Jeff Bezos is a Cartoon Villain

[@EddyBurback]

more like jeff peezos

[@dreamman5588]

My name jeff

[@mr.moviemafia]

Come on Eddy, GET EM!

[@pepsiman228]

shit pisszos

[@poggers3218]

Gottem

[@Geordje]

haha good one eddy, I love you

[@TheMrAman]

You failed to mention that 2 of his streaming service’s most successful shows have an evil Superman in it, which seems like anti Superman propaganda to me

[@usernamesmeannothing]

My God...

[@calumhouston3308]

My god you're right.....

[@niftyspiffyguy]

If he’s Lex then who is Superman supposed to be a symbol for?

[@TheMrAman]

@@niftyspiffyguy superman

[@menofscoobistherepublic7660]

oh goodness

[@OneTopic]

*evil bald* is such a recognizable trait

[@Sticky-Starz]

ooga booga

[@azariahmacpherson1320]

oiga boiga

[@annoyingnessbeginswithme5698]

Ooga boogs

[@leme9909]

oosga booag

[@ninjatortise8958]

I mean, just because he acts really weird and acts like a villain doesn't mean he's actually done villainess things. Like, he's donated over 100 million dollars to food banks during the coronavirus pandemic and 10 billion dollars to climate change. Would an evil person do that ?

[@fleshpuppetpanda11]

One of my bald friends laughs similarly and it's genuine. He has a beard, however. That's where all of his goodness is kept.

[@Jess-pe8bq]

The sound between a great laugh and a villain laugh is similar, but depends on the wielder

[@hotcheetos304]

🤣

[@DrGreatScott]

So the difference between Kingpin and Santa's laughs is the beard

[@sy-fb1xv]

laughter is in the ear of the beholder

[@wilson4395]

Your friend has a hearty laugh like most bald guys with beards do

[@Flaming_Saturn]

Jeff is probably the kind of guy to go “Curses! Foiled again!” Whenever a minor inconvenience happens

[@msd7544]

I read this in Mr Burns’ voice. Then I realised Mr Burns is kind of a sweetheart compared to most billionaires

[@ross9944]

He's definitely just the principal from Clone High

[@byurBUDdy]

Shouldn't we all.

[@Alphoric]

He’s the type of guy to own yellow minions in his basement as he’s gru

[@Alphoric]

@@ross9944gru from despicable me

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Unfortunately Eddy died after making this video, he accidentally went swimming in his AmazonBasics© concrete shoes™ and drowned. All future videos on his channel will be created by Robot Eddy, and sponsored by Audible™

[@quenchedcherry4369]

This message was brought to you by Amazon

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

This must be the clone Gus was talking about on the podcast!

[@Ryanlexz]

Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

@@Ryanlexz ?

[@elbowsbuns1896]

@@lavasharkandboygirl9716 just report his comments. He's been spamming the same comment in a bunch of reply threads.

[@ZavierG1]

It's not just the laugh, it's the way he keeps his eyes wide open while laughing as if hes sizing up his next meal

[@mariagiani9628]

Oh God I choked on my boba at 1 am reading this 😭

[@taylortek5031]

@@mariagiani9628 same :((((

[@BlackDogDenton]

Best comment!

[@RedHotMessResell]

He’s part raptor. 😂😂😂

[@caseys2698]

@@mariagiani9628 never watch/read/listen to funny things while drinking/eating boba, it's a bad combo to say the least. I can't even eat boba normally without almost choking 😂😂

[@garbagejaz]

Being bald doesn't make you evil, "evil bald" seems to be when they had hair before and the baldness was part of their evil transformation

[@hamilmiller8940]

This

[@owliviabelly]

He had hair… until he got a taste of power… lol

[@dragonboi1821]

i think its also because he was smiling in all his hair-headed photos, now he just deadpans, and he has some lazy eyelid shit. because it doesn't matter how he looks, he's rich enough to buy your opinions and make them perfect for him

[@jacobwheeler1348]

Opposite of One Punch Man

[@jw1zard606]

This is the moment Jeff Besos became Heisenberg

[@MrDarthT]

"Bezos eating iguana" has strong "Saturn Devours his Son" vibes.

[@DevinWoodruff]

Most underrated comment right here. First time I saw that painting it gave me nightmares.

[@smallandstressed2364]

I hate that I know that painting by name and could immediately see the resemblance. It’s uncanny.

[@thelastvalkyrie1998]

Truer words never spoken.

[@moss7675]

bezos is a cannibal then

[@Ryanlexz]

Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣

[@maximilianm7324]

Eddy doesn't make videos often, but when he does, he makes powerful enemies.

[@peanutbutter7721]

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Eddy has discovered the secret door to high society.

[@nutsyear]

Who’s that one guy who wanted to kill him

[@nofluffingtv3037]

Oh no it’s Jeff’s account!

[@davidsimcox3255]

The Eminem of creators...., "shuts em up quick!!" 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@notmyname8144]

Dr. Bezos is after eddy now

[@joemountfort1166]

You may have released this video too early, he's very recently invested in an "age reversal" company so we gotta add wanting to live forever to his list of cartoon villain traits

[@riiverends3951]

bro WHAT

[@hearts4mikey]

LMAO

[@cinderellaskeleton6720]

WE LITERALLY HAVE A DOCTOR WHO EPISODE OF WHY THAT IS A BAD IDEA

[@demonprincess5714]

HEY WHAT THE HELL

[@JayPlusForerunner]

Now way😂

[@neil2345]

Eddy's like the crazy guy in movies who preaches against the one person who rises to power and gets ignored, but is eventually proven right and tracked down by the protagonist... Only to find that he's now a reclusive hermit living in solitude. After refusing the protagonists offer to join him, he has a moment clarity and joins the fight right at the end.

[@elliottowens8913]

And bezos is about to defeat the main protagonist while saying some weird monologue, only to get attacked by eddy. The main protagonist then says something like “eddy your back!”

[@joshs3775]

​@@elliottowens8913this was a good movie, thanks for the recommendation

[@michaelramsey82]

@@elliottowens8913 And after kicking Jeff's ass, Eddy then turns to the protagonist and says "It's actually pronounced Burback."

[@ButteredToits-]

@@michaelramsey82 "Fuck! I've been calling him bareback all this time! I thought it was a hero nickname!"

[@valentinecore]

eddy is the onceler basically

[@TeaAndAPiano]

something also to consider is that Jeff's aware of cartoon villainy. He's also rich enough that if he wanted hair, he'd have it. So the real question is, how much of this cartoonish villainy is on purpose

[@deletedaccount5826]

The man wouldn't even need fake hair, Jeff Bezos could basically hire someone to create the cure to baldness.

[@tgreaux5027]

A lot of times when men who are bald are already in the public eye they don't want to get hair implants because they know they are going to get roasted horribly. I highly doubt he gives the slightest shit about "cartoon villany" or the fact he appears that way to some people. He's the CEO of the largest corporation in the world and owns countless companies and organizations. He has no time for that silliness.

[@deletedaccount5826]

@@tgreaux5027 I would enjoy this reply if this whole comment section wasn't joking, and if everyone actually thought Jeff Bezos was a cartoon villian. Sadly for you Greaux, this is not the case.

[@peachy_lili]

@@tgreaux5027 it always makes me giggle watching presumably middle class people defend billionaires and trying to figure out which thing set them off. was it the bald thing? it's 2021, people are way less shallow now in general. being bald isn't a big deal like it was in the 90s and before. (it never should have been, but trends are dictated by whatever makes money, so...)

[@thecoldglassofwatershow]

@@tgreaux5027 Elon musk didn’t care

[@lchasel]

Jeffs laugh combined with his eyes is just chilling

[@samwinchester1326]

It's haunting

[@swaroopajit]

I really thought Eddy was exaggerating but that shit actually gave me the chills.

[@MeowMeow_95_]

@then ur awesome 🙄

[@agustinapreti2198]

why doesnt he blink. why

[@Mycocepurus-smithii]

Horrifying even

[@willaroberts134]

jeff laughs like a man who has never laughed in his life but has heard ppl laugh and hated it everytime they did it

[@randomsociopatic1371]

Wow that's... That's specific... I love it

[@AK-rx8gp]

im pissing myself thats so finny

[@nyandanixd7471]

.....

[@Mr.Marinara-SCE]

The picture of him eating an iguana is a direct threat to Mark Zuckerberg

[@vinconspicuousvicky2236]

Wouldn’t it be Elon because Zuckerburg was a robot and then Elon was the lizard person right? Or am I getting my facts mixed up? 😅

[@pendingauthor2536]

Zuckerberg is the lizard man, bezos is a Bond villain and I don’t know what Elon is

[@sweendog9108]

I feel like Jeff’s body is the size of a baby and he just has a robot suit that makes him look big

[@Improbabilities]

So he is his own MiniMe?

[@nikyh8089]

are you insinuating that he’s the villain from boss baby 2 ?

[@felixlewis117]

Like that episode of pinky and the brain where brain makes a big suit to go on a game show

[@nythepegasus]

Sick Boss Baby 2 reference 😎

[@knightc270]

Sick ben ten reference

[@lelandshennett]

He had a meeting where they discussed how to use the media to make an ex employee look bad because the employee was rallying people to unionize. He’s a monster

[@lelboi3557]

@Social Justice only difference being the scale of power he has because of his immense wealth

[@johnharper6194]

Source?

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Based communist defamation tactics.

[@lelandshennett]

@@johnharper6194 there is a great break down on Jimmy Dores channel

[@Piterdeveirs333]

@Social Justice yes, all ceos are monsters

[@lukemugen]

“They even made that anime off of me… Cowboy Burback” I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did.

[@phil-c]

Oh I thought it was Burback Mountain… 🧐

[@2010penguinluver]

@@phil-c was just going to comment this

[@CerealNMilkk]

Y'all excited for that live action Cowboy Burback coming out?

[@metallicbunny9595]

Lmao I was not ready for that

[@lukemugen]

@@CerealNMilkk Eddy should’ve played Spike Spiegel.

[@Florjb0rjTheFloorboard]

He went from looking like "I sell books" to looking like "I sell the souls of the innocent for profit."

[@filmclub7619]

“He’s recently divorced I don’t know what he’ll do” fucking killed me

[@storkboi]

i love when eddy says "HOWDY MA'AM" and his eyes show nothing but an alarmed concern, neighboring sorrow

[@HotStrange]

I thought the same thing. He literally said Howdy Ma’am 😟

[@mikesplanations1105]

His gf's pilot license and helipad is just good writing to set up her climactic Bond escape from the sky scraper yacht on international waters.

[@mikesplanations1105]

Obviously, she's escaping with an encrypted USB drive containing secret documents which some might call The Piss Bottle Papers.

[@mariacarolinecosta8793]

His recent girlfriend is a double agent, obviously

[@MightyManotaur22]

Jeff Bezos is a cartoon villain and Elon Musk is the second in command to a cartoon villain who seems like a doofus but is actually way, way worse than the cartoon villain

[@Alphoric]

Jeff Bezos is Gru from despicable me and Elon musk is that guy who wore an orange jump suit and had an obvious hair transplant They’re both supervillains from despicable me 😂

[@superemoboi2050]

@@Alphoric Vector?

[@amroncaddet3464]

​@@AlphoricNEVER insult Vector like that again

[@StellarBoBellar]

Ive always wondered how criminals in fiction keep getting henchmen when theyre so openly evil. Then I go online and see losers throwing shitfits when jeffyboi or elongated musket gets criticized and it makes a lot more sense.

[@meghansullivan6812]

Elongated musk😌

[@conflictbrooks]

Elongated Muskrat.

[@nachoghost]

elongated musket

[@jlupus8804]

Eloggs Mosked Flakes

[@supercamborg4218]

Yeah I’ve stopped questioning that after looking at the real world too

[@grandmasterfleshlight4458]

imagine jeff’s mom’s reaction when she tickled him as a kid

[@ojsimpson9516]

His biological dad has the same laugh

[@05bastille]

@@ojsimpson9516 So the evil runs in the family?

[@intensivecareunitpee5838]

@@05bastille im pretty sure he left jeff as a kid

[@coltonbates629]

@@intensivecareunitpee5838 Oh dear god we’re all gonna die aren’t we

[@IanM86]

MWAHAHAHAHA

[@bowel_movement]

That custom yacht was being constructed in Rotterdam. It was too large to fit underneath this historical landmark bridge, so they were planning (and got permission from the city) to demolish this bridge just so he could get his yacht out. After massive backlash from politicians and citizens, the city canceled these plans luckily. This man is the literal definition of a cartoon villain.

[@SkyRied1]

How he got his yacht out if the city didn't demolish the bridge?

[@dimitrisdimitriadis4913]

@@SkyRied1 the bridge would have to be demolished if the yacht was completed in Rotterdam. It was towed out and taken to germany while still incomplete.

[@SkyRied1]

@@dimitrisdimitriadis4913 Oh okay. Thanks for the update!

[@disposable_income_andy]

actual mr burns plot

[@abilenealbuquerque1579]

The bridge was going to be disassembled then reassembled as it was for maintenance a few years earlier. The brain rot idiocy of youtube comments sections is pathetic.

[@deanochannel]

"He's recently divorced and I don't know what he'll do" is such a good line

[@hamilmiller8940]

Give a man a couple billion dollars and then leave him alone to his own devices alone and hurt, good combo

[@ashercase8710]

Holy shit I read this comment as he said it

[@LookingGlass1865]

I'm sick of people who put billionaires like Bezos and Musk on a pedestal just because they're good businessmen and "tHeY sTaRtEd ThEiR oWn BuSiNeSs FrOm NoThInGgggG." Having money doesn't mean you're a good person.

[@limeyell0w945]

wait are bezos and musk actually bad people? i assumed the whole villain thing was just people memeing on them?

[@insinoorii]

@@limeyell0w945 to be that rich you have to exploit people

[@groundmeat3837]

I don’t know much about Bezos but I know that Musk rivals with Nick Cannon when it comes to spreading his seed

[@atherisGAY]

Daddy Musk bought an Emerald mine. Saying he built ANYTHING from nothing has "small loan of a million dollars" vibes lol

[@deepspacecow2644]

@@limeyell0w945 Amazon treats their workers like crap and have pretty much centralised the internet into AWS

[@chaospractitioner4435]

The iguana pic is the most unnerving picture I've ever seen; I have so many questions. Was the iguana de-scaled??? What is that soup??? WHY IS THERE FLOWERS?????

[@theasexualvampire13]

Maybe instead Jeff Bezos turned some enemy into an iguana so he could eat them.

[@viomarks]

don't judge him! they're getting married :)

[@donttalktomebye]

me not having finished the video: WHAT,,,

[@frickincarrie3475]

I read this and then the clip played immediately. My vegetarian ass wasn't ready 😨😨

[@chaospractitioner4435]

@@frickincarrie3475 i eat practically anything, but this was a no for me.

[@althepal42]

I love how eddy is trying to convince me Jeff’s a villain the whole video, while I saw the title and immediately thought “that checks”

[@randomguy2023]

Me too lol

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Saitama sacrificed his hair for power to be a hero Bezos sacrificed his hair for money to be a villain

[@iloveathos]

And they both feel empty inside

[@kiricappuchin]

Both are extremely powerful figures….who kinda dont care

[@s_guerrero6515]

I see your comments everywhere dude

[@mangomasst9138]

hello \( o 3 o)/

[@lewisgray4202]

@@s_guerrero6515 holy shit bro no way 🙄

[@overforker2623]

I live 5 minutes away from the largest Amazon factory in the US and I can hear the cartoon villain sound effects from my house. These include sounds such as “villainous 1930’s work whistle”, “ominous thunder”, and “cartoony laughter followed by statements of something being alive”

[@nathanh9871]

Eddy how did you miss they Bezos lives in a museum that he converted into his gated mansion! That’s like peak super villain!

[@orchdork775]

No way... really??? 😂

[@pedrogarcia8706]

that's not a house that's a lair!

[@usernamesmeannothing]

Is it like the police station in Resident Evil 2? It used to be a museum and then it turned into that. Does it have puzzles? Does it have a way to the underground?

[@largeboi4678]

@@usernamesmeannothing he has a secret bioweapon lab in the sewers underneath his house

[@Kyprioth071]

@@usernamesmeannothing Right? Lol!

[@dropAE]

I thought Jeff was gonna say “I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that rich”

[@CottonKerndy2000]

That would be so tasteless but actually pretty funny.

[@Kyprioth071]

Me too

[@robertjellen248]

To add to your argument of him being literally lex Luther, I think it’s important to note that Amazon video has not one, but TWO shows about how bad having superheroes would be…

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

Both of them center around a Superman-like character. HMMMMMMMM

[@carolkoski4875]

Wait two? The Boys and...?

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

@@carolkoski4875 Invincible

[@demonicthan742]

I wouldn't say Invincible is about how bad superheroes would be, but more putting them in a more grounded world and making the most powerful of them all a evil conquerer Cause plenty of the heroes in Invincible (Particularly Mark and Eve) are incredibly good people

[@Ryanlexz]

Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣

[@FroggyLover69]

8:50 this is literally his villain flashback scene where it’s revealed that the he actually used to be a weird little nerd in the past💀💀💀

[@FroggyLover69]

Like in the Lorax

[@ilovecatssosomuch]

youre real funny

[@FedoraKirb]

Dr. Nefarious energy.

[@Two-HeadedBoy]

Shrek is the movie you couldn't remember, the one with Pinocchio.

[@BlackLotusFlame]

Thank you, it was killing me not remembering that also. You're a life saver

[@CatDrinkingPoison]

Don’t you mean Shrek 2?

[@alistairwimbush4454]

Can we all agree that shrek for ever after is the best shrek film

[@milkman8467]

@@alistairwimbush4454 it’s 1000% not. my list 1. shrek 2 2. shrek 3. shrek 3 4. shrek 4

[@rattfish]

@@alistairwimbush4454 fuck no

[@pandapog163]

That’s the laugh of a man who stood in front of the mirror for YEARS practicing. It also worries me when it looks like he is trying very hard to make sure his crazy eye doesn’t escape.

[@1daboi100]

yeah what's the deal with that! is it a glass eye?

[@lunalovengood9670]

He didn’t even have tables until an employee suggested it to him so they wouldn’t break their backs picking stuff off the floor.

[@katc2040]

You can just tell he's never done a thing for himself his entire life.

[@DriscolDevil]

@@arkal2036 Sick response.

[@---wq9xp]

I get the feeling that he's not capable of sympathizing with his employees. It's like he sees himself as living in a world of NPCs

[@125loopy]

@@---wq9xp him and Elon are incapable of sympathy

[@arn4775]

@@arkal2036 thats so deep bro

[@IanFraser420]

Most normal people have multiple stages of laughter, where they might start with a light chuckle and then progress to a heartier laugh. Jeff goes from zero to belly laugh almost instantly, regardless of the situation.

[@JammerProHD]

What if.. we just sent Jeffery to space... and left him there 😳😳😳 That would be crazy....

[@stiinkysocks6354]

it would be funny

[@---wq9xp]

@@corvidaedalus he'd build a space laser and threaten world leaders with it. Duh.

[@andrew3404]

@@corvidaedalus Its one of those things where its alot for one person, but dividing it to everyone it will shrink pretty fast. The US spends trillions on welfare programs annually and those are often shit on for not being generous enough, nevermind the whole earth.

[@timeland8343]

Listen to Mars For The Rich by King Gizzard. It came out in 2019 and is even more relevant now

[@cmiller1515]

he’d end up on a nearby alien planet, only to grow stronger and angrier. he’d come back, inevitably unstoppable.

[@mattinpjs]

What concerns me most about the real world Lex Luthor is that his company keeps making shows depicting Superman as a bad guy

[@DavidLopez-tj7jl]

I can only think of the boys, is there another show like it?

[@mattinpjs]

@@DavidLopez-tj7jl invincible is another great example

[@DavidLopez-tj7jl]

@@mattinpjs I haven't watched it. After watching the boys, I don't feel like watching yet another show about superheroes.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Maybe Jeff Bezos really is like Lex Luthor and he knows he's supposed to be a villain otherwise the universe suddenly ends like the show Firefly.

[@peterjohnson11655]

​@@DavidLopez-tj7jl You should try to watch it eventually, even if you're not in the mood right now. Really good, and only has eight episodes.

[@jonathankent1517]

That isn't just an evil laugh, that is specifically the laugh a villain does when they think the hero is dead and their plot for world domination has succeeded.

[@tehdouglas1]

The hero is dead. Bezos is part of a global community designed to take over the world via corporations. The only people who can stand up to it are those with the ability to defend themselves, aka gun owners, who are being demonized as domestic terrorists everyday. Once they have the guns taken we will live under total control of the corporations who own the governments of the world

[@Lenonios]

Well with his looks he probably killed the hero

[@personman8734]

I’m just saying. Amazon probably has a dungeon somewhere with a vigilante that’s been hidden from the public for sabotaging his space laser plans, who might potentially break free, revealing themselves and baldzos’s evil plan to destroy the world before defeating him in spectacular fashion in his patented Amazon war mech probably on a skyscraper. Hypothetically.

[@Hozagen]

He's totally Lex Luthor. No wonder why Prime Video has many content where a Superman reference is evil

[@jacksonlarson6099]

If you really want to feel the wrath of weird billionaire fanboys, make a video on Elon Musk.

[@guyferrari8124]

As a billionaire fanboy, this is true. Although I do kinda want to see him do it just to see the flame wars

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Elon Musk's only "original" ideas were the Boring Company and the Not-A-Flamethrower. He's the modern day Thomas Edison taking credit for Nikola Tesla's work. Elon Musk named his electric car company "Tesla" which makes it even more obvious. At least Jeff Bezos brought online shopping to the American people, so in a way he's done more good than good 'ol Musky.

[@owenb6499]

@@MK_ULTRA420 lol elon even said his inspiration is edison because “Tesla couldn’t bring his inventions to market”

[@cyborgbob1017]

I mean I see what you're talking about but I think Elon Musk is IMMENSELY DIFFERENT from Bezos. Like, they're straight up polar opposites.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

@@cyborgbob1017 How so? They seem pretty similar to me. One just has a much better PR presence as the other.

[@patriciabristow-johnson5951]

Those pics of him in the 90s compared to now are such a stark contrast. Like...immense wealth really does corrupt people.

[@caseys2698]

corrupt power corrupts absolutely. Bonus: being a bad person also does hell for your looks.

[@thatdamncrow9197]

Not really if you knew anything about him hes not even close to corrupt

[@zerotwo3441]

@@thatdamncrow9197 right because you know him personaly and know that he isn't corrupt and you didn't get that from one news source

[@thatdamncrow9197]

@@zerotwo3441 ive seen literally dozens of things on him That weren’t just the same old claiming he is corrupt because ooga booga rich If you actually knew his full story including everything he has done you would know how stupid saying he is corrupt is

[@granudisimo]

@@thatdamncrow9197 Paying your employees so little they qualify for food stamps, while at the same time donating literal crumbs to a food bank is not corrupt, is straight up rotten. And being so sleazy he manages to get tax returns, while everybody else foots the bill for his greed when his workers qualify for welfare. Billionaires are cancer and Bezos should be in The Literal Hague Court.

[@EvWuzhere]

Its genuinely weird how defensive eddy was in this video at points as if EVERYONE would not automatically be on board w ripping on jeff bezos lol

[@bricecpops8171]

You'd be surprised lol. So many "sigma male grustlepilled grindset" people will defend him immediately.

[@peachylady]

Right? I'm pretty sure those types of people are not in this audience.

[@vivixion]

@@bricecpops8171 g-grustlepilled???

[@ParaFox404]

@@vivixion grustled?

[@DrGreatScott]

Plenty of people simp rich assholes like Bezos and Musk as if they were some deity, probably convinced that their efforts will somehow cosmically be rewarded as they shit on underpaid/underappreciated workers.

[@OpEditorial]

He's also got Bluetooth speakers in most people's houses that are listening to every conversation, TV show and random bit of background noise to decide if you're on his "naughty or nice" list.

[@appl_cider]

Eddy you forgot to mention that there's not one, but TWO Amazon Prime shows where a Superman style character is the villain HE *IS* LEX LUTHOR

[@MsMvsc]

Except Lex is at least charismatic

[@appl_cider]

@@MsMvsc Also I'm pretty sure he cured cancer or something?

[@ArturGlass.C]

Bezos wishes he was Lex Luthor.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Homelander: "And so I took that personally."

[@aldar8240]

In all fairness, both The Boys and Invincible were existing properties before they got onto Prime. With that in mind, I feel it's unreasonable to directly compare the two. Lex would have come up with something original.

[@MichaelJaeYT]

The obvious has never been so obvious

[@milktea6676]

Lol 😂

[@milktea6676]

It’s spectacular

[@samwinchester1326]

Capitalism

[@stretchscreamers]

Wait, the star wars guy is a child of burback? Sick.

[@BrobaFett-ts7bn]

Hey Michael kept the likes at 66 for now!

[@Typecrafters]

Really missed out on the “Burback Mountain” pun during the cowboy segment.

[@stephanielopez8347]

I was thinking the same thing😂

[@Ryanlexz]

Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣

[@heh4389]

@@Ryanlexz jeft 😂🤣😂

[@Ryanlexz]

@@heh4389 progressive are powerless 😂😂

[@livi3962]

@@Ryanlexz bestie you’ve commented this on like three other random comment threads lmao like take ur silicon valley wannabe self out of here pls

[@justmeliving782]

I literally bought a she-wee so I could use the bathroom without compromising my route. They literally give you NO time to pee. The route says you have time for lunch and bathrooms but people like me can not finish delivering 260 packages up the tallest freaking driveways ever created and pee regularly and take a 30 minute lunch.

[@BREADSWORD]

DUDE YEAH THE LAUGH IS NOT OKAY

[@ninjatortise8958]

I mean, just because he acts really weird and acts like a villain doesn't mean he's actually done villainess things. Like, he's donated over 100 million dollars to food banks during the coronavirus pandemic and 10 billion dollars to climate change. Would an evil person do that ?

[@kikito3850]

@@ninjatortise8958 it's all for tax reasons bro

[@RUFFDRAFTCA]

@@kikito3850 ya really… $100M is hard for most of us to even conceive of, but this lizard dick made $80B during that period… 80… BILLION… *after* the world fell apart & economy crashed due to covid. A $100M kickback is nothing to sneeze at… but honestly his snot is worth more than all our lives combined & its kind of revolting. That “huge” donation is such a pittance to his overall earnings it probably just evens out with the tax loopholes available to the appallingly rich here in the US. The wealthiest Americans often pay ZERO taxes, thanks to privilege of having incredible expensive tax lawyers.

[@satanisonthis]

@@RUFFDRAFTCA Are we also not gonna point out that Amazon warehouses throw away more perfectly good food every single day than they donate in a month? Not to mention the food they throw away is under ARMED SURVALLIENCE until it can be DESTROYED BY A TRASH COMPACTOR. Untold number of people around the world are literally starving right now, and all of this food that could be used to feed them is destroyed.

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

@@ninjatortise8958 um...yes Not too jump the shark but hitler revolutionized animal rights Hes still ya know...hitler

[@blaze595]

You missed an opportunity to talk about the hissy-fit lawsuit he pulled on NASA when chose Space X and not not his company to provide lunar landers for the 2024 moon mission; which also halted work on that project. At the same time he put up heavily biased (and straight up inaccurate) info graphics as to why Space X's lander sucks and theirs is 'so much better'. The whole situation reeks of Bezos essentially saying "If I cant go to the moon, NO ONE can!"; and it's honestly one of the most 'cartoon villain' things he's done yet.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

I hope he does go to Mars alone and one of his welders is a madlad who "missed" a spot. Or Xi Jinping blows him up because he wants to go first.

[@ProjektTaku]

so he halted a potentially history defining moment for humanity because he wasn't picked?

[@blaze595]

​@@ProjektTaku in the long term i don't think it'll make much difference to the project (there's plenty of other factors like funding cuts also delaying it); its more like just being a nuisance because he's a sore loser.

[@ProjektTaku]

@@blaze595 yeah, but still annoying. He's the equivalent of a kid who wasn't picked to hand out books.

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@ProjektTaku he is such a vindictive spoiled child

[@Chlocean]

Eddy: "They made that cowboy movie about me" Burback Mountain?

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Burback To The Future III

[@JoTheCreativeOne]

this is the best comment on an eddy burback video

[@stevendemayo3631]

He said anime

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

The Good, the Bad, and the Eddy

[@Chlocean]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 The Bur, the Back, and the Eddy

[@37Kilo2]

All these billionaires didn't "start from the bottom" they all had wealthy/powerful family. They all started with millions, not an empty bank account.

[@crackhead2738]

Lmao that's funny

[@Sewblon]

So how wealthy was Jeff Bezo's family when he was born?

[@russiaprivjet]

@@Sewblon rich enough to escape Cuba

[@Sewblon]

@@russiaprivjet Cubans who arrived in the U.S. before 1980 Like Bezo's dad have a median household income of $38,000 per-year. They are not rich.

[@russiaprivjet]

@@Sewblon they were elite

[@jonbowman7686]

I'm just sitting here wondering if Bezos eating an iguana is considered canabalism

[@notaword1136]

That would be if the Zuckmeister ate an iguana

[@peachylady]

A+ thread

[@vonnie0_0]

@@notaword1136 No if he ate a computer chip that would be cannibalism.

[@notaword1136]

@@vonnie0_0 Who's to say it wouldn't be cannibalism if he age both? I wouldn't be shocked to learn ze Fuhrer Zuck, is a cyborg lizard man.

[@Gerald-he7uw]

Yo literally

[@emilyb.8219]

Also the fact that Amazon has created wearable technology to put on their employees that measures productivity and when they take breaks and such. Certainly nothing villainous about that 🤔

[@brooke-qk7fg]

wait what the fuck

[@uwubingus]

step one foot in an amazon warehouse and you’ll immediately realize how villainous he is 😭

[@WhiteWolf496]

Omg I've never heard his laugh before and yeah he's definitely a cartoon villain. He was just a normal villain before I knew this.

[@nbshftr]

ripbezo

[@CelticConservative]

I've worked in the Amazon warehouse about two years and the way we are treated is beyond despicable. They have made my warehouse work on our weekends for 4 months, forced us to work extra days, increased our daily mandatory overtime, covered up injuries and someone just died recently. We all have horrible joint and tension injuries that they refuse to address so we are forced to work with them. During Christmas months, yes months we have to work 6 12 hour shifts a week which if you saw the work you would know how terrible that is.

[@michaelkork6773]

He literally owns Amazon who has now admitted that they collect data on everything the echos hear. Like what the fuck that’s pretty cartoon evil villain type shit

[@yadsewnde]

The only reason Bezos doesn't wanna be known as Jeffrey is because it has free in the name.

[@Ryanlexz]

Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣

[@minuit6305]

Lmaoooo i like this dad joke

[@ProjektTaku]

damn it, take my like.

[@ketsu_kit8920]

@Ryan lex. cool people don’t like their own comments bozo

[@remish7717]

Imagine the stress of being Jeff bezos’ helicopter instructor.

[@curtismcneill9265]

“Hey uhh, your flying it wrong” “What?” “Uuhhn uhh your doing great! Haha! …”

[@DarthGardens]

That person has the choice to do something powerful

[@youtubeuser4943]

@@DarthGardens He can become the most powerful man in the world, worshipped for eons after the dive

[@DanteYewToob]

If I was a billionaire I’d straight up act like a cartoon villain all the time for fun. I’d wear a sick cape, refer to my mansion as my “Lair”, I’d call my employees henchmen.. etc. But then I’d just do really nice things for everyone and help save the world. Because all of the other billionaires like to appear as good guys but act like villains, so I’d appear as a villain and act like a good person. I’d be like “Tomorrow I will take over a children’s hospital and release a swarm of robots! Mwuahahaha! Aaahahahahaha! (Throw in a little Bezos to really sell the evil laugh) and then I’d just buy a struggling children’s hospital and give them a bunch of janitorial robots, robot doctors, surgical robots.. etc. That way the headline was true and I can have a framed photo of myself in a sick ass cape standing on top of my Prius with my henchmen around me as a swarm of window cleaning drones cover the building behind me with the headline “Mysterious Billionaire Dante Antonio takes over Children’s Hospital and releases Swarms of robots. He demanded money as the drones circled the children’s cancer ward.” Cut to footage of me maniacally laughing as stunt drones do tricks to entertain the sick kids while we livestream for charity and collect donations… “YES! Give me your money! Mwuahahaha! Give me your money or this kid gets it! 5.. 4… 3.2.1 Too late! (Hands kid a free drone) Ahahhaa! He’s got it now! And no one can stop me! Mwuahahaha!” as I awkwardly run away and try to keep my cape from getting stuck in the elevator doors.. “Damn this building! I’m going to blow it to smithereens! It destroyed my favorite cape!” Next weeks headline: “Mysterious Billionaire blows up children’s hospital!” Cut to: A livestream of me breaking ground on a brand new hospital to replace the old one “Thanks to the money I took from my brainless viewers I shall build a state of the art lair where I experiment on children and cut people open and sell drugs! Mwuahahaha!” And I’d just keep doing that over and over again until I ran out of money. Because I have cancer and I’m going to die anyway and I don’t need billions of dollars and I’m very easy to please.. my dream vehicle is a $5k motorcycle.. big houses make me anxious and the only jewelry I own is my Apple Watch to track my health. I’d make a pretty great billionaire. Unfortunately I’m not selfish enough to earn that much money to begin with.. oh well.

[@averywow]

please explain in valorant terms (I aint readin allat)

[@bookjunk]

This is fantastic! You made my day, dude.

[@jstarstudios7110]

This honestly made me emotional

[@SecretMarsupial]

Youre a good one, hope youre well.

[@RobertD_83]

Just the vision you laid out put you in my shortlist of actual heroes. Seriously, how amazing would it be for just one of these stupid rich a-holes to behave like that. But alas (at least from what I've seen) they spend every waking moment trying to suck out every nickel they can from the from the rest of the populace even though they already have enough that if civilization doesn't collapse 15 generations od their family couldn't spend it all. Thanks for providing a wonderful daydream. And I hope things are going well for you.

[@m.a.d.9540]

"He is recently divorced I don't know what he'll do" fucking hit me like a ton of bricks I am in fuckin h y s t e r i c s

[@luismontalvo6984]

Eddy is like a fired metropolis news reporter who knows lex Luther was evil but no one believed him until it was too late

[@MK_ULTRA420]

But he still doesn't like Clark Kent because the media keeps accusing him of being a "right-wing" reporter.

[@GameLikeYouMeanIt]

NEVER Shave your mustache. You rock it harder than probably any man I've seen Eddy. I wish I had a mustache like that.

[@Katy-jd7yw]

Gorgeous mustache

[@EbbermanEmily]

Yeah I don't like facial hair EXCEPT for Eddys

[@peachylady]

Truth

[@carebear3120]

Tom Selleck WISHES he had a mustache like Eddy

[@BMoney8600]

Same!

[@zonk1580]

I kept waiting for jeff to bust out “the power of the sun in the palm of my hands” when he had those gloves on

[@fortune6858]

everyone: your employees are suffering, pissing in bottles to avoid stoping work. classified so that they have less worker rights and can't form a unio- Jeff: where's the part where it my problem? I'm going to space

[@lucillemiddour9760]

Check out the Some More News segment on Bezos going to space, he wants to basically (eventually) move all the workers and pollution to space (where there are no unions or OSHA to protect workers) and keep earth for the wealthy.

[@YEs69th420]

@@lucillemiddour9760 Kessler syndrome be damned.

[@hotwateronwool]

@@lucillemiddour9760 lol that is nuts but how long does he think he's gonna live? Forever? He'll absolutely be dead before that could happen

[@mandernachluca3774]

Oh buhuu, Musk treats his employees the same way. That's how big companies come to money ...

[@chasm6091]

@@mandernachluca3774 Companies shouldn't be able to treat employees this way. That's the point

[@BlueGuy98]

Eddy is starting to look more and more like the main character of an 80’s cop show

[@koolkat9318]

more like 90s

[@schizofrenzia1884]

Honestly when grind culture people bring up Jeff Bezos it's scary to think how quickly once people get money will start becoming morally bankrupt

[@Ryanlexz]

Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣

[@alexsiemers7898]

@@Ryanlexz no action is because he has a moral compass, and knows the world is more than just a high score on the stock market

[@JS-po8oc]

@@Ryanlexz You're literally poor

[@auntbill8166]

"Some people are so poor all they have is money" - Bob Marley

[@itchylol742]

amateurs. im poor and morally bankrupt

[@dix0n778]

4:00 mf looks like Lex Luthor while building his powersuit to murder Superman.

[@meridzs]

that doc oc reference was surprisingly relevant

[@alexjustalexyt1144]

Also keep in mind that this was probably recorded a week before so it worked out perfectly

[@esobelisk3110]

what happened??????

[@DancingCrickets04]

@@esobelisk3110 I think the new MCU Spiderman movie trailer has Doc Oc in it

[@jontysimmonds7671]

YEEEEA SPAZOS MAN

[@Pluike]

I cant wait for Jeff to show up in the new Spider-Man movie!

[@sarasthoughts]

Oh god 💀

[@samwinchester1326]

He is playin the green goblin

[@LD-hd6lu]

@@samwinchester1326 what? *willem dafoe voice*

[@BlackLotusFlame]

@@samwinchester1326 I thought he was playing the scorpion

[@claranoronha9732]

so happy you started with the laugh because it really does tie every point together

[@TheChrisLeone]

You should be scared, I worked for Amazon in a warehouse and it was by far the worst work environment I've ever been in. It was unsafe beyond belief for so many reasons, we had A LOT of shelves on the verge of collapse that had to have items cleared off of them... people NEVER stopped at stop signs on the forklifts and I mean NEVER, I got yelled at for doing so multiple times. They would constantly force us to work 60 hour weeks and expect absolute maximum performance from us the whole time... And when I got hurt from just working too hard too often, I didn't get shit from them. They tried to make it seem like they cared but they don't. I'm a number and nothing more, and if that number can't generate income I'm literally nothing at all to them

[@9206156175]

OKAY I WANTED TO ADD TO THIS. In like 2019 I had an interview to work in a middle management position at an amazon warehouse and they were asking me scenario questions. One of them was along the lines of "your worker has a medical emergency, what do you do?" And I thought I gave a perfectly reasonable answer along the lines of "health and safety of my staff comes first, blah blah blah" I swear to god I saw my interviewers eyes go dark and he said something about "blah blahblah, staying on target is the top priority and emergency personnel would mess with the productivity of the line." Did not get that job.

[@boomeronet7888]

@@9206156175 fucking hell

[@Zminator1986]

@@9206156175 Holy shit, I knew that warehouses was bad but not this bad!

[@luthientinuviel3883]

​@@9206156175 holy smokes.

[@Blackemperess]

@@9206156175 That is some dystopian shit right there. Every time I think I've heard the worst that Amazon's work culture has to offer, it somehow manages to break through the earths crust to find a new level of low.

[@wrongrabbit]

That Bezos tweet was such a missed opportunity of saying "I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm a 100% THAT RICH!!!"

[@alanbareiro6806]

Oh hello, fellow vtuber fan!

[@jaseplet5657]

Yes

[@sarawawa8984]

My bald dad is watching this with me, but it’s okay because he’s poor and bald and his laugh normal. He says rich in spirit but I think he might be dead inside tbh

[@peterjohnson11655]

I mean, rich people usually ARE dead inside, so it makes sense.

[@mostlyimpulsive3462]

This comment burnt off my eyebrows

[@sarawawa8984]

@@mostlyimpulsive3462 my dad still has some eyebrows

[@sarawawa8984]

@M V there is far too much power in you

[@Ryanlexz]

Why this dude think he more powerful then jeft bezos. All talk no action 😂😂😂🤣

[@wh8787]

I guess it finally answers where all those bond villains would get all those willing henchman. It's actually depressingly plausible. "Hey bro, Blofeld is actually a visionary, he's a self made billionaire. He's got plans for the future and I want in on the ground floor. Sure, I'm wearing a boiler suit and carrying a submachine today, but I can see opportunities in this organisation."

[@CiCaruana]

3:45 That's 110% the laugh of a man excited about the possibility of never having to physically touch a poor person again

[@BrianAndBethany]

“He’ll be choking out Spider-Man by the end of the week” - really cheered me up today with that one.

[@malworks]

That "Cowboy Burback" joke was so unexpected and perfectly crafted it knocked me on my ass

[@nuclearbirds]

For years, I never understood people’s attraction to Harvey in Stardew Valley; and after watching a few of your videos, I’m starting to get it.

[@matthias9501]

If Bezos gave every Amazon employee an $105,000 bonus he’d have the same amount of money as he did at the beginning of the pandemic

[@addictedtowonwoo4ever]

You forgot "He got abandoned by his dad when he was a kid" on the list.

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

Daddy loved unicycles more than him.

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@SharkyMcSnarkface so he rooolled out, now that's a blue origin!

[@joshm977]

just got off the phone with jeff bezos and he told me “i would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling youtuber and his mustache too”

[@scroogemcduck8509]

I can’t believe you’d use such a childish point as some guy’s laughte- oh okay I see yeah you’re right

[@BenDiPaolo]

Jeff Bezos could spend 99% of his money and still be a billionaire

[@FailureToBe]

That is terrifying

[@largeboi4678]

Nobody should have that much money, and the fact that Jeff Bezos is the one who has it is fucking terrifying

[@stephenmartin2713]

"UhHh... It'S hIS nEt WoRtH"

[@gargles5270]

“waah wahh but its his money he earned it >:(“

[@spodefollower]

@@stephenmartin2713 what people who say that don’t understand is that nobody cares whether it’s liquid money or assets. Either way, his net worth pretty much translates to how much power he has. People are uncomfortable that one person has that much power

[@memechild2025]

In that post-space interview, I think Eddy was too distracted by Jeff’s laugh to notice that he put his watch over the sleeve of his spacesuit. Absolutely despicable.

[@Ryanlexz]

Progressive are powerless

[@bobbuilder895]

the actual best pfp on the internet right here

[@Bread-de8lr]

As an Amazon employee, I have some things to add. First of all... He does have an army of robots. Each warehouse has hundreds or even thousands of robots to pick and organize inventory. I'm sure they're already armed and ready for total world domination at the click of a button, but I guess we'll see. Secondly, working there isn't that bad. Bottle pee-ing is only optional.

[@Wabuu-zoo]

Yikes!

[@sksthrowaway2270]

If Jeff forced you to type that second part then blink twice

[@Wabuu-zoo]

@@sksthrowaway2270 **Blink***

[@victorialee1307]

Exactly! I personally just hold it and get a UTI, like a civilized person.

[@Wabuu-zoo]

@@victorialee1307 Dosen’t Get Better Than That

[@arizonaarkie]

i once attended a "worst person you know" themed costume party, and three people showed up as jeff bezos*, including me AND the host *yes, everyone was dressed as space cowboy jeff

[@Croatilillious]

Jeff is like one of those smart type super villains who doesn't HAVE people killed. He kills them himself.

[@Nabooze]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE KILLS HIMSELF

[@Jess-pe8bq]

@@Nabooze I wish lol

[@zoop5396]

@@Nabooze that would be based

[@drubdrub1621]

i mean, jeff parents did loan him $250,000 to start up amazon I wouldn't call that building amazon from the ground up on nothing but hard work

[@cantthinkofaname5046]

Still Impressive, but you have a point

[@Eightsixseven23224]

Reminds me of when people prattle on about Elon and Paypal as if he didn't get his seed money from South African Blood Emeralds

[@grantsuk7880]

HIs parents bought shares. It's the same as a venture capital company providing money as well. Some people have rich parents who basically force the company to work with loads of money despite a shitty business model and shitty CEO. This is not that.

[@MissySobriety]

Okay but yeah no one's even given me an opportunity to fail at starting a company with 250k I don't even have the option.

[@djangomarkov7948]

If Trump got a "small" loan of a million then bezos got basically pennies

[@nathanh9871]

Thank you Eddy! I live in DC and it’s creepy how he lives in a museum/mansion, he bought our newspaper, is building his hq 2 here and wants to buy the football team. Any day now he is taking over the city

[@alyssafoster4765]

It’s about to be Washington, JB soon

[@dravidianking1298]

You know the city Superman protected? Metropolis? That’s based off DC. Lex Luther was a bald billionaire corporate supervillain who tried to take over metropolis. Jeff Bezos is literally executing the plot of a cartoon/comic book lol.

[@largeboi4678]

@@dravidianking1298 This is the weirdest timeline

[@criticallol3039]

Biggest difference between Luthor and Bezos. I actually think Luthor would treat the vast majority of his workforce very well.

[@SkittyBeeper]

Eddy always looks like he’s wearing one of those fake disguise glasses with the mustache.

[@claudiaperi4990]

Hello my name is Mr. Sozeb, and I come from someplace far away

[@lukasharris180]

That's why I clicked on one of his videos in the first place and now I just love the channel

[@plushdragonteddy]

honestly to me his laugh sounds somewhere between evil and *completely doofy.* like, he sounds like if the comic relief sidekick turned evil. chilling.

[@plushdragonteddy]

@Tad Tru i think comes from “doofus” (like “you’re such a doofus”), though i’ve never actually checked - glad i could introduce u to that word lol

[@MsKJackson831]

His laugh was adorable to me. So hearty lol

[@doughboywhine]

@Tad Tru I'm pretty sure it is more referencing Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb, who is one of the best media villains of all time

[@user-xv1cs9mm9d]

I refuse to believe Jeff didnt make a concious effort to laugh that way

[@beyonrandu311]

I can absolutely imagine him saying something like "I BUILT THIS COMPANY FROM THE GROUND, SPIDERMAN! YOU'RE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY EMPIRE" while wearing a doofy ass costume