Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 14

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[@billbergendahl2911]

I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.

[@alwignot3584]

I watched for a while till they got obnoxiously political 🤮

[@EagleFang86]

Same

[@doug3819]

Leno and Carson was the best !

[@siggylloyd3566]

@@alwignot3584 ahahaa yeah I remember when you lost your sense of humor because you decided to take it personally

[@logantrimble006]

Jay still has it even after he left the show.

[@aronkelley8634]

Headlines and Jaywalking were always my favorite 😂😂😂

[@ArthurMiller-nx3px]

I haven't watched the tonight show since Jay Leno quit, love the headlines section

[@monicacoyle3760]

Really miss his show, him and Carson were the best. Tried watching others ,they stunk.

[@sherriianiro747]

He didn't quit - they fired him even though he was #1 in ratings.

[@lindamills6192]

I watched Johnie Carson, then Jay Leno, none since.

[@Randy58-zn4ez]

Your mommy must be proud.

[@craffte]

These never, ever will get old. Ever.

[@dbsti3006]

"Marty Graw....hey, isn't that the country singer?" LOL

[@alwignot3584]

Yeah..I think he’s from Nawlins

[@dbsti3006]

@@alwignot3584 Thats where Im from, which makes this all the more hilarious. All my family listened to was Tim McGraw and Marty Stuart. Leno sometimes is just quick with jokes like that. Made total sense. Lol.

[@robindew9072]

Loved Jay Leno. He was so hilarious

[@ala8798]

The accordion convention was awesome! 😂

[@jeffreysommer3292]

Ah, the good old days when The Tonight Show was actually funny and enjoyable...

[@papagen00]

And nonpolitical

[@erepsekahs]

when Carson was there.....thank God.

[@ginaross5060]

I miss Jay so much when he laughed he made me laugh 😅

[@craigshaw5730]

I used to live in Lander Wyoming where the local paper posted do many humerous grammatical errors and goofy syntax I wish I'd compiled them for just this dort of humor.

[@ryan422423]

I miss these days when late night was the best thing on tv :/

[@francescalegrand4520]

Me too. Headlines was fantastic !

[@im1who84u]

It's NOT entertainment anymore. It's all political.

[@criticaltheories5222]

Funny and with guess what? with no politics.....................

[@boataxe4605]

He had many headlines that busted on Clinton.

[@gilwood7530]

God, I love these clips...tv was fun

[@AccountInactive]

Jay and Kevin, best duo on late night. Staple of my childhood. Wagners barber shop and guns is still open btw!

[@robindew9072]

Headlines were so funny when Jay did them

[@robindew9072]

I always loved Jay Leno

[@abdulazizsaleh9567]

If jay just laugh.....definitely its a show itself 😂 We missed him.....

[@LuAnnHeston]

I love Kevin's laugh

[@terrence2309]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@robindew9072]

Late night TV was great when we had Johnny Carson then Jay took over. They were both amazing

[@papagen00]

And Ted Koppel

[@jonelfilipek7848]

These still make me laugh uproariously. Funny stuff.

[@elsamarie4963]

Thank you I really needed some good laughs! Loved watching Jay back then.

[@thomasreece3903]

This was back when we had comedians on late night. Not this mess they show now. I miss Jay.

[@watersipper1116]

Re-watching these old Jay Leno Headlines, etc., is so much more fun than watching the news. Sometimes I have to pause the video while I recover from laughing too hard.

[@tryingbutfailing]

Man, I wish Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien we're still on Late Night.

[@fotogme11]

Absolutely hilarious! The neighbors probably wondered why I was laughing so hard.

[@easyontheeyes78]

His headlines in the news was the best part of the show

[@CheckThisOut77]

Jay was the best Night Light.

[@jaysasso4392]

Must have backed into the sun 😂😅😊😅😂 that one got me!

[@omega454545]

I didn’t see these till my teen/college years, but I stayed up for it every time. Wasn’t the same after he stepped down.

[@jamesrobiscoe1174]

We need more of this.

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

and Props to the camera-man. he was working hard.

[@CheckThisOut77]

NO Late Night for me after Jay left.

[@damnitDavid58]

I had to pause this video to catch my breath from laughing

[@henryrodgers1752]

At 17:52 time stamp, we meet Tom Benevides, candidate for state auditor of NM. He keeps a eye out for corruption; just not always the same eye.

[@dandorneman9840]

I haven't watched Jimmy Fallon yet. Iron Jay, the brain, and headlines always made me laugh.

[@gregoryblair9810]

The fireworks on radio thing is actually music played to go with the fireworks you are watching.

[@armus550b]

I was in the editorial side of the newspaper with the cow ads. Both ads came in at different days and were taken by different people. Both ads were free by the way. Each was entered into a computer and when the page is being constructed the computer flows all of the ads. So no one ever really read the page. It's actually pure luck that they wound up next to each other. The only thing people did in production was to fill in empty spaces with house ads like the one you can see in this clip. Personally I made far worse mistakes in my 10 years in the business.

[@dehydratedwater9806]

There's a suburb near me called Waterproof. Years ago the Courier's headline was "Waterproof man drowns"

[@Azishome]

Jay Leno and Johnny Carson were genuinely funny and likeable. There's not way Colbert, Fallon, or Kimmel meet either criteria.

[@CRuf-qw4yv]

Fallon...maybe....but Colbert and Kimmel?...two butt-wipe political hack morons for the demorats...esp.. Colbert (F'n useless tub of pig chit). Oh..And I ended up liking Leno better. Carson wore his ego on his sleeve and was obnoxious and arrogant at times.

[@PronatorTendon]

@@CRuf-qw4yv Jesus who hurt you? I hope you got over your crisis of hate against Stephen Colbert 😂

[@donbenevento2805]

They all blow

[@billprezioso3677]

Absolutely true

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

Colbert Report on Comedy Central was good, but as soon as he went mainstream late night he turned into the most unlikable of all and Kimmel is mr woke. Very sad

[@sugarpacketchad]

I miss The Tonight Show with Jay Leno!!!

[@bobbylee2853]

Crumpet the cat was the meat inspector. All meat must be sampled for tasties. 10:12

[@mangoman6745]

The “Dollar days special” is the funniest ad there is in this video. It only get funnier when Jay starts to explain more about the ad it self @ 1:38

[@melasvarco4791]

“Where is it!?” 😂

[@kylestubbs8867]

@@melasvarco4791 “What restaurant? How do I get there?”

[@violetdreams1799]

particularly great set of Headlines 😃🤣

[@stargirlzx]

Some of those had me crying

[@Ken15643]

So funny. Love this.

[@Mintman83]

The go fart thing had me laughing hard, wasn’t expecting that.

[@burnzy116]

Bathroom Dancing! lol

[@kevinangus4848]

Good mix, concise clips. 👍👍

[@rinsedpie]

Thank you Ritchie

[@doug3819]

Mexican flavored water, Tequila. YEA !

[@carld3218]

Thanks for uploading this.

[@jamesszalla4274]

In fairness to the “fireworks on radio” headline, the radio may have been broadcasting a music score for the fireworks show. I lived in a city where the fireworks were choreographed to music, with the music being broadcast on the radio.

[@ronartest7748]

best thing was kev's laugh

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

especially when Leno read a weird 'meat' post and says 'here's one for you, Kevin'.

[@Sacred_Fire]

​@Bob Loza In the Real World or when he says "Kev, I can see why you're a vegetarian." 😁

[@andrewpoderis8548]

Kevin : alright

[@justanothertroll9476]

Priceless for everything else is Mastercard, which is good for everywhere except shell some BPS in Kroger

[@20vtechnik]

Leno. Enough said.

[@gdholmfirth]

Years from now, will they be putting any funny clips on KZbin from today's late night shows?

[@09rja]

nope.

[@chrisc6857]

Johnny Carson and Jay Leno were both totally awesome. Arsenio Hall and Conan O Brien fell FAR short of Carson and Leno but could still sometimes be worth watching. Everyone else since has completely sucked.

[@im1who84u]

A bridge collapsed and people died. Rescuers searched through the rubble looking for bodies and survivors. After a week of search and rescue the headline reads: "We don't expect to find anymore survivors alive."

[@Classicrocker6119]

“I don’t know much about fertility but….” Jay is so hilarious! Hey here’s an idea. Why doesn’t some network bring him back!!!

[@monicacoyle3760]

They would probably be reruns but still funnier then what's on now

[@jasepark18]

All you can eat buffet, drive through window available. 😂😂😂

[@heru-deshet359]

1. Male infertility is passed from mother to son. 2. Mexican flavored water is known as "Aguas Frescas; in fruit flavors from Mexico. 3. Pants down on dummy in disaster exercise is to dramatize checking for femoral artery bleeding.

[@peterherman4310]

Hilarious!

[@anneexcell4881]

(At 15:35..) His "best of" compilations of funny headlines are all funny .. I noticed the pair in bed reading catalogue (with them actually ON the catalogue's cover ..AND in exact same bed·photo), are also in a 3rd 'same photo' (on ITS catalogue cover within!) · · - • ·🤯· • - · ·

[@mikegustafson58]

Back when the show was funny.

[@snarecat3441]

This is funny!

[@johnrowley5833]

1:55 “Hey, George! Nice haircut! Where’d Ya go?” “Wagner’s Barber Shop & Gus, Phil! Boy! They sure know how to part your hair!” 10:40 I can only imagine how that conversation went between those two brothers driving those pick-ups.... “Hiya Bob! Where are ya? Wanna meet for lunch somewhere?” “Sounds good, Steve! I’m on Highway 59 at the moment!” “Hey, me too! l’ll see you in a couple of sec- !” CRASH!!!!!!........(silence, and then): BOB: “Hey, Steve! What took you so long?” 😁👍

[@anneexcell4881]

@johnrowley 🚛💥🚚 Haa! Guess it looks like that "lunch" would maybe be ...hospital food.??!! ❓ ❗ 🤕 🤢 🍛 🍛

[@red_409]

I was about 13 around this time, miss those days 😪

[@douglasw9624]

Had one similar to the one with the dog taking a crap...managed a large facility and the company that provided our doggy bags was a family operation...they sent an xmas card one year with the family on the beach and a pile of fake dog doo in front of them...wish I'd hung on to that one...

[@bpivr]

I haven’t laughed this much since I read the Nancy comic strip.

[@earlosandwich7433]

Kevin had no idea.. that's why he stopped at "sh". 😂

[@keithbannister9271]

I'm not sure he knew exactly what Jay meant? I know that I wasn't sure...🤔🤔🤔

[@asteverino8569]

Thanks for your editing. I liked the all.

[@PhilBagels]

I'm pretty sure the "Bowwowtox" was a joke. At least I hope it was!

[@billcary30]

who doesn't love dumb criminals? had a cop who told me if it wasn't for them he wouldn't like being a cop............. and he was in a relatively small city vs say ny or la or chicago

[@thumper6425]

💜

[@KennardWright]

"Suki! Come in here."

[@pnichols6500]

If she's Texan, the one about independence day is correct.

[@markdettra1794]

I would have used the 100%-off sale item , and held them to the promise.

[@largebiff1743]

I have not watched The Tonight Show since Johnny Carson 🤣😂😳 retired 😁😅🙊😸

[@apogena]

*JAY: "How do you spell 'shutters'?"* *KEVIN: "S-H!"*

[@youngstali]

Jay: How do you spell shutters? Kevin: S-H!

[@user-im5fb9ns3g]

"Mexican-flavored water" = at least five days abed.

[@vashon100]

19:34 Nice volume control - not.

[@geoffroi-le-Hook]

they have a field day when Oregon State takes on Southern California

[@gedstrom]

20:06 - Man Reports Wife Missing After a Year - Possible explanation: The man and his wife were separated but not divorced and had lost contact with each other. The man eventually wanted to re-marry but had to file for divorce first from his wife. So, the legal ad in the paper to find her, and if she is not located within a certain amount of time, the marriage is declared dissolved.

[@thetooginator153]

I bet these clips were taken in 1993. I’m basing this on the terms (“yuppies”); the technical problems using computers to print newspapers (probable autocorrect); and the new technology (brothers collide calling each other on cell phones). Any other guestimates?

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

The description says 2004-2007. Autocorrect still exists, and the term Yuppie is still in use, albeit only occasionally. Cell phones were almost non-existent in 1993. So, either you are from a different galaxy, or you meant 2003.

[@keithshaughnessy1645]

I want to buy every item listed in these papers.

[@jeffreyhanna9538]

Mexican flavored water 💧🤔. Maybe if you put a jalapeño in it, on a steek 😄👍.

[@abehambino]

18:15 so THATS how it is in their family

[@09rja]

friendly, hore like atmosphere

[@daisyhagen2]

If you think we should see the wounds, why did you blur them out?

[@wayneyadams]

3:08 Mexican Flavored water gives you Montezuma's Revenge (diarrhea).

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

We know what the revenge is.

[@stevehartman1730]

Same. Here

[@terryenglish7132]

Thanks , but the different ones vary too much in volhme

[@reedr7142]

In the third one, Leno missed the incorrect usage of “its”

[@KaristaSwiss]

10:18 nooo

[@djdon60]

@ 18:43: "I don't get this." For what reason, then, did you use it? Too...how many times did he utter, "I love this"? @ 28:40: "Oh, this is my favourite one." I enjoy being in charge, of my sense of humour.

[@mangoman6745]

I admire your sense of humor Don I really do 😆. But this video only goes to 22:06 not 28:40. I guess you forgot how long the video went.

[@Patricia-pq4jq]

I'm laughing my ass off

[@tomjacques6051]

Hashtags used to be good on tonight show with Fallon

[@oldenweery7510]

Duplication set in several segments ago.

[@mikeorclem]

17:36 the eye patch is killer..//