Women Can Make Anything An Insult. K-von - Full Special

[@3DCGdesign]

I kissed my wife and told her “you are so beautiful to me” - she pulled back “why just to you?” LOL this guy knows my pain.

[@flickanrimsky]

I'm a woman and I agree lol, turning compliments into insults is my favorite sport. it's so cute how men are traumatized and have ptsd from that lol

[@thegamerscave3447]

@@flickanrimsky this comment is wow you are I know your a baby mom and single ran through claiming you are the prize have a seat smh 🤦🏿‍♂️ weirdo

[@phataton8206]

They’re seeing if you will check them or not. Each time you don’t they lose respect for you.

[@christophercarmonachriz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Manon627]

But why DID you add the "to me" though? Sus

[@haseebie]

"That's right, R. Kelly, tell it to the judge." screaming

[@Ava001]

🤣🤣🤣

[@callmekreme8246]

I'm not sure if that's Ryan Kelly... Or someone else and I'm having confusion.

[@theMerryMonarch]

@@callmekreme8246 the singer r Kelly, who sing I believe I can fly

[@michaelmataranyika8434]

boy I was convulsing in my bed lol

[@callmekreme8246]

@@theMerryMonarch Thank God- I'm not going crazy with the reference-

[@liz090833]

"I am so fat" "Naw, babe. You're beautiful." "I said I was fat, not ugly" 🤣😂🤣😆

[@Madovah]

Very logical

[@MicaelaContreras]

That’s a good one I’m gonna use that

[@kvoncomedy]

😂

[@Notevendani]

I say that all the time 🤣🤣🤣

[@hollaratsara]

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 yes!!

[@SKITTL3freak]

First comedian I seen in a while that was funny without having to cuss every other word. That’s skill

[@misfitm1457]

Most good ones are like this

[@Threedog1963]

That's Dry Bar comedians. Fred Klett brought me to this channel. A good clean comedian not in the Dry Bar series is Nate Bargatze.

[@frankG335]

Jerry Seinfeld doesn't use much swearing if any.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

​@@frankG335he's also not funny.

[@amremnant]

@@misfitm1457 Yeah, I don't find the cussing ones funny at all.

[@blakewinder]

I looked at my wife when he said “Can you turn a compliment into an argument” and she told me to STFU! Lol

[@thegregitto]

🤣

[@DaDitka]

She only did THAT to you? I did the same with my wife, and the divorce proceedings are beginning next week!!!

[@armyforlife21]

🤣😂

[@armyforlife21]

@@DaDitka 😂

[@xaverbishop6506]

@@DaDitka Hopefully it was a short term marriage.

[@ziziorens348]

I love how his jokes are just (for the most part) one continuous story, leading into each other. Seeing as most comedians just randomly jump from one topic to another makes me really appreciate when others weave their jokes together in a nice tapestry of humor.

[@soniag4516]

Yes that's what kept me watching and rolling in laughter-- so refreshingl

[@JJ2official]

that was underrated asf 😂😂

[@zethrenbeltran4071]

Not really that related, but dave chappel did something similar, but instead of an ongoing story, he loves to make a joke then goes back to it later on in the set. It was awesome, and really shows how these comedians really got a hold of their craft.

[@Barukh]

I see what you did there

[@Ultimita01]

Many famous comedians do this as we are a narrative species. It's quite smart to do but can be very hard. Especially for a segment this long. Well done!

[@adorablyadorable5665]

I am 70 years of age and it is wonderful to hear a comedian perform the way I use to see them in the 60, 70 and 80's....K-Von you are the best..God bless you.

[@horseman4now]

You'll probably like a LOT of the Dry Bar comics. And check out Jeanne Robertson!

[@carolannroberts]

Some of the bluest comedians were from those eras, Red Fox for one

[@theimp5901]

Yes I am with you - so true.

[@ОпятьЯ-ы3ю]

As a russian I laughed so hard from the last joke, I exploded and a smaller me flew out

[@darknlovli]

🤕😲

[@ifearher]

💀💀

[@carolynboxmeyer7622]

As a nesting doll, haha!

[@danielmotella]

Stoooooop! Hahahaahah

[@watashi_wa_okimasen]

🤣🤣

[@makeda6530]

The fact that he said a sexy pic is fully clothed ready to work, I'm sorry but I felt that. Well-dressed men is a gorgeous sight.

[@MrPhantomLord11]

Yeah, ZZ top figured it out long time ago :D

[@milliesecond102]

And GOOD cologne - RAURRRR!😍

[@yingnyang2889]

@@MrPhantomLord11 yah was thinking same till I saw your post!

[@haroldfrets5468]

@@yingnyang2889 you were thinking the same, UNTIL you saw the post? What? Did you just stop thinking about it?🤔

[@yingnyang2889]

@@haroldfrets5468 lol. 😂 No I was actually typing in the same song, then I saw your post as I typed and it. It was like attending the redundant school of redundancy. Edit: his post, not yours. Sheesh 🙄 I actually got out the right side of the bed today.

[@Loctorak]

This is what Ricky Gervais was talking about when he says comedy can come from either a place of love or a place of hate - this guy's jokes cover topics that a lot of people would be scared to talk about, but he tells the jokes from a place of love and acceptance and it shows through his delivery and word choice. It's not about "making fun of" people, its about "laughing with" people. Loved the material, delivery was smooth and natural, physical comedy was dead on. Absolute pleasure to watch and hopefully I'll see more, soon! :D

[@cosmicHalArizona]

So well analyzed

[@sinclairityadinosaurstale1626]

I agree that it sucks

[@jasonomnia9295]

Comedy shouldn’t be something is coming from a place of love or whatever that is considered as place of “hate” because all of those things are subjective to every individuals. Comedy is an art form just as much as music, drawing, poetry, and paintings are. And like every single one of those individual forms, a person creating them or what’s funny in this case are creating from perceptions of people or group in real life, or anything they fond comical, but we (comedians, and yes I am one of them) can’t do that with the level of freedom with the amount or with the KIND of jokes we’re making, whether it’d be about race and stereotypes, or personal things affecting us JUST LIKE an art form. Now I haven’t heard the reference you were making with what Ricky Jer said, but it sounded to me like he was saying what I’m saying in this here post: which is comedy SHOULDN’T matter on the kind of place it’s coming from, as long as it’s meant to be funny to someone even if it’s just funny only to the comic making them. I don’t know what you do for a living or if you have EVER take a step on a stage, but nowadays comics has to deal with these overdramatic and easily triggered audience that is coming from MY GENERATION: the millennial. If you want to get a better perspective on how audience of comedy has pathetically changed over the years which is from not easily offended to now taking it to twitter or BLOG or articles and write about how INSENSITIVE a joke is go watch how comics free talked back in the early 2k with partially-scripted (for the host or during an act or a play they have comics do on the show with Collin Quinn.

[@piedpiper7051]

@@jasonomnia9295 Hear hear!

[@coreygraves40]

So he's laughing with effeminate men instead of at them... what a bunch of crap.

[@deesalmon9632]

When he said "I challenge any man in the room" I completely lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bijbelwaarheid5007]

Me too! 🤣

[@Turalyin]

me three

[@kvoncomedy]

LoL

[@shotforshot5983]

Elvis??

[@TheBuri00]

Same, that joke was perfect

[@rosemarygrabowski5834]

"We're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist!" Perfect!!

[@econecoff1725]

I am racist, but I still laughed.

[@pespn]

That double standard joke in the beginning about the difference between a man and a woman talking to the nephew/niece turning 18 was such a great start! Enjoyed every bit of the performance, great work!

[@RedK5]

I would find that creepy either way

[@444hertz]

@@RedK5 same lmao

[@TheAdatto]

@@RedK5 not evenly i hope...

[@Cinderbellieeeee]

I agree!

[@RedK5]

@@TheAdatto why not

[@Anonymous-cn8qp]

"Do you know her?" "I haven't seen her a day in my life." Tha killed me lmao

[@ermelinda2223]

I didn't want to laugh at that but man I bursted out laughing.

[@ermelinda2223]

I felt bad laughing is what I mean

[@laureenvanraamsdonk3543]

@@ermelinda2223 why? You sound like the lady he talked about that was offended. Good grief, get over yourself. The blind man did!

[@matthewcool9893]

How the heck did you post this comment

[@georgina-a]

@@ermelinda2223 Ignore the idiot who had a go at you. There's a big difference between monitoring your own behaviour (out of respect for others) and inserting yourself into a conversation you're not part of, or affected by in any way, in order to police the behaviour of others. That was a large part of K-Von's point. It's a bit ironic that the commenter who said you were like the lady in the video is behaving *exactly* like the lady in the video herself... Because you were having an innocent conversation with the OP, and she inserted herself into that conversation in order to police your behaviour... 🤷‍♀️

[@BrianGarcia711NY]

“Be totally starving and have no idea what you want to eat.” Sounds like you know my wife.

[@thebeastoffeasterpark]

Nice username and pic lol. fun fact: In the twilight zone episode "The Purple Testament", the character Fitz calls himself a "lousy, dog-faced line officer." Maybe biden saw/heard it back in the day and got confused lol.

[@BrianGarcia711NY]

@@thebeastoffeasterpark Hmmm, that’s interesting, I never heard of that show. I always figured he must have heard something similar a long time ago, it was such a random(and hilarious) phrase.

[@timothyfloogle]

Dude knows what is up

[@BigCowProductions]

Yassss I love the name/avatar

[@BrianGarcia711NY]

@@StupiderWithAB Funny stuff. Subscribed.

[@re-1k]

The nephew niece one genuinely left me in tears 😂😂🤣🤣

[@oniminikui]

A sign of a great comedian is someone who can laugh at himself.

[@aldousorwell3807]

I laugh at all of my own jokes. That must make me Lenny Bruce!

[@user-cz9jf1ec8s]

...without killing himself.

[@lyndahammond8883]

This guy is GREAT! More, please!

[@owenjackson7207]

Not really

[@ashleesmith580]

@stevie mondo found him ⬆️⬆️⬆️

[@Pnw208]

Cant believe Ive never seen this guy. Great charisma, interacts with the crowd without being too mean. Pushes the envelope with his jokes just enough. That was a near perfect act.

[@wolfgirl3081]

I completely agree with everything you mentioned!! A wonderful comedian…hope he keeps it up

[@VinceP420]

Seen this guy live in Orlando. What a trip.

[@MosheBenChaim]

He has his own Channel here on KZbin ;)

[@susanacardona7833]

Neither do I, first time

[@josaphinet]

I wanted to like this but I couldn't because your at 669 likes lol😂

[@tashawaters89]

“Baby, you’re the most important thing in the world to me.“ “I’m not a thing!”

[@darthvader1597]

One could just say that someone else is the most important to them and leave out "thing".

[@mugwump7049]

@@darthvader1597 We all are things, though.

[@darthvader1597]

@@mugwump7049 That's like pointing out that we're animals. Something being true doesn't suddenly make it not derogatory when used sometimes even when the person is trying to be romantic.

[@mugwump7049]

@@darthvader1597 And something taken the wrong way doesn't make it derogatory.

[@ararune3734]

@@darthvader1597 Say you're a woman without saying you're a woman, that sums up your comments

[@jadenevans5281]

Give this man a Netflix special right now

[@blindfaith1239]

As a very blind man, I totally appreciate his inclusion and joking with the blind guy. No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people. I wish more sighted people understood that

[@Thank-u-so-much-for-everything]

No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people.😱

[@ariadneschild8460]

I'd watch a blind man doing stand up, it's probably the only way I'd find out what is funny about being blind. I'm sure you have found yourself in absurd situations that a sighted person wouldn't experience maybe you could give it a go.

[@SoniaJbrt]

Blind Faith I'm not blind, but I'm with you, this guy is funny! 😂

[@aditi25singh]

You're great! But I'm just curious how did u type this? I mean am asian we don't have device to type things down by ourselves.. (My aunt is blind too I'm just curious. I don't mean to offend anyone)

[@blindfaith1239]

@@aditi25singh iPhone has a setting called VoiceOver that reads the screen and allows you to interact with it using touch gestures. I believe that Android has a similar but inferior setting called Overlay or something. I strongly suggest VoiceOver for iPhone for any blind or visually impaired person. I do not know whether or not that works in Asia

[@Domstadt4711]

"Ladies, these muscles won't protect you. These are Designer Muscles ..." Cracked me up 🤣😂

[@chadpowell1832]

Nice but what the hell is that profile picture 😂

[@bronsonmcdonald5473]

Loved it too... Not Tai Chi but Chai tea, 😆

[@eLiFILMSinc]

@@chadpowell1832 looks like Biden playing the meme frog like a saxophone

[@CristinaAzanza-u1o]

Think that is the punisher logo​@@chadpowell1832

[@Rabbit-k8q]

The crowd was definitely a bit special, because their laughs didn't reflect that they caught on when he did the Arnold impression.

[@Nikitinale]

I like how he started with the idea that people get offended at anything and ended back on that idea, we can laugh at stereotypes equally, not everything has to be racist

[@sorrymrgoogle2601]

Liberals call everything racist that they disagree with or don't like because they are psychologically projecting their own racism on others.

[@allanlocke5749]

There was a definite shift in the atmosphere, after he revealed his dad's ethnicity... And even though people were still laughing it was different. To be honest though they weren't that great to begin with 🤙👍

[@cynical8330]

@@sorrymrgoogle2601 The real issue with liberals is that they act like economic inequality is not a thing and that social inequality is the end all be all of progressive thought.

[@Samthemancharles]

It's so amusing to make such broad statements on one's political labeling. What do you call a liberal in China? A fascist 🤣😆, wait wasn't Mao as effective as Stalin at eliminating folks?

[@ScarlettOcean92]

Yeah except it's pretty rich of a straight white dude to be telling other people what they can and can't be offended by lol

[@shoshyschneiderman4221]

“It looks yuky to me too” This guy is too funny 😂😂

[@WolfGuyJunkyard7729]

Mexican makes jokes about Mexicans. Some white girl: "I'm offended".

[@infopocalypse5006]

@@b.k.3364 such as??

[@dylanbiggs3997]

@@b.k.3364 Ummm.... no that like never happened...

[@awesomeblaze2640]

@@b.k.3364 If a tyrant got into power by saying "just joking", then those are the stupidest people in the history of the earth.

[@soniag4516]

White and Black girls & women get offended at just about everything

[@user-vd3wu7lv7z]

@@soniag4516 are you not white?

[@----.__]

I'm deaf and I thought your blind joke was hilarious. I hadn't heard that one before...

[@nwgal7937]

You are too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry and you cry alone, laugh and you are never lonely. Lemons to lemonade. You get my drift.

[@russelfernandes8483]

Too funny!

[@chrisb.7787]

I am offended. Leaf my blind friend out of your def joke.

[@robertmarkhaas]

Have you heard any jokes before?

[@blabbingwithyoyo7472]

🥰

[@satrickptar6265]

"Anything can be an insult" -Literally Twitter

[@toinette26]

Never has a truer word been spoken....

[@Stabyy]

What about any facebook picture, hell even a church picture will be label as a nazi meeting just because.....reasons????

[@danielhoward8354]

Hay thats not nice about twitter, you should take that back, smh some people ugh

[@danielhoward8354]

@@Stabyy No thats just a picture of the place all the hypocrites meet up once a week

[@Stabyy]

@@danielhoward8354 depends which one, the one I go we do community service and soup kitchen , but I know the people u mean and yeah pretty accurate

[@LinBeReal]

20:28 I'm Russian and I was sitting there with a done face expression thinking "no, please, not the vodka joke again" and you succeeded at making me laugh😂

[@HalfBloodEdits]

Do the backpacks ever end? What’s in the last one?😂

[@user-xc1qy7ed8l]

@@HalfBloodEdits a doll with middle finger up

[@Sylvan.Valley]

i was thinking bear cub 😂

[@alexisr918]

Man as he was going through all the ethnicities I was so hoping he'd make a Russian joke I was prepared for him to say "bear" or "blowtorch" but he caught me so off-guard, it was awesome XD

[@jodydille8612]

This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar. my kids and parents can appreciate his sense of humor. He totally made his point in a colorful way. I would pay for his show.

[@lokobuild3565]

Yeah... the romantic pics part

[@Au16227]

@@lokobuild3565 whats vulgar about a 401k?

[@donmiller2908]

"This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar" He's playing in Utah, in front of a bunch of Mormons. The comics can't be "vulgar" If Mormons hear "vulgar" language they'll spontaneously combust. I'm betting you're Mormon.

[@TheSwissChalet]

I’m not Mormon but I don’t want to hear vulgarities.

[@lokobuild3565]

@@TheSwissChalet i understand

[@katmacalinao9541]

i love how this guy can call out female tendencies without actually insulting women

[@tjhammer24]

Because pointing out a general truth that's common isn't insulting. Its true. How comedy used to work before woke

[@BlackLivesMatter23]

Something youtube comments cannot do well at all.

[@reno8494]

Not to sound rude or anything, but there's a lot of generalisation going on . Is it an American thing , I mean the female 'traits' that's he's discussing? Because I'm very confused by some things he said , stuff never happens with women I know ( note that I'm bi raced , so when I visit both of my home countries, a lot of things he mentioned might be considered stereotypes nothing more )

[@linfna09]

Its because hes comfortable with his sexuality and it makes him charming as hell

[@quaziz]

I didn't even knew that was possible :o

[@Concetta20]

“They’re not for tai chi, they’re for chai tea.” Brilliant.

[@NickRoman]

That phrase did have a nice ring to it.

[@collinsogombo6308]

Chai swahili

[@АдамРоманов-ц6э]

you know chai (чай) is russian for tea.

[@blaisemomin1106]

@@АдамРоманов-ц6э also in hindi (चाय)chai

[@LNutrition]

@@АдамРоманов-ц6э and Indian, Greek and Czech

[@sudeshnachakravarty5565]

Intelligent quick witted clean comedy. You are a rarity.

[@LucaAnamaria]

"He's facing the wrong way but he's laughing." 😂😂😂😂 I am blind and I approve. This is funny.

[@timanderson9805]

How did you type

[@LucaAnamaria]

@@timanderson9805 I'm partially blind so I can still see to type, but a completely blind person would use a screen reader in combination with a voice activated keyboard, I think.

[@timanderson9805]

@@LucaAnamaria Ah okay that makes sense, lol

[@TheAdatto]

I didn't see that coming.

[@ShadowDemon_4]

Blind man: "I have never seen her a day in my life." Ha! Maybe he should be a comedian. Wouldn't even have to worry about stage fright.

[@LunaBell08]

He forgot to mention the rolling up your sleeves to your elbows bit. Girls go nuts over the forearms 😂

[@Crystal-fv7fu]

Yeah we do lol

[@Kalai-by-rkp98]

Amen!

[@thethmooteresa]

Amennn

[@MangelBanselmo]

Oh is that right 😏😄

[@requiem.5016]

Me with skinny arms : why are we still here

[@petesequeira784]

A really funny comedian who doesn’t use foul language every few minutes.. now that is real talent.

[@Flandre-Scarlet]

it takes more talent to not be a snowflake which you clearly dont have

[@samuellourenco1050]

@@Flandre-Scarlet Plot twist: he isn't a snowflake. If he was, he would be triggered by the comedian.

[@Flandre-Scarlet]

@@samuellourenco1050 alternative plot twist: he didnt understand what the comedian was talking about so he didnt get offended lul

[@madenee2612]

There are many. "Dry Bar" is clean funny comedy

[@UnpluggedxReality]

nobody use foul joke in dry bar comedy dude..

[@alexplain8848]

man ‏he got some talent. turnjng controversial stuff into a funny convo (while simultaneously conveying your opinion about it) is really impressive.

[@livenotonevil8279]

I'll give this guy 1 thumb up and a sideways pinkie.

[@timothyfloogle]

I understood that reference

[@Loctorak]

Ok but can someone explain to me why changing from hand to hand was so difficult? ☹

[@edgarflores5569]

You must be ascended to executive vicepresident of FUN right now!

[@timothyfloogle]

@@Loctorak short version? Or legit science?

[@timothyfloogle]

@@edgarflores5569 whom?

[@josmo1363]

"so as a group, we're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist" I remember those days They were good days

[@dannyanderson6116]

It all ended in 2014😭 around there idk, i forgot its been so long

[@Ntwister]

feels like a lifetime ago when that was the norm :/

[@Starpower0088]

Amen 10/10

[@zakofrx]

Thank God for Red Areas... Places were common sense still exists..

[@LeSyd1984]

@@dannyanderson6116 Twitter was launched in 2012. ... The Mayas were right, lol!

[@northstar6920]

"I yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and complains about someone 'not being a man' when its convenient" - A true man of culture.

[@l.rajnath959]

Indeed...the man of culture kazuma

[@CEOofYukari]

Kazuma Sensei

[@troy10troytroy]

Kazuma-sensei One of the pillars of modern true gender equality. Hachiman sends his regards as a fellow pillar.

[@zanyawesome30]

Aye let's go Kazuma quote speaking the truth

[@AK-jt7kh]

(Minor correction: talks about) But yeah - I feel ya. I cannot stand those people. I wish we would stop pushing this “be a man” bs. Be yourself - unapologetically. “Real Men” don’t sacrifice their sense of self for the sake of superficial popularity - and “Real Women” are the same.

[@thinkerponderer561]

This guy is a gift to humanity in this stage of the world! Takes super complicated, hot topics, puts them on the table, and proceeds to whip them up into something super digestible for everyone to enjoy and actually go away with something fulfilling! Great comedy but with so much more🙏🏾🎉

[@kvoncomedy]

u rock!

[@Alpinewild444]

Awesome comment! 🙏🏻🩷

[@beatamichalska6220]

Total agree

[@yaileenmaldonado6366]

When I tell you my jaw dropped after he said men should put on work clothes to seduce women... So freaking accurate!

[@tiaSilvaCtrly]

I love uniformed men!!

[@GingerNinja0424]

yup. just gotta *LOVE* them double standards. (sarcasm) LOL

[@tiaSilvaCtrly]

@@GingerNinja0424 I am terrible with understanding sarcasm and oblivious to your "double standards" reference. So I will repeat myself to get across to any uniformed working man that it is sexy to see them.

[@scouto.5781]

Sharp dressed men. Oh yeah😘

[@muhammadmunimmisbahulmunir5896]

Because women care men for their successful career aka money. Men care women for their looks. It's just the truth.

[@sarahokon9376]

"ladies, don't be confused. These muscles will not defend you" 🤣

[@je_chan]

"he's facing the wrong way but he's laughing" xD omg

[@gsiya4023]

😂😂😂😂 I have never seen her a day in my life.

[@albertedmondsiii6843]

When he said the girl wouldn't work out with him and said she couldn't make it to then doing pushups kmsl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@je_chan]

true 😆just a few push ups and then ggaahh! I TOLD YOU ?!! 🤣

[@jonathanlindsey8864]

I read this the exact moment he said it.😂😂

[@Thexianhui77]

At least comedy is provided

[@jenniferdas7809]

The most appealing thing he does is get the audience on his side. He does it effortlessly.

[@viraldetox_]

“Can you turn a compliment into an argument?” This literally happened with my wife last night

[@sh0wtim3studios]

@@mooseontheloose-2531 how the turntables

[@HolasoyMai]

Sad

[@GabrielleTollerson]

oh no 😂

[@midgetydeath]

Then they wonder why we don’t compliment them anymore.

[@zeevv8689]

Make sure she doesn’t see this‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂

[@steviebrown8386]

The skinny jeans plummer: "looks yucky to me too!" Prances away....killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mauvecocnut7385]

W

[@Harmthuria]

I had to show this to my dad, he's a plumber. He cried he laughed so hard. I thought he was gonna faint 'cause he didn't inhale in at least a minute, I am not kidding lol.

[@thegregitto]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@ninifeb14]

I have to say I loved his jeans…that “real men wear cargo pants” just contributes to that American mentality that men who wear shorter shorts/form fitting stylish clothes are queer and “not masculine”… that’s incorrect. It’s sexy. He’s talking about double standards but at the same time perpetuating them 🤦‍♀️ funny dude though 😂

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@@ninifeb14 I don't think wearing skinny jeans makes men look queer but I think it definitely makes them look less "manly". Like Kvon said, I don't think I'd trust a plumber wearing skinny jeans. I cant say I've ever seen a lumberjack or fireman or a oil rig worker wearing skinny jeans. I've certainly seen boyband members, tik tokers, and metrosexuals wear them though.

[@toethlef8994]

“i have never seen her a day in my life” was actually really funny

[@zephyrstrife4668]

I laughed at it... then a second later, I really got the meaning of the joke, and proceeded to laugh even harder.

[@jaypritchett6846]

12:35 *I thought that was the best!!!* 🤣

[@juanbenjume6354]

Good dude indeed God bless him In Jesus Name

[@ricatoni2]

@Toe Thief..I take it ..you own a tow truck?

[@severia24]

"Actually"?! Micro aggression! >:c

[@philipemmanuel5680]

Meatballs, spaghetti, handguns.. forget about it, whatever 🤣🤣🤣 Having an Italian girlfriend who has 5 brothers, this one left me in stitches. K-Von you're a global treasure

[@justafriend4215]

blind man: I've never seen that woman in my entire life 😂😂😂

[@nurfaiqohfitri8209]

LIGHT PLS :D

[@hummuna69demetz29]

And the deaf person never "heard" that joke before!😂

[@jenniferrobinson5647]

I saw that one on youtube it was kinda cringy but he owned her

[@krakengames8417]

@@jenniferrobinson5647 link?

[@itzanopinion]

Blind man: "I've never seen that woman a day in my life"... LMAO!

[@atcera8714]

Guy: "Your makeup looks so good" Woman: "So i look bad without makeup?" Guy: "Uhhhhh" Indian Parents: "Very much so"

[@gra-emed3617]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nikieberhardt4624]

Yeah same with Persian parents. My dad was like OK I know you just gave birth and you're sleepless and breastfeeding but how hard is it to wear lipstick 💄🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Derna1804]

It's like a barn, you've just got to paint it.

[@zina4491]

Ok Now I know why my Persian friend got me to wear lipstick daily years ago xD still doing it today. ....

[@MyApologies278]

He was a healthy laugh. Im from a tough city so I appreciated raunchy comedy but this guy has me sold on wholesome laughs. As a dad now I've been looking for some good wholesome laughs more and more and this fits the bill. Well done sir

[@mimirudollfie5439]

"I've never seen her a day in my life." 🤣 Only a blind person can roast a joke like that to the offender of their handicap with a sense of humor.

[@StupiderWithAB]

I am making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌 give me a chance

[@mimirudollfie5439]

@@StupiderWithAB When? I'll watch it!

[@edgarflores5569]

My GF lost her sight, and she says "You know I trust you blindly" whenever we gotta make a decision LOL

[@Sludgedragon]

@@edithdlp8045 They STILL have real bullies. Only now when the kid goes home from school the bullies follow them into their bedroom.

[@karanfield4229]

@@Sludgedragon that's true and it's TERRIFYING...

[@phoenixikki302]

*“You want to equal rights this is what it looks like”* _GOLD_

[@allisongale9295]

Wha!

[@docop8926]

Ikr lmao😂

[@redrollinghood1222]

Now...finally, every woman gets real pockets in their skirts and jeans. We gonna carry lipbalm for our dates too. ;-)

[@王-j1l]

@@redrollinghood1222 Society done flipped the tables 0>0

[@kvoncomedy]

LOL

[@khankbar]

"They're not for tai chi, they're for chai tea" brilliant wordplay. 🤣

[@BabaJeez]

it's too bad for the joke that tai chi is actually very yin/feminine. it's a slow, fluid, meditative dance designed to maintain a healthy flow of chi in the body. kind of looks like ballet.

[@genzboomer-sv3pl]

dont overthink the joke@@BabaJeez

[@BabaJeez]

​@@genzboomer-sv3pl Not bashing the joke; it still works (kinda). It's just ironic because chai tea and tai chi actually are often found together.

[@kevinsantos8439]

"chai means tea, you're basically saying tea tea" -Pavitr Prabhakar

[@CarlCampbell]

I miss more of this in American stand-up.

[@MellonCollie_28]

😂😂 "That's right, R. Kelly--tell it to the judge. Tell it to the judge"

[@bedrock30_]

Bro I could never be a comedian, all I would do is rant about society’s problems and I seriously doubt I would be able to make it funny. Props to this guy, it’s not easy to make people laugh.

[@InsideOfMyOwnMind]

I hear ya. George Carlin was good until he went all political just before he got heckled by God.

[@kvoncomedy]

U rock

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

You could. That's Sebastian Maniscalco's thing. He converted his disdain for society into a hilarious self-therapy that people pay to watch! 😄

[@aly6596]

Pretty much what Bo Burnham does

[@capt.bellamy]

Hey ar least you know it that alone makes you better than Lilly Singh or 50 percent of female comedians

[@chadsquatch5701]

He had the crowd roaring a few times... Without profanity... Nicely done sir.

[@WolfGuyJunkyard7729]

I know right? Cursing and immoral jokes don't make a comedy show better. This guy did a good job.

[@sandrapittman1305]

Dry Bar Comedy is nothing but profanity-free, clean comedy.

[@WolfGuyJunkyard7729]

@@sandrapittman1305 I think it's more like 99% clean. Which is enough for me.

[@EnvisionedBlindness]

I can make a room full of Karen's and sjws laugh by just simply pulling a Seinfeld and going "so how about those straight white guys, am I right?" Making an audience laugh is only an accomplishment based on the audience you have

[@gamefreak22574]

I mean I wouldn't call itprofanity free at all but hey whatever floats your goat 😂

[@ateshhastam]

"Comedy is under attack" and "who can be offended first and for someone else." Bingo. Comedy helps me on a daily basis. It isn't about picking targets and minorities, its about laughing at ourselves and the ridiculous world we live in. I'm glad this dude appeared on my feed, too. Good laughs.

[@yesitsmecsd]

I truly believe the only way to be accepted in this world is if it's free to make fun of you. If you say something is off limits and any joke whatsoever is racist/ bigoted towards any one group, you will forever keep them in this precious box of fragility, and that box of fragility is set aside on its own shelf, never to mingle with the other boxes on the "normal" shelf. Comedy is how we laugh at the absurdity of the world around us, we are all meat bags flying on a rock towards our imminent death. Everything that fills that gap between birth and death is absurdity! Highlighting and pointing it out, allows us to take in and accept our differences, our shortcomings, or habits and our stereotypes. If you want to be excluded from social norm forever, make it off limits to make fun of you!

[@pamelafreeman2182]

I totally agree.

[@kvoncomedy]

yesss

[@TheBuri00]

Ya, he randomly popped up in mine. Glad he did. Just got home from work and needed a laugh.

[@Laura-Yu]

Whenever someone claims to be offended for “Asians” and “women” as of they’re the spokesperson for those two demographics... you don’t represent me🤨

[@shifrabaila4074]

I have seen this video any number of times and I still laugh-out-loud in the privacy of my home. That's true comedy. No need for curing, finger waving, etc. True comedy! I asked "What was your favorite part", I would say: 20 minutes, not long enough".

[@kvoncomedy]

you rock!

[@nickonicifor5638]

😂🎉

[@annaanhvu2874]

I love it when comedians can just make jokes out of the simplest of things like pants

[@mac_tire_aonair]

Totally!!! If you like this, check out England's Michael McIntyre.

[@sondraW]

@@mac_tire_aonair I love Michael M. & just outta curiosity I looked to c # of subscribers ea of these guys have on KZbin. Michael’s almost double in #’s. They r both on my list & r absolutely doing what they were put in this World to do, making ppl laugh, at ourselves. ☮️

[@greengarnet7534]

@Your friendly neighborhood mess go back to twitter...people with gender flags are mentally incapable of having fun at jokes...

[@haydnpierce7409]

I feel like this comment was written by Jerry from Rick & Morty.

[@nkzamrud1965]

Kenny Sebastian too 😂

[@josephmccarthy7905]

You have got to be kidding me. This act was a home run. I laughed at every single joke. That's rare.

[@bekahnavarro]

Me too. Dude is hilarious.

[@ausernameiguess7058]

At the end he had me dying of laughter. So good.

[@Fashion_People360]

I know! He's fan-tastic

[@Brad.T]

My girlfriend is Korean and one day we were walking down the street and she randomly tripped and fell over, and 2 chopsticks fell out of her backpack, I laughed so hard. It reminded me of a game where you lose a heart or ring (sonic) when you get hurt.

[@sophisticatedserpent1512]

Dude, bad move, never laugh when your girl gets hurt, even if she seems fine with it and even laughs along with you she'll remember.

[@TheNoobyFraps]

@@sophisticatedserpent1512 Calm down there white knight. She tripped while walking. The worst that could have happened is maybe she got a small scratch.

[@sophisticatedserpent1512]

@@TheNoobyFraps I'm not saying something serious happened, but from experience if you laugh when your girl trips or stubs their toe she will remember and then bring it up later

[@kaiaros]

@@sophisticatedserpent1512 that'd definitely depend on what type of girl yours is tbh. a lot of girls, as long as they're not hurt, would prefer if their partner laughs when they trip, given she's laughing too. otherwise, it's just outright embarrassing to fall and nobody's laughing.

[@david-468]

@@sophisticatedserpent1512 usually Asian women aren’t as easily offended as American women

[@sschithra]

What a clean comedy! This is how standups should be! Now I am going to watch everything this guy has ever done on stage. Thank you for the laugh.

[@pavelradev1990]

I love this guy. He seems like he genuinely cares about his craft and the people, he has audience interaction, the whole thing. That is hard to pull off. I would pay money to be there and watch this.

[@necoragha65]

I thought so too, until I discovered he's a Trump supporter.

[@mamamoon65]

@@necoragha65 Good for him! Sad for you!

[@dmb198302]

He has his own channel. I watch it all of the time. His channel does a lot of pointing out how sad our current 'administration' is so it's not for people who think Biden is actually competent.

[@disruptor6550]

Yeah agreed. This is the first video I see of him, and I really enjoyed it. Will check out more of his stuff when I have some time, he's definitely talented.

[@thalesgprime]

@@necoragha65 you can hate Trump and not hate Trump supporters! 😱 Shocking, isn't it?

[@taraebonyrosser]

Don't need bullies who do wedgies, that's what the skinny jeans are for

[@nty449]

THAT is a good one!

[@michaelfitzgerald6341]

Lmfao nice.

[@thegregitto]

@Rusty Kinks DUN

[@nonexistentcomedychannel5136]

Yeah, they trap my thiccness

[@taraebonyrosser]

@@nonexistentcomedychannel5136 mine too...

[@killthemwkindness9064]

Hilarious😅😂😅 "Ladies DON'T be confused: These muscles will NOT defend you. These are for looks. They are designer muscles. Yeah!!! These are for STARBUCKS. They are not for Tai- Chi; they are for Chai-tea."😅😂😅

[@Unidentified952]

The last part got me

[@killthemwkindness9064]

@@Unidentified952 EXACTLY!-- Soo Hilarious😂😂😂

[@ariadneschild8460]

I live beside a gym so I LMAO. Chai tea!

[@killthemwkindness9064]

@@ariadneschild8460 Yeah, too funny!😅😂

[@adityapagare6026]

Lmao

[@karlohunjak1331]

"meatballs, spaghetti, handgun, forgetboutit, whatever" killed it😂😂😂

[@yoncegg9584]

My favorite blind joke was when I was on a roller coaster and it launches you and it's over in like 5 seconds. We are getting off the ride, he is handed his cane and his family is walking with him. His friend goes "What did you think of the ride?" and he goes. "I did not see that coming." When I tell you me and my aunt almost passed out from laughing so hard it was so good.

[@nichy7734]

*blind date

[@NB-nh2sf]

Lmbooooooooo

[@reedy_9619]

I had a blind teacher who would compliment students on their looks

[@overhaul976]

"You are just an extension of her purse." It went over people's head

[@daliajojo]

I loved the part where he moved houses using those pants , that was hilarious 😂

[@michaelhastings8940]

Cargo pants are awesome!

[@jskamshll8202]

Yes I died!!! Well I cried ...lol. But my son was wearing cargo shorts and I'm like put it in your pocket!! Haha im like it velcros it wont come out

[@kathrynejones2590]

@@jskamshll8202 VELCRO KEEPS EVERYTHING SAFE...:)

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

@@kathrynejones2590 where do you think flex tape came from?

[@mdarbygr]

Love a comedian who's not afraid to tell jokes

[@natashagoldstein878]

Tragic that this statement makes perfect sense.

[@dreamingofnorthernlights]

That's the measure of courage.

[@cbgbstew4072]

Well put!

[@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898]

That's what's so good about Dry Bar. I don't think I've ever watched an unfunny comedian on here.

[@abbycross90210]

I don't think it's a matter of comedians being afraid to tell certain jokes, just that they have higher standards. Comedians know sexist and racist jokes are the easist to craft and thus, are the go-to material for inexperienced comedians. As the comedian progresses his jokes become more nuanced. When jokes about sex and race are their only set for years, it becomes apparent the comedian can't move beyond that threshold of amateur-level sets and he's labeled a "hack." Moving behind sexist and racist jokes, believe it or not, is an indicator of professionalism and talent.

[@JustKwakusviews-vy9rq]

This guy could save the world with his jokes

[@awojobitimmy7630]

He said "that's right R Kelly tell it to the judge" that killed me😂😂😂😂

[@farisfuad1150]

Got me too

[@JessicaMiller-pc4dj]

🤣🤣🤣.

[@heyokaikaggen6288]

I don't think R Kelly waited until they were anything like 18 though...

[@jackiemikolaski4833]

It’s refreshing to be entertained by a comedian who makes people laugh during the whole show without swearing. I appreciate the fun made about people from all over the world, it’s not insensitive it’s laughing at life which is a great way to be happy. What a great comedian. Keep on the good work , you are spot on every time.

[@brasengrizelda5647]

@see ya I love the Scottish culture btw not to be rude but how is this reply related to the comment😅

[@brasengrizelda5647]

@see ya😂😂

[@VoiceOfAllThings]

I'm Arab I had a bomb zat waz bassed down to the me but I would be caught ded in zat outfit Ps: I don't really text like "zat" lmao have a good one folks 🖤

[@alejandrafuentes1316]

There's nothing wrong with swearing

[@mumstheword8851]

I agree. Lots of others too. 😃👍

[@galinaursachii7030]

As a Russian person, I found the last part so hilarious. Russians are always safe to make fun of, we love any reason to laugh, but especially if it's at ourselves, lol. It's nice to be in the spotlight, especially when you know it's not meant to be offensive, that's why the blind guy liked being included in the joke. Some jokes clearly come from a good place and aren't meant to be mean.

[@nicoleowens2318]

I completely agree with your comment, he did a great job. I have to ask, as a Russian, do you think his impression was good? I'm American but it sounded on point lol.

[@galinaursachii7030]

@@nicoleowens2318 I don't think you can go wrong with a Russian impression. Russia is huge and has all kinds of people and accents and cultural differences within itself. I pretty much think of Russia as of a big lively diy circus (diy because everything is old and is held up by patches, lol).

[@galinaursachii7030]

@@teresawilson3893 It's actually not my country. I'm from Moldova. Well, now I'm a US citizen, but we have a big Slavic community here in America: with Russians, Ukrainians, Belarusians, etc. To us the war seems crazy and we're all trying to be supportive and find ways to help because everyone has someone they care about in Ukraine and in Russia who are struggling now. It honestly sucks for people on both sides, because even the Russian soldiers don't have much choice in the matter, the army is obligatory and they're forced to fight in Ukraine where some of them might have friends or even family. It's really unfortunate for everyone because people that get hurt are really just normal people who want nothing to do with this war.

[@kanieswanson9677]

@@galinaursachii7030 ❤❤❤

[@jaysonlima7196]

@@teresawilson3893 Don't confuse a government with it's people, aboard the vessel I serve on, we have 2 , Russians and a Ukrainian. Its not weird aboard everyone gets along, they are all great guys. I just can't keep up with them when the drinks come out.

[@SoulCrusherEx]

Love this guy. He is a global gem. Keep him safe

[@Lozzie74]

“Smaller Russian guy with smaller Russian backpack” 😆😂🤣

[@graciliraptor3990]

BABY RUSSIAN WITH BABY BACKPACK THAT WAS ADORABLE

[@nikitaR899]

Okay but way to describe all of me in a comment of his quote.

[@rebeccacunningham9241]

Loved that

[@marykfcjane]

Great comment to pin, doesn’t give away too much and helped me remember that I’ve seen this one before 👍

[@cynthiamartinez8994]

I didn’t realize I thought violence was funny to me until middle school. Yeah I used to watch looney tunes and Tom and Jerry etc. One day the weather was sold cold water on a sidewalk turned the whole thing to ice at my school. A kid for some reason thought it was a good idea to run to class on that side walk. It was almost like a cartoon, he slipped and flew backwards and landed on his back like that one scene in home alone 2 and I laughed to hard I shocked my friends. Some people took it into offense but who could blame me, I didn’t care who that kid was, it would’ve been funny either way.

[@antares812]

I'm Russian and I've laughed a fair bit. It's been a nice joke about Russians, for a change. That guy's really hilarious. Thanks!

[@dianazriacheva8476]

Да, это было прикольно

[@0Zolrender0]

I laughed in Russian while seeing the tear of the opressors as we fired our guns from the T34's.......... oopps. You really had a laught there good their Sir. o7 to you

[@codder32]

I can read the accent!

[@Bodacious-doom]

What’s it like in Russia?

[@antares812]

@@codder32 wow, I've always dreamed to have synesthesia

[@thatonedog819]

We wanted pockets in our equal rights, not you guys to lose your own pockets 😂

[@stustormchaser7369]

You already had a pocket book.. Or purse

[@thatonedog819]

@@stustormchaser7369 yeah, but you have to carry those and they can easily be stolen

[@sleverlight]

I just buy mens pants sometimes cuz I like them better

[@TheKittyfizzle]

True!! I just got athletic pants with pockets and immediately sent my bff four pictures of random things in my pockets because I was so excited.

[@thatonedog819]

@@TheKittyfizzle the cargo pant trend is coming back and I'm so ready. I don't think they look great, but the pockets...

[@alexanderchinea8483]

Love this guy, he is what comedy used to be.

[@MichelleRRasmussen]

I was already creeped out when the woman asked the nephew to be set aside for her. 🤣

[@Darion350]

Yeah, that was a bit creepy, but not as bad as when a guy says it. Double standards.

[@briaharris183]

Yes 😂

[@porschawilliams9217]

right? i was like 😳 run lol. i get his point but i would feel gross hearing it from anyone lmao

[@NelsonStJames]

He was really on point with that one though. As the saying goes, sometimes comedy is the perfect medium to make a valid point, or observation. It should have been creepy, but a lot of people have done it, and our society overall gives it a pass.

[@beardiemom]

As you should be, sexual predators exist in both genders.

[@blessed_berries]

"They're not for taichi, they're for chai tea."

[@bradvincent2586]

Genius

[@azjorgie1019]

I can't even say it out loud. It's a tongue twister

[@mscdilly51]

That was a good one!!

[@Belvarion]

The crowd pauses are the men making sure the women are laughing first before they do 🤣 Edit: wow I think this might be my first comment to 1k at least that I’ve seen. Edit2: almost 2k!!!

[@imagirl688]

Dam society today😂😔

[@sorrymrgoogle2601]

At least the men that are owned by women do

[@alfredmartinez6166]

If you are heading north on La Cienega headed to LAX, turn left on Imperial Hwy or Century Blvd. If you wait until you get to Manchester you went to far and will need to make another left at Sepulveda.

[@grandpied]

@@alfredmartinez6166 And if you get lost come back and look at my forehead.

[@SweeetSpice]

@@sorrymrgoogle2601 relax big boy

[@sandraoettle1476]

Cargo pants. "You were an extension of her purse." I'm dying! So. True!!!🤣

[@vilokparkhi9420]

"Anything can be an insult." Gen Z : "And I took that personally."

[@collection6062]

milenials actually.

[@kennethfung3618]

@@collection6062no he’s got a point

[@collection6062]

@@kennethfung3618 no i have 2 two points.

[@kennethfung3618]

@@collection6062 no.

[@collection6062]

@@kennethfung3618 big yes

[@cincinnatidrones8979]

"We're laughing, we're having fun...we're not racists." This needs to resound within society.

[@JtheMeerkat]

If only society was run by this dude!

[@Adiamantium930]

Yes, yes and yes :)

[@NelehLove9313]

Lol I've been saying this for years and I'm glad it's finally being used. Everyone gets so offended. Just laugh, it's funny. We are all stupid and smart. We are HUMAN!

[@Rabijeel]

It's all about the misuse of a Concept or Context, whatever you say or use. Put your Words in the Mouth of a German WW2-Soldier. See? You are laughing, yet you are not invading Poland.

[@belladonnatook8851]

Hahaha! We're laughing, we're having fun...we're not racists...yeah, you are!! 😂

[@googleuser2226]

"He's laughing. "He's facing the wrong way, but he's laughing" LOLOLOLOLOL "Do you know this woman?" "I've never seen her a day in my life." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@WolfGuyJunkyard7729]

Ultimate BURN to people who try to take charge of other people's lives especially when they are in the right and having good fun.

[@hollywoodghostbusters9869]

That was classic!

[@killuazoldyck7442]

Blind guy with an amazing sense of humor XD

[@marcg210]

I drove for uber and had 2 blind guys that asked if I would help them inside a convenience store, I said I can try. They asked me to lead them through the store and we got close to a row of shelves I said "look out". 😳

[@vickianderson3321]

You are spot on! Sometimes our men have no chance in saying the right thing.We've been married 46.5 yrs...but some days there is no win! But we now😂at ourselves together,as between us we are a functioning ONE❣️& He is the better part❣️

[@1kuzuki]

“I had so many pockets, I didn’t even know what to do with the pockets” Women’s fashion: What are these pOcKetS you speak of?

[@pikathemimikyu6655]

I wish girls clothes had pockets 😖 I have to wear my winter coat in the middle of summer to have somewhere to put my phone 😂

[@1kuzuki]

@@pikathemimikyu6655 lol relatable

[@Daze-qi1hl]

Oh!oh!oh! AND THOSE FAKE POCKETS MAKE ME SO MAD! LIKE ARE THEY MOCKING US OR WHAT!? WHY PUT FAKE POCKETS WHEN YOU COULD PUT REAL ONES!?😭😭😭

[@pikathemimikyu6655]

@@Daze-qi1hl lol ikr!! Who eve invented fake pockets, what is its purpose?

[@hannahmaria4611]

My brother said its because we have purses. Unless your my step dad who calls his wallet his purse.

[@justanotherstranger6900]

As a woman I found this hilarious, some people take things to heart when there’s no need. If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re leading a sad life

[@sorrymrgoogle2601]

Also if you perceive it as criticism and it is indeed accurate, now you know some potential places to improve on the future when working on yourself. One's reaction to the aforementioned statement says everything about their character.

[@morpheus6749]

Unfortunately, today in 2021, for every one of you there are two Karens in this country. Their job is to constantly look for things to get offended about.

[@nightmarenull8829]

@@morpheus6749 spoken like a man who took the right pill.

[@dendemano]

As a man I didn’t even crack a smile. He was simply commenting on the observations of the mundane. Flitting between the wafer thin boundaries of the metrosexual/camp persona. He didn’t really say anything outright funny, but heavily relied upon a routine consisting of comedic voices and mannerisms. If you analyse the content, juxtaposed alongside delivery you can see the appeal to women. His target audience. If he were to perform in an all male environment he would have been abysmal. I’m not being critical, as he made his target responsive, ultimately, he made them laugh. There was nothing risqué, which is why he lacks appeal to straight men. Oh, the blind gag was as close as it got. I like blind dates. You can stare at their tits.

[@danishmikun1791]

@@dendemano what

[@alinafed19]

I am Russian and the last joke was HILARIOUS. Did not expect that Matryoshka 🪆 reference 😂

[@rtv5847]

Prove it

[@donelmukiza2357]

Yeah prove it

[@findrochelle]

She spelt everything correctly, I think that’s enough proof 😂

[@lillianosulivan5785]

There is an emoji for that!? 😂

[@alinafed19]

@@findrochelle THANK YOU. Lol

[@coltonk.3086]

Can relate!! One night my sister made dinner, and she was dissapointed with it. (She can be a perfectionist on how she cooks.) And when I said it was just fine and that I liked it, she looked at me and said "You like EVERYTHING, Colton.". My response to that statement was "That's not true. I don't like running, and I don't like men.".

[@rkttb]

These muscles are not for tai-chi, they're for chai-tea. 😀 Whoa! I've never had so many likes for a comment. (Nor for pics on fb/insta or tweets) hehe!!

[@bullseye6969]

IKR. Calling chai, Chai tea is like calling someone by their name 2 times in a row. Iyshwarya Iyshwarya.

[@yoshikagespeedwagon8025]

@@bullseye6969 it was a joke and everyone knows that. Don't try to act smart.

[@SnowbordrWRX]

And even Tai Chi you can't defend yourself... it's too slow. Imagine telling an attacker... whoa whoa stop attacking so fast!

[@rude1802]

@@bullseye6969 actually no.. From our perspective Chai = tea.. For foreigners.. "Chai" is a concept of a foreign (Indian) fragrant beverage with lots of spice..and "tea" because it's the base liquid. Kinda like our nomenclature of masala chai.

[@bullseye6969]

@@rude1802 chai is plain milk tea. What you described is called masala chai. You litrally don't have to add "tea" anywhere. When I said chai tea that's what I meant, adding tea is just no brainer.

[@cdfdesantis699]

This guy is proof you can say ANYTHING to ANYBODY if you say it the right way. He's hilarious!

[@bradcallahan3546]

You can’t. He is in utah so.. go figure they think this bigot is funny

[@cdfdesantis699]

@@bradcallahan3546 Hell, he IS funny.

[@appleman9864]

@@cdfdesantis699 Some people just like to hate others. Or... hear me out, they're the person that got offended for the blind guy and now has a personal grudge because they've become apart of the bit.

[@cdfdesantis699]

@@appleman9864 You're right, friend. Some people HAVE to hate others, so they can feel superior. Makes 'em feel like they're WORTH something, you know? And Lord, EVERYBODY gets all puffed up & "offended" nowadays. Ain't NOBODY got a sense of humor anymore. Thanks for your reply.

[@appleman9864]

@@cdfdesantis699 No worries and Comedy is supposed to be a sacred art that can't be touched for being too edgy.

[@AlexAugustinex]

The girlfriend at the gym turning into Arnold was just hilarious. 😂

[@keystonedaytrip238]

A great comedian doesn’t need foul language to be funny 🙂

[@negativezer0741]

I know some good ones that do use could language but rarely and only when it fits with the joke

[@WolfGuyJunkyard7729]

So true. Cursing doesn't equal funny. And if a joke is funny, cursing doesn't make it funnier.

[@jame9200]

@@WolfGuyJunkyard7729 it can

[@cassiebrooke2490]

So true :)

[@Harmthuria]

That's right. Jeff Foxworthy sold more albums than Richard Pryor.

[@luckalucka944]

Plot twist: we don’t want men to have less pockets, we want us to have more pockets LOL

[@austinhicks2586]

That would be to much power men would become obsolete lol

[@luckalucka944]

@@austinhicks2586 but I want my pockets! I hate having pockets where I can’t fit anything, not even a lighter because it’s so uncomfortable

[@onlyloversleft555]

Most of the time the reason why they make men's pants pockets bigger is so they can "adjust" things.

[@Nobun4g4]

The thing is it’s gonna be like with the rest of equal movement nowadays. At the end of the day it’s not women who will get more it’s men who will get less to be on the same level. And i’m all for equality but sadly most the talks i see are about attacking men rather than empowering women and that’s a shame.

[@onlyloversleft555]

@@Nobun4g4 That is so true. I have seen people say that men are useless. I am not a man but it is very painful to see. The women who say these mean things claim to be feminists. But I thought feminism was about equality not degrading?

[@keimahane]

K-Von is a great comedian who reminds me that we should all be laughing at ourselves as well as others. Life is fun or at least it should be.

[@TheyCallMeMinty]

"As well as others"

[@bridgetdunham7336]

K-Von keeps it real and funny 😂

[@existentialhangover1124]

Life is painful but we should laugh anyway.

[@chrisglaze658]

Once upon a time in a not so distant past people weren't so serious and cynical all the time, and comedy was allowed to be expressive, humorous, and fun. We should DEFINITELY be laughing at ourselves, a lot! :D

[@joshuataylor3550]

He's a conspiracy theorist.

[@csrboltfan2643]

I laugh so hard every time I watch this guy, that I nearly pass out !!! Dude is truly funny and knows what TRUE comedy is. Comedy is being able to laugh at ourselves regardless of the situation.

[@n.d.risley8674]

I’ve never come across anyone who took stereotypes and turned them into literally two minutes of hardcore non-stop laughs! This act had me on the floor! Thank you!!😂😂😂😂

[@misterhappy5462]

well...there not "stereotypes" per se. it's just politically incorrect to point out women's flaws (& toxic femininity that is way more pervasive). that's how much modern feminism has corrupted this society. but yes (male) comedians are the best when it comes to destroying societal hypocrisies. =)

[@moreflexmoresex3011]

Those are not "stereotypes". Those are facts.

[@n.d.risley8674]

@@misterhappy5462 I stand corrected. 🙏🏾

[@Maddie-wb7tq]

@@moreflexmoresex3011 they are fact neither

[@pbcityis-witty6268]

This is more than two minutes!