Jeff Goldblum Rates Hot Tubs, Attractive Cousins, and Watching Jurassic Park on Acid | Over/Under

Jeff Goldblum also rates mascara on this episode of Over/Under.
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Jeff Goldblum Rates Hot Tubs, Attractive Cousins, and Watching Jurassic Park on Acid | Over/Under

[@tquol]

Jeff goldblum describing eyelashes is the real life version of trying to reach the word count on an essay

[@ashantinyongo7632]

ms mayo fr fr lmao

[@drviz]

Looooool

[@lindseyskye8574]

wow thank you

[@mjrleaguesweetie]

Just read this out loud to my fiancee. Great job.

[@kalinka9744]

fuck ur right

[@ivyblackwood6257]

you: fake eyelashes jeff goldblum, an intellectual: eyelash toupeés

[@MM-dq2pi]

hilarious and did he call mascara eyelash marker?

[@thothbaboon]

@@MM-dq2pi merkin :P

[@Gilliganfrog]

@@MM-dq2pi : "merkin", a wig or toupee for the pubic area. Fake pubes, a pube-rug. I agree with him, mascara is grotesque.

[@harrisonmccartney4878]

I don't think he ever came down from that acid trip he had in the '70's.

[@AEO21Productions]

And thank goodness.. amiright?!

[@askdg1491]

😂😂😂

[@elladarko6851]

FUCK hahahaha

[@CS-nw9si]

This really is one of the most unintentionally psychedelic interviews ever lol I love it.

[@tony_5156]

Back then it was more then that, we’d hang around jersey shore and see people mixing qualuuds with kamikaze shots.

[@yasirkhan8010]

How is he able to make anything intresting and erotic

[@SebastianTinajero]

maybe because he's the embodiment of interesting and erotic

[@Nath-P]

Acid

[@magicjackm]

it's the gold part of goldblum, in action

[@bfkc111]

That's just you being a perv or totally repressed to bursting, either one.

[@sushi2693]

Exactly, like Harry Styles... it doesn't matter what they're talking about, it just sounds sexual and hot 😅

[@joao.3320]

*gasping for his life* : mascara... Mascara??

[@freshhell6365]

Joao. Mas Cá Rã

[@Huumf]

Lmaooo

[@jessl7068]

this comment made my cry with laughter

[@missrra1999]

OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY JOAO

[@krldvg18]

Where's the 10 hour version?

[@DeathTrapProductions]

Asking the important questions!

[@nathan5295]

I feel he probably talked for 10 hours about these four topics, but they had to edit it down for the format.

[@MrUndersolo]

I’m on the hunt!

[@loopskratch6065]

Is there actually a longer, similar interview anywhere ? He’s very eloquent and easy to listen to

[@MagicSwagget12]

I agree, hopefully Pitchfork releases the uncut one

[@Bae_Cop2027]

"I am the authority of my own experience." This guy always comes out of the gate weird and enthralling!

[@Figs3]

Oliva Munn was right. Nobody can do a Jeff Goldblum, like Jeff Goldblum.

[@Koettnylle]

It's brilliantly phrased though

[@bravetherainbow]

It seems pretty true and easy to grasp though.

[@bfkc111]

This is not "weird", this is a genuine fundamental insight. You fucking confused imbecil(s)... It's just rare to find someone express it so casually. Compare to "ego cogito ergo sum", for example. It is a genuine wisdom. Of course it's not popular on the internet, where everyone is an entitled popularist creep, making "private" something "weird", thinking this is even normal (it's a new pathology of dumbasses and shit-heads)...

[@bfkc111]

@@bravetherainbow Thanks for pointing that out, it is actually not "weird", just to those confused idiots who think every learning or genuine insight is "weird". It's almost a trivial, but important and essential point.

[@kidart1763]

Jeff Goldblum is the type of person who could survive the post-apocalypse alone because he can entertain himself so flawlessly.

[@smoothoperator9901]

And that's when I saw over the smoking, charred horizon, through the wreckage and the carnage ... it was Jeff Goldblum, and I knew everything was going to be OK 👌

[@flala2261]

😄 🙌

[@Pazuzu82]

Haha hilarious😂

[@rechmen]

Mans gave himself the chills over hottubs

[@Sea_witch_]

Lmao that part was hilarious

[@JoeyLevenson]

Make a 10 hour video out of that sound!

[@chdz92]

The over/under we didn't know we wanted

[@markpostovalov3833]

But the one we deserved

[@SensoriaMaRia]

@@1Dubbelman he's 20 something years older than me so not being ageist... FUCK this was painful and his bit is so OVERRATED (get it). I don't get why he's "back".

[@SensoriaMaRia]

@@1Dubbelman if you know his work or interviews in the 70s and 80s... you'd know this version of him is acting on top of acting. Are YOU ageist?

[@whitegranite2105]

make sense if your gonna leave quirky edgy comment

[@zachtoft9065]

Needed*

[@lowrant]

Jeff Goldblum: VERY underrated

[@supernate223]

I love him but so do many nowadays in his later life renaissance, so I would say he is rated.

[@soniatovar1884]

❤

[@calisongbird]

Laurent he’s not underrated, there is a veritable Cult of Jeff Goldblum on the Internet.

[@jamesbarros950]

KZbinName I would argue that it would be impossible to not underrate him. He’s even better than we believe him to be. #partofthecult

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

YES!!!

[@atomicbrain9401]

Can we have an hour of just Jeff talking about eyelashes? Thnx

[@djsouthpaw3811]

Set to jazz music like Ken Nordine!

[@aviona123]

right okay and he made several points hello!!

[@tommyrandall3489]

Beeeaaauutiful, beauuutiful.

[@coochchili217]

Shout out to "eyelash merkin" :D

[@michaelvino8679]

I prefer the Acid talk

[@johndou423]

Man, Jeff is like that weird but cool English prof that manages to give a freudian explanation to everything

[@gordonlekfors2708]

how is it freudian?

[@johndou423]

im afraid thats for jeff to know@@gordonlekfors2708

[@korndud]

You guys might as well stop the series cause nothing can top that.

[@fidel7533]

Fidel Guevara same name what up

[@bfkc111]

You're dumb.

[@StCgT194]

@@fidel7533 same here wassup

[@heavenlywells3818]

Facts

[@J.K.Moerkved]

Literally seconds after the first question, the Goldblum begins.

[@idylhan5390]

10 seconds in and I’m considering a tattoo of “ “I am the authority of my own experience” -Jeff Golfblum “

[@Sektion9]

Thought the same thing!

[@dxt2532]

It’s very reminiscent of Michel de Montaigne’s preface for his essays!

[@TheRandomperson1016]

You might want to spell his name right if you’re going to get it tattooed

[@BoboDoboRobo]

I wish Jeff Goldblum was a drug

[@hayleylongster4698]

I thought he was.....

[@draevonmay7704]

To take twice daily, or as needed. Rectally.

[@rolandekarla]

Bold of you to assume that he isn't.

[@DawryMike]

yeah LSD

[@samhirsch4022]

DAWRY MIKE this guy gets it

[@piggytrombone]

damn that acid really kicked in within minutes

[@krunkformula]

Lol I was thinking the same thing what kinda acid was jeff goldblum taking

[@callumheathis]

@@krunkformula Its that 1970s acid

[@Sea_witch_]

He was a thin delicate building, as now, but younger obv lol

[@varv93]

Maybe he ate nothing before he took it

[@ogshrimpsauce]

@@varv93 thats not how that works

[@ArapBayraminOglu]

If Jeff Goldblum was family I would sit next to him during Christmas diner.

[@nullobject5943]

Haha, I thoroughly enjoyed this comment

[@ArapBayraminOglu]

@@nullobject5943 ;D

[@conorlynch2879]

You’d have to get in line

[@harryjang3408]

Make sure you ain't the cousin

[@Gilliganfrog]

I wish my family owned a diner too; we could invite Jeff Goldblum to drop by for free coffee, burgers, and apple pie a la mode any time.

[@windmacher]

Jeff is someone you Americans should be proud of. Hes a national treasure.

[@bluesnoopz]

We are very proud of him.

[@Sloth131987]

@@bluesnoopz he and W.K. are essentially knights of our culture, at this point.

[@Bessmaster2000]

I would let him stay a night or two at my house.

[@Humblemumble7]

@@Sloth131987 W.K? Who is that?

[@Sloth131987]

@@Humblemumble7 andrew w.k.

[@eggrolldog]

He's still there talking right now.

[@ninopwns]

I give this 10/10 Goldblums

[@deadhomelessbum]

His acid story was hilarious lol

[@nullobject5943]

I thought it was going to take a much darker turn, maybe that's just my imagination, or thinking back on past experiences. I would say watching Wrong Turn and Boxing on acid is OVERRATING!

[@christinelizzo4701]

I got pregnant as soon as he pronounced mascara that way. Who's going to help me take care of this baby.

[@ismaelrodrigueziii6398]

Christine Lizzo LOL

[@Rombizio]

I will but you need to name the baby Jeff Goldblum the Second. Even if it is a girl.

[@CullenCochran]

This bright man seems like the kind of person who'd talk to you in a coffee shop about everything/anything and you'd look outside and realize it's dark and you've been listening to him talk for 6 hours.

[@Hey_4]

Watch *The World According to Jeff Goldblum*. He’s so cute in it, he just talks about stuff that interests him, and he goes into deep detail. I love this ice cream episode, where he tries to find out why ice cream is a comfort food. He’s so smart and amazing

[@JacobGuidi]

One of the finer aspects of the outer... The sweetest leftover from your childhood... Cronenberg should shoot a movie where Goldblum is turned into Sissy Spacek's eyelashes.

[@hayleylongster4698]

This comment is the dreams I wish for every night.

[@briankim3472]

We need an hour more of this

[@lilyraimey3499]

“I like dunking my pink and white body in the tub” He’s so...

[@plattitude]

This is the most Jeff Goldblum that Jeff Goldblum has ever been

[@2Thessalonians1_7]

“Don’t put on these eyelash toupees!” Looking like a baby doll!

[@stormyweather8798]

He means a Barbie.

[@Gabriel-ud5hu]

The elegance and style of this man....

[@MrUndersolo]

Every time I watch this, I just imagine what his Oscar acceptance speech would be like (wouldn’t even hear the orchestra, I bet)...

[@veganvampire95]

this video perfectly summarizes what makes him so great; in the majority of the videos in this series, the celebrities in them have given short, simple responses - but he clearly thought about his answers to each question in so much depth and turned some of them into stories. he's so captivating and that's why we love him!!

[@abkl1]

now we all have to call falsies "eyelash toupees." Jeff Goldblum's word is law

[@lacielizabeth9415]

He's adorable, funny, charming, intelligent, and amazingly strange all at once. I love every bit of it. He's so intriguing and delightful. We need more Jeff Goldblum in our lives.

[@sleepyheadbeats4352]

“Pathetically High” We’ve all been there Jeff, we’ve allllll been there buddy. I was so sad this ended hahah

[@ItsonlyBK]

“I come as is.” - Jeff Goldblum

[@johnperez5137]

He should’ve been the young Dumbledore dressed in colorful robes.

[@fissilewhistle]

John Perez Holy shit, I somehow never realized how Dumbledore and Jeff Goldblum have the same personality.

[@mwfwz.5107]

Omg yes!

[@barrylird]

He looked so pained while saying ‘my great grandparents were first cousins’ lol

[@tzadik.]

PROTECT JEFF GOLDBLUM AT ALL COSTS!

[@theimprobableone8635]

Israel-Zayuh Dymnd does he really seem like the kind of guy that needs protecting?

[@barrylird]

theimprobableone of course not, he’s a god

[@TheFutureBakuman2]

I just want to ask Jeff goldblum one question and be entertained for a whole day.

[@MollyStaysYoung]

well im done wearing mascara

[@stormyweather8798]

Ha! He likes real eyes. He figures bsbies need no make up, why do adults.

[@SebastianTinajero]

i want jeff goldblum to tell me stories before bedtime overnight

[@bravetherainbow]

"Now that I'm thinking out loud..." - every time Jeff Goldblum speaks

[@Adrhodes442]

I generally don’t go in for this whole “Jeff Goldblum as meme “ thing, but I I offer you no bullshit when I say that this legitimately should have like 16 million views.

[@goddessastrology7794]

I’m high right now. I’ve never felt closer to a human being. We will get married.

[@mrchrisroden]

A night drinking with Goldblum, Cage and Walken.

[@GranillaNetwork]

Chris Roden why Nicholas cage 😂😂

[@mrchrisroden]

CarterGK imagine!

[@TheTuxedoCat-sh5fn]

@@GranillaNetwork Watch Vampire Kiss and The Fly back to back.

[@achleejohnson]

OMG THIS IS THE LIFE GOAL I NEVER KNEW I HAD! THANK YOU! 😱😱😱

[@aussiejubes]

OMG no, now that would be like being on acid 😂 how could I wake up the next day & know myself or anything about anything ever again 😂

[@NachoPiek]

The best Over/Under to date

[@DeadWhiteButterflies]

I now want him to do a director's commentary of my life.

[@scruffyp9480]

The dude likes eyelashes

[@padenspencer]

Scruffy P the dude likes eyelashes

[@kontsakeisari]

The dude likes eyelashes

[@thomashinds3308]

Relevant personal anecdote: Once, in June of 2015, I decided to go to a high school grad party on 300ug of acid, with my psychonaut friend also at the party, but sober. My come-up was perfectly manageable, but about two hours in I started to feel very frantic at the bougey, family-oriented function, so I found my buddy and asked if he could drive us out to the woods to smoke a bowl. Of course he was completely empathetic so we drove off to go smoke, after which I felt way better. At this point, my friend casually mentions that he's supposed to see Jurassic World later with his (heavily Mormon) family, and that he's feeling inclined to eat some doses beforehand. Of course I, already tripping and always eager to encourage high-risk adventures, wholeheartedly supported his decision, so he eats two tabs (300ug) and we part ways as I head off to another friend's place. Almost eight hours later, right as I'm about to go to sleep, I get a very direct and stomach-churning text from my dosed buddy that reads "dude I'm in the hospital. I had a really bad seizure." Little did I know, his prescription dose of Lithium, a chemical that can become deadly when mixed with psychedelics, had recently been doubled. The already dangerous concoction that he had been subjecting his brain to during the last few months was now beyond life-threatening. During the first few minutes of Jurassic World, his vision began to turn to darkness as a literal black hole consumed his sight, at which point he began to seize up and his parents had to pull him out of the movie and call an ambulance. He was eventually alright afterwards, but that shook up his life quite a bit and honestly scared the crap out of me as well. Luckily I do not struggle with mental health issues and have never fucked around with anti-depressants, so I have avoided any nightmare trips like this, but the moral of the story remains: know what chemicals you're mixing together, don't be reckless, and don't see Jurassic World with your mormon family on a strong dose of L.

[@RossMarkers]

Thomas Hinds I also made the mistake of giving doses to someone who (unknown to me) was taking Lithium. Also ended in seizures. It was traumatic for everyone I think. Bad combination there.

[@nullobject5943]

I didn't know this. But I would add, if you have any mental illness, steer clear of psychedelics. One time I was tripping at a friends house and this chick that was diagnosed with bipolar decided to take some.. It was a horrible experience. She freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom and cut herself with a rusted pair of scissors.. It was horrific.

[@JessicaRivassayshello]

"come as is" 2019 mantra

[@HobbesJnr]

He only over/undered 2/4 topics and it was still amazing

[@MrUndersolo]

Mescaline, “Satyricon” and “Yellow Submarine”? Explains everything...

[@DanteZzZ]

This cannot get enough Goldblums of any number of possible Goldblums.

[@TheMetallkylling]

"I am the authority on my own experience." about 5 seconds in and we are allready getting some zen wisdom from mister Goldblum.

[@nickfromCO]

Getting Jeff Goldblum to do an over/under..The AV department at Pitchfork was so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. LUCKY FOR US!

[@autumncf2098]

Why tf he so wise? Why tf he such a dork? Why does iiiittt work

[@stormyweather8798]

He's not afraid to be himself. That is rare.

[@ferouihamza]

i wish this was an hour long,well it's time to marathon all his interviews with conan

[@BrendanMacWade]

Keep Jeff Goldblum wierd

[@soyroos1295]

Brendan A. MacWade I want that printed on a shirt

[@MrUndersolo]

Make America Jeff Goldblum...Again!

[@operiwinkleo1932]

His voice is beautiful. I could listen to Jeff talk for hours.

[@thejovihead]

He makes love to the world.

[@scoobysnak07]

The world loves him back

[@celiumpictures]

Satyricon AND Yellow Submarine on Mescaline?!?! Goldblum, you legend. Grand old time indeed!

[@trevorw2841]

4:05 I absolutely died when (after telling a long and detailed story) he's just like "eh that's it" as if there was nothing there to begin with.

[@albertgerard4639]

Somehow his answer to Hot Tubs was weirder than First Cousins, haa

[@ebbtide4233]

Hes the closest a man has gotten to the divine

[@Sab_MJsMama]

5:49 "Brrrrrrrr" hilarious....love him...a national treasure. Please be untainted.

[@guidoguido2245]

Imagine being the cameraman trying not to die of laughter

[@moving9071]

I chatted with Jeff after one of his jazz gigs a few years back. Great talker, of course, but also a surprisingly great listener. Seldom have I felt more valued by a stranger.

[@elliedrama46]

The way he describes soberness, "as is", that really resonated with me. I'm working on personal issues with alcohol and that might be something I tell myself.

[@ls-ip6ed]

this man exerts big Robert California energy

[@pringlescan81]

Jeff Goldblum broke my brain talking about eyelashes

[@TheThriceIsRight]

"I was in Brooklyn with a bunch of... people"

[@emilypinching1731]

‘I like dunking my pink and white body in yon Roman tub’

[@vs6308]

find someone who talks about you the way jeff goldblum talks about eyelashes

[@betterinsodapop]

I want this man to have a 2 hour weekly podcast. No guests. No subjects. Just Goldblum off the top, saying whatever comes to mind. It would be BRILLIANT.

[@keeleighsherei5053]

I'm genuinely surprised that he said "three times" instead of "thrice" 😂❤❤

[@zapbranigan5099]

I'm obsessed with Jeff Goldblum, thanks KZbin for all this recommendations....just can't get enough

[@nikkiland]

I think this is the celebrity I would choose to hangout with in the casenario where I’m dying

[@mykameakulpa]

Jeff Goldblum “as is” is most of us on acid

[@daveguy11]

"...an experience...that I'm thinking of...in a hot tub, that was...sweet..." Ding, ding, ding: Maximum Goldblums Achieved.

[@kennedyr1399]

Jeff goldblum is the only man who can tell women they look better without makeup and I’m totally fine with it

[@lilyraimey3499]

Just look at him... Just look at his way of moving, the way that he speaks... He’s so, fascinating, and beautiful. He’s so refreshingly inhuman.

[@soyroos1295]

Watching Jeff Goldblum while on acid: highly UNDERRATED!

[@myIcustomIURLI]

swear to god, I was wearing this almost exact outfit when i bumped into him at the airport haha

[@carole4213]

here I am watching this on repeat in attempt to see the 10 hour version

[@JordanTelezino]

lol dude is actually very entertaining

[@lethiapage4767]

Jeff lives in a state of continuous fascination with himself, with the world around him. How fun for all of us!

[@jarodmoodley7925]

I've been a Christian since *BIRTH* and I say that to say this : If *JEFF* release a *BIBLE 2.0* based on his outlook on life & it's trials & tribulations and is in form as an Audio Book then , needless to say , I would be purchasing *1 MILLION COPIES !*

[@Monbroe]

Bible 2.0 😂👌

[@toughdoughydadbodnation7100]

Why are you so odd and weird?

[@jasminebadr5946]

I would join your fellowship!

[@crikeymikey4966]

@gooby pls Oof

[@Spaghettinoodles]

gooby pls if you have nothing nice to say don’t say it.

[@VuotoPneumaNN]

Wow, this guy can really do an awesome Jeff Goldblum impression.

[@RobbiesVideoArchives]

OMG, not only is he one of the coolest/funniest cats around, he’s into Cissy Spacek in “Badlands” (one of my all-time favorite films). Well, he’s into her eyelashes anyway.

[@stormyweather8798]

Thry must have done a Clint eye close up.

[@SpartanManch]

I feel soothed and enlightened all at once. I’d buy Jeff Goldblum audiobooks if he made them.

[@michaelvino8679]

I hear he does!

[@stormyweather8798]

I rewd everything st my librwry site amd brloeve me none of tje narrators are newr as goid as he would be. Some are so bad. They usuallybonly get one and make them do both sexes. It,s awful.

[@emmag7400]

Jeff Goldblum is the only man who could convince me that I don't need to put on mascara before leaving the house

[@reemahmed2104]

I have a test tomorrow and I've finished very little of what I'm supposed to study.. but here I am watching this video on repeat for God knows how many times now

[@jayshonhubbard7847]

I love the way he explains things :))

[@stormyweather8798]

What lucky kids had he been a teacher huh,?

[@anyamarais5504]

His voice gives me actual goosebumps. Every video I see of makes me love him more and more

[@Rodrigob94]

jeff goldblum is a universal treasure

[@ptproc]

I just adore Jeff Goldblum. The stories he has. Unapologetically himself and seems to genuinely love every1. ❤

[@aldesalOG]

Never did it cross my mind I would see someone talk so passionately about eyelashes lmao gotta love this man

[@fmawas24]

Jeff Goldblum is one of the last remaining pure souls we have on this Earth, we need to protect this man

[@anmnou]

Oh, I am melting at his ode to the eyelash in its natural form!! What a dear!