Jeff Ross Roasts Hollywood Blvd.

Comedian Jeff Ross is about to tape his show 'Roast Battle' for Comedy Central at the old House of Blues here in Hollywood. This show is a lot of fun. Comedians get onstage and insult each other, tournament-style. To get Jeff warmed up for it, we set him up with a camera crew right outside our studio on Hollywood Blvd.
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Jeff Ross Roasts Hollywood Blvd.
• Jeff Ross Roasts Holly...

[@swagy6012]

"You're like a stripper who hates money, so you work here" lol

[@standardofexcellence]

Swagy might be best joke over

[@Daniel-cj1gb]

Savage 😂

[@smirks1463]

Titties

[@m.gaxiola7462]

When he said : knock knock ! I. Thought he was gonna make a comment about those "knockers" 👌🏻

[@brandanackerman3464]

Mario Khaztrögôff same

[@laurianealagno7222]

"Thanks Kanye Worst" LMAO I'm dead

[@dking1735]

Quok quok qaok!

[@user-th3ll8rl7i]

Crack, crack, crack, crack... Not even Freudian slips, Freudian shouts!

[@TEExJAY24]

Peter sleep's in a Parker Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@isaiahwalsh4587]

Nice pfp

[@Sal33b]

Lol

[@Rosemary-oe3zy]

@Sonox did he die ? 😱

[@wardellm.291]

I literally fell out of my seat

[@DirtyDirkDiggler]

"you told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom!"

[@rachelleon13]

😂 Ouch.

[@grapeflavoredbleach7201]

"Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school" Genius.

[@vlad-pm2zr]

*cut*

[@hammadmajid7953]

Damn she got rekt

[@TheRafaelBond]

she came back but they cut it

[@soulreaperichig0]

Rafael Mertin what was her comeback?

[@ethanstein42]

Crack that coffee table

[@maxmeier532]

I love how the "3 day weeknd" guy cant help but laugh at the joke about him.

[@ethanstein42]

Max Meier that was gold like the coffee table

[@blackdogbrown]

That was my favorite one. I lost it! 😂😂😂

[@davidbn5352]

1:48 Jeff tries to casually look down.

[@Kenyan2204]

That Michael Jackson one was funny, espessially the Kids one. 2:35

[@craigshuttleton225]

Pretty sure that's the same Michael Jackson guy from the thirty seconds to mars video city of Angeles

[@JaydevRaol]

Yeah 😂

[@saimaddy3456]

But is that really true about him?

[@xl9473]

@@saimaddy3456 nah

[@guglielmo_nature_photography]

@@saimaddy3456 absolutely not man

[@Sean-mc4iq]

I think that hooters girl is going to get a modelling contract soon.

[@hellofaname]

...or a Brazzer contract at least.

[@mrniz461]

hellofaname Crosses fingers*

[@Tabletop-Newtype]

oh yeah...

[@uatafaka]

Brazzers contract sounds more likely

[@Sean-mc4iq]

hellofaname I didn't want to say it ;)

[@PositiveLastAction]

"you told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom" Hilarious!!

[@steveoballs4964]

That hooters girl omg. 😍

[@foowishamewican]

Sad very sad

[@frarfarf]

What a superstar

[@frarfarf]

Ma La the sad thing is that you're probably a jealous pig

[@benl3120]

u da real mvp mang

[@ukedude8565]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that some dude actually shared a link to the girls Instagram?

[@taylorcoffin1]

“Oh my god there’s kids, RUN! RUN!” I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts 😂😂

[@JaVvii3]

Bet someone can find the hooters girl Instagram!

[@vm3mm3mv29]

JaVvii3 gavin_lauren

[@JaVvii3]

vm3m m3mv LMAO My point has been proven.

[@ipwnukazu]

I don't think that is her

[@thisismusic5105]

@_elisechristinee

[@camxdidxthat]

ThisIsMusic kind of looks like her, is that really her Instagram

[@Revelian1982]

Jeff Ross is so funny. His improvisational skills are unmatched.

[@louismontoya7437]

Waited his whole life to get on tv and all he had is “crack the coffee table”!

[@MrCool-ro5ob]

Louis Montoya 😂 it was lit tho

[@unattended129]

What's wrong with cracking the coffee table?

[@mathias6814]

"You have blacker roots than kunta kinte" LMAO

[@vincej3882]

Anything with Jeff Ross is worth watching, that mans Hilarious

[@B-Rai87]

not really .. he's kinda corny ..

[@DjJooze]

B-Rai87 hes face makes up for it. hard not to laugh at his face lmao 😂

[@ori3374]

״omg! There’s kids, run run” that killed me.

[@BlinkBytee]

1:35-1:55 didn’t look down once. What a g

[@Barmaglot2003]

1:40-42 Full body check out )

[@ge-9848]

He clearly did

[@svensvensson6705]

Do u like it fake?

[@user-js3sn8jn7y]

I wonder how much spit was on that microphone after Kanye worst did some beat boxing

[@marclaaq]

i was thinking the same thing, norma flora all over that muther

[@tyronemooselips771]

Racist

[@sofixmasnahxd]

A stripper who hates money LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@rileyscott5827]

But then again, who hates money?

[@watchdealer11]

Jeff Ross doesn't have a dad bod. The dad bod has Jeff Ross.

[@jacquesstoop2587]

watchdealer11 at least you tried

[@samshorto5433]

Jeff's face has a dad bod

[@ruirodtube]

It’s Eric Crapton 😂

[@PatricioLeija]

ruirodtube that made me laugh so bad.

[@sethtaylor7519]

Finger tapping when no one can hear you... definitely Crapton.

[@abdullahasif1889]

Delalus haha same

[@JesseDumontt]

The Brad and Angelina one was gold.

[@shanphreak]

amazing !!

[@ericparis825]

Jesse more like fake gold

[@SkiJumpp]

Jeff Ross is so underrated. He is one of my favorite celebrities

[@zahraentezamian4711]

SkiJumpp he is soooooo funny

[@011azr]

He's not, he's trying way too hard to be funny. Not even close. I mean what is wrong with you people?

[@akshooter762]

have you ever seen some of the comedy central roast he has done??? don't get any better than that! :)

[@gamezjesse8700]

The Michael Jackson part when he told the kids to run that was funny

[@kagisomotlhamme3550]

"You told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom" ahahahahha I just lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DirtySouthGaming]

Jeff Ross looks like a Futurama character

[@rayhardy4834]

Zoidberg lol

[@ansem6167]

He looks like the slurm

[@markvargas5926]

DirtySouthGaming yup

[@duke7424]

He said on Breakfast Club that he looked like Vin Diesel if he drowned.....LOL

[@brooklynjb3112]

lol am i the only one that dosent think he's that funny, he makes me laugh at times but he doesn't deserve to be called "the roast master"

[@erickurbina944]

sameee

[@brooklynjb3112]

those roast that comedy central dose has sucked for years and for some reason jeff ross gets hyped up so much and is never good

[@brandonvilla2420]

brooklyn jb I agree with you he is no Master

[@grasshopper2462]

Jeff is good but greg giraldo was the real roast master that had the best jokes for all the roasts.

[@brooklynjb3112]

thats funny you said that because i was gonna say the same thing greg giraldo was the only comedian that could make me laugh every roast he did RIP

[@tuutts39]

Jeff has to be the sharpest, fastest, and most Badass Comedian ...EVER! I’m dead serious .... REALLY!

[@ladistar]

It would be an absolute honor to get roasted by Jeff Ross.

[@antotheja251]

"you told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom" .. :D I cant, i love jeff

[@whitedevil2]

Kanye Worst. i'm gonna steal that. no apologies

[@jackclarke3241]

whitedevil2 would be a good one, except kanye is the greatest to ever do it so

[@yungthug2403]

whitedevil2 crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack that coffee table! Damn some sick lyrics, some serious bars right there.

[@joyfulkupcakes164]

"Thanks, Kanye Worst!" bruh😂😂

[@felixvega5890]

Jeff Ross is the best spontaneous comedian & roaster around! He can always make me laugh out loud like only a few other comedy greats! Love the guy!😄😆😅😂🤣

[@syd16packchicken]

"You have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" lmao 😂

[@daiduongdaviddinh140]

It takes a while to laugh LMFAO

[@BenjiSun]

hydrogen peroxide use leaves a lasting effect on brain cell damage. =)

[@fazilsmith]

Don't understand that part. Somebody explain.

[@beingmeperfectly4560]

She has no idea who that is I bet

[@buildzzupwxvy7449]

Yooooooo, I see you on 360 Jeezys videos 😂

[@Magerquark]

KANYE WORST HAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh LOL

[@pokiest1]

Sam Brown 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haymule]

Sam Brown sounded like ice cube a little

[@osmankurt6982]

He said it in a way that i totally forgot what the original last name is

[@GoodSteve123]

Crack that coffee table!

[@bryannamarie7539]

😂😂😂

[@tonyarutti]

CRA CRA CRA CRA CRA CRA CRRRRAAAAAACKHEEEEEEAAAAAD

[@meg31585]

I love Jeff Ross LMAO!!! Glad I watched this before work today, I definitely needed a good laugh hahaha

[@tunablepizza9102]

1:46 Those kids wanted to go into Hooters lol

[@ladistar]

Hooded Stranger wtf hahahaha

[@addidaswguy]

Omg, it's Kids RUN!!

[@doramos88]

"Thanks Kanye Worst"

[@sinsofs3ns131]

Yooooooooooo I can't breatheeeee !!!! He's nailing every one !!!

[@justiniani9364]

"my spidey senses tell me your gonna make 4 dollars today"💀

[@alexaquinonez3670]

Haha I see those impersonators all the time in Hollywood. Lmao I laughed at the 3 day weeknd 😂

[@Djkuuh]

right? i actually thought that johnny depp guy was actually him when i first saw him a few weeks ago

[@alexaquinonez3670]

123 123 so did I! lol I'm too embarrassed to take pictures with him.

[@sexxymamy1]

roses are red violets are blue i came for the thumbnail and so did you!

[@glynncamera]

Mystic I

[@radamtv4779]

I think "came" is the right word

[@pimpgrandpa8641]

uh no I did not but thank you for accusing me for coming for the thumbnail

[@JohnSmith-rs8mr]

K.I.Z Of A Down u r hilarious. Even more so when I think of that’s what actually happened

[@larrymcjones]

Man I came all over that thumbnail

[@larssb7457]

“Zach galif-enough already” I’m crying

[@DonnieByrd]

"You told me to wake you up, when you hit rock bottom" 😂

[@Ecclesiastes11718]

"You have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" i'm done

[@dustyomeara5070]

Was that a dude?

[@elephantgrass631]

I literally had to pause the video and laugh/cry it out.

[@TheCosmicStarmen]

You said "I'm done"... where'd you go?!

[@HadesRevenge]

cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra crap at beat boxing.

[@ethanstein42]

Professoroaks Mancave crack that crap table

[@Mightylionroar]

Just had to add a "BOOM ROASTED" after every roast

[@cesarelissa40]

"Peter who sleeps in a Parker"😂

[@worf7271]

Is that the Johnny Depp impersonator from Nathan for You?

[@christiantrask6947]

no thats diamond jim

[@riefki2840]

even those tits fake?

[@antifamous4160]

Khan Singh lol no it's a different one.

[@Cj-zg6gm]

Those are impersonators? That wasn't the real Peter Parker????

[@thc4825]

His accent different

[@Jj-vd6es]

I met many celebrities and Jeff is definitely one of the nicest one to approach. Down to earth.

[@Owsryudie]

"Good luck with the lipstick on your teeth, you're awesome!" 3:19 "Alright, see you home" Haha :P 3:22

[@Beast-hd6no]

MAN FOR REAL WHEN HE SAID TO THE KIDS RUN BECAUSE MICHAEL JAKCSON WAS THERE I DIED😂😂😂

[@josewcortes7]

Jeff Ross has not aged well

[@infectedjinjer]

Wolfi neither will u

[@DonCS]

Jeff Dees salty

[@Omegagaming123]

Don CS that's what she said.

[@rodgriese3280]

Jeff Ross looked 50 when he was 17. Now he looks 49. I'd say he's doing well.

[@StreetHierarchy]

nah, he's just ugly.

[@blahblahblackshee879]

Im a simple KZbin user , I see hooters and i click

[@Siafk]

you are a simple human being don't try to feel better then you are

[@sergeypronin7712]

H

[@scrumdalicious6117]

“Oh my god there’s kids, run!!”

[@wemeandabiz8869]

“Peter sleeps in a Parker” he just ended his life 💀💀

[@NO-qt8sn]

I clicked because there was NOTHING JUST NOTHING EALSE TO WATCH

[@zane19970109]

Master Anus

[@ItsRajanChauhan]

watch my video :P

[@konpakuriii5087]

Natalia O. Well you could watch a How to properly write the word *else* tutorial

[@heartandtroll9993]

There had to be something.

[@gringo5]

He should do this every week this could be the new mean tweets lmao

[@ponthea7857]

"look everybody, it's three day weekend!" I DIED.

[@bradleyboucher1996]

Had the honor of meeting this guy yesterday at the Los Angeles USO. Very humble guy.

[@dsvx86]

Jeff Ross never disappoints.

[@thewizardofodds6839]

peter sleeps in a parker

[@anthonyperea8137]

I've been watching these videos for an hour now

[@metallicak5]

3:17 “Love you! Good luck with the lipstick on your teeth!” “Oh my gawwwd ;)” “Alright see you at home” my boi Jeff Ross got smooth moves 💯

[@byemerloo985]

There’s kids RUN RUN !!! 😂😂😂

[@alfredosalgado4174]

"Tell your facelift" DAMN! :() SAVAGE

[@kylorenkardashian5518]

"see you at home" 🤣😂

[@godnah]

That Maddox reference is spot on for the 2% of us who remember the OG internet troll.

[@James-zb8bo]

"Look everybody, it's 3 day weeknd" 😂😂😂

[@1ButtonDash]

that blonde chick.... might be a trap

[@laila1989ism]

''Omg there are kids. Run, Run, Run!Lmao that was actually not okay but still funny af

[@skylernewton2206]

who are you Peter slept in the parker😂😂😅😂😂😂 off that had me dying

[@LazerC4]

"You told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom" killed me

[@watchdealer11]

The FAA forces Jeff Ross to wear a beret because his bald head is a risk to aircraft visibility.

[@RomeoRivera2C]

I liked this video before it even started.😂😂😂 JEFFF!!!

[@yenomeerf]

*_Kanye Worst_*_ hahahahahha That's awesome._ lol

[@ethanstein42]

Victor Richard but you couldn’t crack that coffee table

[@Firstofanyone]

y'all clearly don't understand actual big boobs vs push up bras

[@sarcasm4905]

Implants hardly need to be pushed up

[@nintend0freak81]

It's a push up..

[@unholydiver1095]

Her face is great though

[@newthrash1221]

elle anderson yeah, because those boobs were definitely small?

[@josealbarran5409]

elle anderson Still boobs girl! There's some tables walking around thinking they look hot, so I'll still take her.

[@dickvanshryke8240]

True Legend!

[@lamarcus001ify]

"Look like a parking ticket" "3 day weekend" lmaooooo

[@maggi6245]

"Your shorts are shorter than the time you spent in highschool" AHAHAHAHAHA

[@ProWeavle]

Gotta admit the zach and Johnny depp impersonators actually looked super legit funny thing is if one of them was actually the real one they could probs walk down hollywood blvd without getting recognised cause everyone would just think theyre an impersonator lol

[@mohamedmustafa5803]

Peter sleeping in parker. I cried for this one😭🤣

[@joshwins8697]

This guy is the best 10/10 👌😂

[@gaoutlaw]

I'm suddenly in the mood for Hooters.

[@amantedelmondo1787]

That thumbnail made me click...

[@Evodocturine29]

Johnny Valencia meeeee toooo.

[@Fernandro]

Jimmy knows wats up

[@KingSukuna]

Esavages get to work on finding her IG and Snapchat we all appreciate it

[@mitchellhughes5180]

Worth it.

[@chrismfoster14]

That's why they made it the thumbnail.

[@saicoso]

"a striper who hates money"... epic

[@annisabenjamin5505]

This is great 😂😂

[@Spinosaurus44]

Wow. You can just walk around Hollywood blvd and roast the hell out of people, but as long as you're holding a mic people will just smile and go with it.

[@MarcFuego]

Jeff Ross is so underrated. Lol

[@kingofscotland7268]

1:22 I know this dude, he's the one who sold me the tickets in december when I was in hollywood

[@LoneWandere76]

This was hilarious!!!

[@olabamijioyetubo3281]

Jeff really is the Roast master general😂

[@ultimateawseome]

crack that coffee table. that actually hyped me up

[@andingatacho9262]

That Michael timing 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DrStrange1000]

Easily top 5 best roasters on the planet! So damn funny😂

[@THEREALBeane20]

He's so quick and on the spot

[@maxieeden3647]

0:48 hey that looks like J. Depp.. (few secs later) 🤯