Jeff Wittek Sounding Like A Criminal for 13 Minutes Straight

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[@flocooke2559]

jeff: well the mafias gonna kill me everyone else: 🤣 jeff: 😐

[@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream]

I hate this comment, coz tbh this shows how lil people really care. Jus trends like a bitch.

[@jayrszn9200]

Slave_To_The_Grey_Gods_ _Imortal_Low_Life bruh how do yo spell cuz wrong u dumbass

[@luke-hv6mp]

JayRszn bruh how do you spell you wrong

[@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream]

@@luke-hv6mp this just got heated, I'mma needa dip in some ranch dressing.

[@flocooke2559]

Slave_To_The_Grey_Gods_ _Imortal_Low_Life stay mad bitch😎😳

[@wildflower3324]

Idk why, but I think he's actually a sweetheart that acts tough.

[@eekaboo3659]

Wallflower he threw a gas bomb into a gas station at an old ladies legs

[@livefootball2000]

eekaboo alpha as fuck

[@cordydiamond5741]

eekaboo yeah he did but that was when he was younger. Idk I feel like he changed after that

[@wildflower3324]

@@cordydiamond5741 Exactly. You live and you learn.

[@tsonny1104]

eekaboo he says all the time that he grew up an asshole surrounded by assholes and has changed

[@anthonys2759]

“This is Jeff’s apartment before” and there’s a gun on the table when he walks in

[@dtownblastinsalvi62]

Anthony S I noticed that too wtf

[@mceci.44]

Omfg I just noticed that😂😂

[@kalim4]

4:44

[@rachaelisom9280]

only ppl that saw it squad

[@User80718]

it’s a paintball gun... i hope

[@rikke4654]

i feel like he´s actually the nicest guy ever

[@monsterstupidate]

Rikke he might be but I find it amazing how a human has a way to judge a person based only by looks

[@rikke4654]

@@monsterstupidate i didn´t make that assumption based on his looks lmao

[@bageda3109]

Lol ghoji just want to be a soy boy warrior writing random shit. Everyone assume how people are by their looks tho. Its your mind that decides that shit and not you

[@samuelgustafsson2322]

Ghoji Tom of course you judge people by their looks!

[@milmon4137]

@@monsterstupidate there's literally a whole video dedicated to his personality lmfao you the only one obsessed with his looks dude

[@dro9167]

“I don’t deal drugs” “Neither do I” “Then why do you do this” “Neither did I”

[@vieve3152]

wow

[@zachwolf4878]

we all saw the fucking video fuck you

[@iicmoney3167]

didn’t even get the quote

[@sarahreynolds5757]

Zach Wolf calm the fuck down pussy

[@antoniocampos5906]

Zach Wolf chill pussy

[@jordyn7144]

I feel like his personality would fit really well in a Wattpad

[@cuteraccoon2133]

Actually tho😂

[@alexandrabmendoza5934]

Omg literally

[@StephinaYoshi]

Right?!? He’s perfect! 😂 I should know lol

[@szofikompar2491]

The comedy type maffia, or the secretive billionaire, with a secret side?

[@jordyn7144]

Szofi Kompár definitely secret billionaire

[@amyaolivia9209]

“What happens to snitches?” “They get stitches” “That’s right now get him” 💀💀😂

[@juanbueno1835]

Jeff: he’s rehabilitated, he’s learned his lesson Jason: *wheezes in the background* That part kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@kam7515]

Mama I’m in love with a criminal

[@allday638]

Begone

[@trouifun3863]

And this type of love it ain’t rational it’s physical

[@K1NG_HASH1R]

@@trouifun3863 lol

[@emsontop]

@@allday638 don't r/woooosh me but your name is ass cheeks

[@sirdogsgaming9379]

I’m flattered but I don’t think it’d work between us...

[@playboicarti2282]

My name's Mark and when I saw the calendar I was like my time has come

[@jaefrm512]

doppy loko lol

[@marjechevarez790]

No you Ricardi Milos 🏃💃

[@A13X-]

what video was that

[@markymark9378]

Me too

[@vivianna397]

doppy loko oh hi mark

[@zy4772]

Jeff: I just murdered someone. Them: Haha Jeff you’re so silly. Jeff: Yeah, let’s go with that.

[@evelynalabaster]

Wanted to like but it's at 420 🤣

[@zy4772]

Channon Eleven Thank you for the sacrifice

[@evelynalabaster]

@@zy4772 no problem 🤣

[@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.y]

David: “did you meet people like dom?” Jeff: “no they separate the sex offenders” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this why Jeff is the best

[@Eruizen]

the fact that this has no replies makes this comment perfect

[@-invalid-2882]

This would look cool with no replies yall wanna delete?

[@Bigfella625]

They have to cuz the inmates don’t fw pedos or sex offenders, usually they get fucked up bad

[@TK-km7uz]

Well this aged bad

[@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.y]

@@TK-km7uz 💀destined to be a sex offender. Seen it coming

[@h2odrew854]

I feel like jeff was the prisoner who befriended everyone just because he was good looking. Like beck from victorious when the crew went to jail

[@queentalktoomuch810]

H2Odrew I feel like he was someone’s bitch bc he’s very pretty and that’s usually how that goes

[@raine420]

queentalktoomuch 😂

[@Joe-wk2pc]

do yu realize there are people who do tha most crazy shit because they are in prison fo life. Do yu think they care fo some pretty boy, no

[@h2odrew854]

Joe do yu realize I’m not being serious

[@214bands8]

Joe tf yes nigga they fuck guys in jail and go for the pretty ones 😂thats what bitches are

[@melissagallentine6979]

Jeff: well the mafia is gonna kill me

[@kuzrahfan2004]

Melissa gallentine everyone else is all like 😂😂😂😂 but he’s like 😐

[@dtownblastinsalvi62]

bliind.expo. Rip Jeff lmao

[@tyronefromwiisports5643]

Melissa gallentine we watched the video

[@phoeb7293]

... “mama i’m in love with a criminal”

[@alexandra-fb7hi]

Phoebe Abboud ONG I MADE THE SAME COMMENT BEFORE SEEING YOURS WTFFF

[@phoeb7293]

Alex Andra LMAO

[@anastasia-cs8mv]

I THOUGHT OF THIS LMFAO

[@slytherinsu]

he’s literally THE funniest person in the vlog squad.

[@aaronmunguia8051]

Suhada Aktar Jason Nash then Jeff 😂

[@melissagallentine6979]

Jeff: me and this guy been through a lot together and now im in hollywood and famous

[@punkchristmasparty4411]

Once upon a time in Hollywood

[@elpadrino402]

We saw the video karen

[@Daaguul]

Melissa gallentine im the 1k people

[@cezarysobczak3979]

2.3k for a fuc*king quote?

[@lamacorn6894]

@@elpadrino402 ur the Karen haha

[@jakegonzales3248]

Jeff is high key the hottest one out of all of em🤷🏻‍♂️

[@playwithm381]

Gay

[@Deisinator]

@@playwithm381 He has a dog filter profile picture, ofcourse he's gay! 😂

[@almightyalan8942]

I'll punch you in the face saying gay shit homie

[@almightyalan8942]

@@Deisinator 😂😂😂

[@virginiaflores3930]

@@almightyalan8942 you gonna punch someone for saying gay shit ??

[@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.y]

Honestly Jeff is the most unique out of the entire vlog squad. He’s so different and his humour is way better

[@Sammy-ox1my]

I actually feel like Jeff could be a SERIAL KILLER.

[@danielthenatural]

Let me guess your favorite show is you

[@Sammy-ox1my]

@@danielthenatural God yes, talk about a 24/7 perfect shitshow.

[@danielthenatural]

@@Sammy-ox1my I know a bad boy with a nice smile is a bad boy with a nice smile but you have to follow social distancing rules Sammy.

[@Sammy-ox1my]

@@danielthenatural Rules are meant to be broken. I'll just make sure to stay away from my grandmaxD

[@peoplescentralservicecommi2871]

@@danielthenatural Pure chad

[@fofnifolar]

Zane: “2 years ago you would've put that in” Jeff: “2 years ago I was hanging out with murderers” 😂😂

[@kalim4]

8:00

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

You edit it but leave the "would of"

[@ellisachim3355]

Jeff sounds more guilty than my uncl...aaaa

[@katriona4789]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@shinglee7273]

Haha so original man nice

[@daiiran]

👁👁👁

[@alexialaura3529]

David: I don't sell drugs Jeff: Neither do I David: So what is this? Jeff: Neither do I

[@sirdogsgaming9379]

“Who’s cleaning all this up?” “You!” *Today we have breaking news, Comedian and KZbin Vlogger David Dobrik was found dead outside an apartment, the primary suspect is newly released convict JEFF*

[@jessicaruth7313]

I wonder how they found jeff

[@10eeeeeeys]

Jessica Ruth coachella im pretty sure

[@kabidb3048]

He met Todd in 2017 but they hanged out in October of 2018 they started hiking together and went on a trip in New York...The rest is history. Thank God he became a part of the vlog squad he's such an great guy made the squad so much better.

[@alexandracarrera9816]

Jessica Ruth ayyy I’m the 888th like

[@littlebow4315]

They didn't find jeff..jeff found them 👀

[@STARGIRL.RADIO.]

Alex Carrera 999 th like duh

[@TheVdarkshadow]

David:”Jeff you mean a lot to us” Jeff:”what are you going to do shoot me”

[@pandapanda8169]

Idk why this has so many likes and not a single comment so imma just leave this here

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@pandapanda8169 why comment if you don't bring any content? It's the same as it was before your comment

[@Eriquee]

@@dimitrijekrstic7567 you didnt bring any content either bitch

[@GaenRDN]

This hasn't aged well

[@sagarbala4913]

8:03 that kid that didn’t speak showed him exactly what he’d do if cops asked him questions

[@superazula3722]

Hows the supply? It's pure. Lmao gets me everytime

[@fireblazehd2702]

Super Azula wheres that

[@megasocky]

He sounds like snake for a solid second

[@Me-my9wn]

Love that😄

[@MariaLopez-bv6lx]

12:18

[@thatguy8668]

11:28 Jeff's face when he said one of you is a rat😂

[@elsramen1273]

Lmaooo

[@astrianarosario1958]

😂😂😂😂

[@Frost-Gm]

Lol

[@maddisonodell421]

dude what vlog is that from

[@dannnarutam]

The squad huddled together at 4:23 while Jeff smashes stuff was the cutest thing ever 🤣🤣

[@xtoofrostyx6521]

Me: jeff that gun is fake right 4:43 Me: 😂 Jeff: yea...

[@14tatabug]

“We can do this the easy way or the hard way” (Strong eye contact) “We can do it the hard way if you want” “👀... I don’t-“

[@kalim4]

12:07

[@charlesmasclef1309]

« ... And that’s how I met your mother »

[@eisa.q438]

*contact

[@julia9557]

His facial expression there killed me 😂

[@ipeeinpools9522]

Jeffs that guy that would do crime with you but send you up the river when you got caught

[@evelynalabaster]

LMFAO

[@Jbongo07]

11:25 Is it just me or does Jeff genuinely terrified

[@maddisonodell421]

dude what vlog is that from

[@youokaybruh2119]

7:29 “Welcome to prison David.”

[@robotskru6434]

I like how Jeff has a GUN at the table is his apartment 4:40

[@Gizmodotco]

I never noticed until just now 😂

[@LiftedGamer1029]

Bro literally Same and I have seen that clip 100 times

[@sarab6580]

I was expecting a hand gun but holy shot dude

[@ItMeRishi]

Air soft guns.

[@JamesBrownsTaint]

Sara B not a real gun lol

[@meme_4828]

Jeff’s apartment before, pretty simple apartment AR-15 just casually laying on the table

[@mananwashere]

*AMERICA*

[@xachperkins4842]

it wasnt a real gun wth 😭😭

[@capturedandy5603]

8:28. David says, two criminals in one spot." And then Jeff says they separate the sex offenders. YIKES

[@natekatchuk3858]

To be fair I kinda saw that coming with all the sex jokes

[@subornodolui4960]

8:30, Jeff already predicted the Future.

[@ianrocha4568]

2:09 is everyone gonna ignore that he said hair

[@charlesmasclef1309]

« Step out of the vehickle. »

[@mynameisjeff2616]

:-Have u ever been arrested 'No' :-Me neither

[@leomiller1542]

Jeff seems to be the only normal person in David's crew, and yet the most crazy at the same time.

[@willian.w]

Damn, Jeff was really right about the sex offender.

[@tnuoccaeht]

Who is he I don’t watch the vlogs but *he’s hot*

[@larrayfan4684]

Like his name is the video name like tf

[@cjstar01jones17]

Mood. Me too. He is hot. And I don’t watch the vlogs either

[@MetaMikeG]

Alex Maia Gerena ppl can like whoever tf they want

[@lukeguy6978]

Alex Maia Gerena wtf

[@T1NOTv]

Get the fuck out of here than bandwagon

[@arusawaseem6737]

Ok why is Jeff so perfect

[@marks4355]

Except he is a drug dealer and went to jail

[@GirlDo3]

@@marks4355 an alpha male

[@vybiz3720]

Jeff: No they seperate the sex offenders. This aged very well actually.

[@share_accidental]

why? what happened?

[@thealiens765]

@@share_accidental Dom raped a girl when she was drunk

[@deadlysoulz]

@@share_accidental i think it’s something abt dom

[@share_accidental]

@@thealiens765 whattt

[@holotrout]

A wise man once said, its better to appear cold and tough and later be realized to be a good guy, than it is to appear as a good guy and later be revealed as cold and tough.

[@bruhchill2263]

I love how with everyone else it took like a year to get into the vlog squad but with Jeff they just automatically accepted him and started putting him in almost every vlog

[@lowkey7561]

Why does his mug shot look like an actor's headshot

[@katelynmichel3436]

Bc he's that good looking

[@tunisianrealestate7]

I feel so bad for Jeff after that shitshow, this dude is a trooper. ✊

[@jxcc2053]

Jeff is like Creed from the office, he jokes about crimes that he actually committed and nobody knows any better

[@ayahmr432]

1:46 david looks like the one wgi just got out of jail

[@Classified302]

Kidnapping and torturing, “cute”

[@ellia9976]

title should be “david making jeff sound like a criminal”

[@mariam-ox4mj]

my favorite part about all of this is jeff sits there with a straight ass face while everyone else laughs

[@audreylmao4056]

haha cause most of the shit jeff says is true so he doesnt find it funny

[@agoodname723]

*What You Mean *Acts* Like a criminal* *He *Is* A Criminal

[@Bnuriffahbasirah]

what did he do??

[@timklebel879]

@@Bnuriffahbasirah He was in prison for selling drugs IIRC

[@elsieamroliwala9758]

Never miss snatched🎥🎥🎥

[@Dan-ys8nk]

Two hilarious moments. When Jeff was resisting arrest. He probably was recreating his prior arrest. I also loved it when David called Jeff a rat in the parking garage. Jeff looked genuinely worried when David said it. Street guys like Jeff take that seriously. Lol. 😆😆

[@Idfwy101]

One fact you can't deny about Jeff is that he is undeniably so fricken handsome.

[@kingayy9267]

He is insanely handsome.

[@elbodoquepa3865]

"Yeah, the mafia is going to kill me...' *Everyone laugh except him*

[@chronictired1242]

"Welcome to prison David " That brung out an unholy wheez I didn't know I had.

[@DanielGonzalez-vx4lr]

David: I'm going t do something nice for you Zane: sorry guys I just farted

[@bottledwater3131]

As a person that never seen this guy before this video makes me think he's actually a shady criminal 😳

[@buggy627]

He is he went to jail and was arrested several times

[@anatoxgameplays6504]

@@buggy627 he used to be when he was like 20 he isn't anymore

[@kinxgslap1212]

4:42 nobody is gonna talk about the AK

[@ninaduarte3504]

anyone else die laughing when jeff said "welcome to prison, David"

[@alexiskoelliker1077]

jeff GENUINELY scares me

[@loki350]

It's the perfect smile paired with the calm tone and criminal phrases that makes him pop

[@J.Sins_]

You saw how white David acted when they got pulled over for “looking at the stars” lol

[@iplayvideogames5746]

Why does Jeff’s apartment have a gun

[@elite_tony6807]

iplayvideogames 57 that’s what I said

[@LC2K00]

America....

[@sierrazackery1598]

iplayvideogames 57 that’s what I was saying

[@Jacksoncomplex]

its a paintball gun

[@ussocom3644]

Because it's his constitutional right to own a gun.

[@annaxoxo4286]

But mama I’m in love with a criminal 😔👊🏻

[@conorprice4229]

Found Jeff's channel today and hes one of the funniest people ive found on KZbin, hes just naturally funny

[@jordanchanille9760]

jeff is too cute. i feel like hes just a big sweetheart. 🥰🥺

[@00_fab60]

david getting pulled over is his hobby

[@Ena48145]

David Dobrik Making the Audience Perceive Jeff as Only a Criminal for 13 Minutes Straight

[@JennSCHWA]

As funny as Jeff was with them, I’m glad he got away from them but it sucks it’s not on good terms at all. But I’m glad he left them.

[@sloom632]

8:34 That didn’t age well.

[@jobama1980]

It aged like fine wine cuz it's true

[@divxine5857]

THEM PLOICE MEN THOO THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED I-

[@trujillo71921]

Funny af when he said "it's good to be home" when David made his room look like a jail cell 😂😂😂

[@laurenwinkler8659]

I’d be so pissed if I got pulled over and my friends were laughing their asses off

[@flynnarbuckle5946]

The AR on the table just casually in his apartment

[@erlend6338]

Flynn Arbuckle gotta stay safe from the mafia

[@tykrage2990]

I love Jason's laugh 😂 it always puts a smile on my face 😁 1:13

[@MONDOMSB]

At 4:44 there is a machine gun on the table

[@gaugebrown1299]

Ar-15 stock is semi automatic.

[@mawroas7719]

Lmao I'm watching a music CID right now but I see this comment that makes no sense I think my KZbin's glitched

[@corn8591]

lmao so my cousin literally has all types of weapons just around the house its really not uncommon

[@callumjarvis6081]

Huh

[@bisutowastaken]

Apparently it's a paintball gun

[@sichentang1515]

8:31 Aged like wine

[@jerboa4566]

“Do me a favour out your hands on the seat there” “And raise em in the *hair* like you just dont care” *MISSION FAILED WE’LL GO NEXT TIME*

[@wrldsosu7408]

jeff apartment before: assault rifle in the table

[@Jubbano]

6:37 THIS WHOLE PART IS SOOO FUNNY 💀

[@devonmck]

1:16 I CANT GET OVER JASONS LAUGH LMAO

[@pipelinepunch1064]

the fact that Jeff fully knew that Dom was a s*x offender and told everyone, Kinda makes you think ab how awful the vlog squad was. sure they were fun to watch but also David was fully protecting s*x offenders and repeatedly made Jeff out to be a criminal even after he said he didn't like it.

[@taehyungoppa7208]

THISSS!!! LITERALLY SO TRUE .

[@G0ldenb0y.]

It was a joke because everyone knew that Dom was a sex pest that was the running gag of the Vlog

[@royalflush5558]

It's not easy to make me laugh this was hilarious,this made my day🤣💯

[@JJRodriguez-vu2yf]

I feel like Jeff is the definition of “smooth criminal”

[@dry_critical]

08:27 well this aged like milk

[@yeetxd2890]

David the real criminal now XD

[@ijeoma7963]

So David dobrick literally has the LAPD in his pocket

[@brandenhillock1873]

Tell me why when she says we ca do it the hard way Jeff looks to Jason because everyone else wanted to do it the easy way

[@myrandadiaz8979]

The way he just stares at you when he laughs gives me the heebie jeebies

[@izzymorris3087]

"oh no they separate the sex offenders" LMFAOAOO

[@zummyizhere]

Good god I would love Jeff to come deal with me in person

[@paytonwatson936]

anybody else see the assault rifle at 4:44 on jeff’s table

[@PetrolPatrol]

@Bill Haggard knowing fatal weaponry trivia is not education.

[@deacongandy893]

8:33 ah yes foreshadowing

[@loganwillison6464]

The donut one got me 100%😂