Jeff Ross Roasts Hollywood Blvd.

[@swagy6012]

"You're like a stripper who hates money, so you work here" lol

[@standardofexcellence]

Swagy might be best joke over

[@Daniel-cj1gb]

Savage 😂

[@smirks1463]

Titties

[@m.gaxiola7462]

When he said : knock knock ! I. Thought he was gonna make a comment about those "knockers" 👌🏻

[@brandanackerman3464]

Mario Khaztrögôff same

[@laurianealagno7222]

"Thanks Kanye Worst" LMAO I'm dead

[@dking1735]

Quok quok qaok!

[@HerveMendell]

Crack, crack, crack, crack... Not even Freudian slips, Freudian shouts!

[@TEExJAY24]

Peter sleep's in a Parker Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@isaiahwalsh4587]

Nice pfp

[@Sal33b]

Lol

[@Rosemary-oe3zy]

@Sonox did he die ? 😱

[@wardellm.291]

I literally fell out of my seat

[@Kenyan2204]

That Michael Jackson one was funny, espessially the Kids one. 2:35

[@craigshuttleton225]

Pretty sure that's the same Michael Jackson guy from the thirty seconds to mars video city of Angeles

[@JaydevRaol]

Yeah 😂

[@saimaddy3456]

But is that really true about him?

[@xl9473]

@@saimaddy3456 nah

[@guglielmo_arte_naturale]

@@saimaddy3456 absolutely not man

[@steveoballs4964]

That hooters girl omg. 😍

[@foowishamewican]

Sad very sad

[@frarfarf]

What a superstar

[@frarfarf]

Ma La the sad thing is that you're probably a jealous pig

[@benl3120]

u da real mvp mang

[@ukedude8565]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that some dude actually shared a link to the girls Instagram?

[@grapeflavoredbleach7201]

"Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school" Genius.

[@vlad-pm2zr]

*cut*

[@hammadmajid7953]

Damn she got rekt

[@TheRafaelBond]

she came back but they cut it

[@soulreaperichig0]

Rafael Mertin what was her comeback?

[@ethanstein42]

Crack that coffee table

[@maxmeier532]

I love how the "3 day weeknd" guy cant help but laugh at the joke about him.

[@ethanstein42]

Max Meier that was gold like the coffee table

[@blackdogbrown]

That was my favorite one. I lost it! 😂😂😂

[@PositiveLastAction]

"you told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom" Hilarious!!

[@davidbn5352]

1:48 Jeff tries to casually look down.

[@Revelian1982]

Jeff Ross is so funny. His improvisational skills are unmatched.

[@Sean-mc4iq]

I think that hooters girl is going to get a modelling contract soon.

[@hellofaname]

...or a Brazzer contract at least.

[@mrniz461]

hellofaname Crosses fingers*

[@Tabletop-Newtype]

oh yeah...

[@uatafaka]

Brazzers contract sounds more likely

[@Sean-mc4iq]

hellofaname I didn't want to say it ;)

[@vincej3882]

Anything with Jeff Ross is worth watching, that mans Hilarious

[@B-Rai87]

not really .. he's kinda corny ..

[@DjJooze]

B-Rai87 hes face makes up for it. hard not to laugh at his face lmao 😂

[@mathias6814]

"You have blacker roots than kunta kinte" LMAO

[@DirtyDirkDiggler]

"you told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom!"

[@rachelleon13]

😂 Ouch.

[@taylorcoffin1]

“Oh my god there’s kids, RUN! RUN!” I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts 😂😂

[@antotheja251]

"you told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom" .. :D I cant, i love jeff

[@JesseDumontt]

The Brad and Angelina one was gold.

[@shanphreak]

amazing !!

[@ericparis825]

Jesse more like fake gold

[@SkiJumpp]

Jeff Ross is so underrated. He is one of my favorite celebrities

[@zahraentezamian4711]

SkiJumpp he is soooooo funny

[@011azr]

He's not, he's trying way too hard to be funny. Not even close. I mean what is wrong with you people?

[@akshooter762]

have you ever seen some of the comedy central roast he has done??? don't get any better than that! :)

[@ori3374]

״omg! There’s kids, run run” that killed me.

[@louismontoya7437]

Waited his whole life to get on tv and all he had is “crack the coffee table”!

[@MrCool-ro5ob]

Louis Montoya 😂 it was lit tho

[@unattended129]

What's wrong with cracking the coffee table?

[@amantedelmondo1787]

That thumbnail made me click...

[@Evodocturine29]

Johnny Valencia meeeee toooo.

[@Fernandro]

Jimmy knows wats up

[@Cheatrrr]

Esavages get to work on finding her IG and Snapchat we all appreciate it

[@mitchellhughes5180]

Worth it.

[@chrismfoster14]

That's why they made it the thumbnail.

[@syd16packchicken]

"You have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" lmao 😂

[@daiduongdaviddinh140]

It takes a while to laugh LMFAO

[@BenjiSun]

hydrogen peroxide use leaves a lasting effect on brain cell damage. =)

[@fazilsmith]

Don't understand that part. Somebody explain.

[@beingmeperfectly4560]

She has no idea who that is I bet

[@buildzzupwxvy7449]

Yooooooo, I see you on 360 Jeezys videos 😂

[@Magerquark]

KANYE WORST HAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh LOL

[@pokiest1]

Sam Brown 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haydentyrodgers]

Sam Brown sounded like ice cube a little

[@osmankurt6982]

He said it in a way that i totally forgot what the original last name is

[@GoodSteve123]

Crack that coffee table!

[@bryannamarie7539]

😂😂😂

[@BlinkBytee]

1:35-1:55 didn’t look down once. What a g

[@Barmaglot2003]

1:40-42 Full body check out )

[@ge-9848]

He clearly did

[@svensvensson6705]

Do u like it fake?

[@kagisomotlhamme3550]

"You told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom" ahahahahha I just lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tunablepizza9102]

1:46 Those kids wanted to go into Hooters lol

[@ladistar]

Hooded Stranger wtf hahahaha

[@addidaswguy]

Omg, it's Kids RUN!!

[@sexxymamy1]

roses are red violets are blue i came for the thumbnail and so did you!

[@glynncamera]

Mystic I

[@radamtv4779]

I think "came" is the right word

[@pimpgrandpa8641]

uh no I did not but thank you for accusing me for coming for the thumbnail

[@JohnSmith-rs8mr]

K.I.Z Of A Down u r hilarious. Even more so when I think of that’s what actually happened

[@larrymcjones]

Man I came all over that thumbnail

[@sofixmasnahxd]

A stripper who hates money LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@rileyscott5827]

But then again, who hates money?

[@watchdealer11]

Jeff Ross doesn't have a dad bod. The dad bod has Jeff Ross.

[@jacquesstoop2587]

watchdealer11 at least you tried

[@samshorto5433]

Jeff's face has a dad bod

[@tuutts39]

Jeff has to be the sharpest, fastest, and most Badass Comedian ...EVER! I’m dead serious .... REALLY!

[@DirtySouthGaming]

Jeff Ross looks like a Futurama character

[@rayhardy4834]

Zoidberg lol

[@ansem6167]

He looks like the slurm

[@markvargas5926]

DirtySouthGaming yup

[@Zmad724]

He said on Breakfast Club that he looked like Vin Diesel if he drowned.....LOL

[@JaVvii3]

Bet someone can find the hooters girl Instagram!

[@vm3mm3mv29]

JaVvii3 gavin_lauren

[@JaVvii3]

vm3m m3mv LMAO My point has been proven.

[@ipwnukazu]

I don't think that is her

[@thisismusic5105]

@_elisechristinee

[@camxdidxthat]

ThisIsMusic kind of looks like her, is that really her Instagram

[@alexaquinonez3670]

Haha I see those impersonators all the time in Hollywood. Lmao I laughed at the 3 day weeknd 😂

[@Djkuuh]

right? i actually thought that johnny depp guy was actually him when i first saw him a few weeks ago

[@alexaquinonez3670]

123 123 so did I! lol I'm too embarrassed to take pictures with him.

[@joyfulkupcakes164]

"Thanks, Kanye Worst!" bruh😂😂

[@tonyarutti]

CRA CRA CRA CRA CRA CRA CRRRRAAAAAACKHEEEEEEAAAAAD

[@whitedevil2]

Kanye Worst. i'm gonna steal that. no apologies

[@jackclarke3241]

whitedevil2 would be a good one, except kanye is the greatest to ever do it so

[@yungthug2403]

whitedevil2 crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack that coffee table! Damn some sick lyrics, some serious bars right there.

[@HadesRevenge]

cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra cra crap at beat boxing.

[@ethanstein42]

Professoroaks Mancave crack that crap table

[@gamezjesse8700]

The Michael Jackson part when he told the kids to run that was funny

[@felixvega5890]

Jeff Ross is the best spontaneous comedian & roaster around! He can always make me laugh out loud like only a few other comedy greats! Love the guy!😄😆😅😂🤣

[@ruirodtube]

It’s Eric Crapton 😂

[@PatricioLeija]

ruirodtube that made me laugh so bad.

[@sethtaylor7519]

Finger tapping when no one can hear you... definitely Crapton.

[@abdullahasif1889]

Delalus haha same

[@Owsryudie]

"Good luck with the lipstick on your teeth, you're awesome!" 3:19 "Alright, see you home" Haha :P 3:22

[@doramos88]

"Thanks Kanye Worst"

[@user-js3sn8jn7y]

I wonder how much spit was on that microphone after Kanye worst did some beat boxing

[@marclaaq]

i was thinking the same thing, norma flora all over that muther

[@tyronemooselips771]

Racist

[@larssb7457]

“Zach galif-enough already” I’m crying

[@metallicak5]

3:17 “Love you! Good luck with the lipstick on your teeth!” “Oh my gawwwd ;)” “Alright see you at home” my boi Jeff Ross got smooth moves 💯

[@Ecclesiastes11718]

"You have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" i'm done

[@dustyomeara5070]

Was that a dude?

[@elephantgrass631]

I literally had to pause the video and laugh/cry it out.

[@TheCosmicStarmen]

You said "I'm done"... where'd you go?!

[@DonnieByrd]

"You told me to wake you up, when you hit rock bottom" 😂

[@Beast-hd6no]

MAN FOR REAL WHEN HE SAID TO THE KIDS RUN BECAUSE MICHAEL JAKCSON WAS THERE I DIED😂😂😂

[@ponthea7857]

"look everybody, it's three day weekend!" I DIED.

[@sinsofs3ns131]

Yooooooooooo I can't breatheeeee !!!! He's nailing every one !!!

[@worf7271]

Is that the Johnny Depp impersonator from Nathan for You?

[@christiantrask6947]

no thats diamond jim

[@riefki2840]

even those tits fake?

[@antifamous4160]

Khan Singh lol no it's a different one.

[@Cj-zg6gm]

Those are impersonators? That wasn't the real Peter Parker????

[@thc4825]

His accent different

[@ladistar]

It would be an absolute honor to get roasted by Jeff Ross.

[@justiniani9364]

"my spidey senses tell me your gonna make 4 dollars today"💀

[@kloukk]

"good luck with pubes on your chin" - said by a guy whose beard once looked like he fell asleep in cereal bowl

[@cesarelissa40]

"Peter who sleeps in a Parker"😂

[@laila1989ism]

''Omg there are kids. Run, Run, Run!Lmao that was actually not okay but still funny af

[@James-zb8bo]

"Look everybody, it's 3 day weeknd" 😂😂😂

[@blahblahblackshee879]

Im a simple KZbin user , I see hooters and i click

[@Siafk]

you are a simple human being don't try to feel better then you are

[@sergeypronin7712]

H

[@wemeandabiz8869]

“Peter sleeps in a Parker” he just ended his life 💀💀

[@Spinosaurus44]

Wow. You can just walk around Hollywood blvd and roast the hell out of people, but as long as you're holding a mic people will just smile and go with it.

[@maggi6245]

"Your shorts are shorter than the time you spent in highschool" AHAHAHAHAHA

[@scrumdalicious6117]

“Oh my god there’s kids, run!!”

[@lamarcus001ify]

"Look like a parking ticket" "3 day weekend" lmaooooo

[@godnah]

That Maddox reference is spot on for the 2% of us who remember the OG internet troll.

[@meg31585]

I love Jeff Ross LMAO!!! Glad I watched this before work today, I definitely needed a good laugh hahaha

[@ChildofYAH]

"You got blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" now that was funny 😂

[@byemerloo985]

There’s kids RUN RUN !!! 😂😂😂

[@Dante-ud1tc]

girl at 3:01 was in the obamacare vs affordable care act video. Fake.

[@scaryfaced1]

Yes, who's ever heard of a commercial actress working in a restaurant in LA? FAKE.

[@chesterunderwood3079]

Dude, they do these videos on the street outside their studio. She works on their street. Why do you find it surprising she would be in two videos? She is basically a neighbour.

[@user-lf8ys7ow3u]

This video is fake. Johnny Depp is a professional actor.

[@EXPKTNO]

That aint no girl bro....thats a trap

[@ilovebrandnewcarpets]

haha boom roasted

[@_texas_pete_beats_the_meat4500]

"Crack that coffee table... If your willing and able!" So cringy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iacyvidz]

"you told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom!" hahahahahhaha

[@maxieeden3647]

0:48 hey that looks like J. Depp.. (few secs later) 🤯

[@alfredosalgado4174]

"Tell your facelift" DAMN! :() SAVAGE

[@andingatacho9262]

That Michael timing 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elfuego121212]

That Zach hair movement was HILARIOUS

[@CrackaTice]

This dude looks like he sells burgers in a mini van.

[@Wepistx]

Jeff Ross has not aged well

[@infectedjinjer]

Wolfi neither will u

[@DonCS]

Jeff Dees salty

[@Omegagaming123]

Don CS that's what she said.

[@rodgriese3280]

Jeff Ross looked 50 when he was 17. Now he looks 49. I'd say he's doing well.

[@StreetHierarchy]

nah, he's just ugly.

[@bradturner321]

That blonde girl at 3:05 was the last one about "Obama care or Affordable Care Act"

[@kingofscotland7268]

1:22 I know this dude, he's the one who sold me the tickets in december when I was in hollywood

[@stevenschneider6235]

“Omg there’s kids run”😂😂😂😂

[@SelfBiasedCybernaut]

He should've said "Those shorts are *longer* than the amount of time you spent in highschool."

[@dsvx86]

Jeff Ross never disappoints.

[@ProWeavle]

Gotta admit the zach and Johnny depp impersonators actually looked super legit funny thing is if one of them was actually the real one they could probs walk down hollywood blvd without getting recognised cause everyone would just think theyre an impersonator lol

[@brooklynjb3112]

lol am i the only one that dosent think he's that funny, he makes me laugh at times but he doesn't deserve to be called "the roast master"

[@erickurbina944]

sameee

[@brooklynjb3112]

those roast that comedy central dose has sucked for years and for some reason jeff ross gets hyped up so much and is never good

[@brandonvilla2420]

brooklyn jb I agree with you he is no Master

[@grasshopper2462]

Jeff is good but greg giraldo was the real roast master that had the best jokes for all the roasts.

[@brooklynjb3112]

thats funny you said that because i was gonna say the same thing greg giraldo was the only comedian that could make me laugh every roast he did RIP

[@Jshoty]

"Crack that coffee table" He raps like that one student on Ned's declassified that's always beat boxing.

[@AabhasTiwari]

2:13 at this point you can see 3 neon guys perfectly aligned

[@watchdealer11]

The FAA forces Jeff Ross to wear a beret because his bald head is a risk to aircraft visibility.

[@rossonerodiavolo8074]

1:37 Those Hooters girls are only in big markets. I've been to several cities and passed by or looked in and no girls are ever that big chested. Atlanta, New York, LA that's it.

[@garretthenrickson6290]

I found it very ironic when Jeff said "you told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom"

[@felixb2]

he should’ve said , “ did you break the coffee table by sitting on it ? “ 😂

[@primalgroudon3029]

hats off to the cameraman for not bursting his laughter and drop the camera

[@Mightylionroar]

Just had to add a "BOOM ROASTED" after every roast

[@gaoutlaw]

I'm suddenly in the mood for Hooters.

[@BalkarnG]

I was dying when he told the kids to run from Micheal Jackson

[@the_cheap_ones]

Peter "sleeps in the" Parker. Haha. 😂🕸🕷

[@bradleyboucher1996]

Had the honor of meeting this guy yesterday at the Los Angeles USO. Very humble guy.

[@rogerfvb]

"blacker roots than Kunta Kinte"

[@Henrique-sp9gx]

@B O B Spelled backwards what is going on in your head brother? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StalKalle]

@B O B Spelled backwards If said to a black person the joke wouldn't have made any sense.

[@Henrique-sp9gx]

@B O B Spelled backwards youre on some heavy drugs boii

[@StalKalle]

@B O B Spelled backwards The joke would only work on a black person if they had dyed their hair and the black roots where showing. Also, it's not a black joke because it's not about making fun of black people.

[@Henrique-sp9gx]

@B O B Spelled backwards 😂😂😂 Im from Brazil, theres no BLM here 🤣🤣🤣 im dont get whats your point in this discussion tho

[@kylorenkardashian5518]

"see you at home" 🤣😂

[@MarcFuego]

Jeff Ross is so underrated. Lol

[@skylernewton2206]

who are you Peter slept in the parker😂😂😅😂😂😂 off that had me dying

[@scarface9964]

1:36 and 3:01 are the only ones you should care about if you ask me.