Steamed Hams, but Chalmers sneaks in, and Krusty Burger is a lot farther than it appears.

(Hopefully this is more clear and answers some of your questions about Skinner's epic journey to Krusty Burger and back. With some added surprises.).
Chalmers doesn't want to be seen walking to Skinner's house, so he sneaks up for their luncheon following a carefully timed entry window (but, Chalmers is just a little early). Afterwards on the way to Krusty Burger, Skinner briefly finds evidence of his arch-nemesis Bart, before the quest to fool Chalmers with fast food becomes more perilous than he expected.

[@flowerpower7401]

For me this is probably top 5 in steamed hams videos

[@BS-bd4xo]

BUT WHERE'S THE DAMN FIRETRUCK?!?!?!??!?! That alone easily makes it the worst steamed hams video.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

@@BS-bd4xo I don't deserve to call myself Billman because of this.

[@Chillwave6]

What if somebody made "but Krusty Burger is closed" OH HO HOHOHO

[@jessemccree448]

Delightfully devilish, Chilwave *6

[@josemanuelchavesbussi1098]

They made ir

[@josemanuelchavesbussi1098]

*it

[@normanclaret6492]

Asriel Dreemurr yeah he must looking for 1 year lol

[@davidaudette2857]

Hoho, you’re approaching me? I can’t be delightfully devilish without getting closer.

[@Ever_2008_ARG]

I like how Skinner's door is already open, yet Chalmers decides to wiggle the doorknob anyway

[@tranqle73]

Steamed Hams, but it’s the Director’s Cut.

[@SandyIRL]

Tran Le brilliant

[@Skribbly1]

Ő

[@AndrewChapman]

One of many Director's Cuts lol

[@discokitten5325]

There oughta be one where skinner is honest from the start and chalmers actually suggests krusty burger

[@hopepapernacky]

y e s

[@nicenice6468]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g53HqKt5YruEbJo

[@thepopulationofkazakhstan1116]

@@hopepapernacky I read this at the exact time Skinner said "yes"

[@gordon_freeman2542]

@@thepopulationofkazakhstan1116 Same.

[@albertochinello6269]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKS1c5uamqqiqqs here you have it, I found something similar

[@rayvenkman2087]

You're a odd fellow but you steamed a good director's cut.

[@tylerbrowntheeditingmaster6655]

Ray Venkman *streamed

[@Foozp333]

Tyler Brown The Editing Master he said steamed in purpose

[@Foozp333]

Tyler Brown The Editing Master thats the joke r/whoosh

[@rayvenkman2087]

YES! I've been noticed by senpai!

[@Sir_Diarrhoea]

Tyler Brown The Editing Master bruh

[@Ironsnake345ify]

I like how Skinner handled this situation similarly to how a lot of people would play a video game. He finds he's short on materials for the main quest, so he takes the back exit, towards some annoying random enemies. On the way to grab what he's looking for, he picks up a clue to advance a sidequest, plows through a river like he don't give a damn, and skyrims his way up a rocky cliffside. Then, burgers in tow, he notices a passing sky-bound decoration and decides to hitch a ride, taking it all the way back to the story quest he was preparing for. Admit it, you guys all play games basically the exact same way that Seymour played his life in this meme.

[@engineerbot]

Ironsnake345ify what is the name of the anime in your profile picture. I used to have a babysitter that would play that anime when she was there. But I forgot what it was called since I was 4 year olds.

[@LotsOfRamen]

Emerald Miner 299 Sgt. Frog

[@jamielishbrook2384]

Nope. I usually do a few side quests before starting the next story quest to make sure im ready for it.

[@Paninaulo]

Someone make an TL:DR for me

[@engineerbot]

Sgt Keroro I swear I’ve heard that name before. Jesus its all coming back!

[@peterrandall8717]

Brilliant. Especially the additional but where he flies back on the balloon.

[@prx2384]

There was indeed an additional butt

[@mydreaminghill]

This was one of the best Steamed Hams edits I’ve ever seen...

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Thank you. I should probably take more time with these. I sort of rush them out quickly because I do these as I'm waiting for actual work projects to render. Ha ha.

[@thebowz6525]

You welcome Khajiit with your presence

[@Aflay1]

I’ve seen better ones, but this is up there. Pretty high. With all of the Simpsons content, it’s amazing not a lot of people use anything outside of the Steamed Hams segment as far as dialogue or clips. I must say you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good meme.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

@@Aflay1 I know I'm three years late replying, but have you checked out Dark Simpsons? He uses every clip ever and does far more brilliant work than I.

[@FellowManofAggieland]

0:39-Skinner’s dialogue about the four men mooning him is comic gold.

[@jdg612]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅😂😅😂😅🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅💐💐💐👍👍👍

[@lilguygamingandmore]

Skinner, what are you talking about. You know it's not 7 at night. It's literally day time. So why are you lying

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Well, lots of things could be happening here in this instance. Skinner could be lying to his mother, but Chalmers would have called him out, since he did for everything else, didn't he? So then either Chalmers is complicit in lying to Agnes, or it's "technically" evening. Now the sun stays up pretty late depending on the season and where Springfield may be on the planet. For example, when I was in Seattle one summer, it felt like the sun didn't set 'til midnight. Any time after 6pm is technically evening, regardless of daylight conditions. Or... A wizard did it. I hope someone got fired for that blunder!

[@ryanhernandez8324]

His compulsive lying got the best of him. And right after he got away with all that with Chalmers, too! God damn it!

[@nubbyboi6523]

skinner with his crazy explanations-

[@lilguygamingandmore]

@@nubbyboi6523 super intendant is gonna need his medication

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

to teach mother that if she can see that theres a fire, she can see whats on a watch.

[@lucasistrom]

3:09 The steamed ham regenerates. Chalmers bit it, but when he shows Skinner, there is no longer a bite.

[@UnfinishedCombStudios]

St-elixer-med Ha-magic-s

[@alexandre8562]

It’s a mistake the animators mades.

[@greatandmightykevin]

I mean, what are we to believe, that it's a magic hamburger or something?

[@rtozier2011]

@@greatandmightykevin a wizard did it

[@WEndro333]

Boy I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

[@GretgorPooper]

I love how this video implies Skinner has school lockers in his courtyard.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

We never see his house from back... Wouldn't surprise me!

[@slerpderp6148]

Ironically i watched this around 7 o'clock friday night, mother.

[@guyspy21]

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

[@helloiamenergyman]

me too lol

[@mauigio]

I was the 100th like on this comment. Where the fuck is my monetization Jake Paul?

[@CharaDreemurr-9999]

If it weren't for this comment, I wouldn't have realized I was watching this at 7 on a Friday.

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

Skinner didn't owe Chalmers any explanation. He was an intruder in his home.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

TheDisarminghinkle hmmmmmm... that would make an interesting one. “Steamed Hams, but Chalmers is an intruder and Skinner calls the cops” or something.

[@littlebigcomrade]

This meme is a perfect meme. It has a good story, it’s funny to begin with, and it has a lot of potential within its material.

[@supermel1848]

This is actually very well edited! Probably the best Heamed Stams meme i've seen.

[@Fakerulez707]

Steamed Hams Director's Cut + DLC content

[@Walternity]

*SEVEN O'CLOCK FRIDAY NIGHT, MOTHER*

[@PompeySomerstown]

In eleven minutes it will be....

[@postironichno_innit]

*TIME FOR OUR WEEKLY SILLHOUETTE*

[@matthewisguy7336]

⁠@@postironichno_innit I love silhouette night!

[@icanliveforever1243]

Aww damn, you added some great new stuff.

[@Idiotic45]

I Can Live Forever Hi

[@TheTerribleUsername]

No you cant

[@music-channel69]

Chalmers sure is patient to be waiting there while a whole day passes.

[@raviolieothedisgustingsupe4504]

wouldn't the place have burned down by the time he got back

[@tammyalvarez4463]

RAVIOLIEO THE DISGUSTING SUPERMARKET DESTROYER let's pretend it just got on fire

[@anastasiachebotareva9088]

No the hams were undercooked this time

[@jma1170]

No u

[@tzctlpc]

He was going really fast but the slowed it.

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

"NOOOO, MOTHER DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW!!!!" *Screaming*

[@peytonreed937]

This is insane! Honestly, if I had some semblance (I BURN!) during the intro theme segment, I’d edit the audio from the original scenes from the episodes in! But still, I’m unsure if someone already did that or not. The internet is pretty damn massive. In planet terms.... I’d say the meme, let alone the internet itself.... Friggin bigger than the Milky Way, it be.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

It's not every day that a chatbot posts a comment while having a stroke.

[@peytonreed937]

Billman Warren what? Not feeling insulted here, just confused.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

I was as well. Not trying to be insulting. I'm just not aware of the reference you posted. But others seem to be.

[@SEiMEi_EXiSTS]

I Burn? IS THIS A RWBY REFERENCE??

[@peytonreed937]

SEiMEi you bet your booty!

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

That skinner balloon was providential. Imagine going down a vertical rock face with takeaway

[@professora8014]

It really makes you wonder how long the superintendent had to wait

[@tyrionlannister4452]

God it just never gets old does it. They get funnier each time, the segment itself is genius. The edits are just perfect lol

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Tyrion Lannister if you like these, I recommend checking out the Dark Simpsons channel. They do kind of the same idea I had with this video, but obviously with a darker twist at the end of each one. They didn’t get approved for KZbin partnership, so go help them out with a subscribble. I have nothing to do with them, but I feel a kindred connection and wanna help them out. I just do these for fun.

[@Burgerzaza]

"I didn't say steamed hams, I said Steamed *memes* "

[@themachinegodomnissiah2146]

Meme approved

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

I like how they're eating lunch at 7:00 at night

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Some Commenter Guy Skinner had to go a long way

[@matthewisguy7336]

Best time to eat lunch imo

[@thesupersonicstig]

When you forget about the main quest npc waiting for you while you do everything else.

[@AKennethNolan]

This was brilliantly edited.

[@superc.j]

Hey everybody, I'm embarking on an adventure across KZbin to watch every Steamed Hams post ever. Number of hams steamed: 42 Leave it to the director's cut to make Seymour look like such a badass.

[@catastrophic5527]

Gl

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

This 42?! Damn, that's lucky.

[@ccateni28]

I love this edit! All we need is more steamed hams and we'll be all set.

[@HandlebarOrionX]

This is honestly one of the better ones

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

*You're* honestly one of the better ones...

[@HandlebarOrionX]

@@ThatBillmanGuy I guess my content is good

[@bendytheinkdemon8065]

I like how Chalmers is also an odd fella.

[@ItsNotakin]

¨Gotcha you rumply doppelganger!¨

[@reidvandervoort5769]

It doesn’t help that Seymour sees Chalmers standing there

[@Davidpoland2005]

1:55 like a terminator coming out of fire

[@scifiguy9000]

What an epic journey to appease the super intendent with 'steamed hams'.

[@itsvairen334]

I definitely need some medication after this. I wonder if Chalmers can give me some?

[@Someguyhere111]

Chalmers, how are you struggling with that door? It's already open. Ajar, even.

[@Silver-ue7ev]

1:47 hes like some kind of... not... giving-up school guy!

[@memegodmemesandgames8140]

You did it you really did it thank you man just thank you

[@memegodmemesandgames8140]

Wait we didn't see the ride back

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

You didn’t see the balloon part?

[@memegodmemesandgames8140]

We saw the ballon but that's it after he grabbed on we didn't see him float back

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Ah. Well, we don’t see him run all the back from Krusty Burger with the food in the original either.

[@memegodmemesandgames8140]

Well thats why edits exist

[@Anonymous-73]

My god, he really went all the way to upstate New York to get his patented skinner burgers

[@saulbennett4677]

Those wine glasses are very thin.

[@mk1interactive944]

this has alot more effort than I expected

[@HazardousEnviroments]

1:32 Seymour casually picks up floor gun and licks it

[@jasonavidal8576]

Maybe I can call it: Steamed Hams but Chalmers sneaks in and Seymour goes on an adventure to Krusty Burgers

[@Sly88Frye]

Principal Skinner just lied to his mom about the time. It's broad daylight

[@WhoElseButZane]

Stand up for yourself skinner. The man just broke in

[@jackdripinson4843]

“ *seven o’ clock, Friday night mother* “ Literally broad daylight

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Jack's GTA Videos meh. Here where I’m at, the sun doesn’t seem to go down til 8pm right now.

[@emeraldheart2050]

Alternate title 1: Steamed Hams but it’s ACTUALLY creative Alternate title 2: Steamed Hams but it’s a crossover of other episodes

[@mathieuleader8601]

Buttzilla hates buttz

[@realQuestion]

high quality improvements, gj

[@SprightlyValentino]

I lost it at Big Butt Skinner.

[@rayofsunshine8743]

He's really determined to get to Krusty Burger

[@zippythewolf2240]

NO MOTHER DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOOW

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

“Pi Pika! Pika pika pikaaaaaaaa!”

[@thecreekmen7674]

NO MOTHER DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW! AGGHHHHH!!

[@runawaycat4594]

0:18 - 0:22 I see Chalmers has met my grandfather

[@Gamering22]

Takes bite out of steamed ham Is complete when he presents it to Skinner

[@CorbinTheGreatLeader77]

Alternative Title:"Steamed Hams [EXTENDED VERSION]"

[@Commentingstick]

Now we know that the world of steamed hams is bigger than you think

[@matthewcasiglio2539]

Ol skinner thinks about punching 👊 chalmers in this 1

[@krassilverfang5504]

I like how the house has the school inside it

[@deskish3930]

0:07 you remembered to remove the credit this time!

[@Vaishino]

I thought we were having steamed clams. *thinks about the mooning kids* No, I said pressed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

[@HeavyMetalBarpiano]

The balloon soaring to the oil platform killed me. 😂😂😂

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Glad you enjoyed it. Ha ha. I haven't made anything in a while.

[@TheonetruedogTheDog]

Add more scenes about his journey back, his journey there, what he gets, etc. (if you want)

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

I've been meaning to go back through the Simpsons (I have the first 10 seasons on my computer) and rewatch them for Skinner scenes I can pull out. Basically I'm doing this all off of memory of scenes and whether they are on KZbin or not.

[@TheonetruedogTheDog]

OK. Keep up the great work!

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

Billman Warren why only the first 10? The new seasons aren’t THAT bad. Granted, they’re not what they used to be but they’re still watchable most of the time.

[@bmepnt]

AGS 15 I don’t think it’s because they’re bad per se, but for the reason of keeping it at least somewhat consistent to the animation style that the original Steamed Hams had

[@TheonetruedogTheDog]

Also you should make it night when he returns and have Chalmers contemplate whether he should leave or not, maybe even have him about to leave or something like that.

[@anonymoususer6639]

Furret walks to Krusty Burger with Skinner.

[@UltraHylia]

Love how Marge shouts "Principal Skinner?!" even though she's not there

[@tohopes]

Agnes recording the precise time of her death.

[@hvafaenskaljeghete1800]

Steamed hams unrated version with bonus deleted scenes. "Double mint trying to double your fun eh bart? well i double your detention wish someone was around to hear that" 279.212 people heard it skinner also anyone notice when skinner picks up the gum his left arm is green?.

[@leociresi4292]

Seymour:”What if I get burgers from the Back Rooms and pass them off as my own cooking? Hohoho! Delightfully Devilish!” Bacteria monster:”Seymour!”

[@SilverSpade92]

I like the Terminator 2 vibe in the middle of this video.

[@lhaviland8602]

3:51 Chris Chan's house, 2021 colorized.

[@HXF333]

Its so funny when i zooms in Skinners face when he's in the water

[@Jotari]

Sky is pretty bright for 7pm.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

floooooooooooooooood Depends on where Springfield is...

[@reactionboyguy]

"7 'o clock, Friday *night* mother!"

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Steamed Hams, but Chalmers sneaks in, and Krusty Burger is a lot farther than it appears. Momentum 100

[@rydogjkjr3325]

This would actually make an episode

[@corngamming]

3:14 The burger can regenerate. *WE CAN'T KILL THEM*

[@aheadsounds2522]

chalmers came for lunch and stayed for dinner

[@weirdman5215]

That Kill Bill bit was great

[@mayitostudios6825]

Skinner the search of the steam hams.

[@the24thcoolguyinhistory]

After he comes back home and then I turns to a normal SimpSons Episode

[@asptv25]

0:47 I laughed so fricken hard 😂

[@ploopybear]

3:55 Hooly shit it's 7:19 Tuesday night where I am This is so alien

[@Mikewee777]

I liked the other one where he pushed bart into a blender full of missing students.

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Mike Richard I haven’t seen that one yet, but I was originally thinking of one with that scene. Implying the hamburgers were kids. Ha ha

[@kamalpasha6702]

Steamed hams with a fire like Firehouse Tales

[@bentutt8242]

Can’t believe Seymour went all the way to upstate New York to get his custom-made patented skinner burgers.

[@caramelapple3118]

I like how the video continues after all that

[@Koellenburg]

lol, the crustyburger far away was a great cut :D

[@logo203]

A. K. A. Steamed Hams Extended (FIXED)

[@garystinten9339]

4 hour steamed hams.. not on repeat.. but a full 4 hour steamed hams.

[@johnsummers1659]

This is amazing .

[@salvatoremigliore2872]

1:12 why doesnt Skinner ask why Chalmers is in his house HMMMMMM

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Sal Migliore Seymour was waiting for him. Chalmers snuck in because he didn’t want anyone else seeing him visiting Skinner. But if you can find an episode where Seymour says “why are you in my house?” or anything like that, I’ll make an entirely new Steamed Hams video based on it.

[@reesespieces9894]

I should be doing homework but instead I'm watching memes

[@basedbattledroid3507]

TheRodUpThatMan'sButtMustHaveARodUpIt'sButt *NOOOMOTHURRRDON'TLOOOKOUTDUHWINDOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!*

[@floatingf8783]

Alternate title: Steamed Hams Extended Version

[@xnavarro127isback4]

This is the sequel to Steam Hams