

@@SPENCERH30 Kevin Smith says Jay is ambisexual

[@firstlastnamehere4895]

He is the clit commander

[@ermonski]

@@firstlastnamehere4895 The Clit is real

[@yam83]

This movie is so meta.

[@kieranrutherford3610]

The “gay” huddle gets me every time.

[@A.M.Noon94]

"You would last a DAY on The Creek!"

[@FirmlyGrasp]

I never knew The Beek was in this movie.

[@sa4540]

Aka RAY!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@folaolakunbi4961]

so weird seeing him as silent bob now. literally cant shut him up

[@olfan92]

He's probably haunted by that Pie still to this day since the first American Pie 😂

[@wubonkald322]

I was dying at 1:18 hahahah

[@ElAssoWipe-o]

Every actor for every Disney Star Wars and MCU movie/TV show be like 2:09

[@RatelHBadger]

Oh what a lovely tea party!

[@Creedon99]

Ray and silent bill 😂

[@timconway515]

“There’s a script for this” lmao

[@larrylutz6825]

“We’ll actually there was this one time…”. Lol! Katie Holmes must have been furious!

[@Darkshadow333]

Listen to me pie f___er you wouldn’t last a day on the creek 🤣😂.

[@tune5k]

is the song chiodos "baby you wouldn't last a minute on the creek" in reference to this movie where james van der beek says "you wouldn't last a day on the creek" although the words are slightly different? at 2:13 ?

[@latinolawdog5067]

Indeed it is.

[@tokyworld]

"How do you know he doesnt smoke monkey pole" after all these years i remember that line . well true that

[@thehighground7926]

Them making a movie about Jay And Silent Bob having a movie is amazing.

[@ChaosDesigned]

1:13 Is the funniest part.

[@officialfesca4966]

Just realized Shannon elizebeth is justice in jay and silent bob and Nadia in American pie lmao

[@jaredruff9823]

You got that right. I loved her in both movies. I met her in person once.

[@silentxXxstride666]

LMFAO. "Man I knew it. You love that shit." XDDD

[@rustyhammer452]

during the huddle when jays like “let me put my arm over yours”

[@greenmedic88]

"Duck, Pie Fucker!"

[@sammywestenberger9303]

0:51 ENOUGH!

[@tworthington27]

"Fuck you and your Dawson's crap! Go to hell, Pacey. Go to hell!" LMFAO!!!

[@TPG25153]

This movie is so meta it breaks the 4th wall by existing

[@B33f1NAT0R]

im prison hes gonna be the pie

[@fergus247]

Funny how he is like "You actually watched that show?" most people probably didnt but they all saw the ads and knew about it anyway

[@LukeDriver0000]

Kevin about to break at 1:18 😂