The Real Me // Jazz Emu

[@JazzEmu]

Hello my corpuscular Eggies. If you like this song, do add it to your playlists on streaming services. And support the Patreon for some glorious extra content, and to help us keep making these Visual Tomes. www.patreon.com/thejazzemu JE Loves U xxx

[@Chonkoyoinky]

You are the only of your kind, I will forever be thankful your music exists

[@badcrusader5237]

I am absolutely delighted to finally see the real you JE

[@parkerfiskar3589]

I read this in your voice and now I’m happy 😎

[@yesand5536]

I'm glad you are an authentic person as you said you are. And not suspicious. Because, if so, that would be JE SUS Loves U xxx, and I much prefer JE AUT Loves U xxx. If you need further information to resolve this issue, contact my office.

[@kepipek6598]

I am enjoying my time in the simulation.

[@3alTemp]

I believe his producer did indeed mean *unlimited* budget because the production value of these videos are insane and the music: phenomenal as always. You never disappoint, Jazz Emu, even if you're a random teen from 2345.

[@teamaki231]

nice art

[@MicroWhoa]

I read this comment at the beginning of the song and thought it was sarcasm due to how empty the room was only filled with cheap furniture and plants, but quickly realized what you actually meant haha.

[@MysteryTheE]

I understood that reference

[@timo4938]

@@MicroWhoa same here

[@alltomorrowsfan]

Actually they're a random teenage boy from the year 2345 being controlled by a random teenage boy from the year 8345

[@austinmcconnell]

This is Jazz Emu’s magnum opus.

[@FireflyRoblox]

Maybe you could collab for the BBCU aka the superzeros

[@Wombattlr]

Just putting it out there in case you didn't see: Remember how you said that you liked "how to seem socially uncompetitive"? He made a full version called "Monster Incorporated"!

[@yesand5536]

That's a level up from what he was before: an agnum mopus. Very many mope. But not anymore, he's changed and we all celebrate!

[@lewpz]

Magnum opus…so far!

[@dopaminecloud]

the first of many

[@carolinesweeper]

This is the funkiest I've ever felt while having an existential crisis, thanks Jazz Emu

[@tyriquesmith8850]

My thoughts exactly 🤣

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

This comment sums up Jazz Emu's work very well.

[@ArcYT]

I can't stop coming back

[@Dr.Funk8864]

His videos are all masterpieces

[@lilylezbean_alien5444]

Honestly all of his songs do that…it’s weird

[@dingalong14]

It's a tough competition, but I think this may be my new favourite song about being a simulated human controlled by a teenager from the year 2345.

[@best_username6846]

And that teenager is also being controlled by a teenage boy in the year 8345 who is playing a simulation of his life

[@delanovanraalte3646]

@@best_username6846 while having a wank

[@frankharris3308]

How does it rank among songs about peeing teenagers? Peenagers if you will?

[@VannMunson]

Okay but "living out your husk of a life, so that my one could be all right" genuinely makes me want to cry.

[@oshkoshbjoshnosh9306]

My favourite part of jazz emu songs is the moment of subversion of expectations where the ultimate creativity is displayed with some bonkers yet very entertaining plot

[@ghostsoffishandcrows7341]

And this one had TWO

[@maddieb.4282]

You nailed the formula haha

[@olafdavidsson1274]

"Teenage boy, Thank you for fighting and living out your husk of a life so that my one can be alright." Ending with gratitude. Love it. This is the best one yet.

[@johnnysweetly3757]

Early enough to say "I love you, funny internet music man" and you might actually see it.

[@JazzEmu]

I see everything

[@vandettfnf]

​@@JazzEmushould I feel threatened

[@KangarooKommando]

@@vandettfnf Or possibly delighted?

[@wanderfilho5443]

​@@JazzEmuoh no

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

Another great song and visually arousing video! Awesome to see you and Luke Sumner working together again; and kudos to Hunter Allen!

[@jonaaaaaaah]

Dayum

[@Defunct235]

God damn, dropping 50 just like that

[@grin--]

arousing...? FunkBot So arousing

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

@@grin-- Arousing, titillating, and stimulating

[@ThePigeon5734]

​@@grin-- Just plug him in and you'll see all his sexy hip thrust gyyyyyyyrations **CLUNK CLANK CLONK**

[@maverickREAL]

It's terrifying and delightful that this song actually helped me deal with some of the death anxiety I have. Once he's done playing, presumably someone's gonna pick the game up again. And even if not, I made some kid from the far future very happy, right?

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

❤

[@best_username6846]

There's literally a comment below talking about the same thing but with their friend is this you or a crazy coincidence did you guys have the same music taste or something lol

[@zigfaust]

Whenever I get anxiety I just think "none of my problems are real, I'm just beams of light" and it legit calms me down.

[@InsomniaGuy-ti8lc]

Holy shit the Maverick from omori

[@owenhunt2692]

Exactly! And if not no worries

[@Yaseres]

Today was a rough day to be inside my head. Luckily the adolescent controlling me saw fit to click on this song just before bedtime and now I have its sweet melody to keep in my mind as I drift off to a hopefully better tomorrow. Thanks to you JE for the best four minutes of my evening.

[@synthized]

Funk goals, hair goals, imagination goals ; what's not to love? Another great jam, Jazz!

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

That hair *is* pretty amazing

[@sophiaredwood5825]

The hair is exquisite! I was searching for this comment

[@yesand5536]

He's also making great secondary use of his New Years Eve 2023 light thingies on a stick that you crack continuously and is very satisfying which you wave around and can be pink green blue I don't know what they're called I think you get the idea.

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

@@yesand5536 glow sticks?

[@yesand5536]

@@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx Ah....yes.

[@Mars-music763]

“But from the dance moves you make me try , I would guess that you’re probably white” is absolutely KILLING ME

[@kerhaidet]

This is so amazing!!! I love your beautiful voice!!! The video is so fun!!!

[@cowancrows]

I love your song writing. Yes, it's comedic and the punchlines are always great and honestly groovy. But the language you use and how you word things are so oddly charming. Like you will never find other songs that words things like you do. "Play my life's course, to escape out of yours." Like what a friggin cool line. Anyways keep up with the both funny and somewhat unsettling tunes.

[@nasanoir310]

"a bittersweet nostalgia for a period he's never peed in". Absolutely brilliant.

[@itsdavidmora]

Underneath all the humor, there's something wistfully beautiful about the protagonist finding his authentic, happy self by believing in a multi-nested simulation. What if we all just did that?

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

This honestly gives me joy unlike the regular simulation theory, my existence is one that actively benefits another ones

[@michaelhuit]

This took a couple turns I was not expecting in the slightest. I don't know why that surprises me anymore. Another banger from JE ❤️‍🔥

[@kerhaidet]

Why isn't everyone in the world just chucking all their cash at this guy ??? So crazy talented!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ravenmichealis4578]

You truly are one of the good ones. I offer a sincere thank you to Emu and the multiple layers of teenage boys controlling him for their contributions to my entertainment. I hope this symbiotic relationship of content creation and enjoyment can continue.

[@eternalhyacinth750]

Been at the edge of my seat waiting for the music video since the release on Spotify. Another outstanding spectacle by Mr Emu and the boy controlling him!

[@yesand5536]

Clout from the 24th century!

[@DarkSplash]

Hunter Allen has really nailed this aesthetic that both fits Jazz Emu really well and quickly recognizable

[@k4t3thegr34t]

Man, I do not say this lightly, but I think this might be my new favorite of yours. Incredible work, teenage boy from 2345!

[@parmesan93]

This is the most comforting and calming existential dread to date! Love the ennui

[@depressoespresso5904]

this is really kinda helping me with my stress abt life in general, but also a funky weird song to vibe

[@jazzemudadparodie]

This is so obvious. Why did my son feel the need to make such a video? Shaking my head at this.

[@Cegarth]

From the name alone I knew this would be amazing, Jazz Emu never misses.

[@ordinaryyoutubechannel582]

Except in the bathroom

[@marrowbrown]

​@@ordinaryyoutubechannel582but it's not his fault

[@beetlebee3]

@@marrowbrown it's the teenage boy in the year 2345

[@Studimus]

@@beetlebee3 making him aim very slightly to the right

[@lesalt00]

​@@beetlebee3 which, remember, is controlled by a teenage boy in the year 8345, and the overlords controlling him are telling the teenage boy from 2345 to make jazz emu (in the year 2023) pee very slightly to the right.

[@Dacraun]

I've listened to this song dozens of times, and watched the clip quite a few times as well. I NEVER NOTICED HE SAID "for a period he's never peed in" I ALWAYS HEARD "never been in" AND JUST NOTICED THE SUBTITLE.

[@BenTheHun1]

I've listened to this almost every day since it came out. Every time you come out with a new song, I think "wow, this is the best one yet." Every single time. This slaps hard, music and video alike.

[@hellokittygaming42069]

I can't fucking belive that one of the best songs i've ever heard is a high effort shitpost. This is literally one of the most majestic music i have ever heard, and the fact that its sorta of a meme makes me fucking love it so much more. Keep on being awesome jazzemu, literally every song you make is a BOP. You're one of the most talented and skill musicians i know and i think you can go far in your magic ride!

[@Pixelusually]

Music can be good and funny

[@hellokittygaming42069]

@@Pixelusually clearly, as this amazing bop has shown

[@bryceword1111]

Jazz, you are the most creative songwriter I have ever had the pleasure of listening to

[@NoltyYT]

This is criminally under viewed. Shit has been stuck in my head for a week. It's fantastic.

[@pizzagumby7049]

The fact that the teenage boy mimics the overlord during the final sequence implies that the overlord is creation in his mind for this song which is paradoxical to the idea of there being a teenage boy in 8345 meaning that all 3 of these people exist independently of each other and are dependant on each other to exist at the same time and yet all three of them are groovy as all hell

[@MrSurrealKarma]

This gives me existential calm.

[@epicjag3365]

Idk why but the "im a teenage from the year 2345" part. Just that lil chorus bit there is ear candy to me, i love the rest of that song but that parts just..... Chefs existential crisis

[@Muncherino]

From a beam of light to another, I just want to say you brightened up my day

[@dcard228]

this is incredibly existential for being so upbeat

[@kerhaidet]

In case you've wondered what, specifically, I love about this song...I love the music/melody, I love Jazz's voice, I love the story of the song, I love the video, I love the humor in the song, but I also love the sadness of it. So thank you, Mr. Emu, for another perfect beautiful song. 💜

[@Dynamo33]

These jams always make me contemplate the meaning of life while my hips break into uncontrollably groovy gyrations. How does he keep getting away with it?

[@roboslug1914]

I've been hooked on Jazz Emu's music since I stumbled upon it a couple of months ago, and the sheer EXCITEMENT when I saw a new song was spectacular And the production on the video is amazing and funny as always

[@XFanmarX]

Smiled the whole way through, it's so bizarre. The mix of clarity and confusion your work has is unique, I fail to properly describe it aside from that it brings me joy.

[@coartneyblake2847]

Do I even have to say it? Another modern masterpiece. The lyrical smoothness and melodic movements give me chills. Truly great

[@BookAboutBirds]

I'm actually here for a new release and its was just uploaded. LETTSS GOOO

[@benhall4766]

how the hell does this man manage to pump out such bangers so quickly he isnt human

[@uaserresau]

1:46 "making me aim very slightly to the right" XD

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

This song gives me existential joy

[@Ashen-One1]

Jazz Emu, your music and creativity hits a very specific part of my heart. It just scratches that itch, you know? Now excuse me as I listen and watch this on loop.

[@snorlaxjen]

This video is so beautifully shot, I can’t get over it ❤ I love the song, the acting, just everything!! This will be on repeat

[@iblame_nargles]

Glad you could finally drop the act and reveal the true you 😌 It's a big step forward for you and it's such a brave decision ❤️

[@VortexJae]

Just the transcendental experience I think we all needed. Definitely opened us up to concepts beyond our own comprehension, it seems that Mr Emu is controlled by two individuals, Two plus ones if you will, whom are beyond our own realm.. Although they're in the future, could they also be in the past? How do we know the future is the future and not the present of the past?.. Very trippy indeed.. Expect nothing less from you, JE, much love.

[@Gabriel-qv4ul]

Jazz Emu, we feel honored from seeing you expand your musical abilities, its been a wild ride, and i hope it gets even wilder. Best regards!

[@thescooshinator]

Whenever I listen to this song, I like to imagine there being an infinite chain of simulations above our universe, with everyone in this chain just grooving at the end.

[@SheppyHand]

God damn, the bobble-head angle shots were glorious

[@xelatronic]

i know every time you post i think its my favorite yet, but man, this one's really something. your work is truly a pleasure to experience

[@Zathalen]

I've never heard a song break the 5th wall before

[@dangerfloofprincess]

Low-key weirdly chilled me out

[@EsabelleRyngin]

Grand and stirring work from the incomparable powerful minds of Jazz Emu and Hunter Allen. If you're not already on the Patreon, I highly recommend it -- even the lower tiers are extremely high-value creation.

[@StrawHatsAreFashionable]

I marvel at the sheer creativity the cerebrum of the Jazzical Emu has blessed us once again.

[@SkulloMad]

I don't know how to put into words how much joy those camera angels give me.

[@gnarkillproductions1663]

bro i'm so happy i found this guy, he's underrated af, how has he not reached atleast 1mil subs???

[@Customfurball28]

Every song you make is an absolute banger, thank you mother emu for this audiovisual gift.

[@GiantPipeWrench]

finally a cosmology that makes sense

[@lotsatoast]

im so blown away by the quality of your music and video production every time you release something new. you deserve so much more recognition. the concepts are original, the singing is great, the production is top notch, the lyrics and jokes are funny and well delivered. i never have anything to dislike about any of your content

[@nasanoir310]

This is one of Jazz's catchiest songs, and one of the best produced, no doubt. So clever, and so well-executed. Thanks.

[@zekejanczewski7275]

Man... finally. An optimistic veiw on simulation theory.

[@kerhaidet]

Mwahaha I didn't see any rule that says you can't give more than one Super Thanks for the same video. Take this tiny tip from your tiny fan, you Magical Marvelous Masterful Music Man!

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

You’re a mad person 😄

[@kerhaidet]

@Tyrannosaurus Wrexx I am!! Mad about his music!!! Hahaha And tomorrow, on Bandcamp Friday, I'm buying it all again!! Remember kids, you too can support your favorite artist here, and on Patreon, and on Bandcamp. *The more you know* 😀

[@SouL-ob5wx]

The song slowly went from a regular life contemplation to an absolute fever dream lmao

[@cringekiddo]

“Very slightly to the right” *soaks face*

[@Apothecartea]

Another banger I’ve been playing on repeat all day, this is freakin amazing.

[@audeeophile]

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. I LOVE IT. musically wonderful, comedically majestic, wholeheartedly wholehearted

[@redpanda4706]

This is the equivalent of me making my character in sims 4 playing sims 3

[@ryanforth-martin1907]

That camera angle kills me, that lil walk 😍😂

[@PhantomThiefXI]

i was expecting the teenage boy to be someones gameplay through but the reality he lives in was beyond me thank you for your services

[@pando4379]

thank you teenage boy from 2345 for making this masterpiece

[@psyraven76]

I've never heard a funkier song that featured so many lyrics about going to the toilet. Kudos, Jazzy Mu!

[@nat298]

i really really love these songs that aren't just comedy and actually make you feel something. this is super sick.

[@Deersiii]

The thought that life is a simulation has always fascinated me, and Jazz Emu has captured that thought in a perfect way.

[@Nikkothequokka]

God- I forgot my KZbin was on 2× and when I started to watch it I laughed so hard💀💀

[@jaiden1604]

GOD, I'm a true fan of JE's Music since i found him, then i became a fan of his content, and EVERY song i hear for first time gets me to The core The "Teenage Boy Play My Life Course To O º Break Out Of Yours" Goes sooooo hard for me, i love it, i find it perfect, just like the entire song, i'm glad that, Even if we get to wait for some time from song to song, EVERY single one just gets better than the last one, Even tough it Looked like the last was the final Masterpiece Quality Level

[@jparky1972]

I should expect these twists by now having listened to songs like "dream of you". But still I am caught off guard. Thank you teenage boy for playing the teenage boy emulator playing the Jazz Emu emulator.

[@masterchiefvr1909]

This needs millions of views.

[@scottishsquid]

0:38 to 1:00 reminds me so much of the Wii U's Mii maker theme and i love that.

[@CreeperSlayer365]

I never see the twist coming in these vids every time I'm hit with a jam out of left field

[@bendtheory2247]

Asimov could only dream of writing a story so layered and compelling as this

[@thickfondue1837]

Once again, Another phenomenal piece from you JE. I look forward to streaming this hundreds of times on commutes and nights in with my boyfriend, Just like the rest, Keep up the incredible work, I'm yet to feel disappointed in the slightest. Best Wishes, Fondue.

[@guywithduckforhand]

I'm so glad you cut out the middleman and just gave us the feet cut of the beginning right away

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

The man aims to please

[@lordofenron]

This is annoyingly amazing. Please don't ever stop!

[@erickahngale]

To me, this video is about feeling joy in a universe you cannot control and it helps me. “Teenage boy, make me dance through my life…”

[@dawnfuge7027]

I love that you got the band back by bringing in Luke! 👏👏👏

[@badcrusader5237]

Loving the reference to hench though his hench bar

[@_unreel]

This is SO good! I couldn't break the smile from my face the entire way through. Absolutely incredible!

[@ActualArcher]

So, I've said it before, but I genuinely think we've found the best lyricist of all time. How can someone be this ridiculously good at writing a song?

[@diamerald39]

This was so amazing, from the visuals, to the story, and of course the music! After a bit of a bad day this has truly lifted my spirits -- I think its time to cycle through all of Mr. Emu's greatest hits. Thank you so much!!❤❤

[@Skooskah]

Why am I here within 14 minutes of it coming out but I'm never on time for my doctors appointments

[@alittlelessthanok]

I consent to donating seven brain chunklets to the cause! i cant wait for my preorder of emulator III to arrive in 306 years

[@jiffyb333]

Mind bending, visually spectacular, and funky to boot! Thank you for this joyous artistic experience

[@squidnt4103]

This song has absolutely been my favorite song since it came out. Keep up the great work!

[@cheese_cookie]

This was weirdly emotional 😭

[@phineas755]

Ngl title made me think this was gonna be a confession to being british lmao