Jeffree Star Is More Ridiculous Than EVER

[@AlizeeYeezy]

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[@mayqueentears]

jeffree saying he has a photographic memory and then 2 seconds later claiming he can’t remember why he got cancelled is better than any skit that any comedian can ever hope to write

[@AlizeeYeezy]

Actual michael scott moment

[@mayqueentears]

@@AlizeeYeezy😂

[@JadeSm96]

Same energy as Fiona Harvey telling Piers Morgan she never stalked anyone and has a photographic memory so she would know then not being able to tell him her degree grades

[@liesbeneathoureyes]

@@JadeSm96to be fair the qualification she was talking about was a “pass” or “fail” qual so it makes sense that she wasn’t able to answer Piers’s question. She’s still batshit tjo

[@overthinker5805]

Photographic memory doesn’t even exist except in children under age 5

[@mars7493]

Calling Jeffree Star “Jeff” is like calling Voldemort “Voldy” and it makes me giggle every single time

[@selunescorpio]

9:22 “That’s rich coming from you, Nosferatu” sent me into a fit of laughter

[@swampqueen9161]

Jeff is going to be the most annoying senior citizen. I'm calling it now.

[@lilteletubby]

calling jeffree starr Jeff is KILLING me

[@CL-lx2pm]

Not me thinking Jeff already was one...

[@mariaquiet6211]

He's a mummy but instead of causing a trail of destruction it's a trail of name dropping and drama

[@asimpnamedval4950]

He already is 😂

[@spacecat7864]

I pray for the nurses cursed with tending to him

[@daleykrage4212]

This man claims Tati is evil and he’s so humble and superior yet when the James Charles sexting minors situation started coming up he bragged about having voice note proof. He was using it as a power play and a threat saying he would drop it when he wanted, he had no regard for the victim and rather than approach the victim with the compassion and see if they wanted to go to the police he reveled in the attention and only said he decided against releasing it when he got backlash.

[@SilentProti]

Following beauty community on YT was my most embarrassing phase

[@daleykrage4212]

@@SilentProti real ahaha I never even watched make up videos just had to know the drama

[@axtiexe]

THIS

[@ArrowOdenn]

I think Jeffree Star is egotistical and gullible enough that, if an organisation told him they were the Illuminati and they wanted him in their ranks of super-powerful-social-media-stars, he'd swallow it.

[@irradiated_woman8016]

Anyone: hello, it's me, the leader of recruitment for the illuminati. Gratz, Jeff, we want YOU, the washed-up Myspace star of failed musical career and tired-ass gimmick makeup brand fame, to join our ranks of the most influential people in the world! Jeff: that sounds correct

[@lisarodriguez6966]

This is hilarious! In my mind this takes place as he's walking away from a coffee counter, his face in his phone. Or by a silly email. ​@@irradiated_woman8016

[@AlizeeYeezy]

😭😭😭

[@AlizeeYeezy]

​@irradiated_woman8016 should I pretend to be the illuminati and email jeff

[@irradiated_woman8016]

@@AlizeeYeezy you could pull it off, report back.

[@berniceboshoff1503]

Absolutely died laughing when you emerged from your rant about ufos looking absolutely deranged😂😂

[@AlizeeYeezy]

I rly had to cut some of it because I was like that always sunny Charlie meme 😭😭

[@berniceboshoff1503]

@@AlizeeYeezy honestly, I'd watch you rant about ufos😅🤣 it looked like you had a time getting through that rant

[@chrisferry9997]

​@@AlizeeYeezy we want the unedited UFO cut! 😅

[@hurphenelondwil2419]

​@@chrisferry9997vote yes!

[@animekittykitty]

When Jeffrey said, "I really worked on myself," I really hoped someone would pipe up and say, "Oh really? What plastic surgery did you get done?"

[@void7100]

him saying that directly after saying someone deserved to die from cancer is just. unbelievable.

[@egg5256]

Idk if this makes sense but him telling them he was invited to the Illuminati and to be besties with hollywood elite or whatever reminds me of a middle schooler that went on a trip telling their friends about all the things that 100% definitely happened on the trip. “I met this guy named George glass and he’s my boyfriend now but he lives in Canada and isn’t allowed to have a phone”

[@talynhastime9343]

“No, don’t start. Don’t start. Gonna start.” The self-regulating ADHD experience encapsulated.

[@butterbreacan]

Jeff still taking about Dramageddon and bashing Tati while saying he’s moved on and bettered himself 😂😂😂

[@HOPEfullBoi01]

I love it when you get into onion grease or Jaffaar and Shame again. It's so retro and nostalgic to dunk on their pathetic narcissistic arses!

[@AlizeeYeezy]

Honestly still gonna be doing this to em in 50 years time but neither Jeff or I will have aged cuz we will both have soo much plastic surgery ❤❤❤

[@animekittykitty]

Honestly, the German scientist stating aliens helped with space research seems just within the wheelhouse of German humor.

[@AlizeeYeezy]

i'd tell everyone this too

[@spagheleton]

alizee upload this is a huge day for my dishes and laundry

[@___Alina___24]

We love you for that ❤

[@Samuel_INTP]

The cut from her hair being neat and tidy to her hair being disheveled and messy, it caught me off guard 😭🙏

[@T1Army]

was just about to cry myself to sleep...but i guess i'll have to do that in 78 minutes.

[@maia.in.nightmareland]

Jeff will surly make you cry..

[@hrosexo]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@HOPEfullBoi01]

"I've had a life recently" 😭 can't relate

[@AlizeeYeezy]

dw it didn't last long

[@HOPEfullBoi01]

​@@AlizeeYeezy aw 🫂

[@MegaCelacanto]

Jeff saying "Im not a terrible person" with his whole chest like that took me out. Buddy be for real right now.

[@spacecat7864]

Whenever KZbinrs say “i was in a dark place” I always imagine it’s like a resort with really horrible activities like a blackface ball or something like that lol. It happens so often that it’s a really vivid image now.

[@void7100]

LOL 😭😭😭😭

[@creepypapermultipack]

Weird fun fact, I went to university in Orange County (where Jeffree is from) and would go clubbing in LA and there were at least a couple of times I’d see him at the club and once he aggressively flirted with my friend who was very obviously not interested. He was an entitled, spoiled brat then and still is. Edit: for context this was circa 2003-2004 when he was only marginally famous on MySpace and before all the plastic surgery (no shade to plastic surgery).

[@gh0stcup]

pretending to be shocked

[@creepypapermultipack]

@ exactly. He clearly didn’t understand boundaries at the time and I doubt he understands them now.

[@zeldazazine]

44:48 "two dudes" made me laugh. i mean sure, because the beauty industry is such a no dude entrepreneurs zone... but okay fine, FINALLY an industry that can be taken over by dudes. wooppeee.

[@username.not.known2473]

Lol indeed. An industry that can be taken over by men, gosh. It's not as though men dominate any *other* fields of industry in the world. Give the men a chance to entrepreneur, you selfish women.

[@leelee353]

From the understanding I have from farmers that butcher their own animals, they do not treat them like pets. They treat them well, but Jeff being “oh they’re pets and I love them” is WEIRD

[@fawnieee]

As someone who worked at a vets most farmers absolutely do not treat them well lmfao. The horror stories i could tell you.

[@leelee353]

@fawnieee oh yeah you work with a loooot of people. My friend was in the same position you were, large animal vet, and she said she had to quit cause there are people that come in that just don’t give a shit about their animals.

[@FaithTheFallen]

Yeah having grown up in an agricultural area most beef farmers were careful with their animals because those animals are walking wads of cash to them. They're not pets, they're assets.

[@who818]

Cps needs to check in on Shane Dawson periodically. There is no way that those children are safe in that household in my opinion. And it's not because they're gay

[@axtiexe]

i agree, he has been creepy towards children of the past. abusers have no gender/sexuality, they will come in all forms

[@aspenisthebest]

You need to chill. They love their kids and went through a lot to have them. Shane is not a convicted felon, neither is Ryland. They've never harmed anyone besides emotional damage from shock value jokes. Even if Shane was doing black face in private like a psychopath, that wouldn't be something that would get his kids taken away.

[@ER-ge9hr]

41:54 “really close, like 500 years apart” 🤣😭 this is the age joke that made me bust out laughing lmfaooo

[@Jay_one]

Listening to these 3 talking about how we never went to the moon is so mind numbing

[@Jay_one]

And the tunnels… 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@tinybeefbaby]

that girl sitting there with her shoes on the couch is bothering me so much lmao

[@zeldazazine]

me seeing a new Alizee video pop up thinking: "oh yeah!", me seeing that it's 1:18 hrs long saying out loud: "OHH YEAAH!" (literally just happened)

[@aimeelangslow8508]

I di the dame thing!

[@Bess_A]

The cringe level of those three talking about how much they're learning is off the charts

[@aspenisthebest]

The fact they think tik tok is the only place to learn makes my skin crawl. Did they forget about Google? KZbin? Maybe even books???

[@schoo9256]

Alizee: god, say something not boring, Jeff. I need to critique you. Jeff 2 mins later: susan died of bone cancer as karma for the Bye Sister era.

[@yessirde]

Thank you for feeding us mother

[@dopaminedrought395]

"old lady Tati" THEY'RE 3 YEARS APART

[@caseycronan9217]

Oh my word, You cannot say someone deserved to died from cancer. If anyone still cared what JS thought, he might be cancelled again. 😤

[@Berriesnbels]

Insane to me no one brought that up

[@void7100]

ikr, my jaw dropped when i heard that. what an absolutely vile thing to say. it’s super villain-level evil.

[@strugglebeauty]

Jeff really out here saying “You old bitch” about Tati when hes 39 and she’s 42.

[@aloevera420]

Calling anyone named Jeffrey by the nickname ‘Jeff’ seems pretty normal, but somehow it sounds insulting to call Jeffree that. I’ll be addressing him as ‘Jeff’ from now on

[@LifeOfTheAngels]

jefferees one sided beef with mikaylah is so deeply unserious and so obviously transparent that he’s fishing for beef so he can milk it for clicks and engagement, if I was Mikayla I’d ignore his ass too like get a life omg

[@raquelnunes9793]

9:37 jeff was the ancient demon from Midnight Mass 😂

[@88vfw]

So true 🤣😂🤣

[@carlasolis1432]

“Turn on a light” took me outtt 😭

[@maia.in.nightmareland]

Jeff is probably one of the best reasons to ban tiktok

[@spagheleton]

recently i've just been listening to your house of night videos on repeat because no other youtuber is as funny as you and hearing them just makes me think "this would be better if it was alizee doing it" so thank you very much for the food

[@selenagomez2504]

Jeffery’s old ass talkin about conspiracy theories like boomers posting antivax on facebook. Once the attention dries up he’s gonna be posting about “jewish space lazers” for ragebait

[@ivanovskameow999]

Omg, imagine him and MTG locked in a room together 😂

[@angery2002]

He’s SO annoying, can’t wait to watch you rip on him for an hour 💙

[@peaches8864]

For me this episode of canceled was the moment I realised my prefrontal cortex has developed and watching people who platform horrendous racist beings is sitting by and being permissive of his behaviour. Tana and I are the same age. She knows better. I can’t support her anymore. Additionally, her ass smooching is becoming intolerable.

[@theEumenides]

"Everything I know is because of TikTok." I have some idea of what's on TikTok due to KZbin shorts, so I know that there are some educational TikTok creators, but that's a deeply concerning statement.

[@SpiritOfMontgomery]

I instinctively said “that’s horrifying” because, well, it just is…

[@stev6963]

I love how much Alizee is putting off having to focus on the Jeffrey video. I actually also groaned every time we had to go back to that I just like listening to Alizee talk lol.

[@starophie]

i bet he enjoys talking to brooke because they understand each other on a deeply racist level

[@stefaniadelprete6708]

Alizee’s hot take on Jafar’s comeback, I am SAT 😂!! Also a deep-dive on skinwalker ranch, I would be obsessed! PS. I totally spelled the book series I wanted you to review wrong, but the first book was obsession by K. Lorraine

[@grey_4]

I always have time for Jafar hate. He is hands down the most insufferable consequence of MySpace

[@mrbubbies_]

I'm pretty sure we're the same age but your channel always gives this 'big sister who knows extensive pop culture you don't' vibe

[@EmilyMckelvey-w6v]

Jeff says he has a photographic memory yet he cant remember ever seeing dahvie vanity prey on a child while they were on nationwide tours together?

[@raquelnunes9793]

1:07:20 wait until he learns about how thats just the norm in europe. In downtown lisbon the Roman catacombs/ tunnels are opened to the public. The entrance is a manhole in an avenue. Behave Geoffrey.

[@SilentProti]

Though the Paris catacombs are closed to the public

[@emmakertesz1184]

The earliest I've ever been for an alizee video

[@ambergerhamburger]

Jeffree Star is the creepiest

[@neoxochitl]

No I need that UFO rant please. Also this is me asking the aliens to come and get me.

[@SpiritOfMontgomery]

It’s fucking stupid, all it means is “unidentified flying object.” Therefore anything that is visible yet you personally do not recognize can be classified as a UFO.

[@Bblauu]

Tana looking like the wardrobe from beauty and the beast

[@animekittykitty]

Here's my take on the, "You're just not allowed to make jokes anymooooore! 😰" crowd. Have you considered your delivery sucks or that you have the comedic skills of a mute knuckle dragger? You 100% CAN laugh at anything, but context and delivery makes the difference. Example: I learned earlier today that some behind-the-scenes drama of the Mr Beast Games involved a tower falling on top of a production member on September 11th. I had to stifle my laughter at the fact that the man who earlier this year wanted to be President collapsed a tower on 9/11, and no one else in the discussion even realized why I was silently cackling to myself. Anything can be funny, it's just a skill issue if you can't make anyone laugh.

[@arariddley3314]

How you gonna call Tati old when you look 20 years older than her, Jeff? Looking like a yassified crypt keeper.

[@Jawnless_in_Philly]

Not a yassified crypt keeper!!! 😂 💀

[@SpiritOfMontgomery]

How this dude is still around is beyond me. Literally every time he’s been talked about it’s for doing some mad shit.

[@kijackson8374]

Didn’t a couple of the Davy Vanity victims say they SAW and met Jeffery before, during, and after and that not only did he witness these acts but also knew these girls were teenagers?

[@Anna-MLS]

nothing’s over til alizeeyeezy speaks on it! if your takes have 1 fan, it’s me!

[@irradiated_woman8016]

You mentioned Mr mythos several months ago and since then he has become one of my absolute favorite creators, have watched every video, some more than once... So pls keep giving us actually-good channel reccs.

[@hiericas]

The conspiracy talk reminds me of the Amber Lynn Reid clip where she's telling youthemoon isn't real because "where's the bright?"

[@kalebh3419]

It truly is like clockwork with these influencers... They wait at least a year, than resurface with all the audacity that only they can possess, and pretend NOTHING happened.

[@DriftingMiasma]

When is this waxen endoskeleton going to GO AWAY and why is tana absolutely SLOBBERING on it 🤮

[@EmmaAppl]

i have notifications on, and i got one for a twilight short, BUT not an entire upload im in the trenches babe - love your vids

[@buffalowig]

jeff is two years older now than tati was during bye sister so there‘s that.

[@jinnyweaver]

I can't stomach watching him on my own but I'll watch him here!

[@omgtatercat]

I said this in the iNabber video... Star's hair just reminds me of the marshmallows in Lucky Charms.

[@Jawnless_in_Philly]

Yes 😂!!! It’s giving those unicorn twist marshmallows. On anybody else I’d think campy and cute, but not on Jafar 😂

[@Reverse_Cowgirl-cat]

Did Mr. Star just say of course we haven't been to the moon?? 💀

[@evamiller4886]

The way I thought you were joking when you said he moved to Wyoming to slaughter yaks. Girl, that’s actually what he’s been up to??!!

[@pagrocrag]

At a certain point, when someone is so used to never addressing how their actions contradict their words, they’re going to stop noticing they’re doing it. It’s just become part of who they are and how they instinctively navigate their world. You’ll never get someone like Tana Mongeau to recognize something she’s done for so long that she does it as naturally as breathing. Meanwhile she takes no accountability for those she’s wronged, and continues to reap the benefits of presenting like she’s above all of it.

[@jojol.2630]

Geoffreigh Stahrr autobiography, coauthored by Colleen Hoover

[@ER-ge9hr]

42:26 “I experienced it first hand as a completely removed bystander…” okay brook

[@zidian1356]

i love her logic because we all experienced it first hand by her own logic, but nooo shes so special

[@ER-ge9hr]

@ I’m sure she does know way more about the situation than we do - but it’s still all from slightly removed sources (aka Tana lol). Maybe she realized halfway thru the sentence that she wasn’t as ‘close’ to the situation as she felt at the time. 🤷

[@zidian1356]

@@ER-ge9hr she has access to all sorts of people who work in those circles now, but im not sure if she did at the time it was happening. (correct me if im wrong) i feel like most she heard is probably afterwards, not really living through it

[@dascherofficial]

You know the moon landing was literally live streamed, right? The footage was never stored on the spacecraft to get burned up on reentry. 😅

[@arieldee2665]

Him bragging about his 30k crowds feels like him trying to paint everyone else involved in the drama as being jealous of him and he's just too big to care about this when he's got a history of trying to drag down his competition out of what I can only assume is his own insecurity.

[@mez6445]

calling him Jeff the whole time is so funny for some reason n so humbling

[@FaithTheFallen]

"I worked on myself" to "maybe the cancer was karma" in minutes, JFC

[@hiropon2985]

Morning coffee, cig and alizee to start the day smooth

[@Elrosin]

Ego death? Sorry but why was i not told about this funeral? 😂

[@username.not.known2473]

That is just a childish, manipulative, vile little man. I can't recall a single selflessly kind moment with which he can be credited.

[@bethlovesthings]

I am sorry but I ABSOLUTELY want to hear about your beef with Neil deGrasse Tyson 😂😂😂

[@AlizeeYeezy]

should i just do a video about all the random people i have beef with? it'll be ten hours long

[@thesilentcomposer1278]

@@AlizeeYeezyabsolutely yes

[@littleflick]

@@AlizeeYeezynew series

[@buffalowig]

@@AlizeeYeezyyes or one at a time whatever you prefer lol

[@liesbeneathoureyes]

@@AlizeeYeezyplease make a video about the people you have beef with ✨🙏🏻 also hard agree about NDGT he is a creepy pervert predator and a wanker generally

[@MasterJezzy]

I clicked the video and started to clean, after like 20 minutes I looked up, surprised it's still going, because I didn't see how long it was .... Bro I got all gidy and giggled when I realised it's over an hour. I'm so happy hihihihihi

Scientists are either horrifically dead pan/sarcastic or serious and would never say anything that’s not true. Then I’m in the middle so constantly asking what’s real 😭

[@godessfreya93]

There’s a German saying “der Esel nennt sich immer zuerst” (the donkey/ass is always going to talk about itself first) that really came to mind the longer I listened to Jeff say me and x, I and x and never mentioned the other person first 😂

[@LAURA---]

I love how after the cut where Alizee when on a rant about UFOs her hair got bigger 👀 now I know why Giorgio Tsoukalos’ hair is like that 😂

[@Samalamaramjam]

22:06 the way I sent this to my best friend so fast, like sorry babe I know you’re at school learning to be my therapist but you need to see this tomfoolery. Honestly it’s so nice to see these fools are still on their bullshit just so I can watch Aleezey call them funny names.

[@irradiated_woman8016]

22:10 hearing an adult say that earnestly, no hint of irony, made my last little flicker of light go out. Ive gone and k'd ms-i was ready-turns out, my purgatory is just more complaiting on the internet. Its alright.

[@frostykzink]

Imagine if the writer of Jeff's autobiography is Colleen Hoover

[@zidian1356]

not sure thats how an _auto_ biography works i cant believe the stupidity of that statement (jeff's) but jokes aside, shed perfect for it

[@karma-616]

"I don't get called a pan handler" Uh yeah you get called a RECYCLER JEFF hahaha

[@meatofmink]

Calling him jeff is fitting tbh, he looks like yassified jeff the killer

[@Jawnless_in_Philly]

😂😂💀

[@CatChaos369]

Of course Jeff wouldn’t do anything bad he’s got such a strong moral compass 🙄

[@luciananeagu2269]

Alizee, the Romanian pro-russian presidential candidate is saying that the man did not get on the moon so maybe JEFFREY IS ONTO SOMETHING AFTER ALL (I am crying inside)

[@rezza_lynsaii]

lmfao

[@emeraldorozco5761]

Did you see that Trisha Paytas isn’t going to put out the podcast she filmed with Jeff.

[@skylarjohnson7779]

So, I see Jeff isn’t pretending he doesn’t hate women now.

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

He’s still alive? I thought he’d gone into permanent hiding.

[@kendalljohnson901]

So excited to hear this tea on my commute home lol

[@Jogjosmowwdkfs]

12:40 I think if you’re a farmer like this, you gotta commit. Be honest. I’m not vegan but I think that if you eat meat you need to be truthful with yourself about where it comes from because you’re the one raising it for that purpose.

[@killthepandas.]

I think is just thinking about a different kind of love. a farmer might say they love their animals because maybe thats where most of their money and sustenance comes from. I love hamburgers, I love cows. Not in the same way I love a partner, a pet or a family member, but I still call it love.

[@kikivf4nr]

25:09 wernher von braun! dr braun from fallout 3 was probably named after him. there's also an excellent parody song about him by tom lehrer: "once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down? that's not my department!"

[@joeyrufo]

32:01 OMG! I felt the same way the last time I visited my catholic uncle! He was bragging about how "original" his catechism from 600 was! 👀👀👀 I could only think "Johnny come lately"!

[@irishalchemy]

Jeff looks like a hateful caricature of himself.