Jedi Consular: Best Lines And Funny Moments | Star Wars: The Old Republic

[@MordenWex]

Aaand that was the final class! Thank you all so much for watching; the community's support has just been INSANE this whole time and I'm really glad to have contributed to it in some small way. This isn't the last SWTOR video I've made, of course - stay tuned! P.S. The outfit is Dynamic Paladin's armor set

[@historytank5673]

YES BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIEDO! I recently started playing as Jedi council as fell in love with the shadow kanetic energy subclass Also thank you for putting what I can only assume to be hundreds of gaming hours to get these cuts sceans

[@NefariousSpecter]

It’s been a fun ride can’t wait to see what’s next

[@cerebrate8285]

Aaand that's the set I'm gonna go for. Looks amazing with the Miraluka white-gold mask, great job. The mask stays as is in all the dialogues, right? Including romance?

[@MordenWex]

@@cerebrate8285 Yep

[@cerebrate8285]

@@MordenWex Glorious

[@lordvarrax5060]

“What’s he going to do, turn the sand to the Dark Side?” *Anakin has entered the chat*

[@face1511]

What did you say?

[@Wywern291]

I don't like sand.

[@Deathinabox5]

this part made me literally lol

[@siah742]

This made my day🤣🤣

[@criticalripz6746]

​@@Wywern291 Its coarse and irritating... and it gets everywhere.

[@sinistralhydra]

"You are blinded by the light side." I mean... he's not wrong.

[@delta2372]

He is a miraluka they aren't born without eyes

[@dodoschipper6635]

@@delta2372 actually they are. Miraluka don't have eyes

[@delta2372]

@@dodoschipper6635 I meant to put they are born without eyes but ya know autocorrect

[@X3H3X]

They have eye sockets but no eyes. Disturbing as balls

[@aaron75fy]

@@X3H3X thank the force for opaque masks

[@insignificantgnat9334]

The sarcastic side of the force is a pathway to abilities many consider to be unnatural...

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@Dean123123100]

@@basedbattledroid3507 Yes. But not from just any force user

[@dr.bright6272]

Including striking someone down without activated your lightsaber apparently

[@Robbini0]

@@dr.bright6272 Striking might be a bit harder, but hitting *coughbashingcough* is still a totally viable idea.

[@necfreon6259]

And the ability to suddenly make better lines

[@bloodysimile4893]

"I survive worse. Seeing your face for starters." -Jedi counselor to the butcher Me: "So that explains why he blind."

[@historytank5673]

ow though, poor butcher.

[@parkergreen2704]

He's a Miraluka. He never had eyes in the first place.

[@Brenhydra]

If that man could see his roasts would become too powerful

[@romancapulus5577]

“What’s he going to do? Turn the sand to the dark side?” Anakin: *TRIGGERED*

[@StarboyXL9]

"And I thought being a Jedi Master would get me into all the best shrines" Ok, actual poggers one-liner.

[@kibatgrenbuku]

Same could be said for Legend of Zelda BotW's shrines, yet here we are.

[@HHopebringer]

"I've survived worse. Seeing your face, for starters." [Vette approves, simply for that hilarious burn]

[@Veloziraptor111]

The greatest achievement of the voice acting department in this game was making Nolan North, one of the senior veteran voice actors in the industry, deliver his lines as though he was a novice.

[@TheGeoCheese]

The sarcasm though makes the story better though.

[@mynameajeffblack8265]

Wtf

[@mattwalla365]

Desmond is a jedi

[@Minumer]

Why do people say this shit? He's doing great in this game, lol.

[@lemons3703]

It’s almost as if the character is literally supposed to show no emotion.

[@StarboyXL9]

Sarcastic Jedi Consular has big Qui-Gon energy. Some things never change, no matter the era.

[@Real_JKDOS]

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

[@matthewgoodson9275]

@@Real_JKDOS im tirred of the untroo beleef that Star Wars fans are unentelegent

[@pauloamaral6069]

​​@@matthewgoodson9275You Just proved It, DUH. This was a quotation from master Qui Gon, dum.bas.s. By the way, It was meant for Jar Jar Binks, wich MUST be your colleague 😂

[@matthewgoodson9275]

@@pauloamaral6069 KZbin user tries to detect obvious sarcasm challenge

[@Dumbrarere]

That part where the Jedi Consular imitates a sith... I did that, and it was SO MUCH MORE AMUSING, when my Consular character is a Sith Pureblood. XD

[@Pendletwins]

My first Consular was a pureblood too and it absolutely is so much funnier!!

[@XxUchihamistressxX]

"Yeah we can't surrender, I hear the paperwork's murder" just sent me, almost sent me to an early grave by choking on my breakfast.

[@Lrdnqustr]

“Since you love the force so much, prepare to become one with it” Oooooooooh, valkorion could have felt that.

[@saamjaza1742]

That line unironically goes so hard

[@partyinpiplup7883]

"You're blinded by the light side" LOL

[@infernodwellerten]

Consular Sage is my fav class along with Warrior Jug. It is an acquired taste. Contrary to popular opinion, I love his voice, persona and story. His monotone, calm, mature tone, level headed demeanour, ambition for knowledge/learning is most befitting a Jedi. In fact, I hear a lot of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan when he speaks, especially when choosing the cheeky and aggressive dialogue options. The sarcasm and snark displayed here is brilliant. Nolan North did a perfect job with the voice delivery. Consular's story and everything with it is my favourite along with Sith Warrior. Also, Vette and Nadia are my fav romance companions too. I can understand why people may not like him/story so to each their own.

[@karlrovey]

4:17 That burn takes on a whole new meaning when you have no eyes...

[@TheCommando626]

7:26 Finally somebody addresses that. Nobody cares about how hard life is on Balmora with a galaxy wide war 🤣

[@Dean123123100]

"It was glorious, the force revealed its secrets to me. AMAZING!! What did you see ? Just some sand people." I. AM. DEAD. DEAD YOU HEAR ?

[@primordialbias8711]

0:34 That's...actually pretty badass.

[@annahenrietta9517]

He posted again. * screams *

[@eccentricjoe5410]

He did it, he finished after all these years. I might shed a tear.

[@doodlejumpman]

"what's he going to do, turn the sand to the dark side?" Anakin: wHaT diD yOu SAy??"

[@cheesethekoala8756]

“Go away or I’ll open the airlock” “MountainDO IT.” -perfectly cut scream as she flies out of the airlock-

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

You forgot: Mercenary: 'So you want me to break of the siege' JC: 'No I want you to wear a dress and do a jig of course I want you to break the siege!'

[@aaron75fy]

yeah I choose that every time

[@incitossol]

What part is that from?

[@aaron75fy]

@@incitossol it's from when you're trying to get the mercenaries to switch sides on Alderaan, after they keep breaking their word and demanding "one more" bout before agreeing

[@StarboyXL9]

"Did you think I would stand back and reason our opponents to death?" Idea: What would a Light-Side mirror version of the Dread Masters look like? The DM's could convince people to kill themselves just by talking, so how nuts would their mirror images be?

[@The_Admiral5]

1:24 *DEW IT!*

[@darkninjacorporation]

2:37 almost got soda out my nose

[@NefariousSpecter]

And here I thought the JC was to boring to be this funny

[@iluvcats8]

Me too! I saw this post and said “lol, there are no funny lines in the Jedi consular story.” Oh boy was I wrong, that was hilarious.

[@incitossol]

@@iluvcats8 the power of being the straight man in a lot of situations/usual darkside snark.

[@harvbegal6868]

The consular story is much more interesting when you use aggressive negotiations.

[@X3H3X]

5:34 I LOVE THAT XD

[@Cverz87]

Please find the one where he says “Wow, there’s useless, then there’s you people” 🤣

[@bosmeroya]

I love how the clips are becoming meta and respond to the previous clips, like 1:22 to 1:41. That was hilarious! Great work :)

[@dodoschipper6635]

1:24 Palpatine: good good

[@HHopebringer]

*Javik greatly approves*

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

"Wowie! What did you see???" "....Just some sand people" That got a laugh out of me!

[@easyread-real]

That fucking voice kills me. This is way funnier than I thought it'd be.

[@AAJillSandwich]

Sarcastic consular sounds a lot more fun than the goody two shoes consular I made.

[@hurnt1494]

I like how he has scars around his mouth, like some tried to sew his mouth shut.

[@mohabib3142]

Lol

[@lawfulpotato]

"If you love the force so much, prepare to become one with it" Surprisingly raw line

[@Mabra51]

0:57 You're not part of the Star Wars franchise if you don't have this line at least once.

[@justone1235]

Cant understand people hating Nolan North / MC so much... I had the most fun with his dry and emotionless sarcasm, no other class story could top that imo. A shame they didnt gave him a proper story, could have been so great - seriously, i'd love it

[@emilianthered2160]

2:08 *Eggman's announcement flashbacks*

[@huntress380]

"That's amazing! What did you see?" "Just some sand people" Nolan North was amazing in this role, as was whoever voiced the female Consular

[@coffeekat5066]

Right, I don't get all the people saying the Jedi Consular story has no humor. It's there, it's just drier than Tattooine.

[@huntress380]

​@@coffeekat5066 People are always surprised when I say this, but I much prefer the dry, sarcastic, and sassy af humor of Consular over Smuggler's silly comedy.

[@coffeekat5066]

@@huntress380 Honestly same, I mean maybe it's in part due to being British haha but dry humor just apparently makes my brain light up. I always get funny looks when I bring up the sense of humour as one of the better Jedi traits though, some people don't get it I guess.

[@dr.bright6272]

We'll be alright as long as we stick together. *2 seconds later* every man for themselves! My hero

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

0:34 YYOOOO... That's the best one out of ALL the classes, republic AND empire. That's a fire-ass threat to drop on an enemy.

[@jacknightingale9148]

Finally, the archives are complete

[@milkcurator3127]

4:56 this has me convinced that Nolan North would’ve made a phenomenal inquisitor

[@frankiesanchez2319]

don't pat yourself on the back, all you did was ask me for help.... and I died lol

[@incitossol]

I see Qyzen found the good spice at the end.

[@kaizoHime]

2:38 omg I'm so dead !! Can't stop laughing !!!!

[@tucan6376]

Jedi Knight: Takes entire story to advance in the ranks of the Jedi, finally gets granted the rank of Master after saving the Galaxy multiple times Jedi Consular: haha act 1 go brrrr

[@Tall-Hobbit]

it’s act 2 though you get barsenthor then master and the mender of the rift

[@TheGeoCheese]

@@Tall-Hobbit doesn’t matter still takes forever just to called a Jedi master assuming your alignment is light and not dark. Otherwise you spent an entire story becoming a general of the Republic which probably is an improvement over becoming a Jedi master of hypocrites.

[@Tall-Hobbit]

@@TheGeoCheese how does it take forever if you are instantly as skilled/ expirienced as yoda?

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@Tall-Hobbit The point he's trying to make is JK doesn't get mastered until act 3 and if they're light side. JC gets it handed to them no matter what early on.

[@Tall-Hobbit]

@@StealthTheFoxz yes i just noticed that he meant the title specifically. tbh the consular story is way too flawed anyway, playing dark side literally gives you multiple personality disorder. Alignement is cosmetic in 90% of the game though, the only times it actively gets checked is sith inquisitor ending, jedi knight ending and when you aquire jaesa on sith warrior. Even then only the jedi knight loses a title. At least these are the only instances I know of, having played all 8 classes.

[@OrifielM]

5:49 "Look at you. I'm surprised a Master would let you wipe your own--" LOL

[@sambridgers9543]

Casuals: "ThE jEdI cOnSuLaR iS tOo BoRiNg" Me, a person of culture: No, you're just picking the wrong dialog options.

[@wheelO-fortune]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

[@davido.1233]

When they say that the Consular is devoid of emotion, I will point to this video!

[@introvertedspider4857]

"Sure want me to take down the whole empire while Im at it" - bro made me spit out my water 🤣

[@iridadene4344]

all these lines like 'im going to enjoy watching you burn' with complete seriousness is hillarious when your character is blind.

[@fastboy5557]

I love that you only see his lips and scars and it makes the voice fit so well. The sarcasm is the best

[@TheDAWinz]

I played full darkside and it was almost as hilarious as full dark side jedi knight

[@iamjags8592]

2:37 was the best part of this whole video 5:31 is the most random

[@jacobkreifels7690]

The JC male voice makes all of these 10x funnier

[@spartanhuntergaming]

I use that armour on my Jedi Knight it's got such a peacekeeper aesthetic to it

[@antoniopecori909]

What armour is it ?

[@spartanhuntergaming]

I think it's called Dynamic Paladin set

[@magdahmhara]

Ok, now I need to play darkside consular, lol.

[@Obi-Juan06]

"what's he gonna do turn the force to the dark side" I love that line

[@luluk7634]

This makes me replay consular story again

[@mauricioaguilar7227]

Finally! Mordex is back and with another comedy masterpiece. Maybe some day we can finish the series but this is more than enough for me. health!

[@xnxGrinder]

Recently started playing and naturally your videos started popping up in my feed. Holy shit man, its pure gold! Keep up the good work.

[@Straswa]

LOL Great vid! I love your line vids.

[@MordenWex]

Thanks, straswa. You've been around a long time!

[@Rhino-Prime]

2:38 if he did anakin would've stayed a jedi

[@aaron75fy]

"throwing people to their death is barbaric" *proceed to throw people to their death*

[@TheGeoCheese]

JC goes to Voss wanting to leave with an army of Voss mystics. Republic diplomat: 😲

[@Magician12345]

so basically the differences between a jedi and sith is jedi is serving the republic and after doing something messed up always says something about lamenting how messed up that was before moving on.

[@CedricCaffa]

What’s next? A second part for every class story or the post class stories?

[@MordenWex]

I'm definitely finishing seconds parts for the remaining classes. Not sure how the expansions' stuff will fit in - there's a lot of content there

[@SilcronKaytor]

Oh, that Anakin bit got me so hard

[@morgrimwest7622]

“You are blind by the light side” -Sith Lord to Miraluka

[@basedbattledroid3507]

That airlock bit frigging sent me

[@Lamb_4]

Yes! I've been waiting a long time for this video! It's finally here!

[@peefmcgoose2908]

Imma be honest, I catch myself saying "YOUR MERE PRESENCE OFFENDS ME. LEAVE." at least twice a day

[@dr.bright6272]

All Padawans must first learn humidity. So find a mop and bucket and start with the cargo hold.

[@dar-nakkallig]

2:38 precisely, what else is he going to do? Fight the Sand...

[@mischaprudon3316]

2:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@XyloxBrave]

So, we're basically Clone Wars Obi-Wan. HELL YES!!

[@JonRileyC]

(finally posts the consular video] me: *happy noises*

[@vincentp8603]

0:31 Get out of my face *now* really though, his sacrasm is hilarious

[@GioTheVax]

"Amazing! What did you see?" Miraluka: ...

[@matthewlunde5270]

"I have a bad feeling about this." Classic Star Wars run on joke.

[@stormsurge2103]

Anyone else realize that the "funny" mode consuler is basically Obi-wan Kenobi?

[@Spartan3D213]

Find it funny this is the voice of desmond miles and you can play the jedi version of an assasin (shadows).

[@mynameajeffblack8265]

This is the kind of video you send to whoever says story is boring

[@jeremiahgranger1566]

Everyone: Consular sucks! This video:

[@TheRiolumon]

When u lose your entire face would make sense you would have an attitude XD

[@Draguarys]

I love your channel

[@vincentp8603]

his sarcasm is hilarious 1:24 is hilarious hope its a wonderful wedding, and you have lots of holo-children Do you know the temperature out there? I have frostbite on my- well, in places you dont wanna get frostbite

[@The.Dark.Knight.2001]

Of course it's Nolan 😂😂

[@wobbegong4366]

I like to rp my Jedi consular as someone who is so done with the order’s inability to do stuff, so he does what the Jedi should’ve done from the outset; Kick ass and take names.

[@baileighreed-grimmett4048]

Mad sarcastic Hawke vibes 🤣

[@andredesouzadovale1426]

Dark side jedi consular has Qui-Gon vibes

[@aidenfurry471]

"...seeing your face..." you're *BLIND*

[@OmegaChance27]

I'd love to see best of lines from the expansions.

[@eyeofthetyger8504]

Screw both sides, I'm going the way of the sarcasm side

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

1:33 bye Felicia 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@imaunicorn5862]

You wouldn't think the consular would have the best lines lol