Jay Leno 2007 05 16 Jaywalk Allstars

[@A-1BurmaShave]

Thank goodness for Robert. He's restored hope in the future of mankind.

[@burtburt2263]

"Womankind", not so much...

[@avetsuper6272]

hahaha man above

[@jasonpatterson8091]

Helps when you're not smashed.

[@avetsuper6272]

@@jasonpatterson8091 yea shabane not smashed ..right

[@Bruce-1956]

America. The rest of the world is not so stupid.

[@miltonsmith974]

Robert made this whole segment come alive with his personality. Dude should be in show business. 😊

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

I'd like to be his straight-man and ask him weird questions. It'll be a hit!

[@johnniles2715]

The 2 college women are the "future of America". Heaven help us

[@randolphpinkle4482]

Think how low we've come. Back then, you didn't need to be a genius or highly educated to enjoy being part of the American experiment. Everyone was welcome. Today, that fabric has been torn apart by politics, pseudoscience, denialists, conspiracy theories, tribalism. Damn America has become ugly.

[@Sh9168]

Leno should take over Jeopardy and have these types of people play. What a riot.

[@alwaysthelight]

Robert is the biggest, muscled computer tech I've ever seen. He is very humorous and everyone had fun on the show.

[@lukeskywalker2116]

I’m guessing he gets a lot of attention from women.

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

@@lukeskywalker2116 he's a very married man

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

@@Alucard-gt1zf Yes he is. And I just now focused on the fear in his eyes when said it. Perfect.

[@stressbelden5869]

Robert was great. Just a natural.

[@stevek8829]

Robert is a comedian who was a paid performer and given the answers. This isn't a real quiz show, It's entertainment.

[@Primarycore]

@@stevek8829 Why would he need to be given the answers, they weren't exactly tough questions... Who was Charles Darwin? Who were running for president in 2007? Even if he was paid, it's hard to imagine he needed a cheatsheet for that...

[@donmartel5049]

Stress Belden

[@richard6440]

@@stevek8829 and given the answers..........i asked my grandkids , apart from the john edwards one, they knew the answers.........

[@randolphpinkle4482]

The girls were so cute and innocent that I can only wish them the best. Awesome clip.

[@vja1970]

They were dumb as a post. But its alright because they are "cute"

[@2wheelz3504]

Robert is a star. A technician who may not have gone to college. These ladies are university students where they should remain for the rest of their lives.

[@AlmostReady504]

Hahaha

[@WhatsCookingTime]

Sadly oftentimes intelligence is confused with education.

[@neilgriffiths6427]

Robert needs at least 90 bonus points - funny, educated, and smart - he's the sort of American we all hope to meet... ;)

[@brentrust2568]

Robert is cool man!

[@danmaynard5631]

And it's easy to see that he's just a plain good dude!

[@ChaosKingable]

Don’t forget fit.

[@joezullo7792]

And he loves to laugh, to have a good time.

[@christopherg9806]

Robert's laugh is contagious. He was almost crying! :-)

[@thesandman6831]

Kelsey was laughing at herself, you don't have to be smart if you're adorable, i love Kelsey

[@jaylynn444]

I like Robert - he was having a great time w/these ladies - as he laughed “with” them, not “at” them 👍 Cute laugh & sense of humor ❤️

[@paullong9512]

👍

[@chxwv]

If you think he was not laughing at them then I feel like laughing at you but I won’t as that is worse than not knowing answer to a useless question

[@lindawitherspoon446]

Neal Head they deserve to be laughed at.

[@videogra5645]

He was laughing "at" them so they would think he's laughing "with" them. But we know the truth!

[@henningandersen9027]

He was chosen so we can all learn how smart the blacks are!

[@mac_tire_aonair]

Robert's laugh is so infectious!!! Great guy (he should have his own TV show!)

[@Shorty_Lickens]

Roberts pretty fuckin good when he's sober.

[@Shorty_Lickens]

@Peder Hansen OK so its been 3 years and I literally have no idea what this be about.

[@Shorty_Lickens]

@Peder Hansen Wisdom does not come with age. Wisdom comes with experience. Too many people assume you have a given amount of experience when you reach a given age. I've known tons of housewives who lived in one town all their lives and never did much of anything. By the time I was 20 I had sailed all the way around earth and joined in two small wars.

[@kevbe144]

@Johnathan Braylon holy no way! totally works. you gotta try this. JK

[@hanks2567000]

@@Shorty_Lickens what are you saying about tons of housewives? while you were sailing around the world spreading you silly ass BS I was in lockup for 15 years missing my housewife

[@absoluteloyalty9033]

@@Shorty_Lickens I agree with you. It's not a knock on them but housewives stay at home so they have no incentive to read the news. Men would be the same way if they stayed at home and focused on just childrearing.

[@adrianojames5828]

Robert was well worth the price of admission!!

[@HOTD108_]

You paid to watch this?

[@adrianojames5828]

He was genuily fun to watch moron ...

[@Leniwalk]

I absolutely love how much fun Robert is having

[@amazingafrica6965]

Yep he's a time of his life

[@acgsmith5937]

For me, the stuff Leno did like this was way funnier than the late night stuff that's on these days. I want Leno!

[@bipple4588]

it's just politicized bs now

[@phoghat]

That's because all the other guys did it first

[@paullong9512]

These girls are such good sports, hard to find anymore.

[@santini4754]

BS! They are everywhere.

[@WaaDoku]

Robert's having a blast. Love it!

[@crankybuzzard6867]

we miss that kind of comedy..... Where are ya JAY!!!

[@discernthebible]

I haven't laughed that hard in years! Tears were streaming down my face, my tummy was hurting, & I almost lost my breath because I could not stop laughing. Great video!

[@ardie554]

Thank you Robbert, for your laughs. Brought tears to my eyes.

[@JayH7745]

I never get tired of watching this clip. Seeing Robert laughing at the two geniuses is priceless. My eyes are watering from laughing so hard. Wow! 🤪🤪😎

[@briseboy]

You watch horror shows more than once?

[@gnarlymike1950]

Me too. Every time I watch this clip it totally cracks me up.

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

Angela is a beautiful smart-ass. She knew exactly what she didn't know.

[@mikearakelian6368]

This wat happens when u go to college; and pay to be more stupid

[@syciuplyte8494]

same here

[@Realist968]

Where is Robert now!? lets hire this guy. Give him a show.

[@cristic767]

He also is photogenic. Perfect for TV. :)

[@cheryldodd-marko9787]

He was great laughed so much inthe last few minutes....haven't laughed that had in almost a year.12 24 20

[@nannz.7266]

He must be 70 something today .😂😂

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

​@@nannz.7266 Ok, let's work it out like the geniuses we are. Assume the show was taped late 2007/early 2008 (Obama was elected in 2008). Assume Robert was 30 years old at the time. Assume 13-15 years have passed. By now (2021) our TV talk show host is mid-40's. Perfect! I suggest the show consist of honest yet uninformed citizens who answer questions while Robert laughs. Pure gold!

[@lovellrodriguez8567]

@@boblozaintherealworld3577 robert was.giving a voice n LAUGH test at the request of jay leno .he does voice overs .

[@Orangejuice9000]

I've watched several of these videos now, and "France" seems to be a common reply... to everything.

[@arad4912]

Orangejuice9000 France is a fancy thing, makes them feel smart saying it

[@TheGuardianDevil4]

it's like one of the 3-4 countries they know

[@briankelly8697]

they have a lot of gaul

[@HereIsWisdom1318]

zondaintheair touche’

[@dalekelly7639]

Home of the Coneheads.

[@MeBituman]

It was the perfect combination. I think Robert almost pissed himself laughing.

[@lancebaker1374]

Pissed ON himself. You cannot "piss yourself" ( pass yourself through your urethra). You can only piss urine.

[@pforson]

@@lancebaker1374 Piss yourself laughing is perfectly correct british english, it is even in the dictionary. dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/piss-yourself-laughing

[@Restorationshopyt]

@lancebaker1374 I only wish I could go to the parties you go to. I can only imagine how entertaining they are.

[@epicfortnitegamer1211]

Props to these guys, they knew they were going to be made fun of but they had fun

[@kuchitsu4]

Exactly my thoughts. They're all awesome for coming and having a great time!

[@roxydzey]

well low iq people are tend to be more happy and doesnt get insulted by much. but all that aside yes they are nice that they agreed to come to the show to look like idiots, i hope the show at least paid the good money to them for that...

[@criztu]

@@roxydzey knowing who Darwin was is irrelevant to intelligence

[@nightstarmusic7]

Angela & Kelsey are absolute treasures. Who would you rather go out with. ? Someone you can laugh with, or someone who scutinizes you.

[@jenkinsljenkinssquire9137]

Fucking idiots more like it

[@Strimbles]

Treasures? They are pathetic

[@boataxe4605]

I’ll pass, I like beautiful and smart woman.

[@junkiexl86]

And this here lies the single biggest issue. Putting women on pedestals purely over outward appaearances, even when theres nothing going on in thier heads.

[@mattslupek7988]

@@junkiexl86 I think he was talking about personality and attitude, not looks.

[@flamingpieherman9822]

Watching Robert fall over laughing made me laugh til I cried!

[@johnhurley7205]

flamingpie herman can my man get a fucking time out?

[@a1orski]

Leno: In what U.S. state are we in right now? Kelsey: State of confusion?

[@EJ_173]

Just watching Robert laugh made me laugh super cool dude

[@amandabird2866]

Best of battle of the jaywalk all stars ever Saw this back in 2007 forgot all about it. Most hilarious jay walk I've ever seen. Best of the best

[@darinwynder7207]

Robert is absolutely killing me, what a classic

[@mightisright]

So funny. Robert's the man.

[@Hampton-nv8mw]

mightisright Robert was great! I was cracking up watching him laugh so much! 😂

[@slaughterhouse5309]

Yes, he was "the man". Your power of observation is astounding.

[@ricardomontalban6004]

Slaughter House 5 lol

[@yoopercouple3971]

@BuckGreywolfe, No, Robert is definitely a *man* (regardless of the liberal belief that there are "dozens" of genders). And if you were to ask *him* what *he* "identifies as," he would absolutely tell you that *he* is a *man* (that's not up for debate).

[@davidbreen3096]

I've watched this so many times...!!! The 3 contestants are hilarious! And Jay does a great job of mc'ing this contest.

[@12leverkusen]

Hilarious? They are stupid, how can you go to a show to have people laugh at you? It's one thing to be funny and hilarious and laugh with you and another to laugh at you and your stupidity. What a lack of basic knowledge. God, is this teaching in American schools?

[@jimsmith9912]

That is classic!! I cannot believe that. I'm Australian and I answered nearly all of them!! Crikey mate.

[@gotcha671]

Kelsey deserve an Oscar for best actress ! And if you tell me she's not acting , you got one too ;) !

[@augustreil]

Robert's laugh was awesome. What a great show.

[@ZigZagHockey]

No one need invade this country it is falling apart from within.

[@fordsrule35]

It has been for decades now.

[@darthvader5300]

If we Russians invaded your American country and realize what it has become, no need for shooting, you can have your shithole back and we are going home back to Russia where sanity still reign supreme!

[@sideboob4276]

An ignorant, unhealthy population but hey, at least we have the biggest military in the world.

[@lisapet160]

@Lewis 970 The stupid idiot is you. Russia is on the second place in the World in immigration. www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/03/which-countries-have-the-most-immigrants-51048ff1f9/

[@kamma44]

@@sideboob4276 In the 2020 census the United States has, by far, the most number of Nobel Prize winners in the sciences. The US has the highest number, also by far, of scientists. Highest number of engineers. The largest contributor in the world to science and technology. And largest contributor to research and development in the technological and medical fields. A country that has literally changed the world with the internet. The very same internet that you are using. But you want to judge its population from a few people who appeared on a comedy late night talk show?! Absolutely true that there are ignorant people out there. However, maybe take a look at yourself first before generalizing an entire country?!

[@lindawitherspoon446]

I absolutely loved Robert. He made that segment hilarious!!!

[@cheryldodd-marko9787]

That was too funny....laughed the whole time.....thank you 🕊🇺🇲💕

[@stogieguy7201]

This was a great one, way to go Robert

[@kennethpaquin8574]

The girl that answered the first question is actually correct. There is a space launch facility in Virginia that regularly launches rockets into space. As Jay wanted more specific information than the state, I would have bet all my financial resources that she was not going to come up with Wallops Island.

[@circuitdesign]

>>I would have bet all my financial resources All $1500 dollars?

[@Luvyourfam4ever]

This video always cracks me up. Robert’s reactions are hilarious.

[@robadams5799]

I guess I'm not the only one who likes to watch this over and over.

[@theone2be33]

Robert cracking up is HILARIOUS!

[@cherylb5680]

Robert's reaction to these 2 women is hysterical!

[@Hammarlux]

"I Don't know... Jackie Chan".... That One absolutly killed me😂

[@Hammern28]

Man, I enjoyed watching Robert on the show. He the man!

[@Gorgoil313]

Robert is having a time of his life - thanks to these "Amazonians" ... LOL ... xD

[@AP-eh6gr]

robert was a fuckin genius!! despite having spent countless hours into gaining muscle

[@Exevium]

Maybe he was reading Copernicus with one hand while doing push-ups with the other?

[@waremblem3405]

Both women in 2008 voted for the Democrat, thinking that the candidate was John Roberts. Which is how pretty much Obama got elected.

[@donwayne1357]

I have a master's degree and I'm in terrific shape, you can be both smart and fit.

[@lancebaker3132]

"The", not "a".

[@CharlesLumia]

Jay Leno on the Tonight Show was awesome. This was absolutely hilarious. Robert killed it with both his answers and being funny lol

[@jennydiazvigneault5548]

Woowooowooowooowoo - glad you said it and not me.

[@CharlesLumia]

I liked Conan too of course. And the little bit of Carson that I may have seen was probably enjoyable. But Leno was great. When I think of The Tonight Show I think of Leno.

[@marty3888]

I'm 64. We were taught these things. I couldn't think of the third ocean either. I loved how Robert helped her on that question.

[@gdholmfirth]

When late night TV was funny, and I used to watch.

[@alianakhamitova3283]

i love angela, shes soo cute

[@rjnagle]

8:16 I love how surprised Kelsey gets when she learns she guessed the correct answer.

[@westrig180]

Ohh man, This one brought me to tears... the best of em all !!!

[@thomasvogel7361]

Robert has a great sense of humor. He is very smart ,and he was laughing so hard , it cracked up too Very funny .

[@V8_screw_electric_cars]

Angela's so cute, shame about radiation from tchernobyl destroying her gray cells.

[@raghumavillapally7952]

it's so weird, sometimes we think with our penis. Years ago when I used to be desperate(:P) and was watching this video, and I felt bad that angela didn't do well in the game. now i think this video is extremely funny.

[@benice2594]

um,I think it was the weed in her case.

[@jpetes9046]

She’s gotten by on her beauty her whole life. Beautiful girls don’t need to be smart only cunning.

[@V8_screw_electric_cars]

@@jpetes9046 I don't think she's got any cunning in her, although she did manage to dress herself up apparently although we can't be really sure lol

[@newYorkStories]

@@jpetes9046 Reading this in 2023 makes me think "hhhm..." - her beauty will fade in 15 years - Let's ask her about Chernobyl again then ;)

[@321abcable]

Jay's shows were a lot more fun than the three late night hosts can produce these days!

[@HOTD108_]

Conan's was and is better.

[@mitchlancaster566]

Love seeing Robert laugh, the girls are beautiful and funny, great show Jay

[@frankzappa2451]

Miss ya Jay. ✌️

[@warrenpuckett4203]

You do realize these people vote?

[@frzstat]

and they reproduce!

[@lindawitherspoon446]

Warren Puckett that’s why we are circling the drain.

[@johnmcquiggan9509]

doubt it

[@RyanInLA]

like most things on TV, these segments are mostly staged. I know 2 people who got on Jaywalking and both of them are smart people who are also into acting/improv. the joke is on the audience.

[@PurpleHaze4me]

for democrats yes.

[@candaceroberts3238]

I love Robert, he was having lots of fun. He must have been stunned by the answers.

[@Pablo-cp9nc]

The girls are cute but Robert, as stoned as he was, killed it! way to go Bro!

[@anthonysarno5503]

We need more of this, it's hilarious!

[@fotorolo]

Lights are on, but no one is home! In our culture, if you are pretty, you need not be smart.

[@d.e.b.b5788]

And it's not completely their fault. Girls are brought up learning that being pretty is more important than anything else, so we shouldn't be surprised that they don't know much else.

[@mrbigg151]

Sooo sad...but sooo true

[@tim5158]

These girls sound just like Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters.

[@donwayne1357]

LOL!!! They probably voted for them!

[@chupamelamingadominga]

And Angela is soooooo pretty

[@gunkshunter2519]

Robert had me literally crying

[@nicolasb5613]

I miss jay leno

[@simplyskrypt3914]

I like how robert is basically very normal, and hes probably on this show because the 1 time jay leno caught him on the streets he randomly talked about the one topic robert knew nothing about and thats the only reason he ever looked dumb

[@JayH7745]

And those two girls are "college" students! Wow! That says a lot. Robert couldn't stop laughing because those two girls are such geniuses. He was even trying to help them with the answers too. What a great guy. I watched this 4 times in a row! LOL Funny stuff!

[@boataxe4605]

Yeah, they somehow graduated high school and passed a college entrance exam? The dumbing down continues.

[@davidos3825]

Only takes money to go to collage in America

[@denislaferriere2693]

After watching this 4 times did u finally get the answers right.....some people's need a lot of explanations..... Hahaha.....

[@JayH7745]

Guess we have a wannabe comedian commenting now. I watched 4 times and even more now, to enjoy the clip. I didn't have any problems answering the questions the first time viewing it Einstein. Thank you very much. Maybe you aren't too swift and that's why you're trying to get a response outta people. Sad.

[@Toolmamon]

I love Robert!! He had me rolling!!😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@ryanhutchins2634]

Robert laughed so hard he cried. He must have had so much fun.

[@marcwampach4097]

Still says a lot about our country. August 2020.

[@llshamelessll]

I missed this episode. I was in Guam keeping the island from capsizing for Congressman Hank Johnson.

[@waltergrimminger6191]

IIshamelessII - Thank you for your service.

[@ZomBMarketing]

Whatever happened with that? Did the pentagon take my suggestion and place 4,000 marines on one side of the island and 4,000 on the other? Seems like a simple fix...

[@topturn9653]

@@waltergrimminger6191 sounds like a good pen-pal thank you Thank You

[@Sh9168]

Hank Johnson make these two girls look like Geniuses.

[@kfoster3616]

Glad you kept Guam afloat! I missed this episode because I was mesmerized by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas stating that The US Constitution was 400 years old while I was simultaneously trying to see through my telescope the flag that Neil Armstrong planted on Mars. Maybe Jay should have had...The Battle of The House of Representative "Stars" up against Robert. Now that would have been another good one.

[@UberDurable]

"Terrible disaster besides your birth" OUCH!

[@superchapin2g]

Of course being Chernobyl the second worst disaster!

[@NoCreativeNameGirl]

I laughed so hard, tears came out XD

[@amonraii7273]

And the Columbia space shuttle disaster being the third

[@briankelly8697]

UberDurable Oh, man, Jay cracked me up with that... I laughed as hard as Robert.

[@acuison1]

It's always a terrible disaster when another deplorable couple breeds.

[@justifiedlife1595]

Loved when Robert couln't stop laughing! He gave me hope for American education.

[@Gusdanilo]

I miss Jay Leno

[@Jgeneraledger23]

I feel so intelligent now. Thanks Jay!

[@andrewszumowski3254]

Butch Jones n

[@williamanthony9090]

OMG, Robert was HILARIOUS, AND Hilarious to watch. As others have said, not only was he having fun, but he was, indeed, the absolute genius of that group!

[@darylking838]

helping out with the Indian Ocean question, that was a Grand Slam home run of humor.

[@paulmcginn5146]

this show is seriously fantastic, theory of evolution

[@donoberloh]

Except the answer is not evolution. Evolution was ltradyvbut Darwin’s explanation

[@donoberloh]

The problem was that evolution was already accepted in most scientific circles. The answer should be.. Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution or how he explains evolution is through natural selection.

[@papawjohn9588]

I really miss the Jay Walkers.

[@dsauce223]

Call me crazy, I thought this was hysterical.

[@cliffdivingmonkeys8430]

dsauce223 crazy :-)

[@lancebaker3132]

I call you crazy.

[@lancebaker1374]

OK, you are crazy.

[@briankelly8697]

@@TheBenjammin5150 2 out of 3 people misrepresents the country. In reality, it's two - thirds of four people, so not enough people to be a random sample size

[@edybee2030]

Air headed beauty's their cluelessness is adorable both of them would be great company and for my edgemucated bro well done my friend 👌👍

[@mlrainesjr]

Kelsey is adorable. She looks to have a fun personality

[@anthonycantu8879]

Jay can still do this!

[@brucedowns3397]

“Cane aduh”!! This is gold.

[@jerrykr7kz]

I wish the networks would bring this shop back on one hour weekly shows. It would get high ratings.

[@dollabillz8831]

I can't even believe it this is bananas

[@pt3391]

god bless Robert, give him a car or a large cash prize. he more than deserves it.

[@auspicious93]

"a terrible disaster besides your birth." ouch!

[@nevanderson1164]

That Robert, he is one cool, funny dude. Definitely best buddy material, impossible not to have a good time with him in your group.

[@lennartoberg292]

I really enjoy Jay Leno !! Greetings from Sweden.

[@notconsenting6633]

i miss this show sooo much!

[@leohiggins7737]

Robert keeps up on things and seems very smart. It was great when he gave yeh clue to Kelsey.they all seemed to have a good time

[@jan_Masewin]

“Sounds like it should be on LotR or smth” C’mon, that’s not bad

[@kaylamccall1051]

This is the funniest video I've seen on youtube in like the 10 years I've been on here LOLOL

[@JayJay-iq3fj]

I thought Robert was going to fall on the floor because he was laughing so hard. Wow … how can we sustain existence in this country? We need more Roberts. We need better education.

[@norbertop.niebres6320]

This never happens on the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.

[@HangTimeDeluxe]

I'll have to take your word for it, I left when Jay did.

[@jamescollinson2179]

Kelsey's very attractive. Who needs brains when you've got looks.

[@markme4]

@Brett Kavanaugh Because she doesn't look like Kim Kardashian ?

[@countryroadstakemehome]

@Elcentry Someone's jealous they aren't dating that babe.

[@steveneumeyer681]

@Elcentry dude she's way above a 2, time to re-calibrate

[@yankee2666]

@@countryroadstakemehome Yeah - you!

[@TheTriplelman]

thanks for the laugh, Jays a very nice guy knew him for years.

[@timc.4363]

I haven't laughed out loud that hard watching you tube, ever!