Golden Globes 2011 - Ricky Gervais Opening Monologue

Ricky Gervais opening monologue from the 2011 Golden Globe Awards
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[@marcusnorgren1958]

How to make celebrities uncomfortable step 1: hire Ricky Gervais

[@christopherchuauhang4829]

And uncomfortable they were in the 2020 GGA. Lol

[@alexlandherr]

Christopher Chuauhang I watched that live, get him to do a Comedy Central roast.

[@cpss007power8]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@KindaSorta451]

Ricky needs to host every year

[@CatEyeGem]

🤣🤣🤣

[@charlesdarwin6224]

This comment has aged well

[@swmita]

@@charlesdarwin6224 lol good Lord did it ever. And he took a nice shot at Tom Cruise at this one referencing that he was gay, and the crowd goes oooohhh .... Ricky Gervis -- "Probably. My Lawyers helped me with that joke. There not here"

[@communityorganizer5645]

After last one, don't hold your breath

[@huss1205]

"Should" host every year...

[@iconoclancy]

I love how Ricky always has a crack at Mel Gibson. It's like an annual tradition now.

[@OMGAnotherday]

He didn’t!

[@glamdolly30]

And Mel never once smacked him!

[@sergiomacias5145]

See will, that's how you act. Take a joke like a man

[@KochisarliHD7]

Ricky Gervais is ridiculously funny, maybe the most funny comedian at the moment. ''I haven't seen the Tourist. Who has?''

[@KochisarliHD7]

101theobserver much better than the average misc. iq thinking comedian in the united states of obesitas.

[@Wasabisaki]

101theobserver Actually, Gervais is no longer fat

[@snussBARON]

***** I don't need healthy food, I have Jesus - America

[@captainjacksparrow978]

That is not funny to me Johnny Depp was in that movie and it was amazing

[@zeincexxx1285]

Still is

[@Robin-df7rk]

De Niros face is priceless.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear robin

[@JoeKaye959]

@@AxxLAfriku f*ck you

[@user-sg7zf4so3t]

And now, 13 years after the show, when he's a father of an infant (again), it has a fine little twist in it :D

[@sanjayrema7290]

such a shame, because that 3 dimensional joke was really clever, i hate the crowds at award shows

[@PsYcHoSiS11]

@j m It's a fucking boring as FUCK award show, you'll have to forgive everyone for wanting some charisma injected into it by the likes of Gervais.

[@seankelly378]

@@AskAir how is a joke about 3D against "sjw rights " , I do agree there's alot of stupid outrage culture about nothing though

[@aricgoss]

I think Johnny depp liked that

[@TonyEnglandUK]

Actors really need bringing back to Earth and told: _"Remember your entire skill is ....... you pretend to be someone else for a while."_

[@seankelly378]

@@TonyEnglandUK they are well aware that's what they are good at , based on the fact that it's literally what they chose to do with their life , and are world famous strictly becuas of it

[@hellis2404]

Who’s here after the 2020 golden globes

[@ibnmianal-buna3176]

H Ellis Ricky is the only badass left in Hollywood, besides Keanu Reeves.

[@QuestionKnife]

I've been here since the beggining

[@thedamnguy5641]

Shut up you attention seeking twat

[@hellis2404]

Guc Ci u talking to me

[@thedamnguy5641]

@@hellis2404 Yeah. Attention seeking twat

[@patriciabilinkas3911]

Ricky needs to host the Oscars. Maybe people would watch.

[@janalampert9194]

Patricia Bilinkas 👏👏👏

[@miguelaprendizaje.2918]

I would like Ricky with Seth mcfarlaine. Would be hillarious.

[@ekmad]

4:24 What a legend DeNiro is, he gives no fucks

[@KartikeyaDutta]

+ekmad well said..

[@kemronirons7473]

the guy sitting behind De Niro looks well pissed off. not even looking at Gervais

[@halubeN]

He was almost dying

[@tanyahoxha7429]

Never gets old classic 😅

[@bigregirl7143]

I love his dry humour. He's completely disrespectful and yet you know it's a joke. Pure genius. :)

[@danijelajoksimovic5092]

He is simply honest with the group of spoiled rich people, calling them out.. it is super entertaining !

[@AshChildOfGod]

but its not a joke

[@zumbaladin]

Steve Buscemi's face at 3:50 he seems very anxious... might thinks:"what is he gonna say about me now?"... great Ricky Gervais!

[@leejee88]

Steve looked like a guilty party maybe he was thinking ricky was going to shit on his show or his performance on the show .

[@mattoniy2840]

Let's be honest I love gervais met him in RL briefly but I'd be terrified

[@Logan11thMEU]

He always looks like that

[@halubeN]

Cause He can take a dark humour every moment

[@mrrobotvoice8321]

Thats his resting face

[@majdermind1969]

Anyone else here after Jimmy Fallon's monologue because they wanna remember what it was like to laugh at the Golden globe's?

[@ParanoiaContent]

lmao i actually went to search Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's monologues bc of how boring Jimmy Fallon was

[@MrBulletpoint]

hahahaha YES!

[@CarrotBraa]

"Do you want to go see Cher?" "No!" "Why not?!" "Because it's not 1975."

[@bandit19991]

❤

[@MCO18]

Karl Pilkington should host next year: Announcer: Welcome to the 73rd Golden Globe Awards, live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel with your host Karl Pilkington!! Karl: Yeah, alright.

[@AndyFelbab]

Bahahaha! Nailed it.

[@MCO18]

It was just announced that Ricky is returning in 2016. Awesome!

[@MrSyrett]

head...fucking....orange

[@winniejensen5235]

Max Power a

[@tiarnan76]

Fucking disgusting at the end - saying shes jewish...u mean khazar jew

[@PapagenoJuan2]

I will never forget this intro for as long as I live. I am happy Ricky did what he did, because he brought down those Hollywood people down a peg or two:)

[@CrownAcademyEnglish]

So funny, love Ricky!

[@volupty3513]

First reply tf?!

[@lewis3164]

second reply tf?!

[@asianwarrior2193]

Third reply tf?!

[@debanjandutta3834]

fourth reply tf?!

[@murad3460]

fifth reply tf?!

[@QuestionKnife]

3:49 Steve Buscemi's like "Oh shit... here it comes...."

[@romualdt]

sick, crazy monologue, one of the best

[@gazmach1685]

Steve Buscemi’s face as soon as he mentioned boardwalk empire "oh shit, here we go"

[@firsttimeisawjupiter1031]

4:16 Alec Balwin in tears even before the Hugh Hefner joke

[@dogley1]

He's a King amongst men! I would not have been able to do that. The nerves and self-confidence required to stand up there in front of all those people and just calmly dominate the room, effortlessly, but with such risky material. Incredible!

[@birkergud7359]

"He told me he was 94" was fucking brilliant 😂

[@terrytong8665]

Man of iron balls

[@agirlhasnoname8279]

I love Johnny Depp - he‘s got so much humor

[@liverpoolfanatic8064]

ricky just doesn't care and i love it😂😂😂

[@wurzelausc]

like wine, this gets better by the year

[@wmhendry]

I loved seeing Alec Baldwin and Robert DeNiro laugh so hard at his jokes. There's something really comforting in knowing that actors who's work you love also enjoy the same actors and comedians as you. i.e. Jerry Seinfeld is a big Alec Baldwin fan....and that's really nice.

[@sh0werp0wer]

Who the fuck censors "for christ sake" ?

[@TipsyRiver]

Julian Nikolay Krogh-Fredriksen An idiot? I could use more adjectives, but they're unnecessary.

[@Bill_Stranix]

Julian Nikolay Krogh-Fredriksen "for fucks sake"

[@marshallmathers4044]

Your mother

[@TonyEnglandUK]

+dageezerboi no, he said "for christ's sake"

[@abbachamadi7288]

+Tony جدانشدنی

[@avocadoisdelicious]

4:24 how much deniro likes that joke gives me life

[@WoopaTV]

4:24 Robert de Niro's reaction to the "Just don't look at it while you touch it"-joke is priceless!

[@aayushihihihi]

His jokes are the best and wittiest.

[@michaeldeangelo8390]

Love this guy. Doesn't give a shit.

[@billielittle]

Ricky is so awesome he calls them like he sees them.

[@G_C_M]

3:49 Steve Buscemi's reaction is priceless lol he doesnt know what to expect from ricky either its a back handed compliment or just another sick punchline

[@adronias]

Laughing DeNiro looks like popeye here.

[@CarrotBraa]

I love this all so very much. You can obviously tell whoever hired Ricky for this didn't do their research on Ricky himself. We all love Ricky for his quick-witted, sarcastic filled jokes intended to poke and stretch at everything we love AND hate. He's an amazing man. I just can't understand how all these actors/actresses (and even people not included) took offence. If you choose to live your life as an exhibitionist, then yeah, people are going to make a joke or two about you.

[@teekay9718]

I love how, because this was their first year with him, they had no idea what they were in for.

[@JazReviews]

he's a genius, go watch House

[@danpittman4455]

Thanks for your expertise fl

[@libbysbooksandmusiclibby9339]

I will never tire of this. He has to come back.

[@mrnobody1231]

the joke about Hugh Hefner is totaly brilliant.

[@Nimbus_Thecat]

The 2020 WAS A LEGENDARY RESUME FOR EVERY LAST YEAR

[@JonO387]

Ricky is the man! He should host every awards show.

[@SomethingSomethingg]

I love Ricky Gervais! I don't care what people say.....he's hilarious! I was happy he made an appearance at the Emmys tonight!

[@donalonzo63]

He told me he was 94. Hahaha

[@SDWorksYT]

I didn't get that joke.

[@dustmite5887]

@@SDWorksYT born in the year of '94

[@abidanielson2747]

@@dustmite5887 wrong aha

[@mousewheeltojump]

SAHIL cuz he was gonna die sooner

[@Unknown-ol2uh]

So he would die sooner and she would get his money.

[@l.a.y.l.e.y]

Love Ricky one of my favorite comedians atm, he is a genius :)

[@bloodofthelamb13]

I just love that he doesn't flinch when they don't laugh. That's killer, and makes him awesome in my book.

[@debradoernbach5548]

Ricky Gervais is a genius.....

[@livelovelaugh9820]

This is the only opening of any award show ive ever laughed too, he is just brilliant

[@sevintoidify]

This is amazing, I love Ricky so much.

[@lindafelgentreff]

Love him so much 😂❤️

[@mrtastyshots]

So good, this was hilarious! Thanks for uploading!

[@benjones1324]

This is quite simply the best thing I've ever seen

[@KittiMitties]

I love him so much. What a talent.

[@nickharris8104]

Great stuff! He had the actors all worried he was going to bring them up next!

[@charlesdrake4466]

Thank you for your service

[@usernamemaybe]

the scientologist joke is my favourite

[@nocturnalsomething5360]

I don't get it whats it about ?

[@LovePie33]

Same what does it mean

[@BobbettSmudge]

@@nocturnalsomething5360 He's referring to John Travolta.

[@BobbettSmudge]

@@LovePie33 He's referring to John Travolta.

[@jeremeantinegogogo1096]

Kookiss BTS it’s because it’s been heavily rumoured that Tom cruse and John Travolta are gay

[@Scheffie88]

I love Robert DeNiro laughing at 4:25!!

[@papucimurdari]

I love DeNiro's reaction haha

[@allenoneal318]

Love him he needs to do every show on everything music and movies

[@belowaverageluke1369]

"Don't look at it when you touch it" 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

[@spishspashsposh]

He is hilarious! He makes everything brilliant

[@Tom_1138]

I've watched these clips so many times and they still absolutely crack me up!

[@ArchieandAlfieBoxerDogs]

Just completely epic from start to finish! :)

[@AhmedAAlJuffri]

this guy really cracks me up easily the best comedian alive!!

[@WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs]

This man is a comic genius. I understand that those folks were there to be honored, but having a laugh at yourself is healthy. They are the rich and famous, life could be a lot worse.

[@danterfan]

0:35 lol, Steve Carrel and Hugh Laurie know what's coming. xD

[@gustavohorn2194]

Love the theme playing from 0:21 to 0:35, wish there was a video playing it in some loop

[@murkey96]

love him

[@priyamdeka1438]

The way the actors get all tensed up when rocky makes an appearance

[@latino2heat1]

deniro loves it ahaha.

[@darksideofcat]

I love this guy

[@hangarnut5660]

Love it! Your on fire when you have the elite hollywood wiggling in their seats!

[@styxcreek]

He should host everything . These spoilt egotists need to have the air taken out of them. Ellen degeneres is boring .

[@CatEyeGem]

😆😆😆

[@barryallen2120]

@Carol Danvers she is still boring and unfunny

[@barryallen2120]

@Carol Danvers because me not agreeing with you or having the same interest/taste makes me a loser right ? You are a loser you moron. Get a life Ellen doesn't even know you exist. You are a nobody. And learn that people have different preferences you illiterate

[@pbluma]

@Carol Danvers She's just a boring lesbian

[@bawsebicc5634]

pbluma theres no need to pull her sexuality here u pig

[@SweetLorraine705]

The best ever I laugh so hard that my eyes filled with tears. I had a ball me and my tv

[@MsKTMvalley]

HISTORICAL!

[@lizt9243]

this is just plain awesome

[@triciamcintyre4947]

Don't know how many times I've watched this and it's still funny as fk.💯

[@miguelaprendizaje.2918]

Me too. Is very good script and delivery.

[@digitalcrypt]

Love how so many of these stars can't take any sarcasm and jokes at their expense. They came across as very thin-skinned.

[@accuratealloys]

Watching this in 2022. Just as funny.

[@urbanasupernova562]

imo this was the best Golden Globe monologue ever :)

[@igoeanna9009]

Johnny looks like he has sparkling hate in his eyes. :') I know Johnny and Ricky are good friends but still.

[@rafferafferaffe]

Haha what an amazing humorist Ricky Gervais is! Love that guy! That's probably why he's hosting GG again :)

[@humanityisdoomed9062]

Ricky Gervais - the most feared man in Hollywood! fuck yeah!

[@ChristineBends]

This man is legendary!

[@codecrt321]

"Talking of the walking dead, congratulations to Hugh Hefner" lmao

[@Francklyynnnn]

Depp seems like one of the very few people there who can take a joke

[@amineamine5780]

Omg 10 years i feel like it was yesterday 😭

[@megangovier6919]

Ricky Gervais is one of a kind ❤️

[@hrafnkellm]

"That was a Monday, What does he do on New Years Eve?"

[@Grey249]

I hope he hosts the oscars someday; he's hilarious and brutally honest, I love how he trolls the celebrities right in front of them, and yet doesn't give a damn. So much better than the trainwreck that was James Franco and Anne Hathaway's oscar hosting.

[@christophershaw5166]

Absolute legend ❤️

[@steve998]

Ohhhh pleeeease come back Ricky

[@AA-qb7ni]

THE LEGEND RICKY WILL BE BACK IN 2020. FINALYYYY. We've got a good host that knows how to insult hollywood😂😂unlike Jimmy Fallon...

[@hellomimibanana]

he's fucking hilarious, i love him

[@deadnicedave]

the Hugh Hefner gag is one of the funniest things iv'e ever heard, 'He lied about his age, he told me he was 94' Genius.

[@SlyDog1314]

Loving the nonchalant suit adjustment at 4:30. Brilliant.

[@IluvMJandBrunoMars]

damn, he had balls to say that stuff

[@RyanMack77]

Makes fun of old women everyone is offended and no one is laughing. Makes fun of old men the crowd dies.

[@jamesram4869]

+Ryan Mack exactly

[@reydiyohed]

love this guy

[@jeolmmum]

This guy is gold!