Steamed Hams but Skinner is indecisive, has short memory loss and Chalmers grunts more.

[@Dr3amW1zard]

Skinner and the superintendent are performing a play and Skinner is having a very hard time remembering his lines

[@dylankaiser5546]

Skinner reminds me of Dory from finding nemo

[@FLYNN_TAGGART]

He has a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start!

[@FopdoodIe]

@Stick Dude "teather"

[@nocturnalbutterfly897]

Thousand'th Like!

[@grandomrye3873]

He sure is good at improv.

[@alicealysia]

Chalmers needs to give the guy a break, he obviously doesn't even know what he's serving or why

[@thatoneguy2787]

TF Ranter yes

[@ShadowNinja452]

I think the Superintendent isn’t the only one who’s gonna need medication...

[@depressedkermit3752]

I hate you tho

[@rakenyt]

why is this comment so funny

[@lukestreams5956]

Underrated comment 😂

[@Leetransform25]

"That isn't smoke, it's-...excuse me for one second" _checks oven_

[@Yoseqlo1]

My roast is ruined!

[@draconusfrigidus]

@@Yoseqlo1 3:57 - Then he has to go back in the kitchen to remind himself of this again.

[@sakonan4883]

but what, if he were to purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking? ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Seymour

[@simonemastroianni1985]

That made me laugh a lot. Lol

[@haha_funny_pizza_man]

Lmao

[@murky1608]

I love how it looks like Chalmers desperately wants to see the aurora borealis.

[@0xVENx0]

Murky Inferno i was so sad for him, specially with how he got teased

[@funnylittlecreature]

He just looks at Seymour in anguish

[@primowithgems]

"No"

[@mrperson8]

I’m the 1,000th like.

[@TomIannucci22]

I know same

[@MarsellusWallace]

4:20 It's like Chalmers was waiting for his cue to deliver his usual lines. Skinner says a whole bunch of nonsense, and Chalmers' only reaction is "myeh", but the instant he hears Aurora Borealis, he suddenly launches into this incredulous tirade.

[@MarsellusWallace]

I'm confused. Did you think I said 4:20 just because "lolol it's like the marijuana day!" or...?

[@bvedant]

I mean he had to include Aurora borealis somewhere in the video. That part was probably one of the funniest in the clip

[@JvanEdits]

MarsellusWallace Describe what you looks like

[@eva-kp6jh]

Hey, Wallace, the Brazilian man wants your address, social security number, and a face pic.

[@JvanEdits]

lol, it was a pulp fiction reference

[@mikael7084]

SKINNER'S GONNA NEED HIS MEDICATION

[@cosmobane6995]

mikael hescrazy

[@mauigio]

Love this edit

[@dokianimations3702]

@@cosmobane6995 actually its brain damage that causes amnesia (short term memory loss)

[@eifary9887]

@@dokianimations3702 some kinds of psychosys do the same too

[@Acuaril]

Hmm...uh....n-.....ye-......NOOOOO-.........hmm.... *Ye-.........s*

[@M3lw4r3]

The part where he's paranoid about the door before going through the window was the best imo

[@urmemegay7929]

Should had been like this in the original

[@MrGamenerd9999]

Very relatable I've pretty much had that exact thing happen where I'd keep double checking if someone's gonna walk in and then once I get to thing-doing they immediately walk in

[@fco64]

​@@MrGamenerd9999 yep

[@mrscruffles801]

People do that intentionally I swear. Let me work in peace.

[@snbeast9545]

"Good Lord, what is happening in there?!" "It's isometric excercise!... That's what I call hamburgers!... Uh... upstate New York?"

[@goodname63]

Lol

[@jasonahdjfhsdfg]

This bit really made me laugh.

[@sakonan4883]

imagine he said it's mouthwatering isometric exercise XD mmm steamed exercise

[@inconsistenttimebomb6922]

UPSTATE NEW YORK?! At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within your kitchen?!

[@MrCnote1993]

“It’s an Albany expression”

[@TheStrangr]

This is actually a pretty brilliant tactic. Bombard someone with so much nonsensical information that they become confused and just start going with your shit. Skinner is secretly a genius.

[@DansuB4nsu03]

That's how propaganda works. Bombard people with nonsensical information and lies that are mixed in with truth, until they're unable to tell the difference and just gobble up whatever info you feed them. Take a look at most authoritarian regimes in history, for example. Similar tactics are used by some modern mass media, such as some Western media outlets and certain social media sites as well.

[@verdar3662]

Delightfully devilish

[@AnthonyPanics]

It's like Skinner came to the set hung over and didn't memorize his lines, and Chalmers is so baffled while trying to stay in character because apparently he needs to be the professional actor on set.

[@badatnamesrea5217]

YES

[@gummie2032]

Yep

[@jennifercorbett8640]

I like this interpretation.

[@foraminuteforaminute4056]

Very clever and apt analogy.

[@markisaki979]

His eyes look slightly reddened in this edit, so it looks like he's stoned.

[@heddalee]

He keeps forgetting that he's supposed to keep up the lie that he was making steamed hams, but Chalmers helpfully waits while Skinner rifles through various non-relevant explanations until he gets to the 'right' one.

[@TDRR_Gamez]

At the end it would have been perfect if Skinner went back into the kitchen and said again "My roast is ruined!"

[@heddalee]

No.

[@rome8180]

@@heddalee Yes

[@mertensiam3384]

@@rome8180 oh, ho ho ho ho! No. Uhhh yes!

[@ianfinrir8724]

... aurora borealis?

[@MetalMockingjay]

This is uncomfortably realistic. It is also realistically uncomfortable.

[@hudsonball4702]

Skinner was never the same after Chalmers accidentally hit him with his car. Chalmers felt so remorseful, he paid a visit to Skinner every day, even though Skinner's brain injury prevented him from remembering him the previous day.

[@dragonballfandbl8012]

Ah yes, that’s why there are so many steamed hams videos, it’s documenting all of chalmer’s visits to skinner

[@scj6693]

Memento (2000)

[@Praetorian8814]

@@scj6693 Oh see I thought it was a reference to 50 First Dates lol.

[@scj6693]

@@Praetorian8814 it might’ve been, i just liked making the reference to Memento since it’s such a good movie

[@parkertitle1923]

@@scj6693 its probably both

[@Heckandback]

Uhh...y-eh...you know the-...yes! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable-uhh...Superintendent Chalmers!...Welcome!

[@snbeast9545]

Missed opportunity: "Seymour! The house is on fire!" "No, Mother, it's just upstate New York!"

[@leociresi4292]

Help! Heeeeeelp!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@owendiaram3870]

"SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" "Ah, Superintendent Mother, welcome!"

[@icecold0622]

Chalmers:GOOD LORD WHST IS HAPPENING IN THERE Skinner:uh upstate New York?

[@Cucumber01]

icecold sonic, so true though!🤣

[@thatoneheavymain237]

Uh... UPSTATE NEW YORK?!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!?

[@thatoneheavymain237]

@ჯაყელისTV ... may I Albany?

[@thatoneheavymain237]

@ჯაყელისTV I see.

[@phantomaviator1318]

@ჯაყელისTV Well, I'm from Utica.

[@ReactAsyIum]

I love how the context of even the intact lines is completely changed. Like after 2:20-2:37 when Chalmers asks "you call hambugers steamed hams?" It's less in disbelief and more for confused clarification at Skinners bumbling nonsense. Little something I appreciate. Lot's of thought put into this one.

[@vzm4663]

Yep, nice thing you pointed out there xD He really just wants clarification cuz Skinner keeps bumbling his words 😂

[@heddalee]

I think the original and this version both accentuate that Chalmers ultimately doesn't care what Skinner says; this videotaped version heightens it by having Chalmie respond rather indifferently to utter nonsense.

[@literallyafishhook]

​@@heddalee i'm sorry... chalmie???

[@heddalee]

@@literallyafishhook fine, have it your way. The Chalmster.

[@singleplayermoments]

4:51 - 5:02 The look of agony on Chalmers’ face while he waits for Skinner’s response! 🤣🤣 He REALLY wanted to see Aurora Borealis.

[@marloscatos3001]

This video is so underrated, it deserves to have more attention honestly. Had some great laughs.

[@biucc23]

I think right the same of you when i saw that 208 likes, this video is really nice edited with that arguments, i laughed a lol. But i didn't feel any different on chalmers

[@heddalee]

Exactly. Chalmers is less important here - he's not part of the joke any longer.

[@randomtexanguy9563]

This video is now so rated, it deserves to have 59% more attention honestly.

[@underhallandeframling3267]

Mee too it's great

[@trick2913]

Gotta agree with ya there

[@Tocaraca]

“Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl” lmao

[@necromancer8725]

Tocaraca like this? *CRIIIIIIIIIIIIII*

[@leociresi4292]

Nelson:”Haw haw!

[@Charles_Anthony]

That line made me laugh so hard

[@alansilver4419]

"That's what I call hamburgers - No. Upstate New York? No." --keep at it Skinner, you'll get there!

[@JohnSapato]

5:23 I love how awkward this bit is. Skinner doing some weird gestures and Chalmers is like "wtf?!"

[@Charles_Anthony]

Skinner literally forgot how to give a simple "thumbs up" sign

[@cerocero2817]

I relate so much to skinner checking the door before doing something dumb only for someone to barge through as soon as he gets himself in a hard to explain position.

[@billyh88uk]

This is a tragic depiction of Alzheimer’s and the degenerative effect it has on the human mind. The moment of realisation from Chalmers at 4:59 that his friend is deeply unwell was a heartbreaking moment.

[@shosho_hrubblefongers9311]

Steamed hams but it's my life

[@Chillwave6]

MYEH

[@shaggyrogers5959]

And it's now or never!

[@theoriginalnumba1cook]

Julian Reardon guess there’s no video (‘-‘)

[@UltraHylia]

0:31 “Err...” “Err......” “Errrrr....” “*ERRRRRRRR*” It’s almost as if Skinner wanted Superintendent Chalmers to help him figure out what was going on, and was slowly trying to gain his attention by making confused noises.

[@abacaxidasorte2377]

P

[@Acuaril]

Err......hmm......i do-.....o-........k.........hmmm.............o...k...ok

[@shayne2559]

*GASP* OH YEGADS!! that isn't smoke it's.... Excuse me for one second.. *checks the oven* MY ROAST IS RUINED!!!

[@leociresi4292]

:40 Skinner Tina Belcher expression

[@juneru2]

Steamed Hams but Skinner forgot his lines.

[@fl4k71]

3:55 that was unexpected, totally killed me 😂

[@DonutMaster56]

4:46 is the part that cracked me

[@Adrianadipaula]

@@DonutMaster56 Lol

[@Adrianadipaula]

@@DonutMaster56 tru

[@radartechnicianbob8208]

Hearing Skinner's muffled bellowing and the repeated roast revelation at 3:56 and 4:11 had me crying.

[@BBoy4040]

The buildup to "No" at 4:52 kills me every time

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Poor Skinner needs a hug and a moment to think.

[@MajorBjork]

3:50 absolutely killed me when he gets up and sits straight back down 😂

[@heddalee]

He walks into a room that is on fire, and all he thinks is, "my roast is ruined!" - never mind that they've already been eating steamed hams for lunch, so who even cares about his roast.

[@draconusfrigidus]

He needed to remind himself of why the kitchen was on fire.

[@heddalee]

@Mitchell Williamson Yes, people, I'm aware he had memory problems. The point is, he walked into a burning room and only seems to have noticed a small (and by that point insignificant) part of what was happening. It's not that he forgot that he already knew his roast burnt, it's that he's only looking at the roast while the rest of the kitchen is in flames. His memory problems serve that joke, not the other way round. Work with me, people.

[@Alfonso162008]

@@heddalee I like how you're willing to continue the argument even after 2+ years of writing your original comment 😂 Uh... I mean- ...upstate New York?

[@heddalee]

@@Alfonso162008

[@Alfonso162008]

@@heddalee well, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham

[@Eledu1238]

"That's not smoke it's st- Excuse me for one second **realize his roast is ruined* My roast is ruined!!" The best part 😂😂😂

[@TheSkykidof68]

"You call hamburgers Steamed Hams ?... Ohohoho noooo, that's what I call hamburgers" Why is this so funny?

[@max-rdj9741]

We need a Memento-style remake of this to really understand Seymour's perspective

[@musmus-culus]

This feels like when you're playing a game and have to try out all the dialogue options to figure out which ones advance the plot.

[@seandunne4931]

The part where Skinner tries to explain his burning kitchen was like a multiple choice video game, where picking the right line advances the story.

[@LendMeYourSuperCar]

Show ya beebz

[@andreibaciu7518]

it wasn't the superintendent that needed his medication

[@IOA21]

When the PTSD from your war days hits HARD and you forget the meds again.

[@ThatWackyWaffle]

“JOHNNY!!”

[@brody2199]

1:58 chalmers expression is so funny to me and I don't know why

[@WindowsXPMapping1]

I love at 4:02 Skinner welcomes Chalmers, When he already did

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

"I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" *Pan to Chalmers who's been eating hamburgers for a while already* This one was pretty brilliant honestly.

[@dr.flacko203]

1:15 when you've played the level twice already and you're waiting for the villain but he gets you anyways

[@facelessnas6499]

Skinner truly is an odd fellow

[@leociresi4292]

But he steams a good ham

[@RobLangdonIsStupid]

This is the best one. No doubt.

[@Marverick1998]

RobLangdonIsStupid because it's so fucking relatable.

[@underhallandeframling3267]

@@Marverick1998 I am fucking crying from laughter right now

[@handsomebrick]

The Pulp Fiction one, hands down.

[@felynecomrade]

Gorrilaz

[@G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s]

My grandfather has end stage dementia, and this is too relatable.

[@weckar]

4:29 my favorite part. "Upstate New York?"

[@magma1264]

It's like Chalmers knew he would fuck everything up and is just humoring him out of pity and respect for the disabled. But Skinner is trying his patience His reaction at 4:34 is like "Of all the lies you could have come up with, you chose Aurora Borealis?!"

[@HiperPivociarz]

It's great that Chalmers is willing to look past Skinner's mental handicap, because they're friends.

[@CanadaPlayz48]

His excuse for going back into the kitchen was stretching his calves

[@sonic40001]

2:12 I was honestly expecting Skinner to run back

[@lemonadesnake]

"Superintendent Chalmers is crying at home like a little girl" Sure Skinner, sure.

[@cjnunca9007]

chalmers in this is what its like being the only person that bothered to memorize your lines in a high school play

[@PlanetAwesomenessProductions]

2:04 Mmmmmmm.... *STEAMED HAMS*

[@Omnipresentponi]

I love how he puts emphasis on the hams

[@matthiasbachetzky3085]

His line is ruined! 🤪

[@FriskyD.]

He actually said it in this one

[@hawksthechickennugget]

😂😂😂😂 I died laughing

[@leociresi4292]

Jon Hamm won’t be visiting Seymour’s house anytime soon😂

[@halopro8958]

5:13 Right after he finished saying that and looked down at Chalmers he should have said “Ah Superintendent Chalmers, welcome!”

[@Marverick1998]

This video speaks to me on a personal level.

[@itsmebeter3538]

skinner is suffering an early stage of dementia.

[@NoelleHoliday97]

I love how it just looks like Chalmers is giving Skinner time to think up lies because of pity

[@tylerbaatz1]

5:20 soon as chalmers walks away Skinner should of said ah super intendent chalmers welcome. 😂

[@TheSleigherKing]

I like how after he leaves through the window, he doesn't run straight away because of either his short term memory loss and/or indecisiveness.

[@Vaporvision]

This actually portrays Skinner the exact way intended, and it's absolutely lovely. He really does seem like someone with short term memory loss, like in behaviour and what in particular is forgotten.

[@kilsya1392]

This is actually skinner having a prolonged stroke

[@SU76M]

Damn, you made very good job for Skinner's and Chalmer's expressions, that one in 2:01 was wonderful.

[@Cats777]

This is what social anxiety feels like.

[@normankaminski1048]

“No mother, it’s just the northern lights. Uh NO! Right now superintendent charmers is at home crying like a little girl”

[@buna-gf8ku]

0:24 was gold

[@goozer326]

This video is so hilarious and underrated, here are some of the highlights: *Seymour opens the door to see his oven smoking* *Seymour pulls the door towards himself and then opens it again repeatedly* "Uh..." "U H..." "U H H H . . ." "U H H H H H H . . ." *gasp* *looks in oven* "Oh ye gods! That isn't smoke, it's- 'scuse me for one second." *looks in oven again* "My roast is ruined!" "Uh..... oh, that isn't smoke! It's y-eh-, my roast is ruined!" "Oh, that isn't smoke, it's steam." *cuts to Chalmers whose eyes are wide open* "Steam from the steamed clams we're having." "M M M M M, steamed hams!" "No, no, I said- uh, hamburgers!" "No." "Hohohoho, no!" "Patented Skinner burgers!" "Yes!" "No, I said steamed hams." *cuts to Chalmers with a blank expression on his face* "That's what I call hamburgers." "You call hamburgers steamed hams?" "Hohohoho, no!" "That's what I call hamburgers." "Meh." "It's a- uh- hohoho- ho, it's a regional dialect." "Uh-huh, eh, what region? "Uh, Upstate New York?" *cuts again to Chalmers with a perplexed look on his face* "Uh, no, Utica." "Meh." "Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"." "Oh, not in Albany, no, it's a Utica expression." "Uh, no it's an Albany expression." "Y'know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger." "Hohohoho, no." *yet again we cut to Chalmers with a blank stare* "Yes, patented mouthwatering Skinner burgers!" "No, steamed hams." *for yet another time we cut to Chalmers who has a blank stare on his face but this time says* "Meh." "Yes!" "For steamed hams?" " *breathes* No- y-eh-." "'Scuse' me for one second." "Oh, just stretching my calves." "Of course" *you can hear Skinner's voice muffled in his kitchen* "Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined!" *back to the dining room* " *yawn* Superintendent Chalmers welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" *cuts to Chalmers, this time he is casually eating a burger.* " *yawn* Well, that was wonderful!" *goes back into burning kitchen* *you can once again hear Skinner muffled in his kitchen* "My roast is ruined!" *as Skinner is coming back out of his kitchen* "Uh, oh-ah *yawn* Well I'm pooped!" "Yes I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!" "Uh, oh, that isn't smoke, it's isometric exercise." *again cuts to a blank stare on Chalmers' face* "That's what I call hamburgers, no, Upstate New York?" "Meh." "No, Aurora Borealis?" *Chalmers then goes through his usual spiel* "Y-eh, ah, ho- hoho- yes!" "May I see it?" "Hmm?" *we again cut to Chalmers who has a nervous look because he hopes Skinner will let him see the Aurora Borealis in his kitchen* "Mhmm, mhmm." *we cut to Chalmers again with a similar look on his face* "Mmm, no." "Seymour, the house in on fire!" *Skinner hesitates for a second* "Y-eh, no, mother it's just- ah, it's just the northern lights." "No." "Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl!" If you didn't notice, it's almost the entire video, cause like I said, it's a really good video.

[@insertgooduserhere6328]

I've watched so many steamed hams edits that I can tell this is a higher pitch than the original. ....I should get a life

[@Hayden_Lummus]

What I love about this Steamed Hams video is that it plays out like one actor who definitely isn’t off book yet and os trying to improvise his way through it all while the other actor can’t really offer much to help

[@hello0959]

Now knowing this scene word for word, Skinner's fish brain is painful to watch

[@markingpliers]

0:53 me deciding whether or not I'll watch KZbin and Netflix while an unstarted five-page​ essay is due the next day

[@FireyDeath4]

I think he has dementia The video quality definitely contributes to that vibe. It has a musty aura, like this is a really old place

[@Sebartak]

This is excellent. It deserves way more views.

[@sakanaojiii2963]

5:11 "Right now, Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl" "Really?" "My roast is ruined"

[@je9783]

Oh no, skinner has demencia

[@cordyceps7531]

The absolute icing on the cake would’ve been Skinner being indecisive about running back in the house at the end.

[@44890chrisc]

This is probably the best edit of this scene that I've seen yet. I knew it'd be good the second that Skinner hesitated at the door.

[@heddalee]

I watch this over and over. I just noticed the running noise at the beginning. So Skinner runs towards the front door and stops suddenly, for no apparent reason. Nice.

[@junglejuicejuno]

Skinner had to check if it was smoke... That’s one indecisive person

[@5TC]

I love these alternate steamed hams videos

[@WreckingWood]

Original Steamed Hams: Dramatic retelling This Video: Reality

[@LKDesign]

Would have liked Seymore to go: No, mother, it's just... Uhh.. It's just the northern lights. No. Yutaka.

[@morthecrazyguy4724]

2:13 i thought that at this part skinner will say: "ah superintendent chalmers welcome" that would have been funny. but don't get me wrong, the video is still funny as it is. nice work

[@onlycheez]

Haha! That actually would've been better!

[@long_strong8843]

Skinner: "Wait, what was I supposed to do? Ummm… this? No… uhhhh…"

[@mgr_video_productions]

Steamed Hams: Dementia Edition

[@brettmaul2891]

Skinner is a fairly accurate representation of me trying to make decisions in my daily life

[@sausagethegodofcurry]

I love this. It's so fucking awkward and uncomfortable. It's like a beautifully awkward social train wreck you can't help but gawk at

[@gjfjfgjdhjd1303]

"I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable... uhhh..."

[@HellishSpoon]

A real odd fellow.

[@tasertag7513]

Really odd.

[@long_strong8843]

3:57 that is what Chalmers actually hears in the real Steamed Hams. When Skinner goes into his kitchen and sees that his roast is burned.

[@WiloPolis03]

That isn't smoke, it's, ye uh, My roast is ruined!

[@thequeertelope7941]

"That isn't smoke, it's isometric exercise"

[@JuanRuiz-uy2mg]

0:45 LOL!

[@mil4023]

When you walk into a room and forget why you're there:

[@ilmop]

No! That isn't smoke, it's... MY ROAST IS RUINED! That isn't smoke, it's steam. *_me trying to sell a lie_*

[@veggiet2009]

Looks like skinner may have executive dysfunction

[@pestilenssi8979]

Can relate

[@LegionEagles22]

skinner's gonna need his medication

[@Tanrdsgener]

I have severe adhd, including lack of focus and short term memory issues, so I feel this a lot.