Smuggler: Best Lines and Funny Moments | Star Wars: The Old Republic

My favourite moments in smuggler's storyline.
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[@jscarlet8393]

So by my count you have either of the Jedi or the Trooper left. Who's next?

[@MordenWex]

Jedi Knight incoming :]

[@jscarlet8393]

Morden Wex Nice

[@mariaprado391]

@@MordenWex hey make a funny montage of your gameplay of star wars the old republic

[@PacificViceroy]

@@MordenWex what about the Consular?

[@AndreasIndustriePro]

"I'd rather drink a hutt's bathwater" oh the writers had no idea 2019 was about to happen

[@fromaggio7654]

*Oh B O Y*

[@FireLordJohn3191]

Oh please. Do NOT give people ideas.

[@romancapulus5577]

Smuggler: *sucker punches woman* Riggs: Better than blasting her I guess Smuggler: *shoots woman* Riggs:...

[@pogggaming4470]

Also Riggs: MAMA MIA!

[@valory_terrencia]

bLaSt iT, cApTaIn!

[@gamester512]

@@valory_terrencia *Smuggler:* "If you say so." **fires blaster** :P

[@aaron75fy]

be funny if Corso had an existential crisis on Tattooine when you have to choose between shooting the Jedi and Sith given that killing either of them goes against his precious "don't shoot women" code

[@historicflame972]

@@aaron75fy He's fine with it if they try to kill you

[@harryguidotti3815]

"If I die. I wanna be buried with my ship." Honestly, if I had a ship, I would want the same.

[@Davian_Thule]

" Better than blasting her i guess.... BLAST IT CAPTAIN!!!!!!! " I'm dead

[@Fr0st1989]

I wish you'd included the scene where the Smuggler can flirt with the fucking Sith Emperor, causing him to stop his evil rant and just give you the angriest did-they-seriously-say-that look ever rendered in a video game. It's the silliest thing ever lol

[@livinghistory9701]

Wait when?

[@Arcxcept]

@@livinghistory9701 in Knights of the fallen empire, it's an expansion.

[@livinghistory9701]

@@Arcxcept ik about it being in an expansion... But the closest I've heard of this type of dialogue was, when Valkorian was expositioning and the character asking "your not proposing, are you?" And he gives the wth look at the player... Amusing... Edit: in an. Not an.

[@asnailwithpizza9724]

@@livinghistory9701 Nah, there's videos on it, and it's when vitiate's possessing someone, if you flirt with vitiate, he just stands there, dumbfounded at your attempt for a solid 5 seconds I think.

[@aaron75fy]

@@asnailwithpizza9724 well technically it's the Jedi skin puppet he used

[@beyond5044]

" Awwww did the instructions have too many big words" lol

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

So I guess in the Star Wars universe, "Smuggler" is just a fancier word for Space Cowboy. I'm confident that sumgglers in Star Wars barely ever smuggle anything

[@FireLordJohn3191]

Simple-Commentator-not-really they try!!

[@DefecTec]

Han Solo did

[@gamester512]

@@DefecTec He even accidentally smuggled himself! Onto the Death Star! :P

[@Evilwolf21]

I can live with space cowboy

[@lewis8554]

See you Space Cowboy…

[@VICTORHDANTAS]

So he's basically every Chris Pratt character ever.

[@necro_nancy]

Nathan Fillion

[@kevinyo1169]

VICTORHDANTAS That’s what I was going to say!

[@PositiviteaTheFirst]

Malcolm Reynolds, Star Lord, Han Solo and the Smuggler. All the classy space rouges.

[@romancapulus5577]

“I’m going to ask you this one time... Where’s my ship?”

[@TheBallazan]

@NikajimaMan 745 I'll do YOU one better: What is your ship?

[@ValroggTheInvincible]

Everyone else is saying Chris Pratt, but all I hear is Nathan Fillion

[@JonborgVA]

same

[@Umbruhh]

I thought I was the only one! XD

[@snikerz5886]

ValroggTheInvincible There is a reason my smuggler is named Mal Renno.

[@PositiviteaTheFirst]

Same

[@livinghistory9701]

Same. Especially with the constant where's my ship

[@jjyeewk]

Well memed friend, "we will watch your career with great interest!"

[@EpicBruhHD]

bounty hunter: "i just stole a ship" smuggler: "WHICH ONE?!"

[@criticalripz6746]

0:57 First a Droid walks out and is like "I am detecting several non-functioning life-forms in this area. specifically, those corpses over there." that set up and pay off had me actually crying

[@Zaarin7567]

Everyone always imagines themselves as either a jedi or sith in the star wars universe. If I had to pick a role, I'd definitely would pick the smuggler.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Same 😆

[@violetraven8323]

Me too👍🏾 I'll take badass galaxy rouge over monks or fascists with laser swords anyday

[@Frostfang_Piglet]

Same! I prefer guns over swords as well.😂

[@Dragontalon486]

I'd personally choose a Bounty Hunter but second choice would be smuggler.

[@Wraith-lr6vt]

The Smuggler story is really good and he is such a wise ass its beautiful

[@ricdreacts]

Best class storyline. Hysterical!

[@skelaton7242]

I love this class story.

[@seventyfour8256]

You know how to say "I m sorry." "I m ss-" "I m sorr-" "..." "I am.. ..INCREDIBLY good looking." "Nope... Can t..."

[@Ragnarok6664]

” you kids run back to you’re mama’s before I spank ya” gotta love it, smuggler was probably my only fave rep class

[@agentdelta569]

The smugglers dislogue reminds me of red vs blu so much

[@Tomcat_Coyote]

I absolutely adored playing as a female Smuggler . You're still that sassy wisecracking rogue , but the fact that you can mess up with Skavak by flirting with him only to make him a bigger fool is absolutely priceless . That and the fact that having a fling with Darmas annoys the hell out of Corso is equally priceless and leads to some unique dialogues when you encounter him end-game as an Imperial spy .

[@Derpyderpderper]

Miel: You're no upstanding citizen at all Smuggler: No, this is me, upstanding, away from you

[@breadfan]

A lot of the lines remind me of Star-Lord.

[@Archon3960]

BadNewsBreadfan He's just this kind of character !

[@karlrovey]

That and Jack Sparrow. Mr. Gibbs, why is the Pearl gone?

[@rookcapcoldblood2618]

Atton Rand, everyone.

[@war4nl1]

Thank you!

[@Dragontalon486]

I swear 11:07-11:20 sounds like Church from RvB if he were in the Star Wars universe.

[@nekohallowking4762]

Dragontalon486 oh my god you wasn’t kidding XD that made my day

[@gyttahilausk6669]

Omg and Risha could be Texas!

[@3dpyromaniac560]

Were BW fans and hired him? Wish they put sarge into the trooper story

[@lolifico_banzago]

@@3dpyromaniac560 yeah and Elena would be Simmons

[@sliestwheel]

sounds more like Nathan Fillion to me

[@dartvader7849]

I love how the whole first chapters storyline boils down to:-- I want my ship back

[@TheMock5000]

The smuggler sounds like a mix between Nathan Fillion and Chris Pratt.

[@UnkleSanik]

"I won't shoot anyone unless they shoot me first" *proceeds to shoot first*

[@astrius22]

« I wanna see the Voidwolf dead, i wanna see him begging! » « You’re gonna have to pick one. » I’m dead.

[@ThePa1riot]

9:17 Did he just- Did he just force-feed a grenade to a hutt?! :O/XD

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Actually I believe he yeeted it down that Hutt's throat like a basketball

[@Exceltiaawesome]

"If I get killed, I'm gunna be so mad" THAT GOT ME

[@canale39youification]

5:00 best one imo

[@Blazieth]

"Blaster fire can't get in or out!" "Fascinating. Bye!"

[@ajvanmarle]

The Sith encounter on Tatooine is even funnier if you play as an alien. She just tells you the smuggler to his face that normally she treats all aliens as slaves, but she's still willing to have sex to get what she wants.

[@SilentLegend-rr5gt]

I am s... I am Sor... I am incredibly good looking" So hilarious xD

[@lordvaust5830]

“I wanna be called CrackerJack” I don’t know why that line in particular cracked me up so much.

[@hartfartpoptart]

It's like Malcolm Reynolds and Starlord had a kid...

[@GAdmThrawn]

If only Alden Ehinreich could accomplish this level of charm and mannerisms as Han Solo.

[@kaotics9391]

@@GAdmThrawn solo bad

[@lucassanchez9050]

@@GAdmThrawn In all fairness, not even OG Han Solo qas this witty. He was more humorously inconpetent at talking his way out of things which is why hes lived. I think Alden actually did really good as Han.

[@3dpyromaniac560]

Reason my smuggler was named Malcolm Reynolds

[@MegaAgamon]

8:11 That was just perfect!!! The funniest scene 😂😂 trolling Skavak is awesome too bad that he is only arround for chapter 1

[@christophercernuto6573]

I want to restart my smuggler so i can i get these lines on my guy

[@surimonizarro9791]

11:02 "You scum sucking son of a hutt!!" I'm gonna use this now

[@titaniumursa]

"So Captain? What will it take for me to walk out of here?" *Sucker punch and headshot*

[@GeneticAlgorithm]

The underdog classes are the most fun to play.

[@jdpragmatic8644]

Smuggler:(Shoots someone in cold blood) “…What?”

[@amirabbasrastegarpanah2618]

that "kid with blaster and credit" line was killing me for hours

[@wat5058]

"I want to be called Crackerjack" Everyone: Me: *WHEEZE*

[@gamester512]

*General:* "Okay, then your call-sign is Cheesecake." :P

[@embodying8moth82]

@@gamester512 Me to General: "why not my suggestion?" General: "BECAUSE YOU SUGGESTED CALLSIGH GAS CHAMBER!"

[@paragonrobbie9270]

13:04 When you start a new run of KOTOR2

[@jedder]

4:19 Best Star Wars bimbo ever.

[@PhoenixPrime]

When the smuggler's asking for his ship at the end of the video, it honestly sounds like he's saying "shit" instead of "ship." And now I can't un-hear that. xD

[@Umbruhh]

2:12 My Sith Warrior is triggered by that.

[@olafgurke4699]

Yeah, both my Inq and my Warrior are triggered as well. Also, that line is even funnier when the smuggler has the same hairstyle. xD

[@politestreetdog8739]

AND better written than the films

[@Greppedits]

''Sorry I'm late for the party boys, traffic was crazy'' Is my favorite SWTOR line ever

[@cheezdoodle96]

8:44 Dude, I can’t believe you just disrespected my boy Bowdaar like that!

[@VioletIsPurp]

He's basically Star Lord/Archer depending on whether you're good or evil.

[@NostalgiaGamingOffical]

I found this more entertaining then the entire seqaul trilogy ngl

[@elathiaskade7311]

8:28 best one

[@Uxas_D_Sigma]

-There's nothing you have that i can't steal -I'll always be more handsome than you scavik

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Star Wars Logic: A bounty hunter is an individual who legally hunts down dangerous criminals for money. He's a bad guy. A smuggler is a person who illegally transports contraband in defiance of the law. He's a good guy. I mean, from The New Hope onward, with the Empire in control it makes sense that the positions would be swapped, but this is the Old Republic we're talking about here.

[@Ale-dd3ek]

He's "good guy" because his actions help the Republic

[@hokanu1390]

Glad I came back by for this. A perfect distillation of why Smuggler will always be the best class in SWTOR. :) I wish I had more thumbs to up.

[@gyulavarga3338]

"Should I be terrified just because he calles himself: The Butcher?" Me: *Diablo flashbacks*

[@sgzlfiregaming9272]

Cayde-6 is that you?

[@thedarkknight727]

Dante from Devil May Cry, in a nutshell. 😅

[@CasualFire]

3:59 "I won't shoot anybody unless they attack me first," he says, after shooting three people.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

"You're not an upstanding citizen, are you?" "This is me, _upstanding,_ away from _you."_ That one just kills me 😂

[@weebslayer3411]

Fastest Blaster in the galaxy is not the kind of nickname I want

[@Marsproject11]

Smug: Is that a hairstyle or did a womp rat die on your head? Idiot: Did you just...? What do you... Who do you...SHUT UP! Had me in god damn stitches.

[@soldier22881]

old republic gives me a whole lot of mass effect vibes for some reason, i know its made by the same company that made mass effect but something feels familiar, and the combat feels like world of warcraft

[@mtp0304]

Best funny comedic storyline to ply ever

[@wschnabel1987]

I could also see this set of lines working for a firefly game.

[@BlinciLIVE]

1:43 *Tom Hardy* : Lets only hurt bad guys *Venon* : We can do whatever we want

[@Chom20]

Oh look! It's a space version of the Postal guy! Edit: 6:50: Oh look! asian Baras

[@codyburnett1592]

Take a shot for every time the smuggler asks where is my ship lol

[@rhexahawke3737]

I loved the way you edited this, made me laugh more

[@optimaltt6070]

You just convinced me to do the Smuggler route. I never thought it would be HILARIOUS.

[@rachellevin9855]

Such a sweet little nerf-herder that smuggler is.

[@johnteets490]

"I'd rather drink a Hutt's bathwater." Last idea Disney needs is Delphina the Hutt. You laugh, but they'll make it. 🤣

[@Aatsau]

imperial officer: show your id smuggler: would you believe if i left in my other pants

[@Helicopter-guy]

Last ten minutes that was fantastic

[@colesate6086]

3:24 Slide to the left

[@Dumbrarere]

*W* *H* *E* *R* *E* *'* *S* *M* *Y* *S* *H* *I* *P* *?* *!* *!*

[@Awesoman66]

7:28 is the best.

[@jeffreyaguilar8028]

4:35 best conversation I have seen in a game

[@insecdroid]

Well what makes you think that’s me fatso? I’m dying of laughter

[@Xatalla]

Drat, no female smuggler playthrough. I had to take a moment when you can "flirt" (bang) with Skavak at the final meeting and then kill him. Amazing, possibly my favorite flirt option of the whole playthrough

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

5:50 this comes right up after bingewatching Sledge Hammer who talks to his gun

[@BlinciLIVE]

8:12 lmao

[@sethoquinn7122]

smuggler hands down has the BEST voice acting and funniest dialogue in the whole game

[@Fofers-1419]

I COULD CHARM THE HORNS OFF OF A KRYATE DRAGON

[@plmokm33]

3:55 made me literally burst out laughing.

[@Funinightmare]

"Does this mean I can come?"

[@Mitstel]

I have watched this like a thousand times. Gets me every time.

[@yoshitsune5691]

Where’s my Ship!

[@RuleofThreeTAG]

These dialogues are amazing, if Solo was like this I would have loved it.

[@MPdude237]

This is like watching a marvel move and a hybrid of Han and Starlord.

[@Cusifaii]

Love your videos

[@introvertedspider4857]

"Blast it captain!" "Say no more"

[@Soluscide]

Smuggler has some of the best lines, hands down.

[@banane2279]

My personal favorite is female smuggler turning down Darmas Pollaran at every opportunity. "Oh Darmas, you're slicker than a greased Hutt"

[@celestialspartan1176]

The smuggler sounds like Nathan Fillion.

[@TheMadsav1993]

At least you didn't shoot her . Next second later shots her

[@finalstorm9634]

Why do I get serious RvB Church vibe from the Captain ? 😆

[@kevinyo1169]

Basically, if Star-Lord was in the Star Wars Universe.

[@Fakeslimshady]

light side smuggler and dark side smuggler have different personalities

[@jeremiahgranger1566]

Same with neutral smuggler..

[@kreigguardsman3355]

I feel like Nathan Fillion would be great for this role

[@jeremiahgranger1566]

Maury Sterling was the voice for the Male Smuggler class, but I'm guessing Nathan Fillion would fit the Male Smuggler perfectly..