Jeff Goldblum Reads Hilarious Thirst Tweets

[@Sschmeckles]

“Sexy and expensive?” *laughs expensively*

[@floranceagi6821]

😂😂😂

[@Maria-bj1yl]

This comment is so underrated.

[@IrishGuysScarf]

@@Maria-bj1yl How can a comment be underrated?

[@user-ix4nq9yz8k]

Odion Igahlo is absolutely awful, but Yes.

[@lubio6284]

@@IrishGuysScarf Maybe they are talking about the numbers of likes

[@broadwaymelody33]

I feel like you could drop him into a group of Gen Zs and he’d have no problem communicating with them. He just accepts whatever’s going on.

[@themediocremaster2388]

I mean....there’s a reason we all thirst for him 😂

[@marvelchild7]

@@Capncheeks I laughed so hard at this comment I nearly peed in my bath 💀🤣🤣

[@tarapaudyal2459]

i think it would work vice versa as well, you put jeff goldblum into a group of gen zs and they just accept anything he says

[@MeganChynthiaDewi]

I can imagine that 🤣🤣

[@TheCorrodedMan]

broadwaymelody33 “Well, I’m here now”

[@masterofthetear8138]

Jeff Goldblum learning the meaning of "don't @ me" is my favorite thing

[@allydouillette4661]

And the trademark thing hahaha

[@silverblue73]

"hey, don't @ me" XD

[@hecatia]

I love how he immediately understood

[@thereeper7744]

Ikr so funny he's awesome p.

[@laurenreese3936]

masterofthetear and he had to throw on his glasses just to see and comprehend

[@alexusellis2444]

0:43 “that man exudes sexy and expensive” jeff: laughs sexily and expensively

[@dharam149]

*Re arrange my guts *

[@HaifaaAmni]

Me at 0:50 - 0:55 = YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW

[@collectrawr]

yesss

[@emilyd8884]

He really does

[@lulumoon6942]

Truth

[@Angie_Onaleta]

This went exactly the way I pictured it. Jeff is adorable.

[@cinebunnie]

Ange N.O. yes yes yup

[@KimBlaQue]

Yes he is

[@ariadnebene8413]

Girl, me too! I've only watched three of these (this one included; the other two were of Mark Ruffalo and Nick Jonas) and this is hands down the best one out of all three!

[@soylentcompany5235]

My name jeff

[@shineon4863]

Ange N.O. Hey! He's mine!! Back off. J.k. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Menadianepie]

I would let Jeff Goldblum [pay] my [bills]

[@MK-pj8wr]

Hot

[@girlkisser13]

I would let Jeff Goldblum [water] my [plants]

[@royaledehomme87]

Best comment ever!!!!!!!

[@frogluvrfr]

💀💀💀

[@maureen_momo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@smileandwaveboys]

the way his voice goes so quiet when reading the sexual parts of the tweets

[@tojoinbobdylan]

Omg that was so cuteeee, one of my fav parts of this vid

[@allisunshine444]

Jeff: *wears glasses all the time* Also Jeff: *takes glasses off to read*

[@michaelreilly3513]

Short sighted, Means he needs glasses for long distance but not for reading up close.

[@LevCallahan]

@@michaelreilly3513 That's actually far-sighted. But points for knowing why he needs glasses. 👍

[@michaelreilly3513]

@@LevCallahan In my country it is called long sighted when you CAN see far away and short sighted when you CAN see up close. NOT far sighted. But the word far and long in this context mean the same thing. I am in no need of your points, I do think though you need to do your research.

[@LevCallahan]

@@michaelreilly3513 In America, where Jeff Goldblum lives, it's called "far-sighted". I wasn't attempting to be smart-assed with my comment when I said "points". I was legitimately pointing out where you were right and saying you were right. No ill intended.

[@michaelreilly3513]

@@LevCallahan Damn it, but I wanted to argue!!!! :D

[@dananabread6632]

"Mal? Come back to us Mal... She's back!" When I tell you I CACKLED

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Same!!!

[@catherinemurdock9202]

I feel like you could drop him into a group of Gen Zs and he’d have no problem communicating with them. He just accepts whatever’s going on.

[@sarahs.9678]

Amazing. Hahahaha

[@MalloryNewcomb]

As someone named Mallory I was on the edge of my seat for this part

[@emilykranking9996]

It literally made me spit my coffee out of my nose. He's so funny!!!!

[@CarlyMcGowen]

"Bothered is trademarked" BAahahahahahHA!

[@calvinzerliegarcia1152]

What does that mean

[@HerbalTea333]

No, hot and bothered means horny. I think he was just laughing about the little TM.

[@eliandrews1866]

But who did they put a trademark ???!

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

Eli Andrews It’s just a funny way of emphasizing something. Like, “A stranger just called me handsome, I’m feeling cute™️ today”.

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Came across the comment as the clip showed up LOL ironic!!

[@kpopkarebear]

I giggled like a school girl every time he smiled or laughed. STOP IT JEFF. THIS ISNT WHO I AM!

[@udontknowme6731]

xxibkaren ACCEPT WHO YOU TRULY AREEEEE

[@Michael_______]

Lmao

[@KC-kh2qn]

I'm so fucking dead

[@spicymayo623]

Omg me too! I kept blushing as if he was smiling at me. 🙈 What's wrong with me

[@no_peace]

I mean golly

[@loveforfarmiga3147]

He looks like the kind of sugar daddy who actually cares about you and then you fall in love with him and y’all live happily every after

[@gabybatubara]

shiiiiiittt i'm trying to sleep here sis enough with the imagination

[@Misinthecity]

The accuracy sisssss

[@loveforfarmiga3147]

Unbelievably Gorgeous yassss exactly

[@ophelia1391]

more likely I will fall in love with him but he's just another sugar daddy that looking a new sugar baby to replace me

[@Cptn.JackWandil]

We can all dream

[@levi_octavian]

Can't we all appreciate how well this man has aged. He still looks as great as ever.

[@cosmiccatgirl8310]

Like fine vine, he just got better with age

[@brendaherrera5424]

I loved the way he looked in Earth Girls are Easy...baby has a sexy body!🤤🥴🥰 Jeff is 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!!😁

[@fatmaben163]

"murder of course being..." *flails arms around*

[@gingerfeliciano9531]

fatma ben exactly

[@shadowsinmymind9]

lok

[@XSideSaladSpikeX]

fatma ben same. This is exactly how I explain things... I dosnt work well sometimes

[@mackinleybroussard3422]

Best

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@westworlds]

That awkward moment when you're not sure if your blushing from second hand embarrassment over how thirsty these tweets are, or blushing because you agree with every tweet stated.

[@ZandriaWinn]

Ha!

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

Por que no los dos XD

[@MilfLvr420]

olivia martinez ME RIGHT NOW 😂

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

I was ready to hate these thirst tweets, but I ended up just nodding my head. 😂😱

[@IonIsFalling7217]

Or because you're in the middle of agreeing with every statement when someone walks in on you /facepalm

[@TheRubinator13]

Its funny how people keep saying how hot he was in JP but i feel he's actually far more handsome now that hes older 😂 hes got a silver fox type of thing goin on

[@oliviadraus-barrett5895]

Damn right he does

[@forgetfulstranger]

damn right

[@oliviadraus-barrett5895]

Sounds like we're at church with all this praise 🤘🏻

[@oliviadraus-barrett5895]

😂

[@DarthFurie]

Seriously I dont normally care for older men but he truly aged like a fine wine

[@BijinMCMXC]

He’s so British but without the accent, if that makes sense lol

[@maggieromero7445]

It really does

[@BijinMCMXC]

Withered Roses No he doesn’t wth are you talking about

[@BijinMCMXC]

Withered Roses Sweetie... no it doesn’t.

[@mikayladanielle]

💯💯😂

[@cherisedavidson5933]

It makes perfect sense lol

[@AimeeJLDB]

“Why is bothered trademarked?” 😩😂

[@roxydzey]

but srsly why i dont get it

[@tinyurlCVHTELEGRAPH]

"Hot & Bothered" has been trademarked by...someone...XD

[@queenthoria7483]

RoxyDzey idk how to explain it. It's like a saying that's commonly used. Like "he's a Good Boy™️" or "What is The Truth™️"

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

It's to invoke the meme. Hot & Bothered is a meme on the interwebs. ;)

[@evy8582]

You people did not help at all^😂

[@addangel]

my cheeks hurt from smiling so hard

[@Cody-ox2uu]

Just wait till your other cheeks hurt from being split open by daddy goldblum.

[@addangel]

Cody Pearson 😳

[@thedahaka4544]

I can make your other 2 cheeks smile :)

[@redscoreblue]

EXACTLY

[@syrus1233]

Ada well tbh you don’t look like you smile a lot

[@truthspiritchoice]

😏 He’s acting like he didn’t know he was hot. I’ve had crush on him since I was a child.

[@DaarkDestiny]

Yes!!!!!! 😂😂🙏

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Yeeeeees

[@SometimesAbel]

Rainbow Roberts #Facts 😆

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

@@SometimesAbel 🤣🤣🤣

[@albamartinez4987]

Earth Girls are Easy and The Fly are when I thought mmmm?! The guy exudes a special something. It's not even that he's that good looking in the traditional sense.

[@stephm8932]

Jeff is a sexy silver fox

[@delalmiah376]

Honey , you sure you're alright? 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

[@alvariemystic7813]

True

[@FranciscoGomez-db7cb]

So,¿he's an furry?

[@pixyrosejes7133]

Agreed

[@carlathedestructor2454]

He sure is!

[@KaregoAt]

He is so distinguished. I feel like if I ever saw him in real life I would spontaneously combust.

[@donnawebster4310]

I did and had the same reaction. I could help myself and just walked right up to him. He was so nice.

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

I would to!

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@donnawebster4310 oh my gosh cool!!!

[@kimsacat1180]

*spontaneously cumbust* I'll see myself out

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@kimsacat1180 BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gosh this comment needs more likes!!

[@frognipp9015]

That’s the richest laugh i’ve ever heard 0:43

[@ioanabogdan1266]

There is a video with jim carry making fun of rich people's laughter. Jeff bezos has a rich af laughter

[@kr6productions]

it truly is

[@infinityplusone-1]

That's a jeff Bezos laugh

[@themaggattack]

He's fun. He plays along with their fantasies of him a little bit. He's so coy. He's digging it.

[@miraclepope8657]

"that was the most fun I ever had in my life. golly" im dead! XD

[@miraclepope8657]

GoldXrose yeah. lol

[@miraclepope8657]

Gold Rose lmao! XD

[@MacaSkys]

GoUle

[@EmeraldKelsi]

"mal, come back to us, mal. she's back!" i'm wHEEZING 😂

[@greymushroom1]

i was dying XD

[@calliemrr4355]

MY NAME IS MAL AND I FREAKED OUT

[@angelistringfellow]

omg!! crying and wheezing 😂

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

*wheeze*

[@NeaEmrys]

I love how reenacts the scenarios 😂

[@LilyMaeBrass]

the way he says the word bottle, honestly gets me hot n bothered™️

[@eliandrews1866]

Why the trademark ?

[@eliandrews1866]

Seriously.

[@itsjustbre.5677]

Lily Brass • 9 years ago that trademark makes me laugh

[@atbailey7227]

bahDUL

[@nonbinsin]

Bohttle

[@RitsychServare]

His voice is so soothing I'd let him read me the entire periodic table of elements before I go to bed.

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@aSliceOfChoccyMilk]

I want Jeff Goldblum to read me a bed time story

[@kirchitup]

Found this while searching for that exact thing.

[@lafierechienne6921]

I want to be his bed time story 😍

[@emanuelladiasteixeira5162]

Every single day forever and always...

[@pathetic_kitten2061]

Ew,maybe not!

[@wibbasquibba6757]

Same

[@crichy]

I could literally watch 3 hours of this I love this man

[@liberalbias4462]

moonlightbae truth moonlightbae truth

[@LyleStyle87]

moonlightbae Stunning

[@crichy]

Alex R yes

[@crichy]

Alex R No

[@LyleStyle87]

moonlightbae Pay no mind to them... As far as I see, you're perfect.

[@Natalie-101]

THAT MAN JUST REALLY HEARD ALL THAT AND SAID "GOLLY" Dammit I love him😂

[@miridove]

He's a daddy and he damn well knows it.

[@Celebrityplusone]

He also loves to say “Hickledy pickledy “

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@Celebrityplusone oh yeah! He does!!!!

[@vianneyflores3584]

He needs to do an ASMR video😂

[@SherlockHom3boy]

VNA ASMR PERFECT!

[@sapphkey9899]

well good news for you.... he has!

[@Serai3]

@@sapphkey9899 link?

[@sapphkey9899]

@@Serai3 here ya go kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX3Ce4ujmbt6maM

[@Hydro0978]

@@sapphkey9899 i didnt know it existed!! thank you🥰🥰

[@robynobrien3519]

Jeff Goldblum is some kind of ethereal godlike being

[@HABO2210]

Well, he is Grandmaster

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

This is true

[@SuperEnthused]

It's true, tho. It's true.

[@kevinfromsales6842]

Mario Habijanec perfect casting.

[@alleetaylor2687]

Jeff GoldCHRIST

[@olivia.martin]

The fact that he’s a legendary meme makes him all the more attractive

[@Ambar1126]

Olivia Martin yeah

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

True

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

"you kill me baby, you kill me baby" wow lmao 20 seconds in and it's already gold. as expected.

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Exactly!

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

@Ramtin Kolahchi ba-dum-tss!

[@user-mp1ke2hh5o]

"mal... come back to us mal......" "she's back!!!!"

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

I died!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Although his voice could probably wake me up from a coma, too......

[@joesquinn9517]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@anyathornqvist4602]

😂😂😂😂

[@jaydynnelson8406]

😂😂😂😂

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@TheOne-bv8wi omfg same!!!

[@neevus826]

This guy is 65, and someone wants him to sit on them... I'm dying

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

Old men also want to have sex!

[@Jo-chilin]

He’s hot! A hug is fine enough for me cuz he’s married but my oh my

[@diol9313]

65 and still hot don’t @ me

[@106andie]

He’s 65!?

[@Itsher-jh7xx]

I cannot believe he is 65. Oh dear.

[@c.b.9422]

“Any affection I come to exchange has never been for recompense. I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that.” ***Turns off the light, lights a candle*** Tell me more Jeff...

[@calisongbird]

K' Reid 😂😂 Seriously that was the most Jeff Goldblum utterance in the history of Jeff Goldblum utterances.

[@karolj.6775]

Indeed

[@samanthaprest2296]

😂😂😂

[@ttabata]

😂😂😂 man it's almost 2am and I'm laughing on this like there is no tomorrow

[@Chocolatebearboohkie]

LMMFAO!!!!

[@waywardgoddess1153]

Jeff Goldblum is so sweet, even his thirst tweets are polite lol

[@Rachy2049]

Jeff Goldblum could hit me with his car and I would thank him

[@willow2893]

i feel this way about a lot of people and i'm glad you put it into words

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

+Willow: So you're a big fan of David Cronenberg's "Crash", I take it?

[@deus-solanumtuberosum9526]

Lima Bean I too wanna die

[@calisongbird]

Lima Bean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg, now THAT was funny!!! I actually laughed out loud.

[@classyfacemakeup]

Oh Jeff

[@erika8349]

This man aged so well, and he still gets us ladies all flustered xD

[@onelusciouslad7841]

And Men 😉

[@erinlee7657]

Erika M even the lesbians 😛

[@SweetNightmares_]

He's like the cursive writing of a very important business man and I'm *Living* for it

[@saras4655]

this is really beautiful. :)

[@Gwallgofrwydd]

Jeff Goldblum is like that one bohemian art teacher that you both admire, want to hang out with and also fancy a bit.

[@chasingperfect28]

ratprince -- Pretty much. I had a college theater professor that had a very similar personality to Jeff. He was also older (I think he was 62 or 63) when I knew him, he had this incredible baritone voice, and looking back he was a bit of a flirt (it was innocent). I had a crush on him. I think my teacher knew too, but nothing weird ever happened between the two of us. It was just mutual respect and admiration for each other.

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

Yes! You want to watch him paint, have a conversation about art history with him, AND have him teach you kama sutra all at the same time.

[@sixelakeller5377]

I can tell you're quite British.

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

sixela keller I bet they're quite chuffed that you noticed!

[@fabricator]

He's what every man should be

[@miraclepope8657]

Fabrice D* him Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch

[@napoleonremington3609]

Miracle Pope _EXCUSE ME I NEED A HEMSWORTH AND A HOLLAND_

[@miraclepope8657]

Wisp AJ them too lol

[@CharlieMelanincholy]

True

[@seedlesswatermelon417]

Great, now im imagining everyone i know but with the face of Jeff Goldblum.

[@billhaderreal]

he’s literally 70 yrs old and yet he still finer then all the boys at my school

[@MalloryNewcomb]

He’s 70?! I would have said solid 55

[@Schabo1234]

70...Crazy !!!!!

[@silog21]

"Mmmm you kill me babe, you kill me babe" This man is a treat to the universe

[@SkylarLee]

I still can’t believe he is turning 66 this year. Like WHAT?!

[@SkylarLee]

Dione Zerva yeah I know!!! He looks so good for his age

[@SunyiSideUp]

If he 66, I'm 66

[@victoriancarwash4393]

These replies lmao aejhfiuafeawhufha

[@opencabinets]

He's what

[@johnbull1568]

Impressive that he still remembers his 'imperfections' lines from nearly 30 years ago, and can slip right back into the character in an instant.

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

I know!

[@acedd7030]

Underrated!

[@housec8059]

He is hot!!

[@ladystardust1483]

Impressive indeed!

[@amabla975]

and i wished it was my hand right there...

[@iamnotkyoote]

I swear this man purrs like a cat half the time and I love that

[@tardisgirl1237]

No one with glasses: Absolutely no one: Jeff Goldblum: Wears glasses on his forehead, instead of his eyes

[@spookymu1der]

TARDISgirl i have to take off my glasses to read things cuz it makes my eyes hurt if i don’t. i imagine he’s also near sighted.

[@eagillum]

Older people do it because their glasses are weird.

[@skullbleu8166]

Richard Avedon did it a lot. www.sunglasscurator.com/storage/documents/2_1000_0_5.1519155201-richard-avedon-1963.jpg www.alainelkanninterviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/richard-avedon-12.jpg

[@KlondikeMIC]

Young child gather round as I tell you a tale of the 90s

[@athenawindyy966]

@@spookymu1der Same

[@Miguroki]

I would let Jeff Goldblum have my Pokémon card collection

[@barrybbenson9968]

Legend

[@fatoumatakeita2901]

Woah I think you crossed the line

[@hallucinangel]

That's hot lol

[@agebukahsay9772]

There was a line. You crossed it

[@sally1319]

thats wholesome

[@darcie_hingula]

“Mal? Come back to us Mal. Ma- *SHE’S BACK* “ This is the best thing I have ever seen

[@lunapieters3257]

I know right? 😂I laughed so hard at that part 😂😂

[@elexiacozy4413]

Darcie A. Hingula i cant stop laughing rn

[@urfairyaltmother8427]

@@lunapieters3257 same!!

[@donnawebster4310]

Omg. I was at Burbank airport last month and There he was. I went up and gushed like a teenager letting him know what a fan I was. He was so sweet and showed sincere appreciation...he was dressed in a suit swinging his spectacles. I couldn't help myself.

[@ageorge5362]

😱💗

[@claire3256]

6'4?!!! i'm just a hole, sir...

[@valeria5041]

Claire Gwena 😭

[@dayshawna]

IM DYING

[@jojojo89517]

EW jesus gross HAHAH

[@artmeatj6620]

Jesus Christ lol

[@clockedyourtea3010]

lmaooo 😂

[@ghostboy7957]

my sexual awakening wasn't him in jurassic park, it was him in independence day boi was lookin like a SNACC

[@haaley4796]

A FULL COURSE MEAL YOU MEAN

[@jillonyett1194]

Check out The Fly. Naked and young.

[@femmeaniketos]

I'm deceased. DAMN. You said..."...looking like a SNACK" I agree.

[@carly2308]

my wallpaper is a picture of jeff goldblum’s face and let’s just say my father is very disappointed in me

[@riverrr6254]

Lmao

[@timwood5398]

Carly we are all

[@Kikigreentea]

Lmao

[@justinratcliffe947]

Carly Disappointment, uh, finds a way

[@janasiaprice9278]

well i’m very proud of you carly

[@marlenesheffield8777]

I would definitely let Jeff Goldblum be my sugar daddy. I love his eccentricity, fashion sense, voice, talent and wit. He looks as if he smells like expensive Italian cologne and fine cigars -- if that makes any sense.😵😉😁

[@TheWonderGirl23]

Girl, he’s my Zaddy of choice too

[@AfroSamurai215]

Gold digger.

[@annarosegray9818]

[Pteradacted]

[@jocelynvarner9040]

Anna Rose YOU NEED MORE APPRECIATION

[@mellennia9]

Anna Rose [Tyrannodacted].

[@proclivities460]

My fav new word!

[@Neen88]

bravo

[@leilei49-51]

I see what you did there...😏😏😏

[@sages999]

all a sudden my daddy issues got more severe. HE IS DADDY AF. JFC 😍😍

[@Roberta_Trevino]

JFC stands for Jeff Fried Chicken.

[@danie641]

sage s hahaaa!!

[@mrpigeon589]

What the heck

[@SiefausOsna]

daddy issue people are weird

[@liquidphilosopher1816]

what do you exactly mean by daddy issue?

[@nowandthenification]

"GOLLY, VERY FLATTERING"

[@sophisticatedserpent2434]

Jeff loves it when fans call him daddy He’s opening up Pandora’s box and he ain’t afraid of the contents

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

YES!!!!

[@cadenfarley5674]

Jeff Goldblum is both the hottest man alive AND the strangest. 😂

[@joselynm5634]

Caden Farley never thought it would be possible to be both eccentric/weird and attractive at the same time. He is perfect.

[@dannyclub09]

How could you think that? There are a ton of attractive eccentrics.

[@angelacmc2579]

this is the best thirst tweets video so far

[@BioSentient]

When Jeff puts his glasses on and squints to hear the cameraman better

[@neilcarman4002]

this man makes me smile ear to ear when he speaks. a national treasure

[@NatashaE98]

I wasn’t thirsty for Jeff Goldblum before. But now I am.

[@EarthScholar]

I've been literally drooling over this man for decades...lol!

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

I got to the lesbian tweet and I was "oh my god... you're right"

[@labreejackson1625]

Same ! I didn't think much but now it ok I see you !

[@mariyadikova]

Google / search on Fb Jeff purring for 20 minutes video. Thank me later

[@cinebunnie]

this man needs to do some asmr because that voice is amazinggg

[@SCSilk]

Emma Boocher READ ME TO SLEEP!

[@Anonymousey44]

He just gets better and better with age 😍❤🔥

[@4.pomegranates]

Anonymousey like fine wine👌😂

[@ajaybhatia7888]

He’s an asguardian

[@cherrydarling1329]

I know this is an old video now but I still come back to watch it. A lot. It does things to me.

[@Kim-kk5qf]

Please do that with Jason Momoa.

[@lost422011]

😍😍😍

[@teolaurich7212]

Every time i talk about Jeff Goldblum i start with "Im not gay but..."

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

🤣🤣

[@cheezyfilmsproductions1842]

For me it's "I AM gay, but..."

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@cheezyfilmsproductions1842 😂😂😂

[@Serai3]

There are certain people in the world that you don't have to use that preface for. It's just understood that how you bend doesn't matter.

[@BurgerSoup]

Haha same! I also use that sentence before talking about Nic Cage

[@trupti.marolia]

I Have been in love with him since Jurassic Park :) ALSO, there's something about his hand gestures .

[@Trund27]

MumbaiGlutton 100 percent! They are meticulous and just right!

[@downunder211]

True.

[@primordialsheep]

Watch earth girls are easy

[@phaedraremington6247]

Conan talks to him about that. It was hilarious!

[@sungoddessraa]

Been in love with him since The Fly

[@Cenabull]

Jeff Goldblum has the highest self-esteem ever because of these tweets. He’s becoming to powerful stop thirsting for him.

[@korren4609]

This man needs to be protected.

[@babyvirgo00-88]

Tyler Dude.

[@kenyajuelene]

He is fine though

[@imwithpluto]

Now HERE'S a guy who can handle his thirst tweets.

[@andreaong5067]

1:33 brought me to tears can't believe mal actually woke up 😢

[@ximearmenta6060]

Cowlan it’s Niall Horan

[@Stellaluna88]

I love how those tweets make him smile. You can tell how much he enjoyed reading them.

[@dustttosidechicks]

this video is my life tbh. 12/10 would let him murder my [redacted] also

[@jeffgoldblunt]

0:45 "i exude sexy and expensive what the heck does that mean" says the guy wearing 5 rings and a watch and Is Jeff goldblum.

[@Kate-py4mg]

I think that Jeff Goldblum is actually an alien who's very bad at impersonating a human

[@Hollyberrystreats]

123 456 Literally the plot of Earth Girls are Easy, which he was crazy hot in.

[@inkwithcaution]

He has aged so... f*ing good, geez.

[@AngelaDominiqueRicamora]

robert downey jr. should read thirst tweets. who agrees with me?🙋‍♀️

[@whoputyouonthisplanet9712]

YES

[@josephstalin8337]

Gordon ramsay

[@RR-mh5gj]

Johnny depp

[@sydnismith4155]

I wanted to like this comment but it had 69 likes and I didn’t want to ruin it

[@bellevrkm]

ME

[@Axhicleos]

Honestly I saw "Jeff Goldblum reads thirst tweets" and I was sold. The guy is amazing !!

[@naz8809]

Before this video I had no feeling towards Jeff goldblum...... after this video LORRRRRDDDDDD

[@LilySaintSin]

*Naz* Saaame!

[@stephaniecurrie2286]

This man ages like fine wine! 😍

[@JonelleElise]

He’s so handsome even as he’s gotten older! And that hair is sharp!

[@shw77]

jeff goldblum could literally talk about anything and still make it interesting

[@metalheadjakob]

I like how he always looks like he is having the time of his life.

[@Mimishowmekc]

I Love his Smile, He has aged very well like Expensive wine he he

[@xlovelygi]

Honesty, he’s a zaddy af 😂😩❤️ lol

[@miridove]

Agree, but what's the diff between a daddy and a zaddy?

[@beingmichelleg]

About 5 condoms. *badumkiss* I'll see myself out! ------->😂

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

@@beingmichelleg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I struggled to not laugh!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@@beingmichelleg LMBOOOO

[@elrose3223]

OKAY BUT HIM SAYING "GOLLY" AT THE END. IT OWNS MY WHOLE HEART.

[@MaygraceUtaite]

"That was the most fun I ever had in my whole life 🙃 "

[@TheAphexTim]

I mean, golly...

[@gabriellewilliams8769]

I didn’t want this to end

[@kjthekunoichi]

Same!!!😅😅😅

[@meghanmccrary9317]

Him questioning the trademark made me lose it

[@borgCube100]

Daddy Jeff looks so thankful that people have tweeted him. He screams "I'm a great guy".

[@noelromansky4003]

Seriously though, Jeff Goldblum is absolutely amazing xD

[@loyalsmith9795]

Jeff gets hotter and hotter as he ages...DAMN his lips are perfection.

[@taylorroberts2030]

OMG let's have Tom Hiddleston one!!!!😍😍😍

[@danielleramseyer6521]

Taylor Roberts oh man, that would be next level. The hiddlestoners are no joke, 😂

[@taylorroberts2030]

danielle ramseyer yes

[@CassHermoso]

I agree!!!

[@noellesmith9483]

Taylor Roberts Yes please!

[@_Muser23]

be careful what you wish for 😂😂🙈🙈