Jay Leno Headlines Chicken Lips

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[@bluestrife28]

So glad these are still popular. I have fond memories of my Mom and I always tuning in for headlines . ❤️

[@annyeates5344]

I miss Jay Leno. 😢

[@gittyupalice96]

He has his own youtube channel is uploads every week car videos...

[@2-old-Forthischet]

The last of the funny Tonight Show hosts! Every tool has a hammer side.

[@bonnieforman9700]

I miss Jay. No one was as funny a host as him. And he had a big heart.

[@johanbrand8601]

Very true

[@johnjones4825]

You do, of course, realise he is still alive..

[@herculesbrofister265]

I miss him too. RIP

[@bonnieforman9700]

@@herculesbrofister265 He was the best!

[@clairechapin6901]

I watch a lot of comedy videos, but these headlines make me belly laugh. Love it.

[@copyright1982]

Kevin laughing always made me laugh. Especially here where he's like, "Aunt Jemima?" lol

[@goosewhisperer6275]

Yes, I always enjoyed Kevin, whatever he was doing.

[@kimleone5496]

I miss both of them. Kevin was s looker too

[@MegaSunspark]

I miss Jay and his Tonight Show.

[@johnhoma1094]

I Love Mr. Leno he is terrific God Bless him.

[@rumble360]

Who remembers tracking a vhs tape

[@mariemackey6132]

OMG, I even have a hammer, I use it to tenderize my Chicken lips. 🐤

[@goosewhisperer6275]

LOL!

[@janishart5128]

*Marie Mackey:* Excuse my ignorance, but is "chicken lips" really a thing that people eat, or is it a euphemism for something else?

[@mariemackey6132]

@@janishart5128 lol, I was just joking. Have a good one and one on me. 🍹

[@deerlord2363]

LOL 🤣

[@janishart5128]

@@mariemackey6132: Oh, OK, thanks Marie! Sorry, I just saw your comment now! Have a good holiday - whatever you celebrate at this time of year (it's currently Passover / Easter time)! And I will indeed have 'one on you'! 😁🍷

[@PyrozPlayground]

Oh man, I missed these!

[@rodprops]

I miss Jay Leno's headlines

[@ghendar]

Me too. I used to tune in just for the headlines and then turn the TV off and go to bed lol

[@andrewgrove1691]

@@ghendar that was my favorite segment

[@microbusss]

@@ghendar DITTO on that! I liked the 99 cent store segment too!

[@finchborat]

@@ghendar And Battle of the Jaywalk Allstars.

[@xuploads]

and the musical guest!

[@riverdealer]

i always liked headlines

[@virginiaconnor8350]

I miss them too!

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

My favorite segment!

[@MalcolmCir]

I miss the Weddings at the end. 😂 A whole lot funnier than the forced antics they try on the late night shows nowadays...

[@haseeb.312]

love how he tosses the cards away after hes done with them

[@tomkellycartoons]

I always wonder who had to pick that up.

[@landocommando8]

He also always asks the guy off stage at the end. “One more?”

[@xuploads]

@@landocommando8 not always. it's just the director sticking up 1 finger and he's clarifying if he means 1 more or 1 minute

[@robadams5799]

Letterman's bit was better, when he'd toss away a card (sometimes straight at the camera) and you'd hear the sound of breaking glass.

[@robadams5799]

@@tomkellycartoons probably some flunky who didn't even get paid to do it.

[@ashleyworden1887]

Why couldn't I have been Mrs. Jay Leno? I 💝 Jay Leno!

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

I guess you never asked him out or at least flirted with him to get him to. That seems like the logical answer to me lol. It's the reason I'm not with the cute woman who I talked to when walking my dog today. I never tried.

[@Laura-tp8wz]

Miss these times😂

[@deerlord2363]

1:53 LMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣 That one had me dying, my sides hurt!👌

[@michaelcoughlin3013]

I also miss headlines. I would look forward to his Monday night show.

[@yournostroleeoleeolees.]

Dayum this one was funny I loved watching this back then N I love watching it now

[@wapartist]

That Radford Mitchell guy is one of my best friends hahaha So him

[@port566]

I wondered where my bolt cutters went. Thank you.

[@herculesbrofister265]

Some criminals are pretty dumb, for all we know it could have worked

[@2000cobraguy]

Since Jay was the "master of ceremonies" so to speak, he has an Emcee hammer

[@ghendar]

Can't touch that comment lol

[@geraldfields4469]

OMG... I'm still laughing at these after all these years! ROFLMBO

[@rh1507]

True classic Leno

[@Russell_Rieckenberg]

I don't have a hammer because they won't let me get one since I told them: "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land."

[@chrismartin2123]

Corny.but made me laugh .

[@dorothyford6616]

😂🤣😂🤣💓

[@asianfireflie]

Thanks for upload

[@childofthelight9071]

Those were the days! 💕

[@ShawnaGraham50]

I miss this

[@ImpendingJoker]

I have the first 3 Headlines Compilation books that were put out, it might be the only 3, because I don't know if anymore were put out. Still they were funny as hell.

[@smittykins]

The neat thing about them is that he donated his royalties to pediatric AIDS research.

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

Headlines is my favorite Leno segment.

[@emilyoftheemeraldcity]

6:25 ~ these are the best 3 headlines ever! "You think they don't know what they're doing?!" - hahahahaha!

[@RedfishCarolina]

Lol, Jay straight up shamed that dude about the picture frame on global tv.

[@tomkellycartoons]

A stupid stereotype.

[@rangeretmars4130]

I have 4 hammers, two mallets and a smoking hawk. ;)

[@robaxl3088]

He said white aunt jamimma lol

[@rontait6183]

Since Leno retired, I don't have to stay up late anymore. Late night sucks now.

[@dorothyford6616]

OMG the guy with the picture frame live under a rock??!!!

[@ukgmail5329]

A simpler time. Not that long ago but feels like a different world... His Aunt Jemima comment would get him bloody cancelled these days. Miss the 90s.

[@wildwinebert]

i use to either record him and watch letterman or watch him and record letterman both were so great and fun to watch, oh yeah i use a VHS tape over and ober again

[@chaztitan6457]

i love his throse the best

[@soulassassin0g]

3:07 that's good advice. The only advice I got from my dad was that the coldest beers are always at the bottom of the cooler.

[@lordlee6473]

I always wanted to visit that tall steel tower in London and the big clock tower in Paris

[@davidvanwell2071]

Headlines were good, but the hammer story was the best.

[@szqsk8]

Lol the guy with a cigarette complaining about power lines causing cancer.

[@chrishenderson5444]

It was wireless telephone towers i.e. cell phone towers. The irony made it super silly 😅

[@rstevens1836]

Times will be good if they don't turn bad. .....Deep, man.

[@fcburgner35]

Wow, I sure miss Jay - he was clever, funny and had a terrific band unlike the goober that replaced him.

[@198634]

F C Burgner agreed !!!

[@daniellaw2528]

Yes if only there could have been someone good to replace him. Someone like Conan maybe.

[@wulfone5961]

@@daniellaw2528 Conan is fucking shit.

[@yournamehere1886]

@@wulfone5961 ~ He's better when he travels to different countries in his "Conan Beyond Borders"series ... The talk show format is so played out....That applies to most talk shows on the air...

[@altlandf]

Jay was so cool and funny. Fallon isn't funny at all. He annoys and pesters you. His writters suck!

[@VashStarwind]

What made Jay so good, is he pointed out stupidity. He wanted people to be better. He was a class act. He would make fun of you for your bs. No matter your political affiliations. He didnt care. He didnt like people being stupid. No one even cares now a days. ESPECIALLY todays "Talk show" hosts lol.

[@redbird28able]

Of course I have a hammer...my favorite tool..they make an awesome back scratcher.

[@deerlord2363]

LOL 🤣

[@thorawilson6253]

There's a difference between irreverence and maliciousness. Leno is the king of late night.

[@Rickshaw881]

I like how he just tosses the cards away so some poor flunky has to clean up the mess later.

[@mrob4357]

Every man should have a flunky

[@LuckyBaldwin777]

That's a TV studio. Everyone's union. He may have a flunky job but he gets a decent paycheck

[@sebastiandinapoli3912]

Are the bolt cutters at 6:30 the same ones left behind in 5:55?

[@Kyavata]

1993: "Every man should have a hammer!" (Current Year): How dare you assume my gender?! In retrospect, we should have just handed out hammers while we had the chance.

[@TimoRutanen]

Be careful when you deal hammers to every man because chances are that one of them already owns a sickle and we all know how bad that could turn out for everyone.

[@boataxe4605]

Timo Rutanen 😂

[@dianac5764]

Jay has been on Last Man Standing with Tim Allen for a few years.

[@MrXminus1]

Glad Jay's coming back to TV to host "You Bet Your Life".

[@jimmybenyoucef4416]

Banger-Good

[@ericmcdowell5762]

Every man should have a set of left-handed Allen wrenches as well, ... and maybe even a left-handed hammer and screwdriver.

[@stevenherrold5955]

i wrote down that street address at the end i want to see what shows up on google earth

[@fedupamerican296]

Burbank studios.

[@ravisbanda]

Time passes by..😩

[@davegoodwin1848]

I still have a wedding announcement at home that I was going to send in to the show but never did. It's the "Frasier Craine" wedding lol. (Sure Crane was spelled a little wrong but most are)

[@markrodriguez9442]

They had probably meant Winnie the Pooh. Man,I'd missed Jay Leno's headlines.

[@makelifesimplewithsandi]

The best of late night comedy. It’s not funny anymore. 😔

[@shostakovich99]

Now not only is Jay gone, but I imagine wedding announcements are now on Facebook, not print newspapers ...

[@jeffreyhanna9538]

The weird wedding names, 😂😂😂😂!

[@JuanGarcia-fi8ud]

2019

[@nakedfaves4445]

2:04 .........In the Red Oak yearbook (Rancocas Valley Regional High School Mount Holly NJ) there used to be a section "most ................." for the 2 students (1 male and 1 female) from each senior class who was voted into that position by their classmates because they exemplified the best 2 students in that category amongst all of the students that year. Best dressed, most athletic, most dependable, class flirts, best dancers, yadda yadda yadda.......... One year in the early 1980s there was one official submission that made the yearbook, it was the "most dependable" category and underneath the photo of 2 EMPTY desks were the names of the 2 students that won the distinction that year. Except that the photo showed that neither one of the students was there to be a part of the photo. Of course it was staged but it was still hilarious. Most dependable, but neither student was there for the photo.

[@ibrahimcehajic]

It's better to have loved chicken lips and lost than to never have loved chicken lips at all.

[@janishart5128]

Heyyyyy.....Janelle Pattison at 2:43 could be my twin, except she has bangs and I don't and she may be 5 or 10 yrs. younger than I am - I even had glasses just like hers, when I was about her age!! It's like looking in a 'younger mirror'!! .

[@spectrabranwen6124]

Season 9

[@michikoyao898]

That white aunt Jamima joke would have had him crucified in 2019

[@earlosandwich7433]

Jayseph Leno.

[@jeremystewert4303]

When I worked at Tyson hog plant our rule was, any pig smaller than a grape fruit got sent down to processing. Any pig with tumors bigger, got sent to Jimmy Dean! WoooYeeee! Nothin but the best for your sausage! They used everything but the squeal, nothing went to waste! You’d dog could be eating the same pig as you right now 🤷‍♂️

[@deerlord2363]

Holy shit, that's disgusting! 🤮

[@jopalm5756]

Even my elderly mom had a heavy hammer.

[@kimleone5496]

I miss the days of Jay and Kevin

[@jasepark18]

Farmer to marry Plant Macaroni and Cheves 😂

[@rafaelcisneros562]

Every Man should also know how to change a Tire.

[@wayneyadams]

5:39 That one is unfair because the vehicle is obviously an SUV so she climbs in the back and walks (although hunched over) to her seat.

[@asianfireflie]

Hi Jeremy 🎯

[@JazzyJonas]

Jay getting upset about 10 instead of 8 pieces of chicken, but not the chicken lips was a solid joke.

[@MBenford1]

I miss those days when late night shows were funny

[@jacobdockter3436]

hey the trees one may have been from my city paper i noticed the area code 262-658 :O go kenosha

[@spectrabranwen6124]

2000

[@stevenwebb6253]

I have about 4 hammers. My son has had a hammer since he was 12 or 13. 🥴

[@Bubba1960.]

Weener - Whipple Wedding is a tongue twister.

[@Research0digo]

1:03 - I agree! I am - well, used to be - a Journey'man' Carpenter, Local 2078, Vista Cal! I have a stuff load of hammers. And I am a Grandma of three. So, men, go buy yourself a stick with a forked heavy thing at the end!

[@sonicimperium]

Before late night became "Orange Man Bad".

[@stretch753]

I have a hammer. It's not a big one but it's mine.

[@user-wd7ex4gr6b]

Same here - I have a small hammer that works just great for what I need it for!! Btw, the woman on the left at 2:50, looks just like me when I was younger! What a shock it was to see her! 😮

[@greenrobot5]

Macaroni and cheeves, lol

[@deerlord2363]

Those wedding names are hilarious 🤣

[@spectrabranwen6124]

Early 2001

[@Dragondude2525]

Some of these comments were just wild!!

[@liloiax22]

2:30 - where is that 3rd hand coming from?...bc I can't see anybody behind the kid unless they're hiding REALLY well lol

[@boataxe4605]

It’s called ‘Bad Photoshop’.

[@thepoodlebitesthepoodleche1914]

3 or 4 hammers in case you break 1or 2!

[@fesswah]

Canadian woman here, and I own 25 hammers.

[@rosshurst5630]

Jay seems like kind of a tool but I never missed Headlines. Loved em.

[@Kyavata]

I watched his early interviews, I feel like he was a pretty simple guy who likes cars and telling funny stories. I didn't care for him much back in the 90s but now I miss him.

[@spectrabranwen6124]

2001

[@jasonnaugle1600]

Every man should have a hammer, but not hammertoe.

[@jamiemoffatt50]

6’3” 180 lbs? That’s a bean pole! Skinny as hell!!!

[@brucerockwell337]

Late night talk shows used to be funny...sigh

[@samanbalal824]

Why you don't like Trump racist jokes?

[@1970borntorun]

Unlike the immature, lame Jimmy Fallon ...

[@royalcollectables]

Mmmmmmm chicken lips!!!!

[@EliasWolf77]

Now I feel like I need to buy a hammer

[@tomkellycartoons]

WTF? I don’t have a hammer. For repairs around the house? That’s what checkbooks are for.

[@MrJ0mmy]

this is hot