Jeff Dye Stand-Up

Jeff Dye returns to The Tonight Show with jokes about why he's still immature and accidentally having the best conversation of his life with a five-year-old on a flight.
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Jeff Dye Stand-Up
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[@bizichyld]

Dude is a legit good man and class act. Went to junior high and high school with him. Bought tickets to a show and met him afterwards. Wasn’t sure if he’d recognize my wife and I, but he did and gave us big hugs and met us after the show. Bought us drinks and chatted for about 20 minutes before going back for his next set. He didn’t have to do that, but he’s just that cool.

[@WesleyThibodeau]

Once heard him say he could take a wolf in a fight...

[@pamhopedye6868]

Thanks for the reply, great review.!

[@paulpolpiboon9535]

👍

[@toad7058]

Couldnt agree more. I got to open for him for three shows and he was the nicest comedian Ive ever met or worked with. We drank and had way too much fun. On the Saturday (of a three night run) he found out my wife and kids had joined me at the hotel and had them come to the show. He was so beyond nice to them. Over a year later I went and saw him at a comedy club and he noticed me in the audience and called me out by name. After the show he hugged my wife and kid and asked where "the other one is" she was too young to get in this particular club but he even remembered I had two kids. He told me to come back the next night and be on the show. Hes the greatest. Everyone should be a fan cause Jeff loves everyone and hes so damn good at being a comedian.

[@Andy-1234]

I figured he was cool in real life but comedians have a lot going on so you never know. Nice to hear he is the same dude off stage.

[@estecani]

“I don’t know anything about childs” 😂😂

[@elisereyes7637]

Am I the only one thinking that his raspy voice is THE cutest thing?!?

[@DariaTanner]

Girl EXACTLY 😭❤

[@EJofLA]

Definitely not. I was thinking how sexy a voice he had the whole time!

[@rascalgarcia977]

Yes

[@angelapitts2123]

I love his voice

[@Breeandfree]

He’s pretty cute

[@TheDayDreamingOwl]

The best irony of this act, whether he realized it or not, was that he started off talking about how he wasn't ready for kids but then ended with a story demonstrating how great he actually is with children. The amount of interest and enjoyment he expressed in talking to that little boy is exactly how to determine if you're ready for Kids, and he's got it. He played it off as if his ability to hold a conversation with a young child made him immature but the truth is its the exactly opposite. An immature person would not have the capacity to communicate with such a child if they felt no empathy or connection with them.

[@alesiaandrade3104]

Lmaooooo “ I don’t have information “

[@TK-ij2xi]

I'm a mom, my kids are older...i LOVE little kid convos. They are the best. You want authentic, you want a glimpse of who you were? Allow a conversation with a child.

[@pamhopedye6868]

super nice.

[@adamemac]

Wish people would cheer when I told them I'm single. Instead of giving me that "aww I'm so sorry" look.

[@0991ekul]

jokes on them, stats show that they'll hate each other in the near future.

[@ashleymrals]

adam mac II

[@williamsieving5237]

I'm really kind of surprised to see a female troll, Cyndi. It's not often you see a woman being an a$$hole. I noticed there's no picture on your profile. Either you're a smart troll or maybe you just look like one...? Judging by the comment, I would say the ladder. Projecting is a common coping mechanism.

[@rickjames8960]

Better than the "Makes sense" look

[@justinb1382]

When I tell people I’m single they give me that “yea I could tell” look, so don’t feel bad.

[@ewartsmith7490]

He still has the jersey

[@luvyou-baby]

he has a traveling show with Henry Winkler (Fonzie), William Shatner, Terry Bradshaw and George Foreman- its pretty amusing to watch.

[@luvyou-baby]

he plugged it last time , its why i started watching.

[@boreduser12]

You know what's worse than "hoping a beautiful woman takes that empty seat but instead a toddler takes it"? It's when a beautiful woman does take that seat and you either completely choke and embarrass yourself by saying something extremely stupid right off the bat (e.g. "who knew this day would get so adventurous" and you can see in her face how her desire to talk to another human just rapidly flies away), and have to sit their awkwardly for the rest of the flight. OR she either immediately ignores you. OR immediately just gives you a disgusted looking hello and proceeds to put headphones on. OR immediately says, "don't talk to me, creep" (of course at that moment you call her an asshole, but in all honesty, she may be right because you are extremely selfish and only talking to her because she is beautiful and you think you deserve all beautiful women without thinking about whether they think you are attractive).

[@scotty9898]

luvyou baby, I love that show. It's hysterical. Glad they made a second season

[@WaffleEBay12]

boreduser12 Well that's a lot to take in. And totally unrelated to the comment you replied to.

[@Rawk4Life]

Unfortunately, Dye isn't good at improv humor, which is why he's probably better at his own scripted stand up.

[@EJofLA]

Wow what an adorable set! Thanks handsome man with the killer raspy voice.

[@catmaster17]

Why is he so cute and why are his jokes so cute??? omg!!!

[@AFromFrance]

This guy would be an amazing dad but a very shitty husband. 😂

[@norisa4850]

He’s dating wwe wrestler beck lynch I believe

[@ColdperpetratorLv]

The part that made me Laugh is when he said kids rogue lol

[@alangarcia4821]

That Save Barrel tag was so funny lol...it didnt get the laughs it deserved :P

[@CarnageJE]

Are his hands huge or is his head tiny?

[@mikophilo348]

Carnaage booo

[@Tostorito]

Yes

[@theugglyduckling7952]

I didn't notice till I read this and it is all I see now 😱😱😱

[@terrycrews1760]

The_Jokester wrong.....huge gloves...... Huge love gloves

[@2Bad4YOUuu]

U know wut they say ...

[@WooWoo4511]

He is hilarious on the show Better Late Than Never... along with George Foreman, Henry Winkler, Terry Bradshaw, and William Shatner!! So glad they brought it back for season 2

[@JesusVelociraptor]

"You got any information?" "I don't have information" lmao

[@ryanrad8693]

Love Jeff Dye!! So happy I got tickets to see him May 16 at The Ice House!!! Lets GOOOOOO!!!!!

[@mikeymartin4575]

When he smiles he looks like a younger Jon Ham.

[@ZacharySummers-ed8zz]

I was thinking the same thing

[@NicKeLas]

He didn't tell that many jokes and they weren't hilarious, but that performance was super entertaining! Also, he reminds me of Jorma Taccone from The Lonely Island.

[@little7redify]

NicKeLas Exactly my thoughts. It doesn't seem like stand up comedy or even comedy in general it just seems like someone telling an entertaining story that happened to him.

[@enx2083]

Me too!

[@DabsOnDabs]

big "This Is Not Happening" vibes

[@ssds24]

I agree. His special at the Helium club was pretty funny tho if you haven't seen it.

[@feryela]

I watched this while eating a quesadilla

[@Mctendies]

His delivery is like a wholesome version of Jim Jefferies.

[@cb7pwn]

that second fart sounded dubbed in... how could a hand held mic pick that up like that?

[@ahsatan8997]

He is delightful

[@ScarlettJ1221]

Love Jeff Dye he is so hilarious

[@StaticGorilla]

Yeeees! One of my favorites from last comic standing!

[@FabrizioPeruano]

I gave Jeff a ride home from "Off the Hook Comedy Club" in Naples and it felt pretty awesome to give a famous person a ride!! It's too bad he had a better convo with a 5 yr old than with me 😂😂 he's a great guy tho! Awesome jokes man! Keep it up !

[@waloacme]

This guy is really good! Cant believe I didn't know him.

[@jonmikolrosario]

love this guy 😂

[@nicoledeonath6719]

Did u really fart?! 😂😂😂 i heard it separately from the fart sound u made with your hand, and i saw the tense look in your face.. 😂😂😂 halarious.. 😂😂😂😂

[@davsavchav]

Imagine being in the front row and smelling the slowly incremental stench as it diffuses around the room and being like, "f***ing hell..." and not being able to concentrate on the sketch.

[@emmy6909]

I love how women in the audience go “aweeeeeee” when he is talking about the baby... like they started ovulating ipso facto... I know I did lol

[@udmgraduate]

This made me love being a father even more.

[@MillenniumEye373]

Jeff Dye is a really funny comedian and an attractive man too. But I feel like his stand up doesn’t fit The Tonight Show cause it’s a family friendly show. First he looks better dressed casual not formal, second, I’ve seen his stand up comedy before and his crude jokes are way better. He lives in New York and it’s sad that to gain more exposure you need to go to a Show like this.

[@mindaugasmazrimas4554]

Listen to me and listen to me close. NOBODIES COMEDY FITS THE TONIGHT SHOW! 1)Its a terrible show 2)Youre told what to wear and what to say 3)They get comics who are dirty and force them into this digestable shit box because god forbid you swear and lastly,aint no comic coming on this show to do a retarded 5 minutes because they love Fallon or performing in front of a bunch of bipolar idiots who have no clue who they are. This whole thing is just a "My agent said it would be good for my career to appear on a show watched by a lot of idiots who still for some reason watch late night shows when they havent been funny for about 20 years"

[@sailormood_3278]

This reminded me how much I genuinely like kids. Y’all, be nice to them please lol

[@pamhopedye6868]

Who got to see the Jeff Dye show? hes can be hard to get to.

[@pamhopedye6868]

Huge FAN, can't wait until I see you again.

[@NeatoLino]

I thought he was going to end the set with him calling his ex saying he wants to have kids now 😭

[@susanfromsanantonio3873]

Hysterically funny guy!

[@carlosfuentes7945]

Dude is so cool👍

[@rochelleedwards5877]

Good job Jeff! Loved that kid story in Bellevue at the Parlor. Good choice! It was cuter and told better. Perfect. And your reaction to being single is a huge hit, sounded like reaction of Moms. bet they all started texted their single daughters.

[@gkennedy3414]

The BEST story!

[@uzitenenbaum952]

I bet he's got a great Captain Kirk impression.

[@alburnett75]

Jeff needs his own special. He's fkn hilarious 😂😂😂

[@violetlane2901]

he’s so attractive tbh

[@annatar6453]

Funny clean comedy. Like it

[@Aj-rj1wy]

How have I not seen this?! I love Jeff.

[@emmc9898]

Fellow Covington, WA used-to-live-in

[@boreduser12]

You know what's worse than "hoping a beautiful woman takes that empty seat but instead a toddler takes it"? It's when a beautiful woman does take that seat and you either completely choke and embarrass yourself by saying something extremely stupid right off the bat (e.g. "who knew this day would get so adventurous" and you can see in her face how her desire to talk to another human just rapidly flies away), and have to sit their awkwardly for the rest of the flight. OR she either immediately ignores you. OR immediately just gives you a disgusted looking hello and proceeds to put headphones on. OR immediately says, "don't talk to me, creep" (of course at that moment you call her an asshole, but in all honesty, she may be right because you are extremely selfish and only talking to her because she is beautiful and you think you deserve all beautiful women without thinking about whether they think you are attractive).

[@jessyjulie5506]

I thought u were going somewhere else with that story. Lol I agreed with u at the end.

[@melv5174]

I wondered what happened to him after money from strangers on mtv stopped airing lol

[@kathyheavner3585]

Adorable and hilarious

[@tbrwy]

Anyone feel like the kid tugging his shirt was like the end of Chris delias man on fire

[@etoileedmonds]

This man is speaking the gospel

[@addieroll6261]

Honestly this was pretty fuckimg hilarious. Didn't expect to laugh so much because the intro was a little slow but great job Jeff!

[@neilbusmente4506]

His voice is so adorable

[@MrStensnask]

Started out a little slow but lowkey killed it with that plane story :)

[@ryandrew9937]

He makes it look easy

[@MrsBungle78]

Dude's a bit cute!

[@stevenewsom3269]

Ya, but hes no Mike Patton amirite?

[@neojd]

Haven’t seen Jeff since Last Comic Standing. He’s still got it. 👍🏼

[@YayaIsSilly]

Plane part worked pretty well, very cute

[@JRLB38]

It picks up at the end

[@liamxerxes252]

Seconde #BEST #COMIDIAN in WORLD #XXD YOU KNOW...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@musicfanmic]

Was that second fart a real one?

[@bitemesucka7584]

I thought the exact same thing!! Watch him after- it's like it took him by surprise

[@terrycrews1760]

Michael Bryant lmfao!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicoledeonath6719]

biteme sucka i feel like it wasnt a surprise.. just poorly timed 😂😂😂😂 he tried to cover the real fart with a fake one.. hope he didnt shit himself.. 😂😂

[@alexrseeberger]

I love Jeff in that show on NBC

[@angelak.johnson7701]

Jeff Dye... you have a great future. Your venue is ever so sweet, kind and most of all FUNNY! Angie:-)))

[@JohnSmith-lx1xe]

I like this guy 😊

[@slinkeepy]

funny AND original

[@becsblue9424]

Awesome guy!

[@MzIvorySeattle]

Bellevue WA welcomes the laughter 2018

[@kidrauhl55]

I would be happy with fish stick Friday with Jeff ❤️

[@jobelthirty1294]

he didnt make me laugh. it was a little chuckle, but it was more of a normal conversation with long pauses than comedy.

[@NOLAMarathon2010]

I thought it was somewhat painful...up until about the 3:38 mark when a measure redemption began.

[@ricksanchez6510]

I like him so much in the show Better Late than Never! 😁

[@goddaddyygaming6521]

I feel sorry for Becky lynch

[@backseatdriver4833]

So good

[@MKGamingByMunish]

The fact the audience started clapping before he could say thank you; LET HIM GET HID OWN APPLAUSE, NOT FROM A APPLAUSE SIGN!!!

[@JoeBreeVideos]

Cute AND funny. Mary me now.

[@YadiraLaguerre]

Man: I don’t want commitment. I only play video games all day and make fart jokes. Woman: I can change you.

[@riyasingh2729]

Oh pls woman play vido games too

[@fredascencio9606]

The first comedians on this show that's actually funny

[@samriddhi43]

Omg! I feel the same way! He describes my feelings!!!!

[@tallboots2222]

Love Jeff Dye. Sorry you have to go on the tonight show tho.

[@tbwatch88]

jeff is great, a true goodhearted doofus genius. this wasn't his best set by a long chalk.

[@mentonerodominicano]

He might joke about it, but would be a great dad or babysitter himself.

[@briangenthner5500]

No I know why wanted to give me free tickets to his show

[@riyasingh2729]

Why?

[@izzmontano91]

The real skitch is funny lmao i fucking love quesadillas

[@annaharsanyi-sulyom7751]

why do I feel like his voice is the 'look at this distinguished gentleman, look at the way he is sitting, yes very distinguished mmm I see I see' tiktok??

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

"Im single, but I have a gf" is like saying "my car is for sale, but I'm not selling it."

[@Lucas-gs4ls]

Plum Windmills he said he had a girlfriend

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

I hate people who use the term single as in "not married"

[@JohnDoe-cw7wy]

Plum, what does that have to do with this video tho?

[@myusername8775]

He HAD a girlfriend.. as in, in this video he didn’t have one, he had one in the past :/

[@creamsaroyan6666]

Oh my God this guy is so cute 🥰 uh I’m in love

[@kennethfagan9738]

Great set 👌 👏

[@leo3star]

You luckiest guy ever

[@ScarlettJ1221]

2:05 Jeff sounded cute when said that he must have a cold

[@romysan1]

very funny ! bravo.

[@laurlaur250]

Respect

[@haroutnajarian777]

0:36 did he fart for real?

[@katyhayden943]

Wasn’t impressed at all until he moved to the bit about talking to the kid. That was hilarious. No thumbs up or thumbs down. Evened out.

[@jyll.7132]

That means he would be a good parent....if he ever grew up, that is.

[@CalebMcFarland]

Jyl I think that was the whole point of the set. He doesn’t want to, so he doesn’t get married. He enjoys his life as it is, etc.

[@chrisbruhh5391]

i feel like i'm watching Seinfeld's son, not complaining though lol

[@shaligramsah1774]

Can't believe i found a guy who sounds just like shah rukh khan

[@baddmanaz]

Seemed like jimmy was telling that guy: "jeff! die!!"

[@WakandaSykes]

Hilarious. He should perform at JFL in Canada

[@livehideki015]

Really funny comedian

[@Professor.X]

My name is Jef....

[@kaykay12152]

VHAAARY NIICE.

[@hellokitty1818]

Beginning of set was really weak

[@thomasstewart4624]

he didn't want a girlfriend but he ended up with The Man.