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[@JeffWittek]

The documentary is called Newman (sorry guys I’m an idiot)

[@Fee212]

You're not an idiot Jeff. Far from it. 😊

[@lns4life]

Great episode

[@JEFFFM]

Neman

[@JEFFFM]

Newman. It’s wea da wind comes from 🤌🏼

[@kendalllehman7747]

i love that they talk about Cody like he isn’t sitting right there

[@impano666]

And talk over him or when jeff answers questions posed directly to Cody and also answers for him so fun and not weird at all

[@DOWNTOWNMAK]

They never learn the lesson of the third chair

[@sperez3275]

@@DOWNTOWNMAKwhat’s that

[@zac1567]

The dude talked about everything. If anyone brought it up, crystal ball chris already know how's to play it out No one cares about the star guest. You can bring in real people off the street and probably get more views. No one cares about gossip girl and his spoiled life

[@CezaMVO]

Chris is always a good guest. Jeff saying he'd shoot himself in the head before going to jail, he replies with a dark joke of shooting his only good eye, still being alive 😂

[@dilciaenid]

😂

[@tatertotter808]

im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JeffWittek]

make sure to watch chriss epos that was shot before where we interview him

[@JEFFFM]

yes

[@streeturchin915]

Living for this era of jeff

[@khloesmama0415]

So proud of JEFF!

[@j3vans]

When is your next podcast episode coming out? 😢

[@JustClaribel]

I just screamed this is the crossover I never knew I needed

[@whatintheworld7624]

Chris has been on the show before...

[@dilciaenid]

Same 😃

[@madeinthegetto]

Me too and then Cody showed up so i stopped watching

[@kaitlyngoodwin825]

i creamed

[@benjidog1514]

Chris has been on the show before and that episode was hilarious. I think Jason nash was in it as well.

[@kaitlyngoodwin825]

jeff will be a silver fox and he can keep being an influencer forever

[@Serzzle]

Cody and Chris on the same pod, the Puerto Rican vibes are off the charts

[@dilciaenid]

lol how? Through osmosis?

[@juliesaanchez]

“you should be removed from society” LMAOOO - Chris to Cody

[@rachellynch2898]

I love him ❤️

[@mukesh_bombay]

"all you worry is... do I have a cappuccino and I gonna go see the mountain" LMAOOOOO

[@campbelllllllll]

Cody had me in the first half about not supporting S offenders. Crazy to follow it up with his opinion that women should be fully clothed in order to avoid tempting others.

[@bananarama92]

I just commented on that. Jeff said it's women's fault that men have perverted thoughts. Because we aren't wrapped in shawls and robes from head to toe. EXCUSE ME TF?

[@Glosoli4]

Just watched that part. That was super low. Like what in the actual fuck bro.

[@kaitlyns9972]

Yeaaaah he lost me on that one

[@toughtimes6353]

I think he means because he got cheated on, but hopefully he doesn't mean that

[@jeffwittek3987]

@@toughtimes6353 that's what he means

[@hendrixj.8356]

Yes ! Jeff getting comedians is good can’t wait to see this

[@toughtimes6353]

I love how you can tell he respects Cody just as much as Jeff

[@gnomees]

Need to bring him back in with sound bites from the bathroom boys

[@gabbyelghoul256]

jeff is slaying in his canadian tuxedo

[@curefied]

he kinda looks unhealthy tbh. i hope hes good

[@kaitlyns9972]

@@curefiedin what way?

[@jeffwittek3987]

@@curefied he's ripped to shreds and healthier than ever

[@Fee212]

😂 He so is. 🤣

[@emwa.x0]

@@curefiedhe just needs a little sun is all

[@deeduncan]

Amber and now Chris? Jeff’s guest list is 🔥. Love this pod!

[@jacquelinedelgadillo-gomez234]

these pods keep getting better and better by the day!! 😭😭 this is my first time hearing about Chris, but when he started talking about resentment vs. forgiveness, man, that made me a fan automatically. You can tell Jeff is moved by these talks including the one w/ Mike Posner. I’m literally living for this new era of Jeff and seeing him heal is astonishing. much love ♡

[@knikriverwitch7257]

Chris is literally such a good husband, dad, woman’s advocate….like he may not realize it but he’s such a good role model for men!!!! ❤

[@ivydeeree]

Did you see him on Rogan? Lol

[@josef2012]

Not according to him!

[@ML-hl9qi]

You can tell when Jeff is super excited about his guest. He's so genuine love that about him. Don't change Jeff! ❤

[@staceyrhoades4788]

Cody saying I’m useful cracked me up cause he is so right

[@pigeon4200]

Chris is one of the most deserving comedians. Humble, charming, and truly himself :)

[@sharonbull4303]

I think so too. He’s so sweet about his family too, love that.

[@victorbousquet9261]

Holy fucking chaotic episode, I'm here for it

[@ivorieeknapp8191]

Here from HEYBABE!!! I love Chris

[@BaconNMegs]

Hey Babe!! I love them lol

[@shaunmcconnell1682]

Hey babe is great! You try taste buds?

[@mel.bon12]

“Scam people” 29:51 Logan : 👀

[@sirkadabra]

Helllll yeaaaaaa jeffff is moving up in the game

[@Tav9231]

Chris was on the pod a couple years ago

[@TiffneyOkay]

Jeff, you are so likable!! I hope you’re feeling the love today

[@jenniferbessmer]

I didn’t know fear until I met my Son. Ironically, starting this show the guys that don’t have kids said that they don’t have fear and now I’m listening to Chris talk about his father’s advice. I felt like my life was just explained in a weird way.

[@BakaRA-YO]

I FUCKING LOVE CHRIS. THE PEOPLE NEEDED THIS

[@TexasTears]

*Cody and Chris bonding* “BEFORE WE WRAP IT UP” - Jeff

[@JiggerjoggernoHGer]

It feels like destefano is interviewing Jeff and Cody

[@jeffwittek3987]

its because Jeff did Chris's pod before

[@michaelhxhdhdjdj]

This is my favourite version of chrissy d when hes just comfortable and himself

[@blqzingfire]

I love Jeff’s laugh

[@Fee212]

I love his voice too.

[@Dreamdream2122]

I just realized Jeff is in Chris’s studio … PLEASE TELL ME JEFF WILL BE ON CHRISSY’s SHOW

[@JeffWittek]

yea Oscar edited it out or maybe it wasn't recording in the beginning but we did his first

[@AlecBurriss]

I love Chrissy Chaos! Would love to see more Jeff and Chris ❤

[@Fee212]

Me too! 👌 👏

[@Bella_Kilori]

Chris bombed Joe Rogan but it’s alright because I live for the Chrissy chaos.

[@user-me2tl3xy5k]

Yeah he was a weirdo on it

[@brittanymlanders]

Yeah I wish they had cut the entire first 15+ mins of his anxiety spiral bc it did get better. But whatever still here for him!

[@senecaclark5776]

I love Cody he kills me every time he’s a real one

[@rusalkaprincess]

omg i never knew cody was puerto rican 🇵🇷🇵🇷

[@OfficialunderSTAN]

Shoutout to Jeff!! Keep doing what you’re doing baby!

[@Fee212]

He sure is going from strength to strength.

[@juliesaanchez]

this was such a good podcast lollll - crossover i didn’t know i needed!!

[@hellabay510]

JEFF!Chris D is the perfect combo for you!! This is gonna be a BANGER!💚🤍❤️

[@b23beatz]

This was a very good episode

[@Fee212]

Thus was a GREAT episode. 👍

[@AntAnt]

this is quite the dream collab

[@jasminethompson9022]

Cody’s little leg stretch with his hands under is legs was so cute and precious lol

[@Fee212]

That's what I thought, too. Didn't think anyone else would notice that.

[@benjidog1514]

Timestamp?

[@mr.j5667]

Wish this one was longer 😭 good energy and jokes all around

[@user-jt4nu9fy6q]

THE CROSSOVER OF THE FUCKING CENTURY

[@taylornicolegarcia]

You can see how the damage from the crane affects Jeff in his daily life. David deserves some serious consequences. It’s genuinely heartbreaking to see. And Jeff still carries it with a grace that teaches so much. I still wish we could take that day back. I’m fucking mad

[@shipit9937]

Yeah but I think it was the catalyst to making Jeff become a better person.. he used to be massive twat, now he's just a twat

[@eminet2983]

This comment is really true. I notice that as well. He tries to make the best out of it and he actually does but there needs to be something held against David. I cannot stand him and his whole crew, for example Mariah, Heath and Zane. Loved them so much and really thought differently about them. But they still kiss his ass and let Jeff down tbh.

[@mr.resistance4015]

I like how now there is a connection between H3 and LOS through Jeff and Chrissy Haha

[@kaitlynnharker3368]

Chris!!!!! Fav guest so far ❤

[@SantiDtz16]

THESE TWO OMG!!! I LOVE YALL BOTH SM I LOVE THIS CROSSOVER. literally made my whole week 👏👏❣️

[@dawidwardega9766]

Blessing us bro

[@Glosoli4]

“Cody will you get nice and fat if you didn’t work out. Would you just be a fat piece of shit.” hhahahahahahahahhahH this guy is hilarious

[@heatherbonelli]

I've never seen this man in my life and I'm pretty sure I love him. What an absolute delight he is, his magnetism is fascinating. When Cody said he had a "vactosectomy" I almost spit my drink across the room RIGHT after Chris makes a comment about not being able to judge a fighter on their words... 😂😂 It's called a vasectomy baby boy, it's the timing for me. Chris has the charm, the self awareness and the TIMING. Best episode of Jeff FM I've seen, and I've seen EVERY one.

[@mattH3ew]

Shout out to Cody. ☮️💟

[@ivanavargas12]

this is like the timmy jimmy power hour.

[@IndigosDead]

MY TWO FAVORITES LETS GOOO

[@ruby_does_not_exist]

Finally a good guest again 🎉

[@louisgentile4758]

I’ve been waiting for this ep for so long

[@MacncheeseChris]

This show has become every year it’s Jeff bailing Cody out of some sort of jail 😅

[@ishfromhell5437]

cody just kills it everytime

[@ambs5564]

Jeff makes me laugh because he’s staring at Chris and he’s like “that joke was funny, right?” Death stare lmao

[@dilciaenid]

My mom & best friend still live in bay ridge 🙏🏼 I love the accents they are home 😊

[@peterreporter92]

Not that he wasn’t already doing amazing. But this guest can be a breakthrough to other popular comedians/podcasters

[@PrivacyDefend]

Relax, he’s already had this guy on already

[@JuliaaPiperr]

this made me really like chris. i love how he’s able to navigate through conversations

[@heeeq0]

this was too damn funny. cody is hilarious

[@dilciaenid]

Love these three!!!

[@MrAwesomemax]

Solid af combo

[@superonions22]

reducing the me too movement to a witch hunt is not very cash money

[@JoeBidenFanclub99]

Bro is the 1975s biggest fan

[@relyuhcs]

Great episode

[@jen_mcdonald]

OBSESSSSED. TY FOR THIS AMAZING BLESSING

[@stianw.danielsen2943]

I think Bert and Tom bombed a little. Was not that impressed

[@pleasenophotos]

I HAVE BEEN DYING FOR CHRISSY D TO GET ON JEFF FMMMM OMG & FOR U TO GO ON CHRISSY CHAOS PLEASE

[@JeffWittek]

I did it'll be out soon!

[@jeffwittek3987]

he's been on before

[@emily.7777]

25:54 the blank stares have me crying

[@tomashmore7413]

Too much Beta-Brain hahahahahaha

[@222trixie]

😂👀😵‍💫👀😂

[@rachellynch2898]

3 men from Staten Island having a conversation about Dubai and international laws. I’m kinda blown away, I like this. It’s unexpected and kinda sexy. Happy Mothers Day to your moms!

[@Fee212]

Oh, my days. Jeff is getting new everything. That was an amazing podcast. Good people, great conversation, and Jesus Christ. 🙏

[@carlosnvlr]

Great episode; you guys are great together!

[@kaitlin4u]

I LOVE both of these men so much 😭😭😭😭😭

[@MW-vm8tb]

Re Kim kardashian, her set was not removed from the Tom Brady roast. They just removed the boo-ing part lol. She is still in the Netflix special .

[@addieschwartz7095]

Omg yesss this one's gonna crush

[@MotherSmeagolypuff]

Absolutely amazing podcast I enjoy every concept, conversation and jokes ! The guest is so interesting!! New fan 🎉

[@elamigo00]

Finally ! This timeline isnt a total waste !

[@shiannfriese2232]

The fact that Chris just popped off with an Italian accent without any nervousness 🤌🏻

[@AshleyMariesArtistry]

Good episode as always 🔥

[@skinnytodd]

I’m 42 an don’t want kids either an I travel but not like y’all an I have 11 nieces and nephews. Tell Cody to stay being a real guy

[@rae.9436]

when Cody was speaking about Islam it was so heart warming , may Allah guide him to Islam 🥹❤️

[@imamoviefanatic]

😂

[@SusieQZee]

I don’t know this show but that one sleepy guy is a vibe. Hi, Chris. 👋🏼

[@theotherjenna]

Omg love this crossover. Chrissy is the best

[@LordAsturgis]

Man, that Japanese Russian Italian accent was fire.

[@oliviamaloney3727]

Such a good guest!!! Chris seems so genuine

[@roxy2106]

No way?! Awesome guest!!

[@Marieee222]

BABES!! Love you baby boy

[@aliatwy5471]

Free-fa-free-fa-free Palestine!!! 🇵🇸 ♥️

[@derrickanaya9917]

YOU FCKEN SEE IT 💯✊🏽🤙🏽 lol Cody’s tattoo 🤣

[@ericamserrato]

DUDE Chris with the blow your other eye comment 😂 ☠️ I love that man!

[@Inthemorningisay]

I’m healing from a surgery, the wound isn’t healing correctly. I’m sad but I’m happy to be able to watch this. ❤️🥺

[@malcolmwilliams5168]

Chris carried this so hard he’s so fucking funny

[@kristinarodriguez5652]

YASS I love chrissy how iconic

[@Dreamdream2122]

OMMMMGGGG IM SO EXCITED!!!!! Chrissyyyyyy Deeeee

[@Tav9231]

Nice episode of ChrisFM

[@stephanydelgado-soto8742]

I had the best conversation with an Uber driver days before moving to a whole new country for two years. Thanks for reminding me of him 😢❤

[@gemag.1373]

I love Chris. Never knew about him until this podcast but love him