JB Smoove Talks Last Season of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' | The View

[@mikelkirby2791]

Larry David's "mug shot" looks like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons has come to life. JB Smooth is a funny man.

[@Lauren_1987]

JB Smoove is such a fantastic talent. Love him. His humor is perfection. He is such a sharp dressed man. ALWAYS!

[@batgurrl]

He had fantastic chemistry with Larry David and they became Larry’s bromance. Hilarious show.

[@donDiago]

Polanski was not guilty of 'rape-rape', says Whoopi Goldberg 'We're a different kind of society, we see things differently, in Hollywood' actor says in defence of Roman Polanski Hollywood has rallied behind Roman Polanski after his arrest in Switzerland over the weekend for the rape of a 14 year old, with the actor Whoopi Goldberg suggesting that whatever he was guilty of it wasn't "rape-rape". As a speaker on The View chatshow on US television, she said: "I know it wasn't rape-rape. It was something else but I don't believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and when they let him out he was like, 'You know what, this guy's going to give me a hundred years in jail. I'm not staying.' So that's why he left." Later in the programme, she added: "We're a different kind of society in Hollywood, we see things differently ... would I want my 14-year-old having sex with somebody? Not necessarily, no." This was the response from many female and some male bloggers was swift and furious. On the Jezebel celebrity website , Lindsay wrote: "We learned about Whoopi's strange and fascinating moral universe, which includes the concept of "rape-rape." This is not the first time she has gone into bat for a Pedophile and she is still allowed to work. On The Frisky Amelia McDonnell-Parry wrote: "Whoopi Goldberg, who I never expected to be a rape apologist, coins a term I've never heard before - 'rape-rape' ." Robert DeNiro himself has been accused of pedophilia as well no wonder they get along

[@Lauren_1987]

He can carry off ANY COLOR suit -- including pink or lavender, fushia or purple. JB Smoove is very high fashion. Love his suit❤❤❤

[@mnh1956]

JB gives a good 1st impression by giving all the woman a kiss and a hug

[@batgurrl]

JB is looking Smooth in his pink ensemble.👏

[@beewa8840]

For a moment I thought that was Mr Motivator. Then I thought, is he wearing one of those glasses with the false nose? 😂

[@d.m.5017]

😂😂Lawd That 🤯Evil Face, Gives You Nightmares!!!

[@andreaus.]

He like, legit actually looks flawless. 💫✨⭐️❤️

[@kingcobrarules8117]

JB's 17th appearance this season may have just been his best!

[@jayd8547]

Joy looks fantastic to be in her 80’s!

[@JW-xk7yq]

JB Smoove best thing about Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[@sheldoncole1151]

I Love JB Smoove😂😂😂😂

[@LADY-E.COMEDY]

Me too !!!

[@girl.thatsdorian]

He doesn’t get talked about a lot. He’s dope

[@BoomBap75]

I've been watchin JB Since da 90s...Underrated Stand up comic back then...Curb revived his career, kinda like how Jimmy Fallon show introduced THE ROOTS to a New audience, and the 2nd part of their career took off and they haven't looked back since!!!

[@sheldoncole1151]

Man I wish Whoopi Goldberg was here for this segment 😂😂😂😂

[@batgurrl]

Why?

[@Tortilla.Reform]

@@batgurrlprobably because she’s also a comic, I also wouldn’t be surprised if they know each other personally through similar circles

[@sheldoncole1151]

​@@Tortilla.Reform thank you that's exactly why. You always got somebody asking a ridiculous or dumb question.

[@LADY-E.COMEDY]

I wanna be like JB!!!

[@petralyn]

Finally, a man who can tie a tie, looks so good.

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

Man, he can dress!

[@rinavarughese]

he's my absolute favorite!

[@njlee8785]

Sunny is jotting down notes for her next book. Lol

[@larryxsoto]

I always think about this.. if I was a guest I would only hug Whoopi and Alyssa

[@brandiknight6592]

Watching this interview makes me want to binge watch it again

[@sheldoncole1151]

It's the walkout JB Smoove did for me 😂😂😂😂

[@shehanrajanayagam185]

hahaha

[@calm1047]

JB Smooth should have his own show!😅

[@JustRaine97]

Nothing like a well dressed man. Brotha is sharp!!!! Love it!❤

[@lashendawest7509]

We love jb smoove

[@cpeeps430]

The confidence he has in that beautiful pink suit. I bet he smelled very nice.

[@teddybuckz789]

Stand Up North Carolina

[@libbyworkman3459]

I don’t think many students have suits to wear at all. I’m not sure they could even find them in used clothing places.

[@javiruiz8365]

We had to wear a suit and tie once a month or twice a month in highschool for mass. I went to catholic school and it sucked if you forgot.

[@CatsandJP]

Never missed an episode and still watching re runs…❤️❤️🇦🇺🇦🇺 prettyyy….prettyyy good👍👍😂

[@shawnharvey9972]

as an educator, I do not believe that a teacher needs to wear a suit to get respect. I've never worn a suit, and my students have always listened loved and respected me. Please let's go respectability politics out the window.

[@Makmurf]

I’m old school, and I think the teachers should dress respectfully to the other teachers, students and parents. Students should also dress with respect for others. Changes in this way are coming. Too many schools are failing .

[@javiruiz8365]

@@Makmurfexactly! All my teachers dressed very well. I went to private prep school and we had to be clean cut and we could not wear T shirts. We had to wear long sleeve or it had to have buttons. You would get sent home if you looked unkept or had long hair. These days everyone is way to relaxed. We also had to wear suit and tie once or twice a month

[@Grillmaster33]

I'm sorry but the three of them are hilarious together.

[@camillegratton7262]

love him so much

[@TRACY-di1ne]

I wish I could understand what he is saying. Loved him playing Dumb roles with ICE CUBE

[@libbyworkman3459]

@TRACY-di1ne. Have you tried turning on closed captions? Sometimes that helps me.

[@sheldoncole1151]

He is so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@Jerrard1983]

No one wanted to ask him about that good times reboot

[@sheldoncole1151]

Funny segment 😂😂😂😂

[@asiflalani8746]

Why does Alyssa always look so awkward when guests greet her? She's hardly a WASP

[@MrSackCMT8469]

👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

[@courtney2262]

Please do not send your kids to school in suits. Other kids are mean lol

[@javiruiz8365]

We had to wear suits once or twice a month. Nobody was mean

[@courtney2262]

@@javiruiz8365 your single experience doesnt count for a large percentage of kids lol

[@NonstopHope]

The distinction between our Republic and a democracy is not an idle one. It has great legal significance. The Constitution guarantees to every state a Republican form of government (Art. 4, Sec. 4). No state may join the United States unless it is a Republic. Our Republic is one dedicated to "liberty and justice for all." Minority individual rights are the priority. The people have natural rights instead of civil rights. The people are protected by the Bill of Rights from the majority. One vote in a jury can stop all of the majority from depriving any one of the people of his rights; this would not be so if the United States were a democracy. (see People's rights vs Citizens' rights) In a pure democracy 51 beats 49[%]. In a democracy there is no such thing as a significant minority: there are no minority rights except civil rights (privileges) granted by a condescending majority. Only five of the U.S. Constitution's first ten amendments apply to Citizens of the United States. Simply stated, a democracy is a dictatorship of the majority. Socrates was executed by a democracy: though he harmed no one, the majority found him intolerable. SOME DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS Government. ....the government is but an agency of the state, distinguished as it must be in accurate thought from its scheme and machinery of government. ....In a colloquial sense, the United States or its representatives, considered as the prosecutor in a criminal action; as in the phrase, "the government objects to the witness." [Black's Law Dictionary, Fifth Edition, p. 625] Government; Republican government. One in which the powers of sovereignty are vested in the people and are exercised by the people, either directly, or through representatives chosen by the people, to whome those powers are specially delegated. In re Duncan, 139 U.S. 449, 11 S.Ct. 573, 35 L.Ed. 219; Minor v. Happersett, 88 U.S. (21 Wall.) 162, 22 L.Ed. 627. [Black's Law Dictionary, Fifth Edition, p. 626] Democracy. That form of government in which the sovereign power resides in and is exercised by the whole body of free citizens directly or indirectly through a system of representation, as distinguished from a monarchy, aristocracy, or oligarchy. Black's Law Dictionary, Fifth Edition, pp. 388-389. Note: Black's Law Dictionary, Fifth Edition, can be found in any law library and most law offices. EXAMPLE Democratic Form of Government: An environmental organization proposes a bill for the ballot that every individual should reduce his water household usage by 25%. To assure that this goal is met, the government, or private sector, will monitor every individual's household water consumption rate. If an individual does not meet the goal, his first offense is $500 fine. Second offense is $750 fine and 30 days community service. Third offense is $1,500 fine and 30 days imprisonment. Fourth offense is $1,750 fine and 90 days imprisonment. Fifth offense is a felony (1-year imprisonment) and $2,000 fine. The people argue this environmental issue back and forth. They argue the pros and cons of the issue. This great debate is held at town hall meetings. Strong opinions are on both sides of the matter. One side preaches, "It is for the common good!" The other side rebuttals, "This is control and not freedom, and lost of choice!" Election day occurs. The people go to the ballot box to settle the problem. The majority won by a vote of 51% whereas the minority lost with a vote of 49%. The minority is ignored. The majority celebrates while the minority jeers in disappointment. Since the majority won, the bill goes in effect. As a result of the majority winning, every individual must reduce his household water usage by 25%. For the reason that the majority has mandatory powers in a democracy. Those who wish to go against the collective (whole body politic) will be punished accordingly. The minority has neither voice nor rights to refuse to accept the dictatorial majority. Everything is mandatory in a democracy. This brings dictatorship and lividity to the realm. Republican Form of Government: An environmental organization proposes a bill for the ballot that every individual should reduce his water household usage by 25%. To assure that this goal is met, the government, or private sector, will monitor every individual's household water consumption rate. If an individual does not meet the goal, his first offense is $500 fine. Second offense is $750 fine and 30 days community service. Third offense is $1,500 fine and 30 days imprisonment. Fourth offense is $1,750 fine and 90 days imprisonment. Fifth offense is a felony (1-year imprisonment) and $2,000 fine. The people argue this environmental issue back and forth. They argue the pros and cons of the issue. This great debate is held at town hall meetings. Strong opinions are on both sides of the matter. One side preaches, "It is for the common good!" The other side rebuttals, "This is control and not freedom, and lost of choice!" Election day occurs. The people go to the ballot box to settle the problem. The majority won by a vote of 51% whereas the minority lost with a vote of 49%. The minority may have lost, but not all is gone. The majority celebrates while the minority jeers in disappointment. Since the majority won, the bill goes in effect. As a result of the majority winning, it is advisory that every individual reduce his household water usage by 25%. For the reason that the majority has advisory powers in a republic. Bearing in mind that each individual is equally sovereign in a republic, he is free to reject the majority. He may choose to follow the majority and subject himself to the rule, or he may choose not to follow the majority and not subject himself to the rule. The minority has a voice and rights to refuse to accept the majority. Everything is advisory in a republic. This brings liberty and peace to the realm. COMMENTS Notice that in a Democracy, the sovereignty is in the whole body of the free citizens. The sovereignty is not divided to smaller units such as individual citizens. To solve a problem, only the whole body politic is authorized to act. Also, being citizens, individuals have duties and obligations to the government. The government's only obligations to the citizens are those legislatively pre-defined for it by the whole body politic. In a Republic, the sovereignty resides in the people themselves, whether one or many. In a Republic, one may act on his own or through his representatives as he chooses to solve a problem. Further, the people have no obligation to the government; instead, the government being hired by the people, is obliged to its owner, the people. The people own the government agencies. The government agencies own the citizens. In the United States we have a three-tiered cast system consisting of people ---> government agencies ---> and citizens. The people did "ordain and establish this Constitution," not for themselves, but "for the United States of America." In delegating powers to the government agencies the people gave up none of their own. (See Preamble of U.S. Constitution). This adoption of this concept is why the U.S. has been called the "Great Experiment in self government." The People govern themselves, while their agents (government agencies) perform tasks listed in the Preamble for the benefit of the People. The experiment is to answer the question, "Can self-governing people coexist and prevail over government agencies that have no authority over the People?" The citizens of the United States are totally subject to the laws of the United States (See 14th Amendment of U.S. Constitution). NOTE: U.S. citizenship did not exist until July 28, 1868. Actually, the United States is a mixture of the two systems of government (Republican under Common Law, and democratic under statutory law). The People enjoy their God-given natural rights in the Republic. In a democracy, the Citizens enjoy only government granted privileges (also known as civil rights). There was a great political division between two major philosophers, Hobbes and Locke. Hobbes was on the side of government. He believed that sovereignty was vested in the state. Locke was on the side of the People. He believed that the fountain of sovereignty was the People of the state. Statists prefer Hobbes. Populists choose Locke. In California, the Government Code sides with Locke. Sections 11120 and 54950 both say, "The people of this State do not yield their sovereignty to the agencies which serve them." The preambles of the U.S. and California Constitutions also affirm the choice of Locke by the People. It is my hope that the U.S. will always remain a Republic, because I value individual freedom. Thomas Jefferson said that liberty and ignorance cannot coexist.* Will you help to preserve minority rights by fulfilling the promise in the Pledge of Allegiance to support the Republic? Will you help by raising public awareness of the difference between the Republic and a democracy?

[@breal7277]

Joy, I cannot believe my ears! You, as a teacher, should know better. Teachers can't AFFORD nice clothes! When you ruin your only nice suit with crayons or tempera paint, that'll be the last time you wear a suit to school.

[@Tortilla.Reform]

Yea I thought the same thing, that was incredibly tone deaf and out of touch of her. “Let them eat cake” Just a reminder that she was a teacher, but has been rich and separate from that for decades

[@javiruiz8365]

You don’t have to be rich to own a suit or dress nice. You can buy a suit for 100 dollars. People act like teachers are getting paid pennies. All my teachers dressed nice except PE teachers or science teachers. People these days are just to relaxed

[@ilinasingh3840]

Whooooooo

[@-amosc.presley-7192]

Himself, looks not the same? All because, of that mustache 😅

[@stevekane615]

They had to bring Trump into the segment, they all secretly love him😂

[@fabiangroom3228]

Well Jesus loved his enemies didn't he🤔

[@melindamcafee1728]

LOL

[@libbyworkman3459]

@stevekane615. What we know, and you apparently don’t, is that the wheels of the bus are going to roll over you also.

[@stevekane615]

@@libbyworkman3459 🥴

[@NewCreationInChrist896]

Trust Christ, repent. 1 John 1:9

[@ilinasingh3840]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@luckylucky-vo9zq]

View so much better without Whoppie, waving her hands, stumbling over the teleprompter, because she can't read, making faces when others are talking. Guess she will sit there for the next 2 years, making millions.

[@sheldoncole1151]

Did they really have to bring Donald Trump into the segment 🙄

[@donnieshoaf]

Sure did!

[@sheldoncole1151]

​@@donnieshoaf well shows how you and them are obsessed with him.

[@donnieshoaf]

@@sheldoncole1151oh you mean the orange demon. No thanks

[@txsailor82]

Who

[@dcrom]

Yeah, but a hat indoors, as great as it is? That's supposed to be disrespectful...I may be just a old boomer 💙💙💙

[@Fedderchini]

RUBBISH !!!

[@melindamcafee1728]

You are!

[@hunterjr666]

Is there a dress code of pink for men on this show,?

[@Lauren_1987]

He looks fantastic in his pale pink suit. I ❤ it! 😉

[@teenicholson7801]

Swag

[@robertgolsong5522]

Who cares boring

[@Tortilla.Reform]

Comedians who cry and complain about wokeness just can’t handle pushback on their opinions. People who call others snowflakes tend to be the actual snowflakes

[@wookinooki9023]

his glasses are awful.