jay halstead being sassy for over 4 minutes

* if you are wondering about which line came from what episode, please go to my instagram highlights (jayshalstead) and look under "psa's" *
“i caught a bullet in the process” (cf 2x06)
➤Program: SVP13
➤Show: chicago pd
➤ Person: jay halstead
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[@aungkyawzin1240]

Chicago's very own Dean Winchester

[@shaniadyall4086]

That is the perfect way to describe him

[@badatlettingo]

THANK YOU!! I've been saying this for so long no one seems to get it

[@caffeinatednation8885]

Deeeeeeeean 😍

[@karliebigelow9251]

Hahahah that’s amazing

[@chloejackson8393]

omg yes

[@basyab5083]

Woman: " I thought you were the delivery guy.." Jay: " I wish I was" * walks past the woman and dog* Jay: " nice cat "

[@basyab5083]

@Maram Z yeahh lol

[@huertz903]

Jay doesn’t know what a chihuahua is😂

[@basyab5083]

@@huertz903 apparently not

[@bellalove3762]

What episode is that?

[@asiawilliams9886]

that was a dog XD

[@tristin3489]

“she’s the police” “sHe’S nOt An AmBuLeNcE!”

[@nessydelight470]

At 1:35

[@pallavidas9099]

That one was my favorite. 😆

[@GenshinLover283]

R.I.P Markie Post (Bunny)

[@TheBlossoms1]

Jay Halstead is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs. Edit: Thanks for all the likes everyone 💜💜

[@naedot.9779]

Not anymore, these last 2/3 season he has been not so good

[@russelconor8704]

@@naedot.9779 wtf you talking about. He is as great as ever, this crossover Jay was on fire! love him and Will

[@stanleybrasser315]

Russel Conor he barely is talked about in the show though

[@russelconor8704]

@@stanleybrasser315 then you clearly don't watch the show, because first of all, it's a show based on ensemble cast, that means that every actor has a similar share in the show. But of course there are characters who are main focus, have a bigger role and Jay in addition to Voight is such a character. He was among most important figures from the beginning as Erin's partner, and if Erin stayed, Voight and Jay would probably be a family now, because the creators clearly wanted to make Voight Erin's real father and probably Jay would have married Erin by now. But even now, without Erin, Jay is the most important figure next to Voight. Season 7 is focused on Jay and the messy case of Marcus West, plus the relationship between Hailey and Jay. So...idk what you talking about.

[@stanleybrasser315]

Russel Conor I literally watch it..

[@tashamott]

“If you’re gonna lie, put some effort into it. For me!” Made me laugh.

[@missderby305]

What episode?

[@gigin6534]

What episode?

[@nessydelight470]

Me too, one of my favorite lines

[@nessydelight470]

😂😂😂

[@beamerball666]

That's my favorite Halstead line, from either brother

[@karysperry1020]

“I’ll tackle her... Gently” 😂

[@bweany6728]

Lol ye

[@urasimp3079]

Nathan Boyle don’t u think we caught that

[@meyou898]

What episode is that

[@nvbgnimitz1902]

What episode

[@urasimp3079]

Nathan Boyle man stfu

[@sutilo2024]

His bluntness is still keeping me in tears of laughter. “ I’ll tackle him.......gently” “He got shot in the chest (how is he supposed to be dummy)” “Am I banging on your door, no then go back inside” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lex_animals8408]

*her*

[@lilibloemhoff4681]

It*

[@jaelynnelson3455]

One of the funniest ones for me was "CPD Asshole" 😂😂😂 3:58 and "This'll be great because Erin might let me drive 3:55 and her."That'll never happen, which makes it even funnier 3:57

[@TillyCollins]

hi I haven't been able to find the ep when Jay gets shot in this video can you tell me please : )

[@hometown9137]

Man- “it was dark..” Jay- “ It WaS tEn Am “ Woman- “ I thought you where the delivery guy” Jay- “wish I was NiCe CaT” Me- “iS tHaT nOt A dOg”

[@bbbyhf]

It is. Lol. Gotta love Jay.

[@radiosilence69]

Antonio said “wOW”

[@kainatt1230]

I died when he said "Nice cat"😂😂😂

[@pdhjans]

"She's not an ambulance"

[@nessydelight470]

Season 4, Episode 23 Fork in the Road

[@meechmushrooms]

"You don't know what dry-cleaning is." "I'll learn." LOL I just adore him ❤️

[@somelikesstars]

Lindsay: Don't hit on her Jay: Who Nadia? *What kind of dog do you think I am*

[@xhshbhdb4895]

Lol

[@zuza0612]

What episode is it?

[@oseremechukwurah9475]

Definitely a golden retriever

[@nadiahenderson6389]

My name is Nadia and he is my celebrity crush.

[@diditaliver615]

My name is Nadia also and I like him a lot

[@moose6204]

"Eric Stattle, Chicago PD" Opens door with the chain on. "Who are you?" "I just told you." closes the door to undo the chain Jay:"Son of a" LIKE SRSLY JAY PATIENCE

[@russelconor8704]

he didn't closed the door to undo the chain, he just closed the door, I remember this episode

[@naimahparaiso4069]

Eric Scalise*

[@missderby305]

What episode?

[@hollymcneil1929]

The guy went flying

[@victoriapainter5427]

Which episode was that and from which season?

[@danniwills8739]

"It's intimate." "Yea, so is prison."

[@zaynaali8059]

Halstead: can u describe two women for me Man: it was dark Halstead: it was 10AM

[@zaynaali8059]

thx for the like

[@laceywilson6308]

What episode

[@eckograham9821]

Should have included this one liner from S1E5: Hank: you like working in this unit, you keep it in your pants. Jay: (eyes get big) I didn't know it was out. 😂

[@doradelarcadd]

😂😂😂

[@Laurantalasah]

To say that to Voight? That took some balls!

[@marlonosiya8197]

Thats in another vid

[@helookalikaman79]

@@Laurantalasah Too bad we didn't see them!

[@Cici22322]

That killed me😅

[@beauty2012ish]

I love how Jay is just done with Erin's mom. He feels what we all feel.

[@cscox13]

Love how Sarcastic jay is. It's so slick and subtle. " I should lay you out where you stand I would advise you not trying that" " ok so I was driving behind a pedipholie " " first of its detective "

[@ceciamairani]

When he said “First of it’s detective” I said recognize. I can imagine in his head being like I did not work hard to be detective for you to call me by my name. Kinda how it’s Captain Jack Sparrow

[@Julia.Taunton-Clark99]

*Pedophile

[@cscox13]

@@Julia.Taunton-Clark99 grammar nazi

[@gabrielle.8309]

Jay”ok look I feel like a house husband” Erin “awe cute” Jay “wipe that smile off your face before I do”

[@EmCae]

"Or is it that desk sergeant from downstairs" "Yes thats the one we are on the back burner right now"😂😂😂😂

[@pottytheparrot310]

Now I ship Plastead

[@caffeinatednation8885]

I knew Jay had some zingers but I didn't realize he had this many! Wish you included his reaction to Burgess' sister telling Ruzek she remembered him because she had his and Burgess' engagement photo on her fridge. His face was priceless 😂😂

[@moose6204]

what ep is that lol. cause im about to get up, sneek downstairs and watch every single episode rn and its 2:19am

[@caffeinatednation8885]

@@moose6204 I just looked trying to find the episode number but came up empty. It was around two season ago. Here is a link to a screenshot of Halstead's face when that scene went down: www.reddit.com/r/ChicagoPD/comments/62ep4m/marina_posted_this_on_instagram_halsteads/

[@monaissa7433]

@@caffeinatednation8885 I litteraly took a screenshot of tgat eye I was watching the episode. Amazing

[@feeahkra]

@@moose6204 season 4 episode 19

[@hollysepton3898]

Fluffypigs. I don’t mean to intrude but if you still need it the episode it is season 4 episode 18 at around 9:27ish (I think a couple seconds after but idk)

[@thekuriboh275]

Erin: "What does your suit look like?" Jay: "Like a suit." Erin: "It has to look high-end." Jay: "....... I have nice suits." that was such a funny scene LMAO I miss how well they were together

[@gracieadamson2976]

Just Some Random Pharaoh what season and ep was that?

[@Zhanya_Hotd]

Do you know what episode it is

[@yeahshippers5463]

@@gracieadamson2976 ​ @Zhanya Carpenter season 1, episode 6

[@natkam451]

I freakin love him, so talented and hot, he needs his own show !

[@flooo8382]

-You don't call 911 you call you daughter? -She is the police! -She is not an ambulance! I die 😂😂😂😂

[@sarahffff]

Jay and Erin were perfect for each other bc of how funny they were

[@jordanmonroe1204]

The title should be called jay roasting people 4 minutes

[@ellie863]

"I'll tackle her......gently," that's funny

[@bryleeharslett5014]

“Well how has he been doing” Jay “ he has been shot in the chest” I am in tears

[@NatDelfin]

Jay is hilarious, and Jesse is insanely talented, but the writing of the show was so much better back then!! wow!

[@colinhetterscheidt4111]

"i thought you were the delivery guy" "I wish i was *looks at dog*... nice cat"

[@nikw94]

Crack up lol

[@nyranon]

Halstead is an absolute doll baby. And a sassy one at that.

[@serafinadesiree6049]

"CPD, asshole!" That one really got me for some reason 😂😂😂

[@avacherubin4749]

No nobody could drop that “CPD, asshole.” line way harder than Jay did. One of the most badass lines in the show. Also, the way the guy flew when he kicked the door open still kills me. 😂

[@reindeerxtrash68]

Me: *has a first draft of a 1000 word essay due tomorrow* Also me: *watches this*

[@SilverStormzAndGoldenRain]

"What does your suit look like?" "Like a suit!" 😂 I love Jay 😭

[@ge3kg1rl86]

"i already told you" *door shuts* "SON OF A *KICK*"

[@sydcash1626]

One of my fav Jay scenes ever when that cop is like “I should lay you out.” and he’s like “I’d advise against trying that” the shade.

[@brownsuga298]

Yeah I like that one as well 😂

[@lukethorogood6848]

What episode is that quote from?

[@user-wu7xc6ts8i]

“Wipe that stupid smile off ur face” we ❤ jay

[@isabellafarina5134]

Jay: “There’s a dry cleaner in the building” Erin: “ you don’t know what dry cleaning is” 😂😂😂😂 gets me every time

[@mmelomaniacc]

*Am I banging on your door? No? Then go back inside.* mood.

[@beckaronibean]

I feel like when he's undercover, he just plays himself with no filter 😂

[@alec5103]

"Well..how's he doing?" *angry noises* *"He's been shot in the chest-"*

[@teresakaminska5716]

'le snob' 'If you're pressing alarm, I'll break your hand' 'We played Scrabble, like once, in her apartment', 'ok hooked on phonics you want to step outside?' LMAO 🤣🤣 Jay was so hilarious and great !! Man, the new showrunner and the new writers ruined this show and most of the characters, so bad! This was a real Chicago PD, these old clips and seasons! this is the show I will always love, not the current cr*p!

[@tysontntjones3769]

His bluntness is to be admired.

[@horserider101ful]

I never realized how blunt he was until now

[@ellenodonoghue7806]

1:34 Jay just full on breaks that guys spine kicking in the door. Also at 1:38 “She’s the police.She’s not an ambulance “🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuagiron7600]

What episode is 1:34

[@nessydelight470]

@@joshuagiron7600 Season 4 Episode 20 Grasping for Salvation

[@jesselee9036]

Hy thanks for your support towards my movie career

[@simplyylili4289]

​@nessydelight470 sorry to ask but do you know what episode 1:52 is on?

[@gabrielleolszewski4635]

3:02 “I hope we’re talking about the same thing”

[@allietaylor822]

Got to love when Will is teasing his younger brother jay. Family feels ❤

[@RachelleJayne1993]

Jays older than Will... 🤔 I think lol

[@ajunicee]

RachelleJayne1993 I don’t think anyone knows lol, I’ve seen it being both ways and idk either lol

[@RachelleJayne1993]

@@ajunicee I'm sure Jay tells whats her name?? From SVU that Will's his younger brother... 🤔 not 100% but fairly certain lol

[@myhighladyofthenightcourt]

Jay is older

[@masteroforeos1208]

Jay is the older brother :)

[@m3talh3advib3s]

“Come on Jay let’s go into Voight’s office” “First of all it’s detective and second let’s not get in the wrong foot” Poor Sean 😂

[@alexa3634]

“ he’s been shot in the chest” 😂

[@hilairejoseph3345]

Jay was and will always be the best.. the show has gone down the toilet since his departure.. I basically only watch the old episodes with him..

[@brandiashley7487]

I miss his and Erin’s sassy conversations together 😪😪

[@Jicexzei]

Jay is such a underrated actor . He is funny and so nice in real life .. I love him so much ! Everytime I just want to go in the screen and act with him

[@beckyc.4945]

"Thought you were the delivery guy..." "Wish I was.... nice cat." XD

[@heathy4671]

“ I feel like a house husband” “Arrr”

[@nicholasrolo886]

"Paraphernalia, there's an R in there" "Ok hooked on phonics you want to step outside?"

[@katieair2350]

man : it was dark jay : it was 10am

[@chimestonks]

erin is JUST as sassy... maybe thats why they were perfect

[@olivia-iq2lg]

lady: “ I thought you were the delivery guy” jay: “ wish I was” lady: *shocked* jay: “nice cat” 😂😂😂

[@cassy-9220]

Jay: Chicago PD!! Man: *opens door a little* “who are you?” Jay: I already told y- *door slams* Jay: Son of a- *kicks door in sending man flying* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@cassy-9220]

Why Don’t We Limelight I don’t honestly remember

[@nessydelight470]

@Tyler Behm Season 4 Episode 20 Grasping for Salvation

[@salmar7733]

"I hope we are talking about the same thing" 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@datta4062]

No one: Absolutely Not A single Soul: Jay Halstead: NiCe cAT

[@sarnnadin]

“It’s intimate” “Yeah so is prison” Had me rollingggg 😭

[@brookeyoung855]

NICE CAT BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@crystal7965]

literally a mood

[@heathy4671]

“What’s the reward” “A firm handshake and a sincere thank you”

[@Dontdateurdad]

you should've added the convo between his brother and him -mom says u haven't been home since months -yeah? well dad says u haven't talked to him in a year -make it 2

[@alexa3634]

“ I’ll tackle her.... gently” 😂😂

[@celine9692]

Jay - how many people? Man- 2 Jay- can you describe Them to me ? Man- no it was dark .... Jay- *it was 10 am.*

[@ryrolove1829]

1:56 Both brothers are sassy lol, it just runs in the family

[@arndissara8069]

What ep is that ?

[@amandizzzmandizzz]

“-Thought you were the delivery guy -Wish I was.... Nice cat” Omg I can’t😂😂😂😂

[@cfolk287]

“detective chuckles... if you don’t mind” lmao I absolutely love jay🤣🤣 he has the funniest quotes/lines

[@Xxtentanticion_Editzz]

1:32 Bad guy: who are you Jay: I already told you *Slams door Jay: SON OF A! BAD GUY: *I CAN BELIEVE I CAN FLY 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pumpergirl]

OH MY GOD I NEED SOMEBODY TO MAKE AN EDIT OF THAT😭😭

[@bethdocherty920]

"No you told me it was done, the girls gotta eat" Jay: "so now your hungry" I'm dead-

[@corybernstein3872]

Erin always had Jay's back

[@christiangarduno8046]

Cory Bernstein and now its upton's turn

[@laurenw.8178]

*the Chicago P.D “Prince of Sass”* 😂👏🏽

[@russelconor8704]

love Jay, he is so good and in s7 his storyline is getting more and more complex

[@brookewilliams7143]

“Can you describe them to me?” “No it was dark” “It was 10 am “

[@carbonwolf1087]

2:42 "Ok hooked on phonics, wanna step outside?" Wonderful line

[@il_Padrino83]

-Chicago PD -Who are you -I already tell you. -*boom* -ugh.. Sonofabitch... BANG. Αfter Voight... Jay is the guy. Favorite by far character.... After Voight of course...ooohhh... I already said that. 😏 P. S: nice cat??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tigreblanc7732]

His voice 💕💕💕

[@anissa4176]

"What kind of dog do you think I am?" "And you're hungry now"

[@dhinton1]

I swear that first question had to be rhetorical. LOL

[@alllionssportsclub340]

Lady- thought u were the delivery guy Jay- no I wish I was. Nice cat Me: but she’s holding a dog

[@omalor]

2:58 God I love that little smirk on her face!!!

[@moremakaela5295]

“If you’re gonna lie out some effort in it for me” lmao 😂

[@nessydelight470]

😂😂

[@salmar7733]

I can look at this a million times. Jay and Jesse's deliverance of Jay quibs are precious.

[@charlottebovenkamp9853]

Jay: "you find a dead body, you don't call 911, you call your daughter?" Bonnie: "She's the police!" Jay: "She's not an ambulance!" LMAO!!!

[@mbekasampa6951]

🤣🤣

[@meganpowell4631]

The suit part just gets me everytime,, “what’s your suit look like” “like a suit” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@theomgsee8217]

”Ok hooked on phonics, you wanna step outside?”

[@mariehughes752]

“Nadia” “what kind of dog do you think I am” 😂😂

[@unpoulpesauvage7402]

Gosh I love this guy soooo much ♡

[@arsenalfan2497]

“If advise against trying that” I died 🤣🤣

[@crystal7965]

*Was anyone here with mAn sLuT??*

[@neceyluv8743]

that's my favorite!!

[@dizzybatz]

Jay halstead has some real great lines

[@briannaberger2119]

idk why he gives me dean winchester and mickey (shameless) vibes lmaoo

[@TaySelDemMil]

This is amazing! xD I didn't know I needed that video... but I do now. I love it.

[@rafabz]

"What does your suit look like" "Like a suit" "It has to look high-end" "I have nice suits"

[@parkymeg2353]

Lindsay: no you told me we were done but a girls gotta eat. Jay: now your hungry. 😂😂💕💕

[@cheyennebaker4445]

He is probably one of my favorites 🤣 I lost it when he told the lady “Nice cat..”

[@pjoxeditss]

3:50 THE SIDE EYE- I CANTTTT🤣

[@rebeccawolf8317]

Jay being sassy... more like Jay being ICONIC!🤣🤣🤣 he is EVERYTHING!🤣🤣😍😍😍

[@leoniegraf3126]

Sentences I quote daily: “A firm handshake and a sincere thank you. That’s what you get”

[@GK-ym1nq]

"If you press an alarm, I will break your hand :)"

[@amberhirsch9924]

I could watch this all day long. Thanks for making this!!